Review Everything
Join Ashton Macaulay and Conor from work as they explore the limitless expanse of objects in the known universe and apply numerical values to them. How does an unopened BluRay of Big Trouble in Little China compare to the concept of your first schoolyard beat down? You'll have to listen to find out. Every episode, we rank four items and then find where we identify on a spectrum between them. It's mindfulness, it's comedy, it's self aggrandizing, it's everything you want in a podcast.
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This week, we're looking at "Things that monetized us." We dive into the complexities of managing a 40-person World of Warcraft raid, the insanity of the gaming industry layoffs, and how fruity drinks in fun containers have cost us too much money. This is Review Everything, the podcast where we put mother nature in its place by ranking everything on a 10-point scale. đ Explore the official ranking spreadsheet:https:/...
In this episode, we talk about:đ¶ïž Spicy food challenges and gastrointestinal betrayalđ„ Fiery meals in Africa and at Courtside Thai𧻠HemorrhoidsđĄ The Bloominâ Onion as an energy source (yes, really)đ Ashtonâs book getting picked up by REAL bookstoresThis is Review Everything, the podcast where we put mother nature in its place by ranking everything on a 10-point scale. đ Explore the official ranking spreadsheet:https://docs.go...
Weâre back with a bonus episode where things get extra weird on the road.
This week:
đ Ashton's "wife" stops by and is a bit more puppety than expected
đ» We finalize our rankings for Enchanted Forest and Alice Isn't Dead
đŻ And we make a surprise stop at Shipwreck Beads, Washington's most mysterious bead surplus store.
Come for the puppets. Stay for the chaos.
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This episode of Review Everything is all about "ThingsI found on road trips." We've got mysterious towns that have been on fire for fifty years, a small theme park on the side of the road in Oregon, and a lot more. If you like the show, subscribe and share us with your friends!
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This week on Review Everything the guys are diving into things that eat time. No, we're not talking about the langoliers, this is high level metaphorical stuff. Want to hear about Ashton's ADHD delusions about time traveling grannies trying to end his life or Conor's sleep habit of watching squeeze cave YouTube videos? Get listening already!---đ View the official ranking spreadsheetđ Pre-order Ashtonâs new bookđ§ List...
This week, Conor and Ashton are exploring 'Things we found on the internet'. Find out why someone thought it was a good idea to go over Niagara Falls with an anvil attached to them. Learn the history of the internet's first time traveler, John Titor, and much more. ---đ View the official ranking spreadsheetđ Pre-order Ashtonâs new bookđ§ Listen to Ashtonâs audiobooks on Spotify
This week on Review Everything, Conor and Ashton are rating 'Things that are insufferable'. It's an episode of lows and - well mostly lows - but it's comedic gold. Take a journey with us to the bowels of the USB consortium, the fetid catacombs of LinkedIn, and so much more.Tell us what weird dream YOUâd rank in the comments.Weâre figuring it out as we goâgive us 100 episodes to find our spice.---đ View the official...
In our first ever bonus episode, we find out if Ashton survived his 'harrowing' flights to and from Chicago. If he does, the podcast will have its first ever 10! The stakes have never been higher. Join us for this special episode, like, subscribe, and smash every button in town, because it's about to get numeric up in this business. You can find full episodes of Review Everything wherever you get your podcasts. You can find Ashton'...
This week, it's the incredibly exciting category of 'Things That Are Round'. Despite the mundane nature, this might actually be one of our most exciting categories yet. Death bets are made, undead pirates are discussed, this is Review Everything at its finest.
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This week, we're headed into the shadow realm of dreams! It gets weird, it gets wild, and it sure as hell gets numeric.
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Welcome back to Review Everything, the show where two "experts" put the world's nonsense to the numeric test. This week, we're ranking objects, concepts, and generally things that we found in our yard. We have schoolYARD ass beatings, Frank the Potato, and a lot more!đ View the official ranking spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Z0VWjK6tfBt7Y9I9sA9DD915ri6spl_FeIbwz6VrUvI/edit?usp=sharingđ Pre-order Ashtonâs new ...
This week on Review Everything, we're putting numeric values to objects we found in our house. From ancient plans buried in Ashton's basement to dogs full of danger and moments of pleasure, this episode really runs the gamut.
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Pre-order Ashton's new book here: â https://linktr.ee/MacAshtonâ
Listen to Ashton's audiobooks â on Spotifyâ .
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