Raff's Brain

Is “no worries” secretly the most passive-aggressive phrase in the English language? Rob Raffety returns to Hot Yoga Problems with a high-heat monologue full of sweat-soaked wisdom, 50th birthday reflections, and rage-turned-rap on the roads of DC.

In this episode, Rob rants about studio etiquette, explores the chaos of turning 50, breaks down his podcast break, and shares how freestyle raps are his latest antidote to terrible drive...

Midlife fitness isn’t about chasing perfection — it’s about showing up daily, even when you don’t want to. In this episode of Riffin’ with Raff, Rob checks in with cousin and personal trainer Zach Lawson to talk about what’s actually working on his fitness journey at 50.

From 10,000 steps a day to navigating hotel gyms and cheat meals, this honest convo is packed with practical tips, mindset shifts, and laughter. Zach shares how enc...

Rob Raffety is back on Riffin’ with Raff with coach and cousin Zachariah Lawson for another honest, funny, and motivating check-in on his fitness journey at 50. This week? A plateau. But it’s not just about the scale—it's about life. Rob juggles turning 50, celebrating 20 years of marriage, and hosting a giant party—all while trying to stay intentional with his habits. Zach brings insight into the mental side of fitness, how t...

Hot yoga just broke Rob Raffety. In this episode of Hot Yoga Problems, Rob recounts his harrowing encounter with what he believes to be the most difficult pose in human history: Eka Pada Koundinyasana II—a physically impossible feat that sounds more like a spell from Harry Potter than a yoga posture. With ChatGPT stepping in as his digital co-host and Scooby-Doo-style sidekick, Rob tries to trace the origins of this maddening pose,...

Rob Raffety is four weeks into his “Fitness at 50” experiment and still going strong—thanks in large part to weekly accountability calls with his cousin and coach, Zachariah Lawson. This episode captures their candid check-in: the highs, the hiccups, and the hilarious. Rob opens up about cheat days, power outages, and resisting the urge to give up on a rainy day. Zach keeps the insights flowing with motivational mantras, lifestyle ...

In this brutal episode of Hot Yoga Problems, Rob faces the dreaded yoga crossroads: C2 or Yoga Sculpt? After making what seemed like a minor switch-up, he’s thrown into a class that tests his body, soul, and sense of spatial reasoning. From the vengeful Yogi instructor to the mind-bending misery of Cow Face Pose, Rob peels back the sweat-soaked layers of discomfort and discovery. Add in a quick Sanskrit lesson from ChatGPT, and you...

In this episode of Hot Yoga Problems, Rob gets real about the unspoken yet unforgettable aromas of the hot yoga studio. No, we’re not talking sweat and stink—we’re diving into the unexpectedly pleasant world of peppermint oil showers, floral perfume blasts, the occasional ganja ghost, and even the chemical tang of fresh alcohol wipes.

From ASMR audio fantasies to deep thoughts on the Apple Watch’s “Mindfulness” feature, this one’s a...

In this episode of Hot Yoga Problems, Rob Raffety explores the mysterious and very real state of being hot yoga drunk. After leaving his mat behind at the studio (again), Rob starts to piece together the symptoms of this sweaty stupor — disorientation, forgetfulness, and a blissed-out, borderline deranged sense of well-being. It’s not about booze, folks — it’s about the bizarre chemical cocktail that comes from 60 to 90 minutes of ...

In this week’s Riffin’ with Raff, Rob dives into Week 2 of his midlife fitness reboot with cousin/trainer/life coach Zachariah Lawson. Spoiler alert: it’s harder than Week 1. The novelty is wearing off, the cravings are creeping in, and the 10,000 steps feel like 100,000 when you're walking laps at 10 PM with a 20-pound ruck pack.

Still, the scale’s trending in the right direction—and so is Rob’s mindset. They unpack nutrition ...

In this episode of Hot Yoga Problems, Rob Raffety gets taken down a few notches by a deceptively chill Core 2 class. Riding high on a streak of good sessions, Rob walks in with swagger — only to walk out annihilated in body, mind, and spirit. From confusing transitions to poses that sound more like livestock than fitness, this 12-minute tale is a journey through self-delusion, physical exhaustion, and ultimate perspective.

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In this refreshingly non-sweaty edition of Hot Yoga Problems, Rob celebrates a rare moment of yogic triumph — not because he nailed a pose, but because he's finally stopped struggling. He credits discipline, consistency, and a suspiciously clean diet. But the real hero? A Yogi who quietly delivers disinfectant wipes during Shavasana, sparking a wave of subtle service culture across the studio. It's a story about yoga, yes...

In this episode of Hot Yoga Problems, Rob reflects on a moment of unexpected bliss: a hands-on yoga assist so good, it might have spiritually ruined him forever. From the perils of parking lot exits to the linguistics of "grasped" vs. "clasped," Rob’s comedic monologue explores the joyful torment of consistency, balance, and the bitter knowledge that once you've experienced the perfect Half Moon assist… mos...

In this radiant episode of Hot Yoga Problems, Rob Raffety basks in the rare glow of a flawless yoga class — a personal “Mini Blue Moon” experience. Riding the high of a Saturday morning session where everything just clicked (yes, even the King Pigeon), Rob reflects on those elusive, transcendent workouts that remind us why we keep showing up.

But it's not just about nailing a pose. It’s about recognizing progress, embracing rar...

In this debut episode of a new Riffin’ with Raff fitness series, Rob is joined by trainer and lifestyle coach Zachariah Lawson to explore the early stages of Rob’s transformation journey. They break down practical workouts, debunk fitness myths, and share tips for keeping motivation alive long-term. From intermittent fasting to AI-enhanced accountability, this is a wide-ranging and refreshingly honest conversation about fitness aft...

In today’s brutally honest and sweaty episode of Hot Yoga Problems, Rob recounts a humbling Yoga Sculpt class that nearly broke him—but may have kickstarted something bigger. From a CVS gum haul to a philosophical exploration of free will, this episode is about more than fitness—it's about deciding to show up, even when it sucks. With a new trainer, a new mindset, and a hard-hitting mantra (“Ready is not a thought. Ready is a ...

In this Hot Yoga Problems episode, Rob unpacks a surprisingly emotional rollercoaster—being late to class. But like everything in the Raffiverse, it quickly becomes a broader reflection on life, purpose, and progress. Whether it's snagging the best spot in yoga class or learning how car vents work (and what they say about knowing your purpose), there's always a deeper message.

The real kicker? Rob teases a new content jour...

On this episode of Riffin’ with Raff, Rob sits down with a relative he recently reconnected with—Miami-based personal trainer Zachariah Lawson—for a raw, real, and energizing conversation about fitness, transformation, and starting again at any age. Zachariah shares his journey from getting cut from sports teams in high school to becoming a bodybuilding competitor and full-time trainer. Rob opens up about approaching 50, struggling...

Hot yoga’s got nothing on a Northern Virginia parking garage. In this raw, relatable episode of Hot Yoga Problems, Rob returns to Arlington with a dinged-up Subaru, a broken AC, and a new outlook on midlife fitness.

He dives into the trials of standard transmissions, the allure of Garmin-era nostalgia, and a potential collaboration with a shredded Miami-based personal trainer (who might also be a distant relative). Can a rigorous ne...

In this special Outer Banks edition of Hot Yoga Problems, Rob Raffety gets real about vacation vices, yogi humility, and the sensory chaos of sweating it all out. While dodging questionable scents and contact lens emergencies, he reflects on the unique OBX yoga culture, debates signing up for a high-intensity fitness program, and finds accountability in unexpected places—like a surprise call to ChatGPT mid-podcast. From falling asl...