Rachel Lawson's The Magicians podcast

Some families bond over coffee. The Alexanders bond over surviving armed robberies, concealing supernatural powers, and accidentally revealing they’re royalty from other dimensions.

When their favourite café faces closure after repeated robberies, Lance, Blake (aka Fred, Emperor of the Universe), and Morganite (Prime Minister of the Universe) volunteer behind the counter. But when the next stick‑up turns into a hostage crisis, the M...

On an English estate, an unearthed relic awakens more than history — it stirs a soul lost to time. When archaeologist Dr. Stella Alexander touches the black duelling pistol of the legendary Ghost, visions burn into her mind… and across the galaxy, Aureus begins to vanish into blackouts. In a world where magicians outlive centuries, superheroes hide behind masks, and time itself can be bent, the Ghost walks again. Secrets are unrave...

🚀 Star-Crossed: Love, Scandal, and Superpowers in Space 🚀

In this episode, we explore Rachel Lawson’s Star-Crossed, a gothic sci-fi novelette where a forbidden romance between an alien diplomat’s sister and a cosmic prince ignites interstellar controversy. From magical transformations to superhero chaos, this story blends poetic melancholy with suspenseful intrigue.

Tune in as we unpack the themes of identity, legacy, and love that...

The People From The Center of the Earth

When conspiracy theories collide with cosmic law, chaos is inevitable. In this hilariously surreal episode from The Gothic Magicians Chronicles, Blake Alexander—Emperor of the Solar System and Judge of the Dead—is dragged into a legal battle between humanity and the mysterious Star People who claim ownership of Earth… from its hollow center.

Expect courtroom sorcery, intergalactic egos, and a c...

Bad Omens or the Insane Unfortunate Ravings of a Mad Chicken

When the coroner receives a letter addressed to “Death,” and his son gets one for “The Antichrist,” you know it’s going to be one hell of a day. Add a masked chicken rewriting Good Omens, aliens mistaking Trump for Earth’s emperor, and a teenage Enchantress crying over a lost book of fate—and you’ve got an apocalypse powered by bureaucracy, bad timing, and poultry.

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The Witch Doctor

When the coroner is also a necromancer, death is just the beginning of the drama. In this episode, Dr Death—aka the reluctant healer of the dead—is hounded by fans, orderlies, and desperate Neighbours enthusiasts who think resurrection is just another prescription. But reviving the dead isn’t always healing… especially when zombies are involved.

🧟‍♂️ Enter Jack, a determined orderly on a mission to bring back his fa...

The Magicians: The Haunting of the Necromancer by Rachel Lawson

The Necromancer is used to dealing with death—but when one of his victims refuses to move on, haunting his home and watching Neighbours in his favorite chair, things take a turn for the absurd.

Seeking help from his father, the Grand Reaper, the Necromancer quickly realizes that dealing with the undead is far easier than dealing with family. As the ghost settles in fo...

Welcome to the Green Side – The Necromantrix Earns Her Scythe

Series: The Magicians

🪦🌿 Death gets a makeover—and a gardening franchise.

In this darkly whimsical episode, Kris, the newly minted Necromantrix, grapples with the surreal legacy of soul reaping… and lawn care. Guided by her father—the infamous Necromancer—and her cryptic grandfather, she learns that the scythe isn’t just a weapon, but a symbol of life’s harvest. But when ...