Our amorous adventurers have a blissful spa day at the Siren's Respite before being whisked away to attend the royal wedding. Tension and intrigue build during the wedding ceremonies, leading to an unexpected climax.
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Our DM is Emily Beaman. Faris is played by Holly Elle, Hilrana is played by Deserae LeRoux, Laniver is played by Sara Beaman, and Miles is played by Lauren La Coil. Any mistakes in adhering to 5e rules are 100% intentional and definitely not just Emily forgetting something.
Our theme song is "Neon Laser Horizon" by Kevin MacLeod. Full music and sound credits for the episode can be found here.
Our podcast art is by the multitalented Acid Arrow Art & Illustration.
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