April 15, 2025 • 57 mins
Transform your 420 celebration from ordinary to extraordinary with our comprehensive guide to hosting the ultimate cannabis gathering. Whether you're a seasoned enthusiast or just looking to create an unforgettable experience for friends, Eric and Brad break down everything you need to know with humor, practical advice, and years of collective wisdom.
The secret to a legendary 420 party starts the day before. We walk you through essential preparation steps like cleaning your paraphernalia (isopropyl alcohol works wonders!), creating the perfect playlist for your audience, and setting up your space for optimal comfort. Stock up early from dispensaries offering holiday specials on everything from gummies to pre-rolls, and prepare for munchies like a "stoned Gordon Ramsay" with our top-tier snack recommendations.
What truly elevates a good 420 gathering to an unforgettable experience are the thoughtful touches. Since this year's celebration falls on Easter, we suggest a stoner Easter egg hunt with joints, papers, and other treasures hidden for your guests to discover. Keep a "High Thoughts Journal" in your bathroom for hilarious entries, and prepare entertainment options from carefully curated movies to simple video games that don't require intense focus.
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Speaker 1 (00:20):
Welcome to the Routin' Loudy Podcast.
This is episode 12.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Episode 420, actually .
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, this is going to be a 420 episode, a guide to
a great 420.
This is not my area ofexpertise by any means, but my
good buddy Eric.
I would say my best friend Eric.
Hello, his expertise runs deepin this.
(00:52):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I'm just going to throw that out there for people
that don't know him.
This is his thing, this is hisexpertise, so most of this show
is going to be him telling ushow to have a good 420, the
things that you need to prepare,good things to eat, all those
(01:15):
kinds of things.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
And drink.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
And drink.
So everybody stick around.
This is going to be a greatshow.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I'm going to treat everything that I do tonight
like a news report.
You know it's going to be.
And we're here now and themillennials are telling me there
you go man, I'm just going tosit back and laugh my ass off.
Man Do you have any comments onthat, Brad?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Anything you'd add there?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I'm just kidding.
I won't do everything like anews story, but I might kick it
on every now and then.
You never know.
All right y'all.
So 420 is in a couple of daysand we have a couple ideas to
get you ready.
Me and brand might have gottena little ready before this
episode, and that is awesome, um.
So I'm going to kind of walkyou through the day before, day
(02:00):
of and then when you're in thefucking zone.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
So day before.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
And the thing that's sad too, is that, like I can't
do all these crazy weed partythings, so I'm just excited for
the people that maybe listen tothis and do it right, because,
like homeboy's, got a newborn athome.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I can't be like hey guys, come over.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I got all the hey you want to hit the ball, it's 1
o'clock.
You're like, hey, guys, comeover, I got all the hey.
You want to hit the ball?
It's 1 o'clock, it's not goingto go down like that.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
That would not go over well with your wife, man.
No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
So on Saturday 4-19, the day before 4-20, it's a good
idea.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Thanks for clearing that up.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah, and honestly, it's a good idea to hit your
buddies up this day too.
Right To hit them up Like yo,do you want to come over
tomorrow?
Why?
What's going on?
It's 4 fucking 20.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
That's why you should come over Honestly.
You should give people a littlebit more than a day's notice if
it's going to be a banger party.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
But clean up your paraphernalia Like your, like
your bongs, empty that gross ass.
Bog water, isopropyl alcoholand some warm water.
Shake it, remove the gunk, doit a couple times and it'll get
everything out of there.
I always do that.
It's simple, but it makes itnot smell like shit oh yeah and
(03:17):
when you're gonna hit that bongtomorrow, make sure you have ice
cubes at home, because it makesit not.
It makes it not as strong onyour lungs when you throw ice
cubes in there.
It's fantastic.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I've heard from a guy .
You've heard yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Same thing with a bowl.
You can use alcohol cleaner oralcohol wipes to get bowls clean
.
So even that crap, just take 10minutes, do it.
If you have an ashtray, emptyit If you have a bunch of gross
joints just sit around.
Clean up your house too, becausetomorrow people are coming over
, you're going to be baked andyou're not going to be in the
mindset to clean, so get thatdone ahead of time, right?
(03:55):
Also, when I used to havepeople over, especially for 420,
I mean I used to all the timein college, right I'd always
make a sweet playlist too.
Know your audience, right?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Oh yeah, yep.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I'd always make a sweet playlist too.
Know your audience, right?
Oh yeah, yep.
So if you're doing rap, dr Dre,outkast, eminem, wu-tang,
beastie Boys, cypress Hill,snoop Dogg, run the Jewels.
If you're doing rock, pinkFloyd.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Wait, wait, wait.
I think we should add one tothat Now if you're old school.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
NWA oh yeah.
They're fantastic.
What does that stand for, brad?
I'm just kidding, I'm justmessing with you.
If you're doing rock Pink Floyd, beatles, black Sabbath, even
though it's older If you have arock crowd, that's a good one to
play Tom Petty a lot of potsongs.
(04:44):
Bob Marley.
I don't know if any of hissongs don't include pot.
Willie Nelson Same thing.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Grateful Dead Jimi Hendrix.
Yeah, all of those, oh man.
And then here's the best partright, you got your house
cleaned.
It's Saturday.
You don't have a fucking excuse.
You don't have a fucking excuse.
All right, it's Saturday.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
What are you going to ?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
do Right Clean your house, make a playlist, clean
out your paraphernalia, get itready for your buddies, make it
a thing they got all day to doit.
And here's the best part, afterthis is done, go, stock up Go
to your store.
Go to your favorite store.
(05:26):
This week, every store that youcan think of, every dispensary
in your town, has a special.
It's a 420 special.
Yeah, I'm going to visit mine,for sure.
No, yeah, house of Dank, I'mcoming for you.
Exclusive.
What up?
You know I'll be there.
Yeah, but seriously, buy abunch of gummies Like buy, I
don't know, they come like 20milligrams but you get 200
milligrams.
It's like four bucks.
(05:46):
Buy three of those rightPre-rolls.
A lot of places have like 10pre-rolls for 15 bucks.
They'll be stronger than shit.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Do it right.
Get some bud, Maybe get somehash or some keef to throw on
top of that bud.
Maybe make it dance a littlebit.
You know, get papers, get yourblunts and get a bunch of
lighters.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Oh yeah, yeah, you got to have lighters.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Pre-rolls, get some infused, some not infused, some
keef covered Hell, maybe get ahash hole.
That's a new thing.
It sounds like a hash hole.
Yeah, it's a joint and it's gotlike a I don't even know how to
describe it because it's kindof got like a texture of like a
bugger, but it's like hash, Okay, and it goes the whole length
(06:36):
of the joint.
So as you're smoking, it's gotbutt in there and that hash in
there.
It's real nice.
I'm pretty sure last time Ienjoyed this with Papa, my wife
called like an hour later, likeare you coming home?
And it's like how long have Ibeen here, dude?
He's like an hour 15.
I was like, oh, you know, likeit just kind of kind of happens,
(07:01):
you know, and that's okay.
Kind of happens, you know, andthat's okay.
And then like uh, infusedjoints obviously have, um, like
resin, resin in them.
They have different like somehave keef in them, some are
covered in keef, like what wesmoked earlier was covered in
keef.
Okay, it feels nice, right,yeah, but yeah, so that's kind
(07:24):
of what I would do.
I'd make a playlist, I'd stockup on some stuff, because you're
not going to know, like whatmovies or shows to watch until
everyone's there.
So, like, the things you shouldget ready is more like your
house, get some munchies, we'llhelp with that.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Right and honestly.
Like plan your munchies like aStone, gordon Ramsey.
Like you're making fuckingmoves, dude.
Like oh mate you motherfucker,you gonna bring Alvin Joyce to
my house, you know.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
No way.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Not in my house.
Dude chips like Doritos Grab abag of them Ruffles, Tostitos.
Grab stuff with flavors too,like Doritos, Cooler Ranch.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah, those are good.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Or the Doritos Buffalo and Ranch.
I don't know if I've had those.
It's like a light blue bag.
It's pretty nice, buddy.
I've heard from a friend too.
Dude, you know what reallygrinds my gears?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
These Slurpee straws being too small.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Take the fucking lid off, god damn.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
He solved it.
Here's my big four snacks foryou bud.
Oh shit, flamin'.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Hot Cheetos Pizza rolls.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Here's my big four snacks for you bud.
Oh shit, flamin' Hot Cheetos,pizza rolls, ben Jerry's
half-baked ice cream and nachoswith weird shit on it Like
cheese, salsa, doritos, onionrings.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I like Doritos on my nachos.
I like to make nachos out ofDoritos.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
What if you had cheese sticks on there?
Just cause Like deep fried yeah.
Oh, with some ground beefthat's probably really good
sounds like a lot of steps,though for a star like you know.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
They're probably, if you're making it well, yeah, you
got to be making it that day,but you could ask whoever right,
whoever you're inviting over,to bring part of what's going to
go on the nachos.
That's true.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
So you don't have to be responsible for everything.
Dude nachos are cool.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Nachos are cool.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Dude.
I think that makes so muchsense, buddy, so yeah.
So you've stocked up.
Now your house is clean, you'rewelcome.
Thank you for listening to thispodcast up now your house is
clean, you're welcome.
Thank you for listening to thispodcast.
Cleaned your house for you, soyeah.
So get some of those snacks.
And here's some good candies toget Trollio gummies, sour Patch
(09:58):
Kids oh yeah, I like Sour PatchKids If you're a health nut.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
cotton candy grapes those are really good, though,
you can't knock those, whetherthey're healthy or not.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
S'mores in the microwave, but don't leave them
in there for too long.
They will explode.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
It's just from experience.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I've had an incident.
Was I high?
Maybe Someone threw amarshmallow in the microwave for
like 30 seconds and it?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Somebody I know I won't say who it is Somebody I
know Took a Mac.
What the hell?
Mac and cheese cups.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Easy Mac.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah, the Easy Mac cups.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
The slutty girl of the macaronis dude the Easy Mac
right.
Don't even have to buy medinner, it says it right on the
side of the cup.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
So he peeled that off , took the cheese packet out,
put it in the microwave.
No, water.
No water.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Oh God.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
India cooked it.
Dude.
When we got, we got home it, orum they they had stunk up the
whole, like the whole house.
Dude, it smelled like burnt.
You know how burnt popcorn justgoes through and it resonates
through everything.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
That's what it was like and that'll happen.
I mean, I would have made himeat it.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Dude, there was nothing, he was all burnt.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
So he almost I'm sure who throws that in the
microwave and then leaves.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Right, oh, right yeah , fair question.
I'm so hungry, I'm going tomake this and leave.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
They were rather young when, I did this, was it
you?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
No it wasn't me.
Don't let Brad make you seethat we got you down, bud.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yeah, there's some people you just don't want to
cook.
You know, if you know thosepeople, don't have them, bring
over part of the nachos.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
And while you're at the store gathering, hunting and
gathering for your nachos,here's some drinks you should
get, too Good for dry mouthMountain Dew, pepsi, coke,
orange Pop, Ooh, orange, wholoves orange soda?
We almost had to bring out thebeep Almost.
(12:38):
Who's got the beep?
We got the beep.
I love orange soda, though beer, sprite, kool-aid any flavor
lemonade capri sun with thelittle pouches dude, and there's
your handy dude yeah just hadwater yep kind of like what that
(13:00):
fucker forgot to do with thegoddamn macaroni dude.
Yep, yep, okay.
So you're at the store.
You got stuff for nachos.
You got stuff for snack weirdstuff like Trillo gummies, sour
Patch Kids Maybe.
Grab some Skittles, grab somechocolate, peanut butter, m&ms,
no brainer.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
No, fucking brainer, those are your go-to yeah.
Reese cups Go to the dollar, nobrainer?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
No, fucking brainer, those are your go-to.
Yeah, reese's Cups.
Go to the dollar store and justgrab everything.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Your friends are coming over.
All right, $20.
Yeah, you don't want to run outof munchies, man.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Do you think anyone will want Nerds yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Someone's going to want Nerds.
I think you said it dude, justgrab everything, do you?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
think someone's going to want peach rings yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I do.
Yeah, let's go to the dollarstore and load up one of
everything.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yep.
So grab some drinks for thehomies, grab some candy for the
homies and then grab nachos.
You got it all figured out.
We got other meal ideas tooMain courses, taco.
Bell, oh yeah yeah, taco Bell,anything.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Anything you bring, anything from Taco Bell, you're
a hero.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
You can walk into that Ricky Iglesias song I can
be a hero baby.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
You know, like you just do it especially after
people have smoked.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
If not frozen pizzas, do they still have?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
at Taco Bell.
Do they still have the 10-packof tacos I wish?
Do they not do that anymore?
They don't.
That seems weird, I know,especially for a situation like
this Dark times.
It'd be perfect Dark times.
They used to do that.
It used to perfect Dark times.
They used to do that it used tobe like 15 bucks.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah, I almost got it .
Speaker 1 (14:49):
I got it, I know you, I know you fucking, I know
you've got, I got them penispurgatory style buddy Five hard,
five soft.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
You know what I'm saying Right in the middle?
That would be like my lunch fora couple days.
Yeah, like one day, yeah.
So if you don't have theability to get to Taco Bell at
(15:25):
420, because it's everybody'sfavorite place, Frozen pizzas,
jack's Tombstone.
Tombstones are good DiGiorno,if you want to watch that rise.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Actually there's a pizza my wife and I got not too
long ago and it came with somelike a honey glaze for the crust
.
It was spicy.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
It was like a spicy it was really good.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
What's it called?
I think it was just like aMeyer brand.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Honey glazed Meyer brand pizza.
Yeah, but it was good.
Nice Pizza rolls.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Every time.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Every time Somebody's going to want pizza rolls.
Yeah, every time.
Every time somebody's gonnawant pizza rolls walking tacos.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
So that would be getting little bags of doritos,
little bags of fritos, littlebags of ruffles I don't know if
ruffles- I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
I mean somebody might like them, so somebody's gonna
like cooler ranch doritos.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
No, no, num, motherfucker.
Throw some ground beef in thatbitch.
Throw some lettuce, cheeseTomatoes I don't like it, but
you probably do but throw sometomatoes in there, some hot
sauce, whatever.
Yep, grab a fork.
Num, num, num, num, num.
Stoner food, dude, easy as shit.
Everyone's happy as fuck.
I've been doing this sincemiddle school.
(16:41):
Yeah, I've been doing thissince middle school.
Yeah, try it, try it, it's goodyeah there's a reason.
It's Stephen Hawking's favoritemeal Walking tacos.
Oh my God, oh my.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
God dude, that's what he wanted for his last meal.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Never showed up.
Oh my God, oh shit, oh shit.
And when all else fails, frozenburritos, dude, Alright.
So we have an idea for a mainevent for your party and Brad
has an idea for the ceremony andhow you'd open it.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Oh, my god, you're trying to fucking kill me, dude.
Nope, nope, no one's dying here, oh my god so dude, nope, nope,
no one's dying here, oh my God.
So for the ceremony, youropening act, you could light a
ceremonial blunt or spark ajoint like it's the Olympic
torch.
Mm-hmm, do-do-do-do,do-do-do-do, oh, wait, wait.
(17:45):
But you'd do that, You'd playthat, play the national anthem
with a kazoo.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Remember that recorder that everybody has in
their fucking closet.
You remember that?
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Oh yeah, that we all had to play like meee, yeah,
like fifth grade Dude, thatnever sounds good, break it out,
break it out, man, break thatshit out.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
That'd be awesome.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Dude yeah, some good, break it out.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Break it out, man.
Break that shit out.
All right, That'd be awesome,Dude.
Yeah, Some weird steps, justlike you know, while you're
doing it, like really get intoit.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yeah, and then the last one, you can introduce each
competitor.
If you're having a competition,that is, with a stoner and air
dam Like Cough Daddy Snack,Luther Dank Sinatra.
Uh, with a stoner and air bandlike cough daddy snack, luther
dank sinatra, dank sinatra, dudeoh man, I had some cool, uh
(18:34):
paraphernalia names.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Like I had a bong that was the notorious b-o-n-g,
or I had snoop boggy bong.
Yeah yeah, I had a ball calledJames Hitfield because it was a
Metallica pipe, oh really.
Yeah, I had all sorts of coolones.
I remember them all.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
My wife had one in college.
It was like an eight-foot bongor something like that.
That's cool.
She was the only one that couldclear it.
Only female maybe.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
And that's when I decided to marry her.
I saw her clear that eight footwrong said son.
Look over there, she's the one,yep oh shit, yeah, yep.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
So yeah, I can't remember what the name of it was
.
I don't want to share that namefor it.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
So yeah, you'd have somebody like Brad do the
opening ceremonies.
What you just said, it soundedlovely.
Maybe an interpretive dancewith a candle to start the
ceremonies too.
Yeah, I'm just kidding.
Don't do that.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
No, that would be good.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
But 420 people.
This year is on Easter and Iknow that everybody kind of
wants to get out of the Easterbunny.
It's not going to happen.
All right, he's very busy thatday.
He's got shit to do.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Can you imagine if there was some guy that ran
around every morning?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Oh dude, he would be dude even going into people's
houses on 420, he'd get sloweddown.
If everyone smoked weed onChristmas, santa wouldn't finish
the route.
You know, yeah, no way he'd besitting there eating cookies,
just like holy fuck windmillcookies.
I haven't had these since Iwent to church with my grandma.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah, you know just just to put it in perspective if
, if he was that guy and he flewaround all year or that one day
of the year and had cookiesfrom everywhere, okay, he would
know where to go on 420 to get agood cookie.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Oh fuck, dude, it's called Insomnia Cookie.
It's on Stadium Drive.
Oh real quick too.
Shout out, dude.
Western Michigan Universityhockey just won the national
championship.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Yes, they did.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
That is my alma mater .
I did graduate there.
I met the president one day.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Yeah, we had a story about that.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Oh my, God, he was cool.
I think I don't remember, butyeah, the hockey team 6-2, won
the national championship.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
It was so cool man.
Is that their first?
Google it, I think Google it,I'll Google it.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
So because 420 happens to be on Easter, I think
a stoner Easter egg hunt is apretty great fucking idea.
So think about this when youwere a kid, right yeah, you got
to go on Easter egg hunts.
It was sick.
And then you turn nine andeveryone's like fuck you.
Right, like, let the kids do it.
Not today, bud, not fuckingtoday.
(21:37):
All right, we're letting theadults have fun.
We're doing Easter eggs withjoints, with papers, with little
plant wraps, little nugs ofChronic.
Have one or two eggs that arespecial, that are cool, like a
golden egg that someone can findA gift card to a local pot shop
, uh, all sorts dude.
Think about all the things youcould throw in there, like a pen
(21:59):
, like a disposable pen.
Yep you could throw uh wax inthere, you could throw butter
there, you could throw pre-rollin there, you could throw um,
like they make they do pre-rollblunts.
They have little packs ofpre-roll blunts, they have
little packs of pre-rolls.
Or if you have bigger itemsright, like, say, you got like a
big pack of they have likemulti-packs of like blunts that
(22:21):
you can buy, or multi-packs oflike joints, they've got big
eggs out there, dude, you don'teven need the big egg, though.
You could literally just put alittle note in it one prize two,
prize three, prize four.
So no one knows.
But you know, you fucking know,yeah but think about how much
fun an easter egg hunt would bewhile you're fucking baked so
you do your ceremonies.
You play the national anthem,you smoke a fucking dupe with
(22:41):
all your friends and then, boom,right, when you got them
outside, you tell them hey, turnaround, fuckers, right, because
they're not going to notice.
Yeah, okay, easter egg huntdude, that's awesome.
Yeah, 20, not 20 dollars later,probably 50 dollars later, you
got yourself an easter egg huntdude.
You know, put a gram nug inthere yeah who's mad about that?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I'm not okay, so I have some information.
So men's hockey.
And actually it was funnybecause as soon as I started
typing Western, it populatedLike everybody's looking at
Western Michigan hockey rightnow.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yeah, everyone is so.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
this is their first Frozen Four hockey title Ever.
Yes, their first one.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Yep, Hell yeah, Go Broncos bitch.
I'm so proud of them.
Man Dude, if that would havehappened when I was a student,
I'd be burning couches bud.
I'm just kidding, I wouldn'thave done that.
I don't ever want to hurtanybody, but I would have
fucking gone, nuts.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
I would have gone down to Lawson and watched that.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Yeah, when my dad and my brother-in-law and I used to
go to Red Wings games, it wasthe day after Christmas.
They always had a home game andwe saw the night that Federoff
scored five goals oh that'ssweet it was the first time that
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it ever happened.
Yeah, we were at that game, Wow.
And then we drove.
Well, actually we went back tothe old Shalala in Detroit.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Yeah, was that at Joe Lewis.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yeah, it was in the Joe oh man, I love their pizza
there, yeah.
I'm pretty sure that the busdriver that was taking us back
to the bar was drunk because hewas partying.
Everybody was partying, dude.
I mean, they'd kicked ass thatnight and it was the first time
that anybody had ever scoredfive goals, and all that.
That's awesome, and we weredoing donuts in the
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intersections and shit and goingover curbs.
No, it was just a bus to goback to the bar.
How big a bus.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Like a short bus, Like a window looker.
Oh man, that was so bad shortbus like a window looker.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Oh man, that was so bad.
Um no, it wasn't that short, itwas like three quarters of a
bus, normal okay so but yeah itwas just, it was the bus, the
shuttle bus, that did you givehim a good yelp review.
Yelp wasn't a thing back then.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yeah, and I don't think it ever included buses I
don't think so.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
According to my knowledge, Well, it would have
been the bar's bus, so Ooh, andwe have good movies for while
you're high.
Yes.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
And TV shows, which you could also prepare the day
before.
Once again, no excuse, it's aSaturday, all right, here's some
movies for that ass Half BakedCheech and Chong Up in Smoke.
And Nice Dreams, good movie.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Friday, friday After Next and Next Friday, Well,
actually the real Friday, though, with Chris Tucker in it
Fantastic.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Pineapple Express, superbad, super Troopers and
Super Troopers 2, the BigLebowski, the Binge, how High.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
And 21 and Over Nailed it.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
TV shows.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Really good.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Dude, I love.
Half-baked is a great movie.
I love jim brewer and I lovedave chapelle.
Pineapple express is great.
Uh, seth rogan's great in thatyeah uh, super bad is fantastic.
The binge is really funny, ifyou've never seen it.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Okay, I haven't seen that one, though.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Like a bunch of drugs are legal for only a day, but
it's awesome, vince Vaughn's init.
Okay, here's some TV showsDisjointed Workaholics Blue
Mountain State.
I love Blue Mountain State.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yeah, I've been watching that.
That's really good.
Dude Thad.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
It kills me.
Trailer Park, boys, rick andMorty, that 70s Show.
If You're Really Big, planetEarth, south Park, beavis and
Butthead.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
And it's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Oh man, those are good.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Video games Mario Kart, super Smash Brothers and
Wii Sports.
That's all I got.
I don't play a lot of videogames.
Grand Theft Auto.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Yeah, that's a big one, Grand Theft Auto.
What's the other?
Minecraft?
That's a big one, that's outthere.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Beanbag chairs are always welcome.
That's what kind of environmentyou want to create on this day.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
You want it comfy.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yep Clothes, comfy chairs and good snacks.
Yeah, it's the key to this.
You'll be a legend forever.
If you're like, why are myfriends not coming over?
Plan this day that we'retalking about right now and
they'll come hang out.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Yes, I fucking guarantee it, and especially if
you tell them there'll be freeTaco Bell.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Or walking tacos.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
If someone texted me that right now, it'd be like
I'll be over in five.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Right, yeah, I'll be there Slurping on my big gulp.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Slurping on my slurpy .
A High Thoughts Journal is areally good idea.
Oh yeah, If you actually justhave a journal in your bathroom.
Place it in your bathroom.
Write a reminder on the mirrorfor people to write super high
thoughts down.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
This is where they'd write.
The schnozberries taste likeschnozberries, you know Right,
yeah, something like that.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
You can have a little .
You know how they have at awedding like you walk up and
there's a a guest book.
You can have it like that, butset up in the bathroom on the,
on the sink, and then you justyou leave a pencil or a pen
there and they just writewhatever thought comes to mind,
and you're gonna get some, somereally good ones, dude.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Yeah, you're going to taco bell along its way.
You should put it in there andthe first one that reads it
you'll see.
Holy shit, you guys.
So I saw this fucking thing inthe bathroom.
It predicts the future.
It's a taco bell showing uparound eight 30.
Remember, the door dash will beslammed, though.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Oh dude.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Yeah, remember that doordash will be slammed though.
Oh yeah, oh dude, yeah slamlike a vegas stripper oh my god.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
And then, other than that, just like so, after you
have your main course, rightdessert.
This is key cookies, brownies,oreos, ice cream, sundaes, oreos
, rip, beer, floats yeah oreosice cream okay with oreos.
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Yeah, so you get, you get some,uh, some chocolate mousse
tracks.
It's got chunks of chocolateand also Reese's in there, right
, Okay.
So you get that you throw someNerds on top right Just because,
and then after that you throwsome cookie dough on it.
Then you take some Oreos andyou smash them together and it's
fucking boom.
You're a hero.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Now we should try it.
So back in the day.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Call it a mud pie.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
So back in the day this was probably 10 to 12 years
ago.
I had you can buy it's an icecream mixer.
Okay, it was, it wasn't verymuch, but you could put the ice
cream and all your differentcandy bars, whatever you wanted,
you could put anything in there.
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And then I had a little plungerand you shoved it all in and it
had a little twister and I justmixed it up.
Dude, it was awesome.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
That sounds American.
It was awesome Bald eagles andBudweiser's dude that sounds
awesome, but yeah.
So after you have your icecream sundaes right with your
nerds, we've already decided foryou.
That's loose crunch is good inthere too oh my god, crunch bars
buddy yeah honestly, you caninvade the whole like aisle that
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we used to call like the movietheater, candies, right nerds
mike and ike's skittles.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Yeah, all of those would be good.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Thin Mints or the whatever Juju you could have you
remember the little.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
It was an old package , like a yellow package of
gummies.
They were like little SwedishFish.
Yeah, swedish Fish, but theywere just like called gummies or
something like that.
But then you could like playwith people's head and just put,
put baked ones, put weed onesin there.
Somebody eats the whole fuckingbox, dude you would tear them
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up.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Dude, you have a whole table of like awesome
candy and some of them are like,some of them are not.
Yeah, you'll never know.
You'd have to find the weedcomparable, yeah I was up all
night painting white s's onthese gummies so they look like
skittles.
But honestly, a 420 day likethat, that's such a nice day,
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dude.
Like you don't wear jeans tothat, you wear sweatpants you
know, like you wear that prouddude.
You don't give a fuck yep, oh,man just watch some cool shows,
watch some funny movies, smokesome weed yep even an activity
like cornhole, or or we shouldcall it bags, because I think
cornhole is.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeah, let's call it bag.
Oh, I sent you that video ofit's.
What the hell was that?
It was weed pong of some sort.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Yeah, where you're playing beer pong, but it's with
a bong.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Was it with a bong?
Speaker 2 (32:48):
When someone makes a cup instead of drinking.
They were taken ahead of it.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Oh okay, yeah, bong pong, bong pong, that's what it
was that?
Speaker 2 (32:55):
bong bong, bong, bong .
Yeah get creative with it, youknow.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Bong pong.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Just crazy, crazy ones.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Whatever your mind could come up with would be a
good game, that would you knowor you can.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Just what's the other one that you had?
It was something to see.
Who can just stare off in spacethe longest without?
Speaker 2 (33:19):
or who can sit on the couch for the longest without
laughing.
Yeah without laughing or sayingbro or like a uh, I actually
like the munchie madness.
Like where you actually made abracket of like, like popular
foods, like you put like TacoBell against Little Caesar's
Crazy Bread or something, ohyeah.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Doing it like March Madness stuff 16 different
desserts A bunch of hype peopleplaying Pictionary.
Great idea, can you?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
imagine.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
I don't know, it's a lemon man Still dry.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
It's a lemon.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
It's not a fucking lemon.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Oh man, that would be fucking epic.
Oh shit, what was we told themwhat to do after the?
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Play the song closing time.
You want people to leave thePlay the song Closing Time.
When you want people to leave,yeah, everyone gets the hint.
Every bar that did it, you know.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Closing time.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Time for you to get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Yeah, and then get home Uber, taxis, whatever, and
go to bed.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Oh, bed is so cool.
I really appreciate the bedpart, you know.
And also, yeah, make sure youhave a good vape, make sure you
have a good uh, you know goodvariety.
Yeah, maybe five joints, fivebl.
You won't smoke at all, butleftovers are awesome.
Yeah, you can ball on a budgetbecause dispensers are cheap
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during 420.
Yeah, yeah, it's like highpeople's Christmas.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Yeah, oh yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
It's just an excuse, Like.
It's just like.
Right Well yeah, but you canuse any excuse.
Yeah, I stubbed my Like.
It's just like you can't reallyhide it.
You can use any excuse.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
I stubbed my toe today and it really hurts.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Dude, you need to get high, you know, I mean
Everyone's doing that, mostpeople, most people are doing
that.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Well, it wasn't that.
You said that, my wife and I.
It was upstairs a few minutesago.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
I was like hey, jen, do you want to hit this?
Oh yeah, no.
I'm like, yeah, I've been theretoo.
And then my wife and I You'venever been there.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
So he closed the door and went back out.
My wife and I looked at eachother and said, no, he's never
been that way.
Nope, never been.
He's never been that guy.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Yeah, we laughed our asses off, Dude you remember the
first time that we hung out?
After that time, we golfed.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
And you came over and I brought you over to Papa's
house, well, and we got baked asshit.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Yeah, we did, I did, you didn't know.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
I mean, dude, I'm went back and smoked another one
and I showed him the show Tedon Peacock.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Yeah, yeah, I was done, son Holy shit.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Well, hi there how you doing.
That episode was so bad, Dude.
That show was great, though itwas great.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
It was oh man, that's a guy that writes Family Guy.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
I knew it would be good.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Yeah, so the other time that always gets me is that
first day at the Bart BauerBash.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Were you just so stoned?
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Oh, my God, Dude, when we got up there.
So there was five of us thatgot up there first, right.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Me you, danny Papa.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Dave Matt.
I don't remember who the fifthone was at first Call the roll.
I don't remember a lot of thatweekend, dude.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
There's a reason I can't recall.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
But anyway, but we got there.
There's five of us andeverybody was supposed to bring
their own joint or whatever, andwe lit them all up at the same
time, and so you never didn'thave something in your hand,
(37:31):
yeah, until they were gone.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
That's how it should be.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Oh my God, dude, I was wrecked after that Wrecked.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Yeah, we had a joint orgy.
Oh my God.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
That was crazy, though, yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
It was almost.
No, it was perfect.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
That was nuts.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
It was a great time.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
I've never in my life smoked that much.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Never Until this year .
Speaker 1 (37:59):
I mean that time.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
The place we're going this year is Baller.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Seriously, yeah, shit , I'm sure it'll be a blast.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Oh yeah, we'll be feeling like we do right now A
lot With good people around Me,and Pop are about to go to ACDC.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Yeah, you said that At.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Ford Field.
Nice It'll be fucking great.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
That is cool.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
They're old as shit.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Brian Johnson's like 70-something 72?
Yeah, 78?
Yeah like 70, something 72.
Yeah, 78.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Yeah, you were showing me a video of their when
they were out on stage.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
They look good though .
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Yeah, all right, well , I've got, we've got a top five
tonight.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
You go first.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
We got our pot names, strain names.
We got some.
We got some good ones.
I I I can't wait to hear yours,dude.
I cannot wait because I knowthey're gonna be balling they're
gonna be bangers, man, they'regreat uh, mine are probably not,
but so my first one.
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So for the uh music lover inour uh fan club we'll say, not
that we have a fan club, but ourgroup if, if we had one.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Dank sinatra, dude right right that's it that's a
good strain name.
It's calm, it's dead.
It's Dank, sinatra.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Okay, I've got like 10 of these.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
I wonder if there is a Dank Sinatra.
I've never heard of that.
That'd be so cool.
It would be Wow.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
But for the music lovers out there.
Oh yeah, for the kids, for thenext one.
For the kids Next one is ifyou're a traveler you know, you
like to travel the world and youlike to travel the us?
We've got baked alaska bakedalaska.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Yeah, I like, I like alaska baked alaska is actually
a dessert is it?
Yeah, wow, is it like awindmill cookie?
Speaker 1 (40:13):
no, I don't think so.
Is it like?
Speaker 2 (40:14):
a windmill cookie?
No, I don't think so.
Is it like a Dunkaroo?
Speaker 1 (40:19):
I don't think so.
How about chocolate eclair?
Oh man.
And for the wildlife, the risktaker Oi.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
I'm from Australia.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Yeah.
Oi, we have blunt force trauma.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
That was going to be my rapper name.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
You can still use it, man.
They'll name a strain after you.
And for back in the dayers, wegot Chronic the Hedgehog Dude.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
In the pictures him chasing rings dude.
Yeah yeah, really stoned.
Red guy with long hair Greasedback like a hockey coach.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
And oh shit, the other one I've got is Doobie
Juan Kenobi.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Doobie Juan dude Abu.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Doobie, abu Doobie For the archaeologists.
We've got Jurassic Spark,jurassic Spark.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
If you're curious.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
For the movie lover.
We've got Dazed and Infused.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Oh, that's perfect.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
And for the political-minded viewers or
listeners we have ThomasJefferson.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Thomas Jefferson.
Thomas Jefferson, that was agood last pun.
Yeah, I liked it.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
I've got a couple more.
I've got Emma Stoned.
Ooh, fuck my Brains Out.
Og Moon Dust.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
As you should.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Remind Me Kush, and I have a story behind that.
Remind me Kush, and I have astory behind this.
Remind me.
So my wife and I, we wentupstate and we had a little
experience.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
I'll say Did you guys bang in the frosty coat?
Speaker 1 (42:31):
It was something along those lines.
Was it a weird butt bar?
No, anyway, I was on the way upand then we spent two days up
north and then I got back to thehouse.
It was later that night.
We were going to bed and shewas asking me about it and I
said I don't know, remind me.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Good call, it would be even cooler, as if we
recreated it Right yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
And then the last one here that I've got is Willie
Nelson's grass clippings.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Dude, you're going to have a good time.
He's the man.
Yeah, he's.
You're going to have a goodtime.
He's the man.
Yeah, he's like 90, isn't he?
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Yeah, I have a really bad feeling he's not going to
be around much longer.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
And the other one.
Actually, we had a conversationthe other day with a couple
guys at work Ozzie, willieNelson and I think Clint
Eastwood was the third one that.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
And they're getting up there and that's going to be
a bad day when any of thosethree go.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
I know, or Paul McCartney.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Yeah, yeah, there's a few, but anyway, let's not talk
about that, let's talk aboutyour top five.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Great idea.
Brad, you ready for my top five?
Speaker 1 (43:57):
I am man.
I know I'm going to be overhere dying.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
All right, holy shit.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Dude, I wish we had camera, dude camera look at how
I numbered it.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
It goes one, two, three.
Oh my god, dude, that's perfect, okay, so I'm gonna go one, two
, three, four and five that'sperfect.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
Are you ready?
Are you gonna go one?
Speaker 2 (44:32):
three, two or one one , two three, four, five, ready
number one yeah, skunk jazz,it's not just a phase.
Mom heavy metal playing, areyou angry, confused, horny, and
you don't know why?
Then light up skunk jazz, theonly strain that smells like a
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road kill threesome and feelslike getting grounded by Satan
himself, with notes of burnthair, hot topic, body spray and
tears.
This hybrid hits like puberty,with no parental guidance.
It's sticky, it's stinky andit's emotionally unavailable.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Skunk juice, oh my God Find it in a local store
today.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Wow yeah, I would buy it.
I thought about it.
Oh man Number two, oh mannumber two.
Hot pocket coma microwave ofregret.
Are you ready to torture tastebuds and your dignity?
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Then you're ready for hotpocket coma.
It smells like high school anddesperation, tastes like
pepperoni flavored existentialcrisis and it hits harder than
your dad's belt in 1999.
Warning, may causehallucinations of your fridge
talking dirty to you.
Hot pocket coma, it's not astrain, it's a cry for help.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Oh man, oh shit.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Okay, Okay, Number three Div.
Number three Divorce cake.
Same wedding cake.
Happy ending.
Not included is the name of thestrain.
Love is temporary, but divorcecake Well, that's fucking
forever.
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Baked with resentment, childsupport, tears and 32% THC, this
strain will leave you gigglingand googling all about
vasectomies.
Light it up, sign the papersand finally enjoy the peace and
quiet you've been praying forsince the honeymoon.
For when death till death justwasn't fast enough.
Divorce cake.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
Oh my god, dude, oh shit, oh wow.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
That was a good one yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
The Big.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
Leblun scheme.
That was number four.
Oh, oh yeah, life's got youstressed.
Rent's due your stepdad's anarc time to chill out with a
big leblunski the only straythat really abides Packed with
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that sweet I-give-zero-fucksflavor and smooth finish like a
white Russian made with bongwater.
Warning you may develop abathrobe addiction after you
smoke this strain, the BigLeblunsky.
Shut the fuck up, donnie, andspark it.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
Shut the fuck up, donnie and spark it Dude.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
That was awesome.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
That was awesome dude .
Speaker 2 (47:59):
Packed with sweet I give zero fucks.
Flavor and a smooth finish Likea white Russian made with bong
water.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Where does your head pull this shit, man?
Speaker 2 (48:10):
it's all fine, I've done it.
It's fine.
You ready for number five?
Uh, trailer park thunderfucksunday sunday get ready for
redneck reckoning.
It's Trailer Park Thunderfuck.
The strain that hits harderthan your aunt's boyfriend in
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the parking lot.
Born in a double wide, enrolledin Marlboro paper, this sativa
will give you yelling Yee-haw atthe local gas station burrito.
Don't worry that sound in yourhead, it's just freedom ringing.
Don't worry that sound in yourhead, it's just freedom ringing.
Trailer Park Thunderfuck.
Legal in two states.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
That morally questionable in all of them.
Speaker 2 (48:59):
It'll have you talking like Ricky in no time.
Oh my god dude, oh wow thestream that hits harder than
your aunt's boyfriend in aparking lot dude the stream that
hits harder than your aunt'sboyfriend in a parking lot, dude
.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Oh man, oh shit, wow, that was a good list, dude.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
I did it for the people.
That's really what I want tosay here.
You know, yeah, weed's a greatthing.
I think I for the people.
That's really what I want tosay here.
You know, yeah, weed's a greatthing.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
I think I've decided that he's still trying to decide
if it's bad for you or not.
So you got to keep testing.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
Yeah, oh shit, got to keep quality control.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
Yeah.
Yeah, it really comes down tologistics for me.
I'm a bit of a stickler.
I'm just kidding Stickler forwhat, I don't know.
That was a good top five.
I feel good about it.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Yeah, that was awesome.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
It's harder than your fucking hand's boyfriend in a
parking lot.
Born in a double-edged worldwith Marlboro paper.
So you know it's strong.
It's stronger than Chuck Norrisor Macho man Randy Savage.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
Oh shit, oh man.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
So I think we gave everybody a really good show
Either Taco Bell or WalkingTacos, it comes down to tacos.
Speaker 1 (50:44):
Yeah, it just does, but a good guide.
You know what to prepare for.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
Always have gum and chapstick too.
That's a good warning rightthere.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (50:55):
Like every time that I feel like I've heard from a
friend that it helps.
I wouldn't know, but I've heard.
I've heard that yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
So gum or chapstick.
Mm-hmm Cotton, that yeah, sogum or chapstick.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
Mm-hmm Cottonmouth.
Speaker 1 (51:10):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
Gone Really, or big gulps, huh, once again Right, oh
shit, he's a good guy though.
Speaker 1 (51:25):
Yeah, mm-hmm, I can't imagine, yep.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
Wow, feels like we really nailed that.
Speaker 1 (51:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
But yeah, A little Easter egg hunt, then some
walking tacos, then a funnymovie, then a dessert with some
nerd ropes and shit.
You're fucking banging.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
You've nailed it.
Speaker 1 (51:49):
You know, if you invite people over to the party
and you have Taco Bell, you're ahero already.
Speaker 2 (51:55):
Oh, dude, you might as well play a trumpet when you
walk in.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:59):
Yeah, Dude, I'd do Taco Bell ads for free, Like if
they're listening to us througha robot.
I just want to make that clear.
You know, Not for free but likesome sort of food, you know.
Speaker 1 (52:09):
Right, yeah, yeah, just like a lifetime Taco Bell
card.
Speaker 2 (52:13):
Dude, I'd look like Honey Boo Boo's mom.
I worked at Taco Bell.
Dude, skinny and better.
Skinny and better, just putsome better on it.
But dude all.
Speaker 1 (52:29):
I need oh shit, oh man, I can believe that.
Speaker 2 (52:37):
Yeah, because I'd be the same way if I worked at Taco
Bell.
Yeah, that's the only thingabout it.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
That's only a thought .
Is that your dream to own aTaco Bell someday?
I?
Speaker 2 (52:51):
don't know, I wouldn't want to be so down with
the brand that I get offendedby their bags.
You know, like people arewalking by with McDonald's bags,
like you made a wrong choice,why don't you sit down?
We can talk about it, right?
Yeah, yeah, I'm thinking Arby's.
Are you fucking kidding?
Speaker 1 (53:08):
me right I'm thinking we're not friends you know like
, yeah, that's true, you, youwould uh, but you know what I
mean, your kind of people yeahthey're gonna flock to taco bell
yeah, and crazy bread's a goodone, uh yeah when in doubt,
crazy bread.
Speaker 2 (53:30):
Uh, the cheese sticks from pizza hut, holy fuck bud
are those good?
Speaker 1 (53:35):
oh, the one I.
I will say the ones that arby'sare really good.
They're mozzarella sticks.
I know those are good yeah,gumby's pizza.
Speaker 2 (53:45):
If you have a gumby's pizza by you, they have a
stoner pie.
Really, it has mozzarellasticks, onion rings, uh,
pepperoni, like random shit onit.
Huh, it's really cool.
They only do it on 420 reallyyeah, stoner pie.
How was it?
Oh, it's great, I got it overhere oh shit their logo is
(54:11):
literally like that green gumbyguy, like waving.
Oh okay, it's like designed forstoners oh shit good what are
other good stoner for checkersanything?
Checkers fries, holy fuck yeahfazoles, if you're lucky enough
to have one by you.
Speaker 1 (54:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:29):
They're breadsticks Like only a barbecue.
Speaker 1 (54:33):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:35):
Burger King has slushies through the drive-thru.
Bingo Dude, imagine being afast food worker.
We should interview a fast foodworker after 420.
Speaker 1 (54:45):
Yeah, that's a good idea.
We should interview a fast foodworker after 420.
That's a good idea.
Let's just see if maybe one ofour listeners is a fast food
worker that would want to comeon the show.
Speaker 2 (55:00):
Do you think Culver's gets?
Speaker 1 (55:01):
hit hard, oh, but everywhere that has food.
I bet everywhere, yeah,anywhere that has food dude
Double it.
Speaker 2 (55:05):
You know, yeah, barb double it.
You know Whatever, justwhatever, barb double it, you
know Whatever we're thinking,but just trust me, barb, trust
me when I say this Double it.
Speaker 1 (55:14):
This is my third 420.
Okay, just trust me.
Speaker 2 (55:20):
I used to think Black Friday was bad.
It's nothing.
It's nothing, all right.
Speaker 1 (55:24):
It's nothing, rachel, you just wait.
Speaker 2 (55:29):
You just wait.
Wait till they get here, allright, with their Grateful Dead
t-shirts and their thong sandals.
All right, smell like somerusty, gross old hot dog water.
Speaker 1 (55:42):
All right, you wait, smells like skunk jizz.
Oh my God, oh man.
Oh my God, oh man, oh shit.
Well, I think we're about outof time there, sir.
Speaker 2 (55:57):
I think so too.
Speaker 1 (55:58):
I think we had an awesome show.
I can't wait to listen to it.
Speaker 2 (56:02):
I'm excited, yeah, I am.
Oh shit, Holy shit.
Right now is the music part.
It's like ah, bicka, bicka,bicka, bicka, bicka bicka, yeah,
yeah.
Oh, if you listen to the showprevious to this show, we did
interview someone cool.
We met her somewhere somehow.
Her name's Jen.
She's cool, and if you want toget in touch, it Rowd and Lowdy
(56:30):
at gmailcom.
Just like it's spelled.
I can't believe you said justlike it's spelled last time,
dude.
Speaker 1 (56:35):
Oh my god.
R-o-w-d-a-n-d-l-o-u-d-y atgmailcom.
Speaker 2 (56:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (56:44):
Alright, everybody Hope you had a laughable show.
Yep, you enjoyed it, give righteverybody.
Hope you had a laughable show.
Yep, you enjoyed it.
Give us a comment, shoot us anemail, get a hold of us.
Let us know how you like theshow Anything.
Speaker 2 (56:59):
That's a good idea.
Everybody's doing it.
Everyone's doing it.
Yeah, every time.
Speaker 1 (57:06):
All right, everybody have a good 420.
Yeah, everybody have a good 420.
Speaker 2 (57:10):
Yeah, dude, have a great 420.
Speaker 1 (57:13):
And we'll catch you on the next episode Bigger,
bigger, bigger, bigger, bigger,bigger, peace, peace, peace,
peace.
Welcome to the Routin' Loudy Podcast.
This is episode 12.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Episode 420, actually .
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, this is going to be a 420 episode, a guide to
a great 420.
This is not my area ofexpertise by any means, but my
good buddy Eric.
I would say my best friend Eric.
Hello, his expertise runs deepin this.
(00:52):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I'm just going to throw that out there for people
that don't know him.
This is his thing, this is hisexpertise, so most of this show
is going to be him telling ushow to have a good 420, the
things that you need to prepare,good things to eat, all those
(01:15):
kinds of things.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
And drink.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
And drink.
So everybody stick around.
This is going to be a greatshow.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I'm going to treat everything that I do tonight
like a news report.
You know it's going to be.
And we're here now and themillennials are telling me there
you go man, I'm just going tosit back and laugh my ass off.
Man Do you have any comments onthat, Brad?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Anything you'd add there?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I'm just kidding.
I won't do everything like anews story, but I might kick it
on every now and then.
You never know.
All right y'all.
So 420 is in a couple of daysand we have a couple ideas to
get you ready.
Me and brand might have gottena little ready before this
episode, and that is awesome, um.
So I'm going to kind of walkyou through the day before, day
(02:00):
of and then when you're in thefucking zone.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
So day before.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
And the thing that's sad too, is that, like I can't
do all these crazy weed partythings, so I'm just excited for
the people that maybe listen tothis and do it right, because,
like homeboy's, got a newborn athome.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I can't be like hey guys, come over.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I got all the hey you want to hit the ball, it's 1
o'clock.
You're like, hey, guys, comeover, I got all the hey.
You want to hit the ball?
It's 1 o'clock, it's not goingto go down like that.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
That would not go over well with your wife, man.
No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
So on Saturday 4-19, the day before 4-20, it's a good
idea.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Thanks for clearing that up.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah, and honestly, it's a good idea to hit your
buddies up this day too.
Right To hit them up Like yo,do you want to come over
tomorrow?
Why?
What's going on?
It's 4 fucking 20.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
That's why you should come over Honestly.
You should give people a littlebit more than a day's notice if
it's going to be a banger party.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
But clean up your paraphernalia Like your, like
your bongs, empty that gross ass.
Bog water, isopropyl alcoholand some warm water.
Shake it, remove the gunk, doit a couple times and it'll get
everything out of there.
I always do that.
It's simple, but it makes itnot smell like shit oh yeah and
(03:17):
when you're gonna hit that bongtomorrow, make sure you have ice
cubes at home, because it makesit not.
It makes it not as strong onyour lungs when you throw ice
cubes in there.
It's fantastic.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I've heard from a guy .
You've heard yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Same thing with a bowl.
You can use alcohol cleaner oralcohol wipes to get bowls clean
.
So even that crap, just take 10minutes, do it.
If you have an ashtray, emptyit If you have a bunch of gross
joints just sit around.
Clean up your house too, becausetomorrow people are coming over
, you're going to be baked andyou're not going to be in the
mindset to clean, so get thatdone ahead of time, right?
(03:55):
Also, when I used to havepeople over, especially for 420,
I mean I used to all the timein college, right I'd always
make a sweet playlist too.
Know your audience, right?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Oh yeah, yep.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I'd always make a sweet playlist too.
Know your audience, right?
Oh yeah, yep.
So if you're doing rap, dr Dre,outkast, eminem, wu-tang,
beastie Boys, cypress Hill,snoop Dogg, run the Jewels.
If you're doing rock, pinkFloyd.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Wait, wait, wait.
I think we should add one tothat Now if you're old school.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
NWA oh yeah.
They're fantastic.
What does that stand for, brad?
I'm just kidding, I'm justmessing with you.
If you're doing rock Pink Floyd, beatles, black Sabbath, even
though it's older If you have arock crowd, that's a good one to
play Tom Petty a lot of potsongs.
(04:44):
Bob Marley.
I don't know if any of hissongs don't include pot.
Willie Nelson Same thing.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Grateful Dead Jimi Hendrix.
Yeah, all of those, oh man.
And then here's the best partright, you got your house
cleaned.
It's Saturday.
You don't have a fucking excuse.
You don't have a fucking excuse.
All right, it's Saturday.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
What are you going to ?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
do Right Clean your house, make a playlist, clean
out your paraphernalia, get itready for your buddies, make it
a thing they got all day to doit.
And here's the best part, afterthis is done, go, stock up Go
to your store.
Go to your favorite store.
(05:26):
This week, every store that youcan think of, every dispensary
in your town, has a special.
It's a 420 special.
Yeah, I'm going to visit mine,for sure.
No, yeah, house of Dank, I'mcoming for you.
Exclusive.
What up?
You know I'll be there.
Yeah, but seriously, buy abunch of gummies Like buy, I
don't know, they come like 20milligrams but you get 200
milligrams.
It's like four bucks.
(05:46):
Buy three of those rightPre-rolls.
A lot of places have like 10pre-rolls for 15 bucks.
They'll be stronger than shit.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Do it right.
Get some bud, Maybe get somehash or some keef to throw on
top of that bud.
Maybe make it dance a littlebit.
You know, get papers, get yourblunts and get a bunch of
lighters.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Oh yeah, yeah, you got to have lighters.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Pre-rolls, get some infused, some not infused, some
keef covered Hell, maybe get ahash hole.
That's a new thing.
It sounds like a hash hole.
Yeah, it's a joint and it's gotlike a I don't even know how to
describe it because it's kindof got like a texture of like a
bugger, but it's like hash, Okay, and it goes the whole length
(06:36):
of the joint.
So as you're smoking, it's gotbutt in there and that hash in
there.
It's real nice.
I'm pretty sure last time Ienjoyed this with Papa, my wife
called like an hour later, likeare you coming home?
And it's like how long have Ibeen here, dude?
He's like an hour 15.
I was like, oh, you know, likeit just kind of kind of happens,
(07:01):
you know, and that's okay.
Kind of happens, you know, andthat's okay.
And then like uh, infusedjoints obviously have, um, like
resin, resin in them.
They have different like somehave keef in them, some are
covered in keef, like what wesmoked earlier was covered in
keef.
Okay, it feels nice, right,yeah, but yeah, so that's kind
(07:24):
of what I would do.
I'd make a playlist, I'd stockup on some stuff, because you're
not going to know, like whatmovies or shows to watch until
everyone's there.
So, like, the things you shouldget ready is more like your
house, get some munchies, we'llhelp with that.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Right and honestly.
Like plan your munchies like aStone, gordon Ramsey.
Like you're making fuckingmoves, dude.
Like oh mate you motherfucker,you gonna bring Alvin Joyce to
my house, you know.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
No way.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Not in my house.
Dude chips like Doritos Grab abag of them Ruffles, Tostitos.
Grab stuff with flavors too,like Doritos, Cooler Ranch.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah, those are good.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Or the Doritos Buffalo and Ranch.
I don't know if I've had those.
It's like a light blue bag.
It's pretty nice, buddy.
I've heard from a friend too.
Dude, you know what reallygrinds my gears?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
These Slurpee straws being too small.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Take the fucking lid off, god damn.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
He solved it.
Here's my big four snacks foryou bud.
Oh shit, flamin'.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Hot Cheetos Pizza rolls.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Here's my big four snacks for you bud.
Oh shit, flamin' Hot Cheetos,pizza rolls, ben Jerry's
half-baked ice cream and nachoswith weird shit on it Like
cheese, salsa, doritos, onionrings.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I like Doritos on my nachos.
I like to make nachos out ofDoritos.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
What if you had cheese sticks on there?
Just cause Like deep fried yeah.
Oh, with some ground beefthat's probably really good
sounds like a lot of steps,though for a star like you know.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
They're probably, if you're making it well, yeah, you
got to be making it that day,but you could ask whoever right,
whoever you're inviting over,to bring part of what's going to
go on the nachos.
That's true.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
So you don't have to be responsible for everything.
Dude nachos are cool.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Nachos are cool.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Dude.
I think that makes so muchsense, buddy, so yeah.
So you've stocked up.
Now your house is clean, you'rewelcome.
Thank you for listening to thispodcast up now your house is
clean, you're welcome.
Thank you for listening to thispodcast.
Cleaned your house for you, soyeah.
So get some of those snacks.
And here's some good candies toget Trollio gummies, sour Patch
(09:58):
Kids oh yeah, I like Sour PatchKids If you're a health nut.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
cotton candy grapes those are really good, though,
you can't knock those, whetherthey're healthy or not.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
S'mores in the microwave, but don't leave them
in there for too long.
They will explode.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
It's just from experience.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I've had an incident.
Was I high?
Maybe Someone threw amarshmallow in the microwave for
like 30 seconds and it?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Somebody I know I won't say who it is Somebody I
know Took a Mac.
What the hell?
Mac and cheese cups.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Easy Mac.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah, the Easy Mac cups.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
The slutty girl of the macaronis dude the Easy Mac
right.
Don't even have to buy medinner, it says it right on the
side of the cup.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
So he peeled that off , took the cheese packet out,
put it in the microwave.
No, water.
No water.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Oh God.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
India cooked it.
Dude.
When we got, we got home it, orum they they had stunk up the
whole, like the whole house.
Dude, it smelled like burnt.
You know how burnt popcorn justgoes through and it resonates
through everything.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
That's what it was like and that'll happen.
I mean, I would have made himeat it.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Dude, there was nothing, he was all burnt.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
So he almost I'm sure who throws that in the
microwave and then leaves.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Right, oh, right yeah , fair question.
I'm so hungry, I'm going tomake this and leave.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
They were rather young when, I did this, was it
you?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
No it wasn't me.
Don't let Brad make you seethat we got you down, bud.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yeah, there's some people you just don't want to
cook.
You know, if you know thosepeople, don't have them, bring
over part of the nachos.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
And while you're at the store gathering, hunting and
gathering for your nachos,here's some drinks you should
get, too Good for dry mouthMountain Dew, pepsi, coke,
orange Pop, Ooh, orange, wholoves orange soda?
We almost had to bring out thebeep Almost.
(12:38):
Who's got the beep?
We got the beep.
I love orange soda, though beer, sprite, kool-aid any flavor
lemonade capri sun with thelittle pouches dude, and there's
your handy dude yeah just hadwater yep kind of like what that
(13:00):
fucker forgot to do with thegoddamn macaroni dude.
Yep, yep, okay.
So you're at the store.
You got stuff for nachos.
You got stuff for snack weirdstuff like Trillo gummies, sour
Patch Kids Maybe.
Grab some Skittles, grab somechocolate, peanut butter, m&ms,
no brainer.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
No, fucking brainer, those are your go-to yeah.
Reese cups Go to the dollar, nobrainer?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
No, fucking brainer, those are your go-to.
Yeah, reese's Cups.
Go to the dollar store and justgrab everything.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Your friends are coming over.
All right, $20.
Yeah, you don't want to run outof munchies, man.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Do you think anyone will want Nerds yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Someone's going to want Nerds.
I think you said it dude, justgrab everything, do you?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
think someone's going to want peach rings yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I do.
Yeah, let's go to the dollarstore and load up one of
everything.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yep.
So grab some drinks for thehomies, grab some candy for the
homies and then grab nachos.
You got it all figured out.
We got other meal ideas tooMain courses, taco.
Bell, oh yeah yeah, taco Bell,anything.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Anything you bring, anything from Taco Bell, you're
a hero.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
You can walk into that Ricky Iglesias song I can
be a hero baby.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
You know, like you just do it especially after
people have smoked.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
If not frozen pizzas, do they still have?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
at Taco Bell.
Do they still have the 10-packof tacos I wish?
Do they not do that anymore?
They don't.
That seems weird, I know,especially for a situation like
this Dark times.
It'd be perfect Dark times.
They used to do that.
It used to perfect Dark times.
They used to do that it used tobe like 15 bucks.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah, I almost got it .
Speaker 1 (14:49):
I got it, I know you, I know you fucking, I know
you've got, I got them penispurgatory style buddy Five hard,
five soft.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
You know what I'm saying Right in the middle?
That would be like my lunch fora couple days.
Yeah, like one day, yeah.
So if you don't have theability to get to Taco Bell at
(15:25):
420, because it's everybody'sfavorite place, Frozen pizzas,
jack's Tombstone.
Tombstones are good DiGiorno,if you want to watch that rise.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Actually there's a pizza my wife and I got not too
long ago and it came with somelike a honey glaze for the crust
.
It was spicy.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
It was like a spicy it was really good.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
What's it called?
I think it was just like aMeyer brand.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Honey glazed Meyer brand pizza.
Yeah, but it was good.
Nice Pizza rolls.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Every time.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Every time Somebody's going to want pizza rolls.
Yeah, every time.
Every time somebody's gonnawant pizza rolls walking tacos.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
So that would be getting little bags of doritos,
little bags of fritos, littlebags of ruffles I don't know if
ruffles- I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
I mean somebody might like them, so somebody's gonna
like cooler ranch doritos.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
No, no, num, motherfucker.
Throw some ground beef in thatbitch.
Throw some lettuce, cheeseTomatoes I don't like it, but
you probably do but throw sometomatoes in there, some hot
sauce, whatever.
Yep, grab a fork.
Num, num, num, num, num.
Stoner food, dude, easy as shit.
Everyone's happy as fuck.
I've been doing this sincemiddle school.
(16:41):
Yeah, I've been doing thissince middle school.
Yeah, try it, try it, it's goodyeah there's a reason.
It's Stephen Hawking's favoritemeal Walking tacos.
Oh my God, oh my.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
God dude, that's what he wanted for his last meal.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Never showed up.
Oh my God, oh shit, oh shit.
And when all else fails, frozenburritos, dude, Alright.
So we have an idea for a mainevent for your party and Brad
has an idea for the ceremony andhow you'd open it.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Oh, my god, you're trying to fucking kill me, dude.
Nope, nope, no one's dying here, oh my god so dude, nope, nope,
no one's dying here, oh my God.
So for the ceremony, youropening act, you could light a
ceremonial blunt or spark ajoint like it's the Olympic
torch.
Mm-hmm, do-do-do-do,do-do-do-do, oh, wait, wait.
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But you'd do that, You'd playthat, play the national anthem
with a kazoo.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Remember that recorder that everybody has in
their fucking closet.
You remember that?
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Oh yeah, that we all had to play like meee, yeah,
like fifth grade Dude, thatnever sounds good, break it out,
break it out, man, break thatshit out.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
That'd be awesome.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Dude yeah, some good, break it out.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Break it out, man.
Break that shit out.
All right, That'd be awesome,Dude.
Yeah, Some weird steps, justlike you know, while you're
doing it, like really get intoit.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yeah, and then the last one, you can introduce each
competitor.
If you're having a competition,that is, with a stoner and air
dam Like Cough Daddy Snack,Luther Dank Sinatra.
Uh, with a stoner and air bandlike cough daddy snack, luther
dank sinatra, dank sinatra, dudeoh man, I had some cool, uh
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paraphernalia names.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Like I had a bong that was the notorious b-o-n-g,
or I had snoop boggy bong.
Yeah yeah, I had a ball calledJames Hitfield because it was a
Metallica pipe, oh really.
Yeah, I had all sorts of coolones.
I remember them all.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
My wife had one in college.
It was like an eight-foot bongor something like that.
That's cool.
She was the only one that couldclear it.
Only female maybe.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
And that's when I decided to marry her.
I saw her clear that eight footwrong said son.
Look over there, she's the one,yep oh shit, yeah, yep.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
So yeah, I can't remember what the name of it was
.
I don't want to share that namefor it.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
So yeah, you'd have somebody like Brad do the
opening ceremonies.
What you just said, it soundedlovely.
Maybe an interpretive dancewith a candle to start the
ceremonies too.
Yeah, I'm just kidding.
Don't do that.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
No, that would be good.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
But 420 people.
This year is on Easter and Iknow that everybody kind of
wants to get out of the Easterbunny.
It's not going to happen.
All right, he's very busy thatday.
He's got shit to do.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Can you imagine if there was some guy that ran
around every morning?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Oh dude, he would be dude even going into people's
houses on 420, he'd get sloweddown.
If everyone smoked weed onChristmas, santa wouldn't finish
the route.
You know, yeah, no way he'd besitting there eating cookies,
just like holy fuck windmillcookies.
I haven't had these since Iwent to church with my grandma.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah, you know just just to put it in perspective if
, if he was that guy and he flewaround all year or that one day
of the year and had cookiesfrom everywhere, okay, he would
know where to go on 420 to get agood cookie.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Oh fuck, dude, it's called Insomnia Cookie.
It's on Stadium Drive.
Oh real quick too.
Shout out, dude.
Western Michigan Universityhockey just won the national
championship.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Yes, they did.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
That is my alma mater .
I did graduate there.
I met the president one day.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Yeah, we had a story about that.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Oh my, God, he was cool.
I think I don't remember, butyeah, the hockey team 6-2, won
the national championship.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
It was so cool man.
Is that their first?
Google it, I think Google it,I'll Google it.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
So because 420 happens to be on Easter, I think
a stoner Easter egg hunt is apretty great fucking idea.
So think about this when youwere a kid, right yeah, you got
to go on Easter egg hunts.
It was sick.
And then you turn nine andeveryone's like fuck you.
Right, like, let the kids do it.
Not today, bud, not fuckingtoday.
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All right, we're letting theadults have fun.
We're doing Easter eggs withjoints, with papers, with little
plant wraps, little nugs ofChronic.
Have one or two eggs that arespecial, that are cool, like a
golden egg that someone can findA gift card to a local pot shop
, uh, all sorts dude.
Think about all the things youcould throw in there, like a pen
(21:59):
, like a disposable pen.
Yep you could throw uh wax inthere, you could throw butter
there, you could throw pre-rollin there, you could throw um,
like they make they do pre-rollblunts.
They have little packs ofpre-roll blunts, they have
little packs of pre-rolls.
Or if you have bigger itemsright, like, say, you got like a
big pack of they have likemulti-packs of like blunts that
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you can buy, or multi-packs oflike joints, they've got big
eggs out there, dude, you don'teven need the big egg, though.
You could literally just put alittle note in it one prize two,
prize three, prize four.
So no one knows.
But you know, you fucking know,yeah but think about how much
fun an easter egg hunt would bewhile you're fucking baked so
you do your ceremonies.
You play the national anthem,you smoke a fucking dupe with
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all your friends and then, boom,right, when you got them
outside, you tell them hey, turnaround, fuckers, right, because
they're not going to notice.
Yeah, okay, easter egg huntdude, that's awesome.
Yeah, 20, not 20 dollars later,probably 50 dollars later, you
got yourself an easter egg huntdude.
You know, put a gram nug inthere yeah who's mad about that?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I'm not okay, so I have some information.
So men's hockey.
And actually it was funnybecause as soon as I started
typing Western, it populatedLike everybody's looking at
Western Michigan hockey rightnow.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yeah, everyone is so.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
this is their first Frozen Four hockey title Ever.
Yes, their first one.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Yep, Hell yeah, Go Broncos bitch.
I'm so proud of them.
Man Dude, if that would havehappened when I was a student,
I'd be burning couches bud.
I'm just kidding, I wouldn'thave done that.
I don't ever want to hurtanybody, but I would have
fucking gone, nuts.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
I would have gone down to Lawson and watched that.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Yeah, when my dad and my brother-in-law and I used to
go to Red Wings games, it wasthe day after Christmas.
They always had a home game andwe saw the night that Federoff
scored five goals oh that'ssweet it was the first time that
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it ever happened.
Yeah, we were at that game, Wow.
And then we drove.
Well, actually we went back tothe old Shalala in Detroit.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Yeah, was that at Joe Lewis.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yeah, it was in the Joe oh man, I love their pizza
there, yeah.
I'm pretty sure that the busdriver that was taking us back
to the bar was drunk because hewas partying.
Everybody was partying, dude.
I mean, they'd kicked ass thatnight and it was the first time
that anybody had ever scoredfive goals, and all that.
That's awesome, and we weredoing donuts in the
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intersections and shit and goingover curbs.
No, it was just a bus to goback to the bar.
How big a bus.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Like a short bus, Like a window looker.
Oh man, that was so bad shortbus like a window looker.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Oh man, that was so bad.
Um no, it wasn't that short, itwas like three quarters of a
bus, normal okay so but yeah itwas just, it was the bus, the
shuttle bus, that did you givehim a good yelp review.
Yelp wasn't a thing back then.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yeah, and I don't think it ever included buses I
don't think so.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
According to my knowledge, Well, it would have
been the bar's bus, so Ooh, andwe have good movies for while
you're high.
Yes.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
And TV shows, which you could also prepare the day
before.
Once again, no excuse, it's aSaturday, all right, here's some
movies for that ass Half BakedCheech and Chong Up in Smoke.
And Nice Dreams, good movie.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Friday, friday After Next and Next Friday, Well,
actually the real Friday, though, with Chris Tucker in it
Fantastic.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Pineapple Express, superbad, super Troopers and
Super Troopers 2, the BigLebowski, the Binge, how High.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
And 21 and Over Nailed it.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
TV shows.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Really good.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Dude, I love.
Half-baked is a great movie.
I love jim brewer and I lovedave chapelle.
Pineapple express is great.
Uh, seth rogan's great in thatyeah uh, super bad is fantastic.
The binge is really funny, ifyou've never seen it.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Okay, I haven't seen that one, though.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Like a bunch of drugs are legal for only a day, but
it's awesome, vince Vaughn's init.
Okay, here's some TV showsDisjointed Workaholics Blue
Mountain State.
I love Blue Mountain State.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yeah, I've been watching that.
That's really good.
Dude Thad.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
It kills me.
Trailer Park, boys, rick andMorty, that 70s Show.
If You're Really Big, planetEarth, south Park, beavis and
Butthead.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
And it's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Oh man, those are good.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Video games Mario Kart, super Smash Brothers and
Wii Sports.
That's all I got.
I don't play a lot of videogames.
Grand Theft Auto.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Yeah, that's a big one, Grand Theft Auto.
What's the other?
Minecraft?
That's a big one, that's outthere.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Beanbag chairs are always welcome.
That's what kind of environmentyou want to create on this day.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
You want it comfy.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yep Clothes, comfy chairs and good snacks.
Yeah, it's the key to this.
You'll be a legend forever.
If you're like, why are myfriends not coming over?
Plan this day that we'retalking about right now and
they'll come hang out.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Yes, I fucking guarantee it, and especially if
you tell them there'll be freeTaco Bell.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Or walking tacos.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
If someone texted me that right now, it'd be like
I'll be over in five.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Right, yeah, I'll be there Slurping on my big gulp.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Slurping on my slurpy .
A High Thoughts Journal is areally good idea.
Oh yeah, If you actually justhave a journal in your bathroom.
Place it in your bathroom.
Write a reminder on the mirrorfor people to write super high
thoughts down.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
This is where they'd write.
The schnozberries taste likeschnozberries, you know Right,
yeah, something like that.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
You can have a little .
You know how they have at awedding like you walk up and
there's a a guest book.
You can have it like that, butset up in the bathroom on the,
on the sink, and then you justyou leave a pencil or a pen
there and they just writewhatever thought comes to mind,
and you're gonna get some, somereally good ones, dude.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Yeah, you're going to taco bell along its way.
You should put it in there andthe first one that reads it
you'll see.
Holy shit, you guys.
So I saw this fucking thing inthe bathroom.
It predicts the future.
It's a taco bell showing uparound eight 30.
Remember, the door dash will beslammed, though.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Oh dude.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Yeah, remember that doordash will be slammed though.
Oh yeah, oh dude, yeah slamlike a vegas stripper oh my god.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
And then, other than that, just like so, after you
have your main course, rightdessert.
This is key cookies, brownies,oreos, ice cream, sundaes, oreos
, rip, beer, floats yeah oreosice cream okay with oreos.
(29:48):
Yeah, so you get, you get some,uh, some chocolate mousse
tracks.
It's got chunks of chocolateand also Reese's in there, right
, Okay.
So you get that you throw someNerds on top right Just because,
and then after that you throwsome cookie dough on it.
Then you take some Oreos andyou smash them together and it's
fucking boom.
You're a hero.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Now we should try it.
So back in the day.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Call it a mud pie.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
So back in the day this was probably 10 to 12 years
ago.
I had you can buy it's an icecream mixer.
Okay, it was, it wasn't verymuch, but you could put the ice
cream and all your differentcandy bars, whatever you wanted,
you could put anything in there.
(30:32):
And then I had a little plungerand you shoved it all in and it
had a little twister and I justmixed it up.
Dude, it was awesome.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
That sounds American.
It was awesome Bald eagles andBudweiser's dude that sounds
awesome, but yeah.
So after you have your icecream sundaes right with your
nerds, we've already decided foryou.
That's loose crunch is good inthere too oh my god, crunch bars
buddy yeah honestly, you caninvade the whole like aisle that
(31:05):
we used to call like the movietheater, candies, right nerds
mike and ike's skittles.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Yeah, all of those would be good.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Thin Mints or the whatever Juju you could have you
remember the little.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
It was an old package , like a yellow package of
gummies.
They were like little SwedishFish.
Yeah, swedish Fish, but theywere just like called gummies or
something like that.
But then you could like playwith people's head and just put,
put baked ones, put weed onesin there.
Somebody eats the whole fuckingbox, dude you would tear them
(31:44):
up.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Dude, you have a whole table of like awesome
candy and some of them are like,some of them are not.
Yeah, you'll never know.
You'd have to find the weedcomparable, yeah I was up all
night painting white s's onthese gummies so they look like
skittles.
But honestly, a 420 day likethat, that's such a nice day,
(32:13):
dude.
Like you don't wear jeans tothat, you wear sweatpants you
know, like you wear that prouddude.
You don't give a fuck yep, oh,man just watch some cool shows,
watch some funny movies, smokesome weed yep even an activity
like cornhole, or or we shouldcall it bags, because I think
cornhole is.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeah, let's call it bag.
Oh, I sent you that video ofit's.
What the hell was that?
It was weed pong of some sort.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Yeah, where you're playing beer pong, but it's with
a bong.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Was it with a bong?
Speaker 2 (32:48):
When someone makes a cup instead of drinking.
They were taken ahead of it.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Oh okay, yeah, bong pong, bong pong, that's what it
was that?
Speaker 2 (32:55):
bong bong, bong, bong .
Yeah get creative with it, youknow.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Bong pong.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Just crazy, crazy ones.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Whatever your mind could come up with would be a
good game, that would you knowor you can.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Just what's the other one that you had?
It was something to see.
Who can just stare off in spacethe longest without?
Speaker 2 (33:19):
or who can sit on the couch for the longest without
laughing.
Yeah without laughing or sayingbro or like a uh, I actually
like the munchie madness.
Like where you actually made abracket of like, like popular
foods, like you put like TacoBell against Little Caesar's
Crazy Bread or something, ohyeah.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Doing it like March Madness stuff 16 different
desserts A bunch of hype peopleplaying Pictionary.
Great idea, can you?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
imagine.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
I don't know, it's a lemon man Still dry.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
It's a lemon.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
It's not a fucking lemon.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Oh man, that would be fucking epic.
Oh shit, what was we told themwhat to do after the?
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Play the song closing time.
You want people to leave thePlay the song Closing Time.
When you want people to leave,yeah, everyone gets the hint.
Every bar that did it, you know.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Closing time.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Time for you to get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Yeah, and then get home Uber, taxis, whatever, and
go to bed.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Oh, bed is so cool.
I really appreciate the bedpart, you know.
And also, yeah, make sure youhave a good vape, make sure you
have a good uh, you know goodvariety.
Yeah, maybe five joints, fivebl.
You won't smoke at all, butleftovers are awesome.
Yeah, you can ball on a budgetbecause dispensers are cheap
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during 420.
Yeah, yeah, it's like highpeople's Christmas.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Yeah, oh yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
It's just an excuse, Like.
It's just like.
Right Well yeah, but you canuse any excuse.
Yeah, I stubbed my Like.
It's just like you can't reallyhide it.
You can use any excuse.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
I stubbed my toe today and it really hurts.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Dude, you need to get high, you know, I mean
Everyone's doing that, mostpeople, most people are doing
that.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Well, it wasn't that.
You said that, my wife and I.
It was upstairs a few minutesago.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
I was like hey, jen, do you want to hit this?
Oh yeah, no.
I'm like, yeah, I've been theretoo.
And then my wife and I You'venever been there.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
So he closed the door and went back out.
My wife and I looked at eachother and said, no, he's never
been that way.
Nope, never been.
He's never been that guy.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Yeah, we laughed our asses off, Dude you remember the
first time that we hung out?
After that time, we golfed.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
And you came over and I brought you over to Papa's
house, well, and we got baked asshit.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Yeah, we did, I did, you didn't know.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
I mean, dude, I'm went back and smoked another one
and I showed him the show Tedon Peacock.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Yeah, yeah, I was done, son Holy shit.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Well, hi there how you doing.
That episode was so bad, Dude.
That show was great, though itwas great.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
It was oh man, that's a guy that writes Family Guy.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
I knew it would be good.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Yeah, so the other time that always gets me is that
first day at the Bart BauerBash.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Were you just so stoned?
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Oh, my God, Dude, when we got up there.
So there was five of us thatgot up there first, right.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Me you, danny Papa.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Dave Matt.
I don't remember who the fifthone was at first Call the roll.
I don't remember a lot of thatweekend, dude.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
There's a reason I can't recall.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
But anyway, but we got there.
There's five of us andeverybody was supposed to bring
their own joint or whatever, andwe lit them all up at the same
time, and so you never didn'thave something in your hand,
(37:31):
yeah, until they were gone.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
That's how it should be.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Oh my God, dude, I was wrecked after that Wrecked.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Yeah, we had a joint orgy.
Oh my God.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
That was crazy, though, yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
It was almost.
No, it was perfect.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
That was nuts.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
It was a great time.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
I've never in my life smoked that much.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Never Until this year .
Speaker 1 (37:59):
I mean that time.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
The place we're going this year is Baller.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Seriously, yeah, shit , I'm sure it'll be a blast.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Oh yeah, we'll be feeling like we do right now A
lot With good people around Me,and Pop are about to go to ACDC.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Yeah, you said that At.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Ford Field.
Nice It'll be fucking great.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
That is cool.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
They're old as shit.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Brian Johnson's like 70-something 72?
Yeah, 78?
Yeah like 70, something 72.
Yeah, 78.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Yeah, you were showing me a video of their when
they were out on stage.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
They look good though .
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Yeah, all right, well , I've got, we've got a top five
tonight.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
You go first.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
We got our pot names, strain names.
We got some.
We got some good ones.
I I I can't wait to hear yours,dude.
I cannot wait because I knowthey're gonna be balling they're
gonna be bangers, man, they'regreat uh, mine are probably not,
but so my first one.
(39:10):
So for the uh music lover inour uh fan club we'll say, not
that we have a fan club, but ourgroup if, if we had one.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Dank sinatra, dude right right that's it that's a
good strain name.
It's calm, it's dead.
It's Dank, sinatra.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Okay, I've got like 10 of these.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
I wonder if there is a Dank Sinatra.
I've never heard of that.
That'd be so cool.
It would be Wow.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
But for the music lovers out there.
Oh yeah, for the kids, for thenext one.
For the kids Next one is ifyou're a traveler you know, you
like to travel the world and youlike to travel the us?
We've got baked alaska bakedalaska.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Yeah, I like, I like alaska baked alaska is actually
a dessert is it?
Yeah, wow, is it like awindmill cookie?
Speaker 1 (40:13):
no, I don't think so.
Is it like?
Speaker 2 (40:14):
a windmill cookie?
No, I don't think so.
Is it like a Dunkaroo?
Speaker 1 (40:19):
I don't think so.
How about chocolate eclair?
Oh man.
And for the wildlife, the risktaker Oi.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
I'm from Australia.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Yeah.
Oi, we have blunt force trauma.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
That was going to be my rapper name.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
You can still use it, man.
They'll name a strain after you.
And for back in the dayers, wegot Chronic the Hedgehog Dude.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
In the pictures him chasing rings dude.
Yeah yeah, really stoned.
Red guy with long hair Greasedback like a hockey coach.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
And oh shit, the other one I've got is Doobie
Juan Kenobi.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Doobie Juan dude Abu.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Doobie, abu Doobie For the archaeologists.
We've got Jurassic Spark,jurassic Spark.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
If you're curious.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
For the movie lover.
We've got Dazed and Infused.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Oh, that's perfect.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
And for the political-minded viewers or
listeners we have ThomasJefferson.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Thomas Jefferson.
Thomas Jefferson, that was agood last pun.
Yeah, I liked it.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
I've got a couple more.
I've got Emma Stoned.
Ooh, fuck my Brains Out.
Og Moon Dust.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
As you should.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Remind Me Kush, and I have a story behind that.
Remind me Kush, and I have astory behind this.
Remind me.
So my wife and I, we wentupstate and we had a little
experience.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
I'll say Did you guys bang in the frosty coat?
Speaker 1 (42:31):
It was something along those lines.
Was it a weird butt bar?
No, anyway, I was on the way upand then we spent two days up
north and then I got back to thehouse.
It was later that night.
We were going to bed and shewas asking me about it and I
said I don't know, remind me.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Good call, it would be even cooler, as if we
recreated it Right yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
And then the last one here that I've got is Willie
Nelson's grass clippings.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Dude, you're going to have a good time.
He's the man.
Yeah, he's.
You're going to have a goodtime.
He's the man.
Yeah, he's like 90, isn't he?
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Yeah, I have a really bad feeling he's not going to
be around much longer.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
And the other one.
Actually, we had a conversationthe other day with a couple
guys at work Ozzie, willieNelson and I think Clint
Eastwood was the third one that.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
And they're getting up there and that's going to be
a bad day when any of thosethree go.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
I know, or Paul McCartney.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Yeah, yeah, there's a few, but anyway, let's not talk
about that, let's talk aboutyour top five.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Great idea.
Brad, you ready for my top five?
Speaker 1 (43:57):
I am man.
I know I'm going to be overhere dying.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
All right, holy shit.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Dude, I wish we had camera, dude camera look at how
I numbered it.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
It goes one, two, three.
Oh my god, dude, that's perfect, okay, so I'm gonna go one, two
, three, four and five that'sperfect.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
Are you ready?
Are you gonna go one?
Speaker 2 (44:32):
three, two or one one , two three, four, five, ready
number one yeah, skunk jazz,it's not just a phase.
Mom heavy metal playing, areyou angry, confused, horny, and
you don't know why?
Then light up skunk jazz, theonly strain that smells like a
(44:54):
road kill threesome and feelslike getting grounded by Satan
himself, with notes of burnthair, hot topic, body spray and
tears.
This hybrid hits like puberty,with no parental guidance.
It's sticky, it's stinky andit's emotionally unavailable.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Skunk juice, oh my God Find it in a local store
today.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Wow yeah, I would buy it.
I thought about it.
Oh man Number two, oh mannumber two.
Hot pocket coma microwave ofregret.
Are you ready to torture tastebuds and your dignity?
(45:36):
Then you're ready for hotpocket coma.
It smells like high school anddesperation, tastes like
pepperoni flavored existentialcrisis and it hits harder than
your dad's belt in 1999.
Warning, may causehallucinations of your fridge
talking dirty to you.
Hot pocket coma, it's not astrain, it's a cry for help.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Oh man, oh shit.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Okay, Okay, Number three Div.
Number three Divorce cake.
Same wedding cake.
Happy ending.
Not included is the name of thestrain.
Love is temporary, but divorcecake Well, that's fucking
forever.
(46:25):
Baked with resentment, childsupport, tears and 32% THC, this
strain will leave you gigglingand googling all about
vasectomies.
Light it up, sign the papersand finally enjoy the peace and
quiet you've been praying forsince the honeymoon.
For when death till death justwasn't fast enough.
Divorce cake.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
Oh my god, dude, oh shit, oh wow.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
That was a good one yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
The Big.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
Leblun scheme.
That was number four.
Oh, oh yeah, life's got youstressed.
Rent's due your stepdad's anarc time to chill out with a
big leblunski the only straythat really abides Packed with
(47:28):
that sweet I-give-zero-fucksflavor and smooth finish like a
white Russian made with bongwater.
Warning you may develop abathrobe addiction after you
smoke this strain, the BigLeblunsky.
Shut the fuck up, donnie, andspark it.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
Shut the fuck up, donnie and spark it Dude.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
That was awesome.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
That was awesome dude .
Speaker 2 (47:59):
Packed with sweet I give zero fucks.
Flavor and a smooth finish Likea white Russian made with bong
water.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Where does your head pull this shit, man?
Speaker 2 (48:10):
it's all fine, I've done it.
It's fine.
You ready for number five?
Uh, trailer park thunderfucksunday sunday get ready for
redneck reckoning.
It's Trailer Park Thunderfuck.
The strain that hits harderthan your aunt's boyfriend in
(48:31):
the parking lot.
Born in a double wide, enrolledin Marlboro paper, this sativa
will give you yelling Yee-haw atthe local gas station burrito.
Don't worry that sound in yourhead, it's just freedom ringing.
Don't worry that sound in yourhead, it's just freedom ringing.
Trailer Park Thunderfuck.
Legal in two states.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
That morally questionable in all of them.
Speaker 2 (48:59):
It'll have you talking like Ricky in no time.
Oh my god dude, oh wow thestream that hits harder than
your aunt's boyfriend in aparking lot dude the stream that
hits harder than your aunt'sboyfriend in a parking lot, dude
.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Oh man, oh shit, wow, that was a good list, dude.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
I did it for the people.
That's really what I want tosay here.
You know, yeah, weed's a greatthing.
I think I for the people.
That's really what I want tosay here.
You know, yeah, weed's a greatthing.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
I think I've decided that he's still trying to decide
if it's bad for you or not.
So you got to keep testing.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
Yeah, oh shit, got to keep quality control.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
Yeah.
Yeah, it really comes down tologistics for me.
I'm a bit of a stickler.
I'm just kidding Stickler forwhat, I don't know.
That was a good top five.
I feel good about it.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Yeah, that was awesome.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
It's harder than your fucking hand's boyfriend in a
parking lot.
Born in a double-edged worldwith Marlboro paper.
So you know it's strong.
It's stronger than Chuck Norrisor Macho man Randy Savage.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
Oh shit, oh man.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
So I think we gave everybody a really good show
Either Taco Bell or WalkingTacos, it comes down to tacos.
Speaker 1 (50:44):
Yeah, it just does, but a good guide.
You know what to prepare for.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
Always have gum and chapstick too.
That's a good warning rightthere.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (50:55):
Like every time that I feel like I've heard from a
friend that it helps.
I wouldn't know, but I've heard.
I've heard that yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
So gum or chapstick.
Mm-hmm Cotton, that yeah, sogum or chapstick.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
Mm-hmm Cottonmouth.
Speaker 1 (51:10):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
Gone Really, or big gulps, huh, once again Right, oh
shit, he's a good guy though.
Speaker 1 (51:25):
Yeah, mm-hmm, I can't imagine, yep.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
Wow, feels like we really nailed that.
Speaker 1 (51:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
But yeah, A little Easter egg hunt, then some
walking tacos, then a funnymovie, then a dessert with some
nerd ropes and shit.
You're fucking banging.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
You've nailed it.
Speaker 1 (51:49):
You know, if you invite people over to the party
and you have Taco Bell, you're ahero already.
Speaker 2 (51:55):
Oh, dude, you might as well play a trumpet when you
walk in.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:59):
Yeah, Dude, I'd do Taco Bell ads for free, Like if
they're listening to us througha robot.
I just want to make that clear.
You know, Not for free but likesome sort of food, you know.
Speaker 1 (52:09):
Right, yeah, yeah, just like a lifetime Taco Bell
card.
Speaker 2 (52:13):
Dude, I'd look like Honey Boo Boo's mom.
I worked at Taco Bell.
Dude, skinny and better.
Skinny and better, just putsome better on it.
But dude all.
Speaker 1 (52:29):
I need oh shit, oh man, I can believe that.
Speaker 2 (52:37):
Yeah, because I'd be the same way if I worked at Taco
Bell.
Yeah, that's the only thingabout it.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
That's only a thought .
Is that your dream to own aTaco Bell someday?
I?
Speaker 2 (52:51):
don't know, I wouldn't want to be so down with
the brand that I get offendedby their bags.
You know, like people arewalking by with McDonald's bags,
like you made a wrong choice,why don't you sit down?
We can talk about it, right?
Yeah, yeah, I'm thinking Arby's.
Are you fucking kidding?
Speaker 1 (53:08):
me right I'm thinking we're not friends you know like
, yeah, that's true, you, youwould uh, but you know what I
mean, your kind of people yeahthey're gonna flock to taco bell
yeah, and crazy bread's a goodone, uh yeah when in doubt,
crazy bread.
Speaker 2 (53:30):
Uh, the cheese sticks from pizza hut, holy fuck bud
are those good?
Speaker 1 (53:35):
oh, the one I.
I will say the ones that arby'sare really good.
They're mozzarella sticks.
I know those are good yeah,gumby's pizza.
Speaker 2 (53:45):
If you have a gumby's pizza by you, they have a
stoner pie.
Really, it has mozzarellasticks, onion rings, uh,
pepperoni, like random shit onit.
Huh, it's really cool.
They only do it on 420 reallyyeah, stoner pie.
How was it?
Oh, it's great, I got it overhere oh shit their logo is
(54:11):
literally like that green gumbyguy, like waving.
Oh okay, it's like designed forstoners oh shit good what are
other good stoner for checkersanything?
Checkers fries, holy fuck yeahfazoles, if you're lucky enough
to have one by you.
Speaker 1 (54:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:29):
They're breadsticks Like only a barbecue.
Speaker 1 (54:33):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:35):
Burger King has slushies through the drive-thru.
Bingo Dude, imagine being afast food worker.
We should interview a fast foodworker after 420.
Speaker 1 (54:45):
Yeah, that's a good idea.
We should interview a fast foodworker after 420.
That's a good idea.
Let's just see if maybe one ofour listeners is a fast food
worker that would want to comeon the show.
Speaker 2 (55:00):
Do you think Culver's gets?
Speaker 1 (55:01):
hit hard, oh, but everywhere that has food.
I bet everywhere, yeah,anywhere that has food dude
Double it.
Speaker 2 (55:05):
You know, yeah, barb double it.
You know Whatever, justwhatever, barb double it, you
know Whatever we're thinking,but just trust me, barb, trust
me when I say this Double it.
Speaker 1 (55:14):
This is my third 420.
Okay, just trust me.
Speaker 2 (55:20):
I used to think Black Friday was bad.
It's nothing.
It's nothing, all right.
Speaker 1 (55:24):
It's nothing, rachel, you just wait.
Speaker 2 (55:29):
You just wait.
Wait till they get here, allright, with their Grateful Dead
t-shirts and their thong sandals.
All right, smell like somerusty, gross old hot dog water.
Speaker 1 (55:42):
All right, you wait, smells like skunk jizz.
Oh my God, oh man.
Oh my God, oh man, oh shit.
Well, I think we're about outof time there, sir.
Speaker 2 (55:57):
I think so too.
Speaker 1 (55:58):
I think we had an awesome show.
I can't wait to listen to it.
Speaker 2 (56:02):
I'm excited, yeah, I am.
Oh shit, Holy shit.
Right now is the music part.
It's like ah, bicka, bicka,bicka, bicka, bicka bicka, yeah,
yeah.
Oh, if you listen to the showprevious to this show, we did
interview someone cool.
We met her somewhere somehow.
Her name's Jen.
She's cool, and if you want toget in touch, it Rowd and Lowdy
(56:30):
at gmailcom.
Just like it's spelled.
I can't believe you said justlike it's spelled last time,
dude.
Speaker 1 (56:35):
Oh my god.
R-o-w-d-a-n-d-l-o-u-d-y atgmailcom.
Speaker 2 (56:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (56:44):
Alright, everybody Hope you had a laughable show.
Yep, you enjoyed it, give righteverybody.
Hope you had a laughable show.
Yep, you enjoyed it.
Give us a comment, shoot us anemail, get a hold of us.
Let us know how you like theshow Anything.
Speaker 2 (56:59):
That's a good idea.
Everybody's doing it.
Everyone's doing it.
Yeah, every time.
Speaker 1 (57:06):
All right, everybody have a good 420.
Yeah, everybody have a good 420.
Speaker 2 (57:10):
Yeah, dude, have a great 420.
Speaker 1 (57:13):
And we'll catch you on the next episode Bigger,
bigger, bigger, bigger, bigger,bigger, peace, peace, peace,
peace.
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