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Full Episode Description: On this patreon exclusive, Torry (she/her) and Hannah A. Brown (she/her) from Not Aspirational discuss Charli XCX’s wedding, Pete Davidson and Elsie Hewitt’s pregnancy announcement, Connor Wood and Sally Carden, Scheana Shay’s fuck list, and Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle ad.

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Episode Transcript

(00:00):
So Charlie X Yanks, I like hate her style and stuff like that.
I'm just, I know that you, I know you were, but you were a
cool girl. I'm like.
So nice Tori. But like, I like I feel cool in
some ways but I'm not a cool girl if that makes sense.
I think you're a really cool. Girl, I don't think so.

(00:22):
But I can understand that the way you express your coolness
might not be the same way Charlie expresses her coolness.
Yes, but I do think it's similarto you.
So like I'm not like a huge likeit's not my style.
I appreciate it, but it's not mystyle.
But so I was like, I'm just curious about what her wedding
is going to look like. Like is she going to go really
avant-garde or like really low key or whatever?

(00:42):
But she got married to her boyfriend, George Daniel last
weekend just out of town hall ceremony.
And I was obsessed with her dress and her look and
everything. It was so beautiful.
It was so Charlie. It was so like flirty, a little
bit Rockstar with her glasses, but then the dress was like so

(01:03):
classic and feminine and just looked killer on her.
I loved it. And I also, yeah, I think it's
there's something really sweet and romantic about doing a more
low key wedding, especially whenyou're a celebrity and you're
like the moment and you could have like this designer dress
you and do it at some crazy venue and they just did it their
way. And I think it's really sweet.
Totally. Like, it wasn't like a huge
Vogue spread, like, right, everybody else does and stuff.

(01:26):
Yeah, yeah, it did, like humanize her a little bit when
she posted about it on Instagramand then her caption was just
did something hurt? So millennial.
She's so millennial. So Gen.
Z is like, she's our Gen. Z queen.
I'm like, you guys are dumb. She's literally such a
millennial. And if you don't understand

(01:48):
that, it's because you don't care to know.
Totally. You know, because you can't
accept it. Yeah, 100%.
I also, I I can completely understand why as a celebrity
who's like truly like broken through to the level that she
has even within the last year, like, yes, she's always been
around. Yes, she's always been talented.
I've loved her forever. But like now she's like a

(02:09):
mainstream celebrity in a way that she wasn't before, like
post brat. And I think there's like
something to be said. Like, I just think it's such a
Batty move to be like, I just want to be left the fuck alone
And I just want to do this the way I want to do it.
And I don't want it to be for public consumption until I'm
ready to post it on fucking Instagram.
You know what I mean? And not having, like, finances
tied to your wedding, like not having like, yeah, like a

(02:31):
magazine tied to it or like somesort of sponsorship and just be
like, no, I don't need that. I'm in a place where I can do
this my own way. That had to be like really
empowering for them. I think so.
And she did like some tick tocksand stuff like that.
And then yeah, she posted it on Instagram.
But to be you're right at that level of fame where you don't
have to care. Like it's not like Jazz's
wedding where it was like she was posting like every like 3

(02:54):
minutes, but it's like it paid off the wedding.
So like, I understand that, but it's like she's just reached a
level where it's like it doesn'tactually matter, which is so
cool. Yeah, and you know what's
interesting? Like obviously, like who the
fuck am I in the grand scheme oflike fame and the Internet and
the industry. But like, I always find like I
want to be someone who makes like great tik toks.
Like at my wedding, at a birthday party, I will not do

(03:17):
it. I just physically cannot
organize my brain and my heart and myself and my friends and my
environment to like make that happen.
I could never ever. And like I'm so envious of
people who can because I truly think it's just like the type of
person you are or are not. But like, I cannot sacrifice my

(03:39):
comfort and my memories of the evening to like, make it look
fun for public consumption. I just can't.
Totally. I always think that like doing
like I'm like, should I do like a I don't know why I think like
like a daily routine vlog and then I'm like, yeah, girl, what?
Like like you don't need to and I've.
Tried them and they take hours and hours to shoot because by

(04:01):
like noon I'm like fuck I'm tired of making videos and then
I like fall off and then I get back on it at like 4:00 PM and
then I post it and it gets 2 likes and I'm like what was all
of that for? Totally, I just made.
My day harder for no reason. Totally.
Yeah, I'm the same. They held.
A little reception after the ceremony and she was in like a
sheer dress, like full nipples, like white sheer, kind of like

(04:24):
it. It kind of reminded me of like a
nightgown that someone would wear on Bridgerton.
Oh my gosh. Wait, I didn't see this.
Look, let me look it up. It's like, it's kind of like not
pirate, but it's like it's giving that like like that type
of white blouse type of thing. Wait, is it?
Is it this little bohemian look?Yeah, hot.

(04:47):
It's. I love her boobs.
I don't think there's ever been better boobs in the world, and I
think they're real. I love her.
Boobs. I think they're real too.
I so hot. I always.
Just think like is that weird with your like dad and your
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