Repressed Humor Issues

This is the second episode this week, as we have fallen behind due to life events. But oh boy this is a doozy. We start by apologizing... A LOT.... for the singing and the religious stuff at the beginning of Episode 4. (We aren't really sorry). We also apologize for letting AI create a new religion. (We aren't really sorry). Then we apologize for making the start of that episode sound like Sunday Mass........ Do I need to ...

"Holy Crap" doesn't even begin to sum this one up. Season 4 Episode 3 of Repressed Humor Issues — Holy Hotdog Hymnals — starts innocently enough with a conversation about Ring Doorbells and the unhinged things they capture at three in the morning, and then spirals into the kind of episode that offends roughly every demographic on the planet.

By the time the exit music plays, Ryan and Dan have managed to anger Ryan'...

Have you ever let AI do something for you and then immediately regretted it? Welcome to Season 4 Episode 2 of Repressed Humor Issues — Quintessential Queef Queries — where the hosts let artificial intelligence write them a script and then attempted to perform it. The results are exactly as catastrophic, hilarious, and deeply uncomfortable as you'd expect from a show that has spent three seasons proving that human stupidity need...

The rumors are true. Just like a Justin Bieber Sings Bing Crosby's Greatest Hits concert at the Iowa State Fair, Repressed Humor Issues is here to annoy you with a unique and entirely unwanted brand of humor.

Welcome to Season 4, Episode 1 — Bougie Beaver Buttcheeks — and consider this entire season one big apology tour. We're not apologizing because we feel bad. We're apologizing because our lawyers said we should. In t...

It's the Season 3 finale of Repressed Humor Issues, and we're going out the same way we came in: with absolutely zero class, maximum chaos, and a title that will make your podcast app blush. Welcome to Feces Finale Fixation — the wildly unfiltered, completely unscripted series finale that caps off twenty episodes of comedy that should probably require a waiver.

In this episode, Ryan and Dan dive headfirst into the chaotic c...

I'm dreading writing this description, but here goes.

In Season 3 Episode 19 of Repressed Humor Issues — Samwise's Scottish Sphincter — Ryan and Dan tackle all the tough topics of the day. And by "tough topics," we mean: how much Samwise Gamgee foot hair you could realistically ship from New Zealand, why Domino's Pizza needs a new delivery system in Loch Ness, why South Korea is banning desktop computers in St...

Ryan's back from Iceland! DAMMIT! We were praying the iceberg would win!

But unfortunately, Ryan survived his transatlantic adventure and returned to the Repressed Humor Issues microphone with stories, opinions, and the same chaotic energy that has made this comedy podcast both beloved and feared since 2023.

In Season 3 Episode 18 — Puffin Penis Pudding — Ryan and Dan discuss the pressing issues of the day. And by "pressin...

With Ryan gallivanting across the Atlantic Ocean — and Dan never having wished for an iceberg this hard in his life — Season 3 Episode 17 of Repressed Humor Issues welcomes a very special guest host: Daniel. That's right. Dan and Daniel. Hosting a podcast together. This isn't going to get confusing at all. Nope. Not one bit.

Okay, it gets confusing almost immediately, and it's hilarious. In this special guest host episo...

Just when you thought the Repressed Humor Issues crew couldn't get weirder, Dan and Ryan prove you catastrophically wrong in Season 3 Episode 16 — Shameless Septum Splooge.

Thank you for watching. We mean listening. Actually, we don't know what we mean anymore. This episode opens with a tribute to two titans of their respective fields: Ozzy Osbourne and Malcolm-Jamal Warner. The connection between the two? There isn't o...

Has your ass ever run away from you? Do you teabag your toilet because of your lack of an attached ass? Well, this is the show for you..... For some stupid reason.

Season 3 Episode 15 (75% of the way through this season!!!) is just a bunch of weirdness. From the new survey on the website that asks if we should replace Ryan to the dancing seabass with a donkey ear and disabled donkey AI text image, Dan and Ryan continue the trend...

How do you make Puppet Penis Poetry worse? Let Ryan think about dinosaurs for 17 seconds. In Season 3 Episode 13, Ryan and Dan talk through all the intricacies of Severance and Spuid Games 3 without giving a single spoiler. We also discuss the Repressed Humor Issues website, not because we want you to go there, but because Dan put up a bunch of insulting stuff about Ryan on the site that he wanted Ryan to see.

And then dinosaur...

Ryan's back (damn) just in time to make another episode (damn). From inset broaches to squeaky tanks, Season 3 Episode 12 of Repressed HumorIssues handles the topics of the day — like what do dreams mean and why Ryan is against gay marriage (damn).

Celebrity Cage Match 2: Enraged Employee Edition is officially taking bracket submissions, so head over to repressedhumorissues.com and submit your bracket today.

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Today we announce the release of Repressed Humor Issues' Celebrity Cage Match 2: Enraged Employee Edition, (Unofficially) Sponsored by Ketahol. Ketahol... It tastes like shit! Just Shit Shit Shit!

Get your brackets in at repressedhumorissues.com before June 24th, and listen after the 24th as AI says how the fight goes down and who wins! The person with the most interesting, most accurate, or just the first bracket we receive will ge...

Just when you think Ryan has said the most disturbing thing possible, he opens his mouth again. Season 3 Episode 11 — Hauteur Homunculus Hysterectomies — is one of those episodes that makes you question your life choices for listening.

Knee wetting jokes make their triumphant return, and the merch store at repressedhumorissues.com gets a shoutout where you can grab the cover art for every episode on a t-shirt or hoodie.

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As a pre-Memorial Day treat, Season 3 Episode 10 of RepressedHumor Issues brings back the fan-favorite segment from Season 1: Celebrity Cage Match! But this time, Ryan and Dan have made it worse — in the best possible way.

The hosts discuss which employees of major restaurants, department stores,and other random establishments would win in one-on-one combat, setting upCelebrity Cage Match 2: Enraged Employee Edition. Plus, Ryan for...

There's a new pope!

Baby Jesus is in the garbage!

Dan broke more stuff!

And Ryan's Airbnb guests are absolutely psycho!

Season 3 Episode 9 of Repressed Humor Issues packs more random topics into one episode than most podcasts cover in a season. Titled "Silverware Splooge Surprise" — yes, you read that correctly — this episode delivers the unhinged energy that has made RHI a cult favorite among comedy podcast fans ...

Buckle up for another episode of Repressed Humor Issues thatgoes completely off the rails.

Ryan starts the episode solo while Dan sorts outhis technical issues — and honestly, Ryan alone with a microphone is both agift and a hazard.

Once Dan arrives, the conversation careens through arm-wrestling deformities, the return of knee wetting jokes, taint trauma revisited, and an uncomfortably detailed discussion about the color o...