Family Friendly Netflix AI Movie Night | RMTS 142 W/ Ryan Kastu Rivera & Verlisify - RMTS Podcast

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Boys. I think this is literallythe most content that we've created since me
and Burlos got together as a team, probably in like probably since it started.
This is fucking crazy. This issecond episode we have recorded in two
days now. We have the bestproducer for YouTube on the channel. This

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week we got Ryan from Dvin mcinness. Has it been brother, It's been
a while since me and you havetalked, probably like what like six seven
months something like that. Has itbeen that long It's something like that.
Yeah, yeah, well this isa classic base of time flies. No,
it's been a crazy time. Ithink it's been like four months since

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Gavin was on pKa, and itwas a couple months before that that we
kind of hit it off and we'rechatting and talking about trying to make that
shit happen. I think we didtalk afterwards briefly though. Yeah, no,
no, we were talking about someweird shit because I was like,
oh, I know that I knowthat location on that number. You're like,
nah, nah, that's family right, I'm here, yeah, because
I was in the I was inthe city right before that, and You're

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like, yeah, yeah, youcould have. We'll find some time,
will come and hang out at sometime, I was like, nah,
I need I need to step upmy game. So, well, you're
in you have a resentment towards thecity folks. Oh no, that I
almost got kidnapped by city folks,Like come on, like, yeah,
they're not the greatest I've never seensomebody first stand offish, it was weird,

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but in your kidnapper is usually supposedto be a little nicer, so
that way they can Normally, yourkidnapper runs up on you with a white
van, not you know, locksboth of your doors that you're forty dollars
vehicle. Is it? Wow,it doesn't It sounds like that's a good
way for him to get kidnapped.Yeah. He's like, oh, I

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just put you know those metal gatesthat they put over mall kiosks when they
decide to close. They put thoseover the garage that my car was in
there, like yeah, go toyour car and then let me walk all
the way to the car and thenthey're like you got to come here.
It's like, what the heck isgoing on? I see it? Like
and they owned those garages like yeah, oh I see yeah, yeah,

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yeah, no, it was justa weird setup. Well, my buddy,
that I just my buddies now,but we weren't we and we boxed
each other and it was like agrudge match like leading up to it,
and as I reasoned, and we'vebecome friends afterwards. But there was like

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a lot of crap talking beforehand.It was like an internet beef. And
then after the you know, afterwe boxed it out, it was like
we just got along, respect toeach other's training and stuff, and had
some funny things to share about theway leading up to it. But he
just like last week, got attackedby a guy by with nunchucks and broke

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his forearm fracture. Sit Yeah,like just you know, doing his job,
like working in New York City,like loading a truck or something.
Why why is the world getting soweird that there's just random nun chuck attacks?
Like is there more than just thatone? Is? No, But
like ten years ten years ago,if somebody said, yeah, I was

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attacked by some random guy who ranup on me with nunchucks that I've never
met before in my life and theybeat the shit out of me, would
you believe them? Actually? Whereif it took place in New York City,
then the like I live in UpstateNew York. But I think I've
only seen legitimate nunchucks that were madeout of wood and not the plastic dollar

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store ones once in my life.I don't think I've ever seen that before.
So I don't know, man,I've been nunchucking like over like last
summer. I just started. Iwas like, that's something that an Asian
guy should do. So I justlike, let's get this going, and
uh, yeah, this is aYouTube sort of me like I didn't mean

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to, but I was like filmingmyself none chucking away, and I did
like the like what they do incomedy movies when they hit themselves in the
balls and it's like that doesn't reallyhappen, it doesn't really happen. No,
it absolutely really happens. I rememberJohnny Cage in I believe it was
real come at Deadly Alliance. Hehad nunchucks as his like special weapon,

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and I was like, mom,I want nunchucks now. So we went
to Dollar Tree and they had theselittle plastic ones and I fucking slapped my
gooch with them and I threw themon the fuck out. I was like,
no, no, no, I'mfucking done now. Yeah, I'm
done. So you're a guc guy, okay, because there's other words for
it. There's huge. That's actuallygood take guy. See, I think

(04:51):
I might be a grundle. Icould be a grundle guy. Gndle.
Yeah, that's like more uncommon.Yeah. And then also, uh,
i've heard scene to so you saidGucci said taint Grundle and perennium. I
think perenium is the actual I thoughtyour perenium was the thing under your dickhead,

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like the little square. I thinkit's a frenellum or something. Yes,
No, it's both. No,that's filterum, that's filterum. Never
mind, I'm a dipshit. It'sjust us saying a Latin Uh. You
know. Yeah, let's just getall of you a whole bunch of body
lessons on how things work. Speakingof that, uh, with all the

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stuff going on with having a babyand everything else, I think you're going
to be proud to find out thatNetflix AI has decided that they will make
every movie family safe. So nowyou can have family time watching Titanic and
not have to worry about a wholebunch of nipple slips. They've added a
choice to all Netflix movies that havenew or sex scenes in them to where
you can make a choice and itremoves all of it. Wow, that's

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actually weird. So there is nomore netflixing and chilling. You can only
watch movies without nudity now on Netflix, and it's a choice. I don't
know why they didn't add any oppositewhat about bad language? It's a weird
one because I mean if it's becausebasically it's like now these are like TV

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ready right, but like the funniestthings about like watching Scarface and like Spike
TV was like when they changed thecuss words into like instead of He's like,
how am I going to get ascar like this eating pussy? And
they change it to pineapple and hislips don't mouth the word pineapple, so

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it's just like pineapple. It's like, are you watching a Japanese gun flue
flick? But I'm actually skip theforeplay make Family Movie Night less awkward by
deleting naughty scenes from the show.I appreciate that. I'm gonna I really
do as a as a Catholic revert, and somebody's like really taking the faith

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pretty seriously, Like like I don'tlike to get horny when I'm not planning
on it. I think that that'skind of a it's it's like messed up.
Like even when I was like totallyfine with like jerking off and porn
and stuff. I remember like whenyou see an ad or something like that
that makes you horny, It's like, well, I wasn't going to waste

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now, and I don't like tobe controlled like that too. And this
was actually like for no even likereligious reason at all or like not even
to be like a my dog ison one right now? Is he tearing
down your set? Just just tackingme? Ye? See that is usually

(07:56):
better on the camera transition. Yeah. I like this set up there for
shorts and it looks so much cleaner. Oh that's a husky. Nice Yeah,
I gotta take around the roof's gonnabe like this. Yeah, she's
on one. I've never heard adog on a mic like like an s

(08:16):
F eight pro podcasting, like shelegitimately will walk up to him, slap
him, walk up to him andfucking bark at him like that and just
try and talk to him. It'sit's the weirdest thing. I'm actually glad
that you got up real quick becauseI kind of thought that you were paralyzed
for a second just because of howlike lounged you were. So I got

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like one of those like super reclininggamer chairs and that's that's the plan,
is just like lock in and bedone. Yeah, it looks like you're
like you know that the episodes ofPK were Drifter God God bless him,
but he's something. He told anamazing story last time he was on here
about how he finally did feeded oneof his sleep demons, about how he

(09:03):
turned it into Trump and he defeatedTrump, and it was hilarious. Really.
I like to attack Drift or Ilike it when you sleeping. I
like to wake him up, andI like to invade his dreams, right,
we like to really make Drift afraid. And so he beat Trump.
As that's interest because I thought lastI heard that the demons went away because

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he did some treatment. This wasright as that. No, that was
right as that happened. It wasreally interesting. We did a full two
hours with him and then he's like, yeah, wait, guys, bro,
this is like yeah, so how'sthe demons going? And he's like,
no, we got to go backon He's like, no, we
go back on camera for this andwe talked for like another thirty minutes.

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Dang. Yeah, No, itwas a good chump saving it for his
Halloween story on Channel Yeah, it'sa good one. I like how everyone
he dressed up for the Halloween episodeon any Day as the cloud that was
I was completely planned beforehand, andsitting there talking with him beforehand and getting
everything set up, they had noidea. It completely was all staged for

(10:09):
the most fantastic That's pretty awesome.But yeah, and I was working in
the city for Anthony Coomi as anetwork. It was like really interning.
I wasn't getting paid, but Iwould be like busy, like running around
town, like buying costumes to doimpressions on the show, and like you
know, and I'm from Upstate NewYork too. I mean I was born
in the Bronx, but I wasraised Upstate New York. So this is

(10:31):
like wow, Like I'm doing stuffin the city with this on the show
that I was like listening to,So this is a pretty big opportunity.
And I would just get like myattention totally diverted by like short shorts,
some chick wearing short shorts, andlike I'm like, this is like,
I I feel like more valuable thanjust like some probably unimported attention. Yeah,

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and so just like some self dignity. Yeah, I don't so.
I I like the Netflix thing withthe no horny in this thing. We're
watching The Righteous Gemstones right now andit's very funny, but the o there's
a good amount of nudity in there. Fall Out hit you with that in
the first episode, and it's thefirst episode. I'm gonna I'm gonna spoil

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this little bit. The main charactergets married and they're they're they're consummating their
marriage and it's a raider and hehas to and they fucking go at it
as they're fucking, and they endup fucking and stop fucking, and then
they start trying to kill each otherwithin seconds, and I'm like, what
the fuck is going Like, whoa, this is a weird kind of boner

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right now, You're going from ahappy boner to all of a sudden,
we're killing each other and there wasno nudity. You did a new sex.
It was a weird It was aweird kind of flow. It's really
good show, though. Yeah.I love Fallout and I was I was
listening to Kyle to real quick.I probably just have to take out the
dog. I try to take herout before, but dogs didn't go.
Let's go now. But I'm busy, that's what. Yes, I know

(12:03):
it's fine. This dog's annoying.The angle too, like this is like
a paraplegia guys angle like legitimately looklike he's a dog is obedient, you
know how the wheelchairs. Yeah,yeah, exactly. I guess that's the
bonus. Yeah. I Lofella.I was hearing Kyle talk about it.

(12:26):
He loves it. Man. I'mnot super picky too. I'm not like
a super fan guy who's like thisis inaccurate, that's not canonical. But
this guy that I think it lookedbetter than the games really, so that
dystopian fifties I like, but Idon't like the way that they kind of
sculpted the cars to look like theirasses were bigger than their nose. Like,

(12:48):
yeah, logically, it just doesn'tcompute to me, Like it doesn't
seem realistic enough. Yeah, andsome of the stuff that they didn't fall
out for where there's like meat bagsfucking hanging up. Why the fuck is
there a meat bag hanging up?You know? To one hundred years after
there's a problem, like you wouldassume that there would be some sort of
disconnect there and that's where so likethat kind of fucked with me. So

(13:11):
I'm hoping now that I'm going tore download everything that there's a way to
just kind of mod that ship andmake it look normal, like like Netflix,
It's like, this is this isthe age of editing out the stuff
that is we don't need it justweird. Yeah, that's that's the next
level of on demand. It's likenot only can you pick whatever show you're
watching, you could actually like formthe version of the show you want.

(13:33):
It's pretty It was fucking gorgeous though, like for what it is. And
it was shot up here. Idon't know if you knew that, but
it was. It was shot upin Kingston and it was shot in Robster's
Falls, I believe. Yeah,no way, Yeah, that's you know.
The most exciting thing ever was whenAdam Clayton was being filmed near Washingtonville,

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like in the Trustle near Salisbury Millskind of that's large county and yeah,
it was just very in New York. Oh you I mean, so
it was Kingston is ours? No, Poughkeepsie is the cutoff. Hey,

(14:15):
I love Potown cut Off. There'sa difference of people down there. Did
you ever go to the Chants Theaterin Poughkeepsie. I don't think i've.
When I've heard about it, it'sI think run down and kind of shitty
now is yes, Oh, it'salways been rundown in shitty as far as
I remember. The first show Isaw there was Vanilla Fudge and Blue.

(14:37):
It was a huge fan and thenwe wound up playing that, uh,
that venue a couple of times,me and me and I think two different
bands played that venue. But it'slike an old theater and they had three
different venues in it. There's ClubCrannell, there was the Loft, I
think, and then there's the maintheater which had like balcony seating and like

(14:58):
the ornate, like old old styletheater like Fallout and but yeah, just
I could talk to you about upstate. It probably would bore the audience though,
But exactly, I just have anaffinity for it because it's like the
part of New York that nobody thinksexist. I think it's just one giant
city sometimes, isn't that? Andthat's why everybody wants to separate it,

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Like, I know, you kindof probably shade rather right. Leading If
you look at the state of NewYork, the only part that's blue are
literally the cities. Yeah. Yeah, if you separate New York City,
it would go red. If youjust disconnected Long Island entirely, just cut
it off. No fucking clue.What's going on with this dog? That

(15:43):
dog has the most zoomies? Isthat that dog is the most energy in
that room. Yeah, I've neverseen zoomies like this. This is he's
got zoomies so hard. I wouldthink that he'd be selling beanies and Hemp
vans. Plus Thanks, it's gettingclose to that time. But you know,

(16:08):
me and Chong and Call of Duty. No, yeah, the drop
today. I guess they have athirty dollars pack and you get cheat and
Chong and three gunskins. You know. I was just on Twitter and I
get hit with these ads. Werelike Chong is like try our gummies.

(16:30):
I just I don't know, I'vehad enough of Cheech and Chong man,
like when it was like seventies,like smoking dog shit because the dog ate
the weed. That was all aboutit. But I don't know it's almost
like Snoop Dogg, Snoop Doggs,Cheach and Chong. They're done. And
I remember when we were little andold people like sixty seventies look like a
dog's asshole, Like they looked fuckinghorrible at sixty. Yeah, these dudes

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faces have so many oil spots andlook so much like fucking Hulk Hogan's ash
cheek that somebody stretched for six daysand then pushed it on somebody's face.
It he's so disgusting. I don'tunderstand. The only reason people are going
to buy this pack is because it'sfucking animated, and when you kill somebody,
they turn into a one. It'sthe only reason, man, we're

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turning into like that movie with theTerry Crews was the President and it was
like Camacho Mountain Dew something. Doyou know that movie? No, I
don't. My ADHD is so badwith movies and TV shows and shit that
I kind of to resort back tothose same exact things. I've actually,

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like, not seen it in itsentirety. It's it's called like it's like
a dystopian like retarded world movie,and it's made by the guy who did
King of the Hill. Who's thatguy, Mike something you know? No,
I know, like, just getmy Dudge movie Idiocracy, Idiocracy,

(18:06):
the world is liberally turning. Anddid you know they use crocs in that
movie because they were likely kind ofbrand new at the time, and he
was like, what's the most ridiculousthing that we could find shoe wise?
And it was crocs, And it'slike, let's make everybody wear crocs.
Everybody's wearing crocs now. Yeah,Like it's literally crocs or ugs, and
dudes are now wearing crocs and ugsbefore both of the both of them were
just female things. Why the fuckdo we want to wear moon shoes and

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fucking weird flipflops that don't even likeI don't know, I know it's probably
part of my tism, but Ican only wear flip flops like the comfort
foam ones because my feet are sosensitive, like I had UH and grunton
nails to the point where I hadto have surgery on my feet and UH.
One of the times I had thesurgery the first time and we went

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to UH, I almost had tohave part of my foot cut off because
the infection was so bad, andwe ended up going to a funeral.
Right afterwards, my foot was allwrapped up. They shoved it back in
my fucking skate shoe and they're like, okay, you're okay, be careful.
I was like, I'm still gonnado this, like I have to.
It's a family funeral. Go tothe funeral. My mom, who's

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overweight, she's probably like five hundredpounds, steps back full force top of
my foot and crushes it. Rightafter the surgery, I'm like, and
I felt my you know how likewhen you get really injured, you can
feel the pulse in it, likeget your heart beat. Yeah, I
could feel my heart beat in myshoe and it was making the tongue on
my skate shoes move up and down. It was it was fucking weird.

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That's terrible. That was horrible.Yeah, that hurts me to think about.
I mean, I do we dosome kickboxing in our boxing training,
and like if you just kick thesehard bags like too like wrong too many
times, like I have like planterfasciat. It's like on the top of
my foot, it feels like it'sjust like the foot aches and the crack,

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like I can just crack it atany moment, just like move it
and goes, and I accept thepermanent damage because it's a lot of fun.
But yeah, foot pain, fuckingit sucks because you're just you use
your feet a lot. Yeah.No, I identually injured a high ankle
spring for two and a half yearsnow, three years now, I got
my foot got right over by acar. Same foot. I was on

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crutches for three months, didn't heal. I was like, fuck this.
I'm a single dad at the timewith three kids and a seven month old
eight month old, and I'm justdoing everything by myself, going up and
downstairs taking care of kids, Like, fuck this, you know, I'm
just gonna I'm just gonna walk onit. So for like the past year

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now, I've reinjured it going upand down the stairs. Every single couple
months, my foot will slip.I'll fucking fall down the stairs. I
have no grip in my ankle.So I went back to the doctor.
They were like, yeah, wesee, we see a whole bunch of
things not right in here there.Go go to physical theory. Why the
hell am I going to go tophysical therapy if you legitimately see a fucking
problem. They're like, wear abrak Okay, I'll just wear the brace.

(21:11):
Leave me the fuck alone. Ifyou're not going to fix the problem,
don't fucking ask me to be here. I don't fucking there's one hundred
little there's like hundreds or eight hundredor fifty little bones in the foot,
right, Yeah, so's it's justa mess down there. Like once you
start messing stuff up, it's like, see, it's kind of like ribs
too, Like when you get yourrib fractured, there's just nothing you can

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do with you, like wrap acast. That's why that's why everybody giggles
at wrestling because of the tape.Your rip. You can't have your ribs
taped, you're gonna develop fucking massiveshit. But much of them call it.
It got really bad to the pointwhere I was sitting there dealing with
that shit, and they're like,yeah, well there's no fix for this.

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Like you're saying that there's things thatare wrong. Okay, so is
it a surgery or is it withit? You're telling me to go to
physical therapy. You're delaying the answer. I don't care which, just tell
me the fucking answer. It's basicallythe deal with an option option, but
more expensive. I would assume.Like when I had my next surgery,

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I was like, you guys tellingme, oh, let's just delay this
because it's workers comp for another month. Like what the fuck are you doing.
I'm not dealing with nerve migraines anymore. That's just fucking hell. You
know, I've never gotten to migraines. But we have well another half hours
now. Yeah, here's the Jesusicon. Last night, real quick,

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I'm going to give my daughter thisthing. But so I just like bought
this recently just to yeah, Ihave something to visualize, you know,
like just for prayers and stuff likethat. And it's like a Byzantine style
icon, right, and it's like, yeah, so I could. There's
never been a time where my daughterwakes up at night and we don't have

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to just sit there with her untilshe falls back asleep. And then last
night I was like, she saidshe was scared, and that's the first
time she said she was scared.Because I was wondering. I was like,
what's the problem, what's the problem, And she's never said scared before,
but she did last night, AndI was like, well, you
don't have to be scared that Jesusis here. With you and you could
look at them and she was actuallycomforted by it to it like she let

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me leave the room while she wasawake. That literally never happens. So
I just I just think that's that'sreally intense, like it has. It's
just like so impossibly peculiar because likewe could tell her a nice story,
we have a book that tells herhow to be brave at night. Yeah,
all all the things. We've triedeverything, But I just how old

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is she? She's two and acouple months. Yeah, so this is
the equivalent of my dog running aroundbeing crazy. But I'll be right back
when we give her this Jesus thingplay if it works, and if it
doesn't, then I guess we shouldthere. If it works, we have
like live puttage and like it happened, confirmed verifiable proof. Now that shi'

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is really weird though there's always somethingkind of weird that just kind of clicks
with that. My baby, she'llshe'll still sleep on my chest like it
like she was at six months old, just because she knows that that's the
place where she's comfortable. It's justit's weird because they just finding that thing
that they're like Okay, this thing, I'm comforted by this. She would

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uh, she would lay on mychest and we would watch King of the
Hill. Which is why I thoughtI was funny. I was gonna say
that like anytime she at two threemonths old, she would hear the King
of the Hill intro and giggle andthen all of a sudden know that it's
me who's gonna be up with her. She would lay on my chest.
She would fall asleep within ten minutes. If I get up off the couch,
though, she would fucking wake up, and there was huge, fucking

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problem. Kid still lays on mychest and falls asleep every single night.
She just she just she wants thatconnection. She just wants to be near
me and she's okay, and that'sall she needs. It is just knowing
that she's safe. But it's it'sso cute when it's something that you can
just pinpoint and it's like that thing'sthe thing that comforts, that's the thing
that changes it. It's it's socool to me. And like with with

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having multiple kids, you'll see differencesbecause one kid will connect with one thing
and one kid will connect with theother parent, and you'll be like I
can't fucking do anything for that one. That one just doesn't fucking like me,
Like I like that one more thoughtoday, Like that one was kinder
to me. Nope, Nope,that one doesn't like you today, And
they'll just find some level of comfort. It really does switch around to like
even like with with just my daughteralone, Like there's there's phases of things

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that will work and just won't work, and she'll get used to it and
stuff. Speaking to King of theHill, I know, SNL's kind of
been like on a not funny clientfor a while, but in the head
Shane Gillison, which is kind oflike a poetic justice that happened there because
you know, really good comedian.Then they canceled them before he could be

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a member of SML. This happenedyears ago because they found some clip of
him making Asian jokes or whatever andthey were funny, by the way,
and it's like so it was kindof an unfair thing that he was canceled
before he can get on SNL.So they just after all this time,
had him on to host again orto host for the first time, and
his monologue like acknowledges that and stuff, and yeah, he's wrote them back

(26:26):
at it. He's like, yeah, yeah, I'm able to write jokes
for all the times that you guystold me that I was fired. Now
all of a sudden, I'm back. You're paying me to be here,
kind of like Norm McDonald too,Like after he got fired, his his
monologue was like, so they firedme and they're having me back on,
and it's probably because the show isbad now the crowd's like boo, but

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haha. Anyway, So exactly,they kind of they they've earned some stock
in my opinion, and I thinkit's like one of the funniest sketches and
I just like love stupid stuff,So this is probably why. But they
had a Beavis and butt Head sketchwhere it's Ryan Gosling dressed up like Beavis.

(27:15):
Like he looks like Beavis. He'sgot the hair, the huge weird
nose, and he's wearing the clothes. It looks awesome, like to see
like a like a realistic Beavis.And so there's this uh Keenan is doing
some interview with some chick and hekeeps getting distracted. She's like, are
you okay, He's like, actuallyno, there's a gentleman right behind you

(27:37):
that it's very distracting. He lookslike Beavis, you know, Beavis and
butt Had. They're like, youdon't, like, we don't know what
you're talking about. He's like,you've never seen bbsbody. Okay, well
can you please move him? Andthen he moves and everybody's cracking up already,
like nobody can keep their shit together, which is like kind of the
fun in it. And then theyhave a guy that is dressed even better,

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looking like butt Head, like he'sgot the gums like this, he's
got like the brow. It looksawesome, and they and then and they
show King of the Hill at theend spoiler alert not that it's like a
suspenser, and it's pretty cool.That whole gummy, smiling, gummy look
is by far one of the easiestthings to ruin somebody who is attractive at

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all. The second like, andI'm so aware of it myself because I
know why I look like that whenI smile and I don't pay attention,
then I'm like fuck, I'm likeshit, God damn it. It's terrible.
I mean, I feel bad forpeople that have weird dental things,
you know, it's just unfortunate.Really, like that. What are you

(28:47):
talking about that? Yeah, insane. I can never get the boss.
So on your topic of weird humor, yes, I know both of you
guys are around my age. Didyou guys like the Amanda Show and all
of that shit like all that inthe early two thousands. I'm trying to
remember like some of the bits becauselike that old lady that just went ah,

(29:12):
I didn't like that. I thoughtthat was cringe. That wasn't an
old lady. Yeah, that wasn'tan old lady. There was no paint.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, she was just a nerd,
that's all was. Yeah. SoI actually watched the big sketch of that
specific character last night where she walksup to Josh Peck as they're sitting in

(29:33):
a in a movie theater and she'slike, pulls out a spoon, pulls
out a yogurt, starts eating fuckingyogurt. He's like, what are you
doing eating yogurt? You want some? And you could just like, you
know, damn sure that if thatship was released today, it still fucking

(29:55):
hits even if they are adults.Just the weird shit, and if you
put that shit in a real sitchwhere there's like four or five people in
the audience of that theater that knowswhat's going on. Everybody else paid to
be there. That shit blows upon YouTube, it just blows up.
Yeah, it's got a very viralvine sort of vibe to it. It
really is like the randomness Like yes, Like as soon as randomness was introduced,

(30:18):
it was like, well, that'sthe that's the thing that I was
like, comedy has to incorporate.I was like, everybody's like, oh,
Zach so uncharismatic. I was like, no, I have a really
weird fucking sense of humor and Ihave a really weird fucking inflection to how
I see things. Some people aren'tgoing to get it, but some people
are gonna fucking die. It's it'sa coin flip. I don't fucking care.

(30:40):
I'm a dipshit online, Like Iget paid to do this, Like
who fucking cares? What's some dumbshit like oh, Pablo Francisco, Like
Dane Cooks, you remember like thecom I love Dane cook Yeah, And
I really like standing behind the thethings like nickelback that the world is just
sided sucks all of a sudden.I like standing behind those and be like

(31:03):
I love Disturbed, I like Corna good amount, but I love the
Biscuit. I like the entire albumthat the song I'm Blue Dad dab Daye
came from. I like Standing byEifel sixty, I like Standing Behind.
If you like it, why doeseverybody hate it? It doesn't make any
goddamn sense to me. You're talkingabout it. Why because you're gonna go

(31:25):
home and you're gonna listen to rockStar by Nickelback, and then you're probably
gonna listen A Far Away by Nickelbackand you're gonna be like all the song
slaps. Why do Why did Inot like this song? Oh? Because
Joe down the Street doesn't like it? Who gives a fact? I think
it's like it was. It feltlike a coordinated effort to kind of shame
that the things that yeah, dadrock and it's not like not necessarily like

(31:48):
masculinity to like an attack on that. But it's not not that either.
But really what it did is likeshame and make uncool effort and emotions and
expression yourself off and music. Andthen now we have like mumble Trap and
and pussy Tworks, and it's like, can there just be like some rock
on the on the radio, andit's like, no, I think the

(32:09):
last one that was allowed to beon the rad was like Panic at the
Disco because they were doing like poppop kind of crossover song. But it's
like that concert was pretty good.Yeah, it's been boozled. They had
fucking American all American rejects, MyChemical Romance, Jimmy Eat World, the

(32:30):
Foo Fighters, bon Jovi, Scrillicks, and my band got to play there
because we we won. We gotthird place in the in the Battle of
the Bands, like at Poughkeepsie,that place we were talking about at the
chance. No, that's insane,and so we didn't. We took us
to the second day. We onlystayed there two days. The first day

(32:50):
we had no idea. We hadVIP credentials and we could like hang where
and get like free drinks. Andthe second day we found that out.
We were just going to go thereand see if we could sneak in.
They're like, oh, yeah,you guys can come in, you have
the pass. I was like,no shit, So all American dreams are
still walking by, they all havelittle dogs. I don't know what kind
of shit that is, but theydid, and it doesn't like little dogs.

(33:10):
Man, White, little crusty dogsare always the greatest. They're always
so crusty around my eyes. Here, that's a food allergy, is it?
Yes? Oh that sucks. Sothey have allergy to chicken. Yeah,
so I have a I have alittle dog. He's a Havinies.
And if you google a have anEast, you'll be really confused to know

(33:31):
that this little fluffy, fucking dogcame from Cuba, because it literally makes
no sense. It looks like aminiature husky or like polar bear. Fucking
weird dog. Oh, yes,fucking thing in the world. Ninety percent
of the dogs I've seen are havean ease like they're so popular around here.
Didn't hear of them before? Nowall of a sudden, they're fucking

(33:52):
everywhere. And uh, actually,the person that bred my dog charges five
hundred dollars for him. My momended up paying it. But uh,
before that, she was our landlord, and uh me and her son used
to fist fight, literally on aweekly basis. And he was a good

(34:12):
seventy eighty pounds bigger than me,so he would just try and throw his
weight around. So he got reallymad one day and put me in a
camel clutch. That's what I likeback in the day. Yeah, so
I bit the shit out of hisarm so bad that I had a chunk
of meat in my mouth. God, yeah, no, it got bad.
I broke his fucking nose. Itwas It was bad. But what

(34:36):
like you like nickelback? And hemade fun of him he was a silver
exactly. No. No, Iliked Edge a little bit more than John
Cena, and I actually became abig fucking thing. I told him he's
corny because he's not a rapper anymore. It got horrible, but that their
entire house burned down and they lostlike fifteen dogs that they had living in
their house and everything else. Like, it's fucking insane. Oddly enough,

(35:00):
that happened right after he puts youin that camel clutch, big guy,
just something new exactly. No,No, you want to just do something
with your eyes to insinuate maybe something, Oh yeah, you'll never know.
Well, I just like to tellyou that I agree with your analysis on
the WWF SORR WWE and you getno beef here exactly. But uh,

(35:29):
watch McCall it, fluffy dogs,Where the fuck did that come from?
To ease yet? No, Ithought it was really weird that I was
like, oh, yeah, Havana, wait, I'm our dip shit.
I didn't know that that was aCuban dog. Yeah, And I was
like, wow, that's why thefuck does the dog that looks like a
little Alaskan or Arctic wolf shithead comefrom fucking Cuba. Well, I don't

(35:55):
know, but it's like, itis interesting. It'd be funny if,
like, you know, races lookdifferent human races. It'd be funny if
they looked Cuban like they had likea tacky little necklace and like a little
or they were all white and thenhave a little black fucking yeah, and
they only wanted to smoke cigars exactly. Yeah, they're that crusty. Shit

(36:19):
is literally just an allergy to chicken. And everybody giving him chicken, he
hasn't had it. He hasn't hadit at all. It's crazy because every
one of them damn dollars has it. I don't think i've seen him one
clean happanees. And if they're not, uh, and if he doesn't get
given grains, he gets given ricebecause like the dog food's so specific now

(36:40):
for some reason, if it hasrice in it, instead of grain,
he doesn't turn orange, which theirbacks turn orange if you give them grains.
It's almost like they're not supposed toeat bread or something. You know.
I heard some and of course theCatholic guy's going to be a proponent
of this, but I've heard,uh for a guy who's an evolutionary biologist

(37:04):
say that there's actually more adaptation withinthe lifetime of a like a given creature
from a species species, depending onits diet, like in its lifetime it
could transform. Then there is likeadaptations that are witnessed when they do experiments
that kind of show what, youknow, what sort of like the evolution

(37:30):
or adaptations happen with like bacteria thatlike has a lifespan so short that essentially
they can when they when they testit, it's basically like a million years
for what a human would be.And in those expressions of evolution, it's
only stuff that the species is capableof doing. But it's just a suppressed

(37:52):
gene that is now activated. It'sit never actually does sendthing new, and
so there are scientists that are tryingto send so like we have to like
come clean about the fact that likeevolution as it's seen right now, Like
it's not different real well you evenyou even see that within humans too,
And obviously you kind of can't zoomMountain because it would be fucking weird to
kind of look at it like that. But even if you look at yourself,

(38:15):
the way that you eat and whatyou do on a day to day
basis will actually kind of coincide witheach other. If you start eating like
shit, you'll start feeling more andmore like shit, so that the way
that your food and the balance ofyour life kind of gets changed and affected
by the food that you eat orthe location you're at, and it's completely
dependent almost on your mental health,and it kind of like cycles back against

(38:36):
itself. It's weird, that's true. And now we're the power of the
gut microbiome. Yeah, there itis. Yeah, like the gut really
you are and what you want tosee. I've heard that too, and
it's there's a lot of strong evidencefor that too. But you know,
Kyle, actually his transformation inspired metoo, because like we were about to
have our first baby, and Iknow that you gain sympathy weight, and

(38:58):
so I was like, I waslike, well, let me use that
to like get gains and This wasright around the time when I'm starting to
get into more plates, more dates, and then Kyle had revealed his transformation
there and I went from this,I have it before and after, and
it's like a different type of dude. Not toot my own horn or anything,

(39:20):
but I am you didn't need moreplates, you needed a crib brother,
I need let's see, goddamn it'sit's exposed. So that's like me
at my skinniest. I was oneforty and then I puffed up and how
tall are you? Like five six, soaking wet bro. That's like the
strangest biological judo I've ever heard,where you're just like, oh, I'm

(39:44):
going to gain this weight. HaYeah, you just fucking spun it around
like no one else ever has.Yeah, because I was like, it's
gonna hit with that shit badly.And this is eight. So I went
from one forty pounds and I'm obviouslypuffy and not very defined, and then
I cut down two where actually therewas more definition in there. Wow.
Yeah, that's a big diff Sothe gain, gain, gain, and

(40:07):
then cut away and I was reallyhappy with it. And when my wife
was six months pregnant, I hadmy neck surgery, I was at the
highest that I've ever been, whichwas two hundred at six five. Oh
oh, so you've always been skinny. Yeah, No, I'm just obnoxiously

(40:28):
newt alarmed. It's fat. You'rea hard gainer, they'll call it.
But I can eat whatever the fuckI want and I cannot gain weight.
I can eat full pizzas and I'meating like a three thousand plus calorie diet,
and then you're just no, Iwill gain five ten pounds and I
will like so with how different meand my mom look, it is very

(40:52):
easy for me to subconsciously affect theway I eat back down to like my
base two thousand. Just that way, I'm kind of okay always without even
thinking about it, because I don'twant to ever result to the whole I'm
just gonna binge because why can I. So it just kind of always resorts
back to zero. Anyway. I'llchange the same ten to fifteen pounds and

(41:14):
it kind of just cycles. Butthat was my heaviest was I was at
two hundred pounds after my surgery.You know it, it's gonna be hard
eating when you eat just out ofa straw. Being paraplegic it's like what
the people feed you out of likea tube. As you can see,
I get about five minutes a daywhere I'm able to move around, Yeah,

(41:35):
exactly. All my effort goes intothe dog. But I hate this
set up because I was like think. I was like, Oh, I'm
gonna be so cool. I'm gonnamake a reclining set up. I'm gonna
put the camera over there. Andthen I'm like, no, what I
do? I actually just kind oflook like I'm old, like messed up
inside this thing. No, butit's it's inspiring when you see you walk
and it's like, oh, dude, this guy's because we doesn't have muscular

(41:58):
distro fee exactly. And they're funnyguys out there who are like like the
Internet, and its kind of like, you know, it's like as much
of a mixed bag as it is, how much crazy stuff there is on
there. It's the rise of likephysically handicapped people in comedy is like going
up like I'm kill Tony that.There's been some like wheelchair peeps. And

(42:20):
then we had on our network Uncensoreddot TV Donovan. He passed away,
but he was very funny and andit's not like, oh, your handicaps
are going to treat you better.So, like he was legitimately quick and
funny, and he did a liveshow with us in Chicago, and yeah,
he unfortunately passed away like last year. But he was a big Juggalo

(42:42):
fan. He was he was aJuggalo and uh, you know Brandon who's
been on the show, Brandon Buckingham. Buckingham took him to uh where they
went together to the gathering of theJuggalos and they they made like a little
documentary about it too, And sothat was that was so sad to lose
him, but super funny guy andthe most crippled man could be. And

(43:05):
then there's Ricky Burkwick. Like theywere always going at it and like always
shooting on each other. It's noteven just physical things or mental things.
It seems like the more trauma andthe more pain that somebody's kind of dealt
with, and as long as they'rekind of outspoken about it, the more
likely that they are to kind ofarticulate that into something if they've moved past
it. If they haven't moved pastit, they're kind of just going to

(43:28):
be whiny and bitchy and complaining aboutit and they're going to be a victim
every day for the rest of theirlife. But there are some people that
just kind of turn that into something, which is why everybody's like, oh
yeah, the pretty girl. Thepretty girl can't tell a joke. The
reason why she can't tell a jokeis because everybody's laughed at everything she said.
Ever right, right, there's noscrappiness involved there where it's like,
you know, I've had to thatvalidation evolve, that's the evolution thing.

(43:53):
No, it's true though, Butthe funny thing is now that you mentioned
it too, like he like nevercomplained. I don't remember him complaining about
a situation like ever, like you, just like loved his life and he
had a girlfriend and his friends chippedin and got him like a like a
bus so he could tour around andsick. Yeah, like who would bitch
and complain? Like I was justsaying this earlier. I was like,

(44:15):
I've I've been homeless, I've grindedmy ass off from fifteen, I've had
neck surgery and guess what, I'mhere, I'm living a fucking dream life.
I'm working a dream job with peoplethat literally were like idols to me,
How the fuck do you complain?You can't complain at that point.
You're you're living something that so manypeople kind of aspire to be regardless of

(44:40):
how bad of a hand you weredealt. You can move anywhere you fucking
want to. It's just putting yourhead down. It's just having the balls
to say, hey, can Ido this, and you know, taking
the shots as it comes no riskto like you to throw yourself out there
and make it work. Yeah,it's like the is a little scary to

(45:00):
some but it's like somebody, youknow, you hear people's talking about with
you know, success or whatever,and they're like, you know, don't
have a plan B, because thenyou'll feel like there's a safety net under
you and then you won't like justthrow yourself in. You have to put
yourself in that position where like Icannot fail. If I do, I
don't know what happens, I'm thatfucked. And then you make it work.

(45:22):
Yeah, and it's like a thingwithout it's like you don't even I
don't remember even like making a decisionor thinking about it. But I was
like working at a sushi restaurant andthen working at a winery, like all
cooking jobs as most musicians do.So I was like in a band,
but like and then I would likelisten to OPI and Anthony and then like

(45:43):
when I was working at the wineryIraq from me he's a producer for Opian.
Anthony came in and like something inthat click in there click, and
I was like, oh, theseare like real people that are like in
the world. I forget that thatI'm in the same state as Anthony Kroomey,
like like you had that same click, like when they head on Dick
Masterson and Destiny, They're like,oh, well we need a producer now.

(46:05):
I'm like, yes, fifty fiftydollars now, I'm coming. This
is mine. I don't care,like, I don't care how weird that
is. I'm just going to doit. And it was that an in
person No, that was no,that was over discord. I was just
like, I'm going to join theirgroup. I'm going to get into the
conversation. Once I have the conversation, I'm going to be able to win
it over. And that's all Ineed to do is just get to be

(46:27):
a part of the conversation. Youhave a conversation with me, I'll make
sure it's mine. That's all Ineed to do. Did they put that
out there like in the discord they'relike we need somebody. No, they
did it on the show because whathe was going on that trip where he
was traveling around the country. Sothat's crazy because that like that's like possibly
like a half a million people thatsee that, and so yeah, it

(46:50):
was one of two. Really,that's crazy. See people just like not
motivated or they just have a job, or they're I just think it's yeah,
they like, isn't going to acknowledgeme ever? Or what he's gamer
tag? If I try to apply, it's like, oh, no,
one applies. It was actually freeZach wouldn't be here like two other people
made a shot. That's crazy.Yeah, Wow, that's so interesting because

(47:14):
I would think at that point Ihave nothing. I was like, Okay,
I'm living off of my workers copmoney because I'm still dealing with a
neck injury. I'm dealing with COVIDfucking income. That's all I got.
Fuck it, let's let's bet onmyself again. I fucking hit it.
Like, what the fuck is that? How do you do that? Yeah?

(47:36):
That's amazing, man. Yeah,in the same boat same boat.
I mean, I did you knowyou said like fifty dollars like count me.
I I was doing things for freefor like three years or two years.
I remember saying that to you theother day when no, it wasn't
the other day. It was afew months ago. When I went down
to the city. I was like, yeah, I just it felt different.

(47:57):
Like you go and do something that'sin theniche that you're a part of,
and you just get that feeling oflike I'm not done here. I
came back from that Matt Raishaw,I'm like, there there is something more
here than just you know, bullshitting. There's something like that. Fire just
felt weird, and I'm like,oh, I got this. It doesn't

(48:17):
it doesn't matter how long this takes. I know I can fucking do it.
And it doesn't. It's weird,it really is. And I don't
think everybody feels that. I don'tthink everybody gets that. Hopefully every guy
out there who has like when there'slike some like purpose, then they're like,

(48:37):
I gotta I gotta see through tothis sofully. But you don't know.
It could be you know a numberof things like generational or whatever,
or like like you said, it'slike doesn't seem possible. And I get
that. I definitely get that.That's kind of like with impressions too.
It's like there are impressions that Iliterally couldn't do until I saw that there

(48:59):
was somebody else who did them,and you don't have to copy their impression.
You just you just know that,like there's a code there, there's
like a little ye you know,there's a recipe to how to do that
voice, and that that was likefor that was like Tony soprano. Well,
like Trump, I just refused todo because like every all my friends

(49:21):
were doing Trump impressions. I waslike, I'm just gonna hold that on
that. But it became pretty sillyto not do a Trump impression at a
certain point, exactly, at somepoint, everybody's done one. Yeah.
Yeah, everybody's done one to pissoff their grandma or their aunt that just
wore a pussy hat in the middleof New York City, or you know,
everybody has that one family member thatyou just want to rib a little

(49:42):
bit to get the shut up forfive minutes. Yeah, I mean,
it's that's kind of the how myfamily was there. But because they would
only watch like the news, andit's like, you're not gonna there's no
way you could like Trump if you'rejust watching like NBC or something. But
then I would give like a validcase of like well he's doing this,
he's doing that or whatever, andthen kind of be like all right,

(50:04):
they're not like they weren't like wehate you ever because of Trump or anything
like that. But I know thatthat happened to friends of mine. I
Emily and the friends. Yeah,I definitely had that. One of my
best friends, she was my cousin. Well she has my cousin. She
was like my she was like mysister. She was at my house every

(50:25):
single day. She's my oldest daughter'sgodmother. Like she was my best friend.
Wow, completely disconnected because her sistersaid online she's like, yeah,
well my kids are half black,and you know the fact that they're half
black, they will always be ata disadvantage. And I was in the
comments because I'm a smart ass,because I literally I'm from nothing. Their

(50:47):
family like that that ant built everything, Like she built a business and her
husband sat there and worked his assoff. He's an h VAC makes thirty
forty dollars an hour. They owntheir own house and have own their own
house the entire time that I've beenalive. I was like, you guys
have money, your kids are notat a disadvantage. And she's like,

(51:08):
but but their race. I said, you chose specifically which race you wanted.
Six months before your kid was born. You were saying that you wanted
a black baby on purpose because youthought that they were more attractive. That's
not anymore. You can't have afully black baby. Yeah, you ruined

(51:32):
that the possibility. My kids atthe beginning grew up on fucking welfare.
They grew up struggling and seeing theworld at its rawest point. How can
you say that anybody is at alevel where we're sitting here comparing what our
kids are going to grow up like, your kids are going to be an
amazing fucking person because you're person.But there's they're not less than any trailer

(51:57):
park and be like, just guyscashing your white brivilege? Are you doing?
Come on? Oh you mean Iget a double whye now, dude
fucking kill to own a double line. I'm sure ninety percent of the fucking
Americans now, But it's like,dude, hunter k house, Yes,
right, right, that's true.But yeah, that that stuff is silly.
It's like it's a it's really animpression fairy tale that like all all

(52:20):
of the ones that that they tellyou that this is what happened, this
is what you need to feel aboutit. It's like, what are you
getting out of this? Like there'salways some you know that all those narratives
like they're trying to get something outof you, they're trying to sympathy.
Yeah, and then the cash thatout right, and then it's like and
then like, dude, race relationswere great in like the early two thousands.

(52:43):
I was talking about this with likemy Last Night through Obama maybe like
two three years into about it's gotreally bad. Yeah, and it's like
and this is like post La Riot, post O J. Simpson post you
know, Rodney King, you knowthat's the La Riots actually. But and
in the early two thousands, itwas like Kid Rock was doing songs with

(53:04):
three six Mafia and R. Kellywas doing songs with I think it was
Kid Papa Roach, Like there's alot of Little Wayne was playing guitar and
they were talking about Rockstart. Itseemed like there was this kind of merge
of the of cultures. That waslike smed that melting pot again instead of
just being a fucking salad that everybodythrows the cretons out of, right,
and now it's all creutons, thosedark damn creutons taking all of our job.

(53:29):
There's ryekrutons, there's fucking sourdough creutons. Nobody wants any of it.
Yeah, I'm seeing a lot ofpumper nickel crutons taking the you know,
casting the pumper nickel creutons just alittle mermaid. I can't say that,
but you can't. It's kind ofnot no can if it's a pumper nickel

(53:51):
creton, you an know, anything is it's like, you can't.
You can't just be like, Okay, we're making a Smurf movie and we're
making them yellow. It's like,that's not the Smurfs. So like people
are outraged because like there's a sanctityto these characters, just like a lore
and an expectation for what to looklike and it has nothing to do with
race. But of course they useoutrage to be like, what you don't

(54:13):
like the new shitty movie you madebecause there's a black guy in it.
It's like No, it's because it'sshitty and you just did it to make
money. And I don't know whyyou did choose to cast that guy who
doesn't look like the characters ever looked. But we had we had wild wild
West, we had like a rushHour exactly. We loved all of that.
If it's not a specific person orlike a stereotypical character, I don't

(54:37):
care what the fuck it is,No, be good, like cast who's
ever best. But if it's aspecific character, like a Nordic character,
that person's probably going to be white, had some weird braid plate in their
hair randomly, and be very verylarge, probably like six seven maybe two
eighty, and be extremely jacked,and have dragons around always around. Yes,

(55:00):
just like the same way that myour friend here has husky is all
around exactly, just the one likeinstane. Yeah, it's it's it's it's
doing that thing like in cartoons whereit's moving so fast there's like multiple iterations
of it. It's like it's doubletea exactly. Yeah. Like I I

(55:22):
have a socialist friend that kind oflike falls into that because it's it's the
bullshit of just like that's not happening. But it's a good thing that it
is just one of the worst trendsto come out of like whatever brain rot
is hitting society, where it's like, oh yeah, they're not trying to
target all of your beliefs and valuesand steal things away, and you just
have to be like, okay thatthis thing you grew up with is different

(55:43):
now and that's a good thing,but it's not happening. And I'm just
like, it's a good thing,but it's unhappy. That is pretty funny.
It's true. It's like the trophiesin the nineties that we're told,
oh, you're right about everything.They're like, hey, guys, let's
tear everything down. We're right,Like, no, no, my ideas
are good. And I was toldthat by mommy many times. Dad wasn't

(56:06):
round, but mommy made sure right, it's in the moment daddy wasn't around.
Got the government check, yeah youhad it. No, really,
it's it's it's really true, youknow what the weird thing about. So
I'm sure that plenty of people enjoy, you know, well, with like

(56:29):
kids, like I have a kidthat i'm like kind of a hover parent
with, like my two year old, and my wife is like she just
got done reading this book about howthat's really not good. But I just
don't want her to fall off thisdamn stool, like this one stool we
have, but it's still I know, but it's so tall, and like
if she was a stand, Ijust picked, like I don't know about

(56:50):
you, but like I picture,like through just a lovely day like where
we're at, like at the parkand whatever. I'm just picturing like we
can get sniped, we can geta what if a car runs it,
Like I'm picturing us all dying.All You're so fucking right, you want
to you want to hear something crazy. If it was your son, it
would be completely different, That's true. I told her that too. I

(57:13):
was like our boy, like I'llthrow him into basketball hoop. He's fine,
Like it's funny. Our delicate daughter, my daughter, My daughter's a
baby, a shit tone more thanmy son. But I've kind of done
one thing with all of them.And this would be my advice, advice.
I don't expect anybody to take,but if you want dad advice,
this is dad advice that I wouldhope that everybody would listen to, especially

(57:37):
if you want a fucking savage child. I do you rib them endlessly and
tell them you love them just asmuch? All right, that's good,
that's good, like the little weirdthings you pick at them, give them
the O C D of hey,fix the things that are wrong with you.
And then they're like but dad,and you're like, poke back at

(57:57):
me, right, poke me?Like my son will run around. He's
like, Dad, you're a dipshit. Like yeah, I fucking like Dad,
you ran into that room and diedbecause you were bad at the game.
I was like, kid, youget forty kills in a Fortnite game
and you're telling me I'm bad,I'm fucking thirty. Really? Yeah,
we we played a trio game.It was me, one other person who's

(58:22):
never played Fortnite before and him.We dropped fifty kills. I got ten,
he drops forty and he's like,Dad, you're bad. Like,
dude, I dropped ten kills.Do you know how many people can drop
ten kills in a Fortnite game?And yeah, I prefer PUBG personally,
but oh man, on this thedays of pub G. Yeah no,

(58:45):
now it's all bonds right due Also, the balance sucks, The map suck
that first like year PUBG and thenthey dropped Miramar like that was when it
was great. Yeah, Miramar ruledeither the Ice one I wasn't a big
fan of, and then the Idon't even remember the other ones to be
honest, like the Castles Smaller Islandone. Yeah, I don't know if

(59:07):
I remember that too, but yeah, that's it's that's what sucks. It's
like it was like the golden ageof mobile games, like, you know,
you'd be talking to your friends whileplaying it. It was so good.
And then then also the third personkind of ruwed it too. When
you could just instead of having athird person room, you can just can
you not now, just like switchfrom first person third person Willy, Yeah,

(59:30):
that's it. You swap over backand forth. It's like, oh,
so you have all the positives ofbeing able to look all the way
around you and then also have thehigher aim of first person choose one.
Yeah, yeah that those those aregreat times. But you know, I
haven't played video games much, likeit's been definitely declining, But every now

(59:50):
and then i'm good for Like Iplayed through Alan Wake too, and that
was amazing. It was really good. It was like Resident Evil meets some
like the aesthetics of Twin Peaks andTrue Detective, and then like another another
kind of weird game that I forgetwhich one reminds me. But then I'm
now I'm playing the Jedi, notfalling order. You're awaken the Ginger.

(01:00:15):
Yeah, the Ginger. Cameron Monaghan, the dude from Gotham. Who is
the Joker? Is that who thatis? Yeah? It's Cameron Monaghan.
I was not Scandalous, Whatever thefuck. I can't think of that damn
show. It's about poor white kidsin the city that are all adopted.

(01:00:37):
Shameless. Shameless, that's what itis. Not Scandalous was close. I
haven't. I haven't seen it,but I heard great things about it,
but I haven't seen it. TheJoker is one of those roles where it
is either super cringe and like youredeemably bad, or it's like, wow,
that's really good. He's at thelevel of Heath Ledger. Is he

(01:01:00):
he plays three different Jokers. Okay, so I'm going to spoil a little
bit. Watch Gotham. It isone of the most underrated TV shows of
all time. I'm not that bigof a I'll probably never watch it,
so you could spoil it up.And down because I'm I'm not a big
batman guy like the show. I'mI'm not a big show guy too.

(01:01:22):
So Farco Fargo, True Detective,Boardwalk, Empire, Sopranos, and that's
basically it. The first two orthree seasons they did like Law and Order
where it was like a bad guyof the week or whatever, and they
kind of laid out the entire worldof this is how the world kind of
dove into chaos and this is whereit went and everything else. And about

(01:01:45):
three seasons in they start developing theJoker. They show him in the first
section and everything else, and theyshow that he is kind of just smarter
than everybody and and he's just notfully there. But he ends up going
to Arkham, comes out of Arkham, his face ends up getting cut off.

(01:02:05):
Face. He staples his face backon and acts like everything is okay,
but like still interacts with his face, like in scenes it'll flop off
and he'll restaple it back on whilehe's giving his lines and continue on doing
what he's doing. Then he swapsto his twin who takes over as the
Joker, who's like a nuclear physicistand gets affected by the green goo that

(01:02:30):
in some stories transforms the character intothe Joker and then becomes like the classic
Joker. So you see both ofthem of like the crazy kind of crazed
mental illness Joker, of like hecan't feel anything, like he is just
maniacal almost, and then you havethe crazy comical I'm gonna put a gun
to your head and it's gonna popout, and it's gonna say paw,

(01:02:52):
and then you're not gonna pay attentionas I blow something up and I'm gonna
leave. But they couldn't actually callit the Joker, right, They had
to call him like different name likethey could, Oh, he was red
Hood and then he was Joker.It was it was a DC property.
I felt that they weren't allowed tosay Joker. No, he was the
Joker by the end, yes,oh he was okay, yeah no.

(01:03:14):
I really that story was really reallyfucking good. And the fact that that
he was playing with his face andlike actually using the props that were around
him was really fucking interesting. Youknow. The entire time. I was
definitely enticed enough by the role tolike look at all of the scenes where
he was the Joker. I forgotsome of them, but Yeah, he

(01:03:38):
grows up to his twins funeral andthat's where he, like the second one
starts breaking and you kind of seethe like the foreshadowing of what's going to
happen. It really well written show, even if it's just like the Fox
show that you kind of just lookat and you check out from time to
time or having the background, becauseit's one of those shows you could do
that with. Well have you seenI think it's that girl? It looks

(01:04:01):
dude like pr The poster alone isso brutal. It looks like she's the
pressure. It sucks and you're you'rebetter off for not the mosque, and
then like her hair is like retardedand then like just like so dull,
and I think we didn't we startwatching that and just like laugh at it.

(01:04:24):
The Batwoman or bat Girl. Wesaw like five minutes the Roads and
it was like it was way worsethan thought it was. It was actually
not fun, it was actually depressing. But that that leads me into the
did you see the new Joker trailer? The Joker to folly a Do trailer?

(01:04:45):
I have not seen the first one. Oh what the heck man,
It's hard for me to sit downand watch movies. Man, Like,
once I figure out what's going tohappen and it doesn't keep me on my
toes en off, I get disconnected. I pick up my phone the second
I pick up my phone. You'rea show guy, and you're a grundle

(01:05:09):
guy. Not always no, andyou're not a show guy. You're a
tank guy. And there might beactually there might be something here about this.
Yeah. Yeah, I feel fortunatebecause by not caring about pop culture,
all the shit getting ruined, none'sbeing destroyed, you know, a
good point. I actually think thatthat's it's kind of good that it accelerates
to a like your favorite things arejust being like shitified and taken over by

(01:05:32):
you know, people that don't looklike the character or whatever and woke ified.
Because it's like it's like I've beenbanned off of Facebook for political probably
anti COVID. I don't remember whatI didn't fall in line with with the
Facebook and then Instagram, I justgave up trying to make new Instagrams.
I'm on Twitter now at Asian PatDixon. That's it. But I'm kind

(01:05:56):
of liking the fact that I'm beingpushed out of like the ability to be
a fan of anything or be onthese these platforms that would really take a
lot of my attention away. Soit's kind of good if you think about
it, if you've been banned,if all of your you know, Star
Wars is awoke and feminist or whatever, just like enjoy the fact that you

(01:06:18):
don't have to watch it, Iguess is kind of a good point.
It's a freeing thing now and likeyou can even see things kind of turning
and getting weird now again. SoI believe it was Paramount Plus. They
had a relaunch of the Rugrats andlike this weird three D claymation thing and

(01:06:39):
horrible. Every single show that ParamountPlus relaunched, they deleted and promptly like
have erased from the internet. Whoa, it's just gone. So they just
try to have no idea why theyjust erased it gone. They're doing that
with the internet too. It's likeI think there was like obviously this one's

(01:07:02):
a little controversial, but it waslike racial slur dictionary Encyclopedia dot com or
something like that, or like ami ugly dot com? Remember that?
Like ugly people dot com? Likethat's gone live. There was a like
I think there's this predated reddit orlike before Reddit got big, there was
a website called hot or Not dotcom. That's it. Yeah, yeah,

(01:07:25):
I don't know. Yeah, thatship was another one. Yeah,
it was. It's crazy. It'sjust like we're like, in many ways,
they're like, hey, we're allgrown ups here. We're gonna have
Cheech and Chong being your kill peoplegame, so that way, there's blunts
and guns. Man, we're gonnaput tits and everything. And in many
ways they're like, hey, youcan have it there, but you can't

(01:07:45):
have it everywhere. Yeah, you'reyou're grown up. You could have you
know, drugs and sex and violence, but when it comes to being mean
to people, you can't do that. It's what the fuck is that?
Like, what is that? That'sreally crazy to think about, Like how
or not can't exist and you putyour picture there. You put your picture

(01:08:09):
there, right, what the fuck? Well, to be fair, I
think other people might have put otherpeople's pictures on it, like yeah,
no, like I don't fucking care. Took the picture with her duck face
and her tits halfway out to thepoint where her nipples were poking. If
you take an ugly picture, youdeserve it. You put it there,
You put on duck face, youfucking did the ship. You put the

(01:08:30):
little stupid filter with the fucking catnose on there, Like you set out
to set that picture up. Evenif you just put it on Facebook.
You put it on a public websiteand somebody put it on. It's kind
of fair game with that. SoI wonder how these get taken down.
Is it the owner of it,like it becomes woken to like, hey
man, I regret this isn't okay. I was very insensitive and I'm deleting

(01:08:55):
it, or just just takes youdown because like Amazon Hosting or whatever,
it's like we don't want a sitewhere it's just people dying all day or
oh this is too you know theysupport Twitch where you know, women can
put everything except their area up.I mean Amazon killed that, like Twitch
had to lock down those policies becausereally like Amazon doesn't want to be associated

(01:09:16):
with that. Interesting, that's kindof that's kind of bad. I mean
in many ways, when people saywe don't like fascism and whatever, like
the you know, for some reasonthey think right wingers are fascist, I
think it's like the opposite. Yeah, but it's like we already embrace like
you know, company fascism whatever,corporate fascism, We already experienced that.

(01:09:39):
Yeah, companies locked down and controleverything. But then it's just like,
oh, well you never had aright to that service, therefore we're not
fascist. It's like that you arefascism. Were lying to this. But
yeah, another thing they also getsthese like sites shut downs payment processing because
it's like, well we don't wantto associate with that, so you're not
allowed to have a bank account oryou're not allowed to be able to pay,
so like then they can't funded.There's a lot of weird stuff going

(01:10:00):
on. Yeah, you got hitwith that. You have even people like
Andrew Tait you had to develop abanking website for his fucking hustlers university.
Shit too, I think us toowith censored dot tv too, a payment
processor, our web hoster, ourlike mail chimp, the email lists,
and then they wouldn't give us ourdata, which is like a thing that

(01:10:24):
they have to do, and sothey just like delayed it and delayed it
and delayed it, and we werelike we're going to sue the ship out
of you, like if you don'tgive us our data, Like that's our
work for the that email list,and so they eventually folked it over after
like threat of litigation. But Dickdid where he's like, yeah, let's
just put it all on the blockchain, let's make it some way. It's
only only available here, and everybody'snow on backed by I hope. Yeah,

(01:10:51):
it sounds like totally necessary. Itseems totally necessary to do that.
But hey, do you think oneday I'm going to make it because is
my rogan and so like right nowmine too, right, And that's that's
that's the greatest thing. I feellike you have attack trying to set that
thing up. My my fifteen secondswhere I was on there, it seemed

(01:11:14):
like people did like me, Oh, I've seen so many asks for you.
I'm going to and I'm just gonnalean into it already, motherfucker.
Me and Ryan had a conversation thatnight and he's like, I'm coming on
your show, right, I'm not. He's like, I'm coming, I'm
gonna be there. This was notor something. Yeah, No, this

(01:11:35):
is how New Yorkers do things.We just say we're doing this right,
your fucking asshole. No, itabsolutely happens. It absolutely does. I
don't think what he understands if Gavinlikes him at all. I think he
assumes Gavin absolutely blood fucking hates him. And it's hilarious to me. I

(01:11:55):
like, I really wanted to likebecause it's honestly, I said it before,
where it's like it felt like I'mintroducing a girlfriend to my parents,
and in this situation of Gavin andpKa, I don't know who's who in
that situation, I just want themto get along. And after all that
tension that that Gavin just was refusedto let go. It was funny,

(01:12:16):
it was really entertaining, But Ilove I just want Ryan's so much better
than Zach and I'm like, guys, he's literally like in the top five
of producers online. What the fuckare we doing. I'm also surrounding that
in that week, I'm surrounded byfifty thousand dollars equipment, So it's like
not even fair, like that Ihave Trycaster eleven is like fifty grand.

(01:12:40):
I have an eight hundred dollars computerI bought myself, and I taught myself
everything myself. Yeah see, Ihad to learn the same way too.
But honestly, I do have anunfair advantage because I mean Gavin, you
know from Vice and his old andagency rooster, he made up pretty well.
So if he's like, if weneed a forty thousand dollars TriCaster and

(01:13:01):
a like whatever one thousand, he'lljust he'll do it. Mostly it's a
one time by, but it reallydoes give me an unfair advantage. So
it's not fair. That's apples andoranges. But we are both better producers
than Jamie of Rogan. Sorry,sorry, wow, I know you pull
I know you pull that up.But that's really all. The funny thing

(01:13:24):
is, like Jamie used to bereally good at the Google Foo but then
because Google has become shit, he'sjust unreliable now. And also he has
like some weird takes or like weirdinputs sometimes like no, that wasn't it,
And then you just skip the thingon the Google image interesting, like
it's weird to use though the picturesare Google images that used to center the

(01:13:45):
thing. So whatever picture you pick, it's in the center. Now it's
you're here to the side. Andso I used start page because it actually
puts it. That's what I mean. But like that's and even Jamie was
like not immune to that it's like, oh, you're in trouble now,
right, And I'm I'm me imagineif I could actually throw in jokes and
throw it like you saw me inthe chat. I was sitting there talking

(01:14:05):
with you, throwing in jokes,givin woody jokes. It's funny during the
trivia. I think it's it's likea fun that's it's always a fun thing
when like because Chis used to dothings like that with them too, right,
Yeah, And I think that's allthe trivia guys they did. But

(01:14:25):
it's weird because you're like, oh, you've been there the whole time,
like it kind of I'm almost comingup about three years. That's insane.
That's nuts. So you've been behindmost of those shows I've been watching.
But I think it would be agreat thing to bring in a guest into
the trivia thing too, like likeregulars like Harley, Like you know,
it kind of feels like it's justno. I saw this suggestion on the

(01:14:48):
on the subreddit. I don't knowexactly who it was, but I'll call
it out as the subredit regardless they'relike play quiplash. I was like,
uh, so there's this thing.What the fuck is it called I think
gets a jack box. Jack Box, so they release essentially a set of
games where you can play like triviaor you could play guests who or pictionary

(01:15:09):
or whatever, and it's kind ofmoderated by the game itself and stuff like
that, and you can add intoit. But that that would be fun
to kind of just go through andmake a whole bunch of custom stuff like
that and make it kind of flowthrough, kind of rib them and have
fun with it and stuff like that. Games are fun. I like that.
There's not enough game shows. Gamesused to be really I mean the

(01:15:31):
left ventricle of the heart of AmericanTV. It's like, you know,
real a Fortune Jeopardy. If itwas more consistent to get guests, I
would love to do that, likewhether it's PK or on here and just
have like we have enough of acircle, like even not including myself and

(01:15:53):
taking myself out of it, there'senough of a circle here to have an
hour where we're fucking playing with oneof our friends playing piction, you're playing
fucking quiplash or something like that,or even if it's just the trivia game
that's on there where you die andeverybody throws a fucking hissy fit when they
die, it would be funny.Yeah, Like thatt shit to me would
be fantastic. That's the thing aboutPK. It feels like, since they're

(01:16:15):
such good bros, that it's likea no fail And even if you had,
like there's I don't know who doesthe clips, if it's in the
house or if it's a fan thatdoes the PK clips channel, but they
did a highlight of best of likethe worst guests, and like those are
still really good because like it's theseawkward interactions or it's like it's just like
a no fail thing. So that'swhy I'm confident of being like I want

(01:16:36):
to go on I want to goon this podcast. I love so Yeah,
It's it's hard to like have abad, unwatchable pKa episode because I
have to just watch Kyle's camon yeahevery time. What happens. Last year,
he said something and they were theywere talking about how age differences are
in relationships. I'm like, yeah, so I've dated somebody who is twenty

(01:16:59):
four and I'm thirty and you seehim saying and they said what and I
said yeah, And she was calledthe kindergartener because I'm thirty and he's like
fucking idiots and you just watch himon camera react to the chat but not
say anything like howme on guys,Like you guys could have just said it,
it's okay. Yeah, you'll watchthem. You'll watch them get a

(01:17:23):
giggle or you watch them do something. And I'm like, guys, I
wish I could just like not evenall of my little impulse but just some
of them and getting that feel outwould be really cool because I think it
would it would blow me as acreator up a little bit because it would
actually give me the validation and thatwould be cool. But I don't I
don't expect it. Yeah, it'shard. Like I was. I was.

(01:17:46):
I wanted to be very in thepocket when I started being Gavin's producer,
and then he would kind of forceme to like say things because well
you do impression stuff, so youhave to like say stuff. And I
was just looking to kind of justdisappear from the camera kind of. And
I'm still kind of in constantly andlike in a battle with like just being
like more Jamie in the Shadows guy. But then I'm forced to do a

(01:18:13):
show and I actually like it.But I'm being forced to do the show.
It's called Selety. Now we're actuallyoff of the camera right now.
Guys, there's somebody right next tothem. Don't even worry about it.
I'm being yeah, no, notnot this show. But I'm forced to
do a show on compent, Imean, celebrity. What the fuck.
I'm just sensored dot TV. ButGavin forced me to go through viewer mail

(01:18:36):
as a character for like an entirehour, and so it's hard coming up
in new impressions. Last night itjust did Steve O for the first time,
and I think it sounded like reallygood and I wasn't expecting it.
It hurt my third a lot,so I just like stopped and then just
was me for the rest of theepisode. But I've got Yeah, I've
done more plates, more dates.I've been obscure people that you wouldn't be

(01:19:00):
know. I've been the liver King, So I had to like get a
pump in the gym and then goright to film it with the shirt off,
and I like, I was gonnaeat liver, but I drink raw
milk instead or something or something.I actually didn't but with my with the
trycash, you can like like,I'm pretty red and saturated around, but
you can do that. Yeah,So I've I've had a lot of I

(01:19:23):
was Alex Friedman like, I've donea lot of by being forced to be
in front of the camera. ButI wanted to just I like, like
when you're producing and you're just clickingall the buttons, you're setting up overlay
graphics, You're you're pulling up theassets necessary. But then you know,
I think Gavin does want this tobe kind of like chime in, and

(01:19:44):
usually I do, and it's somethingthat he deems retarded and yells at me,
so that everybody likes to see somebodybeing yelled at. They like to
see tension of hostility. And I'mI'm okay with that. I'm okay with
me being the punching bag, emotionalpunching bag, very drunk English Scottish man.
And it's working out great. Wouldn'thappen in the other way. Your

(01:20:05):
guys's ribs back and forth the pastlike two weeks or so on Twitter have
been absolutely fucking hilarious. You sawthat we were making fun of the who
is It Steve Stephen Crowder and hisex employee not Gage ared They did videos
back to back of like I'm accusingyou this, and he's like, actually

(01:20:27):
this, and we're just like,you know, we don't have any side
to take there. We're just likethis is drying. So we just we
just like, yeah, we justcopied. We did parodies of each of
those videos where I exposed Gavin forbeing abusive in his relationship with him.
Yes, correct, Yeah, thatone I loved. I loved. I

(01:20:53):
was so happy when Harley brought upI talked to Harley from time to time.
He's a great guy. Well Harley, he's you know, obviously one
of the top guests of pKa ever. But when he brought up Gavin,
he was like, yeah, Iwas watching his videos and he just started
sucking on a piece of chef andthen like Taylor was like yeah, but

(01:21:15):
like what do you mean. Theylike they didn't believe it. They're like,
nobody does that except him. Yeah. I had to pick up the
ship from his freezer in his houseand then with like like it was biological
waste, actually biologically so I waslike touching with like and I had to
bring it. So, yeah,it was real. And if you doubt

(01:21:38):
was real, your question, pleasetell me. Your girlfriend when you got
home was like, you're not cookingwith that hand. Ever, it was
my wife, and I forced herto eat my handmade dumplings that I made
right after that without washing my hands, because that's what why I was due.
When they have a Japanese man tellingthem that you are not you are

(01:21:59):
not steps away from me. Woman, I'm just kidding. She's gonna beat
me later. I'm just kidding.But yeah, you've you've overstayed your ten
o'clock. I'm so thankful, butI'm like, fuck, I'm waiting for
her to come behind you and justpick pick you up by like the front
of your ear hair. Yeah,you're gonna have your moms ever do that.
Oh you're not listening to me.Let me pull on your ear and
bring you over here. Oh yeah, I've got an air pull. One

(01:22:21):
of them is like two inches longerthan the other one. Do that.
But at the end of this episode, if you put like a black screen
of like Ryan Katzer nineteen eighty nineto whatever year it is, now,
as if I done JK exactly likethey did for Wings back in the day.
Oh yeah, oh my god,it's so funny. I'm so proud

(01:22:44):
of wings though, like for thatboxing match he was he was such a
champion that he was. He Iwas like, I love that. Like
everybody, it's like when you seea fat guy at the gym. I've
never had a bad interaction with him. He's one of the most like I've
he is a joky motherfucker, buthe is one of the most kind and
gentle people. The people he caresabout. It seems that, like even

(01:23:08):
me, who's kind of just somebodywho talked to him a handful of times
and we've kind of tried to worktogether and stuff like that, super fucking
kind has offered me numerous fucking positionsand then I didn't get and it's just
like, Okay, that's really fuckit, Like that's nice. Yeah,
he's got sweet He's got the sweetestface too, Like he just looks like

(01:23:30):
a like, hey, managed slapplaying a radio game stuff like that.
But when he was going back andforth with Boogie pre fight, he was
quick and ruthless, and then healso came out like rapping and like,
ye, that is so like theguys pointed that out that it's just not
easy to do that when you're you'retracing you're about to jump in, and
he looked like a champ in there. Bro. It was such such a
g like there's there's no there's nobetter way to like win respect for that

(01:23:57):
like same same thing. It's likethat level respect to me is the exact
same thing that happened when John Morrisonknocked Harley out of the ring and you
see him going ah and he fuckinggets back in the ring. It's just
the same like fieriness to it.And it's so fucking cool because you're,
yeah, like I know that,dude, I know he's the same exact
person that does that, Like,yeah, that's not a fucking game.
He's gonna be that same fiery way. Harley didn't make excuses for that,

(01:24:21):
but there were a lot of excuseshe could have made or reasons because like
he lost a lot of weight,which means losing energy, losing power.
Also, your diets changed, andit's like I remember when I started,
when I transitioned from a man toa woman. Now from a like weightlifting
two boxing, I couldn't even dolike this thing where you just have your

(01:24:42):
arms out and you just do that. I couldn't do that for like thirty
seconds. I was like winded.I couldn't jump rope for long asan like
thirty seconds without like stopping and beinglike my feet hurt and like I'm tired.
And now it's like you know somesome sometimes I don't like need water.
Sometimes I'll jog in between the rings. It's like, but when you
you when you go from like havingweight on you and then cutting down,

(01:25:04):
that's a lot of energy you're losing. There, a lot of power you're
losing right there. And like Harleywas way better shape than the first time,
but you lose power and energy fromthat, and there's nothing to be
ashamed about. Their performance was likehe kept getting back up. It's like
the way that you take a lossis often more telling how you take a
win. And so you can't outcondition somebody who can do standing backflips and

(01:25:27):
is a WWE wrestler and has beena wrestler for like twenty five years,
Yeah, can out condition that.And I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but
the vascularity on that guy, it'sfor him to not be juiced would be
impossible. And I mean he's youdon't even like try to skirt it,
just like you know, it's veryutless impossible. It's and if you watch

(01:25:50):
him in the mids me he's notjacked. He's not jacked. He's like
he's like the Jeff Hardy that flipsaround and does crazy shit. That's he's
not the strong guy. Yeah,he doesn't music. And it's it for
a guy to maybe because he's notthe tallest guy in the world either.
But like for a guy that muscularto have that much like muscle endurance,

(01:26:13):
that's also hard too, because youfigure muscles are the more oxygen. They're
just gonna be eating up. AndI was surprised that, you know,
he had so much stamma there.But I'm gonna watch that fight again too.
It's been a while. But andanyway, so I love what you
do on pKa man, I'm happyto be on your pod. I'd come
back anytime. I'm glad you're notparalyzed. Dude, that's awesome, and

(01:26:33):
your husky is under control. Yeah, you seem you seem really cool.
The thing is like, I'm justout of it today because I misplayed.
I went to Dave and Busters withmy friends because half off, you know,
it's it's a Wednesday, and Iplayed I played Dance Dance Revolution and
I went too hard and I'm justI'm just cooked. And then we did
the episode yesterday and I still andI make videos for my YouTube channel.

(01:26:54):
I'm just sitting here. I'm like, it's a good thing. They're just
talking and having their own conversation becauseI am dull one. I like to
have you here. Whether or notyou your input was always great when you
were in exactly like if I canelevate with my shot here, Yeah,
and I did you One's cool,we're done. But did you play the

(01:27:14):
Dance Sense Revolution with a tail or? Without a tail? That's because I
looked at Zach because Zach always triesto go for a butt plug joke,
and I'm just like, who's sayingthat? Wait? Where where does this
one come from? I'm talking aboutan external tail that you can snap on.

(01:27:34):
No, no, I have one, but it wasn't It gets in
the way of that that thing likeswings around, slaps me in the leg.
I miss a note and it justlooks bad. Dude. Yeah,
it's it's about the craft. Imean, if it's throwing you off,
then f that thing. Of courseit looks cool when it's bouncing all around.
But hey, Jinko jeans, thewallet with the chain, spike necklaces,

(01:27:57):
a couple of things, a coupleof ties from a hot topic.
These are the great days of exactly. But the question is, Ryan,
is what level of that hot topicturned you into a furry? Is it
that yours? Is it the buttplug? Or is it deciding that you
like to be a were wolf?See? The thing is what I'm obsessed
about is like the little velvety knowsand I could just never get it right.

(01:28:19):
So no amount of furries furry whotremont will ever do for me.
So I'll just I just resigned myselfto the fact that I'm in this fleshy
body without cool, colorful. Ihad a weird realization last time me and
him had a very, very indepth conversation about it, and I want
to get your take on it beforeyou leave. I know you're leaving,

(01:28:39):
and I'm not trying to hold you. Most Native Americans are furries. Weird.
I didn't know that well because they'renot like he's not saying it like
a fact. They're saying like theywere very spiritual and reverent. They imagine
the animals wolves they're right. Theywear the pelties like, oh yeah,
they just be like today I'm fatherWolf and dance around standard of what true

(01:29:01):
most people see as like the thingof being a furry is. And I
was like, wait, am Ithe first person to realize this? Probably
absolutely not, but like you're culturallyappropriating. Yeah, you're right, like
an Indian guy or a Native Americanguy being like, you know, I
am the one who plays D andd D just like a fox that is

(01:29:24):
blue. Wait, we're appropriating nowI can't be seen with this. Then
that's that for twenty twenty four.Yeah, if you have the feathers on
your head and you're if you havea Pokemon choker and you don't have a
tail when you're playing DDR, damnman, you gotta step it up,
man, I know the tale ishard to maintain and manage. You're going

(01:29:45):
to lose a couple of notes.I actually used to do that sometimes,
like it would work better if I'mat a convention because I live in Seattle,
not not the correct political place forme, but like I'd go to
packs and stuff and like I hadthe full it up and then of course
I see it on Twitter where it'slike Verla's actually does the whole get up
and we saw him playing DDR andit's just they weren't having it. But

(01:30:11):
I've got my style. When Igo for it, it's you know what,
that's a that's a bold thing todo. I mean, you know,
I go to the Renaissance Fair andit's like that, that's sort of
like I'm committing to I will bea pirate for my entire life. Like
there's something about me that respects thissort of like I don't care what you

(01:30:34):
think this is, you know exactly? Oh well, yeah, that goes
extra hard because I very short.Is why is that dude wearing collar?
And why should I listen to him? The more people that are like that
are like that, like, fwhat you think I'm going to be what
you would consider bizarre, But I'mlike this is this is what I'm doing,

(01:30:56):
that how I'm dressing, the closerwe get to living in cyberpunk twenty
seventy seven, so that's pretty cool. Mm hmm. Dicks are going to
phase through our pants if if that'swhat you want. Man, Absolutely no,
that was a that was a glitchin the fucking game, no way.
Yeah, for like the first threeor four months, your dick would
face through your pants and everybody wouldgetting it. Yeah, it banned people

(01:31:18):
on Twitch like this is a glitch. They did it on purpose that it's
modeled in the fucking game. There'sa dick. I'm sorry, like they're
just is. And then the workto actually put the skin of pants on
and let not it be just askin that replaces the bottom half, but
have like all the time that you'rerunning with pants on, there is a

(01:31:40):
computer generated dick flopping around it.That's really odd. But also I respect
the commitment. And on that note, I'm gonna thanks for having me,
guys, I appreciate you for Thankyou Ryan, It's been a blast.
Brother. Next time, I'll behere for the full thing. Yeah.
Thanks, and yeah we're just youknow, you know it does with kids.
You've got one more than I absolutelybrother, we're having a time right

(01:32:02):
now. It's so for so good. But thanks guys for having me.
I appreciate it. Hope to comeon and so enjoy yourself. Brother,
Thank you, Thanks guys, peacepeace boys. Less is about the up
Chuck. I'm just I just wantto go to sleep. Go check out
g Fuel Show. Them that welove them. Use code Verlous, use

(01:32:24):
code R and T has to checkout. They're both twenty percent off.
We'll see you fucking next time.This has been a blast. Thank you,
Ryan. Hopefully you don't die by, you know, overstaying thirty nine
minutes. We'll see a fucking later

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