Real men can pitch tents in the blink of an eye. Real listeners will know when we’re threatening to zap men to the Frontier, steering a boat, deploying pipe organs in a fetid swamp, avoiding poisonous wa-wa, guessing dragon colors, regretting infernal curiosity, performing a sexual attack, promising not to use magic for evil, wondering if Phacia is real, feeling meat pass fresh lips, leaving to pursue a music career, blowing on my nevermind, bumpin’ uglies, predicting a fortune in the past, and using practical magic. I’ll never shut my cake hole.
00:00:00 Intro
00:03:21 Guy and Boat
00:07:54 Lann Island
00:18:30 Zoc
00:31:25 Phacia?
00:36:05 Lann Debrief
00:42:22 Meribia Check In
00:43:08 Althena’s Shrine Check In
00:44:06 Vane
00:47:39 Magic Guild
00:54:42 Harmony Tea Time
01:01:00 Real Net
01:07:24 Outro
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