Review Party Dot Com
Every week, Brent and Matt peruse reviews from across the internet, on everything from products and services, to hotels and restaurants, found everywhere from Amazon to Google to Yelp. Then they explore the ridiculous realities of those reviewers, explaining the inexplicable and finding the insane in that mundane task of writing an internet review. These two plus you makes it a party; will you join? New episodes coming your way every TuesdayReviewsday! Jump in on any episode that strikes your fancy!
Episodes
Imagine, infinite and on-demand pizza. Just need to buy marinara and cheese cartridges from Chuck E Cheese Maxazon Emporium™!
This week we got some internet reviews for becoming a youth pastor with Karate Kid, getting slushed at 7/11, keyboarding maxing with a Steel Series, some crispy Garnier Fructis shampoo, and partaking in rare delights at the Northside Bakery. For the segment, we question the target audience of overpriced cloth...
There's an island out there full of babes just for you, man. You just have to imagine it as hard as you can. The babes are waiting for you.
This week we have internet reviews for khaki shorts at Kohl's return counter, going beyond the pale with Bro Glo sunless tan, giving toddlers "explosive" preworkout, and a wannabe shifter romance novel. For the segment, we take a new trivia game for a spin featuring some weird reviews, come gues...
If the labor laws loosened, those McDoubles would be coming out mighty fast, is all I'm sayin',
This week we have some sick little internet reviews for an allegedly special ice maker, seeing Batman Villains in reality TV's "Beyond Scared Straight", those fancy electric water guns, going on a thirst-quenching warpath with Liquid Death tea flavors, and a bubble "bazooka". For the segment, we take a (Upo...
Gee Bill! How come your mom lets you eat two wieners?
This week we have some hot internet reviews for nasty little plastic water bottles, dangerously advancing temporary tattoo technology, throwing bricks at kiddie pools, an ugly and expensive but wonderful Stitch toy, and the dark implications of having a pet pig on a leash. For the segment, we once again are diving butt-first into the internet swamp (so you don't have ...
Man the orange juice cannons, you're going to need some extra vitamin C after this one.
We have internet reviews for black licorice twizzlers, My Chemical Romance's The Black Parade, a Tony Hawk skateboard, and 'Pitch Black'. For the segment, we take a look at a pile of Steam Reviews for arguably a video game 'Black Screen'. Hit the deck!
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When life gives you dirt, put it in some lemonade, drink it up mm yum yum good mmmmm yum I am powerful and full of minerals now.
This week on big episode 250 we have internet reviews for Banjo Kazooie AND Banjo Kazooie: Nut and Bolts, a Disney World-esque trip to the Wisconsin Grocery king Woodman's, getting dragged into the darkness by your track meet warmup running parachute, and some divisive workout powder. For the segment, we m...
Call me peanut 'cause I'm about to oil.
This week we got some hot and spicy internet reviews for a Piggly Wiggly in Talladega, bursting bully sticks dog treats, big ol' Tiger Tail massage rollers, a novel called 'Heartwood', sucking up some Taco Johns, and getting nerdy with 'Gachiakuta'. For the segment, we look at a whole pile of reviews for the game Squirrel with a Gun! Pass me a napkin.
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It's the most tenderloin of gummies.
This week we got some delectable internet reviews for the album Frizzle Fry by the very bassy Primus, Scooby Doo fruit snacks, a Valvoline Instant Oil Change in Tacoma, and those silly Magic Eye books. For the segment, we take the gloves off and do some Bareknuckle Letterboxding with a deep dive into the live action Snow White. You'll be reaching in the box for another pack after this one...
It doesn't get much greener than this! And that's the terrifying part.
We do have internet reviews for clover-moss type chlorophyll supplements, saw palmetto extracts to mainline, Downer's Grove South high school, enjoying the soap opera for old men that is American Chopper, and partying with the Kids Next Door. For the segment, we see if it's a good idea to put Doom on your phone. Oh good green golly!
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Like watermelon leaking onto the other fruit, or a sucker left on the carpet, this episode will stick with you.
We have internet reviews for a presence in Steven's Restaurant, the possibilities of english muffins, kind of a review for the Temu app, Fantastic Four comics, and getting wild off turmeric supplements. For the segment, we dive into the slightly less sticky Pages of Peterman. Keep it sticky, ickies.
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Get lost in the ocean, under waves of cotton. Even though it’s summer, I know you’re getting those chilly willys at night, so let this Review Party soothe those bones.
We got internet reviews for getting jokey at Dave and Busters, being afraid of ‘Harley Quinn: Fartacular’, ‘Shadowhunters’ on Netflix, and reducing power on the Chevy Malibu. For the segment, we leave no business unfinished and deep dive into the Craigslist swamps.
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This episode really brings the whole room together!
We've got internet reviews for TV mounts, Wild Things Fur hat store, mushroom-shaped epoxy molds, 'Bug Wars', and the Trap Museum. For the segment, we get some a round of pretty unreasonable reviews from Amazon reviewer Reasonable Person. So wipe off your shoes and have a sit!
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Doesn't matter if your water bed is in a race car frame or not, that suckers liable to pop at anytime.
This week we wrangled some reviews for pre-toejammed high heals, protein-infused knock-off pop-tarts, gel-cooled aftermarket gamer headphone earmuffs, and a couple of rateyourmusic reviews featuring The Offspring and Bloodhound Gang. For the segment, a maximum amoutn of reviews for Pepto Bismal gets us pumped up. No jumping on ...
Whoa whoa whoa, has disaster struck? Is your life a train wreck?
Well all aboard this very special episode of Review Party Dot Com, where we're drilling through reviews of the finest espadrilles, whipped cream sunscreen, a backpack exclusively for GIRLS (and Easter), and to brighten things up, our favorite anime of all time (and also the greatest). This segment packs a punch too, as we bite into a bushel of apple rankings!
Fix your ...
This week we're treating you to some of the tastiest bits from episodes 80-89. We're talking LED lights and DJ Real Baby, a not so handy pizza cutter, the soy sweats and a solid dude, air and souls in cans, deeeeep cleanses, bum bum cream, and getting your kid to go to sleep.
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The results are in, and with the biggest upset of all time, it turns out Subaru knows how to make vehicles!
We have some reviews for The Chocolate Touch by Patrick Skene Catling, the Subaru Baja for the subie boys, Starved Rock State Park, and a Petco cat tree. For the segment, we read some lovely Sims patch notes. Zoom, zoom, zoom.
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Royal my flush and call me Jack 'cause this one's a doozie. Doosey? Doosie. I think I got it right the first time.
This week we have reviews for hosing down the bros at Nearly New Auto & Truck, purchasing Hershey's kisses, the 1up Pacman Arcade thing, absolutely Absolute Wonder Woman, and getting real sporty at Sports Clips. For the segment, we deep dive into Arthur's Valentine by Marc Brown for My Precious Max. ...
I'm scared of being scared.
This week we have internet reviews for a possibly horrible dentist in Louisiana, preworkout with a fun flavor, pressure cookers and all the things you shouldn't put in them, Joe's Hardware in Chicago, and an Indiana Jones themed Escape Room. For the segment, we take a deep dive in the strangely sometimes ubiquitous RC Cola. Ahhhh!
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Lasagna will never the same again.
This week we have internet reviews for fantastical light bulbs, L-tryptophan supplements, Passengers (2016), Miss Congeniality (2000), the new Iron Man comic (2024), and the world's largest Superman statue. For our segment, we say Thanks, Abby! with some readings from Dear Abby. You're going to love Mondays.
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This one comes with a lot of epiphanies, but not all of them are good.
We have got some brain busting internet reviews for Hindquarter in Kansas, the (newest version) Amazon Fire Stick, a folding message table that really gets around, zbiotics probiotic REALLYbiotic drinks, Big Chicken Town in Vancouver, and The Suds Hut in Montana. For the segment, we look at some momento mori-views for the late Jimmy Carter. He was on TV sometim...
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