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It's the most tenderloin of gummies.

This week we got some delectable internet reviews for the album Frizzle Fry by the very bassy Primus, Scooby Doo fruit snacks, a Valvoline Instant Oil Change in Tacoma, and those silly Magic Eye books. For the segment, we take the gloves off and do some Bareknuckle Letterboxding with a deep dive into the live action Snow White. You'll be reaching in the box for another pack after this one...

It doesn't get much greener than this! And that's the terrifying part.

We do have internet reviews for clover-moss type chlorophyll supplements, saw palmetto extracts to mainline, Downer's Grove South high school, enjoying the soap opera for old men that is American Chopper, and partying with the Kids Next Door. For the segment, we see if it's a good idea to put Doom on your phone. Oh good green golly!

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Like watermelon leaking onto the other fruit, or a sucker left on the carpet, this episode will stick with you.

We have internet reviews for a presence in Steven's Restaurant, the possibilities of english muffins, kind of a review for the Temu app, Fantastic Four comics, and getting wild off turmeric supplements. For the segment, we dive into the slightly less sticky Pages of Peterman. Keep it sticky, ickies.

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Get lost in the ocean, under waves of cotton. Even though it’s summer, I know you’re getting those chilly willys at night, so let this Review Party soothe those bones.

We got internet reviews for getting jokey at Dave and Busters, being afraid of ‘Harley Quinn: Fartacular’, ‘Shadowhunters’ on Netflix, and reducing power on the Chevy Malibu. For the segment, we leave no business unfinished and deep dive into the Craigslist swamps.

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Doesn't matter if your water bed is in a race car frame or not, that suckers liable to pop at anytime.

This week we wrangled some reviews for pre-toejammed high heals, protein-infused knock-off pop-tarts, gel-cooled aftermarket gamer headphone earmuffs, and a couple of rateyourmusic reviews featuring The Offspring and Bloodhound Gang. For the segment, a maximum amoutn of reviews for Pepto Bismal gets us pumped up. No jumping on ...

Whoa whoa whoa, has disaster struck? Is your life a train wreck?

Well all aboard this very special episode of Review Party Dot Com, where we're drilling through reviews of the finest espadrilles, whipped cream sunscreen, a backpack exclusively for GIRLS (and Easter), and to brighten things up, our favorite anime of all time (and also the greatest). This segment packs a punch too, as we bite into a bushel of apple rankings!

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Royal my flush and call me Jack 'cause this one's a doozie. Doosey? Doosie. I think I got it right the first time.

This week we have reviews for hosing down the bros at Nearly New Auto & Truck, purchasing Hershey's kisses, the 1up Pacman Arcade thing, absolutely Absolute Wonder Woman, and getting real sporty at Sports Clips. For the segment, we deep dive into Arthur's Valentine by Marc Brown for My Precious Max. ...

I'm scared of being scared.

This week we have internet reviews for a possibly horrible dentist in Louisiana, preworkout with a fun flavor, pressure cookers and all the things you shouldn't put in them, Joe's Hardware in Chicago, and an Indiana Jones themed Escape Room. For the segment, we take a deep dive in the strangely sometimes ubiquitous RC Cola. Ahhhh!

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This one comes with a lot of epiphanies, but not all of them are good.

We have got some brain busting internet reviews for Hindquarter in Kansas, the (newest version) Amazon Fire Stick, a folding message table that really gets around, zbiotics probiotic REALLYbiotic drinks, Big Chicken Town in Vancouver, and The Suds Hut in Montana. For the segment, we look at some momento mori-views for the late Jimmy Carter. He was on TV sometim...

We aren't leaving the first beautiful month of 2025 without a charming look back at what was. This great hit collection covers episode 57 to 78, which you could look at as the first quarter of the second year of Review Party Dot Com! It's amazing we can even speak in such terms. So, we hope you enjoy this fine presentation of goofs, bits, and as always, internet reviews!

From Episode 57, a review of Green Gobbler pipe cleaner, fr...

You know when you go to the good butcher? Get the good meat? The good cuts? That’s this episode.

We got internet reviews for a fancy beach shirt, Gallagher's Pizza in Green Bay, Megan's Snoball Stand in Louisiana, Tina's Sweet Bake Shop in Cleveland, and The Citadel Theater in Illinois. You could say we're on location! And for the segment, we dive into some unfinished business over on Craigslist. Meaty.

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These sausages aren't easy to wrangle, sometimes you just have to knuckle up and get a good grip on there.

This week we have internet reviews for cardboard building blocks, the original Popeye cartoon short, Cinderheart Gaming in Oak Brook, Illinois, Elvis by Elvis Presly, and Gate's Barbeque in Kansas City. For the segment, we do a little internet review trivia. Can you knuckle-puck a sausage patty?

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It is once again time to celebrate Chris-mas down here at Review Party. Strap into the sleigh and grab your favorite dreidel because it gets real crazy.

Featured are lovely holiday-adjacent internet reviews for elf dolls, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964), Friends with Benefits (2011), Victoria 3 on Steam, and new-age Tickle me Elmo. For the segment, we take a look at the history of Hallmark holiday cards. Ho ho ho and all that...

When you want something done, sometimes you just have to heave and ho it. There's no way around that!

This week we got some internet reviews for a mysterious double handled object, candied yam recipes, the longevity and prosperity of seamonkeys, and fancy Ghirardelli hot cocoa. For the segment, we once again get knee deep in internet sewage over on Craigslist's Missed Connections section. Heave-ho me outta here!!!

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