Road Sodas

Road Sodas

Two guys from the woods of Maryland telling stories. @roadsodaspod on instagram. Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at roadsodaspod@gmail.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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June 28, 2022 66 min

Three words. European math gangster. Not sure what it could mean? Then you better find the fuck out. Jimbo gives us a station update and Ben lets the corn starch flow. Tune in! Also, get the answer to that age old question "you gonna finish that pallet or can I have it?"


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New season, who dis? Jimbo went down south and had himself a time. Grab the old pen and paper for this one folks, it is dripping with recommendations. Speaking of dripping, Ben was sweaty the whole time. Real sweaty. Back of the knees sweaty. Tune in! Also, get the answer to that age old question "how strong are the pours?"


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June 14, 2022 59 min

Semen retention and midwest accents, this episode truly has it all. Hey Truly, isn't that a seltzer? Yes, but that's not what we're talking about! The fellas throw in some Philly and New Zealand/Aussie accents just for good measure. Can life get better? Yes! But not today. Today you have this, and this is good. Tune in! Also, get the answer to that age old question "will there be poutine?"


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Siptopia and FrankFM? You're on goddamn notice. Clean it up. Clean it the hell up. Hoagies and classic rock were your respective breads and butters. Know your roll (get it?). Tune in! Also, get the answer to that age old question "him?"


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May 31, 2022 59 min

No audio issues? This is truly a Memorial Day to reMemorial. Ben learned the downsides of welding like a dumbass and Jimbo went camping. Might there be a new Dallas-based conspiracy theory sprinkled in? Only time will tell! Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "Mark Cuban"


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May 24, 2022 62 min

Technical issues again? Impossible! Instead, focus on the new JFK conspiracy that just dropped and Jimbo's harrowing tractor trailer murder commute.

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May 17, 2022 64 min

100 EPISODES! THEY DID IT! FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. These fellas are so humble, they didn't even mention it. Or they forgot. No way to know for sure. This week Ben catches you up on what happened to his audio last week and then it's back to business as usual Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question "do you want to adopt a huge dog?"


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May 10, 2022 30 min
This was a goddamn good one. Unfortunately, Ben's laptop had some CPU issues and most of his audio ended up with huge choppy holes in it. We salvaged the tail end of the episode, but all sarcasm aside, this one truly slapped. We'll come back hot next week for the 100th episode, and we might even try and retell a few of the same stories, but don't you worry about a thing. The only person upset here is Ben and that's ...
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May 3, 2022 33 min

The fellas go international this week. Barely international. NAFTA style international. Dead animals feature heavily and Zoom is officially cancelled. It's a short one, but hey, you get what you pay for. Anyway, go fuck yourself. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "que?"


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April 26, 2022 63 min

What the hell kind of title is that? Seems like someone forgot what they talked about and panicked. That can't be right though. Blade Runner, West Guy and a kayak? That seems familiar. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "who cares more about the environment?"


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April 19, 2022 62 min

Aaaaand we're back. The fellas talk dive bars, bowling, the DMV/RMV debate, the list go on and on! Also, they discuss how Liev gave Kiev some beev-f. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question "how do you exercise a Toyota-based demon?"


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April 12, 2022 58 min

One of the boys gets fancy this week. The good news, all he does is get drunk. Jimbo takes us on the road, as we were all meant to do. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question "is that a fucking baby?"


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Ladies and gentlemen, please feel free to enter... the Rant Zone. The fellas get into this week. They catch up on some correspondence and talk shit on all sorts of stuff, rant style. Tune in! Also, get the answer to that age old question "does Ben like moving?"


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Damn, they sure do start hot on this one. Zero to full religious fast food riff in under 10 seconds. The country is out of milk and Ben isn't going to take it anymore. Jimbo discovers that everyone's favorite county in not just Maryland, but the entire world, apparently doesn't exist and there is even a brief discussion of video games. What could be better? Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question ...

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March 22, 2022 56 min
Ben knows nothing about sports, but that doesn't seem to keep him from talking about the damn stuff. The heaviest boxing match in history and a cheesy prediction for March Madness aren't all that's in store for you this week, dear listener. They also talk about some other shit! I don't remember, just listen! Also, get the answer to that age old question "how big is the damn belt?"

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Its animal time, baby! Ben got a man sized dog and the fellas discuss a movie about cat sized men and a man who rides a buffalo sized buffalo. Naturally, it isn't all animal talk (do you see what I did there?) as they also discuss the horrible Robert Downey Jr. version of Dr. Dolittle where he talks to anim... wait. It is all animal talk this week. You're fucking welcome. Tune in! Also, get the answer to the age old questio...
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March 8, 2022 56 min
Calling all gourmands! This is the episode for you. The fellas talk large dogs, Ukraine and Jimbo's obsession with Matts, then they get into some recipes for making high sodium food for at low cost. Tune in! Also, get the answer to that age old question "what the hell is Treet?"

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March 1, 2022 57 min
Tales from now AND tales from yesteryear? Truly the fellas are benevolent gods. This week we'll hear about a recent bachelor party and some not so recent stories about learning how to drive in a small town. Tune in! Also, get the answer to that age old question "do you want to buy this car?"

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February 22, 2022 34 min
Jimbo has experienced a time paradox and this time, it's personal. This week the fellas discuss the finer points of hoagies, but with a fun interdimensional twist. Also, its a short one this week. Fuck you. You want a long one? I bet you do, you nasty pig. You want it long as hell. Well you can't have it. Or can you? Only one way to find out. Tune in! Also, get the answer to that age old question "should I buy a hoagie ...
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February 15, 2022 61 min
Are you ready for some footbaaaaaaaaall? Well too bad, it already happened. This week the fellas watch the 4th quarter of the Big Game and keep you up to date on their thoughts. Also, its Valentine's Day sort of. Tune in! Also, get the answer to the age old question "here? HERE?!"

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