Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies!

Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies!

Rocks fall everyone dies is a new homebrew 5th edition D&D actual play podcast, featuring teachers and students escaping the humdrum of quarantine into a twisted dark fantasy.

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October 4, 2020 33 secs

Rocks Fall Everyone Dies! is a D&D actual play podcast with teachers and students.

Releasing new episodes every Saturday of the American school year starting October 10, 2020.

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First Episode Releases Saturday October 10th!

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October 8, 2020 1 min

Nothing ominous about this at all...

 

New Episodes released on Saturdays.

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October 10, 2020 77 mins

This episode: Meet the party!

Ingredients:     Unsalted butter     1 English muffin, split     1 Sausage patty     2 slices American cheese     2 large eggs, beaten to blend     Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper     Handful of chopped fresh chives     Hot sauce and/or honey (optional)

Cast & Credits: - Producer & DM: Scott - Editer & Bambi: Jin - Social Media Manager & Greg: DeSombre - Bengt: Tommy - Sanjana: Lena - Music...

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October 17, 2020 55 mins

This Episode: The party delves beneath the keep!

"According to Munch himself, The Scream was a picture he painted to represent his soul. Rather than adhering to the art style of the time — that is, painting pictures meticulously to realistically represent the subjects in them — he chose to use an unrealistic style to paint his emotions, rather than focus on realism and perfectionism in his art. Munch explained that he painted a mom...

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October 24, 2020 95 mins

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! The party searches for Bret and Chet!

MATILDA: Derek, that's not true.  The guy had to pull his underwear out of his butt just to beat you. ZOOLANDER: And all he had to do was turn left. MATILDA: What do you mean? ZOOLANDER: I'm not an ambi-turner.  It's a problem I had since I was a baby. I can't turn left. MATILDA: Derek, that's nothing to be ashamed of.  I'm sure there are a lot of peop...

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October 31, 2020 52 mins

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! The party goes through some... changes!

"In obedience to your will, I rise, your humble organ, with the hope of executing a part of the system of public mourning which you have been pleased to adopt, commemorative of the death of the most illustrious and most beloved personage this country has ever produced; and which, while it transmits to posterity your sense of the awful event, faintly ...

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November 7, 2020 49 mins

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Scott and Jin have a nice conversation.

Whine & Spirits will release every other week.  We are doing this for 4 reasons: 1- It's an opportunity for you the listener to get to know us as people better, 2- Because we are teachers and students we only have school breaks to record all of our content, so there just aren't enough days to make an entire school years worth...

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November 14, 2020 74 mins

Story Arc: "A Night on the Town" part 1

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! The party goes out for a bite to eat.

Adventures of Jell-O Man and Wobbly (1991) is a promotional comic book distributed by Kraft General Foods, Inc. Story by Michael J. Pellowski with art by Richard Howell. Cover price $1.25.

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November 21, 2020 38 mins

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Lena and Desombre have a nice conversation. Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode: - D&D experience - Video game morality - Pets - Greg's philosophy

Cast & Credits: - Producer, Editor & DM: Scott - Editor & Bambi: Jin - Social Media Manager & Greg: DeSombre - Bengt: Tommy - Sanjana: Lena - Musi...

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November 28, 2020 68 mins

Story Arc: "A Night on the Town"

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! We split the party... on purpose!

"Joseph Barbera said that Fred Jones (in Scooby-Doo) was the all-American hero type and that I should just do my own voice. I was like, 'I never saw myself as the hero type, but OK!'" -Frank Welker, Voice of Fred Jones

Sponsors: - Dungeons, Divas & Delinquents: (www.bit.ly/DungeonsDivasAndDe...

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December 5, 2020 60 mins

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Tommy and Jin have a nice conversation. Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode: - Improv games - Jin's previous D&D game - The evolution of Bambi - Holiday gifts of yore - Film, TV, and videogame recommendations - Thanksgiving - Sneki Snek - Strahd must die tonight!

Cast & Credits: - Producer, E...

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December 12, 2020 86 mins

*TRIGGER WARNING* Scenes of domestic violence and references to sexual assault. Please listen to the detailed instructions at the start of the episode on how to skip those scenes.

Story Arc: "A Night on the Town"

  • This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! Greg and Bambi go to a dark alley, Sanjana gooes to a lawyer, and Bengt ...

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December 19, 2020 37 mins

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Scott and Desombre have a nice conversation.

 

Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode:

  •  Murdering characters
  • Greg's angst
  • Nihilist philosophy
  • Nietzsche's Mustache
  • Bojack Horseman
  • Desombre wants to offend everyone!
  • Quotes we like
  • More about Greg's morality
  • Alte...
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December 26, 2020 18 mins

Because our cast is made up of teachers and students we have decided to take winter break which means there won't be a regular episode or a Whine & Spirits this week or next.  

However, we felt that, in the spirit of the season and as a celebration of the end of a pretty tough year for everyone, we would make a special episode celebrating the holidays with some songs...

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    January 9, 2021 64 mins

    Story Arc: "A Night on the Town"

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    This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! Greg and Bambi have a bite to eat, Sanjana crashes a funeral, and Bengt sees a familiar face!

    When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore

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    This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Tommy and Lena have a nice conversation.

    Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode:

    • Wait... Lena's in how many campaigns?
    • Scott's DM style
    • How Scott and Lena met
    • Introverts and extraverts
    • How Sanjana came to be
    • Vague allusions to Sanjana's backstory
    • Lena's favorite era of history
    • Ideas for one shots
    • Alternate classes for Sanjana
    • The unlikely friendship of Sanj...
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    January 23, 2021 46 mins

    Story Arc: "A Night on the Town"

    This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! Greg and Bambi "dump" a body, Sanjana confronts her quarry, and Bengt reckons with his POOPY-er self!

    Fun-loving salesmen Richard (Jonathan Silverman) and Larry (Andrew McCarthy) are invited by their boss, Bernie (Terry Kiser), to stay the weekend at his posh beach house. Little do they know that Bernie is the perpetrator of a fraud they've uncovered and i...

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    January 30, 2021 56 mins

    This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Desombre and Jin have a nice (heavily edited) conversation.

    Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode:

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    February 6, 2021 67 mins

    Story Arc: "A Night on the Town"

    This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! Making their way back to the keep!

    I am Sailor Moon, champion of justice! On behalf of the moon, I will right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that means you!

    Sailor Moon. 1993. [DVD] Japan.

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    • Producer, E...
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