Review That Review with Chelsey and Trey

The Queens take flight with a shockingly delightful 5 Star Amazon Review of the Mafiti Electrified Fly Swatter. Chelsey is buzzing with excitement (and just a little bit of moral conflict) over a product designed to literally zap flies into oblivion. Trey shares a deep-seated kvetch about people who face the wrong way in public spaces—elevators, theaters, treadmills... it's a directional disaster.

But it's Linda, the reviewer, who s...

The Queens are back for Part 2 of this Versus Episode, where things get spicy as they review a 1 Star Amazon Review of the Stanley Cup. Chelsey’s reviewer might be mad at Target, delivery drivers, or Stanley itself—we're honestly not sure—but the drama is real and the emotional damage is done. 😤

Before diving into the chaos, the Queens kick things off with a dramatic round of Meryl-Go-Round, transforming petty 1 Star zingers into t...

In this Versus Episode, the Queens are taking a sip from the viral tumbler that’s flooded TikTok feeds everywhere: the Stanley Cup. Kicking off the Review Spectrum Comparison: a glowing 5 Star Amazon Review that includes a birthday gift, a dad on a mission, and a level of review detail that borders on forensic investigation. 🔎

Trey brings the heat with Duct Tape Yeti the Elusive One, who not only ...

Crocs… but make them fashion?

The Queens are elevating their footwear game in Episode 201 with a jaw-dropping 5 Star Zappos Review of the infamous Siren Clogs by Crocs — a high-heeled Croc hybrid that defies fashion logic and maybe physics. 💅

Chelsey kicks things off with a deeply relatable kvetch about late-night cooking injuries while preparing homemade meals for Goldie (who had a vet-ordered stomach...

200 EPISODES, BABY! 🎊 In this milestone celebration, the Queens pop some bubbly, reflect on their wildest podcast memories, and dive into the most legendary Amazon review of all time: the iconic 5 Star tale of the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer.

Chelsey pulls out all the stops with this comedic cult classic review by “Wham,” a decade-old epic filled with banana slicing, boomerang chaos, and accidental eunuchs. Is this the funniest revie...

Can a $16 voodoo doll really change your fate—or is it just a cute piece of cloth? In this mystical and hilarious episode, Trey and Chelsey unpack a 1 Star Etsy review of a handmade voodoo doll from the shop LunaZingara. With mysterious intentions, spiritual consequences, and a seller reply that pulls no punches, this episode dives headfirst into the metaphysical (and the ridiculous).

Chelsey battles earworm-induced nightmares while...

The Queens are tackling the ultimate moving dilemma in this Versus Episode, where they review both a 1 Star and 5 Star take on Royal Moving & Storage. Are they a reliable, professional moving company, or a red-flag-filled nightmare? Chelsey and Trey are here to break it all down!

In Part 2, Trey presents a 1 Star Review from Samira A., whose experience with Royal Moving & Storage took a dark turn. After writing a glowing 5 S...

The Queens are tackling the ultimate moving dilemma in this Versus Episode, where they review both a 1 Star and 5 Star take on Royal Moving & Storage. Are they a reliable, professional moving company, or a red-flag-filled nightmare? Chelsey and Trey are here to break it all down!

In Part 1, Chelsey presents a 5 Star Review from TL, a stressed-out office tenant who needed to move a decade’s worth of belongings in just one week! B...

Palm trees, sunshine, and… LIES?! This week, the Queens head to Palm Springs for a 2 Star Review of Triada Palm Springs Autograph Collection that is long on mystery and short on details. Carrie C. has stayed here six times, but a shocking betrayal has her vowing never to return. What could it be? What is the truth? And most importantly—WHY WON’T SHE TELL US?!

Trey and Chelsey break down this maddeningly vague review, try to decode t...

Episode 196: Dog Wigs - TikTok Review 🐶🎀

Who let the wigs out?! This week, the Review Queens dive into the fabulous and furry world of dog wigs, thanks to a viral TikTok review by Honestly Bridget. From pink curls to chic bobs, these hilarious canine accessories leave Chelsey and Trey barking with laughter as they evaluate practicality, style, and sheer entertainment value. Spoiler alert: there’s a 1,000 out of 10 rating involved!

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Episode 195: Chiropractor - 1 Star Review 🩺🤣

The Queens take on a scathing 1 Star Google review of Rougani Family Chiropractic. While the chiropractor is described as “life-changing,” it’s the receptionist, Marianne, who takes center stage as the target of this fiery review. Chelsey and Trey dive into the drama, debating whether poor customer service can ruin a stellar medical experience. Prepare for laughs, debates, and some shoc...

The Queens are putting love to the test in this Versus Episode, where they review both a 1 Star and 5 Star take on speed dating. Is NY Minute Dating a scam filled with actors pretending to be singles, or is it a real-life love connection waiting to happen?

In Part 2, Trey presents a 5 Star Review from Elizabeth C., who swears she met her fiancé at one of these speed dating events. 💍 But is this a true modern romance—or just a suspi...

The Queens are putting love to the test in this Versus Episode, where they review both a 1 Star and 5 Star take on speed dating. Is NY Minute Dating a scam filled with actors pretending to be singles, or is it a real-life love connection waiting to happen?

In Part 1, Chelsey presents a 1 Star Review that exposes NY Minute Dating’s alleged stand-in speed daters, fake matches, and secret staff participants. Is this reviewer onto somet...

In this terrifying episode, Trey and Chelsey dive into a 1 Star review of a Halloween Grandpa Mask from Temu. With misleading images, bizarre claims, and a final product that looks more like “roadkill than realism,” this review has the Queens howling. Complete with multimedia content, Trey even tests the mask live on camera—proving that sometimes, you get what you pay for.

Episode Highlights:

• (00:01:02) Lodge A Complaint: Chelsey...

Episode 192: Skims Micro Bikini - TikTok Review 👙🤣

The Queens take a deep dive into a viral TikTok review that left everyone laughing—and questioning. Chelsey and Trey review a 1 Star take on the infamous Skims Fits Everybody Micro Bikini. Is this “tortilla chip-sized” swimwear really for everybody? Terry, the hilarious TikTok reviewer, puts the bikini to the test with a live unboxing and her signature march test. Spoiler alert: I...

Episode 187: Chocolate Shoppe - 2 Star Review 🍫🧐

The Queens dive into a sweet and sour Yelp review of a local chocolatier! 🍫 This 2-Star Review sparks a heated debate: Can great chocolate make up for terrible customer service? 🤔

Episode Highlights:

• (00:04:21) Chelsey’s Complaint: "I love you, but..." Why we hate hearing those four words. 😬
• (00:04:49) Chocolate Shop Review: A Yelp review of a chocolatier with delicious chocolat...

Episode 190 (Part 2): Versus Episode - YouTube App Reviews 🎥✨

In Part 2 of this Versus Episode, Trey and Chelsey tackle the 1 Star side of YouTube app reviews! A scathing critique from Nate Click takes the Queens on a rollercoaster of ads, algorithms, and unhinged updates. Will this review's "I'm out" energy hold up, or does Nate protest too much? It’s a hilarious and revealing showdown you won’t want to miss!

Timestamps:

• (00:00:...

Episode 190 (Part 1): Versus Episode - YouTube Reviews 🎥✨

The Review Queens are back with a bang in this exciting Versus Episode! Trey and Chelsey go head-to-head for the first half of their epic review battle, featuring a 5 Star and a 1 Star Review of the YouTube app. What starts as a hilarious deep dive into YouTube history turns into an emotional rollercoaster of gratitude, kvetching, and more. 💻⭐💥

Timestamps:

• (00:00:35) Int...

This week, the Queens dive into a hilariously cheesy 2 Star Review of an 11-pound “wheel” of cheese from Amazon. When is a wheel not a wheel? When it’s an oval! Trey and Chelsey dissect the outrageous claims of one disappointed cheese enthusiast.

Episode Highlights:

• (00:07:00) Review: A cheese rolling competition disaster!
• (00:17:07) Crowning the Review
• (00:23:14) Royal Highness Induction: Trey crowns “Hiring a Professional” as his...