Watch the music video on YouTube HERE
Finally - here it is. The entire song of Real Estate Agent Man.
I wrote this my first year in real estate. However, not a soul has heard any of it, accept the chorus, until this month when I performed the acoustic version at a local Law Enforcement Motorcycle Club. The response was so inspiring that I made time to create this recording in my home studio. Hopefully you'll find it enjoyable enough to share with others.
Here are the lyrics and chords if you would like to play along.
Title: Real Estate Agent Man
Lyrics and additions to the arrangement: by Steve Martin Smith
Copyright 2015
Parody of Secret Agent Man as made famous by Johnny Rivers
Em Am Em
There’s a man who leads a life of danger
Em B7
Showing houses day and night to strangers
Em Am
with every call he takes - a chance that they are fakes
Em Am Em
hoping they will buy a house tomorrow
Chorus
Bm Em Bm Em
real estate agent man - real estate agent man
C B7 Em Intro x 2
Write down his cell phone number - do not forget his name
Em Am Em
beware of pretty pictures that you find
Em B7
deceitful sellers - make you lose your mind
Em Am
and be careful what you say, or you may have to pay
Em Am Em
unless your agent saves your cash/ass tomorrow
Repeat Chorus Intro x 4
Em Am Em
Hoping for the Riviera one day
Em B7
but first he must sell Sarasota today
Em Am
and that Nissan that he drives - it don't make him feel alive
Em Am Em
that Lamborghini dream lives on tomorrow&
Steve Martin Smith is a Licensed Florida Real Estate Broker and the owner of Slice of Florida Realty in Sarasota County Florida.
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