Rating & reviewing the wildest reviews to hit the internet from Yelp, Amazon, TripAdvisor, TheKnot, and more! What 'Siskel & Ebert' did for cinematic masterpieces, Chelsey & Trey do for random online reviews! Hosted by Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald.
The Queens get hairy as they rate and review a ... 5 (??) Star Amazon Review for the Braun Electric Razor For Men, Series 9 Pro. Chelsey comes in hot with some scalding truths about retail holiday pushing and it's time to take a moment and thanks all the blue light blocking that just suddenly started happening. If you think you've met a STAR Reviewer before today's episode, let us set you right!
GOBBLE GOBBLE! The Queens celebrate Thanksgiving with a Listener Submission: rating and reviewing a 5 Star Twitter Review of Brach's Thanksgiving Dinner & Apple Pie & Coffee Candy Corn! Trey needs tags to be in their rightful spots and the Queens get a vocabulary less from Mommy. Don't worry... they will maliciously comply.
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The Queens welcome special Guest of Honor, Joe Kinosian and together they rate and review a painful 1 Star Yelp Review for legendary NYC karaoke bar, Marie’s Crisis! Joe talks composing our theme song, being a ‘multi-AWARD-nominee,’ and the impact of creating musicals in a world where tourists review your show on TripAdvisor!
Queendom Question: Can YOU cry while judging?!
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The Queens rate and review a 5 Star Amazon Review for the cookbook titled, '50 Ways to Eat Cock!'. Trey gets into the nitty gritty of the pains of natural peanut butter stirring and the Queens would like to slap a 'Cock-Pun-Alert' Sticker on this episode, so buckle in! Plus major shout out to all of the Truth Speakers out there!
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The pumpkins are gettin spicy! The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Yelp Review for Blue Mountain Family Restaurant! Chelsey's spine got tingled when she unboxed a Brita filter packaged with styrofoam and needs to lodge a complaint! Now lift your Popsicle and bite right on in, bare teeth!! And get ready to meet Beatrice on her World Tour!
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The Queens get SPOOOOOKY as they rate and review a 2 Star Yelp Review for the Los Angeles Haunted Hayride. Trey has deep disdain for your inauthentic color story and Andy is ready to tell you what is written in your stars!
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AHOY QUEENS! With over 2,000 TripAdvisor Reviews, we're rating & reviewing BOTH a 1 Star and 5 Star for Virgin Voyages Cruise Lines to discover the TRUTH! Who's views win: Shorty or Jasmine?! Plus, when the ants go marching one by one, Chelsey is not shouting hoorah, hoorah! Is Trey too biased to review this topic? What can go wrong in five to seven minutes!?
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The Queens rate and review a 2 Star Amazon Review for the Sony Play Station 5... or the PS5 if ya nasty! Chelsey is a swatting fiend and although it may indicate identity issues, Shoo Fly, don't bother her! Can you see brown? Plus ain't no party like a Queen Violet Party, amiright?!
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The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Trustpilot Review for meal delivery service FACTOR. The Queens consider the pains of sucking and also ponder how special things are if they are on special.
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(01:11) Listener Voicemail!
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The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Rover Review for a Dog Walker submitted by a Listener! Chelsey requests that you just get over it and don't hold onto your Japanese horror films! If you're searching for a Healthy Spot, we've got you covered, Queens!
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(06:39) 1 Star ROVER app Review
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The Queens battle it out in another 1 Star VERSES 5 Star Review Smackdown as they compare opposite ends of the spectrum for VIP LIMO in Chicago! Are you guilty of 'Show & Tell Show Off?' Every story has two sides, but this week we may encounter a story with 48 sides.
Plus, the Queens celebrate 100 AFTER SHOW Episodes. If you’re not a member, then you’re only getting HALF the royalty!!
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The Queens rate and review a 2 Star Yelp Review for the Van Nuys DMV. Trey had travel horror stories before the Queendom experienced technical horror stories. Plus do you need a renovation?
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The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Trustpilot Review for the adult website, PornHub dot com. Chelsey wants punctual captioning and don't even mention off-sync lip-syncing, otherwise the only way to relax would be listening to Elisha Goldstein! (If you want to read along as you listen to our podcast, FULL TRANSCRIPTIONS of EVERY episode are on our website.) BULGER!
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The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Review Yelp Review for the Sepulveda Car Wash in Los Angeles. Trey gets vulnerable again but doesn't want you to know his sleep schedule, and meet Nurse Chelsey! If you're ever being tested, be like a manager at a Walmart! OKAY?!
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The Queens get steamy in another VERSES battle as they compare a 5 Star Yelp Review against a "Not Currently Reccommended" Yelp 1 Star Review for King Spa and Sauna in Illinois! Chelsey likes a click on her pens, thank you very much, and we can't wait for you to find out what treatment is perfect for your frizzy hair!
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The Queens rate and review a 1 Star TripAdvisor Review for Christian Mega Theater, Sight & Sound! Chelsey needs that piggy to ship correctly because she does NOT have time to play Where in the World is Carmen San Diego Infinity Hoop!! How is your roof thatched?! Plus major shot out to John Stessel!
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The Queens rate and review a 4 Star Yelp Review for PacSun. Trey needs you to slow that roll, sir! This is a supermarket!!! A Megan's gotta Meg, ya know what we mean?? Plus Trey gives his tip on the little green flags that separate gyms from being classy or not! Queendom Question: Do you need fireworks and orgasms to give a 5 Star Review?
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The Queens rate and review a 5 Star Amazon Review for La Jolie Muse Gift Candle for Her. Chelsey is not into hocking, especially if it's willy nilly, so fellas, get it together! The Hungry Hungry Hippo Queens of the Review Queendom are ready to munch - feed us! Queedom Question: What does Foo Foo mean to you?
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The Queens welcome Guests of Honor: Mac Mart! Marti and PJ candidly share their first hand experience navigating the world of online reviews as a small business and help the Review Queens rate and review a 1 Star Goodness Review for Lean Cuisine Vermont White Cheddar Mac and Cheese. Will we EVER find Freedom in the Frozen Aisle?!
To hear the Mac Mart Sisters lodge complaints, play the Meryl-Go-Round, AND help Trey and Chelsey rate a...
The Queens rate and review another 1 Star AirBnBHell Review that has everyone wondering who let the dogs out?! Trey has NO time for your leisurely strolling and Chelsey brings up a wonderful hypothesis about the differences in walking culture on the coasts of the United States of America. Are your dogs barkin'?? Plus get ready for those 15 minutes!
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"McCartney: A Life in Lyrics" offers listeners the opportunity to sit in on conversations between Paul McCartney and poet Paul Muldoon dissecting the people, experiences, and art that inspired McCartney’s songwriting. These conversations were held during the past several years as the two collaborated on the best selling book, “The Lyrics: 1965 to Present.” Over two seasons and 24 episodes of “McCartney: A Life in Lyrics”, you’ll hear a combination master class, memoir, and improvised journey with one of the most beloved figures in popular music. Each episode focuses on one song from McCartney’s iconic catalog – spanning early Beatles through his solo work. Season 1 premieres on October 4th. “McCartney: A Life in Lyrics” is a co-production between iHeart Media, MPL and Pushkin Industries. Cover Portrait © 1967 Paul McCartney / Photographer: Linda McCartney
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