Mint Salad’s Surprising Take on Pokémon’s SHOCKING Lore Leak | RMTS 159 - RMTS Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Or I want to see that car.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Attractive. It's not being meant right now? Who's dressed up
as sonic?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
No?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Is that is that? You know?

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Now? Like even it's like a fox keeper that wouldn't
be furry.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Hello, everybody, this is r MTS. I don't even remember
what number it is because it's been way too fucking long.
Life has gotten chaotic, furless. How have you been, bud,
because it's been a while.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Very tired. The first things like, oh, yeah, he just
doesn't have his face. Cams can't show him drink drinking
g fuel or any of that stuff. A New World
relaunched and because of that, I have been playing like
twelve hours of games a day for a month straight.
So I don't want I'm too ugly.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Don't look at me, honestly, man, I think it's just
like you're trying to protect yourself from all the dumb
comments about dog collar, dog collar. I think you're just
trying to protect.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yourself, especially now with Mint here, she's like the only
person that was like, oh I like it, it's cool,
it is cool. See that would be like my motivation.
But no, I'm that ugly right now, Like four hours
for this podcast fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
I've had like maybe twelve hours of sleep in the
past five days. It's not been a fun time. I'm
going through absolute hell. I can't go into all of it,
but I do want to say one thing. Anybody who
has openly supported me, and whether it's personal stuff or
content wise, thank you. A lot of the shit that
I've been dealing with has gotten a health lot worse.

(01:39):
I've been told to kill myself and everything else. So
thank you, because all of you guys are the reason
why I'm still here. So I wanted to start off
with that and say fuck you. I'm not going to
shut up. I'm going to keep talking.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Thank you for not killing yourself exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Well, I was told that they wished my suicide attempt
went through, so you know, Maike things. Oh yeah, never
never a positive time. But uh. On that note, also
started my mental health podcast that is now called the
Lonely Road Podcast. If you want to talk mental health
or anything like that, go check that shit out. Mint.
How have you been. It's been a it's been like

(02:16):
nine months since you've been on. So how's everything going.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
It's been pretty good. Uh. I'm really developing a flow
for the daily movie reviews consistently instead of like from
nine months ago, it was maybe four days ahead at
any given point. Now I'm about like a two weeks
ahead at any given point.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Nice, goddamn yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Just hearing that as a constram like that is a
comfortable place to be, especially with me. Like gaming, you
don't really get that. The game comes out and then
you're behind, and the second you get ahead, another game
comes out.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Oh yeah, there's like a bunch of games that release.
Do they all released that around the same time or
are they staggered?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Always always, it's always, yeah, it's always November and then
it's always March everything else.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Even like a random game drop like with this New
World to Turn them came out in the middle of October,
so it's like, Okay, I guess that's happening. But then
Thrown in Liberty another MMO came out like two weeks
before that. I wasn't playing Thrown in Liberty, but means like, oh,
now the game I want to play is losing like
people that want to play it to another game. So
it's competition, random games dropping all the time. It's different.

(03:27):
That sounds stressful, Yeah, it is. That's why I can't
have a camera, but at least you're like flow sounds awesome.
I'm happy to hear when creators are just vibing and
getting shit done.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yeah, it's real nice, especially the spooky season. Spooky season's great.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, it's weird. Actually, it's weird actually being in like
this mood of the season and actually having things to
put things up and everything else. Yeah, I feel like
a white girl right now. It's it's been a lot
of fun. Got all the pumped and spice and everything else.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh I'm not a pumpkin pod right now.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Ooh nice. I carved three pumpkins this season, and then the
last time I carved any pumpkins before that was probably
ten years ago.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
So my last pumpkins I carved were like maybe seven
years ago, six years ago, something like that. And I
carved my entire families set up pumpkins because after the
first five minutes, all of our autistic asses were like,
I don't like the way this feels, Dad do it?
And that was weird on notugh fun.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Yeah, I don't get the texture of the goo, Like,
why is it like that?

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah, it doesn't make any fucking sounds. Why is it
like spider webs, but not like spider webs all at
the same time.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
And it's so hard to scrape off the uh, the
inside of the pumpkin. It just stays there. It's like,
no matter how many times I scrape, it just keeps
on producing more of that gunk. And it's like, is
this in fin in?

Speaker 2 (05:01):
The weird thing about that shit? Is you? I don't
know if you guys heard this, but my mom always
made jokes about people getting cobwebs after not having sex
for a while. That's what I imagined cobwebs to be at
like twelve eleven years old, just like pumpkin gunk inside
of their pussy and it's just like it just doesn't
work anymore until you scrape it out, and I'm like, fuck,

(05:22):
that's gross.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, that is gross.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
I've never had that image in my head before now,
but ugh, but.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
It's not illogical. It kind of makes sense. It's just
gross and it looks like cobwebs. Yeah, it makes sense.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
I guess that's what does look like it, but the
consistency is completely different.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yeah, that's why why are we talk about this for
more than I don't know.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
I thought it was hilarious. So Burlis sent me this
post the other day on Reddit, and it was one
of the greatest fucking things I've ever seen in a while.
I saw another one like this the other day too,
that parents are coming up with random ways to say like, oh,
this is done for the day or whatever. This one
was Is it true that Fortnite stops working after bedtime?

(06:14):
Posted by Farting Dog thirty three. I want to play
Fortnite past nine pm, but my mom says I can't
because the game stops working then. But like, how, why
does it turn off after then?

Speaker 3 (06:25):
It doesn't? That's a lie.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Top comment. Yep, it turns off so everyone can get
a good night's sleep. I think they just unplug it somewhere.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
I was just like, yes, yeah, they're looking out for
their players. They're gamers, say yep, too much.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
This is so fantastic. The other one I saw was
the parents posted guys life pro tip. Whenever you want
your kids to go to sleep, you start telling them
at a very very young age. At bedtime, all TV
ease change language and you no longer can understand them
because you're so tired. So at a certain time you

(07:07):
just price, that SAP button and all of your show's
going to Spanish, but your kid knows for damn sure
it's bedtime, because now they don't understand anything that's going on.
I was like, holy shit, it's fucking fantastic. That's like
such a life life act and this, this Fortnite thing
just fell right into it. It was hilarious.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Is it like necessary to light to children?

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yes, like has a father, he has.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
To say, Okay, I'm not a I'm not a parent.
I'm only twenty almost twenty four. Actually I turned dumb
little things.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
The dumb little things that matter the least are the
things you lie about, like the TV turning to Spanish.
You make sure they're extremely intelligent, you make sure they're
on top of everything. But the dumb little things that
make life easier, that's where you can do things. Okay,
like Sanna Santa Claus, he's real. The tooth fairy is
TV turns to Spanish. Fortnite gets turned off. The electric

(08:07):
company turns off your power at nine o'clock. That way
everybody has to go to sleep. You know, the dumb
little things like that. Everything else now no reasonably.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
That reminds me of a post where it's like an
old swooter post. Whether this was like before I was
a parent, I thought you should never lie to your
children or anything like that. Lying is wrong. I'm gonna
raise my children to be honest, and it's gonna be
good after being a parent. Look, I got off the
phone with the dog from Pop patrol and all these
other things. If you don't brush your teeth, they're gonna
have to kill another some like another rabbit.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Well, I have this really interesting way to change Christmas
because I always felt like Sanna got too much like
positive feedback. It's not like the parent's getting the credit
or anything else like that. You could work your ass
off and your kid really doesn't kind of understand or
grasp it. So I was like, what if we take
the whole Hanukkah thing of doing presents every day and

(09:02):
it kind of have like a pattern of what you're doing,
like an advent calendar almost, and then by the end
of the by the twenty fifth, you have your big
president on the twenty fifth that obviously comes from your parents,
but it kinda is like a whole month thing. I
lost out on that vote for the longest time, but
I thought it was the greatest idea of like, oh, yeah,
here's like three or four matchbox cars this day. Yo,
you got a controller for your console. Oh you got

(09:23):
a new game, so you can like interact and enjoy
every little thing that you have as you go through
the season, instead of on the day you dump all
this dopamine at once and you're like, I don't know
what the fuck to do in you're short circuiting. Nope,
I got outvoted. I thought that was a great idea.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Though, that is a good idea, honestly. Yeah. Uh, I
think I got disillusioned by Santa Claus when I was
six six years old. I was really young, and so
I was the person going around telling kids, hey, Santa
Claus isn't real. I was that type of kid.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
So you were a little mean asshole that just everybody's Christmas.
It's great.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
How do you think that affected you?

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Like?

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Do you think gain disillusion was a good or like
horrible thing?

Speaker 3 (10:09):
I mean, on one hand, ignorance is bliss, But on
the other hand, I like having I like knowing that
people are lying to me at such a young age,
so I can expect people to lie to me.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
You know, did you put the pieces together yourself or
did you just you know, walk out on mom and
dad rapping shit?

Speaker 3 (10:35):
All right, here's the story.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
So let's go.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Uh the time when I was like six years old,
I was in foster care and there is this foster uh,
this foster mom, and she's like, I'm gonna take you
to Santa, right, And so I go to the mall
Santa and I'm like, hey, can I get some pink boots? Right?
And then Christmas and I don't get pink boots, and

(11:02):
I'm like that means Santa isn't real, because if Santa
were real, he would have gotten me in my pink boots.
I think I got like the Trains s instead.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
As a dad, I already have an answer for why
this happens. I could have explained this away. It's crazy.
It's crazy the level some parents are just like, okay,
you figured it out. Whatever. When I figured it out,
my mom told me, and it's because I ruined the
Easter bunny for my sister at like eleven years old.
So me and my mom went Easter shopping together and
she's like, Okay, I want your input on things because

(11:40):
you know, you know your sister. You know cool things
that work, and we decided to get her a guinea pig.
The guinea pig was hidden in my mom's room, and
I didn't help her fight. I didn't help her hide anything,
but I kind of knew what it was, so I
knew what I was looking for. So I walked into
my mom's room and it's sitting on a chair backwards
with a banket over and I was like, oh, that's obvious,

(12:00):
see the guinea pig. So I wake my sister up
and I run over and I bring her to it,
and she's like, oh, my fucking god, I got a
guinea pig, freaking the fuck out, And like two hours later,
my mom walks in, why is everybody up? Because she
was working a seven to seven shift. I woke up
at like five six o'clock in the morning just to
show my sister her fucking guinea pig because I wanted
the excitement. And my mom's like, oh wait, oh, you

(12:23):
guys found every And I watched my mom get like
so fucking depressed because she put all this shit together,
and I'm like, fuck, did I do something wrong? And
she's like, yeah, yeah, no, don't worry about it. And
it was like the one thing where I'm like, no,
I fucked up badly, and I was like, Okay, nope,
I figured it out. Now everything's fake and my mom
does it and that's why she gets so excited when

(12:45):
we open things. But fuck, I fucked everything up.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
I showed my sister that guinea pig.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
It was so my parents took risks growing up, Like
we woke up and there was like nothing under the
tree and we like fucking lost it and we were crying.
Be my twin brother, and then the whole thing was
like a ploy to get us to go and check
our closet where all the toys were. How the fuck
did they do that?

Speaker 2 (13:12):
That's fucking hard. Yeah. The crazy shit that I struggled
with was always putting the big shit together before the
kids wake up, because you don't want to be sitting
there fucking putting together Barbie's dream house at fucking eight
o'clock in the morning when you've slept two hours and
you can barely see the fucking screwhole.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah, they're area to be awake really early.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
This one year, we were up until six o'clock in
the morning and I was putting together this Barbie dream house.
I'm sitting there struggling with the fucking shit I throw shit,
you hear somebody walking. I'm like, go upstairs, go upstairs, now,
go just let me finish this, because if Santo's gonna
be found out, now, at least make it some way,
you know, things are together. Instead of Dad's being incompetent

(13:58):
and not wanting to put together a Barbie tream.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
That one seems easy though, like Yo Sama said, he
didn't have enough time, so I have to build it,
trying to be a surprise from both of us.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
But yeah, no, that's just hell. That's the worst thing.
You know how many people are like, oh, yeah, I
bought your kid, this is it put together? No, you
get to put it together. It's like, that's not a present.
It's not a present. Thanks, you just gave me more work.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
It's an arts and crafts project or arts and crafts
project to justify and not putting that together before giving it.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
The worst things. You remember those plastic kitchens as a
kid that all little girls have. It's like the Barbie
kitchen that like snaps together in plastic.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
You know, I.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Actually never owned one of those, but when I was adopted,
I would go to my adopted mom's like preschool. She
would work at a preschool and they had like a
bunch of those there, so I'm familiar with the concept.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
They're the worst fucking things to put together because if
you force it just a little too hard to put
it together, everything snaps because it's all shady plastic, all
of it. I snapped off an oven door on all
of them, and I'm like, we need to bring this
back to Walmart and exchange it because it's Christmas time.
They don't get fuck. They're just like, exchange everything. I

(15:20):
prove it. It's fine. It's fucking retarded.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Okay, that's actually I've had struggles with the return.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
In You just say you got it as a gift, okay,
and then they're like, wait, I guess we have to
even clothes just I got it as a gift. It
doesn't fit. Dude. I'm six five and one hundred and
sixty five pounds. If anybody can buy me clothes without
me going with you, I'm confused.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Honestly, same people try to buy me clothes. I'm just like,
you do not know my style at all. I'm too picky.
Don't try. You know, I've always been like that.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
So I keep seeing all of these things, and you know,
I want to do two things worth a lore today.
I want to do a fun lore thing, and I
want to I want you to explain and tell me
what the fuck is going on with all these people
saying that you're kidnapped and that you're being held against
your will and your hostage, because what the fuck is
going on? These people have no idea how the world

(16:22):
works at all.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
First of all, they're just making shit up based off
of like, based off of this key call. So how
do I explain this because there's a story behind it.
Uh So, basically the gist is I was in college

(16:47):
and I was at my I was at the university,
and it was around Christmas time where I was like, yeah,
I don't I don't want to go back to my
parents' house for Christmas, or well I did, but like
I didn't want to be there for two weeks. I
wanted to go there like the week of Christmas, and

(17:08):
they really insist. My parents really wanted me to be
there for the entire two weeks and really pushed for it.
And I was like that, so what's up?

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Not today, parents, I'm not coming. Fine, I'll be there
on Christmas.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Day, right, But like the way I did it was
and this is how I came to start dating and
have a five year relationship with Riley. Now, so Riley
was like, hey, how about you like drive to my
my place and you give me forty dollars and I'll

(17:51):
have sex with you, not the other way around. Like
I had to pay to have sex with him.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
That's a whole.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
And drive twelve hours. That is a hell of a trade.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
I figured it out. It's like all these people are
just jealous right there on the spot solved.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Yeah, so he has major riz as the cool kids
like to say. Uh so I drive there and my
my goal is to be there for maybe a week
and then drive back. But I didn't tell my parents,
Hey I'm going I'm driving to Twin Falls, Idaho, because
that's where you lived at the time.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
The only thing there potatoes and dick and the dick
I had to pay for.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
I mean they got the they got a canyon. Man,
it's pretty cool. Whatever fucking what's his daredevil name? A
very famous uh even evil Canievel. He jumped to that canyon.
So just just so you know where it's at, Uh so,
I'm my parents are freaking out, but they're doing it

(19:03):
in such a way where they're they're okay. They said
they're emailing the police because I left. They said they're
going to email the police. They emailed the university police
because I drove across state lines. I just I just went, like,

(19:28):
I asked no permission. It's easier to ask for forgiveness than.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
That at this point. Or did you graduate early?

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Uh? Yeah, I was at the point I was nineteen.
I was a junior in university. I did running Start,
which basically allows it so while you're doing high school,
you can also do your associate's degree. So I got
my associate's degree by the time I graduated high school.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
So well, a lot of that, a lot of shit
that doesn't make a lot of sense. Then, is at eighteen,
as long as you're not found mentally incapable, you are
an adult. Yeah, it's not kidnapping. You chose to go.
There's a difference, guys, nineteen.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
I was nineteen years old when I decided to leave Dick.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
I got scared when Zach like asked, like, were you eighteen?
So like, oh, if it's under then we can't we
can't post this. Everything's good.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
It was nineteen. I was an adult, you know. I
was like, I'm done.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
You know.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
I could also like I was in a state where
I hated going to college. The this is twenty nineteen,
so the the climate was really starting to get really
radical left in like like pushing it on you way,
not like like over celebrating diversity, but like, hey, we're

(20:56):
forcing things on you now.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Kind of pridepin on today. We're gonna have a problem
if you don't.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Yeah, yeah, stuff like that. Like, and so I was like,
oh my god, they're they're forcing me. Each time I
stand up, they're forcing me, and they refuse to let
me answer the question without saying my pronouns I think.
And I was just like this is getting whack, Like

(21:23):
I just I'm not I'm not for this. It was
that plus like I think I could make it on
my own without racking up a bunch of college debt.
Luckily my parents were paying for the college.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
So yeah, so I'm gonna ask a few questions about
this away. Maybe you can start debunking some of these
dipshits online. I have no idea what they're talking about.
So at that point, you obviously were no longer a
child because you're above eighteen. Were you ever really found
mentally incapable at that point?

Speaker 3 (21:58):
No, No, we're are.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
You still a ward of your parents? Were like with
adoption normally? I know, it's slightly different than becoming an
adult when you're not emancipated. Essentially, were you emancipated and
put into being an adult? No, or anything like that.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Once you're eighteen, you're an adult in state of Washington state.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
That's what the law.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
A lot of states just put their hands up, unless
it's something crazy with like mental health or something like that,
which is why I asked.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Yeah, I was. I was never found to be like retarded.
I'd say I was actually put in a lot of
advanced classes. I did college in high school.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yeah, you just talked about the running start.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Yeah, that's what I always found stupid. It's like I
was just diagnosed with autism literally last year. So I
completely get it. I am highly highly functioning, but I
absolutely get it. I am a fucking retard in some
cases if I have too many things going on. Fuck
if I can write a sentence correctly because I'm stressed

(23:00):
out and I am not paying full attention and I
can't focus. But if I have an eloquent sentence, everybody
gets so confused because it doesn't make any sense. Just
because somebody has autism doesn't mean that they dragged their
knuckles on the ground. Guys, there's two sides of it.
There's like, yeah, that was indifferent things you can be
diagnosed for. Knuckle dragging is only one of them.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Yeah, there is a whole spectrum. I think also when
I was diagnosed when I was sixteen, I was told, oh,
two years ago, if you were diagnosed, you've been diagnosed
with Aspergers. But now they just blended it into a
big old spectrum. And I think because of that, Aspergers
is completely different than like old autism, and now it's

(23:42):
just called autism. And because it's just called autism, there's
the negative connotation to the word autism.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Well do you know why there's a negative connotation? And
this might I don't true. Okay, So when autism was formed,
the idea of what autism is is things that gave
you an IEP or a five O four in elementary school,
in middle school and high school, so it automatically gives
you a different section of the school that you're a
part of, so it literally just takes you out of classes.

(24:11):
So you have the texture issues, the intelligence issues, the ADHD,
not being able to be attentive in those things. Those
things automatically give you the diagnosis of autism, and those
things made it so that way you had a five
oh four and you were treated differently because your parents
were a part of your schooling.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Yeah. Also I think it's because like if you ever
saw those groups of kids at your school, they did
it look.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Too socially awkward ones? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:35):
No, No, Like if I'm talking about growing up in
like the nineties as well, like it wasn't a spectrum.
You got the lower end and then that's like actually
wearing helmets and stuff run around, So that now it's
become like more broad.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
And it's made it more odd in all honesty, Like
you would think that somebody like me or Mint would
not be in the same spectrum as somebody with an
IQ of like forty or fifty, Unable to speak, unable
to do anything, they throw their iPad at you because
they don't want to do anything. Yeah, and they're twenty
five years old. Those three people are very very different.
They all are. They should not have the same diagnosis

(25:11):
just because I have ADHD and I have a problem
trying to figure out exactly how somebody's feeling without being
in the same room as them. That should not be
the same exact diagnosis as somebody who barely can do anything.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
That's what I mean, where it's like, oh, the lower
end exposure to it is like needing a handler and
like non functioning, but then like the high functioning part
way too broad.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Yeah, it just gets weird.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Yeah. Uh, I think it helped that I didn't know
I was autistic until I was sixteen. I knew I
was weird. I was cold, rude a lot. I was like, Hey,
these people are like you're rude. You're in I'm like,
I'm just saying I'm just saying reality. How is that rude?

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Yeah, because you don't have a filter and you're gonna
say it when you think that there's a space for
you to say something, and you step on somebody's toes
because it feels like there should be a gap in
the not I do it all of the fucking time.
I fucking hate it. That's true.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
That is true. I think I do think you can
learn it. It takes a lot of training and a
lot of focus to learn social stuff. I'm definitely better
at it now than I was ten years ago. I
still have a lot of things to learn, but it's doable.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
I think the hardest part is now wanting to go
out of the house. And this might just be mitism.
We had a conversation me and Rowis had a conversation
about this before. It's like everybody's like, I'm socially anxious.
Now it's like, no, you're terminally online. And this just
isn't a streamer problem. It's the fact that we all
have our phone shoved up our fucking asses so high

(26:47):
that we can fucking see it. We don't interact with
anybody face to face, so we get anxious every time
we have talked to somebody. Now it's like, dude, you
don't get anxious when you get a text message. You're
not socially fucking anxious. You weirdo. You don't want to
and people. You don't want to be in a people
to person fucking situation. That's why, because you don't read
people anymore.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Yeah, it's like one of those laws of laws of physics.
Wants stays in motion, wants to stay in emotion, goes
in motion, stays emotion, stops, it wants to stop forever.
It's much more eloquently put at.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Its showing of your intelligence right there. Way to beat
the allegations on that one.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
I don't remember how it's phrased. I just remember what
it means.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
An object stays emotion once it's in motion unless acted
upon by another force.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
I think that's most why people think I'm like retarded
is that I didn't grow up speaking so eloquently. I
was focused more so on drawing, and I would speak
whenever I was needed to speak, but that was it.
I think I was called annoying once in second grade,

(28:02):
and I was like, nope, I'm no longer the annoying one.
I'm not going to speak ever again unless people want
me to speak. And that's why I kind of not
the best at words like demonstrated.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
But so when you're a kid and in foster homes
and stuff like that, did that cause you to be
like more withdrawn at home and stuff too? Like a
lot of ADHD and autism kids will come home and
then they'll finally decompress and you'll see the crazy part
of the kid where they're you know, bouncing off the
walls because they had to mirror and show everybody normal
for the entire day. Did you not have that when

(28:36):
you got home? So like you were just always kind
of boxed into normal.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
I think I would not hold it in at school,
so any any atism moment would occur at school or
at home when it happened, so I wouldn't. I don't
think I'm the time to like hold in my reaction
to things, So I don't know what was the question again.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
So everybody kind of puts on like a mask when
when they're in public because they kind of hide those
reactions to things and stuff like that. With being in
a foster home, you you don't feel like that's necessarily
fully home too, so you don't have the place to
like unmask almost, which might be why some people kind
of read you in that weird kind of way. You
never take on or put on the mask. It's kind

(29:33):
of all mixed together, so they might not be able
to read it as eloquently as like somebody that's able
to take off a mask and put it on.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Yeah, I think it was. I think also part of
my upbringing, Like I was five years old when I
got put into foster care. But like, until then, I
was not hawking. I was mostly independent. So I was
like developing kind of strongly independent streak lack of better word.

(30:07):
And so because when I went to the environments of
like interacting with kids at school and then at foster care,
I think I just got really comfortable with the people there,
like not the adults per se, but like the other
foster kids, and would decompress on them. I guess this

(30:34):
mightn't have that many friends. I would compress on people.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
With ADHD and autism and stuff. It's easier for you
to like almost trauma dump or offload whatever the hell's
going on with you to that person, because either they're
going to care or they're not going to care, and
neither way is really negative. If you want to be honest,
if I'm never going to see you again and you
just wanted to know a little bit, sure that's good.
I don't really care anyway. Or you're gonna be a

(31:01):
best friend now because guess what, we commiserated over something dumb,
and now all of a sudden we're not letting go
at all. There's no one between.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
That is true. There's not I have most.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Conversations about how the weather is today is fucking boring
and like dragging my nuts on glass.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Yeah, I hate conversations like that. I'm not a small
talk person, I hope. I think it goes to like socializing.
Growing up, I was mostly focused on like a person
or two at a time, maybe a group of four max.

(31:38):
I mean, I was definitely socializing, but I wasn't doing
debate class or like super focused on learning vocabulary words.
Just mostly just interested in like nailing the concepts or
really in the ideas down in the simplest way so
I can remember it, which is I guess reflective in

(31:58):
my speech. And I guess people are just so used
to the big talkers on the television or the big
talkers that they look at on the screen, and then
they see me, and then they compare me, and then
they'd be like, oh, she's a retard.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
They're comparing something that's raw and off the top of
somebody with autism or ADHD's head, comparing it to somebody
who's genuinely just on top of everything, and everything's scripted out,
and they know every word that they're allowed to say
and not allowed to say, and they expect everybody to
be perfect, guys. This is the Internet.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
I think also what contributed to the retard thing. The
first call in this goes back to when my parents
were pissed off at me twenty nineteen. They sent like
some emails that were like, Oh, we're gonna cut you
off completely. No healthcare, no phone, nothing, You're not going

(33:02):
to get any help from us, no resources, nothing right,
And they put this in form of an email was
pretty The type of the way it was typed was
pretty psychotic. So I sent that to Dick Masterson U
and he was like, you want to come on the show,
And I was like sure, and then I was I thought, oh,

(33:24):
I could do the show. And then I go on there.
It's the first time. It's not even like in studio.
I'm just calling and I'm like, oh no, I'm not
explaining myself very well.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
You get frustrated, which makes it ten times worse.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Yeah, And so it was like not explaining my situation
very well. And then I'd try. I was trying to
get it so my dad would pick up the phone
when he called, because I gave Dick my dad's number.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
That's hilarious, It's just.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
And he picked up and then Dick was like, Hey,
you're on the Dick Show. What's up with your daughter?
What's the situation? Blah blah blah, and then he just
hangs up. Right, I'm like, okay, damn it, he just
cucked this content, but like right, it could be inconsequential,

(34:22):
but like people freaking freaked out, like a four months,
four weeks after that, just straight after that appearances, people
were like, what the fuck the mint solad arc is now?
What it's called is something god awful dog shit. There's
even this guy who called him right after my dad
didn't uh didn't answer the phone like speak speaking wise.

(34:47):
He was like, what the fuck, why are you like
getting involved in people's business? And this guy was like
projecting hard about his own personal problems, but he was
like airing out my dirt laundry was saying that, yeah,
like yeah, the guy was airing out my laundry. And

(35:08):
because of that, it was like because of how hars
Dick was to that guy, then there's like a that
created like oh, I think that created a lot of
the rumors. And it started there and then like the
game of telephone, you know how it works, things change

(35:31):
over time and that's it pretty much.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
It's just it's crazy that something like that, you over
extending yourself and thinking that you can do something, but
you're very uncomfortable and get you know, socially disconnected. It
makes it so crazy with that, everybody's like, oh, she's
a retard, and I'm like, guys, that's one hell of
a jump. Guys, that's that's not what it is. Do

(35:56):
you know how much I get called a retard because
I couldn't put my thought that's how I wanted them
into a fucking trivia game. But yet when I said it,
it was said properly. It was just typed incorrectly, and
I wasn't paying enough attention to grasp what I was
doing because I was anxious. It's like, guys, there's a
big step here. You imagine three hundred thousand people listening

(36:18):
to your voice and guess what, you don't even turn
your camera on when you're on discord.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Oh man, I it's weird how the internet is like that.
I think the Internet is polarizing, taking any nuance or
of any performance anything and just adding a black and
white label to it. I just rampant everywhere and there's

(36:46):
no nuance on the internet.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
No, it's a popularity contest with people that are too
scared to talk to someone else in person. It's gugi.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
It's high school with the nerds and no jocks. Only nerds.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Yeah great, and none of you, none of them have
a genuine idea of what actually is what you're supposed
to do it all. We're all like the retard that's
banging their head into the wall with a helmet on,
and we're like, we pushed our helmet back to you
for keep going. It's just it's stupid. So when you

(37:21):
when you get these messages that like devalue you almost
as a person. They're like, oh, well you're this, so
therefore you have to be painted this way. What the
fuck does that do? Because everybody's like, you're forced to
do fansly, You're forced to do all these things. Does
it make you feel discredited for what you have done
and all the shit?

Speaker 3 (37:42):
I decided to do only fans and fansly because I
was working a restaurant job at the time and I
would just keep burning my hands. I still have the
scars from like some burns, although they're faded now, But
there was like like three years ago I started in
twenty twenty two, I guess two years ago. I started

(38:04):
in like May twenty twenty two, and I decided, Okay,
my ultimate, like long term career projection is to do
a comic book, right, and I'm actually working on it now,
which is great, But that's in the works. When that's
closer to done, I'll promote it and do all the

(38:25):
fun jazz. But what happened was, God damn it, I
lost my train of thought. Fuck does that ever happen.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
To sow yep all the time, especially if I don't
say what's on my mind when I'm about to say it,
and I'm like, ah, short target, I'm retarded.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
So with all too many trains of thought, Like I
have two trains of thought, which when do I choose
in the moment? And then I choose that one.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Drink caffeine to go off to completely?

Speaker 3 (38:54):
Uh yeah, sometimes drink.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
A large amount of caffeine at once, okay, and it
literally changes that entirely. It literally is like taking adderall
or ADHD medication. It will calm everything else and make
it more streamlined.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Okay, Then I will do that, try to make it. Yeah,
I will do that.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Then I was self medicating my ADHD for like the
longest time with energy drinks. I was drinking two or
three of them to start my shift when I was
working at a box story, and it was the only
way that I could actually focus enough to do my job.
I had to have music in my headphones and I
had to have enough caffeine in order to make my
mind work because it was dull and boring and bullshit.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Yeah, I've I can relate to that. Oh, I know,
I was talking about now, so I was burning my hands.
And the long term goal is to do like comics,
and I'm an artist. Uh That's what I grew up
doing instead of talking, was drawing, and I'd say I'm
at a professional level now, so I could do comic.

(40:00):
But exactly the idea though, was like, Okay, so I'm
not getting much in commissions and I don't want to
burn my hands, and I want to focus on arts.
But it's like, in the short term, it's really hard

(40:23):
to focus on that because I'm also working a full
time job and I'm also doing this YouTube stuff, so
it's like it's about like time that you got so
it's like, okay, quitting the job I'm doing fansly and
only fans. Oh wow, I could do movie reviews, daily
movie reviews, and I just checked on seven hundred and

(40:44):
eighty four daily movie reviews in a row as of
this recording.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
That's fu.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
So I was like, I'm gonna do daily reviews. I'm
gonna do these daily photo sets. And that actually replaced
the income I was making at the restaurant, and I
was like, Okay, I gotta get this. This daily move
review streamline process, these photosets, streamline process. And that's at

(41:14):
the point where I'm like two weeks ahead in my reviews,
so I can like focus, have like a set time
to just do art and start cranking that out. So
that's where I'm at now. It was like old like
a long term kind of goal plan, but the Internet
really focuses on the short term, like write what's in

(41:34):
front of them. And so when news came out that
I was doing fansy and only fans, people were like,
oh my goodness, she's making sex trafficked into doing it.
Even though it was like my decision completely, it was
my idea. I was like, I don't want to burn
my hands.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
You used your idea, ID to verify that it was
you and you wanted to do it? Yes, Like as
a whole, it is very hard to force somebody that
take a picture with their ID next to their face
saying yeah, I want to do this if it if
it senses that you're in a bad mood, you really
think it's going to be approved. I don't think so.
I don't think only fans and fans we want to
be sued that way.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
Yeah, you're not born hubb exactly. So they're like more
selective too about their model process. You gotta be like
really want it, and yeah, I just think it's at
this point it's i'll call it retarded. Echo chamber talking

(42:33):
points is to say that I'm being sex trafficked, I'm
being abused, being low IQ dollard like because as all
of that is provably not true.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Yeah, in my mindset's like I would absolutely like, okay,
I did only fans with my ex for like six months,
seven months. If that came out as like, oh, she's
a retard, I would be like slave girl now the time.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Ha ha ha. That's funny. That's really funny.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Like the saw bathroom tied up to the event, just
sitting there nothing, Oh no, just be fucking a smart
ass about it, because then they know they know that
you're being meta, and they'll be like, I like this,
but I'm not allowed to like this, and that makes
it even worse. Funny allegations exactly, Well, you're not gonna

(43:27):
beat them anyway. I think you're still a bad guy.
I'm still a retard, you know what I'm saying, Like
you might as well lean into it and just be like, yeah,
I'm a retard. It's okay.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
I think at some point I was. I think it
was probably a couple of years ago where people were
just calling me like retard and so I'm like, I'm
a retard because it's just something to say when you
fuck up.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Yeah, it's language.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Yeah, it's just it's like the equivalent of saying, oh, whoops,
I'm sorry about that. I'm I or I didn't mean
to do that. That was my bad, my mistake. Also,
it's not fun to talk so formal in vanilla like
with correct grammar. Because I could do that, I just
don't like doing it because it's not fun and you're.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Gonna freeze and feel like you're doing everything wrong because
you're second guessing everything you're saying. It is hell not
to be, you know, fully unmedicated and no caffeine and
try and do the show because speaking eloquently and intelligently
it's hard.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Some days, exactly.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
I just want to turn my brain off and play
video games.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
That's what the I'm retarded thing is for. I'm retarded
flag that needs to be a flag?

Speaker 2 (44:48):
What should it be? One of those endless rooms with
black lines just barely outlining the hallway? There's nothing going
on now, that's a finish line.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Hmmm, maybe you should be a yellow flag instead of white.
It's yellow. It's like soft soft surrender. But it's also
the color of like the color I identify with with autism.
I guess autism is like a different colors, right, what

(45:22):
color is autism?

Speaker 2 (45:24):
It's not. It's puzzle pieces, which is what a lot
of people kind of stick by for autism. They say
that it's you're missing puzzle piece or whatever.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
But don't they don't those puzzle pieces have a color.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
I think they're all just yes, you're right, But I
don't think the colors mean anything. I think they just
remove one of them and they use the puzzle as
like the ribbon thing.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
Oh yeah, okay, all right, that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
It makes it really really hard to get behind because
it's like you're telling somebody they're uniquely broken, and it's like, no,
everybody is uniquely broken. You fucking dopes. You're just your
virtue signaling. That's the only thing that's going on now.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
I feel like it's the autism, just the autism label.
You sling it at somebody. And if you're a neuro normal,
a neurotypical yep, I was called in the in the
in the tismbism tism business, you just hurl autism, and

(46:32):
I feel like it's perceived as an insult to people
who don't have it. Yep, yeah, it is.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
And I think a lot of people are kind of
going against that now. And it's weird because now neurotypical
is the thing that it's kind of the diagnosis. Now
it's ADHD autism. And there's one other thing in there
that that's thrown in there with neurotypical. Oh, cd OCD
S the other one, and all those things are considered erotypical.

(47:00):
Think of how big of a stretch that is in
between those three things. It makes no sense that they're
all under the same umbrella just because they have the
same symptoms.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
You mean neuro divergent, not neurotypical.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Yeah, yeah, I was okay, Yeah. Do you guys want
to talk about Rich from what the fuck? Uh tech Reviews?
Or do you want to talk about the Pokemon lower
ship that is going on?

Speaker 3 (47:27):
I don't know who Rich is?

Speaker 2 (47:31):
View Tech USA, Oh.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Review tech, They review technology. What did that guy do?

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Big fat guy that plays with his nipples on stream
used to be popular. Yeah. So he had like a
million sub over a million sub channel, and he started
getting shipped from a whole bunch of people and everything else.
But the ship that he was getting was completely justified,
Like the most justified thing I've ever heard in my life. So,

(47:59):
I guess a couple of years ago he was streaming
and his mom, I guess, is in rather shitty health,
and she comes in knocks on his door after he
gets his divorced and separates from his the mom of
his kids, and they're like, hey, your daughter's crying for you.
Go check on her, please, like, go make sure she's okay.

(48:20):
He's like, no, no, why you can do this. I'm
sitting here streaming. You can do this. I'm like, dude,
that's your fucking mom. That's not the kid's anything. They're
not equal to you. Go take care of your kid.
Then I guess a bigger thing happened, and he was
making videos on Dark Side Phil and all of that stuff,

(48:41):
and that's kind of what he transitioned to from tech
and building computers and stuff. So he builds Dark Side
Phil a computer, and this computer ends up with his editor.
His editor then has every single one of his social media,
including his YouTube channel, hacked, because the computer that he

(49:04):
was going to send a Dark Side Phil had a
keylogger in it. That is a federal offense.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
What the fuck? Yeah? What, why would you do? All
of this shit is psychotic?

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Yeah, So now he's running around throwing hissy fits about
absolutely doing everything wrong. It's like, I'm not a bad parent.
I didn't send him a computer with a keylogger in it.
And nobody's like, well, did he download porn? Because that's
the only other place you're gonna get a fucking keylogger
is downloading shit. If you for work, you know you're
not going to download porn on your work computer. That's

(49:39):
fucking weird, you weirdo. So as a whole, this dude
sending out a computer with a keylogger in it. Being
a bad dad, being a bad parent. Rich You're a
fucking horrible parent. That's not what you do. You don't
just say somebody else's problem to deal with it. You
handle it if you're at home, you handle it at
your job. Then the I know, nail on the coffin.

(50:02):
His answer to deal with the trolls were to delete
his one million plus subscriber YouTube channel.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Own the troll got him, got him? You fucking fucked
those trolls up right up the ass, got it.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
Wings had one of the greatest takes I've ever heard
on this. He's like, that proves how bad of a
fucking parent he is. He deleted a money source from
his kids because he doesn't want to deal with it anymore. Meanwhile,
he's unemployable because his nipples are on fucking extreme Bailey

(50:41):
and he plays with a fucking ceramic chicken and says
that he's jerking the cock.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
That guy sounds like a retard.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
That is a retard to me. Yeah, weird hot take though,
and this this might you know, get me canceled. I
don't know why the fuck would you watch some fat
dude that shirtless, play with his nipples and jerk a
ceramic chicken off on Twitch talking about random react bullshit?
Who gives a fuck? That's not entertaining at all.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
I think it's just cringe content. Like someone's like, oh
my goodness, look at what the fuck I found the Twitch?
Look at him he's rubbing his nipples, and then you
get the friends around the TV and they all laugh
at him. That's the only case I can really imagine.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Why having four hundred having four hundred viewers every time
you go live stroking your nipples and jerking your cock
is a weird place to be. How does that happen
if you're just cringe and everybody's like, haha, fucked up
weird guy's and that's how it works. How does that
happen more than months? How does that happen more than

(51:47):
a month?

Speaker 3 (51:49):
I don't know. People are weird. I mean, there's I
has to be the same types of people who follow,
like whatever follow what we do? You know, the people
interested in and and strained individuals? You know.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Very less I sent you, I read it link. It
didn't work all the way, But why don't you start
telling that story? I gotta mute for a second, because
I'm like, I'm the one you're gonna read the Pokemon
war fanfic. It works out perfectly, all right, Oh.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
No, I love it.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Have you heard anything about the Pokemon gigilik? No, So
what happened was someone fished an employee at game Freak
and got onto their server and downloaded a terabyte of data. So, like,
the entirety of the Pokemon history and lore and development

(52:51):
is in some random dudes, like like just some random
dude has it and he's been putting it on the internet,
and there's some crazy shit that's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
The craziest shit like it goes from oh stuff that
wasn't put in games two. Game Freak is just as
dirty minded as everybody that thinks Rule thirty four is
the thing that everybody should enjoy. It goes all the
way across everything, man, Rule.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
Thirty four isn't isn't good enough easy.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Don't say the magic letter numbers.

Speaker 4 (53:25):
No, No, it's the best site the normies can't know,
all right, well in the way, So yeah, there's a
lot of lour and stuff that's come out, and Generation
four has like Cino myths and the Cino myths were soft.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
They were like as spicies you could get for a
kid's game, where in the Japanese version they were like
there was once a time where humans in Pokemon could
marry and there was no difference between the two. That's
as far as they took it in the games. And
then there's also a couple of other ones where it's
just like a kid found a sword and then killed
all the Pokemon in the forest, and then the village

(54:03):
got mad at him because there was no food left
because he killed all the Pokemon. It's like, oh wow,
there's actually like cannon instances of some dude just like
getting a weapon and cutting a Pokemon up. All right,
I guess that'll happen. But then the rough drafts from
this that are coming out in the Giga Week because
we have everything, we have all these like scribbled down

(54:23):
notes from like two thousand and five about what game
freak wanted to do. There's there's some messed up stuff
in here. So, Zach, you want to read the slackoth stories?

Speaker 3 (54:32):
In me?

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Uh? Do you want to read the Slackoth one? What
the what hold on?

Speaker 3 (54:37):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (54:38):
I had? The Slackoth one and the collapse of culture
and relationships. You pick one and I'll read the other one.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
I'll do the slack off one because I already have
it up. Okay, so yeah, this was found in game Freak.
Like the person that hacked it was able to find
this file of a rough draft. This is what game
Freak was pitching or like an idea of how to
develop I Pokemon board. So this is called original sin

(55:04):
based on the current Pokemon world. That's like the thick
theme of their folklore for Pokemon Diamond Pearl. In the
distant past, when the boundary between Pokemon and humans was
still blurred, there was a woman and her companions. Every day,
they were bored, so they would often catch slackoth living
in the forest. They played cruel games with the captured slackoth,

(55:25):
killing them for fun, gouging out their eyes or cutting
off their ears. One day, the woman was walking alone
in the forest and saw a slacoth hanging from a tree.
She tried to climb the tree to catch it, but
slipped and injured herself. At that moment, a vigoroth appeared.
The vigoroth had a torn ear. The woman startled tried
to flee, but injured her leg too much from falling

(55:46):
out the tree so she couldn't move. The vigoroth with
a torn ear attacked her, and she lost consciousness. When
she awoke, she was in an unfamiliar place. Before her
was a clear lake, surrounded by trees from which slack
coth and vigoroth were hanging. All pokemon bore wounds somewhere
on their bodies, marks left by the women and her companions.

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Upon closer inspection, she noticed that some of the slack
ofth were corpses. They were the very slackoth that the
woman and her friends had killed and discarded. The slackoth
were throwing these corpses into the lake. Terrified, she tried
to run away, but a slacking with a torn ear
had caused her to faint once more. So it was
the same vigoroth. When the woman regained consciousness, she found

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herself at the entrance of the forest near her home,
surrounded by her friends. They carried her back to her house.
Some time later, she gave birth to a child. It
wasn't a child, it was a slackoth. Ah, my god.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
Up until the oh she gave birth part, I was like, man,
this goes this, this fucks. But they actually fucked yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Yeah, so that's what I mean. Like there was like
even in Pokemon now not this unreleased, it's like, oh yeah,
Pokemon can go kind of hard. The Pokemon Venture's manga
has like Pokemon getting carved up and shit. But now
now they're they getting spicy.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
With it, so they get real spicy.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Holy shit, the line between people in Pokemon were blurred.
Pokemon can make you give birth to Pokemon apparently. Yeah.
So she intended to abandon it, but couldn't bring herself
to do so. She stopped meeting with her friends and
decided to raise the slack off. One day, her friend's
concern about her, visited the area near her home. They
found the slack off sleeping there the child of the woman.

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As they always did, they caught the slack off, stabbed
it in the chest, and killed it. They took its
corpse and headed to the woman's house. When she saw
the slain slack Off, she was overwhelmed with sorrow. She
grabbed the body and ran deep into the forest. Her
friends chased after her. As they ventured deeper into the forest, suddenly,
or as they did ventured deeper into the forest, the

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surrounding suddenly opened up. They found the same clear lake
as before many slack Off Mini Vigorth. The woman stood
before the lake, holding the lifeless bo of her child
slack Off. She threw herself into the water. Damn fuck mhm.
They were pitching something crazy that's fucking wild.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
I mean, good thing that that didn't make it to
the games. Also, I think it's interesting that the developers
made such a dark world, like filled with murder and
rape and in like not like cross breeding babies and like, okay,

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we gotta we we have such a huge world, we
gotta cut some of the meat off and and reduce
it down to its simplest, most kid friendly form. I
actually like that, Honestly, it goes hard.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Well people like hear that and then they like I
think they over freak out in response to this, where
they're just like whoo, this is way too see you
have way too crazy. I'm like, guys, it's it's like
the diet version is already in the games. Like people
are trying to reject this outright, but it's like no,
you can actually still like see how some of this
affected the development of Pokemon. And I find that part

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interesting where it's like, yeah, they understood the realities and
implications of a real Pokemon world in a very crazy way. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
I think it's it goes to show how deep the
world building is and how like it's it's such a
cool world. I I hear this, and I'm like, I
like Pokemon more.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Now it's like they're showcasing a part of the world
that everybody wanted to be there, and now is there.
Everybody's disgusted, and it's like, why does that happen. It's like, guys,
we knew that they weren't fainting. We knew that they
just weren't passing out from pain. It's okay, guys, that's
what's happened, since you know, we were all kids and

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playing it. That's sting.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
Is like, because that's why you can come to the
Pokemon Center and they're fine.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
Exactly my point. They just prove fainting happens with people too.
That in Lord, everything is being explained the same exact way.
It's been as crazy and as dirty as everybody thought
it was going to be and didn't expect it for
some reason I don't understand. So this one is even
more fucking weird and confusing. This is the collapse of

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culture and relationships. There was a time when the boundary
between pokemon and human was blurred. In a coastal village,
there was a man. One day, as he was walking
along the shore, he found a female artillery washed up
on the beach. See, we shouldn't have bombed them twice
with nuclear bombs. We fucked them up as people. The
man had relations with the actillery back in the mart

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can't say that? What what part of that can I
not say?

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
I mean, the thing is like Yokai folklore, and like
those kinds of stories go back long before.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Oh, so you're saying we didn't fuck them up. So
what I was saying was incorrect, not factually incorrect, gotcha,
I understand. The next day he went to the same
spot and found the same artillery again. He once more
had relations with it and threw it back into the
sea as before. One night, several days had passed, the

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man had a dream. In the dream, the artillery spoke
to him, I cannot come to you, but I will
deliver our child. It is our child, yours and mine.
The next morning, the man went to the place where
he had met the aartillery. There he found a boy.
The man took the boy home and raised him. Time passed,
the boy grew into a young man. As the father

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passed away, the young man was always lonely. One day,
as the young man was walking along the shore, he
saw a group of people playing in the distance. They
all held large swords in their hand as they danced.
The young man approached the people. As he got closer,
he saw that sharpedo. He saw that sharpedo were playing

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along the beach, and he tried to get even closer.
The sharpedo suddenly leaped into the sea all at once. However,
one of the sharpedo lingered, looking around three times before
swimming array. At the spot where the sharpedo had been playing,
there was a large sword laying on the ground. It
was a shape he had never seen before. It was

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very sharp and very pointed. The young man took the
sword home. The next day, the young man took the
sword and went into the forest. While walking through the forest,
he encountered the nursering. He tried slashing at urs ring's
mouth with the sword. The mouth was easily severed. Next,
he sabb the urs ring's eyes and they were easily pierced. Finally,

(01:02:47):
the young man thrust the sword into the urs ring's chest,
and the urths ring died effortlessly. That day, the young
man killed thirty ursw ring. After that, he always carried
the sword with him, playing by injuring the pokemon he
encountered by cutting off parts of their bodies.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
What do these fucking pokemon do to you? Guy like I?
In both of these stories, they're cutting off pokemon's body parts,
but the line between human and pokemon are blurred, So
you're just torturing?

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
What is Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
It gets crazier. Hold that thought. Let him finish, Just
let him.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Finish, all right, all right. One autumn, while the young
man was searching for firewood, he lost his way. After
walking for a while, he stumbled upon an ursering den.
Inside there was an elderly urs ring lying down. The
elderly urs ring looked at the man and said come inside.
The young man hesitated, but as it was getting dark outside,

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he entered the den. Before long, people began to enter
the den one after another, filling the room completely. And
looking closer, he saw that all the people had scarred faces,
and some people were even missing eyes. They were chatting
amongst themselves, but the young man ignored them and fell asleep.
At one point, he woke up to find the elderly

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urs ring laying beside him. He fell asleep again. When
he woke once more, there were many people around talking
about something. Again. The young man ignored them and went
back to sleep. When spring arrived, the elderly urs erring spoke,
do you want to go home? Then I shall send
you home. When you return, a willlord will soon be
found near the village. Go there, we will send a man.

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You must leave the sword behind and bring a witness.
Why do you do such things cutting faces and slicing
off noses? The elderly urs ring escorted the young man
back to the village. Upon his return, the young man
recounted everything that happened to the villagers. The following morning,
the young man took some villagers with him and headed

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to the shore. As they walked along the they found
a large railroad. Nearby on the beach was a teddy
ursa the young man. When it noticed the young man,
the teddy arsa hid in the forest. A large urswering
came out in its place. As the urswering charged that him.
The young man tried to draw his sword he had hidden,

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but it got stuck and he couldn't pull it out,
so he rushed the airs ring with his bare hands.
The young man and the urswering grappled, punching each other's
faces in they strangled each other with all their strength,
and so they choked each other to death, collapsing on
one of one another. The villagers went back and told
others what they saw.

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
Fucking wrestled with a bear. This motherfucker, this guy who's
an ospring of a human and a fish.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
No human and octopus. Oh sucked an octopus, which is backwards.
I guess is really isn't because we bombed them, so
as a whole it would be women with octopus as normally.
This dude fucked an octopus, and they had a dude
who then liked killing bears that were actually humans. I'm

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so confused.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Yeah. See, that's like another crazy thing about Pokemon War
is like the whole line between people and Pokemon being blurred.
It goes to the point where like somehow there's something
in the lore where Pokemon shaped shift into humans as well.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
Well. That's been even in the games too, which is
why that this ship is seen as legitimate too.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
Oh yeah, with the Ashkro Ninja. Is it like something
like that? No?

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
This is that like that? The urswering story is like
those urswerring turned into people at night and then they
were ursering in.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
The oh, like like where ursuling instead of where?

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Yeah, And there's also there's a story with Typlosion where
it's kind of the same thing that a girl's in
the forest finds some dude. The dude's like, hey, just
don't look at me while I'm sleeping and I'll take
care of you, and then they have a child and
then turns out the dude was a Typhlosian and then
her father kills the Typhlosion and then it goes into

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like some other deeper lore where wearing the pelt of
a Pokemon turns you into a Pokemon. So the villagers
tease the girl and her child by like trying to
throw Typlosian pelts on them to turn them into Typlosion.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
What the wait? Wait is there something deeper than this?

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
Is there?

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
Like, I mean, obviously there's those uh those Oultra beasts.
As soon as those got introduced as like, I'm out,
there's too much to keep track of, and I know that's.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
It doesn't it doesn't get too much deeper than that,
like the ultra Beastka trying to find a meaning, Like
it's just like, what is a pokemon? What is a person?
Apparently back in generation four they were like, it's the
same thing, and.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
You know, it's weird. They didn't even like, genuinely, there
is less weird shit on Reddit than this, And normally
Reddit is the place where it's like, Okay, that's fucked up.
That's the start of where everything gets fucked up is Reddit,
and then you have four Chan that's even steps farther
than that. Why Why is game freak at the same
level as fucking Reddit? In four Chan? At least, Reddit

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only writes in one sex or death, not both, let
alone beastiality. The fuck is going on?

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
Do you have to be this perverted to have a
multi million maybe multi billion dollar property though.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
I don't know, I've never seen.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
Definitely billions. Yeah, they've made a lot of money. Uh,
I would imagine that, and so ah, man, they really
have to flush it out because it's making them so
much money to the point where they're I mean, there's
a bunch of employees.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
At some point point, there was a crossroads where They
were like, do we just go hardcore Yokai lore in
like how we're taking Pokemon, or do we actually make
this a global children's game? And I feel like some
representative from America went, you guys do not understand how
large this is. Please do not publish this. You can
make billions if you just keep the horny out, and

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they went, fine.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
I don't know about you, guys, but you know what
do you used to say this all the time? Well,
sex and death are two of my favorite things I
wanted in everything, and I lived by that for such
such a long time, where it's like, just have normal
life in movies and TV show like show them having sex,
show them getting dressed, show that there's like normalcy in

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place what you're trying to show in real life some way,
because those things will showcase it as normal. Therefore you
can understand the character a little better. To me, like,
even this shit that is fantastical and crazy and not
my thing at all, bringing the reality of what the
world is to Pokemon is interesting to me. And I
don't know why it's interesting, but it brings like it

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shades that line in between well, this is real life
and that's Pokemon. But Pokemon people never have done anything ever.
They're all just like I'm going to be a master
and ten years old. So was there an idea to
have an actual adult Pokemon game? And why isn't there one?
Because that would be fantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:10:25):
I'm interested. I'm interested in like, if it's like as
complex as the real world, then where are the politicians
lying to me in Pokemon? Where is that at? Like
you just like you just inserted them then bam, a
very very dark Pokemon. You could even introduce guns.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
Two Now you're just playing power.

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
Yeah, well yeah you can get you can take power
out of business.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
I mean they already have like swords and stuff for
carving up ursa ring, and there's in the anime. Oh
my god, I mean, my my big thing is I
don't think they need to take it to like the
extreme direction like that, but they should have kept in
a lot of the lower ideas where it's like, oh,
the idea of like putting a pelt of a Pokemon

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on someone that turning them into a Pokemon, that should
have just been like more explicitly stated and fleshed out.
Also in the leaks, there was more lore on like
how Arsius created the universe that went a little bit
more in depth. So like, I'm just upset that we
don't have like this. It takes this to get all
the cool things about Pokemon.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
Make sure wonder the things that were deleted or removed
from those files. If this is the stuff they kept,
What was this on.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
A hard drive? Like? God, nah, man, you just take
that home and never bring it up again.

Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
No, you brought up last last time we did an episode.
Oh you know, there's furries in everything. This makes me
feel like you are one hundred percent right that there
are furries in every company that makes shit like this.

Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
I have a theory about furries. They're either like NASA scientists,
big brain like they have a ton of money. They
have a well paying job and so they can afford
furs suits in the furry hobby, the furry lifestyle. Or
it's like pants shitting diaper licking people. It's like, no

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in between is what.

Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
I figured out. The in between, and you might completely
understand where I'm going with this. The in between of
the knuckle draggers and furries and the NASA scientists or
Native Americans that have been doing it since like the
dawn of time. They were the first furries, and they're
the normal furries. We've normalized it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
Yeah, they've been doing it for like.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
So long.

Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
It's just like, it's not weird to.

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
Be a has way too big of a picture.

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
Yep, it's huge.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
Yeah, it's a great name. But I guess I need
to find something more.

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
I got it, I got it. Size down. We're good.
I'll put it over the screen too. Actude this one. No,
it's just it's it's the only way that I've been
able to put those pieces together is like, okay, so
I've asked for the lists multiple times. Where it does
being a furry start? Is it the butt plug? Is

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it the ears? Is it putting little booties on? I
want to know where the line starts, because there's a
line where you know, you're like a weird person and
then you slowly become a furry.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
It's very overstated. That's just a joke.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
No it's not.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
Yeah, No, that that's deeper. That's deeper in both literally
and figuratively. Yeah, nice.

Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
It.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
Yeah, the line is when you're just like I think
that that anthro furry babe is is cute or I.

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
Want to see it attractive. It's not being meant right now?
Who's dressed up as sonic?

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
Is that is that? You know?

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
Like even I was like a fox keykoo, that wouldn't
be furry?

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
How is that not furry adjacent?

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
I don't understand this with the identity, it has to
have that importance in a different way.

Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
When I wear this sometimes I'm like, I'm sonic now
I gotta go fast. Does that make me a furry? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
No, okay, like an autistic thing.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
It sounds like there's lots of overlap in that too. Yeah,
I don't know. It's just weird. It's weird to try
and find that line where something just goes from being
weird to being something specific. And man, that tail is
very close to being the answer.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
Like two inches above the butthole though? Does that make
it furry? Like you just have it clicked on it?

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
I remember there being this. So one of my best
friends in high school actually was a furry. I believe
he used to drop horn in high school and everything
else and sold it on DV and R. His girlfriend
for the longest time would wear fucking ears and dress
up as gurr and everything else. I think both of
them were furries. Because you know they showcased it that way. Yeah,

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he showcased it by dressing his girr and wearing a tail.
I think a tail's the start, man, I really do.

Speaker 3 (01:15:46):
It really is.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
The tail is the start, not the buttlug you can
clip it on, That's what I mean. Like, it has
to mean something in a furry way to that person.
Like I said, like, if you just think foxes are
cute and you want to wear a cute fox or
you're not a But if you're just like, if it
has more importance to you while you're wearing it, and
you wear it every day until it smells funny, then
you're a furry.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
So your description absolutely just proves that Native Americans are
furries because they're their animal identity means something to.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
Them that's so much deeper.

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
And I got it, I got it, didn't I?

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
No, it's not wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
Though you said it has to mean something to them,
because you are one of those people that will sit
there and say that furries.

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
Yeah, doesn't agree with fury didn't exist. I agree. I
agree with you. I am drawing big titty wolf ladies
back in Native American times, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
But but you're the one that says that furry doesn't
equal sex.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
I know, but the foundation comes from that. Where do
you need a big titty furry wolf out there else
it's not furry?

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
I don't know, man, I I couldn't do that, so
I I couldn't tell you. I just think it's hilarious
because it's a weird place to try and figure out
where that line is. I think Native Americans are the
ones that cross it over. So another hilarious thing that
happened this week is Donald Trump worked at fucking McDonald's.

Speaker 3 (01:17:13):
Hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
One of the greatest jokes I've ever seen somebody do
on purpose and just shit on somebody. It was the
most targeted thing that I giggled at in a very
long time.

Speaker 3 (01:17:29):
I think it was in response to someone being like,
you can't work the fry machine is the hardest job ever,
And as somebody who was a McDonald's manager at seventeen,
it is not that hard. It's actually one of the
easiest jobs to do with McDonald's, is the fry machine.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
Yeah, I wur fast food.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
What started it was he heard that Kamala said, Hey, guys,
you know I just I worked with McDonald's and you
know that was my first job. You know, wasn't given
all my jobs by sucking dick, and you know it
was McDonald's.

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
Your impression reminds me that I haven't heard her speak.
I've never taken her off of mute. Ever.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
You will never hear the same accent ever out of her.
She started a new accent the other day, which was Jamaican.
Everything ended with mon and like, what the fuck is
wrong with you? So he's like, guys, just so you know,
I'm gonna do the wonderful thing. I'm gonna I'm gonna

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be the normal man for one time in my life.
I'm gonna go work at McDonald's. I'm gonna work the
friars and make sure all of you guys get your
chicken mcnuggies. Because Kamala, Kamala never did it. She's saying
she did. She's a liar. So we went and fucking
did it. And that's fucking hilarious. That's so fucking funny.

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It's the next level troll, it really is.

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
I don't care about the memes control. I just think
it like watching Donald Trump enjoy making fries and like
finding pride in doing like normal people work, which is
so like cool to watch. Yeah, it was.

Speaker 3 (01:19:15):
It was pretty fun just seeing all the pictures. I'm like, man,
this is iconic. He's getting a lot of iconic photos
in this one campaign. Run.

Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
Holy shit these.

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
Sorry I thought there was a space go ahead.

Speaker 3 (01:19:29):
I was gonna say, there's it's like just shot after
shot after shot after shot, bam, bam bam, just like
so many, so many iconic photos. There's just gonna be that.

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
The the interesting thing to me is how he genuinely
held the same personality from the like the debate stage
or or talking shit with somebody and doing a rally.
He held that same energy and the same care of
the people that are in front of him that went
to that McDonald then he dealt with that day, and

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that to me was the impressive part. Is like he's like, oh,
look at this beautiful family, guys, this is wonderful. Look
you're gonna have a fucking burger and it's gonna be fantastic.
He like held the same energy that he does at
a rally, and like, if you work a normal job
and you're dealing with people all day, you know how
hard that is. You know that that's fucking complicated and

(01:20:23):
it's hard to pull yourself away from what the fuck
you're doing and even try and find like, oh yeah,
I can listen to music while I'm doing this, or
I can hang out and be kind to somebody or
talk to somebody for five minutes. That to me was
the big part, is like it's showing him to be
a human.

Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
Yeah, and like he can listen to somebody explain to
him how to use the frime machine, even though it's
self explanatory, it's pretty automated. But he was just looking
and the guy was like explaining. He was looking, and
he was not at all being like, oh I know
how to do this, I know to do this.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
Just devoid of ego exactly. He was there to like
learn and have a moment. And I think that's also
why the LUFT got so pissed off, because none of
their politicians can be human like that for any amount
of time.

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
So comparing the two human things that happened this week,
you have Trump working at McDonald's and Kamala having a
beer publicly, which one screams to you, I understand that
person a hell of a lot more. It's not Kamala.
The answer is not Kamala.

Speaker 3 (01:21:31):
I did not hear about her having a beer.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
This week, she drank a.

Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
Beer with Stephen Colbert that's not turned into a Jamaica.

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
Oh yeah, that was the most uncanny thing I've ever seen.
She can't She's so fake. She can't even drink a beer.
She like opened it backwards and took like the frothiest
sip imaginable when yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
Me, she sucked off the tip of a beer. And
you know that's just uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (01:21:58):
Oh fake people. Eh, not a big fan, dec.

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
It's just it's weird and uh realish. You brought up
that article about Trump.

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
Okay, Yeah, so there's there's a story behind this. Because
I have someone I've known in my life since high school.
Every day I find it hard and hard to call
him a friend because he's like full blown Calmy. Actually
the other week said I think communism is a good
thing on ironically, he is. He is that cooked, he
is in the he is that indoctrinated.

Speaker 3 (01:22:33):
That's why I mean, I mean, he hasn't lived in
a communist regime. That's why he thinks that can't tell
him that. Nope, like it was never done properly. Uh,
China and Russia don't count et cetera.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
All that bs. So he he said, I'm the one
in the cult because I don't think Kamala won the
debate versus Trump, and it's objective like, it's objective fact.
Kamala stunted on Trump in that debate. And his proof
was a Fox News article. Can you pull up the article?

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
I can't. I don't allow ads.

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
Oh all right, yeah that makes sense. Yeah, I pull
it up and there's a g fiel. Lad I'm getting
targeted in the correct way.

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
Targeted use code rmts to check out number one honey sponsorship.

Speaker 1 (01:23:21):
So he sent me this and he said, yeah, but
even Fox News viewers thought that Kamala beat Trump, and
it's a Actually, let's let's put the article into chat
so then mint can see it. See you can open
that up and see what's going on. So he he
he shared me this. He's like, this proves that you know,
Kamala won the polls say so even Fox viewers agree.

(01:23:44):
And then I scrolled down to the bottom and it
says the survey includes a sample of eleven hundred randomly
selected voters. That was a joint research operation between a
Democrat and research like Pulling Research group and I was like,
these are aren't Fox News voters? And then the more
you get into it, there's like a graph actually I

(01:24:06):
can we can show the graph and then.

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
Take picture of that. Yeah, send me the image and place.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
I'll send you a guy Gaza so people can see this, yep.
And then so like there's this where it just kind
of shows like, oh, here's what people had to say
about the debate, and you can clearly see which side
chose what where It's like, oh, thirty percent of Democrats
think that Kamala gotten a in that debate, and then

(01:24:34):
thirty six percent got like, say that Trump gotten out.

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
This is a big one. Is this number right here?
That doesn't equal this number? So as a whole, you know,
some Democrats said that she shit the bed table.

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
No, it's not about that. And the big thing is,
like I think it just kind of shows like how
reasonable people are. Like a Trump voter or a conservative
look at that debate and go like, yeah, Trump didn't
get a but Kamala din'kin f, whereas a Democrat goes,
Kamal always gets an a. Trump always gets an F.
And I was like, that's what this proves. And then
because the article exactly because the article my friend showed

(01:25:10):
me debunks him because he thought it was a file
like he thought these were actually Fox viewers like in
the poll saying Kamala gets an A and now it
actually just proves that the Democrats are deranged. He just
can't cope in that piso.

Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
So I guess a whole bunch of people during the
past elections in Europe, especially Britain, started voting, not voting,
betting on elections and stuff. I don't know about how
much of this you guys followed and stuff like that,
but I guess they were doing that, and it was
pretty effective at showcasing who was going to win, even

(01:25:43):
when there wasn't a limit on how much you could bet,
so you could bet billions of dollars if you chose to,
because it's going to increase the eyes on that person,
and then all of a sudden it becomes more likely
that they might win. Since that debate itself, MP has
cleared sixty five percent of the betting odds for the

(01:26:04):
presidential election. Kamala is down to thirty five when they
were dead equal going into it. Yikes, fucking insane, to
the point where everybody's like Oh, that's not real. That's
not how that works.

Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
Did Hillary have ninety betting odds?

Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
Though? No, it dumped at the end. It's started becoming
more and more equal.

Speaker 1 (01:26:28):
I think she always held like crazy betting odds.

Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
But it's just it's weird looking at those things where
it's like, Okay, no, there's there's connectivity to that. Nobody's
going to risk their money on something unless they feel
like there's such a payoff to it. But uh, everybody's
complaining right now because somebody dumped ten million dollars on
Trump and it's like guys on both of them. He's leading,
not just the the unlimited uncapped Wood. So obviously, with

(01:26:59):
this being the spooky season, I wanted to have one
spooky question and and furless, I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (01:27:05):
What your answer is going to be for this, I
actually do not have an answer.

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
What is your favorite horror franchise?

Speaker 1 (01:27:11):
I watch zero horror movies and franchises. I am tapped out.
There's I have no input into this.

Speaker 2 (01:27:18):
So obviously, fucking camera, I have Jason tattooed on me.
Jason out of the main three is my favorite, but
I do it three to you? Uh, Jason Michael Myers
and Freddy Okay, out of then, I guess there's a

(01:27:38):
main four because they include Chucky and most of those
conversations and images and all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:27:44):
Man, I don't know, it's hard. It's it's hard. I
think over like consistently, like viewer experience wise, I enjoy
the Nightmare and elm Street movies the most. I've only
seen up to three, so there's that.

Speaker 2 (01:28:03):
Oh, you haven't even seen my favorite one yet.

Speaker 3 (01:28:06):
Ooh.

Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
Out of those, the New Nightmare is the best one, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:28:11):
Uh. And then I've watched up to part five of
Friday thirteenth. I mean, I feel I didn't really like
part four to part five that much. It just felt
kind of the same as the other ones. But there's Tommy,
so that's cool. I think, Yeah, it has to be
Nightmare and elm Street. Although Michael, Uh, the Halloween is

(01:28:33):
such a weird franchise. I just got done watching Halloween
three season of The Witch, which is the only one
without Michael Byers. Yeah, and it's just it's bizarre. It's
it's so weird.

Speaker 2 (01:28:46):
I remember hearing about it. They're like, yeah, so number
three means absolutely nothing, and it's like No, all three
of them have movies that do that. You have Jason
Goes to Hell, which is Jason is a fucking snake
that makes out with you and turned you into a
d Then you have the fourth Nightmare, No, the second
Nightmare on Elm Street when it goes super super like

(01:29:08):
gay and gay quotes, that's what Robert England said he
did with the character on purpose. And then you have
the number three of Halloween. None of them fit the characters,
none of them tell story. It's just canon, that's all
it is. It's weird.

Speaker 3 (01:29:24):
Yeah, horror movies are weird. It's it's hard for me
to be like, oh, this one is definitively my favorite
because they all have they all have parts from each
franchise that I like and then some parts that I
don't like from each franchise. But holistically, i'd say Nightmare
and Elm Street the series I like the most.

Speaker 2 (01:29:45):
Yeah. I think if you like being scared, you're probably
gonna like Nightmarare on Elm Street more. If you're more
of a shut in cond of person, you're gonna like
Halloween more. And if you like funny things that are
like that's fucking stupid. How the fuck does that work?
You're probably gonna like ride it the thirteenth the most.
Oh yeah, But my favorite horror movie altogether is probably

(01:30:06):
Saw if if it's.

Speaker 3 (01:30:07):
Not Jason, which Saw a movie.

Speaker 2 (01:30:11):
I like the first five, like the first set of them,
Like once Jigsaw dies, it kind of goes downhill. But
that's kind of like this set that. I'm like, yeah,
those five movies are fantastic six movies. Whatever it is,
I don't. I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
He died both in three and four.

Speaker 2 (01:30:32):
Yeah, so it's four.

Speaker 3 (01:30:34):
Yeah, so it's I don't like Gore that much, but
I do like this story. I do like the story
of the first one. I think the second one is
just kind of boring, and then it starts picking up
from there. I'm like three, it's like, oh, okay, so the.

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
Second one is the Cannon story to prove how negative
and shitty somebody can be. For three, four, and five,
I guess ocause you have Amanda.

Speaker 3 (01:31:02):
Yeah, she's like the first accomplice, and then like in five,
it's like, oh, there's a third accomplice. By the way,
it's like, oh my goodness, what the fuck he's dead?
Stop it, stop put these games.

Speaker 2 (01:31:15):
But the base story of that of those movies in
that series is fantastic. It is so set and like
it feels grungy in real life at a way that
most people genuinely do not understand if you just you know,
watch it or you don't experience life. The fact that
he's like, people are disturbed, people are broken, So I'm

(01:31:37):
going to show them that how to be a real
person because I've lost everything, and I lost everything because
people are disturbed and disgusting and only care about themselves.
That is fantastic. That great fucking story.

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
I mean, I like the lesson behind saw. Uh. It's
hilarious how it's like, oh, you have a value your life.
And I feel like the message, the core message kind
of changes between its stop, but they're underlying like oh
value your life. But it's funny to me how what

(01:32:18):
John could just be on a high horse, like, hey, uh,
you've ruined my life. I'm going to choose who gets
to play my games. But he's I think he's a
serial killer. There's the debate that he's not, but he
is in my mind because exactly so, I'm like, dude,

(01:32:41):
you're putting you're doing a moral judgment, but when you
do murders yourself. It's like, you're not the guy to
judge people.

Speaker 2 (01:32:50):
It even brings it out to a more vague philosophical
question that that Kyle and PK talks about all the time.
At what point there's your quality of life no longer
to want to live? In every single one of those games,
it's like, Okay, I'll be disfigured in this way, i
won't work in this way, I won't have an arm.
At what point is it worth it more to just

(01:33:11):
say I'm done now instead of play the game?

Speaker 3 (01:33:18):
I mean, if I it depends on if I use
the the limb a lot like if I if you
cut off my left hand, it'd be an inconvenience, But
if you cut off my right hand, I'm dying. I'm
just going to go right in front of a truck
and just end it there, because this is the most
important thing that I have, and also my eyes.

Speaker 2 (01:33:40):
Two, it's it's just so weird. There's one I don't
remember if it's four or five, and this dude is
a a repoeman. He works in insurance and he's just
like he's one of those scumbags that you don't want
to deal with, and the entire story is you watch
him kind of because I'm a human again. In one

(01:34:02):
of them, he has to stick his hand in to
save people from a tilt to world that turns them
around and they get shot with a shotgu and he
has to put his hand in a drill bit and
it goes down and drills his hand. It's like fuck.
And at the end he has to face his his
kid and his wife or his mistress and everybody finds
out all at the same time. And it's like so

(01:34:23):
choreographed and perfectly timed that it's like, that's fucking insane.

Speaker 3 (01:34:28):
I appreciate the craft behind it. I'm I mean, it's
also the reason the reason I don't like gory movies
is the same reason I don't. I'm not a medical person,
Like I'm not in the medical field. I'm squeamish. I
see I see drop of blood or anything inside the
human body, I'm like, eh no, so it's.

Speaker 2 (01:34:52):
It's it's weird. Horror is a weird franchise kind of
group of genre. I mean, I remember watching this movie.
I was I think the name of the movie was
called Blood Creek. It's one of the only movies that
I've ever heard off because it was bad and not
because I was born. Got about fifteen minutes into it,
fell asleep, woke up about five ten minutes later, and

(01:35:13):
we're in a cabin. And this is a really dusty,
dirty cabin that these people I guess rented for some reason.
I was like, oh, this is this is Friday the thirteenth.

Speaker 3 (01:35:22):
Ask.

Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
We're in some weird ask cabin. You're what's called blood Creek,
and you know people are gonna die probably Nope. It
zooms out from the cabin and you're thu dud, and
it zooms back in and a fucking decapitated horse head
is flying around and banging on the door, Like, no, no,

(01:35:43):
none of that, none of this. I'm just done. I'm done. Now,
I'm done. You put a decapitated horse head that's psychotic
and flying around, sure, whatever, No, I'm done. This is stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:35:54):
Stole it straight from Godfather.

Speaker 2 (01:35:56):
I don't fucking understand. I don't understand. There's so many
horror movies that are just absolute ass.

Speaker 3 (01:36:03):
Yeah I hear. It's the it's the one that has
the worst movies. But it's also the easiest to get
into if you're like an indie person.

Speaker 2 (01:36:13):
Yes, because everything's cheap. Oh yeah, like writing a rom com,
I'm sure is fucking hell. You have to actually have
a story, and.

Speaker 3 (01:36:23):
Yeah, you gotta have the actor and actress be really
good in the rom com or else I'm not watching
it at all.

Speaker 2 (01:36:33):
I have Tryan Reynolds. I don't believe it.

Speaker 3 (01:36:36):
Yes, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
If it's not the proposal, it's not believable. I'm sorry
speaking about that. You want to know the crazy thing.
You want to know women's biggest fucking thing that they
don't realize is their thing. Absolutely, every woman loves movies
and stories about cheating. Think about ninety five percent of

(01:37:01):
rom coms, then notebook, it is a story about cheating
throughout the entire fucking thing. Any fucking movie that is
a rom com that is directed towards females is cheating.

Speaker 3 (01:37:13):
Are women being cheated on all the time?

Speaker 2 (01:37:17):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:37:19):
You just think about a lot of movies where it's
just like, oh, the husband is bad because he's going
on a business trip, and then the guy that's kind
of been crushing on her is the one that gets
all the attention in the movie.

Speaker 2 (01:37:32):
Every single one. It's sad. It's one of the hardest
genres to break into. But it is hilarious how straightforward
those stories are. All of them are the female falls
in love with the best friend that never should have
been and the friendzoned guy that they should have dated
sixteen years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:37:52):
They're so formulaic. Why did chicks like that? I don't
get it, Like, I've never understood female cinema female interests. Really,
I didn't grow up with like interested in female cinema.
We're having female interests. Really, I didn't know how to

(01:38:13):
do my makeup until I was twenty one. Like that level.
Either I don't get it nice, they still don't nice.

Speaker 2 (01:38:26):
I'm in on camera yet?

Speaker 3 (01:38:29):
Wait, who's on camera now?

Speaker 2 (01:38:31):
Oh? I was saying that I don't put on makeup
because I'm not.

Speaker 3 (01:38:34):
Oh, okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:38:37):
I just it's stupid. It's there's so many things that
you can boil down to one thing, but the fact
that so many people are against cheating and everything else.
But if you look at all of the movies women watch,
it's either crime dramas, we're cheating documentaries, and it's like,
what the fuck is this? It's fun?

Speaker 3 (01:38:55):
Nice? I swear I don't get the appeal like I
hear women's interested in true crime. I'm like, I don't
care about somebody who died. How does this pertain to
my life? I want to know something about, like something
that could benefit me in the future, not like, oh,

(01:39:16):
some some dramatic story about how a boyfriend and a
girlfriend got into a fight and the boyfriend got pushed
over the balcony.

Speaker 2 (01:39:24):
Oh no, by the girlfriend, and all of them don't
put have enough logic in their brain to figure out
exactly who it is and what's happened. So they're like, guys,
guess what now. I know how to do all of
this by myself, and you'll never figure it out. It's like,
you should never say that again. That will get you
in a shit ton of trouble. Please don't.

Speaker 3 (01:39:48):
You should always consult somebody that's that's like, how to
avoid eighty five percent of problems.

Speaker 2 (01:39:56):
Just avoid people, yes, exactly, yeah, exactly. Not go towards
people because you know how to handle them if there's
a problem. Meanwhile, all these girls are like five foot
nothing by one hundred and twenty pounds, and I'm like,
I could take care of full grown man if I
want to.

Speaker 3 (01:40:11):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, I
I don't think I can take care of a man
like if they're huge. No, I mean maybe i'd go
for their legs, but that's because I'm like, I'm five
't seven and I did four years of taekwondo. But

(01:40:31):
even then, I'm like, man, I don't I'm going to
avoid those tall, big guys like I'm just going to
be on the other street side of the street because.

Speaker 1 (01:40:42):
If a woman, I don't know take a man, just
hitting the nuts is fair. Yeah, that's all your game. Flight,
that's all you need. Don't go for the legs, all right,
hit them in the nuts. I just like crouched down
and uppercut.

Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
If I need you sore uk in that ship, than Okay, guys,
go check out man, We'll see you fucking later. Use
coat arms. He has to check out on g fuel
and go check out the.

Speaker 3 (01:41:09):
Merch Autistic boobs dot com. That's where you can find
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