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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey guys, I'm Joan.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
And I'm Jimmy.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:42):
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guys will know how to reach us.
Reach out to us.
That'll be on your screen there.
And you want to judge us?
Maybe it's just say we ain'tshit, which is what this person
(01:09):
did, jimmy.
Uh, we're gonna call this ain'tthis some bullshit?
episode 12, y'all, jimmy, thisone's pretty personal okay uh,
and it's about you and I knowyou're reading this for the
first time, which is fun, fact.
Fact, you guys, jimmy, doesn'tsee these emails until we, like,
walk in the room.
I scan them just to make surewe don't get sued.
(01:32):
But go ahead, jimmy, go aheadand see what the people said.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah, let's see.
Okay, all right.
So the email reads as followsI'm really just sick of you both
giving unserious advice.
This isn't a game for me, andespecially Jimmy, as a man in a
man business, you should be.
He should be ashamed of himself.
You guys don't take anythingserious.
(01:58):
Give some real advice Signed,the real one, ricky, I can't
wait to address this.
I I'm gonna let you, let megather my thoughts and we're
gonna be.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah, gather your
thoughts.
And so when I saw this, Ialmost just hit delete.
But I thought, you know, maybericky has a point, all right,
maybe we aren't real serious.
And you know, jimmy, this,maybe this is a man business,
but too fucking bad, ricky, wecan do what we want, but you
know, jimmy, maybe this is a manbusiness, but too fucking bad,
ricky, we can do what we want,but you know what?
(02:28):
We are here for the people,yeah, so I think that we should
give them what they want,absolutely.
So I'm going to let you addressRicky, but first I'd like to
give Ricky what he wants, but inour style, jimmy, yeah, all
right.
So I am going to ask you somereal real estate questions, okay
(02:51):
, and a bunch of them, all right, but the rule is you have two
rules you have to answer inthree seconds, okay, okay, and
you only can answer like myeight-year-old would.
Okay, and that is cap or no cap.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
All right.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Now I'd like to
explain to everyone what this.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
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get connected to that.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Are we going to
define cap?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
this is us being serious, we're
serious, we can't laugh.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Okay, okay, all right
, all right, we're good.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
So cap means lie and
no cap means not a lie.
For those of you who needexplanations, For you uncultured
swines.
No, we're serious today.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Okay, we're serious.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
All right, hey, let's
fill up our drinks.
This is about to get realserious, and I'm talking about
we're going to dig in some realreal estate issues, just for
Ricky, since we aren't shit.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I can't wait.
I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Okay, give us a
second, guys.
We're going to fill up our cups, all right, and then we're
going to let Jimmy take a coupleswigs and then cap or no cap.
Three seconds to answer.
If he doesn't answer, I move on.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
And can we insert
like some elevator music like in
there?
That'd be really funny, I think.
I think this would absolutelybe amazing.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
And you guys?
I just want to clarify thatJimmy has no idea what these
questions are.
Okay and but they are.
We're going to give Ricky andthe people what they want.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
And that's no cap.
I really don't know what thesequestions are.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yes, and so I am just
going to start these.
So you enjoy drinking While I'mpulling up these.
You know what I take it backWhile I'm pulling up these
questions.
Know what I take it back WhileI'm pulling up these questions?
Jimmy, why don't you go on andspeak to Ricky?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Okay, all right.
So, ricky, first of all, Ireally appreciate the time that
you put into this email andtelling me that this isn't a
game for you and especially meas a man in the man business.
Let's start there.
First of all, I'm sorry to tellyou, ricky, the real one, this
is not just a man business.
Some of the most successfulreal estate investors including
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one in the room are women.
So, first of all, let's try tobe a little bit more open-minded
about where we are in society.
It's not just for you, ricky,we all are here.
And second of all, being ashamedof myself, I have no shame, sir
, like you know, I wish youcould come to the show and we
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could talk about it.
But at the end of the day, man,you know we are in the business
of real estate, but you know,just because it's real estate
doesn't mean you can't have fun,right?
So this is entertainment, guys,once again we reiterate that
this is entertainment.
We're talking about stories ofour actual experiences, but
there's a lot of humor to be hadin some of the scenarios that
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we find ourselves in.
So I take no shame, 100% inbeing who I am in this business,
in this space.
So I appreciate your opinionabout that, but we're going to
keep it real regardless, ricky.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
All right.
Well, that was really well said.
You know, my feedback would befuck you, Ricky, but that's all
I got.
But let's give it.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Oh man we're going to
put that.
I mean that should be thethumbnail Ricky walking away.
Oh, man, yes, oh man we mightget sued for that, though, so
maybe we shouldn't.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Okay, yes, we
probably need permission.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Especially in the
climate we're in in America.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
All right.
Well, ricky, we're going togive you what you want.
We are going to be absolutelyserious.
These are serious questionsabout real estate, jimmy.
Yes, three seconds cap got it.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Are you ready?
I'm gonna try to be that meansI have to read fast, okay three
seconds so, even if I stutter,you have to just can you give me
like a sample question, so Ican?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
okay, are you ready?
Okay?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
the first one is just
like a trial run is your name,
jimmy?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
no, cap is that right
yeah?
That's okay yeah, that's right,okay, okay, if I was it would
be lying like yeah, okay, areyou ready?
This is cool.
Okay, three seconds.
Are you ready?
Ready Music, please?
Okay, you need to be wealthy toinvest in real estate.
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Cap Investing is extremelyrisky.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
No cap.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Being a landlord is
too risky no cap.
Being a landlord is too hard nocap.
Timing is everything.
No cap you have to be ahomeowner first.
Cap you need a ton of cash toinvest in real estate Cap.
Now is not the right time toinvest Cap Real estate investing
is for professionals only.
Cap.
All good properties are alreadytaken Cap.
Real estate investing consumestoo much time.
Cap Real estate investing is forprofessionals only.
Cap All good properties arealready taken.
Cap Real estate investingconsumes too much time.
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Cap there's too muchcompetition.
Cap Looking at homes is thebest first step.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
No cap.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
You need an agent Cap
.
You'll need a 20% down paymentCap.
There's plenty of time forpre-approval.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
No cap.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
You should never
offer full price Cap.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Buying a condo is
just like buying a house.
Cap Schools don't matter.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Cap Single family
homes are more affordable than
multi Cap you don't need a homeinspection.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Cap Setting a low
price means you'll make less
money.
Cap Negotiate the realtor'scommission to net more.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Cap.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Professionally
staging a home.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Cap, no cap.
It's necessary, debatable, butno cap.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
If your home isn't in
great condition, no one will
buy it.
Cap Open houses are a waste oftime.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Cap.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
The highest rate is
always the highest price is
always the best offer.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Cap.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Wait until the
property is under contract For a
home inspection.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Cap.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Winter is a bet's bad
time to sell cap is jimmy the
real thing?
No cap is this letter today,bullshit cap no cap, no cap it
is bullshit, I bet all right,ricky, fuck it.
We hit 28 real topic, 30, 30because jimmy the real thing and
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you bullshit and you can factcheck most of that.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I might got a 95% 98%
ratio on that just because of
Snoop Dogg, but you can factcheck it.
It's mostly legit.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I will tell you, that
was really impressive.
I mean, think about how mucheffort you had to take to say
cap or no.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
cap, that's a lot of
brain power because you had to
think about it and some of thosequestions almost like double
negative yes, so you had toactually, you know, rehash them
out in your brain.
So I know I got some wrong Iagree.
So again, ricky, fuck you ifthat ain't real, I don't know
what is.
I think jimmy's the real thing.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Thank you, joan, you
know so but.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
I did?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I almost deleted it,
but I was like, hey, let's just
go with it.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
I appreciate that.
I appreciate, ricky, Iappreciate the time you made to
write that in and so that we canyou know you can get on our
radar you know what else Ithought I thought you know.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Before I delete this,
I just want to tell you that,
jimmy, this is actually the veryopposite of hate, because Ricky
had to be laying in his bedlate night like thinking about
me.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
yeah, he was thinking
about me.
Yeah, he was thinking about me.
I feel, like I got a fan clubnow.
I appreciate you, ricky, shirtoff, you know what I mean.
You know what I mean Like thatWolverine picture.
You know that Wolverine memewhere he got the picture of the
man right on him.
He got the teardrop going downhis face.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
That's what I feel
like Ricky's doing right, and he
was thinking about you, likeJimmy you should do more.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I mean, he name
dropped, he came personal, he
came ready, he really did Iappreciate that.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
So, yeah, I think
that was great.
I think you know.
If you got something else tosay, you know, send it, we're
ready, we're always ready.
I don't think you'll ever findanother more serious podcast
that drops 30 hot topics andexplores them all in under 30
minutes.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
And we added value to
your life, ricky.
So I feel like you, you need tosend us our flowers, because it
took some time and effort forus to do that.
So shout out to you, ricky.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Yeah, and so, so,
yeah, so and also I want to make
sure that they know how tocontact you, ricky.
So if you've got more to say,jimmy, how can he contact you
next time?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Next time you can hit
me up at wwwtribhomebuyerscom
or Instagram, at TribHomeBuyersFacebookcom.
Slash TribHomeBuyers or804-715-1165, 24 hour day
service.
Holler at me, Ricky.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Very good.
And what am I?
Oh, info atsmalldreamhomebuyerscom.
And I dare you to come to myemail, because my husband's 6'6"
Alright, and that's 6'7 with nocap.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
What'd you say, kevin
, 6'7.
All right, and that's no cap.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
6-7 with Tim no cap,
what'd you say Kevin 6-7 with
Tim, no cap, that's no cap.
And so here's what I got forRicky, and this is especially
for you.
You might win some, but youjust lost one Lord yeah, I like
it.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I like it, jimmy.
Mine is traded in my Nikes fora new mic.
I guess it's safe to say hesold his soul for his new life.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Joey Badass Kev you
coming on the mic, what you got?
You got one over there in thecorner Pause.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Come on up to the mic
sir.
All right, I got one.
I hate people that feelentitled.
Look at me crazy because Ididn't invite you.
Are you important?
You're the moral to the storyYou're endorsing.
I don't even like you.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Who was that?
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Kiju.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Lamar, oh yeah, yeah,
that sounds good.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Well, this one was
fun.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
I think that you know
you gave the people what they
wanted.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
They learned a lot
and you know, and that was no
cap.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Ricky, no cap.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Right there, there
was no cap detected alright, see
you next time for real-ishestates, for the shit you need.
Peace, peace.