RMTS 155: Do You Think Mr Beast Is Guilty?

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You boys. I did not expect last week to be
a skip week, but it ended up being a skip week.
I got sick as hell and I didn't want to
move for three and a half days, and then it
was back to the grind and life and everything else.
How have you been, Bud, Because it's okay.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
I was about saying, I'm gonna let you do the intro, like, oh,
what is up, guys, this's episode whatever the fuck? I
don't even keep tracked. I'm gonna say it anyways, because
we're fighting, I'm arguing with you. We got to bring
up that post so we can read it. I want
to throw down, and that's how we're starting. And we've
also got some other posts.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Well.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, like I said on the last episode, if you're
not like getting people engaged, immediately.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Throw it away.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
If you're too sad, it's bad. That's why we gotta
do this. All right, that's too small on my scream,
I'm gonna read it on Wait there we go?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
All right?

Speaker 2 (00:48):
So, yeah, I saw this post. I sent it to Zach.
I thought there was going to be agreement here, but
he's got some takes. But I'll read it first because
that's how podcasts work.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
I'm all right.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
My husband is a silent type that doesn't keep He
never stayed past seven pm, doesn't visit anyone. No one
visits him. We're married for four years and we never
had a reason to argue or quarrel. Most times I
bring up a baseless argument so we could raise our voice,
Yet he still finds a way to avoid it. I
know issues make marriages stronger, and I've never had any

(01:19):
reason to at least act upset and have him beg
and pet me, but seriously eating me. But it's seriously
eating me up. This man is too peaceful, too quiet
for my liking, and I, on the other hand, am stubborn. Please,
how do I spice up my marriage? How do I
get this man to at least raise his voice at
me a little? I want him to at least get
angry once. This sounds funny, but it's really bothered me.

(01:42):
I am bored in this marriage.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Zach.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
What was your take of that?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Okay, I'll go into my take. I'll go into my take.
What did you take this as? Because that, to me
was the weird thing, and then I'll explain my entire take.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Oh well, mine is more reactionary, but I'll still give
mine because I'm just like, yeah, why does she have
a problem with a dude that is just normal and
minding his own business and just just wants to exist.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
So to me, it seems like she is a needy,
self centered, absolute bitch. Let's just start Let's just start
off with that. We know that that is the answer.
She is an asshole, but I think everybody's sort of
the asshole in this situation.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
That's what got me where. He's just like, oh, both,
Like your response was both of these people are losers,
and I went come again, okay, because like, how is
this man in the wrong for anything?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Okay, So she's in the wrong because she wants.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Problem, but yeah, like yeah, she's trying to create a problem.
She just won't let her man be and is like
trying to spice things up, Like yo, just just take
happiness and know no conflict in your life.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
She's got a peaceful life in front of her, and
that's always kind of what you work towards in a relationship.
But the thing is is you don't want to never
be heard in a relationship. You don't want to be
talking to a fucking wall because they don't say anything,
they don't feel anything, they don't care, they don't Whether
you're the man or the female in the relationship, you
do not want to be a fucking wall that everybody

(03:09):
just says things at not to you. Don't want to
be just not included in anything. This to me screams
I was abused as a child, for both of them,
but definitely him. And this is why. This is why.
So when you go into a relationship, but especially you, you,
I know you behind the scenes, feel like you can

(03:29):
say whatever you want to say in this When you
go into a problem, do you feel like you can
accurately give parts of yourself and say exactly what's on
your mind? Do you.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
I try?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
This guy doesn't. This guy's a fucking pussy who apps,
but there's still conflict. That is bullshit. Think about it
this way. If you're in a relationship and there's little
things like, oh, I want to go to Taco Bell
and she says, we always go to fucking Taco Bell.
I want, hmm, anything but Taco Bell, and you're like, okay,

(04:05):
do you are your feelings hurt? No? But you might
have preference that is not heard.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Right, I don't see how that's like folding as man. Also,
what she says is we never had a reason to
quarrel or argue. So I mean, when it comes down to,
like if you're searching for a fight and what we're
having for dinner, that's not the man being too passive
and rolling over. She's making baseless arguments.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
She absolutely is. I'm not disagreeing with you. I'm not
disagreeing with you that she's a piece of shit. I
agree on all of those premises.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Well, I'm disagreeing you on this man is he.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Is a silent man on purpose. That way, he has
less problems in his relationship.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
We don't know that, and that does not my take from.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
This that is that is the logical answer. I think
you're projected. No, No, absolutely not. I was that person
when I was fifteen, sixteen, all the way up until
twenty four, So I understand this. That's why I'm saying
it is like when you go into these situations and
you go into a problem where you're like, okay, we've
never had any problems. Okay, So that means he's a

(05:09):
problem solver. Logically, he solves the problem for whatever the
fuck she's saying that way, there is no problem. So
he's afraid of problems. That is the answer.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Everyone should be afraid of problems. Where it's like I
do things to avoid problems. That is the actions you
take to get to the point of no problem.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Oh no, what do you mean. No, you don't avoid
problems by avoiding them. You avoid problems by actually fixing
the problem that would cause be caused by what you're
doing and dealing with. Seems like you're conflict. If you
avoid conflict completely like they're doing right here, you are
going to cause problems completely for the rest of your
life because they will look at you and be like,

(05:48):
I don't even know who you are. Whenever you have
balls enough to say that there is a problem.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
That's her fabricating a problem because there's just too much contentment.
That's what I see on this man. This man is
just content. I don't see a problem with anything he
does or any warning signs or trauma that's trying to
be unpacked here.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
This is one of these annoying, fucking concept wants to
have a problem every day all day just that way,
she's you know, interested in the relationship. That's fucking annoying.
Number One, let's just be honest about that.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
But as I mean, we've already established that, you don't
need to keep reiterating.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
That he need I know, but you tied back to well,
she's a piece of shit. She is a piece of shit.
I completely agree. But the thing is is he's silencing
himself to make sure their marriage works.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
I don't think he's silencing this. That's that's not what
I read there, because like, this was me before I
was in a relationship. This is me in my relationship,
this is me after the breakup. This was me now
where I'm just sitting here. It's not like I'm not
the silent type for some reason. I am happy to
just exist and I feel like this.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
This man is the same wa human interaction. I try.
I do have friends, right yeah, yeah, like, but I.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Mean like that, it's also how much you have to
read into what this who we've already determined is not
a great person, is saying.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
About arcisistic probably.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
With we have to kind of like see what her
words mean here. My husband is a silent type that
doesn't keep friends, he never stayed past seven pm, doesn't
visit anyone.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
No one visits him, And how they end up together well,
see that's.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
What I mean, like he can keep like also not
keeping friends means he still finds friends from time to time.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
He gave up his life that was before her because
he felt he needed to.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
I don't see where that comes into play here or
how that was like how we got here. It was
just like I've fallen out and made friends many times
over the last decade, and that's just going to continue.
And it's not.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Because to have a handful of people, regardless of if
they're new or old, that you interact with and have
fun conversations with, whether it's in depth and you need
help or just baseless kind of bullshit. You shoot the
ship with that person, whether that like for us, whether
that's fans or friends, You're still gonna do that. You're
still gonna have your phone in your hand, You're gonna
send a message back and forth. Yeah, it's those conversations happen.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yeah, But de by me having those friends, I don't
visit anyone. No one visits me, and I don't stay
out late because I don't see the point in it,
Like why would I waste my time and money when
I could just do what I want home and.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Exactly with all of those things.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah, so that's why I don't understand like how this
becomes his He has a problem somewhere when it seems
like he's.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Just doing normal relationship And if he was a fully
silent type, like a withdrawn, reclusive kind of person, he
would have never been in this relationship. Also, I probably
am safe to assume that this chick is probably overweight
and probably quite bitchy because she's using a fucking ai
little retard fucking thing as her day of logo. So

(08:46):
let's just be honest about that. She's probably not a catch.
She probably assumes that he probably could get better, which
is why she's being so loud and argumentative. But my
husband is a silent type. Okay, So how did you
end up in the relationship? Was he outging enough to
ask you? Did he ask you over text?

Speaker 2 (09:05):
I mean, I still find friendships and relationships even though
I have like I have like that mixed introversion where
it's like eighty percent time I just keep to myself
in chill, twenty percent time I go out and hang
and then I will not inconvenience myself to like go
out and seek going out with other people or anything
like that. But if my friends hit me up after
a while, it's like, Okay, I haven't hung out with

(09:26):
you because you haven't been available, let's go. Or here's
the thing, like, if you're one of the three people
that I actually like meet irl and then never one's
gonna be overleist lonely and have no friends.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
No.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
The problem is people suck. It's hard to find good
quality people to be friends with, and they're always busy.
If at any point they're just like, hey, can I
come over, It's like, yes, I will make you dinner
because I love cooking for friends and entertaining when it
comes up. So that's why I think, like, this is
the same thing. You're not going to find me out
past eight pm because it's like, well, why would I
go to the bar? Why would I stay out late?

Speaker 1 (09:57):
If I was like.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
I have a dog, she doesn't like being alone for
more than five hours, That's what I have.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
If I came to Seattle right now and we're like, okay,
there's a concert here we're going to go to that,
you're not afraid to stay out past seven right? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:10):
But I also think like her saying never, like in
four years, I imagine that an outback steakhouse dinner date
has gone to eight thirty.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
With her, she's saying there is nobody else in the circle.
There being nobody else in the circle shows that she
shut that shit down.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
I don't think she shut it down. Like that's why
I don't.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
I think she's a control freak, which is why she's
looking for arguments, which is why she is a cunt.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
I think he's chill, fairly normal, and the time he
hangs out with friends is probably And also, like, if
she's a control freak, then she wouldn't be upset at
him not staying out past seven because he would do it,
and then she'd.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Using it as a way to nag him. That's the
problem she's she'd be like, oh, well, he doesn't do anything.
He does everything I say, like a good little boy.
It's like she's being a mom me dommy and it's like,
what the fuck is going on?

Speaker 2 (11:02):
He just wants to work, watch some Netflix maybe chill
who even knows that doesn't sound like any fun in
the sack with her. But then like again, if she's
the one that's like I want to go out, it's like, okay,
I'll maybe and be taco bell, Maybe we'll just door
dash and then watch a movie, because that's that's as like,
there's there's no less for me, there's no less entertainment

(11:24):
by not going out. You don't have to go out
to be an interesting person.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
I agree with that completely. But if you zoom out
of this and not look at it as this relationship,
but look at it as a personal person thing. If
every day is I go to work, I come home,
I do nothing, I go to sleep, at some point,
that is a boring life. At some point, that is
a very very shitty life that nobody should want to live.
That is that is no that's the brain dead shit

(11:48):
that we fight against. It's like, oh, I go to work,
I do nothing. I literally live for nothing. I'm not happy,
I'm not content. Everything is shit. I'm just quiet and
nobody understands my pain. That is the boring fucking life
that we rally against so often with things like the
AI bullshit that are taking over every single fucking job opportunity.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
See, well, I think that's the difference where it's just
like now the people that are complaining they're spending ten
hours on Twitter instead of ten hours at work. They
aren't producing or providing.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
An agree with that.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
I think I think that working is still contributing to
sup society because you've got taxes, you're actually producing something
of value. And that point, it doesn't like and it
doesn't matter if like you just work, because then you're
still saving, you're still building, you're still working and figuring
out something. He's married, right, he said, this says husband,
not like boyfriend. Yeah, my husband's like he's done enough
to build a life at that point. It's like I

(12:41):
will just do nothing but work for two months, and
you know what, we got a hot tub, new grill.
We we can like get some more steak dinners or something,
and then like you get a bigger TV, you can
just upgrade your entire home life and not like again,
you don't just because you don't go out all the
time or ever, doesn't mean you're not interesting. I imagine.
It's still have vacations, I imagine, and still a normal life.

(13:01):
He's just on the more humble, complacent side. And that's
a problem these days. And I don't see any problem
anywhere with that.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
So this isn't even that account story. This this story
is literally this account is one of those I'm gonna
post a whole bunch of Reddit stories as my own bullshit.
I just I looked hurt her. What you wanna call it?
Bio is voice of the anonymous. All stories are real

(13:31):
unless indicated fiction DM to share your story, DM for
ads and PR. She's in the ua R.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
What's the UAR United Arab Emirates.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
No, that's u AE. Oh M.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Damn, my brain just turns off.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Public Republic MM. It is Egypt and Syria together. That
isn't even a place any more. I am. I don't
fucking understand people, man, what the fuck? But yeah, uh,
this is some Indian dude that literally just repost stories
to get paid from fucking Twitter. That's what this is.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
I still believe the core story is real and there's
nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Man. I don't think that there's anything wrong with the man.
I think he doesn't want anything for life and he's
not being heard one or both.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
No, man, you just kick it till you can retire,
and then you build like your little lake in your
backyard of the house that you bought and everything's great.
You just roll it out and if you're happy from
day to day and you don't need conflict, you don't
need to go out. Then you are living a happy
life where your work is giving you the value you
want out of life. I don't think this is a
suffering and silence kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Happy, No, I think he I think everybody is fighting
for content every day, and I think that you would
probably agree with that.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
We're not say content happiness where it's like if you're
just happy enough.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
And content, content is calm. Content is that's that she's saying.
If that's actual, like, if that's an actual true story,
he's content or he's just not saying anything. What are
the other And he doesn't want her to destroy his
peace more than likely, which is why he says nothing.
But if you look at that as everybody is fighting

(15:18):
to become content, I agree with you. Having a life
where you are okay to be content is a goal.
But the thing is is when you're looking at this
and you're like, I work at Walmart. I do nothing
from nine to five other than work at Walmart, and
I'm content with this life and you want nothing more,
those are the people we rally against. Those are people I.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Don't see how we rally against that. If you have
peace and content, that that's happiness. If you were living
your own on the other life, you're not NPCs.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
We do not even agree with on a ground basis level.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
With I think working in PCs like if you were
just a cog in the machine and you have no
problems with that. No, I don't like we need cogs.
That's the thing now. The is if you're an NBC
that can't have any free thought. I don't think that
this is a person doesn't have any free will in
that NPC mann.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
I think the guy does. And I don't get another thing.
I think the guy has free thought. I think he
has his own emotions and feelings. That's what my argument was.
And I think she is somebody who's completely reactive based
off of what her friends tell her she needs to do.
Oh he has no friends, he must be a weirdo.

(16:29):
Oh he has no life. He doesn't argue with me
at all, so therefore my life is boring. I don't
get fucked every night in my hair pulls, and I
don't call him daddy, bitch. That's your own fucking fault.
What the fuck is wrong with you? You make your
life boring? You could spice this man up completely. The
thing is it's not with arguments. It's wanting and caring

(16:51):
about the life that you have, whether it's your relationship
or as a whole you have.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
He isn't bringing him into a new realm. But I
don't think he needs to be brought into any more excitement,
even though it could benefit for him and it could
be a better life. And just let the man chill.
Is my only point here that I didn't think would
turn into a seventeen minute argument that had ten minutes
of arguing before the stream. When I first posted this,
I thought we were all gonna be on the same
page of Oh, she's crazy, let's make fun of her

(17:17):
on the on the stream and be yeah, I know,
but that is it. We just go, hey, look at
this crazy lady. Let's go on to the next topic.
We now have content. No, why do you not? Why
do you have problems with this man? We've a very
answered that, and I think we can go in circles
for another hour about this.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
That's that's just my take.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
It's like, there's nothing wrong with him, there's nothing wrong.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
With being a cog.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
This isn't the NPCs we hate or push back against.
Let the man.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Live, you and people don't want more, I really genuinely do.
And that's what that bitch is making that guy be
painted as. And I don't know if that's genuinely the
problem or not. Okay, I can see that, yeah, but
as a whole I hate that.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
I think if you're functioning and contribut and you don't
want more, that's fine. If you're a bum that doesn't
want more, that's the problem. There's if this person just
is If this person just has a good lie, yes,
a wife, he is able to just fund everything he
wants and he doesn't need more. I have no problem
to someone that doesn't feel they need more, even if
they could do better with more.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
As gamers, both of us would get shit on if
we were trying to get in a relationship or move
forward or try and find anybody, because oh, you sit
there and you play video games all day. That's becoming
a red flag that I play video game. It's like, guys,
you gotta want more, you know. We gotta stop letting
this be like the standard of what people can pick at.

(18:39):
Oh he's quiet and calm. You should be calm when
you're home. It shouldn't be a fight every day because
I walk out of that door, and I fight with
fucking everybody else. Why the fuck do I want to
fight with you. I didn't choose. I didn't choose to
come home, and you're a needy, fucking douchebag, and I
have to deal with your fighting and bitching. Nobody wants
to fucking deal with that. That's why I got a divorce.

(19:01):
Because fuck bitchy guns. I fucking hate them. Use coat arms. Yes,
a G fuel, You're fucking fantastic.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
That is not you do not follow a plug with
the C word like that. We can't we're pushing it.
We can't know.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
You said, see there's there's both.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
You can't use either. No, I only held up the
g Field show. Oh I came in hot because if
you anyone paying attention knows that half was already drinking
before the show. So I could be fired up about
this and it worked.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
And now having more, that's because you have you got
the Bible and get one free. You're half off already,
you're trying to get more.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Well, the Bogo's done, get we got the one piece
section collection going up, and we get free ship. So
that's also our transparency thing that we need to disclose
that's our disclosure boom, All right, what what other what
other topics we got?

Speaker 1 (19:55):
So you sent this one as well, and I thought that.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Yeah, that's what I mean, Like I think we have
a bangor whet. This is what I mean, Like we
need to make every moment of the podcast a banger
for audience retention. Yeah. Yeah, but I'm talking about like
how we do this because like, yeah, we need to
just have like more breakdowns and reactions. Yeah, especially if
for growing now, we can't just be sad and boring

(20:18):
for two hours. We at least have to be entertaining
for thirty minutes to keep that retention. And then YouTube
maybe promotes us but not really ever. Uh Okay. Multiple
students emailed me about their anxiety over presentation. First, your
teacher loved my school and my department. I've heard from
my mentor. Yeah, I've heard from my mentor. But I

(20:39):
thought i'd take a wider pole. And it's the first week.
So my eighth grade ELA classes did a fun little
project where they found cool adjectives to describe themselves, decorate
them on a piece of card stock to furnish the classroom.
On Friday, they presented it in front of the class,
just a quick hi, this is me type thing. Literally,
no one took over a minute. As personations go. It

(21:00):
was one of the softest balls possible. I had several
students email me the night before almost begging me to
let me skip because of their social anxiety. One girl
wrote in her weekly letter that she could not sleep
on Wednesday due to panic. Come on, really, I know
anxiety very very well. I was diagnosed with it at
fifteen and couldn't even hold a conversation until I was medicated.

(21:23):
I was still able to do what I had to
in school. Is anyone else seeing this more? For the record,
I don't think anyone is making this up. I'm sure
they're very anxious. I was wondering if they've been given
the ability to excuse themselves too often. We need to
be able to speak up in from others. It's a
life skill that will always be necessary. This I saw this,
I was like, Oh, this is the menu anxiety all

(21:45):
over again. Consumers can't even like order food, or make
eye contact, or like or have conversation with anyone. It's
insane how developmentally stunted these kids are. This is eighth
grade and they can't do a one minute presentation.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Stupid. This is fucking stupid. Let me let me start
off the project about yourself and doing a presentation on it.
First off, that's fucking stupid. Let's just be honest.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
I don't think that's stupid.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
I'm thinking, like every single year you start off with, hi,
this is me, this is a cool thing about me,
and you sit on the desk and you fucking have
a class where you're actually interacting all together at the
same time. That is acceptable. But this dumb shit about
everybody not wanting to do a fucking project is fucking
stupid too. This is all fucking stupid.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Why man, we're just disagreeing on like half of everything
this week, aren't we? Because I look at this as like, yeah,
this is the softest ball possible, and it's like I
like at all I think.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
I mean.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
The project where like you do your thing on card
stock and then it's adjectives and you describe yourself, you
go on the presentation. I don't find anything stupid about
that that makes me actually want to do it more
because it's an engaging, interactive project. The teacher is trying
her best, and things I see like more and more
Reddit posts and Twitter posts of like teachers that are
just like, yo, are the kids just terrible? And like

(23:14):
I'm trying my best here and the kids just ain't
worth any of the effort. That also seems like another
common thing that's going on. And also the part about
like anxiety, where it's like, yeah, I had anxiety, I
was diagnosed. I can't talk to people, but I still
stepped up. That's another problem we see with all the
weakness these days from the younger generations and even millennials.
Millennials have lost the ability to do anything where it's

(23:34):
like they cannot step up, they cannot just do what
needs to be done. They refuse to any discomfort in
their life, and then they cry about it.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
I think everybody's whining and crying about it. The one
part of this that I would look at and she
only said one girl, so obviously you kind of really
can't pick at it. I thought she said multiple students,
several students, several students.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
But only yeah, one girl. Couldn't sleep that.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
The sex of these people is what matters to me.
I'd love to know exactly how many dudes messaged her
and how many females messaged her. Was it all females?
Was it all dudes? Are? I think it's part of.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
I would say fifty to fifty dude. I've ben't seen
a lot of like weak guys with their little broccoli
haircuts that are venu anxious and shit, I don't I.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Don't disagree with that, but I'd like to know exactly
what in school those stats actually look like. Is it
even these people saying I am anxious? I don't want
to do this because I don't know about you. Like
we talk online for a fucking job. You know what
I have diagnosed PTSD. I have diagnosed generalized anxiety disorder.

(24:39):
I am literally this fucking person. And guess what I
do for a living. I talk to fucking thousands of
people a month, hundreds of thousands of people a month
to hear my fucking ugly ass voice and see my
ugly ass face and hear the fucking crazy hot takes
that I have. But yet, for some reason, you can't
stand up in front of the twenty people that you
probably have gone to school with since you were in

(25:01):
fucking diapers, and you can't tell them how my name's Joe,
Like what the I like four high? I like Fortnite. I,
like Brouckley, I have all these problems. What the fuck
is wrong with you? There is no fucking way, there's
no fucking way that everybody is so burnt out they
can't fucking do this shit. Watch you.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
You have to think about like COVID. That means like
these people for their elementarily elementary years, some of it
was online in like core key development times. I'm not
saying that, excuse it. And they had four and after
like resocializing stuff like apparently that did a lot of damage.
Also just being online and on phones. They're not going
to play, They're not making any friends with these people.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Of computer based learning, two full grades worth of computer
based learning. We sat behind a computer. We talked about nothing,
We said nothing. If we talked, we were in trouble.
I did this like it wasn't toil the level of COVID.
We were all in the same room. But at the
same time, I don't think that everybody wanting to be
online or whatever is the answer why all of these
people don't fucking care and don't want to do any

(26:07):
of this shit. This is parenting. This is fucking parenting.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
This is yeah, because like everyone really getting smartphone and.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Crazy reward system for every fucking thing ever, and it's like,
I don't get fucking rewarded for telling you about myself
for a minute.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yeah, they're not even communicating with their classmates or not
making friendships or doing anything outside of school. It's bitch
about them on Twitter and social media and form you
little clicks and stuff, and then not even make contact
in school, and then you have social anxiety. Wow, who
would have guessed.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
The shitty thing to me? And teachers, all my teachers
that fucking watch this shit. I'm mad now. I actually
got the fuck up and I did the fucking projects
on books I didn't even read. My grades should go up,
my transcript should go up, because they should.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Like they made barts them Son out to be like
a bone and stupid, even though there's also like the
thing where he shows moments of genuine compassion and being
kind of smart, But it's one of those things like
there was that episode where he had to do a
book report and he was just like reading the cover
of the book and like filibustering, and that still shows

(27:14):
like more social prowess than anyone in any student these days.
It's crazy where it's like he was the bad one
and he still had the ability to actually like bluff
And how many interesting stuff?

Speaker 1 (27:26):
How many things that you've read in high school? Do
you remember the name, the title and who it was by?
Because I remember too, I I don't know. This is
my point. How many people? Should it matter if I
read the book but I refuse to do the project
and tell the class about it. But I know the book,

(27:50):
I know Knight by Elie Wisel and the Holocaust stories
that it's about, But I don't want to tell the story.
I don't want to say what it's about. I don't
want to talk it in front of a class. Or
would you rather have the kid who's willing to try
and bullshit his way through the fucking project, knows a
little bit but knows way more in his head and
it's able to talk. Which kid would you rather have?

(28:12):
And I'd rather have number two one hundred percent of
the time. I'd rather them bullshit through everything and hope
that they're able to make it.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
And the weird thing is we punish them anymore because
there's like you don't get you know, a thirty percent
of a speaking grade, maybe get ten percent for presentation
twenty percent if you're lucky. But if you don't know
shit about the book, you're failing that course. Whereas the
person that's that's like I can't do this and has
like a panic attack, but knows everything about the book
they're going to get in eighty five, that's bad.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Like two of the top five kids in my class,
I heard them speak like twice in the full entire
eight years I was in school with them speak twice.
Like one I didn't even see. I didn't even think
he fully existed. His name was Arthur Chan. The longest
that I've ever heard him speak is his valedictorian speech

(29:03):
that he talked about how Harry Potter was the reason
why he was able to do what he did. The fuck?
What the fuck? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Well, like I said, I just mostly see this as like, oh,
the kids are cooked. And even though you also see
like a lot of videos of bad teachers or a
lot of antid's a bad teacher, But it's like, I
can't even blame the teachers at this point when the
students are the shitty.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
No, it's a fucking conglomerate. There's teachers left over from
when we were there. They're gonna be the ones with
tenure and stuff like that. And there's probably half of
those teachers. Three quarters of those teachers are good because
they made it to that level. They probably don't give
a fuck about their jobs anymore, but they made it there.
Like I remember having teachers that my dad had and
everything else, and that was cool. It was cool having

(29:48):
the same teachers as my stepdad. My favorite fucking teacher
it was my seventh grade social studies teacher, because we
still changed classes in seventh grade, and the first class
in seventh grade social studies was essentially like Native Americans
and them coming to the United States for like the
first time. So before everybody in the class got there,

(30:09):
he would change all the garbage bags real quick. That way,
it was clean garbage in the garbage can. I sit there.
I walk in with a huge water gum in my mouth.
Hewing on it, you and on it, and he starts
teaching us, and he gets going and this this shit
sticks out like this is the this is the ship
that they should be doing now, but you teachers are
too fucking lazy to do it. He has the spear

(30:30):
in the corner of his room. He's like Willy Mammoth
and he picks up the fucking spear and he's chanting
around the around the classroom, willy mammoth. And he throws
it through the fucking garbage camp and he runs over
and jumps on it like it's a fucking wily mammoth.
And he takes a huge ass bite out of a
garbage bag that was in the fucking thing a few

(30:50):
minutes before he made made me throughout my gum, and
he had a really weird fucking reaction when he realized
my gum was in his mouth. But that's the ship
you guys should be doing. That's the fun shit, you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
I remember seeing videos on Twitter of like teachers trying
to do engagement with that and then they just get
roasted for like how cringe it is.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
I would rather have a cringey, fucking teacher than a
fucking douchebag. That's just me. Like, you know the asshole
teacher that you went to school and they just sat
there with their arms fucking crossed or made fun of
people and like didn't really give a fuck, Like I
would rather have that. I don't want you to fucking
care about making sure my homework got done, like be

(31:34):
a fucking human, Like we don't all fucking learn the same.
You sitting here pushing me to just do what you
need me to do for a test doesn't improve either
of our lives.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Not just the public schools, Like I think that's also
another problems, like teachers are still like stuck within the
public school system and what that goes for.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
And it's not a yeah, yeah, if you're a kid's
not great out there them, What if you had kids,
would you try to homeschool them?

Speaker 2 (32:04):
The means to yah, because.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
After everything with COVID, I was really tempted to The whole.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Thing I see is just like home school your kids.
I just agree, we're just like they're going to come
out stupid and doctrinated even through like primary school now
or whatever, k through like my son's well, you're.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Learning all that burnout and PC bullshit. And I'm like, no, yeah,
like what does this mean? What the fuck does Ohio mean?
It's a fucking state to the west of us. What
more are you trying to fucking say? What the fuck
is Sigma? It's a fucking Greek alphabet letter, Like what
the fuck are you on? And I'm like, if you
can't explain what the fuck you're saying in real words,

(32:46):
then you can't fucking say you're grounded.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
What also means the education system is failing because there's
no literacy being taught.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
No, that's Ohio. See it's fucking stupid, isn't it? Isn't
it fucking stupid? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:02):
I think we were talking about this were like our
words as millennials made sense, like bogus At least there's
like there's something you know that comes out of bogus.
This feel bad?

Speaker 1 (33:13):
No, it's kiddity toilet. Oh fuck, are you talking about?
What in the genuine fuck are you talking about? We
didn't say things were angry orange, What the fuck would
that mean?

Speaker 2 (33:25):
So my my take on zoomerisms is that it's about
like it's just all context clues. The words don't have meaning.
They just fit in with what you're supposed to be feeling.
Like it's all about vibes, which is a horrible way
to communicate, but I think that is how the communication goes.
Where if I say shit, skibbity, Ohio, right now you

(33:47):
can kind of feel it. If I depend on how
to say I'm feeling skibbity Ohio.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Right now, it's almost like, and I use this in
the in the context of what the world is now,
it's almost like every one now has become authistic and
they're trying to explain their feelings without using emotions because
they don't understand emotions.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
I believe it. With social media, that's the thing where
just like no one has I kicked my desk, I'm like, hey,
that made my camera move too much? Oh yeah, Like
there's just no socialization, there's no interaction. Everyone has brain rot.
And this is like peek brain rot, where we have
now become enemies to language and we have completely destroyed communication.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
And it's like the emotions of what you're saying or
whatever don't fucking matter at all. It's just like I'm
gonna try.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
The words don't matter. The emotion is what's conveyed in
the nonsense.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Oh, but they don't genuinely save them or feel them,
which is the shitty part. It's like they're not actually
explaining what the fuck they feel. They have no idea
what the fuck they're saying. They're just saying whatever. They're
just saying whatever is cool. It's like, dude, my life
isn't the bomb anymore. Would you have caught anybody in
two thousand and six saying that, fuck, no, no, no,

(35:03):
the language is wrong, like it's it's improperly said, and
it just sounds fucking retarded, like genuinely fucking retarded. So
did you play any of the Black Ops six Beta?

Speaker 2 (35:17):
No?

Speaker 1 (35:18):
I figured you didn't, But.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
I think I already talked about like I don't care
about Call of Duty out there's too many cheaters for
me to like once play any FPS.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Well, I didn't run into any cheaters. Surprisingly, on the
the beta goes available for everybody on the sixth, I
would suggest trying it, and genuinely, if you remember Black
Ops three Advanced Warfare movement, it's that, except not flying.
It is the weirdest kind of roundabout way to kind
of just add movement into something that there might actually

(35:51):
be a skill gap. They might have actually brought a
skill gap to Call of Duty, and that to me
is weird.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Through movement, through movement, that's what I hate the most.
Like even when people had their like sweaty dash sprint
canceling and warm and not.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Sprint canceling movement, Like if you're smart, you know when
somebody lays on the ground, their name will pop above
their head if you're aiming at them. Now, you can
lay in any single way like it's Rainbow six. Like
you could be laying on your back like this with
your gun out. You could be laying on the side
and you look fucking dead. So your movement, yeahs is

(36:31):
like I'm going to out smart people now instead of
I'm gonna slide over here and then slide over there.
Oh your camera's broken, I'm gonna shoot you in the deck. Nah.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
I get offended when anyone tries to drop shot me
thinking they're cute and shit where it's just like, it's
not gonna work because now you're all head So anyone
that's trying more of that, whether it succeeds or fails
against me, I'm just like this shit's cringe.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
And they added a really fucking cringey thing that people
are sing.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
Oh so you're talking, they're even adding cringe, and you're
thinking that this is something I'm gonna be entertained by.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
This to me is something I don't like at all.
But the game was. It felt good. They made it
so that we could walk up the people and turn
them into fucking Barbie dolls like they are a fucking
meat field for you. So now YouTubers are meat fielding
two people on the other team and walking up to
each other and treating them like Ken and Barbie and
making them smooth together like they're kissing. Like that's the

(37:25):
level of brain rot YouTube has created, and that to
me is fucking stupid. Game feels fantastic.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Now I'm I'm over Call of Duty after war Zone
where I'm just like I don't I can't play normal
maps and war zones like all cheaters, and it's not
as good as season one. It'll never be Verdansk again, so.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
They're going back to every dade.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Well it means like it won't be good for you can't.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Supposedly they're going back to verdancek. They're getting rid of
Rebirth Island again.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Yeah, I mean, you're not gonna have season one where
like RPGs dominated, because that shit was fun. I miss
hitting like a corner with four people and doing full
splash damage. I'm just being able to buy load outs.
Early everything got clamped down and then they introduced more weapons,
like every new set of weapons has the two meta
guns that that's the only thing people use. I can't
stand it.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
The game I missed is fucking Blackout. Blackout was a
fucking blast.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
I played that a little bit, but we my friends
didn't get into it, so I didn't carry on with it.
But I thought it was I I liked Warzone more
from like it was beautiful like first three hours, because
I think I only played like three hours of Blackout
like first three hours. I just liked Warzone more. But
maybe I would have found more depth inside of Blackout
because I was like, oh, I want to play this
more by friends don't.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Like the unlocking, the characters, the becoming a specific character
so you have to try and figure out how to
mock it, and everything else fantastic. I wish they did
those things. The fact that you couldn't buy your fucking
load out, the fact that you had to find your perks,
you had to find your attachments, you had to find
the specific gun you wanted to try. That was nice.

(39:01):
It makes everybody equal. It doesn't matter if I played
one thousand hours in multiplayer or two hours in multiplayer.
We're all fucking equal.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
And the blue Ice Classic flavor.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
I got some jinxy juice.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
How's that I didn't get any.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
It's it's pinaklata. It's nice.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
I'm not a fan of that, so that's why I
was like.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Well, I don't know why, but uh, I think it
was like the first alcoholic drink I watched my mom
drink was a Penia colada. But I really love pineapple
and I really love coconut, So I've kind of like
always clung to flavors like that. And I don't know
if it's just the experience of seeing somebody drink a
pina colada or I just genuinely like those flavors more

(39:47):
than everything else.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Yeah, I never liked the coconut flavor or peanut colata.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Miami Nights is like top two or.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Give those away to my three friends whenever they show up.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Flavor, Hey, what more.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
G fuel Here, here's stuff I don't like and it's
just Miami Knights.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Miami Nights top tier blue slushy that's up there too.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Yeah, the blue Bomber slush is top tier.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
No I thought Dragon through Bomber slushy. The clickbaits really
good too.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Yeah, it's been one hell of a week man, genuinely so.
Since we lasted this show, my divorce has been finalized completely,
a whole bunch of lying and bullshit done with that.
That was that was fun. Good to have a fucking lawsuit.
Now that's going to be a blast. And then also COVID,

(40:42):
who the fuck likes dealing with? Hey, it's twenty twenty
four and I'm dealing with COVID Nineteen's.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
The weird thing is like a lot of people like, oh,
look at that, COVID's coming back because it's an election year.
Watch out there's they're they're cooking something up, whichs like,
I don't believe it like that, but it is weird
that everyone I know has gotten COVID. I was gonna
go play DDR with one of my one of my
three friends. Let's just make that the joke where I
bring that up every time. But yeah, like one of

(41:08):
my three friends, it's like, oh, he's been busy. He's
like been going to family reunions, he's been working overtime
and multiple shifts and stuff and traveling and whatever. So
it's like, oh, I've been able to hang out with
him in six months, and I've been wanting to hang
out with him, and they's just like, can't got COVID.
It's like oh okay, and that's and then you have COVID.
I know like two other people that got COVID. It's like,
why is COVID happening now?

Speaker 1 (41:29):
And it's different than COVID before. Yeah, And that's the
stupid answer because.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
It's also not like, oh my god, my friends are
going to die because they have COVID. It's like they
got COVID and they're going to get shut down.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
For a bit. So everybody other than my mother in
law got COVID where it was like in their stomach,
like their fucking guts were destroyed. They had migrain's body
aches and sleep that's everything that my mother in law
was in the hospital and on event and everything else
like COVID day one. But I dealt with it where
it was like I couldn't keep any food in my stomach.

(42:01):
It all ran right the fuck out my ass and
I couldn't do anything like I had zero energy, like
I messaged you and I had like fifty percent energy,
like I was starting to get it, like I still
have a cough and I still kind of feel congesty
and like shitty. Yeah, but I'm not like down in
the shitter anymore.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
I'm like I got like hair, like you just came
out of COVID.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
I just came out of the shower, but like my
hair is not fully back and feeling good again, you know,
you take that shower after feeling shitty for a little bit.
That's what I mean.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
That's what that looked like, just like you just shoveled
from the COVID.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
I got COVID last not like this year May, but
last May. And it was on a cruise and that
I had like just the oh, I can't eat anything,
and because I can't eat thing, I'm just going to
get progressively weaker while I just have cold sweats for
three days straight and then like I had to eventually
get off the cruise and find my way back home.

(42:58):
So that's like all of my energy. And then I
was like, I don't know how I'm going to be
able to recover from this, but I did well. I
was just like it just felt more like a flu,
but it's a weird flu.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Yeah. No, And everybody's like, oh, it's the worst thing
that I've ever dealt with. No, it's really not.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
No, it's the first time I got it.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
The first time I got it, I was I literally
slept for two days because I had a migraine and
body aches worse than I've had in a very very
long time. And that's it.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
That was mine where I felt the body ache coming on.
I'm like, if this is COVID, I want to just
sleep now and give my body all of the resources
it needs to beat this thing before it beats me.
So I just laid in bed for thirty hours straight.
I beat it, but I came out with like the
lot brain see long COVID brain fog though it's a
brainy yeah, COVID brain, Like that's what it gave me.

(43:49):
But I lost my smell and taste for like two
weeks after that, so I was like, oh, I wasn't sick.
I didn't get sick, but I had like the I
can't taste anything, and like wow, that that worse than
the COVID And then yeah, now I got that fog
in me.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Well it's it's crazy. And he brought up the election.
I don't want to go super into like well.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Like I said, like, it's not conspiracy, but it's like,
oh they predicted it, and it's not like a boogeyman.
It's like people are getting COVID again.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
But we legitimately made a prediction on the show, and
I think it's hilarious how we knocked it out of
the park and hit it with a fucking hammer. We
called that Kennedy was going to come out in support
of Donald Trump and said, Haha, wouldn't it be funny?
It might actually help him win some of the states
like New York or like those weird states where they

(44:39):
have large land masks but very very big population centers.
Kennedy has now come out in support of Donald Trump.
We now have the two last people that were connected
to an assassination tempt running in the same kind of
clusterfuck of people. You have RFK Junior and you have

(45:02):
Donald Trump. That's weird.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
I'm mostly just like, uh, the people that Trump is
building around him this time, because he mostly just got
like he said he was going to drain the swamp,
but there was no want, Like, he didn't have any
political experience, so the only people he attracted were the
swamp and then they kind of screwed him over and.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
With like people that cannot be purchased as well.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
See that's what I mean. Like I like Tulsi. Tulsi's
really cool. So like Tulsi rfk on a Trump team,
that's what he needed in twenty sixteen, but he didn't.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
If the next step after this is Vivic Don Junior,
Vivic Tulsey, Like, I think Vivic is the lost person
that he's getting ready to put. I don't think Klon runs,
but like him putting it in that circle.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Elon said he already wants to be a part of
like whatever Trump is doing. So I'm like, yes, I like,
I like where that's going. It should have happened even
for twenty twenty. Like he needed to build this twenty twenty,
but at least it's happening now because he learned his
mistakes and lessons. That's my That's the only they have
about politics right now.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
The other thing about twenty twenty is did you see
what Mark Zuckerberg came out saying there's interference? Yeah, everyone
well this problem and admitted it.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Well, the problem is the right already knew and the
left cannot admit any fault in their party, So nothing
happened even though those are the facts.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Well, I had this, I had this conversation the other day.
It's like everybody on the left wants to fight everything
with their feelings, and now the right is starting to
do that and we all look like idiots because we're
fighting feelings with feelings instead of being like, well, this
isn't right. So now they feel like everything that we
say is wrong because it's against their feelings. They're dividing

(46:49):
us in the exact way that they wanted to and
it's fucking stupid. It's like, guys, things are being proven right,
the things that the right are saying, Oh the laptop.
Now we have Facebook admitting that there was fraud against
Trump and everything else, like even if he is actually
fully convicted.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Also, we're finding a lot of illegal immigrants that managed
to vote or registered to vote. We were not allowed
to talk about how that could affect an election somehow.
So's mean like the factors do not matter to the
left and no matter how many facts come out, and
that's what's.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
The part of that that doesn't make any sense to me.
And this could be my like shyness a little bit.
It was like, think about it, I'll be ballsy enough
right here, right now to say I'll vote for this person,
do this or do that if I wasn't allowed to
do that, and the only thing I was allowed to
do was my voice. Would you feel uncomfortable voting if

(47:46):
you were just like, oh, I'm allowed to say something,
but I'm not from here, Like I'd be so afraid
to say or do something because it's not my fucking fight.
How How are these people so in boldened to actually
do this? That to me is where it's if he
That to me is where it's scary. Is like they
feel emboldened to do this if they are doing it,

(48:07):
and that's weird. But the fact that he had the
backing of RFK, that to me is huge. So I'm
on ask men right now. I wanted to scroll through
and see if we could find it.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
I'm not saying, like what other topics we got because
I sent you had maybe something else somewhere.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
But I completely once we started talking, my entire strain
of thought disappeared. So I got a few other things. So, men,
what life changing item can you buy for under one
hundred dollars? So if you had to right now buy
something that drastically impacts your life for the better, what
are you buying?

Speaker 2 (48:45):
I've actually been like trying to work on this and
contemplate it. Recently, a deep friar. A deep frier changes
your life because you make good food quick and you
don't have to go to the air. No, you want
a deep friar. I already have an air frar, which
is it's just a fucking glass an oven and air fryer.

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It's just a glorified toaster.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
It's great. Nope, mine, mine's not like a glorified toaster.
So I all air fryers are glorified toasters in mind,
so can I. I didn't know if yours was big enough,
That's what I was saying. It was like mine was
about one hundred dollars. It was a it was a
Christmas gift. But that thing's fucking fantastic, it is.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
That's what I mean, like having a better toaster where
I don't have to turn on the oven and it
just makes food faster, and you also get that fry
effect from the convection. It's just a convection oven, but small. Yeah,
and that's great.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
No, it's nice.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Now I'm talking about a real deep fryer. You get
one of those, you never have to like, go, I
don't know what to make. I don't want to make anything.
You just keep frozen stuff and then just like I
want chicken nuggets toick, I want motzrella sticks, I want
French fries. I want to make a sampler tonight. I
want fried chicken. I want chicken. You can make whatever
food you want, and you can get a good basket

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deep fryer for like fifty Oh yeah, so that's the
only drawback is like you get fat.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
But I almost I almost by a riddle with deep
friar baskets in it for outside m like it was
a commo.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
I saw that. I was like, see, that's what I mean,
like going back to the first thing. If that, if
that's all that man wants to do is just buy
one of those and not stay out past seven pm.
I think he's still living a happy life.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
But that's living life like the way they don't.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Yeah, exactly, she can't do that.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
It showed that she has control over those things. She
has control over what he's responding to and bitching about it.
He's not responding to things. He's being silent.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
Nah, like the other I think he can still buy
that and still follow all the rules of not making
friends and not going out past seven pm. But for
all you know, that dude has a hot tub, a
grill and one of those griddles, and he is fine,
and she's just like, I want him to go out
more when he's just content with that. But that's the
that's my I think.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
I mean, I agree with you there going to go out.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
As for other things under one hundred, that's where it
gets tricky, because you know we're talking about around one
thousand dollars a hot tip. People say, like money camp
buy happy happiness. I say, it buys hot tubs. Therefore
you're you're just wrong. You can buy pure happiness in
a hot exactly. But then the same thing like, uh,
winter's fall, Winter's coming up, get yourself like a little

(51:24):
fire pit. That that's great. It will get you outside,
it'll get you out in the fresh air and clearing
your mind up a bit. I think those are just
some life changing things where it's like you can actually
just elevate your baseline comfort and contentment with life for
one hundred dollars, like betting a deep fryer or a
fire pit, so.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
To me, and you could buy both of those things
with buying this too. They're cheap on fucking Walmart. Now
you're gonna squirt yourself with cold water. But a fucking
the day if you're not getting in the shower after
every single time you shit, A big day is one
of the most life changing things that a man can

(52:04):
get to where you're like, Okay, I'm not self conscious anymore.
I don't I don't have to worry about if I
got every little thing because it was all fucking squirted away.
You don't have to worry about the little piece of
toilet paper that stuck to your asshole, or or the
piece of toilet paper stuck and going out of your pants.
Like all those fears that you had as a kid
fucking gone. You have the You have none of those

(52:26):
problems anymore. That to me is one of the biggest
things that I purchased, And I'm like, nope, life is
just better now that in g fuel the two big.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Things some like lock and load as well.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
I haven't tried it. I think that it would end
up causing massive problems. So mm hmm, well, let's load
and you come into the toilet and everybody in the
town gets pregnant.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Bad.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Yeah, exactly. That's a lot of fucking because you're just
putting that.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
Shit into the water system. Kind of like how all
these like hormone medications, an antidepressants or just like in
our water supply and they're too complex to get out
through osmosis.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
What what if the hormones and the medications that's in
the water and this is all like speculation, this is
high HD ADHD bullshit thoughts. What if all those things
are causing the problems with anxiety ADHD and all the time?
I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
I think that's like one of those Alex Jones things
where it's like, oh, wait, he was just right. That's
not even crazy conspiracy theory. I think everyone believes that
where it's just like, oh, we're.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Just as a dumb bullshit, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
But I mean it's like testosteronees going down because there's
too many too much fluoride and antidepressants in the water.
That's literally happening to some the mounts. So that's well
was going to say. Is it's the same effect where
it's just like, oh, however, if however, you dispose of
what you want, lock and load, if that makes it
into the water supply, that just hits a chick in

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the shower instantly pregnant.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
So yeah, that's bad.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
You can't have that, but me when ow when out
when I was a because like the thing is, whenever
I watch pKa, I get upset when they have a
guest that's been on like four times and then they
do a lock and load plug and they're just like,
what's that. It's like you've asked what's that every time
you still haven't gotten it, and then it just that's
just weird.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
It's sold out. It's been sold out for almost like
six months.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
Now, yeah it has been, but even then, like when
it wasn't it's just like I know, but I've been
taking it the entire well not the entire tire time,
because yeah, I've had sold out issues, but then you
just build your own stack and that's how that's how
lock and loads started. And the way I can describe
it is my loads are inconvenient now, but that's great.
So yeah, I would say that that's like an under
one hundred dollars thing that just makes your life better.

(54:39):
That's that's like my story if I ever make it
on the PK. If I make it on the PK,
it's I'm going to flame your guests for not buying it.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
But this shit works exactly. You know. The one thing
that you want to be able to laugh at as
your loads. You want to be able to be like,
this is so huge, it's stupid.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
It's funny, Like I said, that actually is an elevation
of quality of life.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
I wonder what it would do well, I can't. I've
always wanted to see but I was told that, Oh, yeah,
that's stupid, and I was like, no, that's not stupid.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
If the thing is, if you can afford it, it's
it's fun. It's just fun enough to be worth it exactly.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
I was like, you know, a fifty dollars present, you
want to buy me something by me?

Speaker 2 (55:22):
This?

Speaker 1 (55:22):
I think it's funny. No, that's crazy, No it's not.
Oh that's a that's a nice little paradox. And question
every dude is asked at one point, would you tell
me if I look fat? Would you tell me if
I gained weight? Do I look pretty in this dress?

(55:44):
How do you answer? Do you worry about their feelings
or do you give them honesty?

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Oh? I always give honesty and it backfires every time
I lost a potential relationship because this girl posted on
Twitter like, oh I don't like my haircut, and I
went into a DM because we were already dms, and
we were already like seeing each other in person and
like going on sushi dates and stuff. And I was
just like, yeah, you got butchered because I was just like, oh,
I'm agreeing with her not liking her haircut, and I'm

(56:11):
being honest, I'm doing the correct guy move. And then
I got blocked immediately and never saw her again. And
we were hanging out for a bit. I thought I
was in a comfortable enough spot, but you were never
in a comfortable enough spot.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
No, they're validate searching, and we all fall into the
trap of thinking that they that's what they think.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
I continue to be honest, I don't disagree.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Yeah, I remember doing that when I was like thirteen,
fourteen and an in I'd be like, oh, I'm so
fucking sad, I'm so fucking depressed, and hope for the message.
And then you have a conversation with a person, because
that's what everybody wants as a teenager. You want to
interact with people, you want to have conversation and everything else.
So as a whole, it's like, Okay, that's really what
they're doing. They're looking for the DM of Oh you're
fucking gorgeous. Let me banging, blah blah, bah blah blah.

(56:58):
That's what they're looking for. But we fall into the
trap of, oh, you're looking for validation to say you're right,
and we're like, that's the wrong validation.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
There's also the other trap of like sometimes at backfires,
like you get called a creep or an in cell.
You're overly worshiping the beauty of this girl, but at
the end of the day, that's like what they want
for the most part. And then like you're just stuck.
You always make the wrong choice because it's like, oh,
the one that wants honesty, you're you're too horny for
and you loser. And then the one that just wants

(57:26):
you to simp, you're too honest and you loser.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Just can't win exactly, do you Well?

Speaker 2 (57:33):
The problem is so one thing real quick, because there
was that true off my chest I sent like a
long time ago, I think I destroyed our relationship trying
to compliment my boyfriend. Do you remember that I posted
a while ago? Yeah, yeah, you said that's fucking insane
and that was yeah, about a month ago. It's been
like it was no, just yeah, it was a link

(57:55):
to Reddit but locked post and it's been removed. I
don't even like. Yeah, I guess we'd have to find
like a way back of it, because I thought it
was it was like a really good one. She said
something like, oh, I don't want to like I want
to be with you instead of just fuck you or something.
So it's like, yeah, we need a way back to the machine.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
This one on reddit it got too spicy. Unreddit what
uh there's something called unreddit which uh undoes all of
the uh deletes and stuff. I'm working on it. Two seconds.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Yeah, I'm trying to just fine screenshot but http two
three oh two.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
There we go. I found it. There we go, you
got it and I'll have it in two seconds.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
I read it, read it because I've been reading everything.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Why reveal remove content? Search that or I need to
be able to search. Oh I don't have oh, I
said test, Thank you, bitch, I got your user name.
I still have.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
You Okay, and that boom like dinner is bad. But
we can answer through it and I yeah, I'm talking exactly.
That's why I'm just trying to be like, maybe you
think you can search or not search? Yeah, I think

(59:35):
you can search up something like a minute and a
half maximum and still keep it interesting for the viewers,
because that's the that's a little bit of the journey,
that's a little bit of the Eventually, Oh they found it.
Oh what are they talking about? Oh we can get that.
After that, it's like no, now not just boring constant.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
Oh no, this was it. She didn't delete it. Well,
like I said, hmm, that's how bad this it was?
What the fuck? Yeah? Do you have a screenshot? Yeah,
I read, I started on Discord.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
I just copy pasted into discord. If you've got a
good way of pulling that up.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Yep, I got it opening browser.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
And then the write post still has the replies even
though it got locked. So everyone fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Roasted got roasted.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
I guess got too defensive in the reply. Something went down.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
I think I destroyed our relationship trying to compliment my boyfriend.
My boyfriend and I are both twenty eight years old
and together for two and a half years. Yesterday night,
we were drinking and one thing led to another, and
I tried to compliment him by saying he is not
someone who I would hook up with or be a
friends with benefits with. But Mary, I thought everything was fine,
and he seemed extremely distroud. After that, I realized how

(01:00:47):
he understood it, and I tried to clarify it. But
he's still the same. This morning he told me he
needs space to think for a while and left the house.
All my friends tell me I messed it up, and
guys tell me it's it's not a compliment, and most
men will understand it differently. I think I destroyed our
relationship and I'm panicking.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
Now you can I I sent the link again, so
you can just pull that up and we can go
through the replies. But like, wow, that is I guess
that's like the good guy test. The problem is that's
that's like Schrodinger's box. You open that up and the
relationship's done. No matter what. We're just like, Oh, the
guy that isn't offended by that is just a douche
that wants to fuck you. The guy that gets offended
by that, congratulations, you lost a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Let me let me explain exactly what the fuck a
guy feels in that moment, because I think I got it.
If I'm not good enough for you to fuck randomly,
you do not find me attractive. I'm not like the
thing that you wish everything could be. I'm not pined after,

(01:01:49):
I'm not cared about It's kind of just you're settling
almost exactly if you tell me, oh, you're the guy
I would make I'm the guy who has less than
that you feel more secure with because I'm not a
end goal. I am the journey that you want to travel.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
I'm not your crush. I'm not the like dream boat
hunk slinging dick that you want. You're just like, I'll
settle for this because that's the long that's the longer term.
Settling really what it is where it's like, this is
the seven out of ten for the rest of my life.
Step the nine out of ten for two months, and
then everyone's heart is broken. But then you know, you

(01:02:32):
just bounce from those guys to those guys. You know,
it's not like the yeah, it's just so crazy where
it's like, oh, I've hooked up with better people, but
you're more my type for a long term, which is like.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Oh, grand, why would you even say that? Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
And I think that's another weird thing about this post
is like it's inherently wrong. It's hard to articulate how
incorrect what she said was, well, like, there's a million
different ways you could you could process that. It's all negative.
It just creates negative emotion.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
I'll give all the women, all twenty percent of you
a tip in two point two seconds. I want to
I want to read this top top comment six point
three K. I think you meant to say he is
too good, but it sounds like he is bad. What
the fuck are you even talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
Yeah, like, now we're just getting to Reddit brain.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
Rot okay the women bo wait wait I like this comment.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Wait wait, I like this one. That's one of the
worst things you can say to a guy. It's like
saying your dick is just perfect. The big ones hurt
too much? Nah, dude, can't you just can't. And then
like I think there's no winning.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Yeah, husband, dick problem.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
Is like just don't even just don't even talk about
just to just enjoy the dick, but don't acknowledge it,
because like there's no correct way of complimenting a dick.
If you go like, oh, it's perfect, it's the greatest
one ever, it's like you're lying. It's like you're you're
now now you're over compensating for my dick and I
don't trust that. If you say I've had bigger, but
yours is better, it's like you lose, you lose every time.

(01:04:03):
I love it. It's it's just great.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
It's weird. Okay, So now I'm gonna be egotistical and
everybody's gonna call me out and I'm gonna be a dickhead.
But fuck it. So as a whole, but dick is
not the one thing I'm self conscious about. I fucking
have that entire problem on lock zero problems there as
a whole. Not true.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
The funny thing is like Zach has perfect continuity with
this because he always talks about the two sixes, so.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
Like exactly boom, exactly there. Well, you also think about it, logically,
got my house broken into by my ex wife and
was having sex before that for seven hours in a row.
That girl still wanted to go back out with me
after her boyfriend wanted to kill me. You know, there's
lots of things in there that you have.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
You have like a million kids at age ten, your
set exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
So I don't understand. I don't understand, like there's zero
reason why commenting about a dick when you don't have
a dick. Pick or dick inside of you would be
the conversation that you should ever have. Never Number one,
never say it's cute. Dicks aren't cute. Just don't not
that hard. Don't say it's cute. You asculator, good thing.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
I don't think i've fallen that one before. Yeah, like,
oh jeez, because you're cute. You always think like cute
as you know, like not small small, you know, like
I wouldn't say, like, I think you have a cute
big dick, like, but there's an effeminine quality where I
don't get it. It's too ephemeral to actually put words into,
but it's it's just wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
It's just wrong. There's one reaction that every guy wants
and only some guys will get, and this is the
only reaction that you want. Every guy can have this
one happiness just calm, contend enjoyment of what's going on
and you're happy it's there, or you get the fuck

(01:06:04):
and those when they're real hit your right in the
fucking bull sack. I think you only you're like, oh yeah, no,
you're scared now. You got a little bit of.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
Now, so I think, yeah, the best thing is like
the only proper reaction is surprised and for good at
faking surprise, and you might be able to get away
with it. But all you need is wow. Yeah, don't
fake it if you have to fake it, Like yeah,
if you have to fake it, all you need to
is just give a wow. Just always be shocked, which
is whoa Like that's you do that and then like, dude,

(01:06:38):
just got s.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
Two dopeing exactly Like if you if your man has
a little fucking baby dick that looks like a mushroom
and is about an inch and a half big and
you've never felt it before in your life, you cannot
sell that that you are shocked unless he's like, Okay, yeah,
you're shocked because it's that's small. Okay, that's that's cute.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Well what I'm okay, So, like here's the thing, Like
a guy that has a really small one knows that,
like there's no salvaging that. And that's why I think
it's even more insulting if you just try to like
overly plays. But all you really need is like five
inches in some heart. If you've got five inches in heart,
you're got.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
What you're saying is if you're above average, you're acceptable. No, Yes, No,
that's exactly what average is.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
Like average not four and a half.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
It's like five averages four and a half.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
No, you if you're just like if you sling slightly
below average, you just make up for that with heart
and confidence. And that's fine, Dick, average is five point
one inches. I'm more correct. Like I said, you can
go slightly blow average and still salvage it. And all
you have to do as a girl is give a
woe regardless unless it's just like horrendous, then then you

(01:07:57):
just lose. I think there's no like because then like
that guy, you already know he's got self confidence issues.

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
That's op. Yeah, exactly, it's not. It's not going anywhere, man.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
Actually no, actually, no, how you save it is you
take lock and load and then you fucking shoot across
the room. And then she's like never mind.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
Not if she can feel it, you win. Because you
can't feel it. You got a big problem. Man. No,
it's just it's it's crazy when you look at this shit,
because there is no positive way or reactive way to
speak to a dude in that situation.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
And the crazy thing is like she thought she was
saying the right thing. She thought this was Her big
romantic gesture to this man was saying, like, you're not
the guy I would just want to fuck, you're the
guy I want to marry.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Let me give you a crazy idea. Both the reason
she's not married to the dude with the big dick
because the guy with the big dick didn't want to
get married, because they will marry the dick that hurts
them quicker than shit. They want all of it. They
don't want a little baby dick. They're settling, and that's

(01:09:02):
exactly what you're telling him. You're doing. Do not fucking
say you're a fucking husband dick. You're fucking weird. Would
you like to be told, oh, you have wife titties?
Is that what you want to be told? That's crazy?
It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
Yeah, it's like and that that also means like you
got no qualities, but just like the safety and insurance
like damn. So Also, I think it speaks to experience
where it's like, well, how many guys before it's where
I just lose great.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
Well, on the bright side, at least most people should
be average. So if you're a round average.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
Like I said, you can make up for that. Like
I think there was there's a pretty clear cut off
around four point eight where it's just like, can't be saved.
Don't worry, you can still make it exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
And then you see these females that are like, you know,
a foot of dick enough, and then you're like, oh,
all all humanity is lost, all of it. I don't
even understand how big a foot is. It's okay, we're good. No,
it's just it's crazy. It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
The crazy thing is like because the count like dissolved.
We don't even know the follow up because she's like, oh,
I think I destroyed my relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
And she was banned?

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
How defensive? Like what happened? Did she salvage it? Did
the apology work?

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
Did she like?

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
I think you show the Reddit post and be like,
I am sorry, I am humbled. I legitimately thought I
was trying to say the right thing. I wasn't even
being completely honest when I said that. I just over
exaggerated because I thought it was correct. It's clearly wrong,
and it's you have so much more to give.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Great. I like this one. The classic mistake. In your head.
You probably thought you were saying he is special and
worth waiting.

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
For, But the problem is she didn't wait.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
That's you basically told the poor dude to his face
that he isn't good enough to have you without having
to earn it. M more than anyone who has come
before him. Most fellas don't react well to the love
of their life telling them that they're at the least
attractive person they've ever been with. And yes, that is
two and a.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
Half years together as well, so that means like that
means she was twenty five and a half and already
had the experience to say that about other men, you lose.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
Most fellas don't react well to the love of their
life telling them they're the least attractive person they've ever
been with. But one miss that spoken, an unintentional insult
shouldn't end a relationship. If the relationship was strong enough
to last in the first place, you should be able
to talk it out after he cools down.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
I disagree with that. I think that there's magic words
that can ruin any relationship of.

Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
Word of warning. Avoid using terms boyfriend dick and husband dick.
See I fucking told you you don't use those well,
it's cute translate to their dick being okay For David
Daily nothing to be excited about, like a mini van.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
You're the white picket fence and two point five kids
of Dick.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
Women, that's a compliment. Guys want to hear as well,
but you know, not very much at it. Here's the
exact wording you used to fix this, Dave. I love you.
I'm sorry my words came out and made it sound
like I thought you were you were less than you
really are. Of course you're attractive and excite me. I
just meant the impact you have all my life is

(01:12:29):
so profound that I never want anything with you to
only be a short filling.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
There you go, that's how you say yes, yeah, that's
I mean where you have to be like I lied
in the reverse direction to not like. I thought that
that was like the safer thing, but no, like you
are the fling I want to beat.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
I love the comparing your Dick to cars too, Yeah,
the mini cars. That's perfect then, Dick.

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
Yeah, because that is like the soccer mom evan of Dick.
Where're just like that is the average stable Dick. You
don't want to be that. You want to be able
to impress every time.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
Two or three out of every single one of your
ten friends has a subcompact dick, feel bad for them.
If you have a mini minivan dick and there's some
people out here with limos as a whole, you gotta
feel bad for those subcompact micro dicks though, because sorry, yep, sorry,

(01:13:29):
go pack on something and be a woman. I'm sure
that you will like eating your ass later. Actually, I
have a topic on that I want to ask your opinion.
And uh, I was told something really fucking weird by
my toddler the other day and She's like, mommy eats

(01:13:50):
his ass, and I'm like, wait, what the fuck is
going on? Why the fuck is my four year old
telling me that her mommy eats ass. That to me
blew my fucking mind. And I was like, Okay, nope, nope.
Now we're gonna get into the weird meta conversation after this,
because now I'm not confused. Would you want your ass

(01:14:15):
eating like that to the point where other people know
about it?

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
I would never want it to begin with.

Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
I wouldn't either. I'm weirded out by it, but the
fact that it's known about in the house enough that
it's foued makes it fucking weird to me. Like, really
fucking weird. Why the fuck does mommy eat ass? Should
never be said to a dad. I'm thoroughly confused. I'm
thoroughly disgusted.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
I've thought it might have been like a misunderstanding where
it's like, oh, ass kissing because she's always like praising
you so much, and then it just came out as
like a misunder like a house I was.

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
Told, why does mommy eat blanks butt? That's just a
failing no, the no, exactly like this shit's weird. This
shit's weird. I wouldn't ever want my ass ate or
played with, but as a whole, I would not want

(01:15:16):
it publicly known like that's fucked up.

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
Oh we're talking about X yeah and somehow and the
boyfriend and that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
Oh oh h. Also, I want to say this, first off,
fuck you. You have more inches of her tongue going
inside of your asshole than you have hanging out of
your pants from her words, not mine, and suck a
dick back to this. Okay, So this is a fun question.

(01:15:52):
Why are women so addicted to murder? Mystery shows no idea.
I never understood it. I think I can put the
pieces together. They like puzzle solving, like if you talk
to a female before like Call of Duty and Fortnite
blew Up, and that's how they get attention from dudes.
What video games did they play? It was like playing

(01:16:13):
Candy Crush and playing like puzzle solver games and stuff
like that. So if we don't take into the thought
process of they want to know how to kill people
and it's just like a puzzle. They're trying to figure
it out before the like house does.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
Now, I think I think actually the way you say that,
I think it more feeds like Layton sociopathy.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
We're just like I think that's part of it is
how I do and disconnected a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
I like that was a creative way of disposing the body.
That's that seems like a woman thing.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
Have you ever been told by a girl, Oh, I
know how to I know how to deal with a murder,
so in case I ever have to deal with anything,
it's taken care of.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
No, I haven't been into a position where that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
That is a scary fucking sentence stead to you, like,
and I'd.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
Imagine just like they learned that just from listening to
podcasts and watching murder mystery shows, which is actually more
scary because they'd probably screw it up, or it's just like, yeah,
you got this from fiction and now we're both in trouble.

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
Yeah, exactly, Like what the fuck is wrong with you?

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
Which job, hands down has the worst impact on your
mental health? Social worker? That would be the job I
do not want. I do not want to be a therapist.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
Yeah whatever, like government filler worker.

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
No, I don't want to hear. I don't want to
help people on their worst day to the point where
I have to hear how they want to end it today. Yeah,
Like I would love to be there when they're feeling
okay enough to say I don't want to end it today,
But talking somebody off the ledge is not something I
want to do anymore at thirty years old. I did
it enough at fourteen fifteen that I don't want to

(01:17:59):
do it now. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
Well, I also think like mental institution where just like
watching people like rip their skin off all day then
destroy you.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
Well, my mom worked in a school for children like
that that were abused and stuff like that, and stuff
like that. It caused my mom to go down like
a really really fucking depressive path.

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
Yeah, you're supposed to deal with that as a human,
and I think our biology even makes like our evolution
in biology is just like no, you just let those
wander off into the woods and get eaten by wolves.
You're not supposed to deal with any issues like that
in biology.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
My mom worked nice, which I don't think helped it.
And then she worked in a like old cobblestone building
that had very little light, and she was in the
basement because she was the nurse. Oh even better, and
she would just sit there watching movies and stuff like that.
But she would tell me about the times where she
like had to check in kids of like kids that

(01:18:59):
went on family leave for the weekend or whatever, and
they'd come back with handprints and they'd come back all
the straw and like disconnected from like what the world is.
And I'm just like, fuck, I could not fucking do it.
I couldn't fucking do it. And like I remember so

(01:19:19):
so badly, like being like, well, how do you do
this as a job and not break down? She breaks
down and I'm like, well, I couldn't have done that.
I don't know why you why you even thought it
was the choice? Mm hmm, like it would it would
kill me a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
I think it's like an I want to help people
and it'say, oh you know, well.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
What's me call it? It caused her mental breakdown because
she watched us grow up all at the same time.
She she got hit with watching child abuse, and then
I had sex, and my middle sister shaves her legs
for the first time and cut herself, so all of
those things happened at the same time, and all of
a sudden she smacked in the face with off, fuck,
what the fuck's going on? I would have a a

(01:20:00):
mental breakdown too, not because my kids are growing up,
but because I don't want to see you like people's
worst days, like you don't Like I would rather somebody
come and tell me, Zach you you helped save me.
I've regardless of if those emails or those messages are fake,
I treat them like they're real, because like, who cares, Like, honestly,

(01:20:23):
who cares If somebody comes in messages one of us
and they're like, your conversation about this helped, there's no nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:20:32):
It costs nothing to believe that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
Like, I don't know if that's my autism or what,
but it's like, you helped. I'm like, dude, that's fucking
fitat I'm so happy that my voice helped you in
some way. There's no negative in that. I would rather
get those messages. Then I don't know how to deal
with this. I don't want it. I would, I would,
it would stuck. But you said something a little while

(01:20:57):
ago that stuck out. You think money can buy happiness. Absolutely,
I completely agree with you. But why do you think
money can buy happiness? Because there's a lot of people
now that are like I could cry in my lambo.
Guess what, I still have a lambo. I don't agree
with that, But why do you think money can buy happiness?

Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
I just function off of dopamine. I feed the primal
lizard brains where it's just like, thing, make me happy,
and then you pursue to the next happy thing. As
long as you don't go overboard. Thing is you can't
burn out your dopamine. You can't get the limo and
the mansion and the hookers and blow and then need
like twenty times more of that to feel happy. But
if you just kind of paste it out, like you

(01:21:39):
get the hot sub you're feeling good, you get the
deep frar feeling good, go on that vacation you always wanted,
sick run it back. You know, you just need money
to get the good things in life that make you happy.

Speaker 1 (01:21:51):
To me, money is comfort. Yeah, that's not like comfort. Yeah.
Like if mommill a problem is unable to take care
of yourself the money, make sure that she's able to
have somebody that will help.

Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
Have to be responsible, Like if you're responsible, Bunny buys happiness.
If you disagree, that means you're not responsible.

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
It also sounds that you don't understand how to be responsible.

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
Yea, you don't know how to develop your own happiness
properly as well.

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
Like think about it this way. What in front of
you right now or in your room? Could you upgrade
to the best thing and you would be excited about it.
Could you upgrade your PC and it would be different
and it would be better. Could you upgrade your monitors
and it would be different. I have a pretty sick monitor,

(01:22:37):
Like I have everything I want. Yeah, because you're a
normal guy, you buy the things that you as you
need them as you want.

Speaker 2 (01:22:43):
I mean like I feed the dopamine responsibly, and it
took money to get all these things, my computers and
a couple grand my monitors of four hundred, five hundred
dollars one. So I have the above average stuff and
I can only get that joy and contentment through money.
So yeah, all that, uh I got me thinking I'd like,
I'd probably want like a new really sick bed. Hey
there's a dog I don't know, Like, she's fine, she

(01:23:07):
likes the bed, but this thing's like six years old
and starting to get lumpy.

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
I bought a Buying my mattress was a really weird
fucking excursion too. So they randomly had this mattress place
in my hometown and there's like three or four of
them around. There's zero a reason for this level of
mattress stores.

Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
I love the money laundering theories about just like random
mattresses on the corner stores.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
This dude seemed like the most legit dude that I've
ever talked to in my life. He was renting at
a place that wasn't like a big box store. It
was like an off track betting place when I was
a kid. It was a building that was supposed to
be torn down fifty fucking times and turned into a
dominoes or turned into a gas station or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:23:52):
Oh my favorite are the restaurants that changed their name
every three months. Where it's like undernew ownership and it's like, huh,
how's a taco place? Now it's making pizza. Oh they
got stubs week. Hey, we're back to Taraaki. That's just great.

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
And at one point it was like an old kid's
clothing store, you know how, like for some reason, kids
clothes last longer than everybody else's, probably because kids only
wear it for like two weeks and then you sell it.
But it was one of those places for a while,
and it was the most congested fucking place ever. And
this dude turned it into a mattress place, and I

(01:24:25):
was like, well, this is fucking weird, but I need
a mattress, and I don't want to go to run
a center because they only have fairm mattresses and I'm
a chrissy little bitch and need a super super soft,
plush mattress because that's comfortable. So we walk in there
and he's like, yeah, well try everything, and there's like
nine mattresses and the entire place that's as big as

(01:24:48):
this place is nine twin size mattresses that are about
a person with a part. Try everything and figure out
what you need. So we tried out like five or
six different mattresses and like decided on one that's pretty
pretty okay, but it has this shitty ass fucking lumbar
support in it, and like you're like, oh, lumbar support,

(01:25:09):
it probably just has like more dense foam. No, it's
like an elastic band that's randomly in the middle of
the mattress. That's yeah, up off of the middle. It properly, yes, exactly,
that part broke and it's been the greatest mattress since.

Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
Hey, kids jump on the bed right there.

Speaker 1 (01:25:29):
What should we call it? So we wrote it out
of U haul and bought both the kids mattresses and
that mattress all at the same time, and bought bed
frames for everybody. And it was the most shitty fucking
situation because I carried it all by hand myself after
my surgery. So I carried a king sized mattress up
a flight of stairs and up a U bend and

(01:25:50):
carried up two twin size mattress. Was painting in the
balls and uh, that mattress was like, I spent my
five thousand fucking dollars that day just on mattresses. I
bought both the kids. There.

Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
Mattress's expensive, especially for your family and.

Speaker 1 (01:26:09):
It's like okay, So that the whole money laundering shit,
I don't fully disagree with it, Like how the how
the fuck? So logically they're not making ninety percent of
that as profit at MAC probably like fifty percent, So
even if they made three k that day, they can't

(01:26:30):
spread that across a month.

Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
Then it's the literally that's I mean, like is it
is it like you just have five sales a month
and somehow that keeps it floating.

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
So I've done a little bit of research in the background.
This wasn't the big box store mattress place, so this
is obviously not even renting the name of Mattress Depot
or whatever, like I assume that probably is like Long
John Silvers. They probably rent out that name to random companies.
So they were taking in rent for probably about three

(01:27:03):
thousand dollars a month. So that means every sale above
three thousand dollars is to cover their overhead, their electric
bill and everything else. They probably need six thousand dollars
to clear a profit. That guy has increased his business
four times since and I've never seen any car there ever, does.

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
I mean, like there's never anyone in there. It's always
the same dude. They don't even have employees.

Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
Oh that dude's really fucking cool. Like I'm not even
gonna lie about him. He's like, oh, I sold your
mom in bed. I'm like, oh great, He's like, I
remember your mom. I was like everybody does everybody does
you say all that person? They're like, yeah, that's your mom.
But like he was odd. He was like you know
that fifty sixty year old dude who looks like he

(01:27:53):
runs everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
You know, that guy like Colorado, like a Colorado.

Speaker 1 (01:27:59):
Dude, Like you know, for damn sure that he wears
the like swishy like nylon shorts that bears well, see
that's what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:28:08):
Like I just imagine like thick calves.

Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
Oh I didn't look at his legs.

Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
Well, like that's like when you start building a person
from the calf up and then into like short shorts athletic.
I got it, and then fifties I got it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
Sorry dying, it went down the wrong pipe. But like yeah,
like you know, for damn sure that he wasn't clearing
eight thousand dollars, but he's upgraded his business three times.
Since it's just weird. I wonder who really owns that company.
What is it like Mattress depot were.

Speaker 2 (01:28:50):
We there's all the people that have done videos that
have figured this out long before us, trying to solve
it on the fly.

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
I don't. Yeah, oh no. They they filed for Chapter
eleven bankruptcy in twenty eleven. Yep. Their entire business is bullshit. Yeah,
I got you.

Speaker 2 (01:29:07):
It's like, wait, what do you mean they filed for bankruptcy.
There's one down the street that's in business right now.

Speaker 1 (01:29:14):
Mattress Firm was one of several retailers to announce it
will refuse to pay all or some of its rent
due to COVID nineteen. What the fuck? And they've been
purchased by Seely.

Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
I feel like the whole plan was waiting, Like I
would believe the entire point of that business is to
wait for another two thousand and eight. And they got
with COVID and they got like twenty mili in the
PPP loans and they just walked. That's that's your entire
game plan, and somehow money happens.

Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
I heard so many people applied for those and got those,
and I zero that I know zero people that got them.

Speaker 2 (01:29:54):
I don't know anybody well, it's just like because that's
more business ownery stuff. But also because I heard that
like a.

Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
Whole bunch of inner city people were claiming them and
getting them and everything else.

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
Well you have to still have like a registered business.
But like you also don't know it's a it was
what was a payment protection plan or yeah, yeah, so
like if you're not paying anyone exactly, So if you're
not paying anyone, you don't have the means to qualify
for the loan, even though like a lot of people
were just lying. So the good thing is you don't

(01:30:25):
know scammers. You don't know people that are fraudulent enough
to scam the government out of millions through making a
fake business and then just taking a loan and not
paying it back. But crazy thing is like those being forgiven,
I own a business for YouTube, I should have hired
an editor, grab five hundred K, and then just walk
away with it because like so many other I'm not

(01:30:45):
saying creators did that, but I bet a few creators
probably got away with it, but so many businesses yeah,
well or not, but like a lot of people didn't,
and a lot of businesses didn't, So it's like, oh,
that was just free money or at least like it
could have combated inflation. And then you just like you

(01:31:06):
just still come out money positive even after paying it off,
or you pay off half and then they forgive it
and you just get to keep it out.

Speaker 1 (01:31:11):
They forgave it right away, They're like, yeahde this is
this is an interest free not even loan. It was
just a payment protection plan, and that I mean, it
was just weird.

Speaker 2 (01:31:20):
I should I should have paid myself a seventy five
K salary.

Speaker 1 (01:31:25):
Twenty five k, motherfucker. You could have paid yourself with
a two hundred and fifty thousand dollars note and they
wouldn't have given a fuck. The fact that they backed
so many things with that shit is.

Speaker 2 (01:31:34):
Isn't it like two point five trillion? Like just gone
like yeah, uh, I thought we just got your a
Zach story through the mattress stuff, do we No? That
was just Colin one of those No, but I know
it wasn't one, but like we got Zach story. People
still interested. Again, we got to make this like entire
podcast A banger.

Speaker 1 (01:31:53):
I was trying to see if there was any YouTubers
that actually used the PPP loans. They're not going to
admit to that. Oh no, oh, that's the thing we
didn't talk about yet. So two things happen with mister Beast.
So let's say this. Jeffrey Stark Cosmetics and mister Beast
YouTube LLC were both approved for three point three hundred
and fifty thousand to one million dollars, and FaZe claim

(01:32:16):
that in between one to two million dollars. So that
was the two or three people that I said.

Speaker 2 (01:32:21):
I mean, like, you have to be big enough for
it to actually like do something like that, but I
think like a lot of smaller ones probably got away
with him. We'll never know who because.

Speaker 1 (01:32:29):
Like Shakeshack got ten million, that's career ending. No, the
shit that's going on with mister Beast should fucking be
career ending. Yeah, And now finally standing on that list
of he is just as bad.

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
I've already said that where I'm just like, oh, he's
just allowed to. Cause there was that stream where he
said the f slur on it like a lot for
his one hundred k or one mill stream. I'm like, wow,
that's crazy. And he also said the in word but
he said like inWORD inward. It's like you can't you
He's just can't do this. Never got canceled for it
still grew to fifteen one hundred mil after that. I
get canceled because I say Drake based like Winsinston. Not

(01:33:08):
so this mother complained about it. But yeah, I keep going.

Speaker 1 (01:33:11):
Employed somebody that is a child predator. Did you hear
about this ship? Yeah? Yes, and he knew he changed
his name actively to Delaware because that's where he committed
the crime.

Speaker 2 (01:33:25):
I mean people kind of refuted that where they they
didn't say like that was why.

Speaker 1 (01:33:30):
No, that's exactly why it's come out. Jake the Viking
or whatever the fuck his name is confirmed that it
was his brother in law.

Speaker 2 (01:33:39):
Yeah, he's the person that was the reason why it
was his nickname, while confirming pretty much everything else I believe.

Speaker 1 (01:33:46):
But regardless, regardless, like that's a logical answer why he
would be named Delaware, whether that's where he lived or
where he did something. Either one of those makes sense
while creating content for children that to me is proof
that he did not give a fuck about anything Chris
did at all. Yeah, that is the answer right there.

(01:34:09):
This is done. Cases closed. Mister Beast is guilty. That
is the title. Zach. Hopefully you're not a dipshit and
you know, actually edit this correctly. That is the title.
Mister Beast is guilty, he is to be he is
to be charged with all of this. This is all him.

Speaker 2 (01:34:26):
And the crazy thing like he isn't losing in the
court of public opinion despite that, when like it came
like I think the whole thing about Chris was like,
there's the video where mister Beast is in Chris's room
looking at a lollyposter, and it's like at that point
you're just like, maybe I don't take this friend with
my YouTube career to millions of people who are mostly
children at that point, But like that, it just shows like,

(01:34:48):
no matter what it was, complacency and complicitness from mister
Beast through all of this, and even when like Jake
the Viking came out, he said so much incriminaling stuff
where it's like, oh, the charges were being dropped or
something was getting dismissed about it, therefore it was okay.
It's like, no, you never hire anyone with that charge
if you're dealing with children, no matter how fraudulent the

(01:35:08):
case is.

Speaker 1 (01:35:08):
I'm sorry, and wasn't the case a kid under thirteen?
If I Remember it was young. It was young. Yes,
it was super young, right, Like I'm not crazy for
saying that. I think it was actually twelve or something. Yeah,
like that's not a questionable level, Like like I remember.

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
Oh, you have an allegation against you, like as a
twelve like against a twelve year old, and it actually
was like criminally prosecuted, even.

Speaker 1 (01:35:32):
If compared to the biggest problem that's happened on platform,
the bash of herse. Shit, he was eighteen, she was
what sixteen fifteen something like that. That shit he was
raked through the fucking coals with all of that. Yeah
he was. Now we now we have somebody who's legitimately
making child content, is not mentally in the same place

(01:35:55):
that a child would be, and is exonerated in court.
This dude is convicted. This dude did it. He is
not only just accused, he is charged and convicted. Hired
by somebody to make contact with kids, and he made
it into a big fucking joke in front of all

(01:36:16):
of our faces. Do you guys not understand what the
fuck any of this is? That to me is the
discussing part. And now the fact that the ship that's
hitting the mainstream media and we were just talking about
this before the show. The ship that's hitting the mainstream
really isn't any of the problems, and it's proving exactly

(01:36:36):
what they do with censoring shit that they don't want
to talk about. They don't want to talk about the
bad things Chris has done. They don't want to talk
about the ship that this dude Delaware has done. Do
you know what's going about?

Speaker 2 (01:36:50):
Everyone is connected to it.

Speaker 1 (01:36:52):
Do you know what the do you know what they're
talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:36:54):
No, you said it was stupid and didn't elaborate.

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
So he's currently filming a Hunger Games or just film
the Hunger Game then it's about to come out or whatever.
And some of the creators and people that wanted to
be a part of it didn't like how they were treated.
And it's like, guys, it's not just you know, here
herd or here's money. They want content out of this.

(01:37:21):
They're not just handing you money. You have to work
for it. It's still a fucking job. Well.

Speaker 2 (01:37:26):
Also, like from the whole dog Pack videos, we're just
like I also wouldn't trust mister Beast and his team
to be responsible. Compared to a large studio production where
it's like, yeah, Survivor, they're still going to make sure
you don't die, and you know what you're signing up for,
and they probably take care of people better on Survivor
than mister Beast does. So it's like, I'm not expecting
a kid like mister Beasts to be competent any of

(01:37:47):
this stuff, and yet people are complaining.

Speaker 1 (01:37:50):
It's just it's a mind blowing that the NBC is
an SNBC is reacting to the fact that people don't
like working with mister Beast because it's not a giveaway
is crazy to me. We have one of the largesttube
YouTube news stories that had been happening for a month
and a half, and yet it's still not done. Things

(01:38:12):
are still coming out, we still have huge fucking problems
and HiT's not being handled. They still be canceled.

Speaker 2 (01:38:19):
Because all these zoomers and millennials are hypocrites and inconsistent,
no one gives a fuck about anything.

Speaker 1 (01:38:24):
I hate it. I hate it because it feels like
nobody's genuinely looking at it. Nobody's taking their head out
of their own fucking ass and being like, Okay, what's
actually going on here?

Speaker 2 (01:38:37):
Well, like I said, everyone's kind of connected to mister
beeacet he's got that fat subscriber count. See, he's got
like the eight inches of subscriber count. You want it.
You can't talk against that no matter what, because it
could be you. It could be you on that ten
thousand dollars one hundred thousand dollars game show. It could
be you with those connections.

Speaker 1 (01:38:58):
And I think everybody in this space wants those connections,
every single person. Jimmy is somebody I tried to reach
out to you because he said he would come back
on pKa. I thought it would be great to have
him on because he was somebody who looked up to Woody, Like,
I think that connection there would be fan fuckingtastic to
see actually happen.

Speaker 2 (01:39:17):
Well, also, like he did Pokemon showdowns, Like the dream
is he actually knows who I am, and he goes
cheating is wrong, even though by playing Pokemon show now
I means he's probably snow gone and he was probably cheater.
But still we're just like, oh, mister beast is familiar
with Pokemon, if he likes me as a Pokemon creator,
I got a shot and that could just randomly happen
one day.

Speaker 1 (01:39:34):
Oh, there's a lot of things that could have randomly
happened one day, and I had this weird, weird kind
of thought process yesterday on that same exact line you
just said, Call of Duty YouTube is one of the
biggest content creation things outside of Call of Duty, and

(01:39:55):
nobody gives it the credit for what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:39:57):
Well, yeah, I say that about Pokemon where it's like, wait,
Pokemon the largest franchise in the world, and no one
cares outside of Pokemon.

Speaker 1 (01:40:05):
No, But like, think about it, Beautie Pie made Call
of Duty videos.

Speaker 2 (01:40:10):
I mean Call of Duty launched gaming on YouTube that
it started Machinimo. That's what started everything was called.

Speaker 1 (01:40:17):
Think about how many people started with Call of Duty
commentaries and and how many people have come from that
and everything. I'm not even like not even going into
how many people have those eyes, but like the people
have that have transitioned from Call of Duty with people.

(01:40:37):
Yet it literally it started most of YouTube. It started
most of the eyes that everybody has now, And that
to me is one of the craziest things to just
think about it that way of like the game that
we all plays, a game that we all hang out
with and just relaxed vibing to is the reason why
this entire fucking industry started. Mhm. It's weird, it really is.

(01:41:03):
And you know, I don't know about everybody else, but
I kind of nerd out whenever I see somebody that
I'm like, I know that gamer tag. I saw one
of the craziest you know, this has to be fake
gamer tags I've ever seen in my life. The other
day on h twom the mont work for two months,

(01:41:25):
I saw their Griz. I was like, wow, that's a
callback that I never expected to see, you know, in
twenty twenty four. Oh, he's using the intervention. No way
it can be real. Watched the chat pop up. Thanks Griz.
It was fun playing with you as the entire chat
fucking lit up, and I was like, I just played

(01:41:49):
with ther gras. You know, fourteen year old Zach would
be like hitting himself right now, and that's just you know,
random things that happen. Make sure to use coat arms,
yes to check out. We'll see a faucon later yep.

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