Cary Harrison Files

Disclaimer: These events are told from the viewpoint of this descendent of one of the first American families. We settled in Maryland. I’ve just returned from Holland, where the pilgrims spent 12 little-known years before going back to England to then head to the New World. I spent the summer tracing the deranged footsteps of our ancestor pilgrims.

Chapter 1: How to Flee Every Country Until You Finally Find One Without Neighbors

Hist...

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You ever wake up, stretch, and realize the nation’s steering wheel is now in the hands of a man I’ll politely call His Imperial Kumquat —...

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If Hollywood and Washington DC had a love child during a blackout, it’d still be less chaotic and more predictable than Karel Bouley. Thi...

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You wake up to find that the White House — the supposed te...

Why Upgrade? Now that government funding has been cut like a spaniel’s scrotum, many of us public radio vets will continue to provide unfiltered insight, irony, and the kind of “why” reporting that refuses to kiss power’s ring. Volunteering in our own careers like cockeyed Paul Reveres to get the message out. Corporate coffers can’t buy integrity, but your subscription can.

You wake up in a country that can measure everything—your ...

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Welcome to the swamp.

Here we are, chest-deep in the digital muck, where everyone’s screaming that artificial intelligence has already packed up your job, sold your...

Welcome back to The Cary Harrison Files. First, we look at how history is quite literally repeating itself and asking "what would you do"?

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Welcome back to The Cary Harrison Files. We look at the conspicuous reboot of the Soviet Union by another name. We feature an exclusive video produced for the Russian Public.

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Welcome back to The Cary Harrison Files. Here we don’t serve comfort food. We serve raw meat. We take the headlines, wring them out like a wet rag, and show you the stains underneath. The politicians, the profiteers, the holy men with dirty hands—they all end up here, dangling in our little gallery of absurdity.

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Welcome back to The Cary Harrison Files—your weekly safari into the madhouse we call civilization. This is where the myths go to die, the spin doctors get their licenses revoked, and the high priests of nonsense are dragged blinking into the light.

For many of you it will be the first time you’ve heard the voices of the actual Japan

bombardiers plus the creators of the bombs, themselves. These are the parts left out by the Oppenheim...

Welcome back to The Cary Harrison Files, where reason’s still in hiding and truth’s been subpoenaed so many times it now answers to an alias. Today’s episode: a crime so vast, so bureaucratically polite, that it almost passes as democracy.

You’re told Washington “won.” Not because of a shining beacon of support from the citizenry, but because millions of ballots—legal, living, breathing, voting human ballots—were tossed in the elect...

Today, we ask the question: What does it take to make the Cult of Washington finally eat its own? Turns out, it might just be a name scratched onto a flight log bound for Epstein Island. Now, before you start thinking this is just another case of elite rot—and it is—let’s remember the foundation. Russiagate. The original Cold War cosplay revival. A slow-motion car crash in which Russian oligarchs, kompromat artists, and wannabe Bon...

My family arrived (Mayflower crashed into Cape Cod in 1620 - mother’s side) and settled on my father’s side - Maryland 1645. Subjects of the king; property of the Crown – but here to help develop and colonize for mother England. My ancestors were among the first families, signatories of the Mayflower Compact, and later framers of the constitution. But many myths have been taught to all of us about the curious witch’s brew that late...

CARY HARRISON: So here we are again!Last week, the DNC was forced to hold their first executive meeting in 5 months. You'd think they’d rally the troops, storm the gates, do something. But instead? Three hours of absolutely nothing—live from a beige room in Little Rock, Arkansas. BUT WHY? There's a reason they do nothing, have done nothing and are not seemingly planning on doing anything. It makes sense now, but it's not what you...

The recent fires and now military presence in Los Angeles, I now volunteer on our 212,000 Watt public radio station. Defunding, marines, wildfires… and here we are. I thank you for your direct support on this platform!

CARY HARRISON: So here we are again!On this anniversary of D-Day, we see a very different Democratic Party than the one that launched us into victory over the Nazis, many years ago. Picture it: This time, our own nat...

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CARY HARRISON: So here we are again!Apparently, women now trust bears more than men in the woods. Yes—actual apex predators are beating American males in the approachability Olympics. Why? Because bears don’t mansplain. They don’t run podcasts. And they sure as hell don’t send 3 a.m. “u up?” texts. This week’s mo...

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CARY HARRISON: So here we are again!Another fine morning in the land of the free—and by “free,” I mean surveilled, manipulated, and politely asked to applaud while Congress rolls out the velvet carpet for the next all-American power grab.

They’re calling it H.R.1. But around here, we call it what it is: the “One Beautiful Bill....

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CARY HARRISON: Well, here we are again, teetering on the jagged edge of progress like a drunk tightrope walker over a canyon full of terms and conditions. This is a special edition of the Cary Harrison File, still broadcasting from inside the belly of the algorithmic beast, armed with a microphone, a moral hangover, and just e...

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The Cary Harrison Files’ Unzipped:

Welcome back to the only program brave enough to stare into the gaping mouth of modern society and say, “Is that breath or just moral rot?”

You’re listening to Unzipped’s Half the Effort, Twice the Nerve—the broadcast equivalent of a polite middle finger. Because these days, being helpful gets...