June 4, 2025 • 58 mins
Ever wondered what people in your state are searching for on Pornhub? Prepare to be shocked, amused, and occasionally horrified as we pull back the curtain on America's most private online activities.
Armed with Pornhub's search data for 2023-2024, we embark on a coast-to-coast journey exploring what each state uniquely craves in their private moments. From Washington's evolution from "sensual sex" to "milking," to Alaska's progression from "sex doll" to "anal dildo," the geographic patterns are both fascinating and frequently hilarious. We couldn't help but notice Ohio's particularly revealing shift from "small dick" searches to "cuckold" content (confirming everything we already suspected about the Buckeye State).
The revelations continue as we break down the generational divide in porn preferences. Gen Z gravitates toward hentai and virtual reality, while Boomers surprisingly top the charts with searches for "strap-on" and "gangbang" – proving age doesn't necessarily temper curiosity! We also explore the stark differences between men's and women's viewing habits, with surprising discoveries about which gender searches more frequently for threesomes.
Throughout our data deep-dive, we uncover unexpected trends, debate potential explanations, and wonder aloud what it all says about modern sexuality. We wrap up with our "Top 5 Worst Possible Searches" segment – a competition to imagine the most disturbing thing someone could find in your browsing history. Fair warning: this section isn't for the faint of heart!
This episode marks our 15th installment, with our next three shows coming live from the upcoming Bart Bauer Bash. Have thoughts about your state's search history or want to share your own theories? Drop us a line at rowdandloudy@gmail.com – we'd love to hear what you think about America's secret online desires!
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Speaker 1 (00:20):
Welcome to the Roud and Loudy podcast.
This is episode 15 and we'vegot a great show for you today.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
It's all about love.
Today, baby, it's all aboutlove.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
This is a different kind of love.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, this is personal love, this is making
yourself better.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Right, this might correlate to Eric'sic's mirror
episode, you know way back inthe day.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
What?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
mirror episode, when you're gonna put a giant mirror
on your oh yeah, dude, look atmy handiwork.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
This would correlate perfectly with that.
So me and brad are armed withsome data today for the top porn
hub searchesub searches of 2023and 2024, digging into some of
the insights of personal love.
We want to let you know thisepisode is brought to you in
part by Astro Glide.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Astro Glide.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
And also I can't say it, why not P Diddy's?
And also I can't say it, whynot Pee ditties?
Baby oil, dude yeah that mightbe.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, that's all right.
You know it's our show, so wecan say whatever the fuck we
want.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
So if you want to know what we're looking at right
now.
It's 2023, United States toprelative searches on Pornhub and
it's all the states in thecountry.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, so we only did the United States, we didn't.
I mean there's you can find outinformation for any country,
anything like that.
We'll cover a little bit ofthat, but we just thought it was
a very enlightening,eye-opening result yeah, like
(02:03):
some weird ones, I say we goleft to right, yeah, top to
bottom.
You know left to right, top tobottom like nudist.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Why do you have to search nudist oregon on fucking
porn hub?
Dude, it's the.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Of course they're naked, they're fucking maybe you
know, oregon's probablyprobably pretty cold, so maybe
they're.
Maybe they just want to seethat.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
They just want to see people walking around in the
nude yeah, and the weirder youget out there, like california
asian stepmom like how specificis that you got.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I know it's dildo ride dude.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Dildo ride hey girl.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
It's like the magic carpet ride.
Idaho potatoes it's the magicmustache ride.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
What if it was a potato ride?
Because Idaho, you know, ohyeah, dildo ride.
What is that?
Is that an affair?
Are you just like?
Oh, oh, my god, it's the dildoworld.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
It's the dildo world.
It's the dildo world.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
It's the dildo world.
It's the weird spaceship thingthat makes you feel like you're
going to barf while you're stuckto the side of a wall.
And, of course, the dildo ride.
It says seven tickets to ridethe dildo ride.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
They upped it to ten this year.
Oh my.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
God dude.
The other one that's kind ofshocking is Arizona Car sex.
Okay, yeah, I just went toArizona Hell's waiting room.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Right.
The last thing I'd want to dois bang out my wife in a car
there.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Oh, Like dude, it's so sticky.
Yeah, Hot, sweaty yeah like youfeel like you had a jolly
rancher, just like melting onyour body all day.
That's how sticky gross it felt.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I don't want to add to that Nevada Vegas.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
What the fuck.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
What a weird one that's weird Dude.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Wyoming is into goth Like dude what the fuck, Like
you'd think.
Wyoming would be into like Idon't know Sam Elliott or you
know some like Toby Keith songsplaying in the background while
we fuck.
What is?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
femdom, femdom, femdom, yeah, femdom, that's in
Colorado.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Dude, I hope the weed doesn't have a weird effect on
these results.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
You hope it's not weed Femdom.
I just want to be dominated bythis human there's.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
There's a couple people that are just like really
into themselves, like Hawaiians.
Top search is Hawaiian, yeah,alaska.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Sex doll.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Okay, I've always wanted to visit Alaska, but now
I'm having questions.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Okay, so you guys like to watch videos of just
like Veronica Well, yeah, buthonestly that if you go to
alaska there's a lot of peoplethat live out in the wilderness
are you justifying a sextile?
I'm not justifying a sextile.
I'm saying that might be thereason why there is so many
searches of sextiles in alaskabecause they're trying to see
(05:01):
what one there's's not a lot ofpeople.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
But wouldn't you want to see more people on the
internet?
Then I wouldn't want to look ata toy.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I got that in my garage.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Her name's Veronica.
She's got three settings Cool,aggressive and urban street,
where she's just spitting on adude, you know, oh man.
Street, where she's justspitting that on a dude, you
know, oh man, yeah there's someweird ones.
(05:34):
Nebraska's rub like rub whatlike rub one off, like one out,
but it could be like a body rubit could be what is a sex dick.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I mean mean, Texas is creamy.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
And.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
And everything's bigger in.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Texas, I know.
Do you think they're talkingmac and cheese?
Though?
You want your mac and cheesecreamy.
I don't know.
I don't think they're talkingmac and cheese.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Maybe it's more like a cream pie.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, I don't know anybody that goes on the Pornhub
for better craft recipes.
I don't think that's the thing.
And then Louisiana's bettercraft recipes.
You know, I don't think that'sthe thing right?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
yeah, I don't think that's louisiana's big black
dick.
Oh man, dude, if I knew thatand I was african-american, I'd
walk through bourbon street justlike a fucking boss dude.
Oh yeah, I know what you'relooking, I'd be trying to with
my wiener All day dude, all dayDude.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Iowa right Cartoon porn.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Like are they watching Lois Griffin, just get
fucking rocked.
Like what are they?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
watching Could be Ohio.
What's Ohio?
Small dick, small dick, oh mygod.
Further proof that they'refucking weird, I mean that might
be a female search.
Small dick.
Dude, if I was Asian, I'd beheading down to Ohio right now.
(07:03):
I can't catch those beads on mycock, isn't that awesome?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Right, yeah, indiana Chubby.
Oh yeah, man, michigan'sbondage.
Yeah, we're into bondage uphere.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah, bondage is in buttholes, tennessee's giantessy
Giantess, giantess.
That's likeessy Giantess.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Giantess, that's like a giant lady, so like they want
.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Like David and Goliath were like Goliath's like
a chick and she's a fuckinghuge dude.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
And David disappears in there.
Georgia, ebony solo I know Likethe.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Bible.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Belt right Like Mississippi is furry, oh yeah.
Louisiana's big black dick,alabama's fingering myself, and
you have to think most of thesepeople are dudes that are on
Pornhub.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Not necessarily.
What the fuck are they going tofinger?
If they're fingering themselves, I think it's female dude.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
You never know, dude.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
It is.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Alabama.
They've been really sucking infootball dude and these searches
might help explain.
You know like dude they can'twalk very good because they got
fucking cucumbers up there.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I have a question, Virginia smoking.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Like they want a chick riding that dick dude
while she's hitting a cigarette,looking like she just got done
rooting for Jeff Gordon, dude,you know.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
All right, florida's fantasy, southolina high heels.
That's kind of fucked up that'skind of weird.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I wonder if they like the fish in the heel.
You know, have you ever seenthat where they have like the
goldfish in the bottom of theheel?
It's classy.
Okay, what about west virginia?
Nip slip dude, we got a bunchof people that were watching the
.
Super Bowl, the year that JanetJackson flashed that titty.
They're just looking toreminisce.
Dude Nip, slip Right.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Like what is that?
Like what is that Dude?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
you're on Pornhub.
And nip, slip's what you cameup like cuddling.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Illinois Ass eating.
Nom nom, nom, nom, nom, nom nom.
Wisconsin swingers, weirdMinnesota.
Did we cover?
Tickling what the fuck is goingon in Minnesota?
Tickling, tickling, whatever.
New York Body swap.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
What does that mean?
Are you switching bodies?
We're like the girls fuckingthe shit out of the guy, maybe.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I don't know, Maybe it's, maybe, or like Freaky.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Friday where they switch bodies.
Yeah, Freaky Friday when Ithink of body swap.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
that's what I'm thinking of.
I don't know, that's fuckingweird.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
We're going to learn about it someday, someday.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
There's been wife swap, there's been family swap
there's been.
Maybe it's swapping bodilyfluids.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Thrupple in Maine.
Oh yeah, Double vaginal inConnecticut Ow.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
And weird.
That's like a double dong Maybe.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
No, that's like two dudes in the vagina.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Oh, weird right Like that's like two dudes in the
vagina.
Oh, Weird right.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Like right.
How do you enjoy that?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I mean, if you're a female, it might be enjoyable.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I don't want to rub my dick together with another
dude you do not touch tubes,that's a rule.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Don't cross the streams, you don't ever touch
tubes, dude.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
You know icon tags.
Number one you can't do in thatsituation.
Number two is you do not touchtubes, dude, and don't cross the
streams.
That is fucking Bush League,connecticut.
You know it, big ass cop.
District of Columbia.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah, glory Hole, maryland.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, yeah, like gas station.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
All right, let's go to 2024.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
All right, let's see what we're working with now.
This is getting a little bitmore up to date here.
So we're going left to rightagain, starting with Washington,
oregon, milking Washington.
What the fuck, dude.
Okay, what was it before?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Sensual sex and milking.
They need to get out more.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Oregon is now furry and California is taking a big
lead.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Friends, mom.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
It went from Asian stepmom in 2023 to friends mom.
It's like we've watched allthese videos, okay.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Ava.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Devine's killing it and we're good on it.
Nevada's still stuck onthemselves.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
They're still searching.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Vegas.
Oh my God dude.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Okay, Colorado went from Fendom to Footjob.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Dude, what a bunch of weirdos out there.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
It's got to be the weed.
Maybe they got some bad weedout there.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Arizona's now like fuck the car, dude, that's hot
in there.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
They understand that.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Right, thank you.
Yeah, navajo.
Were they hunter-gatherers,brad?
I don't remember, but Iremember talking about them in
social studies.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Look at Alaska, dude.
They went from sex doll to analdildo.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
That is a step.
That's a step.
That's a person.
That is a person, dude.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
That's still not a person, it's a dildo.
They went from sex doll to justanal dildo.
That's a chick with a beep beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep
beep.
You know, Might be a dude.
Might be a dude Dude.
You know, Might be a dude.
Might be a dude Dude.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
North Dakota.
Okay, so they went from loudwet sex and they're like we're
taking a turn here.
Lesbian strap-on sounds prettygood, Wow, Wow.
South Dakota is like so farbehind dude 2023, shower sex,
2024, hot babes, hot babes wow,oh my god, missouri dude.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Missouri went from transformation to grandma oh my
god what the fuck is going on inmissouri.
You were just there, I was.
What happened?
They call it?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Little India dude?
I don't know, that's fuckingweird, dude.
Okay, tennessee took a stepback too.
They realized that Giantesswasn't going to happen, so they
went Chubby Milk instead, youknow.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Chubby Milk West Virginia.
What?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
were they Okay?
West Virginia went from Nipslip to fat woman.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yep, okay, ohio, what the fuck is cuckold.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Oh my God, dude.
Okay, this is why Ohio sucks.
I'm sorry, but I'm okay with itLike dude if we ever tour, if
we ever do anything like thatwhich I could see happening
someday yeah.
Stay in the fuck out of ohiowith it.
(13:53):
I'm okay, like I'm, just it'sdifferent there.
Man like dude.
Okay, google what percentage ofohio votes for ohio state and
then we'll figure out thatthey're.
You know so, 2023.
Small dick 2024.
Cuckold do you 2024, cuckold?
Do you know what cuckold is?
No, it's when you're a dude andyou're married to a chick and
you watch her get fucked.
Oh, really, yes, when someonesays they're a cuck, that's what
(14:14):
that means.
It means they like to watchtheir partner get fucked Like
live.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Wow.
Yes, that's why you stay out ofOhio dude yeah, that's why you
stay out of Ohio.
Dude yeah, there's not likedude, thanks for that's not a
good place.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Thanks for Charles Woodson, thanks for the Black
Keys.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yeah, that's not a good place.
Massachusetts.
Massachusetts went from orgasm.
They were just trying to figureout how to have an orgasm
before.
Now they're going on to facesitting.
Whoa, if you want to take aseat, I'll clear a place on my
(14:48):
face.
Yeah, oh my God, new HampshireDude.
What the fuck?
What was New Hampshire beforePierced?
Now they're into enema.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Oh my God, dude, Okay what the fuck Dude.
Connecticut is getting weirdbud Ready.
They went double vaginal, whichis the tube touching that we
talked about earlier.
That's totally a rule yeah it'slike okay, okay, real, real
quick, say there was a situationright where there was a room
with one fucking bed, but it'shuge and we were forced to sleep
(15:16):
in said bed at the same time.
Okay, there's rules that happen.
I know this because I had abrother.
Okay, yeah.
Here's the rules.
You can sleep butt to butt, youcan sleep pole to pole, but you
can't sleep pole to hole.
You know what I'm saying?
Like that's a fucking rule,dude.
Right Pole to pole, fine Holeto hole, fine Pole to hole, no
(15:39):
go.
And one sleeps over the coversand one sleeps under dude.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Like that's how you avoid man tact at all time with
barriers yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
It's not like the planes, trains and automobiles
scene where they wake up and theguy yeah no, why are my hands
stuck between two pillows?
Those aren't pillows.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Oh, gross Hershey's.
Did someone get Hershey's?
But yeah dude double vaginal toqueef.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Yeah, but that makes sense.
Okay, because if you've got twodicks in you, yeah, At a hot
tub dude, now they're having agreat time.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Queefy hot tub dude.
Should have been it, Becauseit's going to come out like you
know.
It should have been it, becauseit's going to come out like you
know, dude, new Jersey peoplehate New Jersey people, so
they're looking at Turkishpeople to fuck and Iranian
people to fuck.
Oh yeah, yep, maryland, whatwere they?
Okay, dude, okay, okay,maryland matured too.
(16:42):
They went from glory hole,which of is getting your balls
blown by a stranger behind afucking curtain or something to
girlfriend, I want to meet her.
Yeah, I want to meet her nowI've decided she's cool by me.
Dude, what's up, baby, Come onthat curtain.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
You got something on your lips.
It'd be interesting to see whathappens next year.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Where does Maryland go next year?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Dude, louisiana is the place for African Americans.
Big Black Dick and then EbonyBBW oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yep Georgia's into Ebony Homemade, florida's Cubana
.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Cookhold dude.
I still can't believe thecookhold for Ohio.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Doesn't shock me.
They're just.
They're just kind of fucked upthere in maine, maine, what dude
.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Maine went from throuple to harry bush, and I
think that's progress, dude I doharry bush, just like everyone.
Pennsylvania dude everyone inMichigan in 22, 23 was a bondage
and then it turned into AmateurWife.
I feel like they figured outhey, let's watch this girl with
weird looking tits get fucked ina barn.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Pennsylvania went from big boobies to naked women.
See, they took a step back.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
They had Des Moines, iowa.
They went back in time.
Vermont went from POV blowjobto tattoo where it's like, okay,
I don't want to see her anymore.
She kept looking at me.
Oh yeah, rhode Island was doggystyle and now it's wedding.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
They really liked it.
They really liked that doggystyle.
So now they're getting married.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Dude, wisconsin, went from swingers to pee.
What the fuck, yeah.
But okay, hey, can you searchsomething for me on your
computer.
What is ASMR role play?
Adult sexual male.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
I don't know, I don't really want to search that on
my computer.
I don't really want to searchthat on my computer,
no-transcript.
But all of them up there, likeNew York, vermont, massachusetts
, new Hampshire, all of them are.
They're just kind of fuckingweird.
(18:59):
Up there, district of Columbiais riding, riding what Riding?
A dick it has to be, but it wasbig ass cop before and now
they're just riding.
I don't know, maybe they'rejust riding in the back of a
big-ass cop's car.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
ASMR.
Role play is when everydayactivities like getting a
haircut, a massage or visiting adoctor's office are performed
face-to-face like it turns intofucking.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Yeah, all right, something like that.
Okay, weird.
Yeah those are weird dude.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
What the fuck, but the the whole top of the all
those states up there it's weirdthe work dude.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Iowa went from cartoon porn to work trip.
The fuck does that mean?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
I don't know, I don't know.
Minnesota, they went fromtickling now they're into.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Uh yeah, as they should be.
So let's look at the topsearches.
The top searches of 2024 forthe United States Hentai.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yeah.
That's weird, that's likecartoon people like oh, I suck
your dick, oh, I explode.
So much.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Oh, you want Taco Bell, you know.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yes, the answer is always yes.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Rub my feet MILF.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Then it's Latina, is the next one down?
Then Milf, asian, ebony,lesbian, cream pie, big ass, big
BBC, big black cock.
(20:54):
Big black companion.
Have you seen that video?
No, big black companion.
Have you seen that video?
No, he's like dude.
No, no, you can't use that.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
You can't use that anal stepmom anime threesome big
tits, hentai latina so we gofrom hentai all the way down to
big tits.
You can almost make it a song,like hentai, latina and Mouth.
So we go from Hentai all theway down to Big Tits.
You can almost make it a songHentai, latina and Mouth.
Asian Ebony Lesbian Cream.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Pie.
It's like ABC.
We make the ABC song.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Big ass BBC.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Anal step mom.
Then we go from Big Tits toAnimation.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Which is a big one, that's up.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Yeah, that's up.
Yeah, that's up.
17 Black Furry Massage BBW.
What's BBW?
Big black women or bigbeautiful women?
Big beautiful women.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
JOI, what's that Jacking off?
I don't know what JO thatJacking off Instagram.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
I don't know what JOI is.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Jacking off.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Instagram POV Public Gangbang.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
POV is point of view.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, gangbang, blowjob, cheating, trans Wife.
Squirtingirting thick Latinaand then mature.
That kind of rounds off thesearch list of 2024.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Dude JOI is jerk off instructions.
It's for people learning how todrive their.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Toyota.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Corollas.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
This is how you grasp it.
This is how you jerk it Stroke,stroke, stroke.
Yeah.
It's like the guy on the frontof the boat Stroke, yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Stroke.
Lower the volume, make sure noone's coming.
Turn the volume up.
Stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke,stroke, pause.
Fake, walk to bathroom.
Make sure no one's awake.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
So what's the next one we got here we got Men's
favorites versus women'sfavorites.
You go over the men's and I'llgo over the women's favorites
Japanese.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Lesbian Dude.
Isn't this weird?
It is no think about this.
It's Japanese, Vietnamese andChinese.
They're all kind of E's.
Yeah, that's so cool, you know.
Okay, Like when people get itwrong, it's like but they're all
E's, you know, they're all partof the E's tribe.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
You Like, when people get it wrong, it's like but
they're all E's, you knowthey're all part of the E's
tribe.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
You're just trying to cover your ass from the last
episode.
Did I blow it?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yeah, when you thought fucking Hong Kong was in
Japan.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I knew that too.
So Japanese I'm going to goover the men's list.
Brad's doing the women's list.
We're going to do it in anensemble chorus Japanese.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Lesbian Mouth.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Japanese Weird Mature Mouth Anal.
Anal Wow that matches, wowthat's cool that girls are
getting into that.
I mean, you know it's cool, youknow it is.
Yeah, that's like a winning thelottery kind of thing, you know
.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Ebony Evening Threesome.
That's a woman's favoritesThreesome.
That's one, two, three, four,five down Threesome.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
And that involves the butt, usually too dude, so that
means they're down.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Well, anal was right above it, so yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Trans, yeah, transgender, mature, lesbian,
gente.
Oh, thank you for giving meyour cock Threesome.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
So that's just very interesting to me.
So in the men's favoritesthere's one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight down asthreesome, Five down in a
woman's favorite is threesome.
I would have thought that wouldhave been the other way around,
dude, I mean, I don't know,dude, maybe it's snowing out.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
She's looking at all the snow plows and she's like I
want to get double plowed youknow, I want to get plowed dude,
double plowed dude, yeah dubplowed, not the same hole,
though.
That was weird.
You know, like you don't touchtubes, you do not touch tubes,
not up in here don't touch thetubes, all right?
Speaker 1 (25:19):
uh, so you were at threesome, I'm at ebony hentai
transgender amateur popular withwomen.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
That's fucking stupid .
That's weird they probably wantto be being cuddled and then
when they're done, they likecompliment them or something
like wow, you really did good,you're awesome, you know big
tits big dick, asian cream pie,cream pie.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Oh, gangbang cream pie gangbang.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
That would be the worst name of a metal band ever,
no man, ever dude Live fromAustralia.
It's Creepy.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Gig.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Big oh shit.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Featuring Big Dick Brazilian.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
And French.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Bisexual male.
What the fuck dude.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Wow, Viewed more by women compared to men.
Scissoring dude.
I'll bet that's sponsored byfriskers, though that's in every
art class Dude if I was alesbian, I'd wear a shirt with
just the friskers, like thescissors.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Oh, hell, yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Duh, duh, friskers.
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
It's like you just have to give them a look.
Come on, you know pussy licking.
Oh yeah, solo male that'sviewed more by women.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Wow they want to see guys.
Jack, I want to get fingered Imean and my question to the girl
is how many knuckles do youwant it?
You know what I mean, becausehere's your first knuckle,
here's your second knuckle andhere's your third.
So are they wanting tripleknucklers?
You know what I'm saying liketriple knucklers.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
You know what I'm saying.
Triple knucklers, they want it.
Three knuckles deep dude.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yeah, three knuckles.
Find the change in the payphone.
Find the change in the payphone.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Three knuckles deep Lesbian.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Bisexual male.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Weird Reality, that's reality.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
You know what that is right?
It's like real life situationswhere people bang.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
So they're like hey, what's up?
Speaker 2 (27:23):
We're like on a camping trip.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Is that like when the plumber stops?
Yeah, like hey, what's?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
up Heard you had some licky pipes.
Or like did you order a pizza,heard?
You ordered a large sausage.
You know, like something stupidlike that threesome again,
again and then romantic andgangbang are right by each other
and I feel like that's wild tome you know like gangbang no,
(27:48):
just like those are completeopposites of the spectrum.
Romantic to me is like, you know, rubbing a flower on her titty
and like saying what's up, and Ithink gangbang is more like you
know, like you're, you know,like I can't breathe, kind of
you know, oh, my God, oh shit,like muscular men's one that
(28:10):
doesn't like.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Oh, double penetration again, yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
But it's not the same hole.
They would specify Hardcore andbondage.
So apparently girls are downfor fucking like scissoring dude
, which I think is so weird.
Dude Like you rub lip on lip.
You know, it just doesn't makesense to me because I'm not used
to that right.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
There's something that like Well, I have news for
you, eric.
Yeah, you're not a lesbian.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Well, I have news for you, Eric You're not a lesbian.
Well, we have a lot in common,so that's why I'm speaking out
about it.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
You know what I mean.
You don't have a vagina.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
I know, but like, okay, follow me here.
We have a bolt and we're usedto a nut going on that bolt,
right, and that's what makes us,you know, go.
If somehow two dicks couldfucking touch and make
themselves go, it's fuckingweird to me, right.
Yeah, but they can do that,dude, right.
Like they can put bolt on bolt,dude, or they can put nut on
(29:04):
nut and it works.
That's so cool.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
It defies gravity.
They might be scissoring with astrap on.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Oh that's neat, that's fucking science, but do
you get what I'm saying?
Do you get what I'm saying,though?
Like right yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Yeah, you know, we don't get it because we're not
lesbians.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
I'd like to learn.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
If someone wants to, you know.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
You can learn it on Pornhub.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Dude Michigan Search is going to be all fucked up
next year and the next categorywe have is a generation of the
searches for Gen Z, gen Y, gen Xand Boomers.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Gen Z is 18 to 24.
Gen Y is 25 to 34.
Gen X is 35 to 54.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
And Boomers is that 55 plus and they are getting
fucking weird.
Bud, they are.
Yeah, let's go.
So you cover the gen z and I'llcover the gen y and then you
cover the gen x and I'll coverthe boomers.
How about that?
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
gen z is like into vertical video and what the fuck
is that that's where, like youget to jerk with um your phone
like this instead of like this.
That's all it is, I'm prettysure, really, yeah wow, okay, uh
, hentai.
There's a lot of that, a lot ofthese categories it's because
(30:35):
they watch that dragon ball zand they're like I want to fuck
that like oh yeah, you know, yepyep, but really they're wanting
to fuck a guy because more thanlikely the dude created that
character.
I take bank tank.
Yeah, that's so cool.
I just, you know, I couldn't doit.
Uh, gaming I don't understandwhat gaming could be.
It's like hey, you want to playsome Call of Duty?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
I mean, maybe it's the gaming characters, Like a
lot of the characters Like inGrand Theft Auto.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
There's a lot of hookers, so there might be some,
because what I was thinkingwhen I thought gaming is like, I
pictured a guy wanting a girlto be played.
Like hey, you want to play someCall of Duty, he's like I'm
going to get a chair, you know.
Oh yeah, I'm just pouting somenoobs.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Or she could be down on the knob while he's playing
the game you know.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
These fucking noobs dude, these fucking noobs dude,
these fucking noobs dude.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Just getting down on it like a.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Like a you know Dude virtual reality.
I think that that's like thetype of porn where you're
watching, like one of thosevirtual reality headset things.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Oh yeah.
Cartoon things like the oh yeahcartoon.
Can you imagine for the, forjust a moment, the day that the
virtually virtual reality, likethe headsets, like you?
What was that movie?
Uh, demolition man with arnoldschwarzenegger no, no, it wasn't
arnold schwarzenegger it was uhthat's fun nope, nope, nope, I
(32:15):
don't know Shit.
I can't remember SylvesterStallone and I can't remember
the other guy, but they had thatvirtual reality.
They put the headsets on andthey were having sex with each
other, but it was just virtualreality, like that's how they
had sex in the movie.
It was really weird, does it?
Speaker 2 (32:37):
count, if you know.
If screw doesn't go into boltyou can't make a baby.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Yeah, but they could do it like because your brain
controls everything right, sothey were able to get there
without the penetration.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
That sounds dumb, really fucking weird.
That sounds really dumb to me.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Why would you ever want to do that?
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Why would you want to fuck in in search music on
pornhub gen z?
What is this?
Like dude?
This band sucks ass like youwant to suck this cock.
She's like oh my god, yeah,like music yeah I don't know sfw
safe for work.
Let me tell you kids out there,18 to 24, you fucking dumb
dumbs.
No porn safe for work.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
That's not a thing, it's just not a thing.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
What does that mean?
Like you don't show the face,or like you don't show the nut
in the mouth.
At the end, like, oh, it's notthat bad.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
It's all blurred out.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Yeah, it's like parental advisory, but a
censored CD.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Right yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Yeah, they.
They blur the comms, so it'sfine, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
All right, Gen Y 25 to 34.
We got FMM.
What the fuck.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Female, female Male Male.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Okay, tattooed women Parody Popular with women.
I don't get that.
I don't understand that one atall.
Popular with women?
Speaker 2 (33:52):
I think that there's got to be a category now on
there because we're realizingwomen are looking at porn too.
Where you know earlier, when itwas started, it was probably
just for men.
So it's like popular categoriesof women.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
That could be Romantic Japanese brunette
fetish.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
I wonder what kind of fetish they're into.
I hope that you're not mad, butI got a romantic Japanese
brunette fetish.
You know, weird dude, that'syeah Gen X Dude.
Okay, so Gen Z is kind of weird, like music cartoon.
Gen Y makes more sense.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Romantic.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Japanese brunette fetish Gen X, 35 to 54, and
that's, that's smart.
You know you're gonna, you knowyou search big titty
compilation, you're gonna getlike 30 videos in one right,
yeah it's just american.
Oh shit, I'm gen x dude.
I'm like speaking on behalf ofit now role, we're just smart,
(34:54):
we're just smart.
Okay, feet, I just don't getthe feet thing, dude.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
There's a lot of people, though, dude, that love
feet Like, do they?
Speaker 2 (35:02):
go up to, like you know, say they're in New York,
like do they go to the Statue ofLiberty and just start beating
off when they see the statue'sfoot?
I mean maybe Blonde Fistingdude Ooh, fisted sister.
F fisting dude oh, fistedsister.
(35:27):
Fisted sister.
Ebony threesome and transgender.
Oh yeah, weird.
That's a weird.
Group compilation, roleplay,feet.
Blonde fisting.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Ebony threesome transgendercom yeah, you guys
are fucked up yeah, well, I'm inthat group too.
Yeah, true, yeah, okay, boomers.
This is interesting this is themost interesting one of them
all, the first one of boomers.
This is 55 years old and plusstrap-on.
That's their first.
(35:50):
That's the number one search.
Then it goes to gangbang.
Naturally, double penetration.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Hand job.
Wait one second, we've got topause.
Only because of this podcast amI going to start looking at
double penetration differently,you know.
Does that mean tube to tube,like?
You know, like what Right itcould be, it could be?
We've seen that a lot on hereand it's like.
Now I wonder about the tubestouching.
(36:19):
Right, because if you're see,perfect example, if you were a
woman it'd be cool.
Right, because they're like no,we scissor and then we blah,
blah, blah.
You know we add the cream, youknow Right, but as dudes way,
(36:41):
and that that scares me.
So I wonder oh, tube to tube,yeah, grab the lube, we're going
.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Oh man we're getting french fries oh, hand job, hand
job.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
The fuck wants a hand job i't know.
When's the last time you had agood hand job where you're like
this is awesome.
It's been a long time.
I've never had a good hand jobActually, I have recently.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yeah yeah, the only good hand job I've had is one
I've given myself, right, right,you know, yeah, touche, and
that's what we're talking aboutBBW.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
That could either be Big Beautiful Woman or Big Black
Woman.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
It could be Either or .
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Or, like BB King's wife, dude BBW.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
And then the next one is vintage.
What's vintage I?
Speaker 2 (37:35):
think that it's like I don't know.
Like that must be, they'relooking for people that are
having sex, that they're orthey're like fucking on Richard
Nixon pictures or something Like.
We're at a vinyl shop Fingering.
I'm going to finger, bang, bangyou and once again with the
fingering.
Okay.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
We got a knuckle here Got aering.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Okay, we got a knuckle here.
Got a knuckle here.
We got a knuckle here.
Are they looking for a tripleknuckler, a single knuckler or a
payphone knuckler?
Speaker 1 (38:03):
I've seen a picture out there.
It's an older guy and his wife.
And they're standing next toeach other.
And her shirt his shirt, yeah,his shirt says I like to finger
paint, and on her shirt it saysI'm paint.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Oh my God, that's great Dude.
That's awesome.
That's about as good as ourother t-shirt ideas.
Like my vagina has no gagreflex or eat at your own risk.
That's a good one, yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Eat at your own risk.
And then our last one isbisexual male.
I wouldn't expect that fromthese voters.
That one has come up quite abit too.
I think it's a bunch of tubetouching bud.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
I think there's tube touching going on here.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Tube touching, bunch of tube touching that's weird.
Yeah, that makes me reallywonder.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
I'm going to touch some tubes.
Only got $5 in my pocket.
And then we have the mostviewed categories of 2024, right
, or did we already go over that?
We did, we did.
We already covered that no, wedidn't.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
We didn't.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
This one.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Oh, we did the most searched terms of 2024.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Most viewed categories.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Yeah, most viewed categories this is our last one.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Which makes sense.
Anal.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Japanese.
That's come up quite a bit too.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
That's interesting.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
I wonder what it is about Japanese.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Oh, I suck your dick so good, I enjoy it so good.
I think it's more of a I don'tknow maybe a fantasy, but it
also not being weird, but italso could be related to all the
hentai stuff that's going onhere.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
oh, yeah right yeah, that's a, that's true that's a
close second right.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Let's like nickel back to daughtry.
Not much, not much differentyou know right.
And then there's a lesbian,mature, ebony, transgender,
that's uh, that's come up yeah,and I just want to know to no,
I'm not going down that road.
Hentai amateur, popular withwomen again yeah it's like it
(40:14):
must be, that must be a categorythat people pull out of their
pocket to get their wife towatch porn oh, that could be I
just solved it solved it.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
You know, solved it like you solved this straw.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Oh dude, I'm straw, master, asian again, big tits
cream Cream pie.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Yeah, verified amateurs.
Okay, how are they?
Speaker 2 (40:42):
verifying that they're amateurs.
Not a lot of people havewatched the video.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
That doesn't mean that they're amateurs.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
And I'd like to admit that none of the searchers from
Ohio made it into the topcategories.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
I don't see small dick or cuckold here, no, no,
and then we've got big dick.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
Verified amateurs again no that's.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
We've got to go down a big.
After big dick, it's big ass.
Oh, and then public gangbang,public gangbang.
Those are right next to eachother.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
That sounds like somebody left a Prius in a
parking lot and a bunch ofhomeless guys and girls were
like let's fuck in this Prius.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Yeah, there's public gangbang and then bondage, so
all three of those are kind ofyou could have a public gangbang
bondage, female orgasm.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Sounds like somebody's searching.
That's like 14.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
You know, yeah, brazilian, brazilian, french
female orgasm and Brazilianrounds out the bottom of the
list, wow.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
That's weird.
Milf is cool, anal is cool.
I understand that Japanese.
Yeah, milf is cool, anal iscool, I understand that Japanese
.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Yeah, not sure about that.
Lesbian obviously.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
Yeah, dude, and it's sponsored by Friskers Dude.
What the fuck man?
This is so weird when you lookat it.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
It is when you put it all together and all the data.
There's a lot of people thatare into Japanese hentai and
anal.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
MILF is a huge thing too.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
MILF and.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
I believe that was started from American Pie.
Yeah, stifler's mom.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Yep Stifler's mom.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
MILF, milf, milf.
Yeah, stifler's mom, yep,stifler's mom.
No, no, no.
That video, that movie, thosemovies supposedly take place in
grand rapids.
East great falls is east grandrapids really yeah, so
technically jim fucked that piein michigan dude then came in
his pants twice and didn't fuckthe girl right after dude.
Think about that guy's legacy,dude.
(42:55):
He fucked a pie.
Then he came in his pants twicewhile his classmates watched.
Then after that he fuckingshaves his dick and does it out
the window.
It goes on the wedding cake.
Then after that he super glueshis cock to his hand because he
starts jerking off with superglue instead of lube.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Poor guy, yeah, he's not having a good time.
He's not having a good time nobut he did get.
He did get the blowjob underthe table.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Oh yeah, that was cool, yeah I told you about one
of my dreams.
Right, I want to meet jasonbiggs in a bakery.
Dude, I'd walk up, grab afucking cherry pie.
Just start punching the fuckout of that thing.
Dude, put the lid on top.
Can you sign this?
It's your first girlfrienddon't tell me you've given up on
(43:45):
old cherry charlene here ohshit, oh man uh is it top five
time?
I think it's top five time.
So the assignment which Inailed Today Was the top five
worst searches that your wife orRoommate or somebody or partner
(44:07):
.
Would you like to go first orsecond?
Speaker 1 (44:13):
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go first, because Ithink that yours are probably
gonna be they're a little bit alittle bit darker than mine, but
maybe not this last one's soridiculous dude just so over the
fucking top so my number one.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
I can't believe I wrote this dude.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Like with my family at home, you know.
So my first one here how tonumb an asshole without someone
knowing?
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
Dude, or while they're sleeping.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Well, yeah, without them knowing, or while they're
sleeping, why they're well, yeah, without them knowing, while
they're sleeping.
Whatever way is the best way todo it.
Yeah, and that could be withyour roommate, dude, I do you
have?
Speaker 2 (45:05):
I put a ring doorbell on my butthole, dude, it would
let me know.
Anytime anyone was there, Iwould know I'd have proof and
number two two sisters, onebrother, threesome, what the?
Fuck.
No see, if that was an ohiothing I'd understand two sisters
(45:30):
, one brother yeah oh man.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
It's a whole family affair.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Two sisters one.
Oh my God, that's so rude.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
It's so dark.
Number three how to convinceyour wife to be a hooker.
Oh my God.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
Hooker starter kit dude, oh my God, With real life
instructions.
Real life instructions.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Okay, number four.
This one is bad Necrophiliaorgy, oh my God.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
Is that a bunch of dead people?
Yeah, oh my god, dude.
Oh my god, that was bad.
Oh, that was bad dude.
What is it?
We're the oh my god, morguegangbang dude.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Yeah, yeah, whores of the Morgue dude.
They show all of them.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Two of them are alive , the other one's just nearing,
like I'm easy and I'm fuckingdirty, sir it shows her like
that, oh shit.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
And then number five ShitOnMyChestcom.
Oh my.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
God, it's a whole super graphic website that all
it involves is just poop.
Dude, just like girls wearingit like war paint.
Dude riding cocks and shit withlittle curlies on their fucking
like a mustache of it.
Oh Jesus, you took that alittle too far, dude if you
(47:19):
think that's too far, wait thefuck till I get done.
All right, wow.
All right, wow so that's my topfive, and real quick.
I want to thank everybody thathas been listening and let you
know that our next coupleepisodes are going to be kind of
wild, because we're going to dothem live from the Bart Bauer
Bash.
What that means is we're goingto do a three part series.
(47:42):
We're going to be pretty fuckedup, but we have decided that
season one is going to be 20episodes.
This is episode 15, so thatshould get us to 18.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
Yeah, somewhere in that ballpark, depending on how
long we go 15 plus 3, I thinkthe last time we all carried the
1.
I think that's 18.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
And we might do a recap episode, so maybe 21
episodes you know what I meanLike where we do the 20 episodes
.
We do one that's a littlespecial, like where we go back
and look through funny fuckingmoments that happened and kind
of relive it.
Hell yeah, all right.
Well, I want to let you knowthat if the kids are in the car
or anything's going on right now, you should get them out of the
car and continue listening.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
This is not child appropriate.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
All right.
So the worst porn searches thatcan be found on my computer by
my roommate or my wife oh man, Ican't wait.
Double-fisted donut stufferscream.
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Double-fisted donut stufferscream.
Filling gone wrong dude, whatdoes that mean?
Double-fisted donut stuffersSounds like dudes are fucking
donuts.
Double-fisted donut stuffersSounds like dudes are fucking
donuts.
Double fisted donut stuffers.
The Amish plow boy butt plugadventures what the fuck does
(49:06):
that mean Amish what?
Amish plow boy butt plugadventures.
Oh my god, what does?
Speaker 1 (49:14):
that mean I don't know.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
Number three weird thing you could find on my
computer Swamp donkey cream pie.
Oh my God, is that an animal?
Swamp donkey, swamp donkeycream pie.
That's all it says.
The fourth, the fifth is justso ridiculous, dude, I'm kind of
(49:37):
geeked.
All right, we opening actthough.
Number four ready, furryfriendly german shepherd gang
bang, not with actual dogs ohman number five puke on me and
then fuck me shithead.
Oh my God, dude, I just did abunch of videos where I did some
(50:02):
puking on a chicken bag.
Oh man Wow.
Speaker 1 (50:07):
Do you want to hear the ones?
Speaker 2 (50:08):
that didn't make it.
Speaker 1 (50:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Fisting, bigfoot Clown, car orgy, the public
urinal glory hole, and then Iwent kind of in a weird public
urinal and then I went down aweird path where I was just kind
of doing movies, because I waswatching a movie and I was high
and I was like this makes sense.
So house of a thousand dildos,starsky and snatch okay, like
(50:34):
bruce almighty, but juice alltidy, dude, harold and Kumar,
bang your mouth, dude, americanPie, the Pie Strikes Back.
John Stick instead of John Wick, and instead of Top Gun I have
Top Gum, top Gun, I have Top Cum, full Moon, furry Orgy, gate Me
(51:00):
to the Moon and Back.
Now it's more categories Granny, gang Bang, ass to Mouth,
necrophiliac Roleplay.
Dude.
Like what could you do?
Like I'm alive, like not forlong.
Rigamortis Can't stop this cock, kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (51:19):
Oh my god, diaper fetish.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
What about fingering a Thanksgiving turkey?
What if that's all it said?
Dude, it was just somebody justgetting in there.
Oh man, what if someonesearched on their computer Sarah
Jessica Parker's butt cheese?
That's it.
She's the ugly girl from Sexand the City.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
Or pie fucking.
I thought that would behilarious to find on someone's
computer how to fuck a pie with.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
I bet somebody's looked that up.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
What about the Blumpkin Bombers?
Do you know what a Blumpkin is?
It's a whole team that comesout.
They're ready for the challenge.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
The Blumpkin Bombers.
Do you know what a Blumpkin is?
Speaker 2 (52:01):
Yeah, it's gross.
It's when you're getting headwhile you're taking a poopy.
Yeah, cleveland Steamer ClitQueen.
I thought it would be a funnycombo to have on there, and then
Rosie O'Donnell's anything.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
You know Anything.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Yeah, but yeah, porn's funny.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
I cannot believe we made it through that dude.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
Oh my God, I can't fucking believe that we made it
through that.
You have to realize that Iwrote that with my wife and kid
in the house like sleeping.
And I'm over here like cleanthe steamer butt bombers, cut
commander.
The pie strikes back, dude.
Like what?
The pie starts like fuckinghumans, dude, it's like.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
It just gobbles up his cock.
Yeah, dude.
Speaker 2 (52:51):
Oh my God, Frosty the snowman had a deck of snow.
He could only fuck a bitch ifher pussy was real cold.
Dude, there's got to be allsorts of weird stuff Like
imagine if they actually, like,opened the floodgates with it
and, like, showed us more of it.
It would be really dark andweird.
Oh yeah, I'm surprised therewasn't more aggressive things
(53:12):
Like what, like I feel likeAmerica's pretty angry right now
, and then everybody like I feellike it would be more like I
don't know, chain up, you know,or something.
Well, that's bondage, that's.
That's where we live.
Speaker 1 (53:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
At least we're not cuckold and small deck like Ohio
, you fucking bitch dude.
Yeah yeah, that's weird.
Or a foot job dude, like whowants to get jerked off by
someone's feet, like dude.
Speaker 1 (53:39):
There's people out there, that's their thing.
Speaker 2 (53:41):
I didn't even realize cleaning your feet was a thing,
because like I can't reach them, dude, I'm like six foot three,
I'm fucking huge.
Speaker 1 (53:46):
Dude, there's people like there's ladies out there
like OnlyFans, that just showtheir feet and they're making
millions.
Yeah, because they're showingtheir feet.
Speaker 2 (53:57):
That's so cool.
That's an honest living rightthere, dude.
Hey, what do you put on yourresume, dude, right?
Hobby Lobby Manager.
Speaker 1 (54:07):
What's this?
You know?
Hobby Lobby Manager.
Speaker 2 (54:12):
Foot Photo Foot Finish Talent Group.
Speaker 1 (54:15):
Foot Photographer.
Speaker 2 (54:18):
Manager, foot photographer, Tell me about what
you did there.
Oh yeah, absolutely.
Well, what I did there is Itook pictures of feet.
You get all creepy and justkind of look at them.
Speaker 1 (54:28):
I took pictures of feet.
Speaker 2 (54:31):
That's weird, hey you know where does it go, though,
from there Whatever floats yourboat, is it like?
Feet in sandals, or is it likefeet in ketchup?
Speaker 1 (54:42):
Oh, I'm sure it could go in many different directions
.
Speaker 2 (54:45):
Feet in maple syrup.
See, I'm just thinking rightnow of anything foot-related.
That would turn me on, Like ifa foot was inside a cheese and
steak quesadilla from Taco Belland I got nothing.
I'm turtle-showing.
Speaker 1 (54:54):
Yeah, I got nothing.
I'm turtle showing, yeah, youknow?
Yeah, I got nothing.
That's not my thing.
Speaker 2 (55:00):
I don't know, though.
Girl eats entire quesadilla,then fucks guy.
That could be cool Like I couldroll with that.
I could get there.
Speaker 1 (55:08):
Right yeah, man Girl visits Taco Bell, brings Taco
Bell home to her man and fucksthe shit out of him.
Speaker 2 (55:19):
Yeah, yeah, I like it .
Speaker 1 (55:23):
It's like your dream dinner.
Speaker 2 (55:26):
I forgot Baja Blast but otherwise you know, dude
girl slams quesadilla and feedsboyfriend Baja Blast while
fucking him.
Dude, I'd click right on that.
I don't care what she lookslike, let me enjoy this, oh man.
Speaker 1 (55:44):
Well, that's it.
That's it so.
I hope everybody's enjoyed theshow.
I've laughed my ass off.
You didn't go as dark and asdeep as I thought you might.
That's what she said especiallyin Ohio because she's looking
for a small dick, you know whileher husband watches.
(56:05):
Right.
Speaker 2 (56:07):
But I mean Brad me not going dark and deep, I'm
just.
I'm not rebuttaling here, butmy last one was puke on me and
then fuck me.
Speaker 1 (56:18):
If that is not, you know yeah, but they weren't all
like that.
Puke on me and then fuck meshithead the ones that didn't
make the list, like thenecrophilia and the rigamortis.
Speaker 2 (56:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (56:31):
What was the rigamortis one?
Speaker 2 (56:33):
I don't know, but if it was a necrophiliac one, I'd
probably call it cracking open acold one.
Oh my God.
Speaker 1 (56:47):
Cracking open a cold one, jesus Wow.
Speaker 2 (56:54):
Wow, I think we did it.
I want to thank, you know, didit?
Speaker 1 (56:57):
I want to thank I want to thank Friskers.
Oh dude, yeah, I want to thankFriskers.
Speaker 2 (57:02):
I want to thank Taco Bell, I'll do that shit for free
oh shit.
Speaker 1 (57:07):
and if you ever want to get in touch with the show,
it's rowdandloudy at gmailcom.
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Speaker 2 (57:20):
Or text us at 665-444-987.
Just kidding, use the email.
Yeah that's it for the show.
Speaker 1 (57:29):
Yeah, we're going to be live the next ones are going
to be right from the Bart BauerBash.
It's four days away now andwe're going to be right from the
Bart Bauer Bash.
It's four days away now andwe're going to be pretty fucked
up.
Yeah, it's going to happen.
Speaker 2 (57:39):
Yeah, it's going to be good, they're going to be
good ones.
Those are going to be nice.
Speaker 1 (57:42):
So we're going to try to do half-hour shows, we're
going to do a three-part kind ofmini-series.
Speaker 2 (57:48):
Probably more like 45 .
Probably more like 45.
Speaker 1 (57:50):
Yeah we're probably going to have some people sit in
and do some interviews Peoplethat are there, so it's going to
be good, a little three-partkind of cover the days.
Speaker 2 (58:01):
I did call Kermit the Frog.
He is busy that day but we'regoing to find a replacement.
Speaker 1 (58:06):
I'm pretty sure All right everybody.
Hope you enjoyed the show.
Thanks for listening.
Thanks for staying with us.
Okay, Really appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (58:18):
Peace out and make love to yourself everybody.
Speaker 1 (58:21):
Make love to yourself Episode 15,.
Speaker 2 (58:24):
we done we done.
It's now time for you to go andyou know, do your thing.
Speaker 1 (58:31):
All right, we've given you some ammo.
Speaker 2 (58:32):
All right man, all right, peace out.
Catch you on the next episode.
Speaker 1 (58:34):
Alright, we've given you some ammo.
Alright man, alright, peace out.
Catch you on the next episode.
Welcome to the Roud and Loudy podcast.
This is episode 15 and we'vegot a great show for you today.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
It's all about love.
Today, baby, it's all aboutlove.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
This is a different kind of love.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, this is personal love, this is making
yourself better.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Right, this might correlate to Eric'sic's mirror
episode, you know way back inthe day.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
What?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
mirror episode, when you're gonna put a giant mirror
on your oh yeah, dude, look atmy handiwork.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
This would correlate perfectly with that.
So me and brad are armed withsome data today for the top porn
hub searchesub searches of 2023and 2024, digging into some of
the insights of personal love.
We want to let you know thisepisode is brought to you in
part by Astro Glide.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Astro Glide.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
And also I can't say it, why not P Diddy's?
And also I can't say it, whynot Pee ditties?
Baby oil, dude yeah that mightbe.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, that's all right.
You know it's our show, so wecan say whatever the fuck we
want.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
So if you want to know what we're looking at right
now.
It's 2023, United States toprelative searches on Pornhub and
it's all the states in thecountry.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, so we only did the United States, we didn't.
I mean there's you can find outinformation for any country,
anything like that.
We'll cover a little bit ofthat, but we just thought it was
a very enlightening,eye-opening result yeah, like
(02:03):
some weird ones, I say we goleft to right, yeah, top to
bottom.
You know left to right, top tobottom like nudist.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Why do you have to search nudist oregon on fucking
porn hub?
Dude, it's the.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Of course they're naked, they're fucking maybe you
know, oregon's probablyprobably pretty cold, so maybe
they're.
Maybe they just want to seethat.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
They just want to see people walking around in the
nude yeah, and the weirder youget out there, like california
asian stepmom like how specificis that you got.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I know it's dildo ride dude.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Dildo ride hey girl.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
It's like the magic carpet ride.
Idaho potatoes it's the magicmustache ride.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
What if it was a potato ride?
Because Idaho, you know, ohyeah, dildo ride.
What is that?
Is that an affair?
Are you just like?
Oh, oh, my god, it's the dildoworld.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
It's the dildo world.
It's the dildo world.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
It's the dildo world.
It's the weird spaceship thingthat makes you feel like you're
going to barf while you're stuckto the side of a wall.
And, of course, the dildo ride.
It says seven tickets to ridethe dildo ride.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
They upped it to ten this year.
Oh my.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
God dude.
The other one that's kind ofshocking is Arizona Car sex.
Okay, yeah, I just went toArizona Hell's waiting room.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Right.
The last thing I'd want to dois bang out my wife in a car
there.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Oh, Like dude, it's so sticky.
Yeah, Hot, sweaty yeah like youfeel like you had a jolly
rancher, just like melting onyour body all day.
That's how sticky gross it felt.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I don't want to add to that Nevada Vegas.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
What the fuck.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
What a weird one that's weird Dude.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Wyoming is into goth Like dude what the fuck, Like
you'd think.
Wyoming would be into like Idon't know Sam Elliott or you
know some like Toby Keith songsplaying in the background while
we fuck.
What is?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
femdom, femdom, femdom, yeah, femdom, that's in
Colorado.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Dude, I hope the weed doesn't have a weird effect on
these results.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
You hope it's not weed Femdom.
I just want to be dominated bythis human there's.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
There's a couple people that are just like really
into themselves, like Hawaiians.
Top search is Hawaiian, yeah,alaska.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Sex doll.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Okay, I've always wanted to visit Alaska, but now
I'm having questions.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Okay, so you guys like to watch videos of just
like Veronica Well, yeah, buthonestly that if you go to
alaska there's a lot of peoplethat live out in the wilderness
are you justifying a sextile?
I'm not justifying a sextile.
I'm saying that might be thereason why there is so many
searches of sextiles in alaskabecause they're trying to see
(05:01):
what one there's's not a lot ofpeople.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
But wouldn't you want to see more people on the
internet?
Then I wouldn't want to look ata toy.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I got that in my garage.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Her name's Veronica.
She's got three settings Cool,aggressive and urban street,
where she's just spitting on adude, you know, oh man.
Street, where she's justspitting that on a dude, you
know, oh man, yeah there's someweird ones.
(05:34):
Nebraska's rub like rub whatlike rub one off, like one out,
but it could be like a body rubit could be what is a sex dick.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I mean mean, Texas is creamy.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
And.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
And everything's bigger in.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Texas, I know.
Do you think they're talkingmac and cheese?
Though?
You want your mac and cheesecreamy.
I don't know.
I don't think they're talkingmac and cheese.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Maybe it's more like a cream pie.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, I don't know anybody that goes on the Pornhub
for better craft recipes.
I don't think that's the thing.
And then Louisiana's bettercraft recipes.
You know, I don't think that'sthe thing right?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
yeah, I don't think that's louisiana's big black
dick.
Oh man, dude, if I knew thatand I was african-american, I'd
walk through bourbon street justlike a fucking boss dude.
Oh yeah, I know what you'relooking, I'd be trying to with
my wiener All day dude, all dayDude.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Iowa right Cartoon porn.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Like are they watching Lois Griffin, just get
fucking rocked.
Like what are they?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
watching Could be Ohio.
What's Ohio?
Small dick, small dick, oh mygod.
Further proof that they'refucking weird, I mean that might
be a female search.
Small dick.
Dude, if I was Asian, I'd beheading down to Ohio right now.
(07:03):
I can't catch those beads on mycock, isn't that awesome?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Right, yeah, indiana Chubby.
Oh yeah, man, michigan'sbondage.
Yeah, we're into bondage uphere.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah, bondage is in buttholes, tennessee's giantessy
Giantess, giantess.
That's likeessy Giantess.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Giantess, that's like a giant lady, so like they want
.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Like David and Goliath were like Goliath's like
a chick and she's a fuckinghuge dude.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
And David disappears in there.
Georgia, ebony solo I know Likethe.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Bible.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Belt right Like Mississippi is furry, oh yeah.
Louisiana's big black dick,alabama's fingering myself, and
you have to think most of thesepeople are dudes that are on
Pornhub.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Not necessarily.
What the fuck are they going tofinger?
If they're fingering themselves, I think it's female dude.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
You never know, dude.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
It is.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Alabama.
They've been really sucking infootball dude and these searches
might help explain.
You know like dude they can'twalk very good because they got
fucking cucumbers up there.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I have a question, Virginia smoking.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Like they want a chick riding that dick dude
while she's hitting a cigarette,looking like she just got done
rooting for Jeff Gordon, dude,you know.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
All right, florida's fantasy, southolina high heels.
That's kind of fucked up that'skind of weird.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I wonder if they like the fish in the heel.
You know, have you ever seenthat where they have like the
goldfish in the bottom of theheel?
It's classy.
Okay, what about west virginia?
Nip slip dude, we got a bunchof people that were watching the
.
Super Bowl, the year that JanetJackson flashed that titty.
They're just looking toreminisce.
Dude Nip, slip Right.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Like what is that?
Like what is that Dude?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
you're on Pornhub.
And nip, slip's what you cameup like cuddling.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Illinois Ass eating.
Nom nom, nom, nom, nom, nom nom.
Wisconsin swingers, weirdMinnesota.
Did we cover?
Tickling what the fuck is goingon in Minnesota?
Tickling, tickling, whatever.
New York Body swap.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
What does that mean?
Are you switching bodies?
We're like the girls fuckingthe shit out of the guy, maybe.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I don't know, Maybe it's, maybe, or like Freaky.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Friday where they switch bodies.
Yeah, Freaky Friday when Ithink of body swap.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
that's what I'm thinking of.
I don't know, that's fuckingweird.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
We're going to learn about it someday, someday.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
There's been wife swap, there's been family swap
there's been.
Maybe it's swapping bodilyfluids.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Thrupple in Maine.
Oh yeah, Double vaginal inConnecticut Ow.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
And weird.
That's like a double dong Maybe.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
No, that's like two dudes in the vagina.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Oh, weird right Like that's like two dudes in the
vagina.
Oh, Weird right.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Like right.
How do you enjoy that?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I mean, if you're a female, it might be enjoyable.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I don't want to rub my dick together with another
dude you do not touch tubes,that's a rule.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Don't cross the streams, you don't ever touch
tubes, dude.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
You know icon tags.
Number one you can't do in thatsituation.
Number two is you do not touchtubes, dude, and don't cross the
streams.
That is fucking Bush League,connecticut.
You know it, big ass cop.
District of Columbia.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah, glory Hole, maryland.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, yeah, like gas station.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
All right, let's go to 2024.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
All right, let's see what we're working with now.
This is getting a little bitmore up to date here.
So we're going left to rightagain, starting with Washington,
oregon, milking Washington.
What the fuck, dude.
Okay, what was it before?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Sensual sex and milking.
They need to get out more.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Oregon is now furry and California is taking a big
lead.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Friends, mom.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
It went from Asian stepmom in 2023 to friends mom.
It's like we've watched allthese videos, okay.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Ava.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Devine's killing it and we're good on it.
Nevada's still stuck onthemselves.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
They're still searching.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Vegas.
Oh my God dude.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Okay, Colorado went from Fendom to Footjob.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Dude, what a bunch of weirdos out there.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
It's got to be the weed.
Maybe they got some bad weedout there.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Arizona's now like fuck the car, dude, that's hot
in there.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
They understand that.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Right, thank you.
Yeah, navajo.
Were they hunter-gatherers,brad?
I don't remember, but Iremember talking about them in
social studies.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Look at Alaska, dude.
They went from sex doll to analdildo.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
That is a step.
That's a step.
That's a person.
That is a person, dude.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
That's still not a person, it's a dildo.
They went from sex doll to justanal dildo.
That's a chick with a beep beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep
beep.
You know, Might be a dude.
Might be a dude Dude.
You know, Might be a dude.
Might be a dude Dude.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
North Dakota.
Okay, so they went from loudwet sex and they're like we're
taking a turn here.
Lesbian strap-on sounds prettygood, Wow, Wow.
South Dakota is like so farbehind dude 2023, shower sex,
2024, hot babes, hot babes wow,oh my god, missouri dude.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Missouri went from transformation to grandma oh my
god what the fuck is going on inmissouri.
You were just there, I was.
What happened?
They call it?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Little India dude?
I don't know, that's fuckingweird, dude.
Okay, tennessee took a stepback too.
They realized that Giantesswasn't going to happen, so they
went Chubby Milk instead, youknow.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Chubby Milk West Virginia.
What?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
were they Okay?
West Virginia went from Nipslip to fat woman.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yep, okay, ohio, what the fuck is cuckold.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Oh my God, dude.
Okay, this is why Ohio sucks.
I'm sorry, but I'm okay with itLike dude if we ever tour, if
we ever do anything like thatwhich I could see happening
someday yeah.
Stay in the fuck out of ohiowith it.
(13:53):
I'm okay, like I'm, just it'sdifferent there.
Man like dude.
Okay, google what percentage ofohio votes for ohio state and
then we'll figure out thatthey're.
You know so, 2023.
Small dick 2024.
Cuckold do you 2024, cuckold?
Do you know what cuckold is?
No, it's when you're a dude andyou're married to a chick and
you watch her get fucked.
Oh, really, yes, when someonesays they're a cuck, that's what
(14:14):
that means.
It means they like to watchtheir partner get fucked Like
live.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Wow.
Yes, that's why you stay out ofOhio dude yeah, that's why you
stay out of Ohio.
Dude yeah, there's not likedude, thanks for that's not a
good place.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Thanks for Charles Woodson, thanks for the Black
Keys.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yeah, that's not a good place.
Massachusetts.
Massachusetts went from orgasm.
They were just trying to figureout how to have an orgasm
before.
Now they're going on to facesitting.
Whoa, if you want to take aseat, I'll clear a place on my
(14:48):
face.
Yeah, oh my God, new HampshireDude.
What the fuck?
What was New Hampshire beforePierced?
Now they're into enema.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Oh my God, dude, Okay what the fuck Dude.
Connecticut is getting weirdbud Ready.
They went double vaginal, whichis the tube touching that we
talked about earlier.
That's totally a rule yeah it'slike okay, okay, real, real
quick, say there was a situationright where there was a room
with one fucking bed, but it'shuge and we were forced to sleep
(15:16):
in said bed at the same time.
Okay, there's rules that happen.
I know this because I had abrother.
Okay, yeah.
Here's the rules.
You can sleep butt to butt, youcan sleep pole to pole, but you
can't sleep pole to hole.
You know what I'm saying?
Like that's a fucking rule,dude.
Right Pole to pole, fine Holeto hole, fine Pole to hole, no
(15:39):
go.
And one sleeps over the coversand one sleeps under dude.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Like that's how you avoid man tact at all time with
barriers yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
It's not like the planes, trains and automobiles
scene where they wake up and theguy yeah no, why are my hands
stuck between two pillows?
Those aren't pillows.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Oh, gross Hershey's.
Did someone get Hershey's?
But yeah dude double vaginal toqueef.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Yeah, but that makes sense.
Okay, because if you've got twodicks in you, yeah, At a hot
tub dude, now they're having agreat time.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Queefy hot tub dude.
Should have been it, Becauseit's going to come out like you
know.
It should have been it, becauseit's going to come out like you
know, dude, new Jersey peoplehate New Jersey people, so
they're looking at Turkishpeople to fuck and Iranian
people to fuck.
Oh yeah, yep, maryland, whatwere they?
Okay, dude, okay, okay,maryland matured too.
(16:42):
They went from glory hole,which of is getting your balls
blown by a stranger behind afucking curtain or something to
girlfriend, I want to meet her.
Yeah, I want to meet her nowI've decided she's cool by me.
Dude, what's up, baby, Come onthat curtain.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
You got something on your lips.
It'd be interesting to see whathappens next year.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Where does Maryland go next year?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Dude, louisiana is the place for African Americans.
Big Black Dick and then EbonyBBW oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yep Georgia's into Ebony Homemade, florida's Cubana
.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Cookhold dude.
I still can't believe thecookhold for Ohio.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Doesn't shock me.
They're just.
They're just kind of fucked upthere in maine, maine, what dude
.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Maine went from throuple to harry bush, and I
think that's progress, dude I doharry bush, just like everyone.
Pennsylvania dude everyone inMichigan in 22, 23 was a bondage
and then it turned into AmateurWife.
I feel like they figured outhey, let's watch this girl with
weird looking tits get fucked ina barn.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Pennsylvania went from big boobies to naked women.
See, they took a step back.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
They had Des Moines, iowa.
They went back in time.
Vermont went from POV blowjobto tattoo where it's like, okay,
I don't want to see her anymore.
She kept looking at me.
Oh yeah, rhode Island was doggystyle and now it's wedding.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
They really liked it.
They really liked that doggystyle.
So now they're getting married.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Dude, wisconsin, went from swingers to pee.
What the fuck, yeah.
But okay, hey, can you searchsomething for me on your
computer.
What is ASMR role play?
Adult sexual male.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
I don't know, I don't really want to search that on
my computer.
I don't really want to searchthat on my computer,
no-transcript.
But all of them up there, likeNew York, vermont, massachusetts
, new Hampshire, all of them are.
They're just kind of fuckingweird.
(18:59):
Up there, district of Columbiais riding, riding what Riding?
A dick it has to be, but it wasbig ass cop before and now
they're just riding.
I don't know, maybe they'rejust riding in the back of a
big-ass cop's car.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
ASMR.
Role play is when everydayactivities like getting a
haircut, a massage or visiting adoctor's office are performed
face-to-face like it turns intofucking.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Yeah, all right, something like that.
Okay, weird.
Yeah those are weird dude.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
What the fuck, but the the whole top of the all
those states up there it's weirdthe work dude.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Iowa went from cartoon porn to work trip.
The fuck does that mean?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
I don't know, I don't know.
Minnesota, they went fromtickling now they're into.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Uh yeah, as they should be.
So let's look at the topsearches.
The top searches of 2024 forthe United States Hentai.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yeah.
That's weird, that's likecartoon people like oh, I suck
your dick, oh, I explode.
So much.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Oh, you want Taco Bell, you know.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yes, the answer is always yes.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Rub my feet MILF.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Then it's Latina, is the next one down?
Then Milf, asian, ebony,lesbian, cream pie, big ass, big
BBC, big black cock.
(20:54):
Big black companion.
Have you seen that video?
No, big black companion.
Have you seen that video?
No, he's like dude.
No, no, you can't use that.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
You can't use that anal stepmom anime threesome big
tits, hentai latina so we gofrom hentai all the way down to
big tits.
You can almost make it a song,like hentai, latina and Mouth.
So we go from Hentai all theway down to Big Tits.
You can almost make it a songHentai, latina and Mouth.
Asian Ebony Lesbian Cream.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Pie.
It's like ABC.
We make the ABC song.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Big ass BBC.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Anal step mom.
Then we go from Big Tits toAnimation.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Which is a big one, that's up.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Yeah, that's up.
Yeah, that's up.
17 Black Furry Massage BBW.
What's BBW?
Big black women or bigbeautiful women?
Big beautiful women.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
JOI, what's that Jacking off?
I don't know what JO thatJacking off Instagram.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
I don't know what JOI is.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Jacking off.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Instagram POV Public Gangbang.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
POV is point of view.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, gangbang, blowjob, cheating, trans Wife.
Squirtingirting thick Latinaand then mature.
That kind of rounds off thesearch list of 2024.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Dude JOI is jerk off instructions.
It's for people learning how todrive their.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Toyota.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Corollas.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
This is how you grasp it.
This is how you jerk it Stroke,stroke, stroke.
Yeah.
It's like the guy on the frontof the boat Stroke, yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Stroke.
Lower the volume, make sure noone's coming.
Turn the volume up.
Stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke,stroke, pause.
Fake, walk to bathroom.
Make sure no one's awake.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
So what's the next one we got here we got Men's
favorites versus women'sfavorites.
You go over the men's and I'llgo over the women's favorites
Japanese.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Lesbian Dude.
Isn't this weird?
It is no think about this.
It's Japanese, Vietnamese andChinese.
They're all kind of E's.
Yeah, that's so cool, you know.
Okay, Like when people get itwrong, it's like but they're all
E's, you know, they're all partof the E's tribe.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
You Like, when people get it wrong, it's like but
they're all E's, you knowthey're all part of the E's
tribe.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
You're just trying to cover your ass from the last
episode.
Did I blow it?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yeah, when you thought fucking Hong Kong was in
Japan.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I knew that too.
So Japanese I'm going to goover the men's list.
Brad's doing the women's list.
We're going to do it in anensemble chorus Japanese.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Lesbian Mouth.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Japanese Weird Mature Mouth Anal.
Anal Wow that matches, wowthat's cool that girls are
getting into that.
I mean, you know it's cool, youknow it is.
Yeah, that's like a winning thelottery kind of thing, you know
.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Ebony Evening Threesome.
That's a woman's favoritesThreesome.
That's one, two, three, four,five down Threesome.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
And that involves the butt, usually too dude, so that
means they're down.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Well, anal was right above it, so yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Trans, yeah, transgender, mature, lesbian,
gente.
Oh, thank you for giving meyour cock Threesome.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
So that's just very interesting to me.
So in the men's favoritesthere's one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight down asthreesome, Five down in a
woman's favorite is threesome.
I would have thought that wouldhave been the other way around,
dude, I mean, I don't know,dude, maybe it's snowing out.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
She's looking at all the snow plows and she's like I
want to get double plowed youknow, I want to get plowed dude,
double plowed dude, yeah dubplowed, not the same hole,
though.
That was weird.
You know, like you don't touchtubes, you do not touch tubes,
not up in here don't touch thetubes, all right?
Speaker 1 (25:19):
uh, so you were at threesome, I'm at ebony hentai
transgender amateur popular withwomen.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
That's fucking stupid .
That's weird they probably wantto be being cuddled and then
when they're done, they likecompliment them or something
like wow, you really did good,you're awesome, you know big
tits big dick, asian cream pie,cream pie.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Oh, gangbang cream pie gangbang.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
That would be the worst name of a metal band ever,
no man, ever dude Live fromAustralia.
It's Creepy.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Gig.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Big oh shit.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Featuring Big Dick Brazilian.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
And French.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Bisexual male.
What the fuck dude.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Wow, Viewed more by women compared to men.
Scissoring dude.
I'll bet that's sponsored byfriskers, though that's in every
art class Dude if I was alesbian, I'd wear a shirt with
just the friskers, like thescissors.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Oh, hell, yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Duh, duh, friskers.
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
It's like you just have to give them a look.
Come on, you know pussy licking.
Oh yeah, solo male that'sviewed more by women.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Wow they want to see guys.
Jack, I want to get fingered Imean and my question to the girl
is how many knuckles do youwant it?
You know what I mean, becausehere's your first knuckle,
here's your second knuckle andhere's your third.
So are they wanting tripleknucklers?
You know what I'm saying liketriple knucklers.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
You know what I'm saying.
Triple knucklers, they want it.
Three knuckles deep dude.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yeah, three knuckles.
Find the change in the payphone.
Find the change in the payphone.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Three knuckles deep Lesbian.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Bisexual male.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Weird Reality, that's reality.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
You know what that is right?
It's like real life situationswhere people bang.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
So they're like hey, what's up?
Speaker 2 (27:23):
We're like on a camping trip.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Is that like when the plumber stops?
Yeah, like hey, what's?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
up Heard you had some licky pipes.
Or like did you order a pizza,heard?
You ordered a large sausage.
You know, like something stupidlike that threesome again,
again and then romantic andgangbang are right by each other
and I feel like that's wild tome you know like gangbang no,
(27:48):
just like those are completeopposites of the spectrum.
Romantic to me is like, you know, rubbing a flower on her titty
and like saying what's up, and Ithink gangbang is more like you
know, like you're, you know,like I can't breathe, kind of
you know, oh, my God, oh shit,like muscular men's one that
(28:10):
doesn't like.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Oh, double penetration again, yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
But it's not the same hole.
They would specify Hardcore andbondage.
So apparently girls are downfor fucking like scissoring dude
, which I think is so weird.
Dude Like you rub lip on lip.
You know, it just doesn't makesense to me because I'm not used
to that right.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
There's something that like Well, I have news for
you, eric.
Yeah, you're not a lesbian.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Well, I have news for you, Eric You're not a lesbian.
Well, we have a lot in common,so that's why I'm speaking out
about it.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
You know what I mean.
You don't have a vagina.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
I know, but like, okay, follow me here.
We have a bolt and we're usedto a nut going on that bolt,
right, and that's what makes us,you know, go.
If somehow two dicks couldfucking touch and make
themselves go, it's fuckingweird to me, right.
Yeah, but they can do that,dude, right.
Like they can put bolt on bolt,dude, or they can put nut on
(29:04):
nut and it works.
That's so cool.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
It defies gravity.
They might be scissoring with astrap on.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Oh that's neat, that's fucking science, but do
you get what I'm saying?
Do you get what I'm saying,though?
Like right yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Yeah, you know, we don't get it because we're not
lesbians.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
I'd like to learn.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
If someone wants to, you know.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
You can learn it on Pornhub.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Dude Michigan Search is going to be all fucked up
next year and the next categorywe have is a generation of the
searches for Gen Z, gen Y, gen Xand Boomers.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Gen Z is 18 to 24.
Gen Y is 25 to 34.
Gen X is 35 to 54.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
And Boomers is that 55 plus and they are getting
fucking weird.
Bud, they are.
Yeah, let's go.
So you cover the gen z and I'llcover the gen y and then you
cover the gen x and I'll coverthe boomers.
How about that?
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
gen z is like into vertical video and what the fuck
is that that's where, like youget to jerk with um your phone
like this instead of like this.
That's all it is, I'm prettysure, really, yeah wow, okay, uh
, hentai.
There's a lot of that, a lot ofthese categories it's because
(30:35):
they watch that dragon ball zand they're like I want to fuck
that like oh yeah, you know, yepyep, but really they're wanting
to fuck a guy because more thanlikely the dude created that
character.
I take bank tank.
Yeah, that's so cool.
I just, you know, I couldn't doit.
Uh, gaming I don't understandwhat gaming could be.
It's like hey, you want to playsome Call of Duty?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
I mean, maybe it's the gaming characters, Like a
lot of the characters Like inGrand Theft Auto.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
There's a lot of hookers, so there might be some,
because what I was thinkingwhen I thought gaming is like, I
pictured a guy wanting a girlto be played.
Like hey, you want to play someCall of Duty, he's like I'm
going to get a chair, you know.
Oh yeah, I'm just pouting somenoobs.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Or she could be down on the knob while he's playing
the game you know.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
These fucking noobs dude, these fucking noobs dude,
these fucking noobs dude.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Just getting down on it like a.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Like a you know Dude virtual reality.
I think that that's like thetype of porn where you're
watching, like one of thosevirtual reality headset things.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Oh yeah.
Cartoon things like the oh yeahcartoon.
Can you imagine for the, forjust a moment, the day that the
virtually virtual reality, likethe headsets, like you?
What was that movie?
Uh, demolition man with arnoldschwarzenegger no, no, it wasn't
arnold schwarzenegger it was uhthat's fun nope, nope, nope, I
(32:15):
don't know Shit.
I can't remember SylvesterStallone and I can't remember
the other guy, but they had thatvirtual reality.
They put the headsets on andthey were having sex with each
other, but it was just virtualreality, like that's how they
had sex in the movie.
It was really weird, does it?
Speaker 2 (32:37):
count, if you know.
If screw doesn't go into boltyou can't make a baby.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Yeah, but they could do it like because your brain
controls everything right, sothey were able to get there
without the penetration.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
That sounds dumb, really fucking weird.
That sounds really dumb to me.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Why would you ever want to do that?
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Why would you want to fuck in in search music on
pornhub gen z?
What is this?
Like dude?
This band sucks ass like youwant to suck this cock.
She's like oh my god, yeah,like music yeah I don't know sfw
safe for work.
Let me tell you kids out there,18 to 24, you fucking dumb
dumbs.
No porn safe for work.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
That's not a thing, it's just not a thing.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
What does that mean?
Like you don't show the face,or like you don't show the nut
in the mouth.
At the end, like, oh, it's notthat bad.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
It's all blurred out.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Yeah, it's like parental advisory, but a
censored CD.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Right yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Yeah, they.
They blur the comms, so it'sfine, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
All right, Gen Y 25 to 34.
We got FMM.
What the fuck.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Female, female Male Male.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Okay, tattooed women Parody Popular with women.
I don't get that.
I don't understand that one atall.
Popular with women?
Speaker 2 (33:52):
I think that there's got to be a category now on
there because we're realizingwomen are looking at porn too.
Where you know earlier, when itwas started, it was probably
just for men.
So it's like popular categoriesof women.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
That could be Romantic Japanese brunette
fetish.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
I wonder what kind of fetish they're into.
I hope that you're not mad, butI got a romantic Japanese
brunette fetish.
You know, weird dude, that'syeah Gen X Dude.
Okay, so Gen Z is kind of weird, like music cartoon.
Gen Y makes more sense.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Romantic.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Japanese brunette fetish Gen X, 35 to 54, and
that's, that's smart.
You know you're gonna, you knowyou search big titty
compilation, you're gonna getlike 30 videos in one right,
yeah it's just american.
Oh shit, I'm gen x dude.
I'm like speaking on behalf ofit now role, we're just smart,
(34:54):
we're just smart.
Okay, feet, I just don't getthe feet thing, dude.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
There's a lot of people, though, dude, that love
feet Like, do they?
Speaker 2 (35:02):
go up to, like you know, say they're in New York,
like do they go to the Statue ofLiberty and just start beating
off when they see the statue'sfoot?
I mean maybe Blonde Fistingdude Ooh, fisted sister.
F fisting dude oh, fistedsister.
(35:27):
Fisted sister.
Ebony threesome and transgender.
Oh yeah, weird.
That's a weird.
Group compilation, roleplay,feet.
Blonde fisting.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Ebony threesome transgendercom yeah, you guys
are fucked up yeah, well, I'm inthat group too.
Yeah, true, yeah, okay, boomers.
This is interesting this is themost interesting one of them
all, the first one of boomers.
This is 55 years old and plusstrap-on.
That's their first.
(35:50):
That's the number one search.
Then it goes to gangbang.
Naturally, double penetration.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Hand job.
Wait one second, we've got topause.
Only because of this podcast amI going to start looking at
double penetration differently,you know.
Does that mean tube to tube,like?
You know, like what Right itcould be, it could be?
We've seen that a lot on hereand it's like.
Now I wonder about the tubestouching.
(36:19):
Right, because if you're see,perfect example, if you were a
woman it'd be cool.
Right, because they're like no,we scissor and then we blah,
blah, blah.
You know we add the cream, youknow Right, but as dudes way,
(36:41):
and that that scares me.
So I wonder oh, tube to tube,yeah, grab the lube, we're going
.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Oh man we're getting french fries oh, hand job, hand
job.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
The fuck wants a hand job i't know.
When's the last time you had agood hand job where you're like
this is awesome.
It's been a long time.
I've never had a good hand jobActually, I have recently.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yeah yeah, the only good hand job I've had is one
I've given myself, right, right,you know, yeah, touche, and
that's what we're talking aboutBBW.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
That could either be Big Beautiful Woman or Big Black
Woman.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
It could be Either or .
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Or, like BB King's wife, dude BBW.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
And then the next one is vintage.
What's vintage I?
Speaker 2 (37:35):
think that it's like I don't know.
Like that must be, they'relooking for people that are
having sex, that they're orthey're like fucking on Richard
Nixon pictures or something Like.
We're at a vinyl shop Fingering.
I'm going to finger, bang, bangyou and once again with the
fingering.
Okay.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
We got a knuckle here Got aering.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Okay, we got a knuckle here.
Got a knuckle here.
We got a knuckle here.
Are they looking for a tripleknuckler, a single knuckler or a
payphone knuckler?
Speaker 1 (38:03):
I've seen a picture out there.
It's an older guy and his wife.
And they're standing next toeach other.
And her shirt his shirt, yeah,his shirt says I like to finger
paint, and on her shirt it saysI'm paint.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Oh my God, that's great Dude.
That's awesome.
That's about as good as ourother t-shirt ideas.
Like my vagina has no gagreflex or eat at your own risk.
That's a good one, yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Eat at your own risk.
And then our last one isbisexual male.
I wouldn't expect that fromthese voters.
That one has come up quite abit too.
I think it's a bunch of tubetouching bud.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
I think there's tube touching going on here.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Tube touching, bunch of tube touching that's weird.
Yeah, that makes me reallywonder.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
I'm going to touch some tubes.
Only got $5 in my pocket.
And then we have the mostviewed categories of 2024, right
, or did we already go over that?
We did, we did.
We already covered that no, wedidn't.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
We didn't.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
This one.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Oh, we did the most searched terms of 2024.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Most viewed categories.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Yeah, most viewed categories this is our last one.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Which makes sense.
Anal.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Japanese.
That's come up quite a bit too.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
That's interesting.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
I wonder what it is about Japanese.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Oh, I suck your dick so good, I enjoy it so good.
I think it's more of a I don'tknow maybe a fantasy, but it
also not being weird, but italso could be related to all the
hentai stuff that's going onhere.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
oh, yeah right yeah, that's a, that's true that's a
close second right.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Let's like nickel back to daughtry.
Not much, not much differentyou know right.
And then there's a lesbian,mature, ebony, transgender,
that's uh, that's come up yeah,and I just want to know to no,
I'm not going down that road.
Hentai amateur, popular withwomen again yeah it's like it
(40:14):
must be, that must be a categorythat people pull out of their
pocket to get their wife towatch porn oh, that could be I
just solved it solved it.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
You know, solved it like you solved this straw.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Oh dude, I'm straw, master, asian again, big tits
cream Cream pie.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Yeah, verified amateurs.
Okay, how are they?
Speaker 2 (40:42):
verifying that they're amateurs.
Not a lot of people havewatched the video.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
That doesn't mean that they're amateurs.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
And I'd like to admit that none of the searchers from
Ohio made it into the topcategories.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
I don't see small dick or cuckold here, no, no,
and then we've got big dick.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
Verified amateurs again no that's.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
We've got to go down a big.
After big dick, it's big ass.
Oh, and then public gangbang,public gangbang.
Those are right next to eachother.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
That sounds like somebody left a Prius in a
parking lot and a bunch ofhomeless guys and girls were
like let's fuck in this Prius.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Yeah, there's public gangbang and then bondage, so
all three of those are kind ofyou could have a public gangbang
bondage, female orgasm.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Sounds like somebody's searching.
That's like 14.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
You know, yeah, brazilian, brazilian, french
female orgasm and Brazilianrounds out the bottom of the
list, wow.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
That's weird.
Milf is cool, anal is cool.
I understand that Japanese.
Yeah, milf is cool, anal iscool, I understand that Japanese
.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Yeah, not sure about that.
Lesbian obviously.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
Yeah, dude, and it's sponsored by Friskers Dude.
What the fuck man?
This is so weird when you lookat it.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
It is when you put it all together and all the data.
There's a lot of people thatare into Japanese hentai and
anal.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
MILF is a huge thing too.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
MILF and.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
I believe that was started from American Pie.
Yeah, stifler's mom.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Yep Stifler's mom.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
MILF, milf, milf.
Yeah, stifler's mom, yep,stifler's mom.
No, no, no.
That video, that movie, thosemovies supposedly take place in
grand rapids.
East great falls is east grandrapids really yeah, so
technically jim fucked that piein michigan dude then came in
his pants twice and didn't fuckthe girl right after dude.
Think about that guy's legacy,dude.
(42:55):
He fucked a pie.
Then he came in his pants twicewhile his classmates watched.
Then after that he fuckingshaves his dick and does it out
the window.
It goes on the wedding cake.
Then after that he super glueshis cock to his hand because he
starts jerking off with superglue instead of lube.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Poor guy, yeah, he's not having a good time.
He's not having a good time nobut he did get.
He did get the blowjob underthe table.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Oh yeah, that was cool, yeah I told you about one
of my dreams.
Right, I want to meet jasonbiggs in a bakery.
Dude, I'd walk up, grab afucking cherry pie.
Just start punching the fuckout of that thing.
Dude, put the lid on top.
Can you sign this?
It's your first girlfrienddon't tell me you've given up on
(43:45):
old cherry charlene here ohshit, oh man uh is it top five
time?
I think it's top five time.
So the assignment which Inailed Today Was the top five
worst searches that your wife orRoommate or somebody or partner
(44:07):
.
Would you like to go first orsecond?
Speaker 1 (44:13):
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go first, because Ithink that yours are probably
gonna be they're a little bit alittle bit darker than mine, but
maybe not this last one's soridiculous dude just so over the
fucking top so my number one.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
I can't believe I wrote this dude.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Like with my family at home, you know.
So my first one here how tonumb an asshole without someone
knowing?
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
Dude, or while they're sleeping.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Well, yeah, without them knowing, or while they're
sleeping, why they're well, yeah, without them knowing, while
they're sleeping.
Whatever way is the best way todo it.
Yeah, and that could be withyour roommate, dude, I do you
have?
Speaker 2 (45:05):
I put a ring doorbell on my butthole, dude, it would
let me know.
Anytime anyone was there, Iwould know I'd have proof and
number two two sisters, onebrother, threesome, what the?
Fuck.
No see, if that was an ohiothing I'd understand two sisters
(45:30):
, one brother yeah oh man.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
It's a whole family affair.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Two sisters one.
Oh my God, that's so rude.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
It's so dark.
Number three how to convinceyour wife to be a hooker.
Oh my God.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
Hooker starter kit dude, oh my God, With real life
instructions.
Real life instructions.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Okay, number four.
This one is bad Necrophiliaorgy, oh my God.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
Is that a bunch of dead people?
Yeah, oh my god, dude.
Oh my god, that was bad.
Oh, that was bad dude.
What is it?
We're the oh my god, morguegangbang dude.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Yeah, yeah, whores of the Morgue dude.
They show all of them.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Two of them are alive , the other one's just nearing,
like I'm easy and I'm fuckingdirty, sir it shows her like
that, oh shit.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
And then number five ShitOnMyChestcom.
Oh my.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
God, it's a whole super graphic website that all
it involves is just poop.
Dude, just like girls wearingit like war paint.
Dude riding cocks and shit withlittle curlies on their fucking
like a mustache of it.
Oh Jesus, you took that alittle too far, dude if you
(47:19):
think that's too far, wait thefuck till I get done.
All right, wow.
All right, wow so that's my topfive, and real quick.
I want to thank everybody thathas been listening and let you
know that our next coupleepisodes are going to be kind of
wild, because we're going to dothem live from the Bart Bauer
Bash.
What that means is we're goingto do a three part series.
(47:42):
We're going to be pretty fuckedup, but we have decided that
season one is going to be 20episodes.
This is episode 15, so thatshould get us to 18.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
Yeah, somewhere in that ballpark, depending on how
long we go 15 plus 3, I thinkthe last time we all carried the
1.
I think that's 18.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
And we might do a recap episode, so maybe 21
episodes you know what I meanLike where we do the 20 episodes
.
We do one that's a littlespecial, like where we go back
and look through funny fuckingmoments that happened and kind
of relive it.
Hell yeah, all right.
Well, I want to let you knowthat if the kids are in the car
or anything's going on right now, you should get them out of the
car and continue listening.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
This is not child appropriate.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
All right.
So the worst porn searches thatcan be found on my computer by
my roommate or my wife oh man, Ican't wait.
Double-fisted donut stufferscream.
(48:45):
Double-fisted donut stufferscream.
Filling gone wrong dude, whatdoes that mean?
Double-fisted donut stuffersSounds like dudes are fucking
donuts.
Double-fisted donut stuffersSounds like dudes are fucking
donuts.
Double fisted donut stuffers.
The Amish plow boy butt plugadventures what the fuck does
(49:06):
that mean Amish what?
Amish plow boy butt plugadventures.
Oh my god, what does?
Speaker 1 (49:14):
that mean I don't know.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
Number three weird thing you could find on my
computer Swamp donkey cream pie.
Oh my God, is that an animal?
Swamp donkey, swamp donkeycream pie.
That's all it says.
The fourth, the fifth is justso ridiculous, dude, I'm kind of
(49:37):
geeked.
All right, we opening actthough.
Number four ready, furryfriendly german shepherd gang
bang, not with actual dogs ohman number five puke on me and
then fuck me shithead.
Oh my God, dude, I just did abunch of videos where I did some
(50:02):
puking on a chicken bag.
Oh man Wow.
Speaker 1 (50:07):
Do you want to hear the ones?
Speaker 2 (50:08):
that didn't make it.
Speaker 1 (50:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Fisting, bigfoot Clown, car orgy, the public
urinal glory hole, and then Iwent kind of in a weird public
urinal and then I went down aweird path where I was just kind
of doing movies, because I waswatching a movie and I was high
and I was like this makes sense.
So house of a thousand dildos,starsky and snatch okay, like
(50:34):
bruce almighty, but juice alltidy, dude, harold and Kumar,
bang your mouth, dude, americanPie, the Pie Strikes Back.
John Stick instead of John Wick, and instead of Top Gun I have
Top Gum, top Gun, I have Top Cum, full Moon, furry Orgy, gate Me
(51:00):
to the Moon and Back.
Now it's more categories Granny, gang Bang, ass to Mouth,
necrophiliac Roleplay.
Dude.
Like what could you do?
Like I'm alive, like not forlong.
Rigamortis Can't stop this cock, kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (51:19):
Oh my god, diaper fetish.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
What about fingering a Thanksgiving turkey?
What if that's all it said?
Dude, it was just somebody justgetting in there.
Oh man, what if someonesearched on their computer Sarah
Jessica Parker's butt cheese?
That's it.
She's the ugly girl from Sexand the City.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
Or pie fucking.
I thought that would behilarious to find on someone's
computer how to fuck a pie with.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
I bet somebody's looked that up.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
What about the Blumpkin Bombers?
Do you know what a Blumpkin is?
It's a whole team that comesout.
They're ready for the challenge.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
The Blumpkin Bombers.
Do you know what a Blumpkin is?
Speaker 2 (52:01):
Yeah, it's gross.
It's when you're getting headwhile you're taking a poopy.
Yeah, cleveland Steamer ClitQueen.
I thought it would be a funnycombo to have on there, and then
Rosie O'Donnell's anything.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
You know Anything.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Yeah, but yeah, porn's funny.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
I cannot believe we made it through that dude.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
Oh my God, I can't fucking believe that we made it
through that.
You have to realize that Iwrote that with my wife and kid
in the house like sleeping.
And I'm over here like cleanthe steamer butt bombers, cut
commander.
The pie strikes back, dude.
Like what?
The pie starts like fuckinghumans, dude, it's like.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
It just gobbles up his cock.
Yeah, dude.
Speaker 2 (52:51):
Oh my God, Frosty the snowman had a deck of snow.
He could only fuck a bitch ifher pussy was real cold.
Dude, there's got to be allsorts of weird stuff Like
imagine if they actually, like,opened the floodgates with it
and, like, showed us more of it.
It would be really dark andweird.
Oh yeah, I'm surprised therewasn't more aggressive things
(53:12):
Like what, like I feel likeAmerica's pretty angry right now
, and then everybody like I feellike it would be more like I
don't know, chain up, you know,or something.
Well, that's bondage, that's.
That's where we live.
Speaker 1 (53:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
At least we're not cuckold and small deck like Ohio
, you fucking bitch dude.
Yeah yeah, that's weird.
Or a foot job dude, like whowants to get jerked off by
someone's feet, like dude.
Speaker 1 (53:39):
There's people out there, that's their thing.
Speaker 2 (53:41):
I didn't even realize cleaning your feet was a thing,
because like I can't reach them, dude, I'm like six foot three,
I'm fucking huge.
Speaker 1 (53:46):
Dude, there's people like there's ladies out there
like OnlyFans, that just showtheir feet and they're making
millions.
Yeah, because they're showingtheir feet.
Speaker 2 (53:57):
That's so cool.
That's an honest living rightthere, dude.
Hey, what do you put on yourresume, dude, right?
Hobby Lobby Manager.
Speaker 1 (54:07):
What's this?
You know?
Hobby Lobby Manager.
Speaker 2 (54:12):
Foot Photo Foot Finish Talent Group.
Speaker 1 (54:15):
Foot Photographer.
Speaker 2 (54:18):
Manager, foot photographer, Tell me about what
you did there.
Oh yeah, absolutely.
Well, what I did there is Itook pictures of feet.
You get all creepy and justkind of look at them.
Speaker 1 (54:28):
I took pictures of feet.
Speaker 2 (54:31):
That's weird, hey you know where does it go, though,
from there Whatever floats yourboat, is it like?
Feet in sandals, or is it likefeet in ketchup?
Speaker 1 (54:42):
Oh, I'm sure it could go in many different directions
.
Speaker 2 (54:45):
Feet in maple syrup.
See, I'm just thinking rightnow of anything foot-related.
That would turn me on, Like ifa foot was inside a cheese and
steak quesadilla from Taco Belland I got nothing.
I'm turtle-showing.
Speaker 1 (54:54):
Yeah, I got nothing.
I'm turtle showing, yeah, youknow?
Yeah, I got nothing.
That's not my thing.
Speaker 2 (55:00):
I don't know, though.
Girl eats entire quesadilla,then fucks guy.
That could be cool Like I couldroll with that.
I could get there.
Speaker 1 (55:08):
Right yeah, man Girl visits Taco Bell, brings Taco
Bell home to her man and fucksthe shit out of him.
Speaker 2 (55:19):
Yeah, yeah, I like it .
Speaker 1 (55:23):
It's like your dream dinner.
Speaker 2 (55:26):
I forgot Baja Blast but otherwise you know, dude
girl slams quesadilla and feedsboyfriend Baja Blast while
fucking him.
Dude, I'd click right on that.
I don't care what she lookslike, let me enjoy this, oh man.
Speaker 1 (55:44):
Well, that's it.
That's it so.
I hope everybody's enjoyed theshow.
I've laughed my ass off.
You didn't go as dark and asdeep as I thought you might.
That's what she said especiallyin Ohio because she's looking
for a small dick, you know whileher husband watches.
(56:05):
Right.
Speaker 2 (56:07):
But I mean Brad me not going dark and deep, I'm
just.
I'm not rebuttaling here, butmy last one was puke on me and
then fuck me.
Speaker 1 (56:18):
If that is not, you know yeah, but they weren't all
like that.
Puke on me and then fuck meshithead the ones that didn't
make the list, like thenecrophilia and the rigamortis.
Speaker 2 (56:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (56:31):
What was the rigamortis one?
Speaker 2 (56:33):
I don't know, but if it was a necrophiliac one, I'd
probably call it cracking open acold one.
Oh my God.
Speaker 1 (56:47):
Cracking open a cold one, jesus Wow.
Speaker 2 (56:54):
Wow, I think we did it.
I want to thank, you know, didit?
Speaker 1 (56:57):
I want to thank I want to thank Friskers.
Oh dude, yeah, I want to thankFriskers.
Speaker 2 (57:02):
I want to thank Taco Bell, I'll do that shit for free
oh shit.
Speaker 1 (57:07):
and if you ever want to get in touch with the show,
it's rowdandloudy at gmailcom.
R-o-w-d-a-n-d.
L-o-u-d-y at gmailcom.
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Speaker 2 (57:20):
Or text us at 665-444-987.
Just kidding, use the email.
Yeah that's it for the show.
Speaker 1 (57:29):
Yeah, we're going to be live the next ones are going
to be right from the Bart BauerBash.
It's four days away now andwe're going to be right from the
Bart Bauer Bash.
It's four days away now andwe're going to be pretty fucked
up.
Yeah, it's going to happen.
Speaker 2 (57:39):
Yeah, it's going to be good, they're going to be
good ones.
Those are going to be nice.
Speaker 1 (57:42):
So we're going to try to do half-hour shows, we're
going to do a three-part kind ofmini-series.
Speaker 2 (57:48):
Probably more like 45 .
Probably more like 45.
Speaker 1 (57:50):
Yeah we're probably going to have some people sit in
and do some interviews Peoplethat are there, so it's going to
be good, a little three-partkind of cover the days.
Speaker 2 (58:01):
I did call Kermit the Frog.
He is busy that day but we'regoing to find a replacement.
Speaker 1 (58:06):
I'm pretty sure All right everybody.
Hope you enjoyed the show.
Thanks for listening.
Thanks for staying with us.
Okay, Really appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (58:18):
Peace out and make love to yourself everybody.
Speaker 1 (58:21):
Make love to yourself Episode 15,.
Speaker 2 (58:24):
we done we done.
It's now time for you to go andyou know, do your thing.
Speaker 1 (58:31):
All right, we've given you some ammo.
Speaker 2 (58:32):
All right man, all right, peace out.
Catch you on the next episode.
Speaker 1 (58:34):
Alright, we've given you some ammo.
Alright man, alright, peace out.
Catch you on the next episode.
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