Red Eye Report

Red Eye Report

Each episode of the Red Eye Report is an irreverent trip down an obscure internet rabbit hole. The crew discusses video games, movies, television shows, and strange nuggets from history. The results are usually highly inaccurate, sometimes insightful, and consistently hilarious. Find more at theredeyereport.com

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May 19, 2026 61 mins

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we dive deep into one of the most controversial and scientifically debunked practices in the world of disability care: Facilitated Communication (FC). Marketed as a miraculous breakthrough that gives a voice to the voiceless, FC involves an "aide" guiding the hand of a nonverbal person over a keyboard or letterboard. But what happens when the facilitator is actually the one doing the talking? ...

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Are we using AI to assist our brains, or are we using it to replace our thinking? Join us for our upcoming RER Report Livestream as we unpack the critical intersection of generative AI, cognitive development, and the modern educational landscape. As AI tools become deeply integrated into our daily workflows and classrooms, we are facing a new phenomenon: "Knowledge Collapse." When information is delivered without friction, we lose ...

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Would you buy the Brooklyn Bridge? What about a beachfront property in a country that doesn't exist? Tonight on RER, we're diving into the unbelievable true stories of history's most notorious con men, swindlers, and scammers. Join us as we break down the psychology, the audacity, and the absolute sheer nerve of the men who managed to trick the world. From monumental real estate scams to fake martial arts legacies, these are the "F...

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Tonight on the Red Eye Report, we're taking a trip back to the Gilded Age to dissect the original Titans of Industry—the Robber Barons who built (and bought) America. Grab a drink and join Oracle, Ashtray, Teddy, and Mistic as we stumble through history, corner the discount bic lighter market, and officially introduce the world to Mistic's Nutbutter.

 

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NASA is officially heading back to the moon! 🚀 Tonight on the Red Eye Report, we are diving deep into the Artemis II mission. We're breaking down the crew, the tech, the timeline, and what this historic lunar flyby means for the future of space exploration. Grab a drink, and let’s talk about our return to deep space.

 

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Are we literally sitting on top of a classified, subterranean empire?

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we are digging deep into the phenomenon of DUMBs—Deep Underground Military Bases. We start with the cold, hard, declassified facts: massive, multi-billion dollar continuity-of-government bunkers like Cheyenne Mountain, Mount Weather, and the infamous Greenbrier Resort bunker that hid in plain sight for 30 years.

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March 21, 2026 49 mins

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we dive deep into a dark and often overlooked chapter of American history: the Wilmington Massacre of 1898. Known as the only successful coup d'état on U.S. soil, this event saw a white supremacist mob overthrow a legitimately elected biracial government in North Carolina.

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Is your dad a hero or a cautionary tale? This week on the Red Eye Report, we’re diving into the dark, pushy, and occasionally criminal world of Parenting. Whether it’s forcing a child to speedrun Super Mario 3 before doing math or raising a future bank-robbing toddler, we explore the fine line between "mentorship" and "vicarious living." We also take a collective swing at Gwyneth Paltrow (because why not?) and pay our respects to t...

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Tonight on the Red Eye Report, we’re negotiating our release while breaking down the wildest, weirdest, and most famous ransom cases in history. From stolen celebrity corpses to Yakuza run-ins, we are covering it all while waiting for the wire transfer to clear.

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  • Oracle: Currently suffering from Stockholm Syndrome, winking at the kidnappers, and complimenting their tracksuits.

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Ashtray, Oracle, Mystic, and Teddy dive deep into the mathematical blueprint of reality: Sacred Geometry. We explore how ancient civilizations used geometric patterns to build monuments and how these same shapes appear in everything from honeycombs to human DNA. The crew breaks down the significance of the Platonic Solids, the mystery of the Golden Ratio, and why the Flower of Life is consider...

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January 28, 2026 51 mins

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we take a deep dive down the rabbit hole into one of the most incredible—and often forgotten—moments in American history: The Battle of Athens, Tennessee (1946). When World War II veterans returned home to McMinn County, they didn't find the peace they fought for. Instead, they found a town under the iron grip of the corrupt Cantrell-Mansfield political machine, fueled by voter intimidation, p...

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December 28, 2025 42 mins

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Corporatocracies around the world. Also in the show, Teddy reviews Marvel Cosmic Invasion, and Oracle beefs about his gutter falling off (and Meta killing the Messenger app on PC).

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December 5, 2025 62 mins

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Nord Stream Pipeline Sabotage. There's a bunch of shady stuff surrounding this case. Also in the show, the Scots are amazing trolls, and who the hell is Billy Don Burns?

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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Demiurge and the Abrahamic Mind Virus. Also in the show, we discover Teddy has no idea who Ken Burns is. 

 

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November 19, 2025 56 mins

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss New Sports Betting. Gambling is EVERYWHERE, and it is getting more engrained in general entertainment. Also in the show, Teddy has an insatiable need to get drunk at airports and Ashtray lays out some cray cray false accusations at Whitehorse Middle School.

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October 24, 2025 39 mins

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the recent Louvre Heist and other heists. Europeans...they like pulling off heists! Also in the show, Ashtray dishes on an insane Florida Man death train and Old Man Jenkins Oracle decries the dying FB Messenger Windows App. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.

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October 11, 2025 54 mins

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the rise of strategic cargo theft. Criminals are getting sophisticated, and getting freight moved without getting ripped off has gotten way more complicated over the past few years. Also in the show, Ashtray smashed some apples and Teddy teabags COD.

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September 28, 2025 52 mins

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss radio. It revolutionized how we communicate just over a hundred years ago. A lot has changed, and yet, a lot has remained the same. Also on the show, the U.N. sabotages Trump, and Ashtray asks for a ho break.

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September 18, 2025 47 mins

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Recalls and F'd Up Products. A few takeaways: A) there are some scumbag companies out there. B) what the hell was going in around 2010?

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September 9, 2025 44 mins

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss celebrities that have made huge amounts of cash in surprising ways--business and amazing business that set them up for the rest of their lives. Also in the show, Fake Beebs hits the Strip, and Teddy tries to track down a klepto stealing air fresheners from the women's bathroom. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.

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