Repressed Humor Issues
Feeling like your funny bone is broken? Welcome to Repressed Humor Issues, the podcast where we unearth the absurd, the awkward, and the downright hilarious moments we've all secretly buried. Join Ryan and Dan as they air their funniest repressed memories, from cringey first dates to epic public fails, all while questioning if laughter is just a psychological coping mechanism. It's a comedic therapy session you can listen to without the co-pay—or the straightjacket. Tune in and let's get those laughs out of hiding! New episodes drop almost regularly, depending on our own mental health.
Episodes
In this wildly unfiltered episode of Repressed Humor Issues, we dive headfirst into the chaotic cocktail of street-level absurdity, generational trauma, and corporate surrealism. First up: Dad’s Wisdom. Not the kind you find in a leather-bound journal, but the kind dispensed between bites of gas station jerky and unsolicited advice about carburetors and emotional repression. We unpack the cryptic one-liners, the passive-aggressive ...
I'm dreading writing this, but here goes....
In Season 3 Episode 19, Dan and Ryan tackle all the tough topics of the day, including how much Samwise Gamgee foot hair you could ship from New Zealand, why Dominoes needs a new delivery system in Loch Ness, why South Korea is banning desktop computers in Starbucks, the fed's walking people in handcuffs around downtown DC, what's lazier than a Kindle automatic page turner, and penis refe...
Ryan's Back!!! DAMMIT! We were praying the iceberg would win!
In Season 3 Episode 18, we discuss the pressing issues of our day, like how much Ryan hates pudding (Communist), how much Ryan's husband hates the cold (Communist), and why Ryan can't get close to Puffin babies (Communist).
We discuss the military hostage situation in DC, why harbor porpoises are like lot lizards, and end the episode talking about Anal Biot...
With Ryan galavanting across the Atlantic (I've never wished for an iceburg this hard before), this episode, we welcome our special guest host, Daniel. Yeah... Dan and Daniel... This isn't going to get fucking confusing quickly.
In this episode, we talk about how men's underwear is a safety hazard for your penis (and your sex life), why testicular torsion wasn't a huge concern in Dan's school, and why film gu...
Just when you thought we couldn't get weirder, Dan and Ryan prove you wrong again. In Season 3 Episode 16, Dan and Ryan pay tribute to Ozzy and Malcom Jamal-Warner (Fuck you Hulk Hogan), determine what is the proper way to wipe your ass (Yes, there is a right way), and determine that Ryan's going galavanting to Iceland, leaving Dan to run the show in his absence.
And yes... That is Billy Corgan and Caillou in the episode art...... W...
Has your ass ever run away from you? Do you teabag your toilet because of your lack of an attached ass? Well, this is the show for you..... For some stupid reason.
Season 3 Episode 15 (75% of the way through this season!!!) is just a bunch of weirdness. From the new survey on the website that asks if we should replace Ryan to the dancing seabass with a donkey ear and disabled donkey AI text image, Dan and Ryan continue the trend...
The title says it all.... And probably too much... WAY too much. But this episode Ryan and Dan talk about the Diddy trial, Zebra Cakes, Dragon Porn, The Epstein Files, some stuff about Grimace, and the laziest possible thing anyone could ever do.
The randomness continues on this episode of Repressed Humor Issues.
How do you make Puppet Penis Poetry worse? Let Ryan think about dinosaurs for 17 seconds. In Season 3 Episode 13, Ryan and Dan talk through all the intricacies of Severance and Spuid Games 3 without giving a single spoiler. We also discuss the Repressed Humor Issues website, not because we want you to go there, but because Dan put up a bunch of insulting stuff about Ryan on the site that he wanted Ryan to see.
And then dinosaur...
Ryan's back (damn) just in time to make another episode (damn). From inset broaches (damn) to squeaky tanks (damn), Season 3 Episode 12 of Repressed Humor Issues handles the topics of the day... Like what do dreams mean (damn) and why Ryan is against gay marriage (damn).
Celebrity Cage Match 2: Enraged Employee Edition is taking submissions for your brackets. Go to https://repressedhumorissues.com/submit-your-bracket-for-celebri...
Today we announce the release of Repressed Humor Issues' Celebrity Cage Match 2: Enraged Employee Edition, (Unofficially) Sponsored by Ketahol. Ketahol... It tastes like shit! Just Shit Shit Shit!
Get your brackets in at repressedhumorissues.com before June 24th, and listen after the 24th as AI says how the fight goes down and who wins! The person with the most interesting, most accurate, or just the first bracket we receive will ge...
Once you think you've heard Ryan say the most disturbing thing possible, he opens his mouth again. Season 3 Episode 11 - Hauteur Homunculus Hysterectomies is one of those episodes. The Kreuger-Looking Motherfucker made Dan come up with the phrase "Clit Silimies". That's right..... Clit.... Similies...
I feel so dirty typing that.
Oh, and Knee Wetting comes up again, AND we have a merch store at repressedhumorissues.com where you can ...
As a pre-Memorial Day treat, here is Season 3 Episode 10 of Repressed Humor Issues. No Knee Wetting! Very Little Taint Talk! Ryan only sings a little bit! The perfect Friday treat before you go blow your hands off with firecrackers and hubris.
In this episode we harken back to Season 1.... Remember Celebrity Cage Match? Well we found a way to make it worse! Ryan and Dan discuss which employees of major restaurants, department st...
We have a new pope! Jesus is in the garbage! Dan broke more stuff! Ryan's AirBnB guests are psycho! So much to talk about so little time in season 3 episode 9 - Silverware Splooge Surprise.
Yes I felt dirty typing that....
Really really dirty.
The word "Sorry" is tossed around these days.... You know, when you do something wrong and you feel bad about it and you want to apologize to the person you hurt.....
We're Sorry everybody. This episode went off the rails.... Again.
It starts with Ryan by himself for a bit while Dan sorts out his technical issues (I couldn't cut it... It was too perfect.), goes into Arm Wrestling deformities, more knee wetti...
We're already a third of the way through Season 3 of Repressed Humor Issues and the words "Taint Terror" haven't come up. Well, the wait is over! Welcome to Tantalizing Taint Terror!
In this episode we discuss tumbleweeds, Ryan's mom's inability to shoot, and a whole bunch about how this country is just plain fucked. Like, a lot about it. We're so fucked.
So go over to CNN/Fox/where ever you get your disinformation and prep yourself ...
I feel dirty typing this..... I'm pretty sure there are some parts of this that will get us banned.... Rightfully so...
In this episode, Ryan and Dan discuss a bunch of stuff and then talk and talk and talk, and finally end with and ending...
Please don't ban us!!!!
Continuing the pattern of "OMG what is wrong with you two??" Ryan and Dan established last week, this week's episode contains conversations about the following:
Cathy Kenda and Ryan's mom's desire to replace her in Joe's life.
Billy Corgan and Caillou.
Hockey Championship Cheaters and the Not Hockey League.
The Whiskileaks Controversy
Why Dan called Ryan the Beanie Baby Bandit in a meeting.
Deodorants.
Why TikTok is like a hot spaghetti b...
Whoooo boy.... I thought we did every bad thing we could do, and then this episode happened. Everything was going well... We had a few more subscribers, the video thing was working well, and we were keeping up with a once-a-week recordings.... And then...... RYAN SAID VARMINT VULVA VENGEANCE!!!! WHY!!????!!!??
I am so so sorry.
Oh boy... This one's a doozy. In Episode 3 of Repressed Humor Issues we tackle some hot-button issues... Like the definition of Daddy issues, what is Brown Water Rafting, how we may need a new pope soon, why Ghost Hunting is stupid, and how Ryan's dog is a wuss.
Don't ask why..... You don't want the answer.
Repressed Humor Issues continues its delve into the stupid and inane with Season 3 EPisode 2 - Premature Pot Poking. In this episode Ryan tells us how his Instapot came on his face, we learn about why Maryland is such a scary place, and some Facebook poking gets out of control.
I blame Ryan.
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