Review Party Dot Com
Every week, Brent and Matt peruse reviews from across the internet, on everything from products and services, to hotels and restaurants, found everywhere from Amazon to Google to Yelp. Then they explore the ridiculous realities of those reviewers, explaining the inexplicable and finding the insane in that mundane task of writing an internet review. These two plus you makes it a party; will you join? New episodes coming your way every TuesdayReviewsday! Jump in on any episode that strikes your fancy!
Episodes
Probiotic and cultured and soured; now that's a cream.
This week's episode is jam packed with internet reviews for getting the big orange soda at the AMC movie theater, organic sour cream powder, The Grinch (2018) annnnd How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), DC comics Starship Godzilla, Zatannic Panic, and The Boy Wonder, and offering some earthiness with canned pumpkin pie filling. For the segment, we hit up Craigslist...
This episode is dedicated to the scumbags and posers who didn't stand by the party when the chips were down...
This week we have internet reviews for a dad mug, Balanced Rock hiking area, Girls Girls Girls by Motley Crue, 'The Grinch' (2000), and were biker smut 'Blood and Whiskey'. For the segment, we take a trip to the Pages of Peterman for some classic clothing product listings. Class episode!
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I made a popsicle stick house!
Wonderful internet reviews for wonderful El Yucateco hot sauce, experiencing a selenite crystal digging area, sidewalk chalk, Predator: Badlands, and The Adventures of Captain Underpants. Pull my finger.
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Pick up enough chicks and you can move up to heavier things, like chickens.
This week we have internet reviews for Pizza One in Vancouver, Womb dance club in Tokyo, a fancy shingle cutter, a biker gang romance novel, and the Sequoia 9 movie theater in Kansas. For the segment we deep dive into Brach's turkey dinner candy corn on It Came From the Internet! It's that easy, folks.
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You don't want to solve for this Y, Junior. Not on a full stomach, anyway.
We have a lovely set of internet reviews this week, including (but not limited to) Fruit Pebble flavored Sparking Water from Liquid Death, fake mustaches' ability to absorb pacific northwestern goo, being a true human being in 'Wreck It Ralph', and a banana-based health supplement. We also do a deep dive into the late Ace Frehley's concert...
Let them listen to podcasts!
This week we have internet reviews for chilling in the time tube with a travel neck pillow, Oz Park in Chicago's alleged rats, hemorrhaging money with the Silent Hill movie, going for a Superman aesthetic with a muscle-themed coffee mug, and supporting our locals at Scrims' Esports Center. For the segment, we hit a Review Redux with Dark Lord Mark. It's all very grand.
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Happy Ghoulsday Reviewlsday!
The boys are back with another spooky installment of grimy, Halloweentimey reviews, like for flesh-toned barefeet slippers and the fits they help you get, the faded lore of The Grudge franchise, caskets that smell pretty okay I guess, a book of Poe (but not Poe's words), and a wide-eyed, chainsaw wielding scarer. We dive deep into history for some classic reviews of The Mummy (1932) and make sure...
Episode go funny.
Internet reviews for a horse made of legos, aha! the Halo tv show, tacky applications of bedazzling gems, great things in Downtown Abbey: The Grand Finale, and the gift of Count Chocula. For the segment, we explore clickbait new article titles in It Came From The Internet!. Number stay up.
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Goonies never say goodbye to their baby faces!
This week we've got a real treasure of reviews for you. Recipe books and people being rude to Rudy, TV doctors and tasty chili. And a whole bushel of apple rankings to set your phaser to fall.
Pinch a pudgy cheek and join us this week!
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I can't help but think a little doggy would like The Ramones.
We have a batch of internet reviews for putting pepperoni in a pudgy pie maker, being outdoorsy boys with a spiked pet vest, and swearing and spending money with The Catcher in The Rye by JD Salinger. For the segment, we say Thanks, Abby with some Dear Abby readings. Woof!
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The story of how Howie Mandel, how he man-fell...
We cover internet reviews for using car cleaning goo with Virgil, avoiding plumes of noxious fumes with bamboo toilet paper, cataloguing personal missteps at Howie's Pizza, throwing burgers at McDonald's in Yakima, and C O M E D Y with 'Night Patrol' (1984). For the segment, we have a smattering of letterboxd reviews for The Long Walk (2025) on Bareknuckle Letterboxdi...
GET DOWN MR. (stinky) PRESIDENT!!!
This week we have internet reviews a manly loofa, the secret to eternal youth: urea cream, crashing through dimensions at Panera Bread, doing bad things to a Hello Kitty mug, and having canoli coffee flavoring with some Lil' Joe Pescis. For the segment, we max out on some reviews for witchcraft and spell casting listings on Etsy. Not only did it block the bullet, but it also scrubbed my neck, ...
Deep down in the tank, there it is: your old juice... This stuff is potent, high octane, stinky, old!
For reviews this week we have the fluid dynamics of scent with 'bald butter' lotion, a deckle-edged leather-bound notebook, and getting together with the whole goofy gang at Gresham's Cinema and Wunderland. For the segment, we have a whole gaggle of weird movie reviews as we take a look back at a new favorite on Reviewer Redux. Oh y...
Sometimes you meet a nephew and you feel the unc energy surge within.
This week we have internet reviews for human experiences in 'Flight From Hell', becoming as small and malnourished as possible with 'Seabiscuit' (2003), having a smile and a chat at a Illinois Jewel-Osco grocery, and avoiding the proverbial marble via a Burger King gift card. For the segment, we dive head first into Caeoh's Goob Lagoon in It Came From The Internet...
She just got special inputted to another dimension, one where your abdomen hurts a lot.
This week we have reviews for barrels of Fla-vor-ice popsicles, doing mental math mind games with sugar free Jelly Belly's, sipping my choccy milk with Hershey syrup, escaping the purgatory that is an Illinois highway oasis in Tessa Kane's 'Lone Wolf', and *gunshot noise* Dead or Alive 3 for Xbox. For the segment, we take a look a...
Prepare to get your funny bone clobbered!
This week we're dishing out reviews for sea dragons (sea monkeys' sickest rebrand yet), the Kentucky Fried Movie (for the real perverts in the crowd), the not so Fantastic Four cartoon, the effects of ginseng and herbal cigarettes, and a taste of what Sheryl Crow does to your brain, your life, your id. Now where's that funny bone, I said it's slobbering time!
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Spool up that twin turbo and drop the clutch, we're reading things on the internet!
We've got them nitro-blasted internet reviews for the lovely la gon ma, smelling salts and their various techniques, confidence and male hair sculpting putty, Alien (1979), and becoming an enlightened bald with a head razor. For the segment, we say Thanks, Abby with some readings of Dear, Abby. Vrooms and zooms, people!
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Free podcast episode, who would have thought? This episode covers episodes 81 through 92, and I dare say it's got plenty of lovey little reviews.
From episode 81, we compare Fair Trade coffee to poop. From episode 86, we're screaming at a review for moisturizing socks. From episode 90, we're talking about Saving Private Ryan without the war: A Walk to Remember. Then we're getting a little color at King's Fish Hou...
If you're not napping from 1:30pm-4:00pm daily, then its curtains I'm afraid.
This week's episode has wonderful internet reviews for protein obsessed-people and their microwaveable pork rinds, holding lightning with Disney's Hercules (1997), honey stinger energy waffles (to offset a goo dependency), the implication of piss in Dumb and Dumber (1994), and a nasty bag of onions ordered off of Amazon. For the segment, we...
Its spicy, but its sweet, too.
Internet reviews for Sour Strips candy, being bewildered with 'Surf Ninjas', going fast with 'Redline', and 'Falcon: Destiney's Enforcers' by April D Berry. For the segment, we play a little Five Star Review: The Game! Hot, hot!
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