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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Welcome to Realm
Jumpers.
I'm Andrew, and this is myco-host, jordan.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hey, everyone we're
here to dive into the worlds of
fantasy and anime, bringing youepic stories and unforgettable
adventures.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
We'll be talking
world building, unforgettable
villains and everything thatmakes these genres legendary.
So let's jump into the Realmand everything that makes these
genres legendary.
So let's jump into the realm.
You wake up.
The sky's a shade of blueyou've never seen before.
Your phone is glitching.
It's only showing runes.
There's an elf walking theirdire wolf past your driveway and
(00:38):
your neighbor's floating sixinches off the ground holding a
grimoire.
Turns out this was always realthe magic, the, the monsters,
the other worlds.
We just couldn't see it untilnow.
Tonight, on realm jumpers,we're discussing what happens
after the veil lifts powers.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, let's do it.
What's up, brother, magic, hey,bud, this is.
This is gonna be so fun.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
This is like a
writer's wet dream, bro yeah,
honestly so well, the idea camefrom our uh hot take and I think
it was the last episode and Iwas like why don't we run with
this and like do a whole episode?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
dude.
I mean, imagine you wake up andlike like in the in the opening
here and elves walking by.
You'd be like yo what's up like?
What's going on here, dude?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
yeah, this is 100,
this is gonna be great man.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
This is going to be
great man.
This is.
You know me, I'm totally in.
I love you.
Know, I'm a writer.
I got to do it.
Let's go.
Do I get powers?
Where's the swords?
Yeah, well see that's the thing.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
It's a fun mental
exercise so let's lay down the
rules or the lack of rules,perfect lack of rules, but uh,
perfect.
Yeah, let's just, we're gonnaassume that magic elves, orcs,
isekai to other world portals,whatever they always existed.
But one day you wake up andit's like everybody in the world
at the same time knows thatthat was all real.
(01:57):
Right, okay, um, curtains drawnback.
Everything is real.
No, no, secret governmentconspiracy.
Like it's not like thegovernment's new, but they were
trying to hide it from us andthen we found out anyways.
Like nobody knew, thegovernment didn't know, we
didn't know, nobody freakingknew.
Maybe there were somespecialized like groups, like
and this is what we got to likeworkshop, right, this is what
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I'm gonna talk about like didthe werewolves always exist in
society and just hide themselves?
Cause?
I think that's probably whatwould happen, right?
Yeah, absolutely so.
Yeah.
We as a collectively, wecollectively as a people, had no
flipping clue that all thisstuff we've been reading about
and dreaming about and watchinganime about was real.
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Let's flesh it out from there.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Okay, hold on, wait
before we go, cause I have to
make sure I'm getting it and Iwant to abide by the rules here.
So the way in my brain, the wayit is, we're all normal.
Going to bed did our podcastsweet, wake up tomorrow morning
and it's almost like the wholeearth ascended to a higher
dimension and now all that stuffhas always been there.
We just couldn't see it.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Now we can see it,
pretty right whatever, however,
you want to picture that likeyour third eye opened up and
like now you can see all thestuff that you, all the stuff
before.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
So all right, we're
good, I'm in officially entered
the matrix okay, I let's go, Ilike it all, right.
So we wake up.
You see some stuff out on thefront lawn and you're like what
is going on?
I guess our first little, likelittle tidbit here, right, like
what clued you in?
I guess our first little tidbithere, right, like what clued
you in.
I guess it'd be the first timeyou see somebody flying an elf,
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a dire wolf running any kind ofweird dragon flying off in the
distance, right, something goingon that's not normal.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
So let's work that a
little bit further.
Like, what do you see in themorning?
Like what about your morningroutine?
Or would you not even noticeuntil like late afternoon?
So for a perfect example, Iwork from home oh yeah, you know
I don't always check the newslike I, because I I just don't
care.
Yeah, I'm with you on that.
So unless my dog startedtalking to me, I'm not gonna
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freaking know for quite a while.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Bro, you're gonna
know because if your phone still
works, you're getting a textfrom me.
The second I drive go to driveto work at 6 am and go.
Why is there a minotaur runningdown the highway or something
you know?
Yeah, it's hauling a cart.
I mean to be honest, the worldwould go into abject chaos and
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anyone with a gun would try toprobably shoot someone oh, I
mean, I don't disagree, but sowhat?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
what would people?
This kind of leads us into ournext, you know, like the next
little bit, like what do peoplepanic about first bro?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
well, I'll tell you
what?
If yeah, the second you seesome werewolf, bigger animal,
dragon, any fantasy-typecreature.
We are definitely going to tryto shoot it, at least in America
Now.
Would the bullet even work?
Maybe not.
It might not even work.
I mean, their skin may be toohard.
They may only be able to bedamaged by magic.
(05:01):
Who knows?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
There's different
lore, so yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I mean not to go
crazy, but if goblins are around
they think it's going to happen.
So yeah, it's going to getinsane, like literally over here
In other countries, withoutweapons, guns at least.
What do you do?
You look out your window andthere's a minotaur or werewolf
standing there.
You're not going to get abutcher knife.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
But here's how I
picture.
Here's how I picture thisworking right.
So, like in our little workshopfantasy um, you know, the races
have always existed, so theyprobably know about the other
races, right?
So think about it like thislike all the werewolf lore
that's out there, all the movieswe've ever, oh, yeah, yeah, all
the books we've ever read aboutwerewolves, a, it's either one
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of two situations, right, it's,either a werewolf is printing
misinformation, specifically.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
So so that way when
they get found out.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, they're like we
fucking love silver bro bro, it
makes us stronger.
Yeah, they get stronger, it'seither that right or there's a
dragon somewhere going.
I'm out all these mofos, I'mtelling all their secrets, I'm
dropping all the bombs.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Oh dude, it would be
like it would be insane.
Now the funny part about itwould be they're going to be
just as surprised as we are.
Right, you know like, imagineif for them they're like whoa
wait, why is all these humansaround now?
Maybe they couldn't see us,what they could know, what?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
so the way I've been
picturing it is like and we can,
we can go any way we want withthis, but the way I've been
picturing it is they always knewwe existed.
We didn't know they existed.
They interact with us all thetime.
They just pretend to be humanoh, sort of like a mix.
Okay, sort of like a mix betweenharry potter and any pick any
freaking genre of likesupernatural mixing in with.
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You know, regular people likesupernatural, the tv show,
vampire diaries, whatever youknow think about how like they
blend in and like that's the wayI would picture that, like
they've always been there,they've always known um, we just
never they blend in with usright and then all of a sudden.
Now we know well, dude, if we uh, if that's the case, then
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there's gonna be someuncomfortable situation to go
yeah, well, the first thing I'mgonna panic about, honestly, um,
like, if I'm thinking aboutthings to panic about, I'm not
gonna panic about dragons,because dragons generally, if
you in literature, they'refairly lazy, so you know as long
as I'm not worried about notpropaganda I'm never, as long as
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that's not propaganda.
Well, but that's the thing.
I'm not going to worry about.
It right off the bat.
What I'm going to worry aboutis, like what the fuck our
government is going to do to tryto like capitalize this,
Because I mean absolutely yeah,in any world government.
Right, that's.
Their main goal is tocapitalize on whatever they can.
And I'm just like I I'mthinking that scene at the end
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of the new devil may cry, wherehe sends off.
They all go to hell becausehe's what's it like?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
that's resources,
like that's the way I see that
going down now, what would beeven see the part that would
make it more interesting from astory perspective not for us
living, it would be terrible isif our guns and shit don't even
work on them, because then we'relike, oh no, like that's a
problem, we're totally screwedbecause you know, with a giant
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ass, ak or something you knowsalt rifle, you could probably
take down a few of these badboys.
Right, I mean, why not?
Probably not a dragon, maybenot a dragon, but at least you
know assault rifle you couldprobably take down a few of
these bad boys, right, I meanwhy not?
probably not a dragon.
Maybe not a dragon, but atleast you know something.
And then you know dragonsreminds me of gate.
It actually kind of reminds meof gate.
You know what I mean?
Remember they're shooting at it.
It's not doing nothing to thedragon.
They bring in some tomahawkmissiles, they start taking it
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out.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I think I would be
interesting.
Dude, this is fun, this ishilarious you know, I think it
would be interesting.
Dude, this is fun.
This is hilarious.
Actually, I um god.
There was a movie, I think itwas like matthew mcconaughey and
christian bale and yeah, it'scalled rain.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
It's called rain of
fire, rain.
Okay, that's rain of fire.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I was just that's
what I was just thinking of.
Like all of a sudden dragonsare real.
Like bro, what bro?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
that movie is insane,
especially with the actors you
have.
Like how did they get?
I guess they were early intheir careers.
But wild movie, dude, total bmovies good actors.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I thought the movie
was terrible, but like yeah,
it's old and dumb.
Yeah, the the principle of themovie stuck.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I was like that would
be cool to do, you know that
would never be made now, but Ithink it's such an interesting
concept.
They found it, I think, diggingor something for a building or
something or mine, and they wokethem all up and they yeah, it's
a cool concept, though matthewmcconaughey was badass in that
movie dude?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
oh no, he was.
He was like, surprisingly likeyou'd think that role would have
been better for christian bale,but now matthew mcconaughey
rocked that dude, he rocked itwith the bald head and the beard
.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Dude was like
scrapping man, but it's a
similar concept, except forDragons.
Now, all of it is there.
Yeah, yeah, all of it, all ofit.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
All of it is there.
Yeah, yeah, I forgot about Gatedude.
That's actually pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Yeah, because that's
kind of what it was.
I mean, it was a portal that,and they literally were like
let's go find resources.
Remember, america was like wegot to get to Japan to get in
that gate to find this resourceand that's a hundred percent
accurate.
That would a hundred percenthappen.
They'd be trying to getsomething.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
So who do you think,
who do you think, adapts fastest
to the new world?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
To the new world.
So I, so I mean I would statusquo, the prepping thing.
I don't know if they wouldadapt that well, because that
would have to say like societyfell and we don't really know if
it would fall.
Maybe it would, maybe itwouldn't.
I mean it would fall, but likeyeah, I mean preppers would be
definitely probably prettypretty good.
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As far as gamers and conspiracytheorists, I mean, if the
propaganda, misinformation wastrue, that silver works and all
that stuff, conspiracy theoristswould probably be okay.
But if it doesn't work, we'retotally screwed.
Man, because that's the firstthing you're going to do is
you're going to try to shoot awerewolf with a silver bullet or
something or a knife orsomething, and they're going
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gonna laugh at you, they'regonna be like what are you doing
?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
look, here's the
thing, did nothing.
Here's the thing silver bulletor no, rpg blows shit up.
So that's the answer toeverything.
Yes, everything's rpgs.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I think probably an
rpg at it I think pep preppers
would probably be okay, becausethey're usually pretty old.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
So I agree, bro, yeah
, 100, I I think I have slightly
different reasoning.
But, um, so the prepper crowdand I'm and this is where I like
I would have to specify, right,the zombie apocalypse preppers,
the ones that are already weird, because regular preppers, yeah
, are just regular people, rightlike they, regular preppers
(11:46):
don't even like to be calledpreppers because of the bad name
they've gotten from all theother idiots.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, connotations,
but the zombie ones.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
The zombie apocalypse
preppers.
Now those dudes are going to beready, Because even if they
don't have enough food, youbetter goddamn believe, bro,
they got enough bullets.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Oh yeah, weapons for
sure, and they'll have, food'll
have both, they'll have.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Oh yeah, they're
gonna have food, it's just the
bullet to the bullet to foodratios is way out of whack for
this yeah, plus they'll believeanything, right, um, so I I
would, I would say like zombieapocalypse preppers would
probably be the top group, okay,for the longest period of time.
Right, absolutely, andunfortunately, like the world
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government probably is a closesecond behind that oh,
absolutely world governments, afew world governments.
This is gonna I I think thiswould end up in a to me like
this would be world war,whatever situation.
Yeah, this would be world war,whatever pick a number.
Um, that's, that's theterritory we'd be entering,
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right?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
and it would be.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I think at that point
, though, they'd be playing a
zero-sum game, which I knowisn't really fun to think about,
but if you put it in thefantasy context, like I think,
there's only going to be likethree or four actual governments
left by the end of this war oh,absolutely right, absolutely so
.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Again, I think they
as long as our weapons, as long
as our weapons actually workyeah, well, I mean okay I would
hope they're dragging or dragonor an f-22 like yes c gate.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I think the f-22
might have a couple of things on
a dragon I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah, I mean you
would, you'd assume, right yeah
um and yeah, the next one's sofunny though, like are you gonna
go to work?
Like no, I'm not going to work.
Like what are you?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
but the world has to
go on right.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
So the world has to
go on the economy.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Think of the economy
I, you know what, just go
treasure hunting, because that'sthe new put the goblins that
were yeah.
Oh see, now we're entering intolike real bad territory of like
.
Now you're just gonna takeadvantage of a race of people
just because, if you don't think, that dwarves or goblins are
getting, the world government'sgonna put them in some kind of
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work program.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
It will definitely
wow, we are terrible people,
dude.
It makes me.
Here's what.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I've come to the
conclusion we're all terrible.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
The entire world.
Look, if you don't think thatthe world government, whoever's
left, is gonna do to thesefantasy creatures that are
weaker than us, if, if they arewhat they did to Kaladin in
freaking way of king, you'reworking, you're doing all this
stuff.
I'll give you a penny a day,whatever it is.
Yeah, dude, ain't no way, man,it's realistic, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
It's realistic.
We have a bridge for you tocarry.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Dude, those goblins
are done.
Dude, I mean, that's a wrap.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
They're done.
I kind of agree.
There would be several racesthat would go extinct near
immediately.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
And you know, if they
were nice, that sucks because,
like we're all going to assumethey're really terrible because
of all the fantasy we've writtenabout goblins, what if they're
nice, bro?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
What if they're nice,
bro?
What if they're good people?
But that's the thing, bro.
Think back, and I agree withyou that that's what would
happen.
But think back if all of thesefantasy races have been
integrating with human societyfor all this time and but we
were the only ones that didn'tknow that means they already
have a similar, similar moralsystem that we do so like to.
To look at them as lesser atthat point would be pretty bad
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at that point and you know whatI mean.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
And humanity's still
gonna do it come on.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
I don't, I don't
disagree with you at all.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
That is a hundred
percent what will happen and if
they were paying attention to us, they wouldn't know that we
would do that and they'dprobably wage war before we did.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Honestly, all right,
so you wouldn't go to your job
and I'm not gonna say what yourjob is.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
You wouldn't get up,
drive to work and go to your job
well, I mean, I'd probably getup and drive and realize what
the hell's happening.
Text you hey, it happened.
Get your stuff ready and thengo home.
Um, yeah, I'm definitelycalling out of work, like come
on, that's ridiculous.
We're talking about like officework.
There's there's dragons andstuff to fight.
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Like what are we doing?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
100.
I am 100, gonna go straight andeither form the adventurers
guild hall or I will find thenearest adventurers guild hall,
I'd be like hey guys, let's goahead and register.
Can we see if I have magic?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yes, that would be
the number one thing.
Is there powers?
How do I have them?
Is there a way to learn?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
them.
Do I get a heads up displaywith an insane skill tree?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
With a ding.
Can I level up?
They're like, no, you cannot.
Can I solo level Right?
See, if you could?
Like you would do this.
Like stop pretending.
If you could level up and playa real life game of it, people
would do it.
I'm there's just no way.
They wouldn't do it.
Dude, I don't care howdangerous it is, I don't care
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you could die.
People would definitely try andI would probably be one of the
idiots if I could do it.
I would probably try because Iit's like it'd be awesome, like
it'd be dope.
Like you tell me you got hunterpowers.
What are we talking about?
Come on, dude.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
So I think solo
leveling actually nailed that
fairly well, for how the worldwould react and what people
would do.
It would be mass chaos and,you're right, everybody would
try their hand at it.
It's the new get rich quickscheme, except you actually can
get rich.
So it's not a scheme.
So you're right, everybody'sgoing to try it.
There's going to be a lot ofcasualties and then, after a few
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years, whatever governments areleft are going to go OK, we
need to start regulating this,because we're going to we're
going to run out of people.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah, and also what
happened in that, just what
happened in real life.
They start using the crystals,mining them, using them for, for
energy source, whatever allthat stuff, one hundred percent
would.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Mining them, using
them for energy source, whatever
All that stuff 100% would bewhat would play out that way.
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
I do 100% agree with
that.
You'd become a celebrity, afamous person.
If there's rankings, you knowall the whole nonsense, All that
would 100% play out that way,because people would love to get
famous for being A-rank, S-rank.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
B-rank, whatever the
hell Come on.
I think it all comes down towhether I keep my same job or,
like, really give it a go at theadventuring thing.
Do I have magic?
Can I get magic, like now thathumans know that this other
world exists, can humans pick upmagic?
You know what I mean, becauseif the answer is no, then that
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might seriously change that, youknow.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
I think I'm out
seriously change my answer yeah,
if you can't, if you can'teither level up and get skills
or stats to build your strengthor whatever, if you can't do all
that or there's no magic, I'mout.
Man, I don't care what's goingon.
But if you can, a hundredpercent, people would try to be
adventurers or questers or cleardungeons or whatever.
Like dude, I mean that would bethe coolest thing in the world
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Get out of here.
I mean that would be.
I mean maybe people wouldn't doit, but I would do it.
I'd probably do it.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
No, I agree.
I think there is a huge chunkof people that would at least
try it and I think a lot ofpeople you're right would die.
Oh yeah, yeah, 100 yeah,because they're gonna be like
they just think about it nowlike you're gonna get 20 florida
boys and they're gonna go let'sgo get a dragon man oh, 100,
and then, like, 19 of them willdie and one will get a tooth and
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he'll be rich and you know, andyou know what they're gonna to
say, what Florida man is goingto say Come on guys, how hard
could it really be?
They're just big crocodiles.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Let's go get them, we
could do it.
Come on, let's go do it.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
They're just big
lizards.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
And then if you find
out there's treasure in there,
oh yeah, dude, absolutely yeah.
Yeah, I think that would be ahuge thing.
Yeah, I think that would be ahuge thing.
What about the next one?
This one's really good.
Do the go over this one?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Yeah.
So in this new fantasy worldwhere everything's real, would
you step through a portal toanother place?
Actually, you don't even knowwhere the hell it goes.
Would you step through a portal, hopefully going to like
another world?
No info, no guarantee of return.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
So that answer only
can be really answered if we
weren't family men, because ifwe're family men I can't really
do that.
But if I'm a little, you know,not a family man and I'm, maybe
I should.
If I'm not a family man of thisage, or if I was 20, something,
I mean, why not?
At that point you might as well, if you're gonna be an
adventurer.
Grab your family and jumpthrough bro, as a family man,
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that's a whole another game.
Man, I don't know, that's sosketchy at that point it's the
bottom of the ocean the wholeworld's sketchy rip the whole
world's sketchy though, dude, Idon't know man, I don't know if
I could jump through a portalwith kids and stuff and just
hope it works out.
That's kind of of nutty.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yeah, your kids are
going to be wanting to jump
through.
You're going to be like listenguys.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I've seen every East.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
I've seen every easy
guy ever made.
This is going to go one of twoways we are going to end up in a
dungeon or we're going to bethe Kings of the world.
But you know, very goodpossibility we're all going to
die as soon as we step side note.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
That would be an
awesome uh story is someone with
a family goes through and theyend up becoming, you know,
trying to take over the otherworld or whatever, or becoming.
I bet you somebody has alreadydone it, dude.
I just we just gave an idea tosomebody.
That would be a great story, tobe honest I yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
I mean, that would
probably be a pretty good story.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
I bet you somebody's
already done it, though, I mean
you would know you read a lot ofthem.
Have you ever come across onelike that?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
probably husband,
wife and kids sister and like
sister or cousin or like brother, but not an entire family.
Okay, well, there you go.
But I mean, if you think aboutit, when an entire class gets
like isekai to another world,that's kind of the same thing
there is one, I know it's.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
It's not a family but
it is.
It's close enough like yeah,it's pretty close, I don't know,
it'd probably still be a goodstory yeah, if you're right,
what's the?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
power dynamic there.
What's the power dynamic there?
I guess it depends on who wants.
Who accidentally drove youthrough the portal, right?
So like, if it's the sun, ifit's like the, the idiot
rebellious kid runs, it's theirfault.
Yeah, there's gonna be a lot ofproblems, right?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
it's guaranteed to be
problems yeah, he's gonna run
in, and then you gotta go afterhim and where everyone's right?
Speaker 1 (22:23):
yeah, yeah and then
you're gonna be pissed that
you're in another world.
So you're like what's thetrade-off right?
Where do you like?
Better it better be it betterbe.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
You know, the only
way it would work would be or a
good, not the only way, but oneway would be the rebellious kid.
There's a portal.
No, you know, the parents arelike, don't mess with it, or
whatever's happening.
He sneaks out, does it?
They have to go in and nowthey're all stuck over there.
And then it would have to beeither powers or leveling up or
something interesting at thatpoint for you to not like beat
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the living hell out of your kid,because how dare you do this to
me?
Because imagine you show up ina dungeon and there is no
leveling up, there is no fuckingpowers.
You're in a dungeon.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
So you're telling me
this isn't level up with my
level two cheat power in anotherworld where I can be the
laziest POS ever?
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Wait and then add my
stupid damn son dragged us to
this stupid damn world.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
All right, that
probably exists already, hey
someone's going to make it.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Someone's going to
make it dude, Absolutely that
could be a good story, though,man.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
That could be reallyinteresting in a in a family
dynamic.
The classroom thing is onething but a family dynamic is
different.
You know that could work prettycool.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
What if you flip it
around and it's like the dad's
fault he wasn't paying attention.
To start like, let's saythey're on a road trip.
You know what I mean dad's notpaying attention and he's
already getting like that.
He's already getting heat fromhis wife and the kids.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
He's on his phone too
much.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Yeah, right, whatever
.
And so they're like, hey, we'regoing to go on this camping
trip to be a better family.
Oh, dude, and you know heaccidentally dropped into the
portal because he looked at hisphone.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Oh, dude, that would
be hilarious.
Oh, I'm going to have to writethis story.
Damn you, you're going to makeme write a story, all right, no,
no, no, I have too many thingsto write.
I can't write that right now.
One day, dude, that would bethe best as a dad and a husband.
Oh my God, dude, you couldreally.
You could really, dude.
(24:29):
This is going to grow on myDamn you, man.
This is going to be in my head.
Now I'm going to end up writingthis damn story.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
You really workshop
some stuff with us Dude.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Great.
Now it's in my head.
This is your fault, sort ofunrelated Wait, wait.
I got a notification, checkedmy phone and I ended up in
another world.
What's the name of?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
this fucking thing.
Or or like yeah, or my dad, myidiot dad checked his phone
while he was driving.
We went through a portal andnow I'm stuck here with my dumb
family.
Oh dude, yes, absolutely, we'rewriting this that's probably
what the title is gonna be dude.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
I mean it has to be.
They're always, they're gettinglonger.
At this point we need aparagraph, not just two
sentences.
Let's go, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Well, I don't know
how you like workshop your idea
this is sort of related, but notI don't know how you workshop
your ideas when you're going towrite something.
But I was like just I don'tknow power plotting or like just
game planning, some ideas forlike stuff I wanted to write
about, for like stuff I wantedto write about.
(25:37):
So one idea was, um, like thesupernatural world, sort of not
the supernatural tv show, butlike just a supernatural world,
but set in, set in therevolutionary war, oh dude.
And I was like.
I was like I already know howthe start of this book's gonna
go.
It's gonna be somethingprologuey and it's gonna be like
.
I was there the night of the uh, boston tea party and let me
tell you what was in that waterwasn't tea oh, that's a great
(25:59):
see this is this is the.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
This is the crazy
like that you have a scene that
pops in your head or you createwhatever happens.
You get a scene in your headand then from that one damn
scene you'll start developing awhole ass hurricane of a story
around it, just to get to thatone scene.
That started this entire stupidthing.
Dude, every time I've writtenanything that's how it's gone
(26:26):
there's been like I want towrite this one specific thing,
but then it's like how do youget to that thing?
What happens after that thing?
Yeah, and half the time it'seither at the end.
You get to that thing, whathappens after that?
Yeah, and it's, it's half thetime.
It's either at the end of thebook, half of the book, and then
you finally write the scene andyou're like I wrote the scene,
I built the whole story to getto the scene.
It's so weird, but that wouldbe a great freaking opener to
like yo, what is it?
(26:46):
And you don't know at first.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
And then it it says
something and you're like wait a
minute, what?
Yeah, dude, absolutely I loveyou.
Want to hear the other one Icame up with.
Yeah, yeah, that's good, dude,I was, um, I I was cruising
tiktok, as we do every once in awhile, sure and you know
something that's like it'sgotten stuck in my feed lately,
um, like it's these, ai createdthings oh god, it's basically
what?
no, no, no, no, um.
It basically like tells thestory, like, just it's like this
(27:17):
.
It tells the story and imagesof, like what happened to a
character's life.
Right then, I saw, I saw onefor like oh, dude, I've dry.
Yes, yeah, I saw one for jariahand then dude like almost back
to back, I saw the one forgriffith and then I saw the one
for Guts.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Oh no, I can't do
Griffith.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
And I was like, so
I'm sitting there just going.
What would happen if a dudelike Guts, who's kind of close
to a Paladin class in D&D right,kind of close, it's not exactly
?
Don't at me in the freakingcomments, man, because yes.
I know he's a berserker.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
You're getting
roasted on that.
He's a berserker.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
But the point to
where I was going is like what
if a dude like guts in a fantasysetting like D&D with D&D rules
, and he, you know, one day justdecides he's tired of all the
killing and like he makes a vowto himself that he's going to
contain himself?
You know what I mean?
Like I'm going to contain thisbeast.
Right, like that, I've got it.
(28:21):
I've got to contain this beast.
I'm making the vow now tocontain this beast.
And then all of a sudden yourfucking sword starts glowing
because your vow was accepted.
And like you're now, you're afucking paladin.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
And you now, you have
to like figure out that, yeah,
but you have to maintain thatvow while still like fighting,
or like a paladin.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah, dude, that's a
cool idea I come up with real
mind trippy shit and then Inever write it.
Dude, you have to write thisstuff.
Bro, I should just sell myideas.
No, I'm not.
I'm keeping both of those yougot to.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yeah, I know it's on
the internet, but I mean so what
take?
Speaker 1 (28:56):
it.
Write it because I like, and Iwas thinking about this and I
was like, honestly, even ifsomebody else did have the idea,
it's not like we're gonna writethe story the exact same way.
Right, it's, it's yep that's,you know, like Brandon Sanderson
is a freaking fantastic writer,and you know you take Brandon
Sanderson and Stephen King, bothfantastic writers give them the
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same freaking idea and tellthem to write a story and it's
going to go two wildly differentdirections, absolutely.
So I'm not really that worriedabout it.
But yeah, like I don't know, Ilike game shop, I like game
planning ideas and then just notdoing it.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Dude, you have to do
something with these at some
point.
You have you know what.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
They're probably just
going to have to be short story
type things.
I think that's probably what isit?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Novellas or short
stories or whatever?
Like it's fun, dude, you're,you're such a good writer, you
really because you read.
You are you just you reallybecause you've read?
You are you just, you've readso much stuff so it's like it's
all in there you know, twirlingaround how to how to phrase it
up.
No, I think those are coolideas and that's a good.
That's a really interestingconcept of he kind of makes this
vow, maybe on a whim, or justkind of exhausted with his life,
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and just kind of like I'm sickof this shit.
Like, or I'm sick of being thekiller, the berserker, and he
says it on a whim, maybe, andthen it activates some shit and
now.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
He's probably
stronger than he ever will be,
but he has to have these littlevows, the rule and the vow.
Yeah, because as a paladin, youhave to maintain your vow.
Yeah, that's a good idea yeah,that's a good like you, you just
vowed to contain the beast andnow, like you, you can't really
just walk away from that nowthat you've accidentally made
that vow and uh, how do you dealwith that?
What do you?
You know what I mean.
(30:44):
Like what do you do?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Yes, these are just
the weird things that hit me and
where I'm like dude, it couldbe right about that.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
sometimes it could be
.
He lost some comrades after any.
Another bound, you know groupof friends and he's like I am
sick of this and you know this,or maybe even he is a berserker,
so maybe there was somefriendly fire action that
happened, you know.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Right yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
And he's just like
I'm done.
That's it, dude, you got towrite it.
Sorry, you have to write it.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
So, anyways, that's
like my segue into yeah.
But yeah, I know I completelychanged the topic there.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
All right.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
What do we have for
Realm members this week?
Dude.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Yeah.
So Anime Expo kicked off, whichsuper excited, because Black
Clover got announced, which hell, yeah, I am so ready because I
read it, the manga and this nextpart is so good, so it's gonna
be dude.
It's full of fights, it's dude,it's.
It's really epic, it's.
(31:45):
I'm so excited about it.
Uh, so I know I texted youabout it.
You're like you go um, butinterestingly, a show called
demons of the shadow realmscoming out and it's from the
creator of full metal alchemists, so that's pretty cool.
That was announced.
So they didn't really say muchabout what it's about.
Um the guy.
No, it doesn't any kind ofwatch.
(32:07):
It looks like, looks likeedward kind of.
So I'm, I'm in.
You know, automatically I'm in.
Um, your favorite slash hatedre0, season four is coming back.
I know I know how you feelabout uh, which people love that
the worst it's just dude.
I hate super he's kind ofobnoxious.
I don't.
(32:27):
I don't like that dude.
My thing is he doesn't seem toreally grow like.
He's not really growing instrength.
I guess his friends are hisstrength.
Whatever, the main characterneeds to be able to brawl some
shit.
Dude, like something now.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Well, I'm sorry, okay
, that's where that's where I'll
disagree with you a little bit.
The main character either hasto grow in physical strength or
magical strength, or he has aperson in emotional depth.
Like you have to right you.
You have to grow in power orgrow as a person, and Subaru,
but I think he is.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
I think that's the
thing is because he was last
season.
He did grow a lot in the lastseason as a person, so I think
that's the whole storyline.
I should probably catch up justto see, I'll probably still hate
him but I will say the lastseason, which I think it was
three, yeah, three.
He became more of a leader roleand more selfless.
So that was interesting,because he's kind of not like
(33:22):
that a lot.
But he, uh, yeah, he changedalso, javascript incarnation
season three is coming back in2026, you know you know, you see
that you know you likejavascript incarnation.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Come on you know,
here's the thing, bro.
I I love what some of it isright, but I can't like I love
eris little the red-haired.
Oh yeah, check, yeah, um, likedude, that's basically Urza
Scarlet as a 13 year old, ahundred percent.
So you know, I'm about it.
(33:56):
Like, I like the character.
She's a hothead, she makes forgood anime watching and she
makes for good Like I don't know.
Just her scenes were like yeah,no, there's beating the shit
out of everything.
It's just funny.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Yeah, but it doesn't
I.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
For me and yeah, I
don't care if this sounds
preachy or not, I don't know forme, the benefit of like seeing
the good scenes isn't outweighedby the fact that it's creepy.
Dude, I don't know man you'retalking about.
Uh, yeah just what he is justJust Rudy, I don't know.
(34:34):
It's not for me, man Like.
The animation is damn nearflawless.
It looks, it looks great.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Amazing.
Yeah, the fight is good.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Yeah, the fight
scenes are framed well.
I think it's all great.
It's the personality.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
It's the, it's the,
it's the creep factor, like
T-Bate say whatever about theanimation, but the character,
personality of Arthur it's notcreepy at all, like literally at
all.
With good old Rudy it comes off.
I mean, I guess he's changingand growing fine, but it still
(35:14):
comes off weird.
It's a weird way to take acharacter and maybe that's just
we're western, so it's like that.
Maybe over there they don't seeit that way, but I really think
that it is.
It's a very weird thing becauseI do like the show, I like the
story, I like the artwork, buthis internal monologue is is so
(35:34):
sometimes just creepy, like itjust comes off weird man yeah,
he always defaults back to theinner creep the inner creep,
yeah, and it's uh, and I guesshe's growing a little bit out of
it in the recent stuff, but Idon't know.
I don't know if he'll ever beout of it I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
I would rather invest
my time in t-bait.
I at me in the comments.
I don't give a shit, um I dolike arthur man.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Arthur's a cool dude.
I like that story man.
I just need them to get betterartwork like every like, oh,
it's so every time I say t-baitversus jobless reincarnation,
people get triggered and I'mlike you get triggered.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Get triggered I
specifically said, I'm not
talking about the anime.
I realize the animation is shitthat is not what I'm talking
about, you know we all realizeit.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
And then the last
thing is, uh, which I don't know
if you, if you watch it, butcyberpunk edge runners the anime
they made for cyberpunk onnetflix great, it was awesome
they're making another season.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
I think I watched six
episodes yeah, they're.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
they did another
season.
I don't want to spoil the firstseason.
It's been out long enough.
But the character from thefirst season is not in the
second season because he's dead,isn't he Dead as?
Speaker 1 (36:48):
I'll spoil it.
Yeah, he's dead.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
So I don't know how
good it'll be without David.
He was pretty cool.
But yeah, people are excited.
See, I didn't really like him.
I didn't really like him.
I liked him, if I remember himright.
This is a weird show, though Iliked the girl.
The girl was cool.
I don't know, maybe she's in itand he's not.
I know he's not.
Well, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
It was cool.
I don't remember what happened.
I watched about six episodesand then, yeah, life, and I
never came back to it.
And then I was just like, if Ididn't really care this, like if
I really cared I would havefinished it.
And then I was just like, well,whatever, yeah, he dies, it
sucks.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Which I knew, that
Somebody, you know, I think I
saw a Reddit comment like fouryears ago yeah, dude's been dead
.
Yeah, I don't know I.
Yeah, dude's been dead.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Um, yeah, I don't
know I yeah, if they're doing
another one, I'll give it a shot.
See what it's about.
Yeah, I don't know if thegirl's in it, maybe she is she,
probably maybe she's the maincharacter.
Now I don't know, but that wasthat.
Did that, one did blow up, Imean hey do anime make, make
more anime.
I don't I'm all for it.
Some of them are hit, some ofthem are not.
But you know, just do it.
Stuff on something like that ispretty lends itself well to
(38:01):
anime too.
Cyberpunk like it kind of leansright into it, and more
cyberpunk like that style ofstuff.
We don't see that a lot.
So I'm a big fan of ghost, ofthe shell man that's.
I grew up on that show.
I love that show we'll see.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
But don't we see a
lot of that stuff I mean
psychopaths goes in the shell,like that's all that advanced
tech society stuff I feel likewe're getting there's nothing
wrong with it.
I loved psychopaths, um, andthe little bit of edge runners.
I did watch, you know, I lovedit, it's I didn't have a problem
with it.
I, I don't know.
I just stopped watching it andnever went back.
(38:35):
So clearly it didn't make thatbig an impact on me you just you
got wrapped up in other stuff.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
That's what it was.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Yeah, did you.
Uh, speaking of Netflix shows,did you watch that?
Lara Croft, Tomb Raider orwhatever that is?
Did not watch it.
I heard it was good, but Idon't know Same.
I haven't watched it either.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
I would have watched
it, but I it didn't seem too
interesting and I was like, well, I don't know.
And then I heard some stuff.
I was like I don't really havetime, so I never really went
back to it.
I feel like they just can'tseem to get that character right
these days.
But maybe I'm wrong, I don'tknow did they ever get it right,
though?
Speaker 1 (39:09):
I mean, I don't think
angelina jolie was necessarily
like the movies.
I don't know where the movie'sgreat, no, no, where the movie
is fun to watch.
Yes, yeah, but yeah, we wereyounger Did.
Angelina Jolie get it right.
Is that like the heart of thecharacter that they wanted to
portray?
I don't know.
I don't know what the realcharacter is supposed to be like
.
So you know, I kind of go offof the newer video games for
(39:32):
what the character should be.
And if I'm going off of that,then the anime on Netflix
probably is in line with thecharacter, because I think that
takes place right after one ofthe games.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Oh, ok, that makes
sense.
It did look like one of thegames, so.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
I don't know.
I haven't heard anythingnegative about it.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Didn't they do a
movie, like a couple of years
ago that flopped?
That was like the game.
I swear they did a movie.
Dude, there was a movie and Ithink it was kind of like one of
the newer games.
There was two, there was twomovies.
Well, maybe it's just not agood character anymore.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
I don't know the
movies weren't that great.
See the movie that I saw.
Wasn't that great it was okaybut it wasn't awesome.
Yeah, yeah, I don't know umwell it hit like uncharted did
the uncharted movie and I lovethe uncharted video game, but
the uncharted movie was miscast.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Why in the world
would you put mark rawberg?
I saw the dude.
What are you doing, dude?
Speaker 1 (40:27):
yeah I and look I
like tom holland, stop there
he's not nathan drake right,yeah like, yeah, what are, what
do we do?
Speaker 2 (40:34):
and you should have
just made, made, you should have
made mark walbert nathan drakeand just let him be like 30 or
40, like whatever.
Like, what are we talking?
Speaker 1 (40:41):
about.
I mean there was a.
So there was a call like 10years ago to make um Nathan
Fillion, nathan Uh he did alittle shit, probably he did a
little short.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
It worked.
Look it up.
He would have been amazing.
Check that out.
He would have been amazing asnathan drake, but mark walberg
as sully and tom freakingholland who casted this like I
like the kid.
But let's stop pretending likeyou're not nathan drake, dude,
your voice is too whiny.
Sorry, just the way it is, youknow.
Sorry, yeah, bad, but that.
(41:15):
I guess that made money though,which makes no sense, but
Hollywood, I guess I mean yeah.
I watched it In the theater, didyou really On Netflix?
I think it was on Netflix.
I really did.
Wow.
Yeah, they lost him at TomHolland as old Nathan.
What do we got for a hot?
Take this time, all right, allright.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
What anime or manga
character would make the best
survival guide in a post revealworld?
So this world that we've beendiscussing what anime or manga
character would make the bestsurvival guide for this new
Somebody smart?
Oh, he would have every answerto everything.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
I've got mine, but
I'm going to let you go because
first I have to think, I have tothink I don't know.
Let me think, go, you go.
I'm gonna think why you'redoing it.
It's got to be deku, really.
Oh, because the research angle,because he yeah he's pretty
good, makes guides foreverything he does make.
Make guides, god.
He'd be useful, wouldn't he?
Yeah, because he's going toresearch, every aspect of all of
(42:23):
it.
No, you need a conspiracytheorist, that's what you need.
I liked my pick.
Yours is good.
Let me, I don't even know.
Hold on, dude, I have no idea.
Dude Goku, well, if you'redoing powers, you need a
bodyguard, but I think Punchthis guy.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
He was strong.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
As a guide.
100%, he's a great dude.
I don't have anything, I don'tknow.
Man, come on.
Probably you need someone smart, bro.
Fuck, I'm going to have to go,let's see.
Oh, you know who's a diabolicalsmart guy that would help you
(43:02):
take over Lelouch, okay.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Yeah, see, that would
work.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Because he would know
how to manipulate whatever you
needed to do to be able tosurvive.
He's a survivalist.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
He would probably be
pretty good yeah yeah, yeah, I
don't know, I just like bepretty good, yeah, yeah, yeah, I
don't know, I just like I wrotethat question and then, like
two minutes later, I was like,oh, this has got to be deku.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
I mean, he's so good
at freaking, taking notes.
Yeah, he knows everything aboutevery hero.
You don't think he would beobsessed about all these
supernatural creatures and bewriting about 100 100.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
He's going to be
following around a dragon trying
to get him to like answerquestions, absolutely,
absolutely.
He don't even need the powerit's like shut up and take some
gold.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Go away, go away.
Yeah, that's a good one, dude.
This is a fun episode.
I like it.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Yeah yeah, oh yeah,
dude, I had a blast All right.
So if tomorrow, you found outmagic was real and always had
been, what's the first thingyou'd do?
Hit us up with your class, yourrace, your day one reaction, or
even your first big mistake inthe new world.
You can drop it in the comments, email us at
realmjumperspodcast at gmailcomor shout into a ley line,
(44:10):
whatever works.
See ya Peace.
Thank you.