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On today's episode the gang review Cyberpunk Edgerunners, Andor, Primal, and Cobra Kai season 5; Byron is looking forward to Bonelab for Oculus, Shaun bores everyone with chess, and Ryan returns with some notable Easter eggs.

Episode Transcript

(00:37):
What's going on everybody? Its Baron.
It's Sean.
Hey, it's Side Mike.
I'm Adam, and this.
here.
And I think I just dragged it across.

(00:57):
No, I can't even do that again.
I must've just fucking like premature.
Let's go.
machine.
The doctor says it's common amongst monk a lot of guys.
What his premature is more men than you think.

(01:22):
All right, it's real in focus.
Now it's time for Flash topics.
That's when you should push the button.
All right, so first up on Flash topics today, tom Hardy is like the next fucking Karate Kid, right? He entered this one, this huge jujitsu competition under a fake name.

(01:47):
Oh, under a fake name.
Under a fake name.
Evidently there was one person in the competition that knew it was him and he signed up under a fake name and they did it.
He knew weeks before, didn't let anybody else know, so that they weren't getting crowds of people there so that he could just focus on it.
But that's like the second one he's won in like, two months.

(02:09):
Like one of them, he just jumped in randomly in Auckland.
I think it was Auckland, but I don't remember where it was.
But it happened a little while back too, a couple of weeks back and there was something, a jujitsu competition.
People were saying it was fake, or some people were saying, like, the guy was fake, but he felt like, yeah, the big ass beard he had, he like the shelled as shit.

(02:36):
But that's why he signed up with a big dad.
I remember seeing something in the news about him doing something around the time that he was filming the project.
I know if it were me and I was in accomplishment because that would happen, I saw him like, I'm good.

(03:04):
Tom Hardy doing it.
We're going.
How many people would say, hey, I thought Tom Hardy probably the four people he'd be in competition.
One guy is to him.
One guy is not going to be fighting Tom.
Maria Zach Estran, the showrunner for Lost in Space, who passed away at age 51 on September 23.

(03:44):
A psych away.
The guide of us suspect the cardiac arrest after collapsing with Johnny on the beach.
However, one of the reports for something that's been refuted but hasn't been refuted with any that's not true.
No facts behind.

(04:04):
Yes, no facts behind.
Like elementary school.
Yeah.
So it says here the exact cause of death is unknown pending on Hubs.
A report came up saying that he had, prior to his death, just got a backseat.

(04:26):
Flat house coming booster.
So there you go.
Flat earthers.
Born in Woodland, California, he was also a producer on a couple of other things to make a stranger than fiction.

(04:47):
Dawson's greek charm.
Oh, shows I'd never watched in the first place.
Hey, hey, wait.
What shows did you say exactly? Foster space in prison break.
I liked Prison Break for a while.

(05:16):
No, there was definitely more.
I think it was like five.
It was quite a bit.
They went to a Mexico prison and then yeah, it just got weird.
I thought it was just like, I can't do this.
Oh, Julio died.
Cool.

(05:42):
All right.
That's all we get for that.
Riverdale actor ryan Granton.
Yeah.
I was looking for you to oh, hey, look at your I don't know if you're familiar with them.
I never watched Riverdale and I but I'm still 24 years old, sentenced to life, prison for killing his mother.

(06:12):
Oh.
Shooter.
So let's see.
Second degree murder.
I don't think you would get second, I guess, unless you plot down to it.
So this is left term.
Prison term is mandatory.
However, he must serve 14 years behind the bar for manual.

(06:34):
So that's weird that you get I thought that wasn't the thing.
Life, but eligible for parole, 14 in that short time.
Thoughts? You did, like, 30.
So did you know his trial began in 2020? Yeah.
A lot of these cases that started back then are fun to get in there.

(06:55):
I guess he probably is going to make or maybe 14 years.
He could probably make the reunion show.
It says, at the trial, the prosecution revealed that he also was intending to kill the Canadian prime minister, and he would confess that he was.

(07:18):
Do you know what character in Riverdale? Yeah.
No.
Bar used to watch that show.
Didn't too.
No, he's also been okay.
He's also been in Supernatural, that zombie.
He played somebody named Jeffrey.
Archie wouldn't shoot his mom.

(07:39):
okay.
Yeah.
All right, moving on then.
So James Earl Jones, he officially retired from being the voice actor behind Vader, and AI is going to be replacing them.
He signed over his voice record.
We're not talking about Alvin Arbor.

(08:09):
I know.
Who's? A basketball player.
Who's? AI.
Yeah.
See, I don't watch basketball.
There you go.

(08:30):
Despite all the ongoing lawsuits going on against Alex Goldwin oh, you're using.
Good.
Him and his wife decided to move on with life, and they've welcomed their 7th child, or his 7th child, the new daughter.
Orange temporary second.
Wait, it sounds 13,000.

(08:59):
He's competing with freaking Elon Musk dad.
Fucking not Phillip Rivers.
He's in his 60s for sure.
Do you know his wife's name? Bianca Valeria.
Perfect, man.
Yeah.

(09:27):
Did you ever see the Roast of Alec Baldwin? Yes.
And his daughter Glorious.
Do you see that? Let's put it up.
Oh, the roast of Alec Baldwin is freaking great.
One of the best ones.
I mean, the Justin Bieber roast.
She's pretty good, too.
I think there's another one around the table.

(09:48):
No, flame play was years ago or a year before any of those.
Right? Sweet.
There was like dog and Martha.
Martha Stewart.
They were on Albalins, I believe.
Was Albalins or Trump's.

(10:10):
No, it might have been Trump, too.
I don't know.
Whoever.
Okay, moving on.
Yeah.
All right, so officially, it been announced by dude Jack Man and Ryan Riddles that Deadpool Three is happening and Wolverine is going to be in it.

(10:36):
Yep.
Got ten hands.
What else? What? It's in the MCU.
Oh, yeah.
That's in the MCU.
Yeah.
And didn't they already announce a year? It's gonna come out 2024.
Nine, I think september 3 or something like that.

(10:57):
September of 2024.
Since we're talking about things being announced, HBO just announced the followup series to Game of Thrones called Snow.
Can we talk about that before we found out? Listen to you.
No, this one is legit.

(11:18):
Yeah.
Okay.
Because they were talking about several projects.
Yeah, no, this one was officially announced, so next up, Beverly Hills Cop.
As if we come back.
Well, it's going to happen, so skip that.

(11:39):
It's gonna be called Beverly Hills Cop Axelpole, so we'll never be back.
As well as much of the original cast.
Judge Reinhold.
I was about Judge Reinhold.
So Judge Reinhold, John Ashton, Paul Reiser, and Bronson Pitcho is going to be all in.
That Paul Reiser was in the first or second.

(12:02):
He was a partner in Detroit.
Okay, captain, back here.
Spoiler.
Yeah.
Now I fall for no banana in my toefire.
Manny hanging out with his syndrome.
Now I fall in for no banana in my toefighter.
Oh, the one guy wasn't injured enough in India.

(12:25):
Is it going to be the one guy that always sells him his weapons or whatever? Yeah, that's him.
Rosso Pitcho pincho.
He was an old he wasn't alive.
Yeah.
They are all set to return.
It is currently in production right now, so we do not know what it's going to air, but it still works.

(12:49):
What is it going to be on prime? It's going to be on Netflix.
Oh, Netflix.
Subprime or sub the image away from prime, because it was prime, where they did coming to America.
America.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Well, giant Depth didn't really waste time after his divorce finalized.

(13:15):
He is now in relationship with his previous attorney from his UK case.
Correct.
I thought they were divorced for a long time, though.
Well, settled after the little shenanigans.
Oh, my God.
I did it.
So it's yeah.

(13:37):
Yep.
So he is now dating one of his lawyers from his case in the UK.
During the countersuit that she filed against him, you should either see first hand or so her name is Camille Baskins.

(13:59):
Well, no, that's his lawyer.
That's the recent lawyer.
That was the recent lawyer from Pennsylvania.
Sorry.
I was impressed.
So that was the first room that happened that he was dating, but it was bunked.
And he is dating one of his trains, like the UK level case.

(14:22):
Joel Richard is getting so serious that she's divorcing her husband.
Oh, god.
All right.
What the fuck? Oh, you know what? Only after finding out that he won the one case yeah.
It's like, oh, no, he's got some money back.

(14:45):
They have been rumored to be romantically involved for quite a while.
Interesting.
Oh, just to go along that I talked to AF about this earlier.
There is talks there's going to be a film made based on the depth heard trial as well, which I could care less.

(15:16):
But most people, they're going to watch it anyway.
Wasting no time for some originality.
Exactly.
So the new movie Smile is coming out like relatively soon, I think this week.
Maybe somebody can check me on that.

(15:37):
Yeah, I think I'd be correct because I got you.
So they've been doing a campaign for the movie where they've been sending people out with shirts on that say Smile on them.
But they've been having them do it in very, very public and weird places.

(16:03):
So I don't know if you guys ran across a video this week of a baseball game where if someone just like standing there smiling.
Yes.
Part of their campaign, they've been on the news at a bunch of sporting events with their shirts on.
Is that the actress though, or just some she was.

(16:24):
Well, they're like different people.
They're just paying different people to go and do this.
I saw a highlight from that auto three on Facebook game where I was a color.
I can see.
Sit down and blink.
Please, God, take blink.
Yeah.
It's their little campaign for the movie where they're just having these people go off in random places being creepy as fuck.

(16:50):
I think it's genius and meme worthy.
It's great.
Yeah.
It's October, so let it commence.
So last but not you.
Do it.
Do the thing.
So there are reports recently that Bruce Willis had signed the rights over his links and voice to a deep fake company.

(17:18):
Now if you laugh, they all live.
So now Bruce Willis reps have said that the reports of that are false.
Oh, no.

(17:44):
Yeah.
oh, so a publicist for the company that supposedly purchased it, Deep Cake yeah, we'll create him.
Confirmed that his digital likeness rights cannot be sold as they are his by default.

(18:09):
And that the company's involvement with the star was set up through his representative CAA.
That raised the interesting topic of like, could you or would you if you're going to ever act or retire or whatever.
I mean, kind of similar to what James Joe Jones like you mentioned earlier.
He's letting his iconic voice be done by member or AI because there's enough I'll say the footage.

(18:37):
But I mean, there's been enough stuff really.
Like, what else are they going to do moving forward in terms of live action? Darker.
So interesting enough, as you read more, it talks about the site Deep Cake prominently features posted to Willis by a 2021 commercial that aired in Russia for mobile phone carrier megaphon.

(19:01):
And they were just really great with their names.
Oh yeah.
They are deep cake and Megafaun.
And will spoil it by saying I like the precision of my character.
That being the megaphone comments.
It's a great opportunity for me to go back in time that he can remember, at least.
Yeah.

(19:23):
All right.
And now slashlocks, slash, sloppix.
I can make up witty names too.
Better coin that phrase now before Russia gets it.
Jesus.
Okay, Steven, a coin.
Phrase.
It's shawnanigan.

(20:08):
One more time.
Perfect.
Fantastic.
But our shenanigans are cheap.
Alright.
None of that flawless sex.

(20:28):
Yup.
Alright, so a chess grand master was accused of using sex toys to cheat and win against a world's top player in St.
Louis, Missouri.
We were circulating that a 19 year old chess grandmaster used vibrating anal beads and artificial intelligence to defeat the world's current top chess player, magnus Carlson.

(20:51):
Magnus really did take the Queen's Gambit hard.
It happened September 4 in St.
Louis and accordingly, as soon as the match was ended, neiman, that's the name of the cheater, the ass cheater, was accused of cheater cheating almost immediately after his win.

(21:23):
They are saying that an accomplice was using AI to determine what moves Neiman should make and send signals to a vibrating set of anal beads, which Neeman was accused of having inside of him to communicate the perfect moves.
Okay, so I don't know who's going to check that, right? Who's going to check that? For one which chess official who's volunteering for this? Just the creepy guy in the back.

(21:51):
I'll do it.
It's can be like rook takes quid.
No, sorry, rook takes why is the table vibrating? Right.
You notice if someone was walking up I mean, I don't partake in those things, but if someone was walking up to a stage, you'd kind of be noticeable.

(22:15):
Right? Walking like John Wayne.
Not unless they've keys through a lot of things, apparently so.
Which doesn't help this guy's case.
He actually was accused and it was proved that he cheated during an online chess tournament when he was twelve years old.
How do you cheat on an online what? No, how do you cheat on an online tournament? Well, like cheating.

(22:38):
Okay, yes, aimbot, aimbot.
But you know, I'm going to end with this.
I'm going to end with this because Elon Musk, who is great at elon Musking elon Musk joked about the accusations and he deleted his tweet, but it's still up there.

(22:59):
And he was quoted saying, talent hits a target no one else can hit.
Genies hits a target no one can see.
Cause it's in your butt.
And there you go.

(23:31):
Now nothing's safe.
Nothing's safe.
Not with anal beads.
Nothing to do of chess.
I'm pretty sure Kevin tagged me in that on Facebook, that story.
So kudos to you.
Well, it was fuck you, Kevin.

(23:59):
Fuck you, side Mike.
Yep.
All right.
So have you heard or seen of the I think it was Funny or Die skit called through the Pedophiles Eyes? No, no.

(24:29):
From Tiffany Hasdish.
And her name something Spears.
Not Brittany Aries.
Yes, that's a guy said woman oh, a female plaintiff.
Never mind.
Not there.
Okay, never mind.

(24:49):
Anyways, Spears character plays a pedophile lusting after John Doe, who was a seven year old at the time.
According never mind.
Who was seven years old at the time, haddish plays the boy's mother.
This is this kid who leaves her child with the man.
John Doe spends most of the video clad only in his underwear, as Spears character lears at him through two holes cut into a newspaper he pretends to read during a sketch.

(25:14):
The camera zooms in suggestively on the sevenyearold's butt and crotched while he plays.
Yep.
Spears sprays baby oil onto the child's back and massages it into his shoulders in one scene and in another point, the child plays with the train in a manner that suggests phallic masturbation.
In another sequence, Spears smokes a cigarette while observing a child nude in a bathtub and pours water on his feet.

(25:39):
Video ends with the text that reads, watch you leave your kids with Funny or Die.
I'm sorry, we're going to need to see this shit.
Okay, let me put it up.
This sounds fucked up.
Yeah, the answer is yes.

(26:09):
It's a slippery slope, no pun intended.
Definitely is.
What? The baby boy.
Oh my God, is this it? That's his parenting guide.
Whatever, finish it later.
I'm out to see this shit.
Okay.
So anyways, there was a lawsuit that was filed against her by an unnamed plaintiff who is named not unnamed, but Jane Doe.

(26:36):
So probably the child mom.
Don't know.
Oh, yes, yes.
I wonder why they would do so.
Filed by anonymous woman a lawsuit alleged that Haddish and Spears exploited Jane Doe, now 22, and her brother John Doe, now 14, in two comedy sketches filmed when they were children.

(27:02):
The two different plaintiffs have two different skits.
So I'm guessing the 14 year old is the boy in the through a pedophiles eyes and the 22 year old is from some other skit.
Unnamed skit.
Anywho, this turned into a sex abuse lawsuit that was dismissed on the plaintiff's demand.

(27:25):
So originally it was filed back in, I think, July, and then Jane Doe, who requested the dismissal, issued a statement regarding the matter.
My family and I have known Tiffany Haddish for many years and we now know that she would never harm me or my brother or help anyone else do anything that could harm us.
Tiffany the best and we are glad that we can put all this behind us.

(27:48):
Now.
Prior to this dismissal, adam had spoken out in response to the child abuse lawsuit that was filed against her and Spears, quote, I know people have a bunch of questions.
I get it.
I'm right there with you.
Unfortunately, because there's an ongoing legal case, there's very little I can say right now.

(28:10):
But clearly while this sketch was intended to be comedic, it wasn't funny at all, and I deeply regret having agreed to act in it.
I really look forward to being able to share a lot more about the situation as soon as I can.
So I think as soon as the dust settles on this, there'll probably be some more public apology, I'm guessing, for the whole thing.

(28:30):
But no, I mean, let's be real.
Like, they decide they're going to star in this.
That being Tiffany Hash and Spears.
Yeah.
So what would they decide to say now? I mean, it means nothing, in my opinion.

(28:51):
Yeah.
That's all I got to say about that.
Hey.
Hey.
Yeah, but you got to start the truth and nothing but the what with about seven minutes and 30 seconds left.
That's about where the video starts.
Seven minutes and 30.
So fast forward to seven minutes and 30 seconds.

(29:13):
No, fast forward to where there's seven minutes and 30 seconds left of the video.
So it's about what a minute is.
Okay.
Yeah, I'll say 30 seconds.
There we go.
I'll be right back.
Do whatever Uncle Pete asks you to do, okay.
Be good.
Thank you so much.

(29:34):
If you need anything, just call me.
Okay.
They're probably not playing it because it would copyright.

(29:56):
Oh, yeah, there's a baby oil.
Okay, I see.
So some of it is text over.
It's a sequence of stuff in the seat.

(30:51):
What the fuck? Okay, so he falls in the tub.
Anyway, you got a comic book.

(31:12):
Everything should be cool.
It shouldn't be any problem to you.
If you need anything, just call.
Okay, bye.
It looks like something college students filmed or something.
Oh, now the kids are not wearing it.

(31:36):
Got cut out in his comic book and he's spying on the pedo.
Okay, wait, I wonder okay, no, this is definitely doing it.
Yeah.
I thought this was texting Tiffany haddish is portrayed.
Okay, yeah, no, I read a video from about three weeks ago where Arie Spirit was talking about this, and basically it was just titled he Admits His Careers Over Tiffany.

(32:02):
Adam spoke on that.
Yeah, because I didn't hear much from his lawsuit.
And she's like, this is bullshit.

(32:23):
Trailers.
There's so many.
We're here to review them in a world of people watching trailers.

(32:44):
No.

(33:09):
Okay, so first on the list is Mnet Shaloman's, knock at the cabin.
Shalomamaans, famed director of The Last Airbender.
Pretty famed director of the last Academy Award wing, director of lady in the Water.
Byron's favorite the village director.

(33:31):
M.
Night Shellaman knock at the cabin.
And also with the world favorite, the Last Airbender.
Did you always say that? Like, three times.
Three times.
Well, I just wanted to make sure that everybody knew that it was in case you guys didn't know, you also directed The Happening, the Last Air Vendor, Byrons second favorite Signs.

(34:00):
He said enough movies that he was behind that were worth a damn.
What didn't you like, Glass? I said there were only three movies he was behind that were worth a damn.

(34:21):
Glass.
Okay.
The one before that? Split.
Split.
Okay.
And the one before that.
Unbreakable.
Unbreakable.
Okay.
So you're talking about that trilogy.
What, about $0.06? No, no, no.
I mean, $0.06 was all right.

(34:41):
It was all right.
Well, in this case, this looks to be it looks to be a pretty good movie.
I have no fucking clue what it's about.
And that's why we want to keep it.
As you said, while we are watching the trailers, before we start recording, we hope that there is not another or you're not going to watch another trailer.

(35:06):
I was almost apprehensive to watch Halloween ends.
Why it's going to end finally, hopefully.
No damn cognitive tips.
No, because I didn't want to see any spoiler as shit.
But I feel like we've talked about before that's how the trailer should be done.

(35:29):
Not like Batman v superman trailer too.
Anyways, so plot appears to be a couple and they're assuming adopted child.
Well, I mean, yes.
Adopted.
See what it is? This is Asian, baby.

(35:49):
She was Asian and they were two white dudes.
I mean, they could have found an Asian donor that one of them took it for this.
Whatever.
Anyways, grass restaurants, man.
to having a getaway at a cabin in some woods with their daughter, and then all of a sudden and then all of a sudden, dave tastes talking about some shit, about some ominous shit, how they've been chosen.

(36:28):
Yeah, it has a very was it The Strangers? Remember like The Stranger purge sort of esque.
And then they get in the house and they appear to deliver the plot.
The good news, you've been chosen to help or to choose to bring or to choose or decide to make a choice if you choose.

(36:53):
Wrong armageddon.
Heavens.
Yeah, pretty much.
No pressure.
So, I don't know, just based off that early predictions, I think it's very cleverly misleading to think like, oh, it's got to be they got to sacrifice their child and they'll probably be in something else because we know how they're wondering, why do you have this child? Yes, Byron, you had something to say.

(37:20):
I could tell with the least.
So it looks good.
It was was like, why is that so funny? Okay, next up, we have, I'll say the anticipated I'll say much but anticipated HBO series The Last of US.

(37:51):
Yes.
Which we based on the hit game The Last the Last of US, which we I know we mentioned before collectively we probably only played about 14 minutes.
I know we've talked about I got through the street, man.
There are always rumors about HBO picking up series.

(38:13):
Like they were supposed to do this Batman series before the Batman was released.
And that ever happened? Well, it wasn't a Batman series.
It was more of a Gotham series.
Gotham City Part Two But they pretty much canceled everything in DC.
But there were some little taglines, little promo things that they were, for one, the games creator.

(38:39):
Well, yeah, that is part of it, which is important.
The other part was I believe it said the director is the same or one of the directors or producers.
Neil Druckman.
No, that's the game, dude.
Jeremy Webb.
Is that Pedro Pascal? Pascal must play the brother.

(38:59):
What, the uncle? They're not related.
Was it his best friend or something like that? I can't remember in the game.
I only got to the part where him and Ellie linked up or whatever.
But there was no relation.
It was like that.
I really wish to play the game so I can fucking talk about it.
Yeah, I'm going to have to play it.

(39:21):
But yeah, they're not related from my understanding.
Okay.
So Joel and Ellie, a pair of connected through the harshness of the world.
They live in a force in their brutal circumstances and ruthless killers on a trek across temp America.
But the thing is, there's something if I remember from the game, because I was barely getting into it, but it was something special about her, like being very I think she possesses the cure.

(39:46):
Like she can't get infected.
Yeah, that or something along those lines.
I'm going to say no spoilers because this is based on a goddamn game.
So before I know, they played the game.
Leona Mormont.

(40:07):
Also Nick offerman.
Nick offerman senior names.
I don't know.
But one of the things that got me excited is it said either producer directors from or whoever showrunners from Chernobyl are also behind.
Yes.
And that was a fucking fantastic it was a really great series.
Yes.
So I have high hopes for this.

(40:29):
Yeah.
You're thinking of Craig Masim.
He was the writer for Chernobyl.
Got it.
The other name I read off is actually the writer from the game.
Neil Druckman.
Right? Yes.
Developed by Craig Mason.
Okay.
All right.

(40:50):
The next step, we got Margot Robbie and Brad Pitt and Toby McGuire and a whole bunch of other motherfuckers in a movie called Babylon, which they showed titties on YouTube.
Yeah, that was very much a red band trailer.
Not red band.
It's almost like they're cutting out.

(41:11):
But you know how I used to see the green band or the red band? It's like you don't see those anymore.
Anyways.
What was that? I have no fucking clue because I don't see a thing anywhere.
Anyways, the plot a tale of outside's ambition and outrageous excess.
It traces the rise and fall of multiple characters during an era of unbridled decadence and depravity in early Hollywood.

(41:35):
So, yeah, we've got Brad, Pitt, Margot, Robbie, Jean smart.
I thought I saw Olivia walls in there.
And there she is.
Oh, Samara weaving.
We got Samara weaving and Margot Robbie.
They both look alike.
You see them? They play sisters.
Yeah, she's listed as an unlisted character, but I mean, really, come on.

(42:00):
Talk about the director.
She's the one with the weird nipples.
We talk about them.
Yes.
Where were said nipples from? Oh, no show.
That's all.
Okay.
I believe it was a show on Showtime, I think, that I used to watch.

(42:25):
But yeah.
Doesn't that look like her? Doesn't look like Marco Robbie.
Yeah, but the director behind that is Demi Chisel, and he's known for, like, smaller land and Whiplash, first Man, Ten, Cloverfield Lane, amongst a few others.

(42:47):
But in those films, he was the writer.
Jeff Garland's in this.
I knew I saw Eric's in there, too.
Lucas Hayes.
Haven't seen him since inception.
Flee.
Flee is going to be in this.
But we know how Brad Pitt loves being Hollywood.

(43:09):
Hollywood period pieces.
Yeah.
Let's get it going.
I totally glossed over the fact that what's his name who plays Ronald Weasley was in Cabin at the Door.
Knock on the door.
Knock the cabin, knock on milk.
That's what the show was.
Okay.

(43:30):
It was a TV show on Showtime, I think.
Hilarious.
Do you watch stuff on Showtime? I don't even think I got showtime.
It has showtime.
It's not me.
Well, maybe I do got showtime.
I just don't got Stars anymore.
Yeah, I don't know if you can now, but forever, you could not download stars on, like, Apple TV or Xbox.

(43:56):
It was like a nod.
Still can't.
Okay.
I haven't even tried sock shit.
Yeah, it's like a 1.4 stars.
Yeah, ironically for a thing that's called stars.
Yeah, I mean, they sold off all their properties to everybody else, too.

(44:16):
I remember they used to have, like, encore and stars and you get all the good old shit on Encore and all your shit on Stars anymore.
Not at all.
All right, next up we've got Halloween Ends the final conclusion.
What is your I don't know.

(44:39):
What is with that? You definitely want to give me a Bud.
Thanks, bud.
Okay.
Anyways, so the saga of Michael Myers and Lori Stroke comes to a spine chilling climax in the final installment of the franchise.

(45:02):
And this should be the Halloweens to end all Halloweens, supposedly.
No, this will sure? Yes.
I'm doubtful.
In 20 years, maybe they'll bring it back up.
Yeah, but it's not done yet.
Sounds good.
Bring it back.
Jamie luke Curvus will still be alive.

(45:24):
Pleasant.
She's the new Keith Richards.
Oh, my God.
Betty White.
Betty White.
I'm really.
Excited for this.
The last one I think I've said on the podcast before, I think that whatever was 2021, that was my favorite movie of Halloween Kills.

(45:44):
It was surprising because usually horror is not something that people think of as their top, but that one was definitely delivered for me.
Yeah.
So I'm pretty sure the same team that was behind the team same director? No, not director.
What's his name? Oh, no.

(46:04):
Yeah.
Danny McBride.
Yeah, Danny McBride.
What about him? He wrote the first two.
Really? Yeah.
You didn't know that? I mean, he's one of the writers, but he was definitely heavily attached to it.
Holy shit.
Okay.

(46:24):
Yeah, he's got some writing shops behind him.
Fantastic.
Yeah.
it'd be this one.
It would be the one that we haven't talked about without the win mark on it.
For God's sake.

(46:45):
Tyrone coming soon.
Yes.
Coming soon to Netflix, starring Jimmy Fox, John Boyega and FN.
Two, one, a seven.
I just said John Boyega and here's the name I'm going to butcher Taiana Tayana or Parrish.

(47:10):
Okay.
You know her name's in the movie Diana? No.
Yoyo.
Oh, so Johnny got it in the trailer.
Yo, Yo, is that you? Yeah, it is.
Go, go.
Oh, I thought they were saying like, Yo, yo, is that you? Like yo yo.
Oh, that's what got dag in this movie.

(47:33):
What dag? Oh, like the rapper? No dag.
David Allen Greer.
Yeah, I also got Keifer Sutherland, too.
Yeah, he's gonna be the bad guy.
No, I think this guy is going to be the bad guy.
He has a very bad guy looking face.

(47:54):
Look how bad guy he is.
Oh, yeah, he's black.
He's going to be the henchman.
Yeah, he'll be listed.
Sutherland will be in one brain.
He'll be listed behind Cloning.
Tyrone.

(48:16):
Yeah, this movie looks fun.
David Ellen Grey.
Must be Tyrone, because I don't see anybody other actors cast as Tyrone.
Owen Rogers? No.
Elijah one peron? I think it might just be maybe there's nobody named Tyrone.

(48:40):
Well, there's a man in Men in Black.
One actor men in black.
Okay.
So anyways, the plot line is a series agent J.
A series of eerie events thrust an unlikely trio onto the trial of a nefarious government conspiracy in this pulpy mystery caper.
And it'll look like you have seventy s or eighty s.

(49:01):
No, it looked very 70s, but I could have swore I saw, like, a early forerunner in it.
Yeah, it's all over the place.
Plus you had, like, dunked out freaking impalas, so I don't know.
Yeah, because there's an automobile 70 something Oldsmobile in there.

(49:25):
Some other stuff.
Yeah, it's just Jamie Foxx.
No, they both kind of look I don't know, john Boyega looks a little more contemporary.
Yeah, he looks more modern on his hairstyle.
And Jamie Foxx looks like he came straight out of the 70s.
Yeah, same with Yoyo.
We don't even know what the hell Yoyo is about.
Looks like a young kill monger, man.

(49:49):
Yes.
Called up Michael B.
Jordan.
He came in and knock off your look.
That was trailers.
It was it was up there.
You were circling time.
I know.
Doing things.
Doing all the things.
Doing all the wrong things.

(50:28):
thank you.
You was that you signaling for a timeout? No.

(50:52):
Okay.
He's jamming, man.
He's feeling the groove.
All right, get over there.
He's ready to go.
So first up, we've got season five of Cobra Kai Koberkai that came out a few weeks back.
And this is a very bingeable binge in an afternoon series because I swear they're only like 30 over 30 minutes long.

(51:16):
I think I'm like to episode six or seven, but I watched most of it in a day.
And since you mentioned chosen earlier, this is a very spelled like a very chosen, packed, not serious season seasoned.

(51:37):
Did you get through it? All of it? Just told you.
I didn't hear you.
I was talking over you.
I got like episode six or seven.

(52:02):
words.
In sequence? No, not in sequence.
Whatever.
In line.
In line? Yeah, sure.
Going along the lines with the previous seasons, you have an arc of like a new challenge and then a new conclusion and another challenge appears at the end.

(52:24):
It was nice seeing I can't remember his name, but he was in Karate Kid Three.
He was the main antagonist there, not Terry Silver, but his Michael something, I think, or yeah, I was certain that he was going to be the big Baddie or whatever, the guy that Terry Silver was going to end up bringing back.

(52:46):
And as you go through the series or season, you'll realize that it wasn't but it was a nice way that they introduced all that or the way they introduced character, but kind of made you feel bad for what happened, though.
Anyway.
Shit.
More than one way, but yeah.

(53:08):
So of course they set up stuff for next season.
I'm not really sure if that's going to be the final season or not, but if it is seems like there's quite a bit on the line, but not quite a bit on the line, but quite a lot of direction going because it seems like you've got newly formed relationships between old rivals and then broken ones and then reformed ones and whatever.

(53:35):
I still think Daniel LaRusso is a terror.
Yes.
And you know what? It is so agonizing, like when the wife complains about the shit he's doing, like, you just stop.
You just got to stop beating.
box.
No, not his campaign.

(54:00):
I'm looking for crusade.
Crusade to fucking shut down Cobra Kai.
And it's like he's just completely unaware of the damage he causes.
And then what upset me is like, everyone sort of comes together and sides with him.
But I was like, no, no, no, you're wrong.
You're wrong.

(54:22):
Daniel is a shit.
And I love how when they introduced this whole this whole show, the whole concept, daniel was the bad guy.
And if you look, you know, at first viewing, of course you're gonna side with Daniel because he's the guy that seems like he's getting picked on.
But then you look back at it as an adult, like, no, Daniel was totally a fucking dickhead.
And the exact way that Johnny was described, that's exactly how you see it when you give it a second chance.

(54:56):
I really enjoy Cobra Guy.
Yeah.
It's like the gift that keeps on giving.
Yeah.
So I'm always worried that how are they going to keep this fun and entertaining? And they seem to do that.
And I always think they're just going to end up having to introduce not a new character, either a new character or new cameo each season to keep it fresh and entertaining.

(55:19):
But they're doing both.
Hilary Swank.
That's what I'm wondering.
I'm wondering if that's ever going to come up.
She's new big bad.
Yeah, she's a new big boss.
She'll be the new ally.
But that'll be such the curveball because it's like, who are you? It's like you weren't there from the Daniel Russell saga, whereas everyone else I've ever introduced has been.

(55:42):
But I think if they have more than one season coming out, I think they're just going to start running out of cameo characters until they just start breaking into Jackie Chan.
And will or not will Smith.
Jaden Smith.
Yeah.
You know that Will Smith produces the show, right? Yeah.
So wouldn't surprise me.

(56:04):
Anyways, so you also saw this show? I watched all three seasons.
Three? I'm sorry, two.
My bad.
Two.
There was supposedly like an actual film somewhere, and I didn't know that.
I guess the film came out first or something like that.
And then I just never saw yeah, because I was looking it up.

(56:24):
If you look at Primal on IMDb, it says something outside of the series.
And so I'm very interested in trying to find that or if that's just the whole two seasons smashed together.
But this show is amazing how much you can do with little to no dialogue.
I mean, literally no dialogue.

(56:45):
Yeah.
You have grunts and dinosaurs roaring.
And then the dialogue you do have for 2018, Primal Tales of Savagery.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Hour and 25 minutes.
Where is it at? I have no idea.
I added to my watch list.

(57:07):
But that's why I'm not sure if it's the entire so the reason why I'm looking at the little mini trailer up top here.
Yeah.
And that's exactly from the first season.
Yeah.
So I don't know, maybe it's just like you know how they did what's it called? Afro Samurai.
Like originally it's all the same shit, though.

(57:28):
Yeah, exactly.
So I'm thinking what it was it's just repackaged as a movie.
Don't do that.
Just leave it alone.
Well, I didn't see this before anyways.
No, it's a completely different art.
No, it's the first art, man.
It's the first season right there.
First episode.
Yeah.
But yes, as he said, it's amazing what you can do with an animated series and telling the story without any doubt.

(57:52):
Any dialogue.
Yeah.
At all.
Really not.
Yeah.
Wonderful.
We're talking about, like, the yeah, the Kickman.
Yeah, that was the cartoon.
Yeah, it was on Adult Swim.

(58:12):
And then HBO HBO has it.
I know HBO hasn't or watched it, but I didn't torture the network.
Yeah.
And then there was that one episode that was like seemed like a break from the whole thing.
And they went that was second season.
Yes.

(58:33):
Which made no sense.
Well, it made some, but it was like here's a break from your intermission, from your regular it was filler.
It did nothing for the actual story itself.
Yeah.
And I just loved how every episode good.
No.
I mean, I just loved gindi tartakovsky anyway.

(58:55):
I loved how every episode seemed like they were just going through a different time period.
Like a different era.
Yeah.
They didn't change at all.
But everything else around them yeah, it was just so weird.
They were outlasting civilization.
They really highlighted that during the second season.
I mean, you saw the Celts, you saw the Vikings.
Vikings.
You saw Romans.

(59:15):
Egyptians.
You even saw 300 what was it? Greeks.
Oh, you saw Greeks, but not Greeks.
The other ones.
Persians.
Persians.
Yeah.
And then whatever, the Colossus episodes or whatever.
But I thought the Colossus was because they were never showing the one guy coming back from hell or whatever.

(59:40):
I always thought the big dude was Colossus.
And they just kept they were focusing his little arc or whatever.
But wherever he came from, it definitely seemed like it was somewhere in Africa, the way they would giants.
They just called him the Giant, I believe.
Was it? That character itself? Okay, yeah.
I was a little misleading, I thought, because every time there was a closs apart one.

(01:00:01):
But that's one great thing about animation is that you could tell a story and you could show dialogue between characters just by facial movement and reaction and expression.
Sorry.
And that was one other really nice things about that series.
It's like going back to other than, like, the animation and how it really looked like a dinosaur biography.

(01:00:27):
Yeah.
It's like going back to silent film area.
I don't know if that's good because they had the panels in between that were the dialogue or the story or narration or whatever in between.
But still, it's going back to like the roots of cartoons.
They were always displayed without dialogue or the audio.
They just had music going on and or whatever.
And we're just concerned with storytelling.

(01:00:48):
Even though this story telling might not have made sense then, but this one definitely did.
Yeah.
And I haven't heard anything about their when I said third, like three seasons, I could have swore I heard something before about there being a third.
But I don't think it's going to happen.
Yeah.
With the way it was.
The way it ended.
Yeah.
Okay.

(01:01:11):
that whole thing, that was very awkward.
That was and it was awkward and bizarre.
And I had to rewind it.
Like, once did they just did this, do that, and that's not really okay.
But I had to play in the living room and everyone was watching it.
And it was like, oh, that's happening.

(01:01:32):
And the fuck is going on? Exactly.
What's going going on on is also they want and the series you can tell by the way the way they played it out.
Well, it felt like the second season was all about they hurried through it.

(01:01:52):
They really did.
The last four episodes, colossus was the first.
Colossus, one, two and three.
No, the final one was name something else.
Something with destiny.
Yeah, but the three before that were all the colossal they're all like, 22 minutes episodes.
Yeah, because that guy's arc or whatever.

(01:02:15):
But I was going to say it felt like the entire season was based off of definitely the end of season one was like, oh, it's going to be the whole pursuit of funny mirror.
And then concluding that any little package they sure did.
Yeah.
Literally.

(01:02:36):
All right, Byron, you should go watch this.
I'm surprised you haven't byron, this is in my list of things that I wanted to watch.
I just haven't gotten so you have seen it, like, pop up in a queue or something? Yeah.
No, it's on my list.
I thought you and myself had discussions about this.
I think I watched the first episode when it came out on Cartoon Network.

(01:03:01):
If you were a primal primal like this no, it was animated show on Adult Swim.
No, what? Yeah, it was like when it first came out, I saw, like the first episode.
Yeah.
I was like, this is shit.
One of the interesting things about this series is that you look at the creator and director, Andy, and what he has done before that.

(01:03:28):
Powerpuff Girls.
Powerpuff Girls.
Texas Laboratory.
Zani Bravo.
Yeah.
Like all those kids.
Impossible.
Or Kim.
Impossible.
He was part of Samurai Jack, too.
So it was very different series compared to this.
Ultra violent I mean, this seems like one of those things like, this is what I always wanted to do, but I'm working on all these other things before I can even get to this.

(01:03:53):
And he got a time to sit down and just work the whole thing out.
All those shows that we mentioned were great, though.
I'm just saying.
Yeah, but it was a huge collaborative effort.
It seemed, like very personal and passionate project to him.
But yeah, very good animated series.
All right, so next up, we've got and or are you guys all caught up with this? No, not at all.

(01:04:17):
Just a couple of first episodes.
So let's not do any spoilers.
Let's just go ahead and give the premise and how this show is different from other Star Wars series.
Predating it.

(01:04:45):
I don't know if I should say, when Mandalorian came out, Mandalorian was what the is that the first series? Excluding the animated stuff, the way that one opened, like, everything, every bit along the way, that episode carried on, like it was just hooking you in every moment.
I didn't feel that one from this one.

(01:05:05):
This felt like a very much like a slow pace thing to begin with.
World building, world building, rebel building.
Rebel building.
It wasn't even that.
Just trying to put some kind of context behind this character that we don't know, even though we know where it ends up.

(01:05:27):
The other thing I want to know, and it's not really and or specific because it seems more so with the rest of the Star Wars series and maybe like the last two Star Wars films.
One thing I always thought was interesting about the Star Wars franchise is they never did flashbacks or, like, dual parallel timeline stories.

(01:05:52):
You know what I mean by parallel? Yeah.
Okay.
And you saw that with Mandalorian and then you saw some of that.
I want to see some of that with the two movies or whatever.
But they did flashbacks and then bookaboba.
Bookaboba.
Yeah.
So that's something that they seem to be really exploring, like explaining to timelines.
And I don't know if that's to break up the pacing, where you got high moments and low moments or whatever, and then you're getting these flashbacks, but it seems very interesting that's breaking the thing that's always been something very notable about Star Wars is they never look back.

(01:06:28):
It's always moving forward kind of in a straight, linear fashion.
And now we're getting these backstories that run in parallel.
I think that's really important, though.
I'm not saying it's not saying that.
What are you talking about? What do you mean? Star wars made three entirely flashback movies.

(01:06:54):
Those aren't just my all right, what definitely separates this from the other series is very cloak and dagger, very spy.
It's a billion of the Rebellion.
Yeah, because today we have tons of Jedi shit.

(01:07:14):
Now we're getting more Mandalorian lore.
And through the eyes of, like, you're saying Mandalorian lord, like some regular people.
Yeah, it's very much Mandalorian stories with and then Star Wars going on around it.
Whereas all the Star Wars movies have been very much a skywalker the skywalker storyline, along with no Clone Wars.

(01:07:42):
No Clone Wars was following everything in the Clone Wars.
But then Rebels, you got that we're a bridge.
You've got a wide cast of people because you've got Mandalorians, and that you've got SIF, you got I mean, I expected and or to be somewhat kind of a slow role, slow build at first, but not to that extent.

(01:08:10):
They definitely took their time.
Yeah.
The first one, I'll be honest, the pacing was very I had to watch it again.
Same here.
I gave it a shot.
I was like, this isn't hooking me in in the first 15 minutes.
And it's like I had to pick it up at another time and it still wasn't quite grabbing me.
So the third time I had to force myself to sit down and watch it to get to the second.

(01:08:30):
And once I got to the second, I felt like I got over the hump.
The first episode blew the internet up.
I'm sorry.
With the lack of subtitles during the flash, that was your biggest gripe.
You are the only person in the world that was like, dude, what the fuck? No, we never get subtitles.

(01:08:54):
So before Mandalorian, we never got subtitles with Ewoks or not Ewoks or the jawless.
Yeah, but they were cute.
Yeah, these fucking kids.
They're cute fucking kids.
But yeah, that's nothing new.
Yeah, well, if the internet is blowing up over it or having a tissue fit over, they can suck them up.

(01:09:19):
I think the biggest part about it was because they were substantial scenes.
When you see the jaws in the Ewoks, they're talking to somebody and somebody's like, no, I don't want to do this, or that's the Chewbacca thing.
They did it with the Ewoks too, man.
Yes, but when you're saying nobody is understanding them except for CPR.

(01:09:39):
But I'm saying yeah, but with this, you're going back to the whole thing like storytelling without I mean, there's dialogue.
We're never going to know what the fucking dialogue is.
But it's having the storytelling.
I want to know what those Canarians are, where that they were canaries.
Canaries.
Canaries.
Right.
I know.
Like a whole bunch of Twitter and shit was just like, so where do I pick up my canary? To English dictionary.

(01:10:05):
Yeah, like, what the fuck? I just think for me it was because the scenes were so substantial.
Like, here's the scene and now we're on canari with you feel like you're missing important parts.
Yeah.
You feel like you're missing some important thing that is being said or done, especially with no, their explanation is no.

(01:10:30):
You need to read the body language.
OK, well then don't make them fucking say anything.
So all right, there's been how many episodes released so far? It's been four.
Okay.
One issue I have is like the first episode, it talks about he's trying to find his sister.
Yes.

(01:10:50):
And then all of a sudden it's four episodes in and that's it.
You don't know his sister is not brought up at all.
Just this flashback.
Just a flashback.
But that's it though.
We'll get to it eventually, I'm sure.
Right? But it seems how many episodes are going to be in the season eight.

(01:11:12):
Maybe anyone can go back, check that, I'll look it up.
But to start a series with the first episode that goes along those lines and all of a sudden you're like, okay, well, it's episode four, we're not going anymore.
Holy shit.
Twelve episodes.

(01:11:34):
Okay, I'll calm the fuck down a little bit.
I'll wake up six for episode six, and there's already a serious lady for a season two with another twelve episodes.
Okay, yeah, well then but yes, minus those two small issues I like and or I don't love it the way that I do for like, The Mandalorian and The Book of Boba, but it's got something there.

(01:12:09):
Yeah, it's got some storytelling.
It's got something to say.
Yeah, I'm liking it too.
I mean, it's in the Star Wars universe, but not being a Star Wars story.
Right.
And so it's kind of like a breath of fresh air.
And isn't the creator of this he was the director of no Rainbows.

(01:12:29):
I thought someone from Rogue One.
Brian Johnson, I thought whoever was part of but he's the Rogue One was also part of Tony Gilroy.
Maybe? No, keep talking.
I'll look it up.
Tony and Dan Gilroy.
So Tony Gilroy did write Rogue One.

(01:12:51):
All right.
And Nightcrawler.
Cool.
And Duplicity.
And the born ultimatum.
There we go.
And Nowhere and then and the Born Supremacy.
And the born night.
Any time.
So that and bait.
That was good.
Jimmy Fox Movie.

(01:13:13):
spy.
It does look just alike.
Totally.
Alright? This is the Ryan Johnson behind the other Star Wars stuff.
Give it a little there we go.
Yeah.
Can't tell the difference.
Yes.
And or watch it.
Give it a shot.
Watch more than one episode.
Give it a couple.
Okay, I'll do that.

(01:13:33):
Okay.
Alright.
And last on our list is Cyberpunk Edge Runners.
That was released on Netflix and it is an animated series.
Limited or limited? Yes.

(01:13:54):
And if you watch it, you'll see why it's limited.
But yeah, so it follows a kid, David Martinez, who is going to one of the schools and his mom's paying for it, and then they work on the class system.

(01:14:15):
If you've played Cyberpunk, you know that there's a big class system inside the city.
It kind of goes through and navigating that shit and then shit blows up and then his mom dies and then he becomes an Edge Runner, which basically is a thug for hire.

(01:14:37):
He joins a gang and then in Cyberpunk, there's the whole thing about people keep modding themselves with the caveat that you might become a cyber psycho with more augmentations.

(01:15:01):
Yeah.
The more augmentation you have, the less you the further it takes you from reality.
Well, they kind of brought that up the first episode, too.
Yeah.
Like literally, literally the first scene, 30 seconds of the show.
Yeah.
So it just takes you through his journey of discovery, death and building building himself up and love all that shit.

(01:15:31):
Like literally building himself up.
It was really great series.
I watched it and I flew through the fucking how many episodes are there? Because I'm pretty sure it was six.
I think I watched two, maybe three.
But it's super fucking fast paced.

(01:15:53):
Yeah, it's super fast paced.
It skips and you're just like, okay, well, now we're here.
Yeah, but it's a limited series though, so there's probably not going to be a second season down there.
Well, maybe.
We don't know.
I mean, it's done really well, but do we feel like so is there any expansions coming up for Cyberpunk? They just released one.

(01:16:18):
Yes.
There's one coming up in January called the Phantom.
Phantom liberty.
No.

(01:16:42):
Okay.
It's kind of an offshoot standalone standalone thing.
It's definitely different from other animes currently and previously aired.
Oh, for sure.
Yeah, for sure.
But it stands out among anime series.

(01:17:04):
Oh, yeah.
Like I mean, even Hideo Kojima commented on it.
The series.
Yeah.
And he said that it is one of the best anime series he's ever watched.
Good.
Time to get him off.
Get off of his fucking ass and make something out of Solid or Deathstream or something.
Then.
Well, he got his new studio and working with Microsoft.

(01:17:28):
I'm sure they'll announce something at E Three this year.
Wait, we talked about Metal Gearsall before and how Oscar Isaac was going to be a Snake.
Remember that? Yeah, I remember we had said something about that.
I know there's a photo floating around with him.
Or Echols jensen eckles.
Yeah, there's a new one floating around with Jensen Nichols as Snake.

(01:17:52):
Also like solid snake.
Yeah.
Either way, more as Snake than I could see.
Oscar Isaac.
Yes.
I mean, like the look, either one could play that role.
But going back to Edge Runners, it made me want to play Cyberpunk again.

(01:18:17):
Which leads me into our next segment.
You didn't have Segway, which is that was my best one.
That was my best one.
I'm sorry.
Video game.

(01:18:37):
There we go.

(01:19:03):
Was that David hader.
Yeah.
So with the rise of Edge runners came a surprising little nugget for CD Projekt Red, which was the explosion of players on Cyberpunk in one day.

(01:19:35):
After Edge runners released, the steam totals shot up by over 82,000 players.
Yeah, and now it has a constant about 82 to 100,000 players every single day on Cyberpunk.

(01:20:01):
And they added from what it was when they dropped or feels like it was.
Yeah, but even like developers have come out and talked about how this game almost ruined them.
Like not the company, but ruined them themselves.

(01:20:25):
Because they're like, we just put so much into it and for it to do what it did, they were just like lost relationships over this game, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
It was bad for them.
And I saw a lot of the hate that was on Reddit, but to see the game come up like that and then they added like some edge runner stuff from the show into the game so you can get like the jacket that David Martinez wears on the show.

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Nice.
They added some guns and all that shit, too.
And now people are coming out with builds.
Even though it's not a companion series, they are still recognizing the impact that that series is done for that game.
They're playing fortnite.

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fortnite.
I don't give a shit about Fortnite, but I have noticed that Fortnite has kind of done that same thing in a way.
Yeah, sorry about it.
That's the real snake.
Snake Pliskin.
You ever notice? Hold on.
Once I bought Easter egg.

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Do you remember what Solid Snake played himself at? Or not played himself? He faked his name to Jack or whatever his name was in Melgersollid Two.
Do you remember the name he gave him? Or do you ever play that one? Do you remember what name he gave him? Snake Pliskin.
No.
Iroquois Pliskin.

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When he was talking to the guy, he called him Iroquois Pliskin.
Cyberpunk has had a rise and steady role right now.
I mean, they've done a lot of work to build this game back up from what the hell they would start out as.

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Yeah.
And now almost, what, two years later, we're going to finally get a DLC.
At the beginning of the year, I was curious when did it come out? No.
How much are they charging for that game now? Probably still charging like 50 years.
No, you can get it for relatively cheap.

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Not too long ago, it was on sale.
get them for like 20, $30 sometimes you take my own desk.
Okay.
Sorry.

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Next up, because we know Call of Duty is coming out.
That's not news.
They just finished the Beta with that.
But more importantly, I'm moving over to VR with the new game that was released and I've been looking forward to all year next to Among US, VR, which should be coming out hopefully freaking soon because that will get me to play fucking Among US, because it'd be fun.

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But it's Bone Lab, which is a more finalized copy of a game that has been out for PCVR, which was called Boneworks.
And it was pretty much just like a sandbox experimental physics game that people just made a lot of content about.

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Now they've released the full game for Quest Two and all of that.
And the game is fucking amazing.
I've gone through a little bit of it, but just like the physics of the game, like, you know, you sit there, but you grab somebody by the toe and you literally grab them by the toe.

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Or you can hit.
A motherfucker with another motherfucker.
If a weapon is too heavy and you try to swing it, it'll do weird shit until you're literally holding the weapon with like two hands.
So what you're saying is we are on the cusp of ready, ready, player one.

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Sure.
Yeah.
Like more and more.
Well, I mean, they have that tactile vest.
Yeah.
And the VR treadmills.
Yeah, I was going to say I remember this is way back in Battlefield three days they had that one commercial with somebody on a VR treadmill headset and everything.

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And then they would have the panoramic screen.
That what he was seeing.
You would see it too, but anytime the guy would get hit, he'd get hit with like paint policy.
It was like more of a realistic thing.
So they didn't have the haptic feedback vest yet.
But so go on Iron though.
But this game like I don't know.
I don't know how to explain it.

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And you really have to be like, if I was a newbie to VR, I would not play this.
I wouldn't do it because I remember when I first got my VR headset, like half of the shit, even like a slight shit, made me sick.
I was just like, I think it's the frame rate.
I was like, I feel like I'm fucking going upside down while I'm going upside down.

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And now I kind of want to puke.
It was like even sitting there on the fucking roller coaster simulator felt like I was on a fucking roller coaster.
There's like some games where you can move yourself or whatever, but instead of doing that, I don't know if it's all games or some games you have the option either joystick to move yourself and like your head movement or whatever is basically how you turn.

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But then there's other ones where you have like a jump.
It's like your point where you want to go and it totally there.
That's like the only way I can play anything because I tried doing at least with the quest, I don't know if it's different for like Rift or the Vive or anything because they have probably a higher refresh rate in the head unit because somebody has something to do with that.

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Well, now you can also switch so they added in the quest too is you can switch the frame rates to up to 120.
No, I haven't.
You should do that and see if you feel less.
I know there's like a whole bunch of other stuff like getting like side with sidecar.
No, it's not sidecar.

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It's a program on PC that you can make adjustments in the quest headset.
But what I know is that when I first started on the VR it took me a while to build up my VR shop so that I'm not going to sit there and throw up when I'm sitting there playing it.

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So now I can whip through games and not get sick.
So I put on Bone Lab and I'm just like, all right, I'm back in it.
But it's fucking fun.
I got these freaking things walking up to me and I'm just like, okay, well, I have a gun, but I want to grab you by the fucking head.

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So you're just kind of like and you can point the gun.
You can stick it in, like, their mouth.
And their mouth will like you stick the gun in the mouth.
It's freaking crazy.
This game is fucking like, I've been wanting to play this game for a long time.

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I just wasn't able to because it was PZ one thing in people's mouths, pretty much.
They even got jiggle physics.
You get like a girl avatar.
They got jiggle physics.
You can sit there as you motion the titties.
Yeah, you can sit there and make your titties move.

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It's funny.
I just think, like, the amount of work that they put into making this game, so like, physics based is just fucking amazing.
So if you have a quest to pick up pick up Bone Labs.

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It's fun.
And that's video game news.
Okay, you ready to no, it's not.
Uh oh.
I got one surprise.
I got one surprise story.
Death stranding two.
Maybe Kojima's last PlayStation exclusive game.

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So there was rumors that the followup game was going to happen.
But then it was canceled in early development.
So Kajeeva has a deal with PlayStation with Sony for a multi game plan.

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Here's the thing, though, about it.
They're not saying if that second game that second and last game is going to be death straining too.
It may be something else.
Yeah.
Because before death straining, he was supposedly working on a horror game with somebody from like, Silent Hill.
And then that never came to light or whatever.
Well, here's me something that's now blooming under his Kojima Studios.

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Yeah.
So Kojima Productions is yet to confirm they are making a second game, but a second destiny game.
Yes.
Got it.
But Norman Reedus, who played the character in the original, the first one, Sam Porter, is suggesting the game is an active development.

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So I'll get to finish it.
So we don't know what's going to happen with that word.
We could get it for Xbox.
Go Xbox.
That's it.
Well, they got it for PC.
Yeah.
PC console.
PC desktop just dropped on yeah, I saw that too.
Well, no, it was a timed exclusive.

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Got it.
It was another timed exclusive.
It's hot shit in here.
But now that's it for Video Game news.
Spoilers.
And now it's time for Ryan laden egg.

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I'm sure it's not, but it's like the reviews opener every goddamn time.
All right, so I'm going to hit up the Disney animated movies for the eggs this week.
And they're not so much eggs, but continuity errors in the stories.

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Number one.
All right, so I got a whole list of them.
But I'm going to just go ahead and hit up three off that list.
First one I'm going to hit up is on the movie Mulan.
Okay.
I'll make a man out of you.
Yes, that one and the same.
So as far as the time period that it takes place, it's unspecified, but the pinpoint in it between the Han dynasty and the Suey dynasty, which at the time there's only a small portion of the great wall built.

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But in the movie we see the full wall built.
They fucked up.
Yep.
Number two.
Number two.
I'm going to so number two hitting up Sleeping Beauty at the end of the movie.
There's fireworks.
Okay.
So fireworks wasn't introduced into Europe until the 17th century.

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The movie takes place in the 16th century.
Does it ask me for a corn that I got here? And the third one is going to get my butt kicked because it's my girlfriend's favorite Disney movie, beauty and the Beast.
Wait, what was this one you just talked about before? Sleeping Beauty.

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Never mind.
I thought you said Beauty and the Beast.
This next one.
No, that's why I was like that.
Didn't seem like it was the 16th century or whatever, but go on.
So in Beauty and the Beast, bell runs across the portrait of the prince all torn up.
Yes.
Well, that portraits of him when he was 21 years old, when he was still human.

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He got turned into obese when he like ten years prior to that, so that portrait wouldn't exist.
So he got turned into a beast, like when he was like young.
When he was eleven years old? Roughly, yeah.
And that's going off the timeline that they present in the movie.
Yes, they fucked up.

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Did they do that in live action? Yeah, I'm fucked up now.
No, I don't think we did that in their fourth I got a whole list go through.

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finding Nemos.
Oh, when all the fish wearing bags yes.
They're saying that the bags should not float like corkscrews in the water.
Yeah, because they're full of water.
They're not buoyant.
Yeah.
I remember always thinking that, like okay, whatever.
Alright, number five.

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Number five.
I'll subject that Grumpy of the Seven Dwarfs must be a time traveler because he was from the 14th century.
That's when the story takes place.
But pianos that he was playing not until 17th century.
They're just fucking up all over.

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Yeah.
In Pocahontas there's a scene where they were holding hands, but in the shadows.
Holding hands didn't exist until the 18th century.
Right.
But the shadows were not.
So that's animation.
There's a couple of other ones, like color changes, like Nala's eyes or blue and green.
Oh, wait, have we talked about the null thing before? I don't think we have.

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The fact that Lion King is only mufasa.
Oh, yeah, we talked about that.
I thought so.
Want to hit it up? That Genie didn't completely grant Aladdin's wish about becoming a prince.

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but he did not.
All he did was give him clothes.
Yeah.
No palace.
Like no real money.
Toy Story, Buzz Lightyear.
When he popped out of the box, he thought he was actually a real person.
Yeah.
So he became a toy when Andy was around.

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You want to know another interesting thing about that movie? I got another one on top of that about Toy Story.
Go ahead.
All right.
So when all the kids all the kids were running for Andy's birthday party, they're all just cutting copy of Andy.
Yeah.
If you pause it where they're downstairs like, oh, let's go into whatever the living room they come in.

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If you suppose it they're all Andy.
Oh, even Sid is a cutting copy of Andy with, like, some freckles change of hair and braces.
Alright.
Funny story.
So I work at the school now, and this kid it was breakfast time, and I hear him getting in a huff with his friends at the table.

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And then he walks up.
He walks up to me.
I got a question.
I was like, what? He's all they say I look like Sid from Toy Story.
And I was like, yes, you do look like Sad.

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So adding onto that, like, on a few nights recently going to work with Byron, I fucking pointed out fucking people.
That looks like fucking cartoon characters.
Like, one dude look like Phineas.
Oh, yeah, from Phineas inferb all right.
Guess one more.
All right.
Cinderella made a quick dress change from running down the stairs to the car at the end of the movie.

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Yeah.
So she had sleeves and no shoulder poofs running down the stairs, but she had shoulder proofs and no sleeves in the carriage.
Yeah.
What a whore.
She's like, fuck these sleeves.
She probably ripped them off in there.
Yeah, she did.
You got one more for us? One last one.

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Ryan, one more thing.
All right.
Another one.
In Aladdin, when the one suitor comes storming out of Jasmine's room, missing the pants on his or having the hole in the pants.
Oh, I can see that right here.
The fabric in Raja's mouth is the underwear.

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The underwear, not the pants.
Okay.
All right.
Okay, okay.
All right.
Monkey stroke a dick.
That's about it.

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That monkey's name is 711 Pizza.
You stand by it.
I stand by it.
He stands by it for sure.
You all stand by it.
Wolverines, I don't think that was the right one.

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