July 23, 2025 • 58 mins
What makes the perfect bachelor or bachelorette party? Is it the exotic destination, the outrageous activities, or simply gathering your closest friends for one last pre-wedding celebration? Our panel of diverse guests tackles these questions and more in this entertaining deep dive into pre-wedding festivities.
From the classic Vegas blowout to underrated gems like Bristol, Tennessee, and Erie, Pennsylvania, our guests share candidly about their experiences across the country. But location is just the beginning. We explore the delicate balance between planning an unforgettable celebration and respecting guests' financial limitations, with most agreeing that accessibility should be a priority when choosing destinations.
The conversation takes a fascinating turn when Mister Askew introduces his revolutionary concept: "The Run-up to the Hump" – a summer-long bachelor celebration spanning multiple locations and events. This sparked lively debate about whether bachelor parties should be concentrated experiences or extended celebrations, and how many people constitute the ideal party size.
Perhaps most revealing are the contrasting approaches between bachelor and bachelorette celebrations. As Jordan notes, "Guys can randomly, sporadically do things... but girls, when they go on a trip, they like to have detailed itineraries." This observation resonated with Alyssa, our resident female expert, who confessed planning isn't her strong suit but bringing "the energy" certainly is.
Whether you're planning your own celebration, serving as best man or maid of honor, or simply curious about this pre-wedding ritual, this episode offers invaluable insights, hilarious anecdotes, and a reminder that regardless of destination or activities, it's the people who truly make these celebrations memorable. As one panelist perfectly summarized, "I could go to a dirt mound in my backyard and have fun at a bachelor party with the right people."
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Welcome everybody to another episode of the Ride Home
Rants podcast.
This is, as always, your host,mike Bono.
I have a great and specialepisode for us today.
I have a panel of guests here.
We're going to be talking allthings Bachelor and Bachelor at
parties A little fun way to rollout the summer here, with the
(00:22):
wedding season getting in fullswing.
It seems like here we're goingto let the panel introduce
themselves here.
Guys, I need your name and theanswer to these two questions,
and it is in what decade wereyou born and what is your
favorite way to cook eggs for ameal?
And TJ, we're going to startwith you how we doing TJ.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Lett to cook eggs for a meal.
And TJ we're going to startwith you how we doing TJ Lett.
I was born in the 90s, mid-90sto be exact.
Eggs, so many things you can dowith them, but probably a great
omelet.
So I put it in an omelet andyou can do so many things with
them.
So that's how I would choose ifI had to be down to one way.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I got you there.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Can't go wrong with an omelet, alyssa, we're going
to go to you Alyssa Johnson,born in the early 90s and I
would probably say over medium,so I can put it in a breakfast
sandwich.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
There you go.
Can't go wrong with a good eggsandwich, all right, and next we
got Drew.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Hey guys, drew McLaughlin, I'm also the early
90s and I also like over mediumfor an egg sandwich About the
same.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
All right, and we got the Vampire Coach himself, mr.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
How you doing, mr Askew, aka the Vampire Coach,
how you know, born in the 70s,the 70s, I had to say that these
90s, holy cow Eggs.
Hey man, give me an eggbenedictine.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Egg benedictine.
Alright, can't be mad at it,mister Brandon, let's go to you.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
What's going on, everybody?
My name is Brandon Wiley, I'm alate 80s baby and I like my
eggs scrambled with cheesescrambled with cheese.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
All right, and last but not least, we got Jordan.
What's?
Speaker 7 (02:22):
going on, guys.
Jordan DeMarco I'm a late 90sbaby, not a 2000s.
Late 90s Still counts.
And I like my eggs.
I call it Pittsburgh style, butI like my eggs dippy, dippy
eggs.
I take my toast and dip it inthe yolk.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
That's how I do it.
I'm so glad somebody else callsthem dippy eggs.
Growing up near that area, area, it's always been a dippy egg
for me, um.
But yeah, mike bono, uh, bornin the late 80s as well.
So all you 90s babies can youknow, shut up with your young
age and that, uh, me and mr herebeing the oldest two here, um,
(03:03):
and it's a toss-up with me foreggs.
I do like a good egg sandwich,but Jordan brought back a
nostalgia with the dippy egg.
Can't go wrong with a gooddippy egg, for sure.
But we're not here to talkabout food.
We are here to talk about allthings Bachelor and Bachelorette
parties here.
We have a bunch of questionshere.
Alyssa, we're going to startwith you.
(03:24):
And it is how many bacheloretteparties have you been to being
the only resident female on thepanel today?
We're going to start with you.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
I would say about six .
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Six.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
I was just out one two weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Alright, I didn't think the number was going to be
that high for anybody to behonest with you here.
Uh, so all right, not not a bad.
Uh, turnout jordan.
What about you?
Speaker 7 (03:53):
I'm a two-piece, one for someone else and one for
mine, if that counts.
But I just have like three ofmy best friends get.
They're engaged, so I gotprobably three more in the next
year, which is going to be rough.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, that sounds rough and that close in
proximity.
But, mister, what about you?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
You know what?
I need to repeat that questionone more time.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
How many bachelor parties have you been to?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Three, three.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
All right.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
Brandon, what about you?
Uh, from what I can remember,I've been a lot of weddings and
I've had a lot of bachelorparties, but I'm just gonna I'm
gonna say probably like five orsix okay that I can remember
that's the important part.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
You remember for sure , Drew.
What about you?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
I, yeah I, recently I've been to a lot of them.
I'm probably going to say one,two, five, five.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Okay, and last but not least, dj.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Off the top of my head, outside of mine I've been
to three others, so nothingcrazy actually now that I go
back and think about my longlife yeah, I, uh, I'm with
jordan and that one.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
It's a two-piece, and one of which being my own, uh,
so I don't know if you can countthat.
I'm counting it, uh.
So, um, yeah, I haven't been tobeen to a lot, but still fun
nonetheless.
But, tj, let's stay with you.
And where is the best place youhave gone for one?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Wow, I mean obviously short list.
I'm a local guy, I don't liketraveling too much for too long,
so I'll say mine, because minewas in cleveland so it was a 20
minute drive on a bus, nothingcrazy.
One night came back.
So I'm a local guy.
Um, traveling adds a lot ofexpenses, a lot of unknowns.
(05:55):
So just sticking around soclose, close to home cleveland,
gotcha drew, what about?
Speaker 5 (06:00):
you uh, I gotta say the best one is probably best
place I've been to is probablyChicago.
That was the first and onlytime I've been in there and it
was a freaking blast.
Went to a Cubs game, we did itup, we had a good time.
So that one sticks out on,sticks out my head.
So I'm going to say Chicago.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Okay, brandon, what about you?
Speaker 6 (06:29):
I had one summer where I was from and had a
bachelor party in May and abachelor party in June.
And in May I went to Las Vegas,in June I went to Miami,
florida, and those were thoseare very expensive, fun trips.
Yeah, who would have to say Iwas.
I have to say that I really,really enjoyed Miami.
I'm a I'm a Miami guy.
Culture, food Was like my thing.
I'm not a big gambler.
Vegas was fun, but Miami wasbetter.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I got you that hurt my wallet Just hearing those two
cities and how expensive itprobably was.
For sure, Mr.
What about?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
you, I would say Cincinnati.
The nasty natty Is where I'vebeen, mr.
What about you, I would say inCincinnati, you know, the nasty
natty is where I've been, to amajority of my, maybe a couple
down south somewhere, but Ican't remember.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
But in Cincinnati?
Most definitely Okay.
Speaker 7 (07:26):
Jordan, what about you?
Yeah, so like we were saying,we're in the same boat, with the
two and one being yours.
So I'm partial to mine, I guess.
But I had mine down inTennessee like towards not
Nashville.
Everyone here in Tennesseethinks Nashville.
We didn't go to Nashville, I'mnot doing that.
But we went to Bristol,tennessee, and got a big Airbnb
cabin up in the mountains withlike six or seven dudes and
(07:48):
split it all that way and it waspretty good time up there.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Okay, and Alyssa, what about you?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Yeah, I'll probably steal everybody else and go with
two.
My own was in Charlotte, easyto get to, but I agree with like
the cost is a big thing and theone I was just on was in deep
creek lake okay, yeah, I'm, I'mpartial to mine.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Um, I was in columbus , ohio.
Uh, it's a top golf.
You know I'm a big golfer, uh,so was out there, had a, had a
good time there, from what Iremember of it.
But yeah, it was definitely.
Yeah, it was close, it wascheap to get to.
Brother-in-law actually droveme there, so you know it was a
(08:33):
good time for sure.
Alyssa, what was oneBachelorette location you have
been that you would say is anunderrated place to go.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
I might say my own in Charlotte, because I think a
lot of people were kind of likewhy are you going there?
Because it's not like Chicago,it's not like a bigger city.
I think it's a really prettycity actually and there's a like
Chicago.
It's not like a bigger city.
Uh, I think there's.
It's a really pretty cityactually and there's a lot of
good places to eat and just alot of places that you can
easily get to without having tolike spend a lot of money to
travel to.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Okay, Drew.
What about you?
You're still muted there, Drew.
Hey, you hear me now.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
I got you now.
Sorry, I'm just getting out ofmy car.
Uh, you asked the underratedyeah okay, uh, I gotta say
actually the generous hostFitty's bachelor party.
It was in Erie, pa, and we hada blast up there.
We did a bunch of stuff.
We rented a boat, all the barson on uh water.
It's definitely underrated.
(09:47):
It was cheaper than like goingto like a chicago or miami or
las vegas.
So definitely I would say erieis a good place and it's cheaper
and it was underrated okay,jordan.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
What about you?
Speaker 7 (10:00):
yeah, with only having like two, I would say say
I'll give like an underrated.
I thought Tennessee'sunderrated.
When people hear Tennessee theythink Nashville, but I'm going
to say in terms of underratedbeing doing, getting a place
where you can do a lot of thingsoutside.
I think a lot of times peopleget a bachelor, a bachelorette
trip and they think we got to goto a city and we got to hop
(10:21):
from this place, this place,this bar, to this restaurant,
this bar.
That's how the money adds up.
So I think if you can get aplace where you can do a lot of
stuff outside, that's relativelycheap, or if not, free and
you're all together doing stufflike that, to me that's
underrated.
You don't have to go hoppingfrom place to place, gotcha,
mister what about you?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I think one is um, I can remember, man, it's been a
while.
But actually, though, in PA,one of my guys, a couple of my
guys up there in the PA area youknow a guy you know say, had a
party or whatnot.
And you know Pittsburgh, man,it's a really nice area and I
(11:01):
think it's underrated, butthere's a lot to do, a lot to do
in that area.
You can't go wrong withPittsburgh?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I love Pittsburgh to death.
I grew up an hour outside of it, west Virginia.
You cannot go wrong withPittsburgh.
I haven't been there in a whileand I miss it and I'm itching
to go back.
So for sure, brandon, whatabout you?
Speaker 6 (11:27):
I'm going to say I was between two places and
they're both in Ohio.
Clinton Bay was obviously onefun place to go to.
I go there pretty religiously.
One of my boys had a bachelorparty, but I will say I hate
their sports teams.
But Cleveland is pretty damnfun and I and it takes a lot for
(11:49):
me to say that because I hateCleveland so much- we don't win
anything.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
How can you hate us?
Speaker 6 (11:58):
I'm a Steeler guy, so you know it's.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
it's just like it's like code you know, but no,
cleveland is a great time.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
The city is fun and they've done a lot with the
flats and I really do enjoy thecity.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I can't lie to you, brandon.
I knew exactly where you weregoing when you said you hate the
city.
You didn't have to say it.
I knew Cleveland was coming outof your mouth.
I knew it was coming out ofyour mouth.
I knew it was coming out,knowing you're a pittsburgh guy
for sure.
It's law, man, it's code youhave to dj, what about you?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
oh man, I, I will say I went to pittsburgh for my
honeymoon, so I got respect forpittsburgh, um, so the most
underrated place that I've beento was Buffalo, new York.
We had an Airbnb.
I think there was like 15 of usand it was.
It was just space.
You know, we were away fromeverything.
Small little town with nobodyin it.
(12:56):
So people left us alone.
Beautiful golf course up there.
So Buffalo, you know, finding asmall place out of the way,
kind of out of the city, you cando a lot of good things and you
know, it kind of leaves it upto you guys to make it a good
time, you know, if you're aroundthe right people.
That's kind of what makes abachelor party a bachelorette
party.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
So Buffalo, new York.
I got you.
No, no worries on that.
We'll stay with you on this one.
I I believe you're married nowtoo as well, so we're going to
go with this.
Where did you go for yourbachelor party?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Yeah, yeah, three years, three years strong.
So from Willoughby, ohio, sowe're 20 minutes from downtown
Cleveland.
So we started up in Willoughbyand there's really cheap bars
and food up in Willoughby.
So we started there, uh, renteda bus, went down to Cleveland
and did the whole hopping andyou know, walking around as the
(13:50):
bachelor party and you know,came back at the end of the
night.
So really it was a one nightthing.
It wasn't too much of acommitment amongst the guys I
was with, so it was in Cleveland, ohio.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Okay, drew, I don't believe you are engaged or
anything like that yet, but doyou have plans as for where you
would want to go for yours?
Speaker 5 (14:12):
Actually I just got engaged, like two weeks ago.
There, it is there it is yeah,once you do it, you start
thinking about it.
My friends and myself we kindof talked about it when we were
not kids but high school, likethe first guy gotta, we gotta go
to vegas, we gotta go to vegas.
(14:33):
And I would be one of the firstfew guys so thinking about that
.
Um, I've never been therebefore, so I I don't know about
it, but I've been to a casino inFlorida.
It's right outside of Miami.
It's the Hard Rock Casino.
It's shaped like a guitar.
I've been there about two orthree times and it's a blast.
(14:56):
It's so much fun.
So I would really, if I had topick right this second, I would
probably pick right outside.
I think it's called HollywoodFlorida, right down there.
Stay at the casino or get anAirbnb and chill in Miami for a
few days.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I got you.
Okay, jordan, what about you?
Speaker 7 (15:19):
yeah, uh.
So we, we went to I'm gonna putair quotes bristol, tennessee,
which is, like the you know, fareastern north, the eastern part
of tennessee, but really westayed in the mountains right
across the state line in northcarolina, like elk park, north
carolina, I think it was called.
It was, I mean, the, thesmallest town you could ever
think of.
Um, but we went to bristol forthe nascar race.
(15:42):
We played a bunch of golf, likethere were some sweet golf
courses up in the mountains andthen we, we finished off sunday
there was the big nascar race inbristol.
So we kind of put on ouramerican spirits and and got to
it at that but it was a goodtime, man, like it was the worst
golf you know we've all everplayed, but we had a blast.
you know shooting terrible, sothat's about how most bachelors
(16:03):
have to go.
I feel like it's just a bunchof crap, but you have a great
time 100%.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
If you're golfing at a bachelor party, I mean, yeah,
we're not going for score atthis point in time, brandon,
what about you?
Speaker 6 (16:20):
What's the question?
Again, we're answering.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Sorry, I was like in and and out where'd you go for
your bachelor party?
Speaker 6 (16:26):
well, I'm not.
I'm not engaged or married,I've never been.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I could but god damn, I am just all swinging missing
today.
Speaker 6 (16:35):
I could have swore you were, it's all good man no,
um, but I can give you where Iwould like to go.
Yeah, um, I love, I loveToronto, so I want to do Toronto
, canada.
Um, you know, toronto is a funcity.
I've only been a couple oftimes, but every time I go, each
time I went, it's been a blast,and so I just feel like there's
(16:57):
so much more of the city that Iwant to see and experience so
that going to be my, my uh, youknow that would be my preferred
destination I got you, mister.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I'm not even going to guess anymore if you're married
or engaged.
You know, did you have abachelor party and where was it
at?
Speaker 3 (17:11):
because I'm just swinging and missing uh, I'll
tell you what man, uh, I had.
Uh, you know, people talk aboutyou know, people talk about you
know one day, listen, man, minewas a summer long.
Every single day it wassomething different, and I just
(17:31):
put it like that.
Okay, I took full advantage.
Full advantage Every single day.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Mister, I would expect that, would expect
nothing less from you, my manthis is why, we love having you
on the show, mister and that is100 the truth don't doubt it at
all.
I don't doubt it.
Uh, alissa, what about you?
Speaker 4 (18:00):
yeah, we uh, we went to charlotte for mine but I had
actually picked out like threeplaces that I thought would be
cool to go, that were cheaperand still a fun time and let my
bridesmaids and pick, kind ofvote which place they really
wanted to go to of the three.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Okay, like I said, I was in Columbus Ohio, went to
Topgolf, wasn't really playingfor score, but I'll tell you
this, it's my first time evergoing to Topgolf.
Had no idea they had games likeattached there.
Like we just happened to lookup at the big screen and like,
how are we getting points?
(18:37):
Like we're not even hitting theball far, like we thought it
was just see how far you couldhit the hit the ball, not even
close.
We had no idea what we weredoing for like the first half
hour we were there.
Um, so it was a lot of fun.
Once you figured out what, whatthe hell we were doing, um for
sure, top golf is, uh, it's,it's a great place to go to.
Uh, only time I've been therewas for my bachelor party and
(19:00):
what I remember of it.
It it was such a good time.
Don't remember much after that.
I do remember coming home andsmacking my son for no reason.
That's one thing.
He was up, he shouldn't havebeen up, I don't know why.
Smacked him, said go to bed.
That was pretty much the extentof it.
So, yeah, that was thehighlight, I'll say my bachelor
(19:25):
party was coming home and justseeing the look on his face.
But yeah, that was where minewas cheap, it was quick, easy
and, you know, didn't have to dotoo much.
Travel about an hour away fromwhere, where I live, so not not
too too far uh to get to uh.
(19:48):
But, alyssa, when you'replanning a uh for you, a
bachelorette party, should thefuture groom or bride consider
the cost and length of the tripand distance to travel for the
guests that are attending, ordoes that?
Speaker 4 (20:07):
matter.
Yeah, I, um, I 100 think.
So I think if you're going toask your friends to make the
weekend about you, you have tobe able to also make it
accessible to them, as long asit's like within reason, um, and
I also think that's whysometimes the underrated ones
that are the best ones, becausethey're usually a little bit
cheaper, closer, easier to getto and really it's about having
(20:28):
all your friends there andhaving all your friends get
along.
So if you're making it easieron them, they're probably more
than likely going to have abetter time.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
I got you, drew, what about?
Speaker 5 (20:40):
you.
Yeah, I agree with Alyssa.
You know as we get up in ageall of us, you know life is
happening, kids are happening.
You know different situations.
So you know you don't want tosay, hey, we're going to pack
our bags and go to Rome for twoand a half weeks.
You know like you can't do it.
But you know in my experienceswith it, you know if you want to
(21:04):
be there you'll be there andusually people go to them.
But you definitely take accountof, you know, different
situations and what people coulddo and what people can't do.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
But overall the people end up showing up, kind
of no matter what I got you,mister.
I can't wait to hear thisanswer.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
I tell you what I'll keep it, man, as pgi, as a, as
much as I possibly can.
But now, but you know, um, youknow, you know you want to take
in account.
You know people who you want totry to have around you.
Uh, when you, when you'replanning um, you know saying
this is, you know, this event,you know because you want to
again.
(21:47):
You know something like alisten said earlier.
You know you want to try andmake it accessible.
You know saying for people, youknow, because you know friends,
you know they as, uh, wisconsin, they, you know they get older
and people move away and theymove out.
You know everybody's not aslocal, so you try to find a
reasonable place where everybodycan come and meet up.
(22:09):
You know, but at the end of thevery day, man, you know I don't
, you know, at the end of thevery day, you know if you can
make it, you can make it, if youcan't, you can't.
It's still going to be a party.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Okay, jordan, what you can make, it you can make it
.
Speaker 7 (22:23):
You can't, you can't, it's still gonna be a party.
Okay, jordan, what about you?
Yeah, it seems like we're allpretty much in agreement.
Like you got to take intoaccount, um, everyone that's
around you that's going on thetrip.
You know, like my biggest thingwas, like you know, I was kind
of like a list of like, where Igave options like we could do
this, we could do that, and youknow the response that your
groomsmen give you, which, asthey should, is like, dude, you
(22:45):
pick, you decide.
Like this is about you, but atthe same time, like I never
thought of it as about me, Ithought it's about us.
Like this is about celebratingour friendship in my mind, like
all of you are my best friends.
Like this is about celebratingus as a whole.
So I us as a whole.
So I like to take an account.
(23:05):
You know where everyone wantsto go, what to do, I mean, and
definitely you try to make it asfun but affordable as possible.
Um, so, like we took like therewas no way I was ever flying
anywhere for mine or anythinglike that.
It's just way too much to ask.
Um, but you definitely want totake into account.
Like you know, people are gonnabe taking off work, like mine.
We were there for freaking sixdays, like we were there for a
while.
(23:25):
You know what I mean.
So, like we all split thatAirbnb, you got people taking
off work Like I was lucky I'm ateacher, I timed it up with like
our Easter break, or it wasn'tEaster like our spring break, so
I only had, instead of however,many more.
But you got other people thatare taking off work for that and
coming for maybe four out ofthe six days, or taking off all
their work days and coming forsix days.
So we tried to make it asaffordable, accessible and as
(23:50):
fun as possible and that's kindof what you got to do.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
I got you, Brandon.
What about you?
Speaker 6 (23:55):
Yeah, you know it's obviously agreeing with
everybody else, but you know Ilike to bargain high, try to
agreeing with everybody else,but you know I like to bargain
high to get some feelers outthere about six months before,
eight months prior.
Hey, you know you want to dojamaica.
Is it possible?
What is everybody feeling?
You know what I mean.
Like, so you got to get thefeelers out.
That's what we did with ourmiami vegas trips, because there
was a lot of us that went andso, organizing that, we were
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like where you know, let's,let's, let's aim high, we're
gonna be there for four or fivedays.
I think we're in vegas for likefive days, which is outrageous.
Um, I don't, I don't recommendthat to anybody.
You made it back from vegasafter five days.
I, I was, I, yeah, it was, itwas.
It was not completely in onepiece, I was I was significantly
.
I was in, I was in a bad.
I was in a bad place because Iwas miami in vegas summer and by
(24:38):
the time I hit june and I was,you know, it was not good.
I was going on.
I think I gave myself an IV orsomething when I got back on um
but yeah you aim high.
You know, you see what peoplecan do.
Obviously it's a once in alifetime, you know well, for
some I want to say once in alifetime might have multiple
bachelor parties, might bemarried multiple times.
But you know, it's, it's, it'sspecial, uh, it's, it's, it's.
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So, you know, I like toobviously give people a heads up
what's doable, what's not, becourteous of people's times and
schedules and families.
But hey, who's to say we can'tdo a crazy, you know, trip, if
you have the capability to do so.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Right, you made a lot of points there.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
I can't really refute on that one.
So, yeah, I like where yourhead's at.
But, tj, what about you?
Can we, can we all get back?
Can we all get to where we needto get to, Whatever it is?
You know, you're you, it'salways going to be.
You have good people around you, but you don't want to get so
crazy to where, hey, yourbachelor party is remembered for
all the things that went wrongversus all the things that went
right.
So, um, I think that there yougot to take into consideration
(25:55):
of you want to be the one that'sremembered.
You want to be the bachelorparty that everybody talks about
and nobody's gonna talk aboutthe disaster it was, you know,
and be positive about it.
So, um, yeah, you got to takeinto consideration, maybe, where
it's at, the money cost, thefun to be had, but, um, you
really can't go wrong with thegood people, with good people
around you I got you drew?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
did I go to you?
Did I?
Did you answer this question oram I just losing my mind here?
Yeah, I did.
Okay, that's what I thought I'mjust it's.
We talked about it off, offcamera and off everything.
Yeah, what's going on with me?
So we're we had a feeling itwas going to go off the rails a
little bit here, but yeah it iswhat it is.
You know, life happens.
(26:35):
Um, oh yeah, for sure, uh t TJ.
Is there such a thing asinviting too many people to a
bachelor or bachelorette party?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Oh yeah, there is.
You got to remember that, eventhough you're the one being
celebrated, there's a part ofyou that's going to click where
it's like damn, if somethinggoes wrong, it's kind of my
fault, I was the one that set upthis bad situation.
And then you start freaking outlike now you kind of the one
babysitting and and you don'twant that either, so you can put
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it out there.
People are always going to backout at the last second.
It is what it is.
But now if you have too many,too many cooks in the kitchen
doing a lot of dumb things andit turns into, you know, the
more people, the more badsituations could pop up.
So and I think also, when youkeep it light, you don't have as
many people it makes it morespecial for the people that are
there that you let them know.
Hey, you were on the list, youwere one of my people I was
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thinking about.
So I think that you can.
You can cap it at some point.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Yeah, we definitely don't need a hangover situation
going on at these parties, forsure.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
We don't nobody needs that to happen, but Drew, what
about you?
Yeah, I'm actually going todisagree with TJ.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
I think the first time we ever disagreed in our
life.
Listen to this.
This is a monumental moment.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
No, I think the more the merrier.
You know, like I think it alsodepends how many friends you
have.
You know I'm not going toinvite random strangers to mine,
but you know I got, I got a lotof good friends.
My fiance has a bigger side ofthe family.
You know I got a few cousinsand you know I'm starting to
plan mine out.
(28:20):
You know I'm starting to thinkof all those guys that are, you
know, going to be there.
It's not going to be like a,you know, 40, 50 people type of
thing, but there'll probably be.
You know, if I think nowprobably close to 17, 18 of us,
and those are the people thatyou know I want to be there.
And you know you're celebratingyourself and you want your
people that you care about to bethere.
And you know, like you'recelebrating yourself and you
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want your people that that youyou care about to be there.
And you know anything dependson person to person, but no, I
think, where you know the amountyou want, there is the amount
you want there I got you,brandon, what about you?
Speaker 6 (28:58):
and I say more to mary too.
I'm agree with drew on that.
I think, um, the more peopleyou just have to celebrate, you
know something special like thatyou know the better.
And so, yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm allfor um, trying to get as many
people on board as possible.
That means something to me.
At least you know what I mean.
So I'm totally here for thatgotcha jordan what about you?
Speaker 7 (29:23):
you know, originally when you asked this I was kind
of like, nah, man, you want tokeep it, you know, fairly small.
But then I kind of gotpersuaded over the last two
responses here and I mean I Ikind of agree with them like, um
, what drew said, everyone'sdifferent.
So I think some people have asmaller circle, some people are
blessed with a bigger circle ofpeople they trust and love and
(29:45):
that they consider their bestfriends, you know, and, and if
that's the case and you got alot of people in your corner
like that, then God bless you.
Like hell yeah, man, bring themand let it rip.
You know.
But what I will say is I've seenpeople do this before.
I've never been in one that'shad it.
But I've seen people, you know,they bring their groomsmen or
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bridesmaids on on trips that areusually farther away, um, and
then they will bring an extrafriend or someone else just to
bring the price of where they'restaying down, and that's that's
messed up to me, like you know.
I mean, I've seen peopleintentionally do that.
I feel like, and that don't flywith me.
But I mean, like I said, if yougot, you know, 17, 18 people in
(30:30):
your corner, man like hell,yeah, bring them on and let's go
like that's cool, you know whatI mean.
I get it, but don't do themoney thing.
Don't do the money thing.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
That's, that's lame yeah, for sure I get it um with
the, the big circles and andwhatnot.
I'm trying to lose people outof my circle.
And if I'm being 100 honestwith myself as I get older, like
I'm trying to lose people outof my circle and if I'm being
100 honest with myself as I getolder, like I'm becoming the
crotchety old man is what I'm.
I'm the becoming the epitome ofget off my lawn guy.
Is is where I'm coming at in inmy old age.
(31:01):
For sure, uh, but mister, whatabout you?
Speaker 3 (31:05):
no, there's no such thing.
There's no cap.
There's no cap of time, there'sno cap of place location no,
there's no cap man.
This guy who had a whole summer.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
It's a whole summer and I expected less from this
answer.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
I really wish I went to Mr Batchelor.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I wish I knew Mr.
Back then we did it again.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
A whole summer bachelor party.
That's right.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
And this is what some of you guys need to realize.
Man, hey, you know, don't thinkit has to be.
You know what I'm saying.
Just one location, guys, youknow, go to have multiple ones,
have multiples, man, you know,you might have one in PA one
week, you might do one inCleveland the next week.
(32:01):
You know what I'm saying.
Another two weeks you might godown to the National, you might
go down to Charlotte, hey, andthen you know, on that final
final, you know, take might godown to the National National
League, you might go down toCharlotte, and then you know, on
that final final, you don'ttake that trip out to Las Vegas.
You know what I'm saying.
And make it back Absolutely.
Speaker 5 (32:17):
Mr needs to be a motivational speaker.
I love this.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
You missed your calling man.
Be a motivational speaker.
Speaker 7 (32:25):
Mr's going to start a new thing.
There's no more bachelorbachelor trips.
It's called the run-up to thehump.
Every month you take a trip,the run-up to the hump.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
That's perfect.
I like that.
Speaker 7 (32:37):
You get married in July.
You got six months to run upthe hump.
Every month you go somewheredifferent.
That's the new term.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir.
That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Baby, I don't know if the mic picked this up, but as
soon as I said you had asummer-long bachelor party, my
wife goes.
Oh god, are they still marriedafter that?
Speaker 7 (32:59):
It was just out of nowhere.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Oh, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
That's awesome, dude, dude.
Mister, my wife absolutelyloves your answers and then when
she listens to the show, she'slike.
She's like it's mr gonna be on.
Every time I tell her there's around table, she's like please
tell me mr's gonna be on itbecause she loves the answers
that you give for any episode,no matter what the topic is, you
come out with phenomenal stuff.
Uh, alissa, we didn't forgetabout you with this when we got
off the rails with mr.
Uh, no matter what the topic is, you come out with phenomenal
stuff.
Alyssa, we didn't forget aboutyou with this one.
(33:33):
We got off the rails with Mr.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
What about you?
Maybe this is a differentperspective because I'm a female
, but I definitely think thatthere could be too many.
You know cooks in the kitchen.
But I think it also reallydepends on the personality of
your friends, because for me, Ithink the best thing is like on
mine we had about nine and theyall like the coolest thing about
the Batch Bachelorette Party,batch Party, I think is seeing
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all your best friends fromdifferent circles like be best
friends in that moment and Ithink if you know that you have
some personalities that aren'tgoing to get along well, then
maybe yes, it's still about you,but I think you need to take
that into consideration.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
I got you.
Ok, we'll stay with you on thisone.
Have you ever had to plan abachelorette party for any of
your friends?
Speaker 4 (34:23):
No, thank gosh, I don't want to, I don't.
Yeah, that sounds like anightmare to me.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
No, thank gosh, I don't want to part of it.
I don't.
Yeah, that sounds like anightmare to me.
I haven't had to plan one forany of my friends, um, but I
didn't.
I barely could plan my own.
So, like it was, it was yeah,so yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
I'll check yes or no.
Like if you give me a list ofthings, I can go down and be
like yes, no, yes, no.
Or if you want ideas, I'll helpyes or no.
Like if you give me a list ofthings, I can go down and be
like yes, no, yes, no.
Or if you want ideas, I'll helpgive them, but I don't want to
actually structure it.
That's.
I want to show up and have funand be the energy oh yeah, I
definitely bring the energy, forsure.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Um yeah, not planning one, mister.
Uh, I can't wait for this,mister.
What about you?
Speaker 3 (35:05):
no, you know what, ironically man, no, seriously
man, no, I I've.
No, I haven't man, that is, uh,that is something to think
about.
No, I don't know, we're gonnahave to change that.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Now, mister, like that we got.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
We gotta find somebody drew mister, can you be
my best man please?
Speaker 1 (35:26):
drew, we gotta.
He just got engaged.
We got a golden opportunityblock off the summer?
Speaker 2 (35:35):
yeah, no, we're going everywhere we're blocking the
summer off for you drew.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
You better save up some vacation days run up to the
hump buddy I'm a teacher allsummer, up to the hump buddy.
Speaker 5 (35:46):
I'm a teacher All summer.
Let's rock All summer.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Oh, you're a teacher, oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (35:51):
All summer let's rock baby Drew, do you have a date
set yet?
Because if not, buddy, it's along run up to the hump.
Speaker 5 (35:56):
No, I don't, we can start now, if you want.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Start now.
I tell you, at 11.59pm tonight,drew boy, we're going to start
you might hit the line I'll getin my car right now.
Speaker 5 (36:15):
Oh shit.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Jordan what about you .
Speaker 7 (36:19):
Hold on Now.
I lost my train of thought.
Have you ever planned one forany of your friends?
Oh hell, no.
But I'm going to have threenext year, but luckily I'll have
people to collaborate with onit.
But you know what I think it's.
I'm going to go back to Alyssafor a moment.
Guys and girls are so differentwhen it comes to bachelorette
(36:41):
trips, at least in my opinion.
Like guys can just randomly,sporadically do things, not
saying you couldn't, alyssa, oranything like that, but like
girls, when they go on a trip,it's like they like to have
detailed from this time we'redoing this, we're going to here,
we're going to here.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
And I don't know.
Speaker 7 (36:59):
I don't think, alyssa , you're like that, but I've
seen girls that are like I mean,it is just like an itinerary
list and like I don't know, Icould never do that.
So if I'm in charge and one ofmy best friends whose trip we're
going on, he wants me to dothat, I'm not the guy for that,
but I can give you a baseline.
(37:19):
I give you an outline, a roughoutline.
It's going to be a roughoutline.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
For sure I get that, though, jordan.
It's going to be a roughoutline.
For sure I get that, though,jordan.
The only other one I've been towas my best friend's.
It was in South Bend, indiana.
He was getting married nearNotre Dame where his wife went
to college and everything likethat.
And I mean his brother didn'treally plan much.
(37:45):
It was, hey, we're all showingup, basically, um, about four or
five days before before thewedding, guys are just going to
get together.
We just kind of were like hey,this, this pub's open, y'all
want to go here.
Like that was kind of the gistof it, like there wasn't
anything real crazy, um, butlike it that we were all flying
by the seat of our pants, likewe had a general idea, we're
(38:07):
meeting here and then from therealso like we're going to figure
it out, we're going to buildour wings and jump off this
cliff and figure it out on theway down.
That that was the entirety ofthe night.
Speaker 7 (38:20):
Yeah, sometimes just the unscripted is the best,
because then you don't know whatthe night holds.
A hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
But Brandon, what about you?
Speaker 6 (38:28):
Yeah, because then you don't know what the night
holds, 100%.
But Brandon, what about you?
Yeah, so I have had to plan two.
And then I had to plan animpromptu night just because
shit was getting a little boring.
So I had to make a quick MiamiFlorida connection to a club
last minute, and so that waspretty fun.
But the one was local, so itwasn't that bad.
The other one that was a littlebit more intense was the
Cleveland trip, because Iplanned that whole weekend, but
(38:53):
it was pretty fun and everybody.
If you have to plan one for thefuture, just chat GPT.
Now All you got to do is chatGPT.
Plan me a weekend to Miami.
I'm a batch, I'm the best manand that shit.
We'll plan it for you.
So fear not, we are in the newage of technology, so you're
good.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
I did all that pre-ChatGPT man.
Speaker 6 (39:16):
So it was fun, though it was a good time Talk about
AI.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
That's terrifying.
Ai planning a bachelor partythe amount of shit that's going
to happen at that party if youfollow chat btt is just like.
It's just as my wife would sayso many blown achilles.
Like quick, quick little sidestory here because I have to
(39:42):
tell this.
I don't know if I've told itout here before, but we were.
We were watching an nfl gameand they kept coming up with aws
, the, the stat cast, and shewas just like what is that?
I was like it's ai.
She's like is that why peopleare blowing their achilles?
I was like do you know what aistands for?
Like she had no idea what itstood for.
(40:03):
I was like it's artificialintelligence, basically the
computers.
Oh, I thought that's why, likethere were so many Achilles
injuries Now, anytime anybodymentions AI, I was like you're
just going to blow your Achillesout, man.
That's what's going to happennow.
It's funny to us, I guess.
But yeah, she thought that,drew, what?
Speaker 5 (40:26):
about you.
Yeah, I had a plan uh one itwas actually Fitty's master
party.
But um, you know, fitty, he had.
He had an idea what he wantedto do and he had outlined it for
for me.
So it was super easy.
All he had to do was kind ofcollect some money and show up,
in a sense.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
I was gonna say Fitty planned that whole thing.
Speaker 5 (40:47):
Don't act like you had anything to do with that the
only only thing I had to doreally is we got a boat for a
day and, um, I don't know ifanyone ever had to drive a boat
before.
Yeah, but he wanted me to drivethe boat because I was the best
man and it was probably thechoppiest day in lake erie that
ever was ever.
(41:07):
And I'm driving this boat andit's choppy.
I don't know how to drive aboat and it was fun, but towards
the end I got a little nuts.
So that was my best manresponsibilities that weekend
Driving the boat.
Yeah, because he handled allthe rest.
If you're ever needing aboating license, all you got to
(41:28):
do is you go up to this attic inErie and you watch a 10-minute
video and half of it doesn'twork.
Another half is muted, so it'skind of like here's the keys and
figure it out Just type Bill,just sit in this room for 10
minutes and then we'll give youkeys.
Essentially, with a 17-year-oldthat's trying to like get a, a
video to work, I'm like okay,this is not yeah, and all right,
here's the keys.
(41:49):
Go drive a boat.
I'm like okay, but um so ifanyone ever needs anyone to
drive a boat, I I haveexperience, I got you tj, what
about?
Speaker 2 (41:59):
you never had to plan one, um, but yeah, uh, bachelor
and bachelor parties are.
You are vastly different.
But I feel like, guys, we havelike, hey, this is what I'd kind
of like to do, and then I don'teven care what day it's on,
let's just kind of do thesethree things or four things, and
we don't care what time we wakeup, we don't care what time
(42:21):
we're, just hey, somebody onbreakfast.
Cool, we doing that thing today.
Yeah, let's do that today.
You know, so it's.
I mean, I'll be down for it.
You know, being a teacher, youlesson plan, so you put things
together every day.
So I'll be cool with it ifsomebody ever asks.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Yeah, I mean you're not wrong with just guys.
Just don't plan anything.
I'm a 13-year comedian.
I barely plan my sets outanymore at this point in time.
It's just that's where I'm at.
I'm not planning a bachelorparty.
That's not going to happen.
Tj, we're going to round outthe show with this question here
(43:03):
, and it's where do you thinkwould be the worst place to have
a bachelor or bacheloretteparty?
Browns game.
I'm not even mad at that answerbecause it is like it's just
you know they're gonna lose.
That's the problem is it's gonnabe a loss.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Um I, you know honestly for me, somewhere cold,
I don't want to go anywherecold.
Know honestly for me, somewherecold, I don't want to go
anywhere cold.
It's hard for me to enjoy coldweather, cold and snow, because
then you've got to drive aroundtrying to get place to place.
You know everybody's inside, soyou know somewhere cold and
crowded, got you?
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Drew, what about you?
Speaker 5 (43:48):
Yeah, this is probably going to be extremely
unpopular opinion and every timeI say this, people are like
you're out of your mind.
I can't stand like the hikingtrips.
Like I'm not here to hike, I'mhere to like drink beer and have
a good time.
So like I went on a hikingbachelor party and I thought I
was just a job off, jump off themountain.
I was like I was that close todoing it.
(44:08):
Um, I don't know, I just Iviewed it as like a you know, a
bachelor parties to have fun,beard up and walk around a city
type of thing.
I'm just not a hiking guy, I'mnot an outdoors or a woods kind
of guy.
So I guess my answer would beworst.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
I got you.
That's a good answer.
I'm not going to lie.
I don't hate that.
I'm a hiking kind of guy.
Speaker 5 (44:32):
People you're out of your mind.
I love hiking the views, theweather, the trees.
Speaker 6 (44:36):
I'm like eh, you know yeah.
Speaker 5 (44:49):
Get with nature, Drew .
I can go for a stroll with theboys, but I don't know if I can
hike a mountain with the boys.
Speaker 7 (44:52):
I don't know if we're going on miles.
A stroll up a little hill.
Speaker 3 (44:54):
Okay, you just need a little shot of 1800.
You'll be alright.
Get charged up, you'll be goodto go.
Speaker 5 (45:06):
He got a plan on my bachelor.
It has to happen.
He got to plan my bachelor.
I mean, it has to happen.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
He knows the spots, he knows the hiking spots.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Dude, we are going to make this happen for you, Drew.
There's no way this isn'thappening.
I will make it my life'smission at this point in time to
make this happen.
Speaker 5 (45:22):
We don't need chat GPT.
We got Mr.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
We don't need chat GPT.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
Chat Mr dog dog, we got chat, mister.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Yeah, there you go, jordan.
What about you?
Speaker 7 (45:38):
for this last question.
Um, it's gonna sound badbecause I mean I would love to
go on one here, but I think anyplace that you can drastically
lose money fast is not good.
Now, drew or who, who said theywere going?
Yeah, I think drew.
You said you're going to casinodown in florida, right?
Speaker 5 (45:59):
um, if I had to do it now, yeah, that's where I go I
mean that's better than vegas.
Speaker 7 (46:04):
Like, just hit that.
Listen.
Here's my advice to you,because I've been to Vegas a few
times, the casinos you saidyou've gambled too.
But just go in there with thecash you want to use and do not
go anywhere near that ATM buddy.
Don't do it.
We're always talking to one ofmy friends who's getting married
(46:25):
at some point next year andhe's a gambler.
My friends who he's gettingmarried at some point next year
and he's he's a gambler.
We were.
He was at my house for lastweek when I got married and I
come into my living room he'sgot fan on my tv and he's
gambling on ponies in australiaat 1 am.
He's up.
He's up slapping his own assgetting the horse to ride faster
on a one lap australian ponyrace.
(46:46):
Like that's a problem.
You got a real problem ifyou're up at 1 am gambling on
ponies in australia.
So when you get a little bit offuel in you, that 1800 mister's
talking about you start reallyfeeling yourself and winning a
few times.
That's a slippery slope.
You go down, so I'm a man.
Vegas has got to be the worstplace to go, Because how many
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people I wonder what's thepercent of people that come out
on top of Vegas after theirbachelor weekend?
Speaker 5 (47:16):
It can't be high 0.4% .
Speaker 7 (47:21):
And lost it all in 20 minutes on one game because I
just thought I could do it.
And it's got to be the worstplace because you're going to
lose money, you're just going to.
Speaker 5 (47:29):
I also feel like if you do win money, it's like all
right, where are we going?
It's on me, I need to spend itanyways.
Speaker 7 (47:34):
It's gone, that money's gone.
Whatever you win is gone in 30minutes.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
It's gone, Brandon.
I don't know if there's manyplaces left.
Speaker 6 (47:45):
What about you?
Yeah, you, yeah, so I gotta, Igotta, agree with a little bit.
About drew and jordan, I sharethe same sentiments.
Vegas, I think, is a littleoverrated spot.
I'm not a big.
I'm not a big gambler.
I think I blew 300 within thefirst like five minutes of being
in a casino and that was it,and I retired and my jersey is
hung up on the rafters I willnever do that again.
(48:05):
Um, but I I think, if I have topick one, I'm not a big camping
outside guy, so like I I think Ithink that would that would for
me, that would bore me and Iwouldn't have fun I got you oh,
here we go now, we're now, we'renow, we're at it.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
Mister, what about you?
Speaker 3 (48:25):
so you, you know the location there's.
There's not a such thing as abad location.
Now, the thing is, you know,saying with that in mind, the
thing is, you know who is themole.
You want to make sure you don'thave a mole in your camp, yep
yep, he's speaking the truthover here there's one in every
(48:47):
group there is.
You can go anywhere.
You can go to Antarctica,freaking Alaska.
There is no such thing as a badplace.
Let me tell you something if Ican go to Mars, I will go to
Mars and have me a good time,alright, with one of them.
(49:07):
You know what I'm saying?
Fun piece absolutely.
Go to Mars and have me a goodtime, all right, with one of
them.
Captain Kirk, you know what I'msaying?
Fun piece, absolutely.
Speaker 5 (49:14):
You can get to Mars.
Speaker 6 (49:19):
Yeah, the guy who goes on Facebook Lives the whole
trip he needs to be kicked out.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
We had that happen.
Speaker 6 (49:26):
in Miami we had a dude who was going live all the
time.
We were like, man, if you don'tturn that damn live off right
now.
Speaker 3 (49:32):
What's the matter with you?
I was like get me off.
Speaker 6 (49:34):
I felt like a celebrity.
I was like, no, he ain't, heain't getting me.
Speaker 3 (49:39):
Oh yeah, that person's bad.
Speaker 6 (49:41):
He was TMZ-ing us man .
He was TMZ and us.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
You can't have that guy man.
Speaker 6 (49:48):
No, that's the mole, that's the outward that's the
guy You're talking about, mister.
Speaker 3 (49:55):
That's the mole.
Hey, you gotta have one of them.
Ads dog that.
You know what I'm saying?
That block you know what I'msaying cameras from coming up.
You know what I'm saying?
Block the Wi-Fi.
Speaker 2 (50:03):
You gotta have one of those buffers, man.
You need that dude smacking thephones out of their hands.
Speaker 4 (50:08):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Oh yeah, dion don't take pictures.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
I call you as the paparazzi.
I knew better than not to haveMr Going Last, but, alyssa, we
got one more person here to getthrough.
I should have said Mr for lastbut Alyssa, what about?
You, you're not having faith inmy answer.
You're giving mr all the credithere, but I mean that's a tough
(50:34):
act to follow following mr.
Speaker 4 (50:35):
It is hard, it won't be as entertaining, but I don't
think there's such a thing asnecessarily a bad place.
I think there's a bad itineraryand bad like really expensive.
So if you're making all yourfriends spend a lot of money and
then you're booking it thingafter thing after thing and I
have no time to chill, and thenI'm drained and spending money,
(50:56):
and then you throw in somethinglike something you really don't
enjoy on top of it, yeah, thatthat's where I would probably
say like I don't know if there'sa bad place, but it's bad
itinerary and planning, I think.
Speaker 3 (51:09):
I gotcha, we're doing that one yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
Yeah for sure.
Definitely bad planning, I mean.
But I got to agree with Mr andAlyssa here.
I don't think there could be abad place.
I mean, I have zero desire togo to Vegas.
I'm a gambler and I have zerodesire to go to Vegas.
Desire to go to Vegas, I'm agambler and I have zero desire
to go to Vegas.
But yeah, I think if you getthe right people, I could go to
(51:34):
a dirt mound in my backyard andhave fun at a bachelor party
with the right people.
So I get that.
But I mean, that's a tough one.
There's no bad places, honestly, other than Cleveland.
The hell with Cleveland, justfor you, tj, to get that in
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there.
But that is actually going todo it for this week's episode of
the Ride Home Rants podcast.
This week's episode of the ridehome rants podcast.
I want to thank all of myguests TJ, alyssa drew, mr
Jordan and Brandon for coming onand talking all things bachelor
and bachelor at parties.
This was a lot of fun to get totalk about this and everything
(52:20):
that goes along with them.
As always, if you enjoyed theshow, be a friend, tell a friend
.
If you didn't tell him anyways,they might like it, just
because you didn't, that's goingto do it for me and I will see
y'all next week.
Welcome everybody to another episode of the Ride Home
Rants podcast.
This is, as always, your host,mike Bono.
I have a great and specialepisode for us today.
I have a panel of guests here.
We're going to be talking allthings Bachelor and Bachelor at
parties A little fun way to rollout the summer here, with the
(00:22):
wedding season getting in fullswing.
It seems like here we're goingto let the panel introduce
themselves here.
Guys, I need your name and theanswer to these two questions,
and it is in what decade wereyou born and what is your
favorite way to cook eggs for ameal?
And TJ, we're going to startwith you how we doing TJ.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Lett to cook eggs for a meal.
And TJ we're going to startwith you how we doing TJ Lett.
I was born in the 90s, mid-90sto be exact.
Eggs, so many things you can dowith them, but probably a great
omelet.
So I put it in an omelet andyou can do so many things with
them.
So that's how I would choose ifI had to be down to one way.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I got you there.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Can't go wrong with an omelet, alyssa, we're going
to go to you Alyssa Johnson,born in the early 90s and I
would probably say over medium,so I can put it in a breakfast
sandwich.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
There you go.
Can't go wrong with a good eggsandwich, all right, and next we
got Drew.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Hey guys, drew McLaughlin, I'm also the early
90s and I also like over mediumfor an egg sandwich About the
same.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
All right, and we got the Vampire Coach himself, mr.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
How you doing, mr Askew, aka the Vampire Coach,
how you know, born in the 70s,the 70s, I had to say that these
90s, holy cow Eggs.
Hey man, give me an eggbenedictine.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Egg benedictine.
Alright, can't be mad at it,mister Brandon, let's go to you.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
What's going on, everybody?
My name is Brandon Wiley, I'm alate 80s baby and I like my
eggs scrambled with cheesescrambled with cheese.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
All right, and last but not least, we got Jordan.
What's?
Speaker 7 (02:22):
going on, guys.
Jordan DeMarco I'm a late 90sbaby, not a 2000s.
Late 90s Still counts.
And I like my eggs.
I call it Pittsburgh style, butI like my eggs dippy, dippy
eggs.
I take my toast and dip it inthe yolk.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
That's how I do it.
I'm so glad somebody else callsthem dippy eggs.
Growing up near that area, area, it's always been a dippy egg
for me, um.
But yeah, mike bono, uh, bornin the late 80s as well.
So all you 90s babies can youknow, shut up with your young
age and that, uh, me and mr herebeing the oldest two here, um,
(03:03):
and it's a toss-up with me foreggs.
I do like a good egg sandwich,but Jordan brought back a
nostalgia with the dippy egg.
Can't go wrong with a gooddippy egg, for sure.
But we're not here to talkabout food.
We are here to talk about allthings Bachelor and Bachelorette
parties here.
We have a bunch of questionshere.
Alyssa, we're going to startwith you.
(03:24):
And it is how many bacheloretteparties have you been to being
the only resident female on thepanel today?
We're going to start with you.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
I would say about six .
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Six.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
I was just out one two weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Alright, I didn't think the number was going to be
that high for anybody to behonest with you here.
Uh, so all right, not not a bad.
Uh, turnout jordan.
What about you?
Speaker 7 (03:53):
I'm a two-piece, one for someone else and one for
mine, if that counts.
But I just have like three ofmy best friends get.
They're engaged, so I gotprobably three more in the next
year, which is going to be rough.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, that sounds rough and that close in
proximity.
But, mister, what about you?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
You know what?
I need to repeat that questionone more time.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
How many bachelor parties have you been to?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Three, three.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
All right.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
Brandon, what about you?
Uh, from what I can remember,I've been a lot of weddings and
I've had a lot of bachelorparties, but I'm just gonna I'm
gonna say probably like five orsix okay that I can remember
that's the important part.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
You remember for sure , Drew.
What about you?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
I, yeah I, recently I've been to a lot of them.
I'm probably going to say one,two, five, five.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Okay, and last but not least, dj.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Off the top of my head, outside of mine I've been
to three others, so nothingcrazy actually now that I go
back and think about my longlife yeah, I, uh, I'm with
jordan and that one.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
It's a two-piece, and one of which being my own, uh,
so I don't know if you can countthat.
I'm counting it, uh.
So, um, yeah, I haven't been tobeen to a lot, but still fun
nonetheless.
But, tj, let's stay with you.
And where is the best place youhave gone for one?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Wow, I mean obviously short list.
I'm a local guy, I don't liketraveling too much for too long,
so I'll say mine, because minewas in cleveland so it was a 20
minute drive on a bus, nothingcrazy.
One night came back.
So I'm a local guy.
Um, traveling adds a lot ofexpenses, a lot of unknowns.
(05:55):
So just sticking around soclose, close to home cleveland,
gotcha drew, what about?
Speaker 5 (06:00):
you uh, I gotta say the best one is probably best
place I've been to is probablyChicago.
That was the first and onlytime I've been in there and it
was a freaking blast.
Went to a Cubs game, we did itup, we had a good time.
So that one sticks out on,sticks out my head.
So I'm going to say Chicago.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Okay, brandon, what about you?
Speaker 6 (06:29):
I had one summer where I was from and had a
bachelor party in May and abachelor party in June.
And in May I went to Las Vegas,in June I went to Miami,
florida, and those were thoseare very expensive, fun trips.
Yeah, who would have to say Iwas.
I have to say that I really,really enjoyed Miami.
I'm a I'm a Miami guy.
Culture, food Was like my thing.
I'm not a big gambler.
Vegas was fun, but Miami wasbetter.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I got you that hurt my wallet Just hearing those two
cities and how expensive itprobably was.
For sure, Mr.
What about?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
you, I would say Cincinnati.
The nasty natty Is where I'vebeen, mr.
What about you, I would say inCincinnati, you know, the nasty
natty is where I've been, to amajority of my, maybe a couple
down south somewhere, but Ican't remember.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
But in Cincinnati?
Most definitely Okay.
Speaker 7 (07:26):
Jordan, what about you?
Yeah, so like we were saying,we're in the same boat, with the
two and one being yours.
So I'm partial to mine, I guess.
But I had mine down inTennessee like towards not
Nashville.
Everyone here in Tennesseethinks Nashville.
We didn't go to Nashville, I'mnot doing that.
But we went to Bristol,tennessee, and got a big Airbnb
cabin up in the mountains withlike six or seven dudes and
(07:48):
split it all that way and it waspretty good time up there.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Okay, and Alyssa, what about you?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Yeah, I'll probably steal everybody else and go with
two.
My own was in Charlotte, easyto get to, but I agree with like
the cost is a big thing and theone I was just on was in deep
creek lake okay, yeah, I'm, I'mpartial to mine.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Um, I was in columbus , ohio.
Uh, it's a top golf.
You know I'm a big golfer, uh,so was out there, had a, had a
good time there, from what Iremember of it.
But yeah, it was definitely.
Yeah, it was close, it wascheap to get to.
Brother-in-law actually droveme there, so you know it was a
(08:33):
good time for sure.
Alyssa, what was oneBachelorette location you have
been that you would say is anunderrated place to go.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
I might say my own in Charlotte, because I think a
lot of people were kind of likewhy are you going there?
Because it's not like Chicago,it's not like a bigger city.
I think it's a really prettycity actually and there's a like
Chicago.
It's not like a bigger city.
Uh, I think there's.
It's a really pretty cityactually and there's a lot of
good places to eat and just alot of places that you can
easily get to without having tolike spend a lot of money to
travel to.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Okay, Drew.
What about you?
You're still muted there, Drew.
Hey, you hear me now.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
I got you now.
Sorry, I'm just getting out ofmy car.
Uh, you asked the underratedyeah okay, uh, I gotta say
actually the generous hostFitty's bachelor party.
It was in Erie, pa, and we hada blast up there.
We did a bunch of stuff.
We rented a boat, all the barson on uh water.
It's definitely underrated.
(09:47):
It was cheaper than like goingto like a chicago or miami or
las vegas.
So definitely I would say erieis a good place and it's cheaper
and it was underrated okay,jordan.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
What about you?
Speaker 7 (10:00):
yeah, with only having like two, I would say say
I'll give like an underrated.
I thought Tennessee'sunderrated.
When people hear Tennessee theythink Nashville, but I'm going
to say in terms of underratedbeing doing, getting a place
where you can do a lot of thingsoutside.
I think a lot of times peopleget a bachelor, a bachelorette
trip and they think we got to goto a city and we got to hop
(10:21):
from this place, this place,this bar, to this restaurant,
this bar.
That's how the money adds up.
So I think if you can get aplace where you can do a lot of
stuff outside, that's relativelycheap, or if not, free and
you're all together doing stufflike that, to me that's
underrated.
You don't have to go hoppingfrom place to place, gotcha,
mister what about you?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I think one is um, I can remember, man, it's been a
while.
But actually, though, in PA,one of my guys, a couple of my
guys up there in the PA area youknow a guy you know say, had a
party or whatnot.
And you know Pittsburgh, man,it's a really nice area and I
(11:01):
think it's underrated, butthere's a lot to do, a lot to do
in that area.
You can't go wrong withPittsburgh?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I love Pittsburgh to death.
I grew up an hour outside of it, west Virginia.
You cannot go wrong withPittsburgh.
I haven't been there in a whileand I miss it and I'm itching
to go back.
So for sure, brandon, whatabout you?
Speaker 6 (11:27):
I'm going to say I was between two places and
they're both in Ohio.
Clinton Bay was obviously onefun place to go to.
I go there pretty religiously.
One of my boys had a bachelorparty, but I will say I hate
their sports teams.
But Cleveland is pretty damnfun and I and it takes a lot for
(11:49):
me to say that because I hateCleveland so much- we don't win
anything.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
How can you hate us?
Speaker 6 (11:58):
I'm a Steeler guy, so you know it's.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
it's just like it's like code you know, but no,
cleveland is a great time.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
The city is fun and they've done a lot with the
flats and I really do enjoy thecity.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I can't lie to you, brandon.
I knew exactly where you weregoing when you said you hate the
city.
You didn't have to say it.
I knew Cleveland was coming outof your mouth.
I knew it was coming out ofyour mouth.
I knew it was coming out,knowing you're a pittsburgh guy
for sure.
It's law, man, it's code youhave to dj, what about you?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
oh man, I, I will say I went to pittsburgh for my
honeymoon, so I got respect forpittsburgh, um, so the most
underrated place that I've beento was Buffalo, new York.
We had an Airbnb.
I think there was like 15 of usand it was.
It was just space.
You know, we were away fromeverything.
Small little town with nobodyin it.
(12:56):
So people left us alone.
Beautiful golf course up there.
So Buffalo, you know, finding asmall place out of the way,
kind of out of the city, you cando a lot of good things and you
know, it kind of leaves it upto you guys to make it a good
time, you know, if you're aroundthe right people.
That's kind of what makes abachelor party a bachelorette
party.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
So Buffalo, new York.
I got you.
No, no worries on that.
We'll stay with you on this one.
I I believe you're married nowtoo as well, so we're going to
go with this.
Where did you go for yourbachelor party?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Yeah, yeah, three years, three years strong.
So from Willoughby, ohio, sowe're 20 minutes from downtown
Cleveland.
So we started up in Willoughbyand there's really cheap bars
and food up in Willoughby.
So we started there, uh, renteda bus, went down to Cleveland
and did the whole hopping andyou know, walking around as the
(13:50):
bachelor party and you know,came back at the end of the
night.
So really it was a one nightthing.
It wasn't too much of acommitment amongst the guys I
was with, so it was in Cleveland, ohio.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Okay, drew, I don't believe you are engaged or
anything like that yet, but doyou have plans as for where you
would want to go for yours?
Speaker 5 (14:12):
Actually I just got engaged, like two weeks ago.
There, it is there it is yeah,once you do it, you start
thinking about it.
My friends and myself we kindof talked about it when we were
not kids but high school, likethe first guy gotta, we gotta go
to vegas, we gotta go to vegas.
(14:33):
And I would be one of the firstfew guys so thinking about that
.
Um, I've never been therebefore, so I I don't know about
it, but I've been to a casino inFlorida.
It's right outside of Miami.
It's the Hard Rock Casino.
It's shaped like a guitar.
I've been there about two orthree times and it's a blast.
(14:56):
It's so much fun.
So I would really, if I had topick right this second, I would
probably pick right outside.
I think it's called HollywoodFlorida, right down there.
Stay at the casino or get anAirbnb and chill in Miami for a
few days.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I got you.
Okay, jordan, what about you?
Speaker 7 (15:19):
yeah, uh.
So we, we went to I'm gonna putair quotes bristol, tennessee,
which is, like the you know, fareastern north, the eastern part
of tennessee, but really westayed in the mountains right
across the state line in northcarolina, like elk park, north
carolina, I think it was called.
It was, I mean, the, thesmallest town you could ever
think of.
Um, but we went to bristol forthe nascar race.
(15:42):
We played a bunch of golf, likethere were some sweet golf
courses up in the mountains andthen we, we finished off sunday
there was the big nascar race inbristol.
So we kind of put on ouramerican spirits and and got to
it at that but it was a goodtime, man, like it was the worst
golf you know we've all everplayed, but we had a blast.
you know shooting terrible, sothat's about how most bachelors
(16:03):
have to go.
I feel like it's just a bunchof crap, but you have a great
time 100%.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
If you're golfing at a bachelor party, I mean, yeah,
we're not going for score atthis point in time, brandon,
what about you?
Speaker 6 (16:20):
What's the question?
Again, we're answering.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Sorry, I was like in and and out where'd you go for
your bachelor party?
Speaker 6 (16:26):
well, I'm not.
I'm not engaged or married,I've never been.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I could but god damn, I am just all swinging missing
today.
Speaker 6 (16:35):
I could have swore you were, it's all good man no,
um, but I can give you where Iwould like to go.
Yeah, um, I love, I loveToronto, so I want to do Toronto
, canada.
Um, you know, toronto is a funcity.
I've only been a couple oftimes, but every time I go, each
time I went, it's been a blast,and so I just feel like there's
(16:57):
so much more of the city that Iwant to see and experience so
that going to be my, my uh, youknow that would be my preferred
destination I got you, mister.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I'm not even going to guess anymore if you're married
or engaged.
You know, did you have abachelor party and where was it
at?
Speaker 3 (17:11):
because I'm just swinging and missing uh, I'll
tell you what man, uh, I had.
Uh, you know, people talk aboutyou know, people talk about you
know one day, listen, man, minewas a summer long.
Every single day it wassomething different, and I just
(17:31):
put it like that.
Okay, I took full advantage.
Full advantage Every single day.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Mister, I would expect that, would expect
nothing less from you, my manthis is why, we love having you
on the show, mister and that is100 the truth don't doubt it at
all.
I don't doubt it.
Uh, alissa, what about you?
Speaker 4 (18:00):
yeah, we uh, we went to charlotte for mine but I had
actually picked out like threeplaces that I thought would be
cool to go, that were cheaperand still a fun time and let my
bridesmaids and pick, kind ofvote which place they really
wanted to go to of the three.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Okay, like I said, I was in Columbus Ohio, went to
Topgolf, wasn't really playingfor score, but I'll tell you
this, it's my first time evergoing to Topgolf.
Had no idea they had games likeattached there.
Like we just happened to lookup at the big screen and like,
how are we getting points?
(18:37):
Like we're not even hitting theball far, like we thought it
was just see how far you couldhit the hit the ball, not even
close.
We had no idea what we weredoing for like the first half
hour we were there.
Um, so it was a lot of fun.
Once you figured out what, whatthe hell we were doing, um for
sure, top golf is, uh, it's,it's a great place to go to.
Uh, only time I've been therewas for my bachelor party and
(19:00):
what I remember of it.
It it was such a good time.
Don't remember much after that.
I do remember coming home andsmacking my son for no reason.
That's one thing.
He was up, he shouldn't havebeen up, I don't know why.
Smacked him, said go to bed.
That was pretty much the extentof it.
So, yeah, that was thehighlight, I'll say my bachelor
(19:25):
party was coming home and justseeing the look on his face.
But yeah, that was where minewas cheap, it was quick, easy
and, you know, didn't have to dotoo much.
Travel about an hour away fromwhere, where I live, so not not
too too far uh to get to uh.
(19:48):
But, alyssa, when you'replanning a uh for you, a
bachelorette party, should thefuture groom or bride consider
the cost and length of the tripand distance to travel for the
guests that are attending, ordoes that?
Speaker 4 (20:07):
matter.
Yeah, I, um, I 100 think.
So I think if you're going toask your friends to make the
weekend about you, you have tobe able to also make it
accessible to them, as long asit's like within reason, um, and
I also think that's whysometimes the underrated ones
that are the best ones, becausethey're usually a little bit
cheaper, closer, easier to getto and really it's about having
(20:28):
all your friends there andhaving all your friends get
along.
So if you're making it easieron them, they're probably more
than likely going to have abetter time.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
I got you, drew, what about?
Speaker 5 (20:40):
you.
Yeah, I agree with Alyssa.
You know as we get up in ageall of us, you know life is
happening, kids are happening.
You know different situations.
So you know you don't want tosay, hey, we're going to pack
our bags and go to Rome for twoand a half weeks.
You know like you can't do it.
But you know in my experienceswith it, you know if you want to
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be there you'll be there andusually people go to them.
But you definitely take accountof, you know, different
situations and what people coulddo and what people can't do.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
But overall the people end up showing up, kind
of no matter what I got you,mister.
I can't wait to hear thisanswer.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
I tell you what I'll keep it, man, as pgi, as a, as
much as I possibly can.
But now, but you know, um, youknow, you know you want to take
in account.
You know people who you want totry to have around you.
Uh, when you, when you'replanning um, you know saying
this is, you know, this event,you know because you want to
again.
(21:47):
You know something like alisten said earlier.
You know you want to try andmake it accessible.
You know saying for people, youknow, because you know friends,
you know they as, uh, wisconsin, they, you know they get older
and people move away and theymove out.
You know everybody's not aslocal, so you try to find a
reasonable place where everybodycan come and meet up.
(22:09):
You know, but at the end of thevery day, man, you know I don't
, you know, at the end of thevery day, you know if you can
make it, you can make it, if youcan't, you can't.
It's still going to be a party.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Okay, jordan, what you can make, it you can make it
.
Speaker 7 (22:23):
You can't, you can't, it's still gonna be a party.
Okay, jordan, what about you?
Yeah, it seems like we're allpretty much in agreement.
Like you got to take intoaccount, um, everyone that's
around you that's going on thetrip.
You know, like my biggest thingwas, like you know, I was kind
of like a list of like, where Igave options like we could do
this, we could do that, and youknow the response that your
groomsmen give you, which, asthey should, is like, dude, you
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pick, you decide.
Like this is about you, but atthe same time, like I never
thought of it as about me, Ithought it's about us.
Like this is about celebratingour friendship in my mind, like
all of you are my best friends.
Like this is about celebratingus as a whole.
So I us as a whole.
So I like to take an account.
(23:05):
You know where everyone wantsto go, what to do, I mean, and
definitely you try to make it asfun but affordable as possible.
Um, so, like we took like therewas no way I was ever flying
anywhere for mine or anythinglike that.
It's just way too much to ask.
Um, but you definitely want totake into account.
Like you know, people are gonnabe taking off work, like mine.
We were there for freaking sixdays, like we were there for a
while.
(23:25):
You know what I mean.
So, like we all split thatAirbnb, you got people taking
off work Like I was lucky I'm ateacher, I timed it up with like
our Easter break, or it wasn'tEaster like our spring break, so
I only had, instead of however,many more.
But you got other people thatare taking off work for that and
coming for maybe four out ofthe six days, or taking off all
their work days and coming forsix days.
So we tried to make it asaffordable, accessible and as
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fun as possible and that's kindof what you got to do.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
I got you, Brandon.
What about you?
Speaker 6 (23:55):
Yeah, you know it's obviously agreeing with
everybody else, but you know Ilike to bargain high, try to
agreeing with everybody else,but you know I like to bargain
high to get some feelers outthere about six months before,
eight months prior.
Hey, you know you want to dojamaica.
Is it possible?
What is everybody feeling?
You know what I mean.
Like, so you got to get thefeelers out.
That's what we did with ourmiami vegas trips, because there
was a lot of us that went andso, organizing that, we were
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like where you know, let's,let's, let's aim high, we're
gonna be there for four or fivedays.
I think we're in vegas for likefive days, which is outrageous.
Um, I don't, I don't recommendthat to anybody.
You made it back from vegasafter five days.
I, I was, I, yeah, it was, itwas.
It was not completely in onepiece, I was I was significantly
.
I was in, I was in a bad.
I was in a bad place because Iwas miami in vegas summer and by
(24:38):
the time I hit june and I was,you know, it was not good.
I was going on.
I think I gave myself an IV orsomething when I got back on um
but yeah you aim high.
You know, you see what peoplecan do.
Obviously it's a once in alifetime, you know well, for
some I want to say once in alifetime might have multiple
bachelor parties, might bemarried multiple times.
But you know, it's, it's, it'sspecial, uh, it's, it's, it's.
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So, you know, I like toobviously give people a heads up
what's doable, what's not, becourteous of people's times and
schedules and families.
But hey, who's to say we can'tdo a crazy, you know, trip, if
you have the capability to do so.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Right, you made a lot of points there.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
I can't really refute on that one.
So, yeah, I like where yourhead's at.
But, tj, what about you?
Can we, can we all get back?
Can we all get to where we needto get to, Whatever it is?
You know, you're you, it'salways going to be.
You have good people around you, but you don't want to get so
crazy to where, hey, yourbachelor party is remembered for
all the things that went wrongversus all the things that went
right.
So, um, I think that there yougot to take into consideration
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of you want to be the one that'sremembered.
You want to be the bachelorparty that everybody talks about
and nobody's gonna talk aboutthe disaster it was, you know,
and be positive about it.
So, um, yeah, you got to takeinto consideration, maybe, where
it's at, the money cost, thefun to be had, but, um, you
really can't go wrong with thegood people, with good people
around you I got you drew?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
did I go to you?
Did I?
Did you answer this question oram I just losing my mind here?
Yeah, I did.
Okay, that's what I thought I'mjust it's.
We talked about it off, offcamera and off everything.
Yeah, what's going on with me?
So we're we had a feeling itwas going to go off the rails a
little bit here, but yeah it iswhat it is.
You know, life happens.
(26:35):
Um, oh yeah, for sure, uh t TJ.
Is there such a thing asinviting too many people to a
bachelor or bachelorette party?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Oh yeah, there is.
You got to remember that, eventhough you're the one being
celebrated, there's a part ofyou that's going to click where
it's like damn, if somethinggoes wrong, it's kind of my
fault, I was the one that set upthis bad situation.
And then you start freaking outlike now you kind of the one
babysitting and and you don'twant that either, so you can put
(27:08):
it out there.
People are always going to backout at the last second.
It is what it is.
But now if you have too many,too many cooks in the kitchen
doing a lot of dumb things andit turns into, you know, the
more people, the more badsituations could pop up.
So and I think also, when youkeep it light, you don't have as
many people it makes it morespecial for the people that are
there that you let them know.
Hey, you were on the list, youwere one of my people I was
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thinking about.
So I think that you can.
You can cap it at some point.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Yeah, we definitely don't need a hangover situation
going on at these parties, forsure.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
We don't nobody needs that to happen, but Drew, what
about you?
Yeah, I'm actually going todisagree with TJ.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
I think the first time we ever disagreed in our
life.
Listen to this.
This is a monumental moment.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
No, I think the more the merrier.
You know, like I think it alsodepends how many friends you
have.
You know I'm not going toinvite random strangers to mine,
but you know I got, I got a lotof good friends.
My fiance has a bigger side ofthe family.
You know I got a few cousinsand you know I'm starting to
plan mine out.
(28:20):
You know I'm starting to thinkof all those guys that are, you
know, going to be there.
It's not going to be like a,you know, 40, 50 people type of
thing, but there'll probably be.
You know, if I think nowprobably close to 17, 18 of us,
and those are the people thatyou know I want to be there.
And you know you're celebratingyourself and you want your
people that you care about to bethere.
And you know, like you'recelebrating yourself and you
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want your people that that youyou care about to be there.
And you know anything dependson person to person, but no, I
think, where you know the amountyou want, there is the amount
you want there I got you,brandon, what about you?
Speaker 6 (28:58):
and I say more to mary too.
I'm agree with drew on that.
I think, um, the more peopleyou just have to celebrate, you
know something special like thatyou know the better.
And so, yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm allfor um, trying to get as many
people on board as possible.
That means something to me.
At least you know what I mean.
So I'm totally here for thatgotcha jordan what about you?
Speaker 7 (29:23):
you know, originally when you asked this I was kind
of like, nah, man, you want tokeep it, you know, fairly small.
But then I kind of gotpersuaded over the last two
responses here and I mean I Ikind of agree with them like, um
, what drew said, everyone'sdifferent.
So I think some people have asmaller circle, some people are
blessed with a bigger circle ofpeople they trust and love and
(29:45):
that they consider their bestfriends, you know, and, and if
that's the case and you got alot of people in your corner
like that, then God bless you.
Like hell yeah, man, bring themand let it rip.
You know.
But what I will say is I've seenpeople do this before.
I've never been in one that'shad it.
But I've seen people, you know,they bring their groomsmen or
(30:06):
bridesmaids on on trips that areusually farther away, um, and
then they will bring an extrafriend or someone else just to
bring the price of where they'restaying down, and that's that's
messed up to me, like you know.
I mean, I've seen peopleintentionally do that.
I feel like, and that don't flywith me.
But I mean, like I said, if yougot, you know, 17, 18 people in
(30:30):
your corner, man like hell,yeah, bring them on and let's go
like that's cool, you know whatI mean.
I get it, but don't do themoney thing.
Don't do the money thing.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
That's, that's lame yeah, for sure I get it um with
the, the big circles and andwhatnot.
I'm trying to lose people outof my circle.
And if I'm being 100 honestwith myself as I get older, like
I'm trying to lose people outof my circle and if I'm being
100 honest with myself as I getolder, like I'm becoming the
crotchety old man is what I'm.
I'm the becoming the epitome ofget off my lawn guy.
Is is where I'm coming at in inmy old age.
(31:01):
For sure, uh, but mister, whatabout you?
Speaker 3 (31:05):
no, there's no such thing.
There's no cap.
There's no cap of time, there'sno cap of place location no,
there's no cap man.
This guy who had a whole summer.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
It's a whole summer and I expected less from this
answer.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
I really wish I went to Mr Batchelor.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I wish I knew Mr.
Back then we did it again.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
A whole summer bachelor party.
That's right.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
And this is what some of you guys need to realize.
Man, hey, you know, don't thinkit has to be.
You know what I'm saying.
Just one location, guys, youknow, go to have multiple ones,
have multiples, man, you know,you might have one in PA one
week, you might do one inCleveland the next week.
(32:01):
You know what I'm saying.
Another two weeks you might godown to the National, you might
go down to Charlotte, hey, andthen you know, on that final
final, you know, take might godown to the National National
League, you might go down toCharlotte, and then you know, on
that final final, you don'ttake that trip out to Las Vegas.
You know what I'm saying.
And make it back Absolutely.
Speaker 5 (32:17):
Mr needs to be a motivational speaker.
I love this.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
You missed your calling man.
Be a motivational speaker.
Speaker 7 (32:25):
Mr's going to start a new thing.
There's no more bachelorbachelor trips.
It's called the run-up to thehump.
Every month you take a trip,the run-up to the hump.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
That's perfect.
I like that.
Speaker 7 (32:37):
You get married in July.
You got six months to run upthe hump.
Every month you go somewheredifferent.
That's the new term.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir.
That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Baby, I don't know if the mic picked this up, but as
soon as I said you had asummer-long bachelor party, my
wife goes.
Oh god, are they still marriedafter that?
Speaker 7 (32:59):
It was just out of nowhere.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Oh, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
That's awesome, dude, dude.
Mister, my wife absolutelyloves your answers and then when
she listens to the show, she'slike.
She's like it's mr gonna be on.
Every time I tell her there's around table, she's like please
tell me mr's gonna be on itbecause she loves the answers
that you give for any episode,no matter what the topic is, you
come out with phenomenal stuff.
Uh, alissa, we didn't forgetabout you with this when we got
off the rails with mr.
Uh, no matter what the topic is, you come out with phenomenal
stuff.
Alyssa, we didn't forget aboutyou with this one.
(33:33):
We got off the rails with Mr.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
What about you?
Maybe this is a differentperspective because I'm a female
, but I definitely think thatthere could be too many.
You know cooks in the kitchen.
But I think it also reallydepends on the personality of
your friends, because for me, Ithink the best thing is like on
mine we had about nine and theyall like the coolest thing about
the Batch Bachelorette Party,batch Party, I think is seeing
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all your best friends fromdifferent circles like be best
friends in that moment and Ithink if you know that you have
some personalities that aren'tgoing to get along well, then
maybe yes, it's still about you,but I think you need to take
that into consideration.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
I got you.
Ok, we'll stay with you on thisone.
Have you ever had to plan abachelorette party for any of
your friends?
Speaker 4 (34:23):
No, thank gosh, I don't want to, I don't.
Yeah, that sounds like anightmare to me.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
No, thank gosh, I don't want to part of it.
I don't.
Yeah, that sounds like anightmare to me.
I haven't had to plan one forany of my friends, um, but I
didn't.
I barely could plan my own.
So, like it was, it was yeah,so yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
I'll check yes or no.
Like if you give me a list ofthings, I can go down and be
like yes, no, yes, no.
Or if you want ideas, I'll helpyes or no.
Like if you give me a list ofthings, I can go down and be
like yes, no, yes, no.
Or if you want ideas, I'll helpgive them, but I don't want to
actually structure it.
That's.
I want to show up and have funand be the energy oh yeah, I
definitely bring the energy, forsure.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Um yeah, not planning one, mister.
Uh, I can't wait for this,mister.
What about you?
Speaker 3 (35:05):
no, you know what, ironically man, no, seriously
man, no, I I've.
No, I haven't man, that is, uh,that is something to think
about.
No, I don't know, we're gonnahave to change that.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Now, mister, like that we got.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
We gotta find somebody drew mister, can you be
my best man please?
Speaker 1 (35:26):
drew, we gotta.
He just got engaged.
We got a golden opportunityblock off the summer?
Speaker 2 (35:35):
yeah, no, we're going everywhere we're blocking the
summer off for you drew.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
You better save up some vacation days run up to the
hump buddy I'm a teacher allsummer, up to the hump buddy.
Speaker 5 (35:46):
I'm a teacher All summer.
Let's rock All summer.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Oh, you're a teacher, oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (35:51):
All summer let's rock baby Drew, do you have a date
set yet?
Because if not, buddy, it's along run up to the hump.
Speaker 5 (35:56):
No, I don't, we can start now, if you want.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Start now.
I tell you, at 11.59pm tonight,drew boy, we're going to start
you might hit the line I'll getin my car right now.
Speaker 5 (36:15):
Oh shit.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Jordan what about you .
Speaker 7 (36:19):
Hold on Now.
I lost my train of thought.
Have you ever planned one forany of your friends?
Oh hell, no.
But I'm going to have threenext year, but luckily I'll have
people to collaborate with onit.
But you know what I think it's.
I'm going to go back to Alyssafor a moment.
Guys and girls are so differentwhen it comes to bachelorette
(36:41):
trips, at least in my opinion.
Like guys can just randomly,sporadically do things, not
saying you couldn't, alyssa, oranything like that, but like
girls, when they go on a trip,it's like they like to have
detailed from this time we'redoing this, we're going to here,
we're going to here.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
And I don't know.
Speaker 7 (36:59):
I don't think, alyssa , you're like that, but I've
seen girls that are like I mean,it is just like an itinerary
list and like I don't know, Icould never do that.
So if I'm in charge and one ofmy best friends whose trip we're
going on, he wants me to dothat, I'm not the guy for that,
but I can give you a baseline.
(37:19):
I give you an outline, a roughoutline.
It's going to be a roughoutline.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
For sure I get that, though, jordan.
It's going to be a roughoutline.
For sure I get that, though,jordan.
The only other one I've been towas my best friend's.
It was in South Bend, indiana.
He was getting married nearNotre Dame where his wife went
to college and everything likethat.
And I mean his brother didn'treally plan much.
(37:45):
It was, hey, we're all showingup, basically, um, about four or
five days before before thewedding, guys are just going to
get together.
We just kind of were like hey,this, this pub's open, y'all
want to go here.
Like that was kind of the gistof it, like there wasn't
anything real crazy, um, butlike it that we were all flying
by the seat of our pants, likewe had a general idea, we're
(38:07):
meeting here and then from therealso like we're going to figure
it out, we're going to buildour wings and jump off this
cliff and figure it out on theway down.
That that was the entirety ofthe night.
Speaker 7 (38:20):
Yeah, sometimes just the unscripted is the best,
because then you don't know whatthe night holds.
A hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
But Brandon, what about you?
Speaker 6 (38:28):
Yeah, because then you don't know what the night
holds, 100%.
But Brandon, what about you?
Yeah, so I have had to plan two.
And then I had to plan animpromptu night just because
shit was getting a little boring.
So I had to make a quick MiamiFlorida connection to a club
last minute, and so that waspretty fun.
But the one was local, so itwasn't that bad.
The other one that was a littlebit more intense was the
Cleveland trip, because Iplanned that whole weekend, but
(38:53):
it was pretty fun and everybody.
If you have to plan one for thefuture, just chat GPT.
Now All you got to do is chatGPT.
Plan me a weekend to Miami.
I'm a batch, I'm the best manand that shit.
We'll plan it for you.
So fear not, we are in the newage of technology, so you're
good.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
I did all that pre-ChatGPT man.
Speaker 6 (39:16):
So it was fun, though it was a good time Talk about
AI.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
That's terrifying.
Ai planning a bachelor partythe amount of shit that's going
to happen at that party if youfollow chat btt is just like.
It's just as my wife would sayso many blown achilles.
Like quick, quick little sidestory here because I have to
(39:42):
tell this.
I don't know if I've told itout here before, but we were.
We were watching an nfl gameand they kept coming up with aws
, the, the stat cast, and shewas just like what is that?
I was like it's ai.
She's like is that why peopleare blowing their achilles?
I was like do you know what aistands for?
Like she had no idea what itstood for.
(40:03):
I was like it's artificialintelligence, basically the
computers.
Oh, I thought that's why, likethere were so many Achilles
injuries Now, anytime anybodymentions AI, I was like you're
just going to blow your Achillesout, man.
That's what's going to happennow.
It's funny to us, I guess.
But yeah, she thought that,drew, what?
Speaker 5 (40:26):
about you.
Yeah, I had a plan uh one itwas actually Fitty's master
party.
But um, you know, fitty, he had.
He had an idea what he wantedto do and he had outlined it for
for me.
So it was super easy.
All he had to do was kind ofcollect some money and show up,
in a sense.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
I was gonna say Fitty planned that whole thing.
Speaker 5 (40:47):
Don't act like you had anything to do with that the
only only thing I had to doreally is we got a boat for a
day and, um, I don't know ifanyone ever had to drive a boat
before.
Yeah, but he wanted me to drivethe boat because I was the best
man and it was probably thechoppiest day in lake erie that
ever was ever.
(41:07):
And I'm driving this boat andit's choppy.
I don't know how to drive aboat and it was fun, but towards
the end I got a little nuts.
So that was my best manresponsibilities that weekend
Driving the boat.
Yeah, because he handled allthe rest.
If you're ever needing aboating license, all you got to
(41:28):
do is you go up to this attic inErie and you watch a 10-minute
video and half of it doesn'twork.
Another half is muted, so it'skind of like here's the keys and
figure it out Just type Bill,just sit in this room for 10
minutes and then we'll give youkeys.
Essentially, with a 17-year-oldthat's trying to like get a, a
video to work, I'm like okay,this is not yeah, and all right,
here's the keys.
(41:49):
Go drive a boat.
I'm like okay, but um so ifanyone ever needs anyone to
drive a boat, I I haveexperience, I got you tj, what
about?
Speaker 2 (41:59):
you never had to plan one, um, but yeah, uh, bachelor
and bachelor parties are.
You are vastly different.
But I feel like, guys, we havelike, hey, this is what I'd kind
of like to do, and then I don'teven care what day it's on,
let's just kind of do thesethree things or four things, and
we don't care what time we wakeup, we don't care what time
(42:21):
we're, just hey, somebody onbreakfast.
Cool, we doing that thing today.
Yeah, let's do that today.
You know, so it's.
I mean, I'll be down for it.
You know, being a teacher, youlesson plan, so you put things
together every day.
So I'll be cool with it ifsomebody ever asks.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Yeah, I mean you're not wrong with just guys.
Just don't plan anything.
I'm a 13-year comedian.
I barely plan my sets outanymore at this point in time.
It's just that's where I'm at.
I'm not planning a bachelorparty.
That's not going to happen.
Tj, we're going to round outthe show with this question here
(43:03):
, and it's where do you thinkwould be the worst place to have
a bachelor or bacheloretteparty?
Browns game.
I'm not even mad at that answerbecause it is like it's just
you know they're gonna lose.
That's the problem is it's gonnabe a loss.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Um I, you know honestly for me, somewhere cold,
I don't want to go anywherecold.
Know honestly for me, somewherecold, I don't want to go
anywhere cold.
It's hard for me to enjoy coldweather, cold and snow, because
then you've got to drive aroundtrying to get place to place.
You know everybody's inside, soyou know somewhere cold and
crowded, got you?
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Drew, what about you?
Speaker 5 (43:48):
Yeah, this is probably going to be extremely
unpopular opinion and every timeI say this, people are like
you're out of your mind.
I can't stand like the hikingtrips.
Like I'm not here to hike, I'mhere to like drink beer and have
a good time.
So like I went on a hikingbachelor party and I thought I
was just a job off, jump off themountain.
I was like I was that close todoing it.
(44:08):
Um, I don't know, I just Iviewed it as like a you know, a
bachelor parties to have fun,beard up and walk around a city
type of thing.
I'm just not a hiking guy, I'mnot an outdoors or a woods kind
of guy.
So I guess my answer would beworst.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
I got you.
That's a good answer.
I'm not going to lie.
I don't hate that.
I'm a hiking kind of guy.
Speaker 5 (44:32):
People you're out of your mind.
I love hiking the views, theweather, the trees.
Speaker 6 (44:36):
I'm like eh, you know yeah.
Speaker 5 (44:49):
Get with nature, Drew .
I can go for a stroll with theboys, but I don't know if I can
hike a mountain with the boys.
Speaker 7 (44:52):
I don't know if we're going on miles.
A stroll up a little hill.
Speaker 3 (44:54):
Okay, you just need a little shot of 1800.
You'll be alright.
Get charged up, you'll be goodto go.
Speaker 5 (45:06):
He got a plan on my bachelor.
It has to happen.
He got to plan my bachelor.
I mean, it has to happen.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
He knows the spots, he knows the hiking spots.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Dude, we are going to make this happen for you, Drew.
There's no way this isn'thappening.
I will make it my life'smission at this point in time to
make this happen.
Speaker 5 (45:22):
We don't need chat GPT.
We got Mr.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
We don't need chat GPT.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
Chat Mr dog dog, we got chat, mister.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Yeah, there you go, jordan.
What about you?
Speaker 7 (45:38):
for this last question.
Um, it's gonna sound badbecause I mean I would love to
go on one here, but I think anyplace that you can drastically
lose money fast is not good.
Now, drew or who, who said theywere going?
Yeah, I think drew.
You said you're going to casinodown in florida, right?
Speaker 5 (45:59):
um, if I had to do it now, yeah, that's where I go I
mean that's better than vegas.
Speaker 7 (46:04):
Like, just hit that.
Listen.
Here's my advice to you,because I've been to Vegas a few
times, the casinos you saidyou've gambled too.
But just go in there with thecash you want to use and do not
go anywhere near that ATM buddy.
Don't do it.
We're always talking to one ofmy friends who's getting married
(46:25):
at some point next year andhe's a gambler.
My friends who he's gettingmarried at some point next year
and he's he's a gambler.
We were.
He was at my house for lastweek when I got married and I
come into my living room he'sgot fan on my tv and he's
gambling on ponies in australiaat 1 am.
He's up.
He's up slapping his own assgetting the horse to ride faster
on a one lap australian ponyrace.
(46:46):
Like that's a problem.
You got a real problem ifyou're up at 1 am gambling on
ponies in australia.
So when you get a little bit offuel in you, that 1800 mister's
talking about you start reallyfeeling yourself and winning a
few times.
That's a slippery slope.
You go down, so I'm a man.
Vegas has got to be the worstplace to go, Because how many
(47:09):
people I wonder what's thepercent of people that come out
on top of Vegas after theirbachelor weekend?
Speaker 5 (47:16):
It can't be high 0.4% .
Speaker 7 (47:21):
And lost it all in 20 minutes on one game because I
just thought I could do it.
And it's got to be the worstplace because you're going to
lose money, you're just going to.
Speaker 5 (47:29):
I also feel like if you do win money, it's like all
right, where are we going?
It's on me, I need to spend itanyways.
Speaker 7 (47:34):
It's gone, that money's gone.
Whatever you win is gone in 30minutes.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
It's gone, Brandon.
I don't know if there's manyplaces left.
Speaker 6 (47:45):
What about you?
Yeah, you, yeah, so I gotta, Igotta, agree with a little bit.
About drew and jordan, I sharethe same sentiments.
Vegas, I think, is a littleoverrated spot.
I'm not a big.
I'm not a big gambler.
I think I blew 300 within thefirst like five minutes of being
in a casino and that was it,and I retired and my jersey is
hung up on the rafters I willnever do that again.
(48:05):
Um, but I I think, if I have topick one, I'm not a big camping
outside guy, so like I I think Ithink that would that would for
me, that would bore me and Iwouldn't have fun I got you oh,
here we go now, we're now, we'renow, we're at it.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
Mister, what about you?
Speaker 3 (48:25):
so you, you know the location there's.
There's not a such thing as abad location.
Now, the thing is, you know,saying with that in mind, the
thing is, you know who is themole.
You want to make sure you don'thave a mole in your camp, yep
yep, he's speaking the truthover here there's one in every
(48:47):
group there is.
You can go anywhere.
You can go to Antarctica,freaking Alaska.
There is no such thing as a badplace.
Let me tell you something if Ican go to Mars, I will go to
Mars and have me a good time,alright, with one of them.
(49:07):
You know what I'm saying?
Fun piece absolutely.
Go to Mars and have me a goodtime, all right, with one of
them.
Captain Kirk, you know what I'msaying?
Fun piece, absolutely.
Speaker 5 (49:14):
You can get to Mars.
Speaker 6 (49:19):
Yeah, the guy who goes on Facebook Lives the whole
trip he needs to be kicked out.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
We had that happen.
Speaker 6 (49:26):
in Miami we had a dude who was going live all the
time.
We were like, man, if you don'tturn that damn live off right
now.
Speaker 3 (49:32):
What's the matter with you?
I was like get me off.
Speaker 6 (49:34):
I felt like a celebrity.
I was like, no, he ain't, heain't getting me.
Speaker 3 (49:39):
Oh yeah, that person's bad.
Speaker 6 (49:41):
He was TMZ-ing us man .
He was TMZ and us.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
You can't have that guy man.
Speaker 6 (49:48):
No, that's the mole, that's the outward that's the
guy You're talking about, mister.
Speaker 3 (49:55):
That's the mole.
Hey, you gotta have one of them.
Ads dog that.
You know what I'm saying?
That block you know what I'msaying cameras from coming up.
You know what I'm saying?
Block the Wi-Fi.
Speaker 2 (50:03):
You gotta have one of those buffers, man.
You need that dude smacking thephones out of their hands.
Speaker 4 (50:08):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Oh yeah, dion don't take pictures.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
I call you as the paparazzi.
I knew better than not to haveMr Going Last, but, alyssa, we
got one more person here to getthrough.
I should have said Mr for lastbut Alyssa, what about?
You, you're not having faith inmy answer.
You're giving mr all the credithere, but I mean that's a tough
(50:34):
act to follow following mr.
Speaker 4 (50:35):
It is hard, it won't be as entertaining, but I don't
think there's such a thing asnecessarily a bad place.
I think there's a bad itineraryand bad like really expensive.
So if you're making all yourfriends spend a lot of money and
then you're booking it thingafter thing after thing and I
have no time to chill, and thenI'm drained and spending money,
(50:56):
and then you throw in somethinglike something you really don't
enjoy on top of it, yeah, thatthat's where I would probably
say like I don't know if there'sa bad place, but it's bad
itinerary and planning, I think.
Speaker 3 (51:09):
I gotcha, we're doing that one yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
Yeah for sure.
Definitely bad planning, I mean.
But I got to agree with Mr andAlyssa here.
I don't think there could be abad place.
I mean, I have zero desire togo to Vegas.
I'm a gambler and I have zerodesire to go to Vegas.
Desire to go to Vegas, I'm agambler and I have zero desire
to go to Vegas.
But yeah, I think if you getthe right people, I could go to
(51:34):
a dirt mound in my backyard andhave fun at a bachelor party
with the right people.
So I get that.
But I mean, that's a tough one.
There's no bad places, honestly, other than Cleveland.
The hell with Cleveland, justfor you, tj, to get that in
(51:57):
there.
But that is actually going todo it for this week's episode of
the Ride Home Rants podcast.
This week's episode of the ridehome rants podcast.
I want to thank all of myguests TJ, alyssa drew, mr
Jordan and Brandon for coming onand talking all things bachelor
and bachelor at parties.
This was a lot of fun to get totalk about this and everything
(52:20):
that goes along with them.
As always, if you enjoyed theshow, be a friend, tell a friend
.
If you didn't tell him anyways,they might like it, just
because you didn't, that's goingto do it for me and I will see
y'all next week.
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