RETAIN PARTS, DESTROY PARTS
Metal Matt and Cochise tackle the subjects and questions surrounding music, art, Zen, individuality, life, meaning amid chaos, gear, punk rock, relationships, and everything else. Beers are consumed, shit is talked, and truth is pursued.
Episodes
Damn skippy we're back and feisty on a Thursday night! We talk about hanging out with hillbillies, swearing, grit, Dream Theater, jail, the scourge of dick draggers on our roads, putting your phone on speaker in public, surveillance pigeons, bologna, the world today, the media, teeters, teeters, teeters, lumenerite, Noah's flood, poetry slams, and propaganda.
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We;re back after a missed week to due Cochise getting subpoena snatched and that's all we can really say. Anyway, we talk about teeters, Leo Fender, motorcycles, the Seattle Mariners, redeeming qualities, Baroness live, the new Paradise Lost album, fighting, cooking vs. baking, chickening out vs. bitching out, Flamin' Hot Cheetos, digital IDs, 3I/ATLAS, Project Bluebeam, and future shock.
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We talk about tweakers, meth for weight loss, Pinocchio, Stromboli, your mom, Red Vines, the croissant monster, Spinal Tap II, Star Trek, the Mariners, lousy drivers, eschatology, the flood, more aliens, dudes from North of Seattle, mimes, Ludacris, the Beastie Boys, and detailed plans for Cochise's 50th birthday party even though it's eight years away.
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We talk about a pirate ship in the desert, pot lucks, the band Party Cannon, drinking a gallon of beer, fancy water, Earth's electromagnetic frequency, UFOs vs. UAPs, liver sonograms, the Mariners, cheating old people, Renton WA, single-ply toilet paper, night vision contact lenses, keeping it real, and dating at 42.
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We talk about trash bags in cars, ants, chemical solutions, Simple Green, the environment, drinking Listerine, eating trash, the importance of circulation, rude-ass doctors, Viagra for the pump, hash browns or home fries, Cochise not eating, sungazing with your browneye, vegans, the Confectionery Court, exit strategies, aliens, sigil magick, Kool-Aid, and Corn Nuts (again).
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Happy not having to work Monday, whatever day it is! We talk about podcast reviews, corncrete, "gluten free", RoboDoc, Paul Verhoeven, sci-fi writers and modern technology, gas prices, how bad CA & WA suck, popped collars, shirt embroidery, context, the proverbial "your mom", the two bin system, ospreys, bone-in ham, spray-on socks, Corn Nuts, ketchup on mac and cheese with hot dogs in it, alcohol, chemistry...
Week off? All that means is you get an extra tasty crispy ep this week! We talk about Mariners catcher Cal Raleigh, The Australian Pink Floyd Show, beezees and peezees, healing power, rest in power Brent Hinds, hoggin' vs. hoggin', playing hurt, old dude jam bands, Madonna, Spanish guitar, VERY MINIMAL GEAR TALK, mental gymnastics, Tigerr Benson, "silly", fake rhino booty hole, doomsday doomscrolling, Rolls Royc...
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Friday night lights in the RPDP Holdings back office! We talk about software updates, foodies, or "gourmets" as they used to be called, slapping people, rhinestone cowboys, tonic suits, the Pepsi challenge of suits, Monica Lewinsky 2025, the Arturo Fuente Shark, cigars, mail order mushrooms, droopy bag, faking seizures, the c-word, more about the c-word, another thing about the c-word, using the c-word if you an accent, t...
First of all, a moment of silence for John "Ozzy" Osbourne. We talk about being wrong to girls, f*****g Brooke Hogan, three musketeers, nougat, Twizzlers vs. Red Vines, salient vs. cogent, frosted vs. unfrosted Pop Tarts, parrots, WNBA salaries, the Seattle Supersonics, king kong dongs, waking up blind and deaf, losing your d**k, shadow work, ego, robots j*****g off, and cleaning up the gene pool.
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Another day, another dollar from the front desk in the back office of RPDP Holdings. We talk about improvising, the Geto Boys, out-motherfuckering a motherfucker, finally welcome Scrot to the show, Limp Bizkit, the sun, wheelchairs, emasculation, the introduction of RPDP Finance's Carte Blanche, shitting your pants, baking soda, sports, and accents.
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It's a gala event! At last our 69th (wassup) episode! We talk about the brown-eyed cyclops, revisiting Death Magnetic, Mudvayne's album LD50, using big words, parrots, bird people, Admiral Byrd and Operation High Jump, words with hard consonants, we listen to several kick ass listener shout outs, Harry Potter, human rights, crapping on rugs, avocado oil, Mariana's trench worms, fox tail butt plugs, dogs, the upcoming...
This is a big one! Longest RPDP ever! We talk about church, prime rib, expensive dinners, Caipirinhas, Brazilian steakhouses, PB&J's, weird erectile dysfunction meds, the Nintendo Power Glove, and THE MAIN EVENT: Metal Matt breaks down all ten hours of "Back to the Beginning" - the final performance of Ozzy and Black Sabbath, we got Mastodon, Anthrax, Lamb of God, Tom Morello's All-stars (parts I and II), Al...
Saturday night rock and roll! We talk about parking spaces, threatening notes, broccoli heads, Saved By the Bell, Sears catalogs, Betty Knox sightings, Crowbar, the fine print, RPDP Legal and the big swinging you knows, Victoria's Secret customer reviews, filet mignon, totally not gear talk, blonde AI gone wild, esoteric mysticism, murder, algebra, the albatross, the Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, and ...
Yeah we talk about a bunch of shit. Go listen to Black Sabbath and Mastodon.
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And we’re back! We talk about big dogs, slack-key guitar, smoking weed and going to hell, smoking DMT and meeting elves, pineapples, swingers, church boners, Father’s Day, Hondas, auras, gongs, invisible poop, this no kings nonsense, ballpark hotdogs, why are we talking about candy, Darnell’s Daily Dookie, Michael Jackson, and Flaming Hot Cheeto girls.
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"This is what we've been waiting for, this is it boys, this is war!" (Name the song for two points.) Holy hell after no less than one year of badgering we did it. At long last the Immortal Nasty Pete joins Metal Matt and Cochise and hilarity ensues. We talk about singing on podcasts, cringey shit, karaoke, Corpsegrinder, East coast accents, being all business, atomic wedgies, taking pictures with Marines' girlfr...
Happy Memorial Day to our esteemed listeners! We talk about shaking work off, g** p*** m***** doppelgangers, pretty vs sexy, suits, IPAs, edamame, the kiss and tell mindset, Mexican pizza, the brown Chakra, wipeedoos, Easy Bake Ovens, #stayblessed, and OG Nintendo games.
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Another afternoon cast on the Lord’s day. We talk about separation of Church and RPDP, DOOM The Dark Ages, Mortal Kombat movies and shit, the ghetto pass, hot coffee, shoes, the RPDP Knowledge College, tariffs, aerosolized fresheners, partners and acquisitions, peer reviewing art, when to take your art public, trying adults for children, alchemy, Fig Newtons, your favorite store, and shooting bitches into space.
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Holy hell it’s an unprecedented, full moon, occult after midnight recording! We are cooking with serious gas. We talk about midnight, Matt’s philosophy of “laziness, cheapness, vanity”, haircuts, barbers, gambling with haircuts, Super Pepsi Neutral, what being American really is, Tom Waits’ “Nighthawks at the Diner”, curious humps, awake nightmares, litigious shit, *67, Rainier beer, Betty Knox, three lizards, and the whole thing f...
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