Repressed Humor Issues

After two weeks of delays due to inept guests (Eff you Trevor) and Ryan being sick (eff you Ryan) we finally have episode 19 recorded. In this episode Ryan reveals some personal details that Dan makes fun of (The Dinner in Sweden story is told) and we go through a list of inventors that were killed by their inventions. (Eff you Marie Curie)

If you thought last week's episode was bad, wait until Ryan and Dan start talking about dinosaur STDs, My 600 Pound Life, The Oscars, Naked and Afraid, and why Kody was such an asshole to all his wives.

Yes, we sunk that low... Talking about reality TV.

In this episode Ryan and Dan talk about Ryan's persistent eyebrow issues and his lack of gratitude on how Dan provided a fix for them, and then we talk about punching people in the face..... Again. Apparently we may have some anger issues.

In episode 16 Dan and Ryan talk about unfortunate shaving accidents, how Dan looks like an old man in his new glasses, and a lively debate about what constitutes a real alien movie.

Hint - Ryan was wrong.

In this episode Ryan and Dan give some companies in sore need of new slogans the slogans they deserve, and we wade into the randomness that comes from doing ZERO prep for this episode. That's right... It's a stream-of-consciousness episode.

We made it to the finals of Celebrity Cage Match. This episode is for both Round 4 and the final battle. Who will reign supreme? Tinky Winky? Howard Wolowitz? Pauly Shore? Oprah Winfrey? Tune in and find out!

Have you ever peeled the skin off your feet or pulled boogers out of your dog's eyes and let them eat them? Well, it's still better than carrying your own human waste around a forest. This episode we go on several rants about random stuff because.... That's what we do.

In this minisode we reveal the winners in Round 3 of Celebrity Cage Match, the series where we pit the celebrities we think we can beat up against each other in an AI-fueled fight.

In the episode of Repressed Humor Issues, our good friend Joe joins us while Ryan stares down a gaseous canine attempting to befriend him in an elevator, and we talk about bum hole care.....

We're sorry.

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Have you been paying attention to Celebrity Cage Match? This mini-sode is a continuation of CCM, with Round 2 Results! Find out who's moving on to Round 3 in this idiotic, AI-fueled, nonsense-filled episode.

In this episode of Repressed Humor Issues Ryan and Dan talk seriously about Nitrogen Hypoxia execution, how Taylor Swift is ruining sports for everyone, and Marjorie Taylor Greene's possible failure on America's Got Talent.

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In this episode Ryan and Dan discuss breathing out of your butt (Yes, all mammals can technically breath through their anus), and then walk through the AI-Driven Celebrity Cage Match Round 1 fights and winners! (AI is MEAN!!!)

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In this episode Ryan explains how lip balm can be disastrous when Dan is around, we talk about all the foods who's texture makes us gag, and make fun of the Miami Mall Alien Idiots.

Celebrity Cage Match entries are still open. Go to repressedhumorissues.com and submit your bracket before January 23rd.

In episode 9 Ryan and Dan talk about the war crime known as flocked hangers, how Jolt Cola is screwing up their potential sponsorship of the show, and have a lively debate about Olive Garden versus Texas Roadhouse. Yes, there is a winner... And it's never Ryan.

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In this episode, Dan and Ryan talk about Dan's ability to complain about everything, George Santos' Cameo Career, and how absolutely idiotically stupid flat earthers are. They are stupid. Really really stupid. Ryan says so, and look how stupid he is.

We also release the match-ups for Celebrity Cage Match. Go to our website, repressedhumorissues.com, to fill out your brackets today!

In this episode, Ryan talks about his Squid Game 2 fantasy, Bird Scooters finds every reason to sponsor us, and Dan and Ryan discuss a bunch of celebrities they think they could beat up just because... And Ryan wrecks it.

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In our Holiday-Themed episode we find out how old Ryan really is, make fun of how old he is, and then discuss his age at length. In the theme of the holidays we also talk about some Christmas Horror Stories from Florida, that include toe sucking, pot dispensing, grandma shitting fun.

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In episode 5 of Repressed Humor Issues, Ryan and Dan walk through the top 10 list of all the horrible cars we've driven and give the Cybertruck an honorary pedestal on that list. Which it promptly ran into and caught on fire. Plus, Ryan has tongue issues.

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In the much delayed Episode 4 Ryan and Dan discuss some new slogans for X (Formally known as Twitter), our top 10 lists of horrible songs we love, why Meth Barbie needs to get run over by a deer, and how Indiana Jones jumped the shark again.

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