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Full Episode Description: On this patreon exclusive, Torry (she/her) shares about her trip to Australia. Then shares notable celebrity Halloween costumes, relationship news (Iris and TJ, Keith and Nicole, Kelsea and Chase, Katy and Justin, and Camila and Rudy) and then she nominates the Toronto Blue Jays as Pettyweight Champions of the Week. Finally, Torry shares her This Week in Petty about not being invited to a local book convention.
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Episode Transcript
Mindy Kaling as Timothy Shalami at the Knicks game.
Love. Obsessed with this.
Almost made it into my best costumes.
But I love celebrities referencing other celebrities.
It's very zeitgeisty. It's very obvious who she is.
So I really liked that. I think Justin Trudeau, this is
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notable, not worse, not best, but Justin Trudeau, which we'll
talk about later on in our makeups and breakup section.
But he dressed up as the shark on the left, wink, wink to Katy
Perry and his son was like a surfer in a shark attack.
Actually loved the costume. I I love like couples costumes
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or like duo costumes. Like it's not just, you know,
the obvious ones like it it, it's a shark and a surfer and a
shark attack like that. I I just thought that was really
good. It's a little gory for the the
season and yeah, I just, I likedthat.
But him posting that on insta and then literally having a
caption referencing Katy Perry is again, just like fucking
(01:09):
absurd to me. I think very this, I think this
is an interesting and fun and innovative PR move in like a
probably fake PR relationship, but that's beside the point.
And then Kelly Clarkson, this isanother thing.
This is another RTVP official stance on Halloween, Kelly
Clarkson dressed up as like the film noir, like old school
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singer with the ringlets and theweird microphone and stuff like
that on her show. And she was like performing and
stuff like that. And I love this.
This is another thing bring back, not just dressing up as
individuals, kind of like the Justin thing.
And I, as I just said, love Timothy Charlemagne.
I do love that. But I feel like when it's like
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every single person is just another person, I like the
mixture of them being just like,general things, like someone
from a different time period. Not just.
Yeah, Like she didn't dress up as Judy Garland singing in
whatever age, whatever decade Julie, Judy Garland was singing
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in. Like she was just a generic, not
generic, but like a, an average singer in film.
It's like when people dress up as like flapper girls and stuff
like that. I do feel like people are
getting like so specific, which can be really fun, but I kind of
like the mixture. Anyways.
Not much from the Kardashians, honestly.
We got a costume from Kourtney and Travis.
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They were like Nightmare before Christmas or whatever.
I was like, I feel like you've done this like 6 Halloween's in
a row get a new shtick. We saw N make Chris and Kim
dress up as like tik tokers or streamers or whatever.
I thought that was really funny.And that's so like, that's so
kid to get your parents in on this costume.
And I love that they did it. And then Chloe, not a costume.
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She had a little Halloween partywith the kiddos.
Her and the twins dressed up as like cats and skeletons or
whatever. The queen of Halloween, Heidi
Klum herself dressed up as Medusa.
It was fucking horrendous. I appreciate her effort.
I love when hot girls go with something ugly, but it is always
so scary and it always looks like like her and like the worm
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and like the Medusa. It's always like looks so
claustrophobic and wet. Like for some reason so hated
Ilona Maher. I always feel like I'm saying
her name wrong. The very talented, very funny,
very beautiful rugby player dressed up as vintage Barbie.
Loved, loved, loved this. The like black dress one with
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the mermaid tail and the little handkerchief and stuff like
that. Love that.
And then the last notable one that I saw was Julia Fox's
Jackie O right after her husbandwas murdered.
I hated this. I feel like she I just I guess
it was like shock factor. And then she got a little Flack
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online and she changed her Instagram caption to say about
why she dressed up as Jackie O, But like, I don't know, I just
feel like you're dressing up as someone who has their husband's
blood on them because they were just murdered in front of you.
I think is like low key crazy. I don't know.
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And she had, I think, some interesting reasoning, reasoning
behind it. Like she talked about how it was
like just that she was like so poised in the in probably like
obviously the most horrific moment of her life and this kind
of contradiction of being like it being so shocking and her
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being so poised and stuff like that.
But I just, I don't know. I didn't like worst costumes go
to Orlando Bloom. He was a skeleton again, like
barely a costume and his new girlfriend allegedly.
I like can't even tell if this is like fucking real or fake it
sounds so absurd. But Rachel and Matthews dressed
up as Katy Perry when she went to space kissing the ground like
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in the blue suit. Insane.
Like like absolutely insane and so embarrassing.
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