July 2, 2025 • 40 mins
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We kick things off with Eric's adventures at Warped Tour, the legendary music festival that packed 80-100 bands into parking lots across America for the bargain price of $40. Picture this: Multiple stages featuring names like Fallout Boy, My Chemical Romance, The Offspring, and Avenged Sevenfold while dirt bikers and BMX riders performed tricks between sets. Eric shares his misadventures, including getting pegged in the head with a full bottle of Cherry Coke during My Chemical Romance and watching his friend Danny pass out from heat exhaustion—only to discover the sweet perks of the medical tent (free chips, ice packs, and a reclining chair with fans).
Then Greg takes us to his childhood summers in Missouri, where he and his cousins would wage miniature wars with GI Joe action figures. Unlike the tame fireworks available in Michigan (just "Fizzies and Sparklers"), Missouri offered serious pyrotechnics perfect for blowing apart action figures in spectacular fashion. These backyard battles highlight that special brand of destructive creativity that defined childhood before the digital age took over.
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Speaker 1 (00:20):
welcome to the route and louty podcast.
This is episode 18.
Holy shit, is it?
We're back?
Yeah, we're back.
So we've got a pretty good showfor you tonight.
We had some weird things happenbefore this one, but you know,
hey, we're all right, we're allright, we're back at it.
So we had to change up a fewthings.
(00:42):
So we've got funny up a fewthings.
So we've got funny stories fromour childhood and then we're
going to do a top five bestWelcome to Walmart.
Best greeter introductions atWalmart or worst.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I want to shit my pants.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
We're going for the best, whether it's bad or good,
whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I want to shit my pants.
Welcome to Walmart In that kindof fashion, right.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
So I'm going to let Eric go first on his childhood
story.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
So, believe it or not , back in the day it was always
like super fucking hot, butsomething I always look forward
to every summer was going toWarped Tour.
So Warped Tour, did you ever go?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
So Warped Tour is like an 80 to 100 band concert
in a parking lot and it's cheap.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Okay, there's like seven stages.
So there's this giant balloonblow up Yep, and it has all the
different bands on it at thedifferent times.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Oh, no shit.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
So you know what stage to go to when.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Oh sweet, Isn't that kind of cool yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
And if you time it right you can get up close.
And then the bands signautographs Like we'd always get
autographs.
We met a lot of our favoritebands there.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Sweet, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Like if they're not signing autographs for free,
then they're like at their tentwhere their merch is so you can
buy 85.
And like good bands too, like 0when I went.
We're talking like fallout boy,my chemical romance, the
offspring, uh, reliant k sensesfail.
The academy is mxpx startingline motion city soundtrack
(02:32):
sayosin, avenge sevenfold,dropkick murphy's a tree.
So like all sorts of music too.
They have dirt bikers going thewhole time.
Bmx guys like on jumps in themiddle.
Uh, but dude it was always likethe hottest time of year.
Yeah but it was always so coolto me because it was like and
that's something that you don'tget anymore right like they
brought warp to her back.
But the difference is it's likeyou're talking like a 150 200
(02:56):
ticket oh yeah back then, dude,like you used to get tickets to
that for 40 bucks and there's noseats.
You walk around so like as longas you get in the gates, you're
good yeah it was always thehottest day of the year, like it
was always like middle of julyyeah and what like.
When it says that there was thatcomerica like a lot of people
envision, like the inside of theyou know baseball field, like
(03:18):
with stages everywhere, like no,no, that's all closed off, it's
just a parking lot, dude ohshit parking lot is full of
fucking stages and andeverything you can think of dude
.
Like forever, like you can'tsee all the stages from one spot
so when they come like they,they must.
I mean it's nuts.
Think about all the security.
(03:38):
Think about all like yeah butthat's what was so cool is it
was the closest you could get tothese bands.
I had a couple disasters happen, though, you know, like one
year my Chemical Romance wasplaying in 05 and they were like
the headliner, so it was like 7o'clock so we'd been there
since noon.
We're fucking beat.
As soon as they played one oftheir hit songs dude, like I
(04:01):
think it was, I'm Not Okay.
And as soon as the drums hitlike that, all I hear in the
back of my head is this likethunk, it was a full bottle of
cherry coke thrown from all theway in the back and like the cap
hit me in the back of the head.
Oh, no shit, fucking hurt sobad.
But you don't be a bitch.
(04:21):
I mean, like you know, like I,I enjoyed the show.
You know they didn't let mesleep after, but we had a good
fucking time.
But like it was always it wasalways like a mix of like really
cool kids and then those kids,like you know, they like never
get out of the house and it'slike all right, it's 80, it's 80
of them.
Go have your time yeah get thefuck back home.
Church is at nine yeah, youknow like oh fuck, dude, but we
(04:46):
had so much fun so we'd alwaysgo.
There'd be, like I don't know,10 of us yeah be like my brother
danny tyler jago yeah we'd allgo, we'd all pile into a couple
cars.
That's what's cool, though theylet you like go back to the car
so you bring some pb and j's youjust fuck that shit up.
(05:07):
You wait till some shitty bandsare playing for the next like
two hours.
It's like yeah have your fun,you know yeah it's pb and j time
bitch dude, I went so I wentlike, like when I say I went to
it, like I went to it, like I'llbet it, I'll bet it started
early 2000s in Detroit at theSilverdome.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Oh yeah, Remember that.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yep, it was in that parking lot.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Okay, and then?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
it moved to Comerica and we thought we really moved
up in the world yeah.
But it's just a parking lotthere's nothing different Right.
Like 07 was Newfound Glory.
Alkaline Trio, all Time LowRocket Summer, the Starting Line
.
Kill Switch, engage, redJumpsuit Apparatus for Lion K
Thursday and Alkaline Trio.
(05:52):
I don't know man, I went everyyear.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, there was just so many.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
There were like 80 bands.
One day Starts at like 1o'clock, goes until like 9.30,
and then it's done.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
One year I figured out that you could get backstage
just by looking the part.
And I looked the part Blackshirt, stupid chains hanging off
.
So as soon as a group walkedbehind the fence, I just went
with them.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I got back there, I met a couple bands that way.
They were cool.
The guys at Newfound Glory wereawesome.
They were cool How'd you getback here?
I was like, don't worry aboutit, I'm back here now.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
you know, I don't know did you ever get kicked out
?
No that's cool.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I just went back in.
I'm like out of the place, dude.
The guy from my Chemicals likeI snuck back, dude, I'll never
forget this moment.
Like I snuck back and the headsinger of my chemical who ended
up getting his autograph later,it doesn't matter but, um, he
was walking the stage and he hadlike the ipod, you know, it was
(06:57):
like oh, five, like beforeiphone was the thing.
He's like bobbing his head likethis and I have like a cd
booklet and a sharpie ready togo, and he's like ignoring me.
Dude, it's like and I have likea cd booklet and a sharpie
ready to go and he's likeignoring me.
Dude, it's like um, I'm walkingwith you, I'm walking with you,
can you fucking sign this?
And he just kept ignoring me.
Dude, it's like, whatever thefuck this guy's on, I want it
(07:18):
like.
What in the world could justmake you completely ignore?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
a person.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Oh shit, they did great and I loved it until I got
hit in the back of the fuckinghead with a bottle.
You completely ignore a person.
Oh shit, they did great and Iloved it, until I got hit in the
back of the fucking head with abottle.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
But dude, it was just rowdy If I had to put a number
to it, probably 100,000, 10,000kids.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Oh, no shit, yeah Wow .
Speaker 2 (07:38):
All in a parking lot.
The kids would go crazy to theweirdest shit.
It'd be like Reliant K.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
It's like what the fuck are we?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
doing.
Yeah, mom drove us here in theminivan.
It's not time to throw down.
All right, it is not right ohshit.
Remember.
We don't have those pb and j's.
We ate those one year, one year, okay.
So there's a band, and it'sfunny because they just got
brought up again, because theirsinger was like if you voted for
trump, don't come to ourconcert.
(08:12):
It's like if you get more than500 people to your concert,
you're fucking winning.
Right now, dude, no one likesyour shit oh really anywho.
so it's a band called the redjumpsuit apparatus and this guy
on stage was I don't know.
They were playing like 6, 37sun's about to go down.
I was there with tyler anddanny and danny starts doing
(08:36):
this wobble.
You know, he's kind of justlooking around just like eyes
are starting to roll, you know,and I'm like how you doing he?
I'm all right and he's alwaysbeen that guy Doesn't want the
spotlight.
All of a sudden I look over,I'm doing this eyes roll in the
back of his head, dude and hesmacks the chicken in front of
him and just on the ground.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Oh no shit, he passed out of heat exhaustion.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Oh wow, so he goes back there.
So we we were, we were right onthe on the bar, so we stayed up
there for a little bit becauseit was sick and then, um, we
went back there.
He's in his tent, dude, andhe's got like, okay, picture it
like 85, 86 degrees at likeseven o'clock still, like and
you've been out there all dayand paid for it yeah and you go
(09:21):
back to this cabana dude andit's like fully shaded, like all
the walls are down.
Danny's laying in like a fuckingrecliner chair.
He's got two fans on him, dudewith ice packs on him Drinking a
bottle like eating chips.
So we figured out that in thatmoment like if you're ever not
into a concert, dude, just godown, you get a free bottle of
(09:43):
water, and sometimes, if you'relucky, we'll just go down, you
get a free bottle of water andsometimes, if you're lucky, they
will throw in chips.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
And fans.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I'm not going to tell you when, I'm not going to tell
you why, but I've done it andit was awesome.
I went back there.
You can't prove heat exhaustioneither way, right?
You just look a little flush,okay I am.
You know you can't prove he'dexhausted either way.
Right, you just look a littleflush, okay I am.
Yeah, drink some water and getback out there, dude, it's great
(10:11):
try it at like one of thoseunofficial places.
Dude like go see a concert at afair right, where they don't
normally do it.
They do it like once a yeargood place to go.
They had chips fair, where theydon't normally do it.
They do it like once a year,good place to go.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
They had chips.
Oh my god, dude, I got to pickmy kind of chips.
Oh my god.
I went cooler ranch oh my god,I can't believe you did that
shit Just once, oh wow.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Totally worth it.
I haven't done it since.
I've been buying seeds.
I'm old, I get it.
You know that kind of thing Istill want to go.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah, but I'm old, I get it, yeah, like I couldn't go
, go yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
But I'm old, I get it .
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Like I couldn't go to this anymore, like if we were
out in a parking lot for like 12hours.
Dude eat a dick.
No way you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Okay, dude, it's July 24th, it's at Comerica.
It starts at 11 am, it getsover at 11 pm and it gets over
at 11 pm.
You don't.
Do they have a cabana?
Do they have a place where Ican get?
Like, how are their medicalattempts?
Do they have chips?
I just I don't.
(11:36):
You just stay there all day ofday.
Oh shit, dude, your favoriteband's on man, they're killing
it.
I was like it's cool, I'mwatching them on the monitor.
What's it doing?
Greg?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Oh shit.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Oh man, you guys have all tried hot tubs.
Have you ever tried a cold tub?
I have Great time.
Yeah, I haven't done that inyears, but it was awesome.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Oh man.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Last mishap at a concert I remember was Well shit
.
I just went to a concert inArizona that started at like
three and it went to like tenand me and Jack nailed it.
That's when that guy picked usup and I thought we were gonna
die yeah we didn't die youdidn't die, it's good oh man, he
(12:21):
did his job right, better thanthat Taco Bell lady.
She forgot to buy her a blast.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Who does that?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah, a heathen.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Oh shit, so my story.
So when I was a kid growing up,my cousins would always come up
from Missouri and spend thesummer, basically with me.
How old were you?
Oh, it was from the time I wasborn, dude.
I mean, they came up all thetime.
It was my mom's brother.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
How many in the family.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
They have five.
Well, my uncle, he was actuallyin the Army.
I have five.
Well, my uncle, he was actuallyin the Army and once he got out
he got real sick and he diedfrom Shit.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I don't remember exactly what it was.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
It might have been Agent Orange, it might have been
in that kind of thing.
But I was young, I was probablyeight or nine, maybe, so anyway
, but after that, it could havebeen before that, I'm sure, I
just don't remember.
But they came up, my aunt andmy cousin, my three cousins, and
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two of them would end upstaying with me for the summer.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
The whole summer.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah, pretty much.
I mean it may not have been.
Maybe it was a couple threeweeks, what?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
kind of jobs did they have?
Damn Huh, the parents.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
No, they would go back home, it was just the kids,
just my kids, yeah.
So they'd go back home and thenwe would end up going down
there, I think, to drop them off.
So they would come up, bringtheir kids and they'd visit at
our place and then we'd go downand visit them at the end of the
summer.
That was our yearly trip thatwe took.
(14:18):
So but when we were down there,you remember GI Joe's.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah.
So my one cousin, he had awhole Like the ones you blow up
with M80s yeah dude, that was mystory, man.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
That's what I'm going to talk about Really.
Yeah, so my cousin had a hugecollection of GI Joe's and I
don't remember which one it was,but yeah, we would take them
out.
So in Missouri at that time youcould get some really good
fireworks and they were legaldown there.
You come to Michigan and wejust for a long time we just had
(15:00):
Fizzies and Sparklers and shit,that's all we had.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah, dude, those stupid like pretty pig.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yeah, you let it in, it just goes vee.
Yeah, but they've changed that.
So, yeah, you can blow up theneighborhood now I don't know
how far it goes, but I don'teven do it anymore.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
My kids are, you can buy mortars like the big old oh
really, oh yeah to go into oneof those stores now and it's
like they always play like thetoby keith, like I'm an american
man, I got my F-150.
And they got like coming nowspecials like 275.
Oh yeah, blow up the party.
(15:36):
25 live rounds, 40, blah, blah,blah.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
So anyway, so we'd go down there and we could get,
we'd go.
We always go to the fireworksshows.
It was usually around July whenwe were down there.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
And so we got Was it Shelton Fireworks?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Shelton, shelton, shelton, I don't know.
Okay, I'm sorry, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
I don't know, dude, I was young, I don't remember
that I was young when I boughtthem and I know it was Shelton
Fireworks.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Anyway.
So, but bottom and I know it'sshelton fireworks anyway, so.
But yeah, we came back to there.
So they had a house and behindthe house they had a barn and
then they had like a, an areabehind it that was just dirt,
you know, like they wereplanning on building, which I
know that they have down there,but anyway it was all cordoned
off.
And then we'd set up the GIJoes and we had pellet guns.
(16:31):
Then we'd like pretend that wewere the Army and we're shooting
the GI Joes, you know, and thenwe'd take.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
You didn't complete your training.
Your wife called.
Here's her message.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
And then we'd take little firecrackers and toss
them, you know, because themovies around those days, you
know, everything was oh dude,back then there was a lot of
stuff going on and so, yeah, itwas that we were just two, you
know three kids that were justhaving a good time, and yeah,
you got a good crouching, gi Joe, dude.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
You could fit one of those firecracker packs right in
them, dude, if you did it likea little snake.
Oh yeah, then when you throw itit's already smushed.
You know it's already in there.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Oh yeah, His crouch is gone.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
We know that, you know.
Oh man, did you blow up a bunchof shit?
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Yeah, yeah, we had.
I mean, we had some goodfireworks down there we were
able to get.
Yeah, we were throwing I don'tknow what they were M80s or
stuff like that, throwing themlike grenades, and every once in
a while we'd kind of put oneright next to it and try to blow
it apart.
You know things like that.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
They were made while in China.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Oh yeah, I don't know Back then.
I don't know if they were madein China.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Probably Taiwan Might have been.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Yeah or Indiana.
We'll never know.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I mean, we've got our own plastics.
You know plastic facilities andstuff like that.
It's.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
GI Mo.
Now it's all the same shit, buta little different.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah .
I don't know.
I wonder if they were made inthe States back then.
That'd be interesting, oh man.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I remember my parents took us to Shelton Fireworks
because it was in Indiana, righton the border, right on the
line, and we lived in acul-de-sac.
So we're like, oh, we'reprobably fine.
So we got these bottle racketsand we'd always light like four
or five off at a time.
Well, the trick with the bottle, like, especially the bottle in
front of you, that ice moundright there.
I feel like I had to.
If you were to do a bottleracket out of that bad idea
(18:40):
right now there's no way.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
You know what I mean.
It's going to tip.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Well, my bro-, my bra still didn't think that through
and, uh, I didn't even thinkabout it.
It was just like a 20 ouncebottle of pop.
It was empty.
As soon as he lit up, thebottle just went like this and I
went running.
Dude, I was on our fuckingfront porch just staring at it
and it hit me right in the neckand didn't pop and I was like,
wow, could have died.
(19:05):
It's like there's not enoughfirepower in that to kill
anything like maybe a fuckinggnat, you know, or like a spider
or something that goes rightthere.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
But not a human.
It sucked, though.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Oh, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Oh man, we used to or my brother used to grab tennis
balls and get like a Zacto knifeand like cut up little holes in
it and douse it in gasolineovernight and then light it on
fire and play hockey.
We have so many nets with justlittle holes in it, he got in
(19:46):
trouble on the 4th of.
July for that.
My parents looked outside andhim and his friends are playing
tennis ball, hockey with a puckthat's on fire and it's going
under cars and shit oh.
Jesus oh no, nothing blew up, sowe're okay.
Oh my God, oh man, we used togo to this firework show where
(20:07):
we was at Port Central HighSchool and it was before they
got AstroTurf, so it was fine.
Now they have AstroTurf, theycan't do it.
Anyway, it's no big deal.
There's this tree that alwaysused to catch on fire.
It's like they never caught on.
You'd look into the stadium,all the trees are down, but
these three.
Every year they'd catch fire,three, and every year they catch
(20:32):
fire.
And it's like, well, hold on,folks, we gotta, we gotta
distinguish the the tree here.
All right, all right, let'scontinue with the fireworks.
Dale, show them what you got.
Two firework shows are down.
We're about to go see those ohyeah, where are you going?
go to my brother's house and helives on a lake and some dude
that's like loaded, like buys abunch of fireworks and like lets
(20:53):
him off.
I want to be there yeah, we um.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
so when my kids were younger, there was a guy that
was in allegan that he had thatsame kind of setup and he'd had
everything set up out on a toget a pontoon boat or a flat or
something.
Had it out in the middle of thelake Awesome.
Yeah, it was good.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
And he'd go for a while, wouldn't he?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yeah, he's not a one-pump chump, he's putting on
a show.
Oh yeah, yeah, this guy put ona show.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
More than a feeling, you know.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Yeah, yeah, it was awesome.
So I don't know if the lakepeople or the people that lived
around the lake, I don't know ifthey all got together and
pitched in and had this guy doit or if he was just, you know,
kind of doing it on his own, butit was cool, it was a good show
.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
I think they should form something right now, just
because of you saying that LakeAssociation, people of the Lake
Association what?
That's what you know.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
every lake house should have a lake association
people of I'm sure that theyhave an association already if
you live on a lake oh, that'scool.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
I didn't think about it, so it's fine.
That's so cool, dude maybe notevery I'm really excited to go
watch them.
Go pew pew, you know yeahthat's, that's cool, that's cool
.
And then, other than that Idon't know, I used to go to the
dude that invented the pornpop-ups house, like the first
(22:20):
porn pop-up that used to happen,like when we used to have.
Windows and gateway computersand dial up Like you couldn't
watch the prices right, make aphone call and then like
fingering or grip it and rip it.
You know.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
At the same time I went to his house, dude, he had
a whole house full of cars, likea whole barn, just dedicated to
like dope cars.
It's like fuck this guy.
Then I swam in his pool, thatwas fun and then he did his
firework show.
That was nuts.
There was so many.
He was just hitting a tabletLike a fucking dick.
(22:56):
It was back when that didn'thappen.
You know he did this wall offire thing.
Wow, I had a great time.
Crispy cream donuts before youleft Great time, whole box.
I got a whole box, oh shit.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
I said it was for my family.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
But I was by myself with a friend.
I was my family.
I ate for them.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Oh man, oh, I can't wait.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Dude.
Summertime parties are good,though.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
I can't wait to hear your top five.
Oh they, oh, I can't wait, Dude.
Summertime parties are good,though.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
I can't wait to hear your top five.
Oh, they're all right.
Yeah, yeah, I put some thoughtinto it.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Oh man, you got any other.
That was kind of my story.
I don't see my cousins as muchanymore as I want to or I'd like
to.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
I'm seeing mine on Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Yeah, we're going to a swimming party at my parents'
house.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
A swimming party.
You got to get your trunks.
You got to get your SBF 50 onyour nose.
That's when you know you're ata swim party.
Someone's got to have aGilligan's Island hat.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Some weird music playing Jimmy Buffett every now
and then.
He's not with us anymore.
Have you ever had one of thosecheeseburgers?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
No, not good.
Oh really, who else did we losenot too long ago?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
The Keebler elf.
The bell tire guy Does heretire?
I?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
don't know, the Michelin man, tony, anyway, tony
the Tiger.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Schmackums, schmackums down his, he threw
the towel in dude.
I don't even know Schmackums.
You don't even remember fromApple Schmacks Schmackums.
He looks like a frog with a haton.
No oh.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
I don't remember that .
Speaker 2 (24:55):
He's a good dude.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I'm sure.
I'm sure he is.
So do you want to go first, ordo you want me to go first?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
That's up to you.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
I'll go first.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
I understand, I understand so these are the top
five things that you could hearfrom your walmart greeter as you
walk in the door.
So it's uh kind of a little bitlike this like I put my pants
(25:30):
earlier today, I haven'tshowered since.
Welcome to Walmart.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Right, okay, so.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Top five things a Walmart greeter could say.
They could just be like whatthe fuck?
This is not normal.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Right, okay, my number one here.
Well, not my number one, butthe first one.
I'm going to talk about ButtStuff, aisle 69.
Welcome to Walmart, oh my.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
God, Nothing else Gene my family's.
Here Are they on sale.
Not again Gene.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Number two, that's tough Aisle 69.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Number two.
The pens are in aisle two.
Welcome to Walmart.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
You're old like me.
Aisle two they're on sale.
They have a slim fit.
Go with the slim fit.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
But in aisle 2.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Next to the dreams.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Okay, Number three Small condoms aisle 13.
Welcome to Walmart.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
It's got to be a couple too with kids, sir.
Small condoms, aisle 13 oh shitnumber four I'd be so fucking,
I'd be like I'm so confused thisguy's spying on us.
It was cold water.
(27:23):
I just always defend it, ohshit.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Oh man Number four, Hair growth IL-8.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Welcome to Walmart she'll appreciate it too it's a
couple.
Bill hair growth IL-8 IL-8.
Welcome to Walmart, dude.
He'd get punched in the fuckingmouth.
Oh yeah, wait till the next one, dude.
Wait till the next one, dude,wait till the next one Okay.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Okay, couple, or just a guy, this could be for
anybody.
Okay, this is my number one.
Okay, all right.
Slimfast aisle 70.
We put it in the back, so yourass has to walk there.
Welcome to Walmart.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
You can count your steps on a Fitbit, aisle 13.
I'd be so mind fucked.
Scales or aisle 14?
Oh my god, wouldn't that behorrible.
Scales, aisle 14.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
You ready for mine?
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Now remember, these are on the spot, but still
couldn't.
Number one Worst things youcould hear a Walmart creator say
right before welcome to Walmart.
Well, hello there folks.
I once ate three vaginas at thesame time.
Welcome to Walmart.
(28:57):
I'd want to know the logistics.
Show me how, oh my God.
Number two Well, you all lookstoned folks.
We're having a sale on zebracakes, sunny Delight and cookie
dough.
Welcome to Walmart, dude, thatsolves everything.
(29:23):
You know.
Zebra Cakes, sunny Delight andCookie Dough.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
I think you'd have to throw Doritos on there.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Oh mm-mm, it just depends on what mood you're in,
you know, you know what?
Speaker 1 (29:34):
that could be.
Yeah, they would fuck me up.
Cookie dough, dude, cookiedough.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Or this one would fuck me up.
Well, hello folks.
I once failed out of communitycollege study in general studies
.
Now I'm living the dream.
Welcome to Walmart.
Look at me now, guys.
Oh man.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
That doesn't make any sense what I just wrote down.
All right, what else you got?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
All right.
Number four I smoked 12 jointsbefore my shift and I can't tell
up from down or down from up,Welcome to Walmart, I'll have
what he's having, what I'll.
And what if he just said folks,the schnozberries taste like
(30:24):
schnozberries here.
Welcome to Walmart, Dude.
I would love it every second ofit.
I'd give him a five andeverything.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
That'd be awesome.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
We've had a moment.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Snazzberries taste like strawberries.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Snazzberries taste like strawberries.
Welcome to Walmart.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yeah, don't touch the produce.
You could say that.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Welcome to Walmart.
Snazzberries taste likestrawberries.
Don't eat the produce.
Gosh, welcome to Walmart.
Snazzberries taste likestrawberries, don't eat the
produce.
Yeah, welcome to Walmart.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Yeah, or what about a confusing one, like I often
insert myself into tightsituations.
Welcome to Walmart.
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
The only time two becomes, the only time three
comes before.
Two is in the dictionary.
Welcome to Walmart.
You were going to say it theother way around.
I know I was.
Did you know Jupiter's notactually a planet?
(31:33):
Welcome to Walmart oh man, oh,I hate my job, I hate my life
and I drive a Dodge Neon.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Welcome to Walmart, oh shit oh man, those are good,
those are good syphilis cream,aisle 9 oh my god, those are
good, those are good.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Syphilis cream, aisle nine oh my God.
Welcome to.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Walmart.
I thought I had a couple more,but that must have been on my
other.
Yeah, that was my other topfive.
What are we going to do tonight?
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Closest thing we have in porn is in the dvd.
Six in the city, aisle 13 inthe back.
Welcome to walmart.
My dreams are now a joke.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Welcome to walmart oh man, that would be so probably
brutally honest I, I'mhandicapable, not handicapped.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Welcome to Walmart, that would be so confusing.
I didn't say that I'mhandicapable.
I just want you to know.
I know you can do it, man.
Okay, Welcome to Walmart.
You know, just whenever youwant the conversation over, you
say welcome to Walmart.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
What if?
Speaker 2 (32:54):
we did that to like people here.
I'll.
Can you take a look at this?
Yeah, yeah, no problem.
Okay, when can you have a time?
Welcome to Walmart, welcome toWalmart.
That's when they need to stoptalking.
Just whenever anyone comes up,welcome to Walmart, turn it on
them and ask them a question.
That'd be great.
(33:14):
Ask for something specific,like weird specific.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
That would be great.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
What aisle's the pool section in?
Speaker 1 (33:26):
13.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
He wouldn't know.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
I don't know.
Let me go grab Bonnie.
Bonnie might know.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
And Bonnie knows Cliff, and Cliff, of course, is
one of them.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
You know why they're there.
Do you know why they havegreeters?
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Why.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Because the percentage of theft when you
have a greeter goes way down.
What if we turn that?
Speaker 2 (33:55):
into a beater, like he is a felon, like he was there
for beating someone's face in.
Like that's what he's there for.
He's dressed the same as themShitty t-shirt, the fucking
thing on but you know he's got apriors dude.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Look at that theft chart again.
Now you gotta go through afucking Jason fucking Statham,
looking motherfucker dude.
Yeah, look at that theft chartagain.
Now you gotta go through afucking Jason fucking Statham,
looking motherfucker dude.
You know, I once killed a manfrom one punch.
Welcome to Walmart, that'd begreat.
Did you know the human body has92 pressure points, including
(34:34):
both your eye sockets 94?
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Welcome to Walmart.
Oh shit, Just creepier andcreepier.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Yeah, dude, you want to get butt naked and grapple.
Welcome to Walmart.
You got something to say, bro.
You got fucking something tosay, bro.
You got fucking something tosay, bro.
Welcome to Walmart.
Bitch what you looking at,bitch?
Welcome to Walmart Muscle milkAisle 14.
(35:06):
You obviously fucking need it,you chump.
Welcome to Walmart DumbbellsAisle 17.
Right next to him, start withthe fives pussy oh man, oh my
god, you're too much dude Ithink that theft would go down
(35:27):
if he had a neck tat.
You know, if you had to go backby neck tat nate dude every time
, you know, and he just had some, even if he had a tone of like
welcome to Walmart.
You know, even like a welcometo Walmart, you know, like just
a weird gaze.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yeah, no one would do anything.
I don't need it that bad.
I'm just going to piss and getout of here.
That's what a criminal wouldsay.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Look at your theft chart now, bitch.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Yeah, you're not missing any.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Uncrustables.
You're not missing shirts, youknow.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Yeah, that's why they do that.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
A weird suit too, like a black, something Like an
earpiece.
So it looks like he's connected.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Like an agent.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Yeah, Nick Tatnate just made Lieutenant.
He's dripping swag.
Good, Look at this motherfuckerdude.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Oh man.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
I have a Bentley Continental.
Welcome to Walmart.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
You know, and it and it's like, oh, he's British
trained not doing that, right?
Yeah, oh man.
Yeah, you're too much dude.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
I don't think so maybe a little if you want to
listen to past episodes.
They're good, they're great,they're going and they're not
available for a long.
I'm just kidding.
They're going to be availablefor free.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
And they're on Spotify.
Most of them are on YouTube,but you've got to search.
Rowden Laudy Podcast.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Comedy podcast.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Rowden Laudy Podcast, comedy podcast.
Yeah, rowden Laudy ComedyPodcast.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Just like it's R-O-W-D-L-O-U-D-Y Podcast Comedy
podcast.
Well, thank you to everybodyfrom here to I don't know, we
have some overseas peoplelistening, that's dope.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Yeah it's, I don't even.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
I don't want to get kidnapped though or anything.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
It's been a minute since I've even looked at the
views to see how many we have.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
But you know what?
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I just I don't.
That's not what this show isabout.
You know the views or whatever.
It's two dudes hanging outhaving a good time, not giving a
shit.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
And just talking like dudes talk.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
So yeah, it just it comes.
Yeah, it's synergistic.
No, I get it.
No, it's, you're right.
I thought Danny was a goodguest.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Yeah, absolutely, that was great.
The guest today like, yeah, hehung out for a while.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Yeah, yeah, he did I wish he would have gone on.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
He would have been fine.
Oh, yeah, Well yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
He had a prior engagement.
Dude and softball games havepopcorn at all of them.
And glizzies, dude.
I'm just saying like $2 glizzy,$2 hot dog.
It's like dude three and three,please, motherfucker, 12 spot.
You know what I mean.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Yeah, oh yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Oh, and a Coke, and I'm at 14.
But I'm fine with that.
I got a $14 bill right here andit's for you.
That's for you.
I'm a volunteer.
Make it $15, bitch.
You know what I mean?
I didn't mean to call you that,debbie.
Okay, I didn't mean to call youthat.
I'm excited.
I'm excited about the local Zprices.
All right, you can't get it,man, softball.
(39:09):
There's just sunshine in theair, you know yeah right now
they're playing.
Right now, who is softballpeople?
Oh yeah, they're playingsoftball games.
Yep, yep, yeah man plays thattoo.
You know that kind of shit andyou're just sitting there with
your popcorn.
You're like, yeah, yeah.
(39:32):
I want to echo what she saidyeah, yeah, you know pixie
sticks, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
I want to echo what she said, cause yeah, yeah, oh,
man, you know pixie sticks yeah,they're a yard long and they're
only 75 cents you got 14 ofthem right, you want to go with
powder, blue or grape yeah, ohman.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
I think we did good yeah we want to thank our
sponsors uh, sponsormecomSponsors, high sponsors, not so
high sponsors and, of course,tegos, sponsor Tegos.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Tegos.
Yeah, dude, all right.
Well, hey, everybody, thanksfor listening.
We will catch you on the nextepisode 19.
Peace out Okay, peace out Okay.
welcome to the route and louty podcast.
This is episode 18.
Holy shit, is it?
We're back?
Yeah, we're back.
So we've got a pretty good showfor you tonight.
We had some weird things happenbefore this one, but you know,
hey, we're all right, we're allright, we're back at it.
So we had to change up a fewthings.
(00:42):
So we've got funny up a fewthings.
So we've got funny stories fromour childhood and then we're
going to do a top five bestWelcome to Walmart.
Best greeter introductions atWalmart or worst.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I want to shit my pants.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
We're going for the best, whether it's bad or good,
whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I want to shit my pants.
Welcome to Walmart In that kindof fashion, right.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
So I'm going to let Eric go first on his childhood
story.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
So, believe it or not , back in the day it was always
like super fucking hot, butsomething I always look forward
to every summer was going toWarped Tour.
So Warped Tour, did you ever go?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
So Warped Tour is like an 80 to 100 band concert
in a parking lot and it's cheap.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Okay, there's like seven stages.
So there's this giant balloonblow up Yep, and it has all the
different bands on it at thedifferent times.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Oh, no shit.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
So you know what stage to go to when.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Oh sweet, Isn't that kind of cool yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
And if you time it right you can get up close.
And then the bands signautographs Like we'd always get
autographs.
We met a lot of our favoritebands there.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Sweet, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Like if they're not signing autographs for free,
then they're like at their tentwhere their merch is so you can
buy 85.
And like good bands too, like 0when I went.
We're talking like fallout boy,my chemical romance, the
offspring, uh, reliant k sensesfail.
The academy is mxpx startingline motion city soundtrack
(02:32):
sayosin, avenge sevenfold,dropkick murphy's a tree.
So like all sorts of music too.
They have dirt bikers going thewhole time.
Bmx guys like on jumps in themiddle.
Uh, but dude it was always likethe hottest time of year.
Yeah but it was always so coolto me because it was like and
that's something that you don'tget anymore right like they
brought warp to her back.
But the difference is it's likeyou're talking like a 150 200
(02:56):
ticket oh yeah back then, dude,like you used to get tickets to
that for 40 bucks and there's noseats.
You walk around so like as longas you get in the gates, you're
good yeah it was always thehottest day of the year, like it
was always like middle of julyyeah and what like.
When it says that there was thatcomerica like a lot of people
envision, like the inside of theyou know baseball field, like
(03:18):
with stages everywhere, like no,no, that's all closed off, it's
just a parking lot, dude ohshit parking lot is full of
fucking stages and andeverything you can think of dude
.
Like forever, like you can'tsee all the stages from one spot
so when they come like they,they must.
I mean it's nuts.
Think about all the security.
(03:38):
Think about all like yeah butthat's what was so cool is it
was the closest you could get tothese bands.
I had a couple disasters happen, though, you know, like one
year my Chemical Romance wasplaying in 05 and they were like
the headliner, so it was like 7o'clock so we'd been there
since noon.
We're fucking beat.
As soon as they played one oftheir hit songs dude, like I
(04:01):
think it was, I'm Not Okay.
And as soon as the drums hitlike that, all I hear in the
back of my head is this likethunk, it was a full bottle of
cherry coke thrown from all theway in the back and like the cap
hit me in the back of the head.
Oh, no shit, fucking hurt sobad.
But you don't be a bitch.
(04:21):
I mean, like you know, like I,I enjoyed the show.
You know they didn't let mesleep after, but we had a good
fucking time.
But like it was always it wasalways like a mix of like really
cool kids and then those kids,like you know, they like never
get out of the house and it'slike all right, it's 80, it's 80
of them.
Go have your time yeah get thefuck back home.
Church is at nine yeah, youknow like oh fuck, dude, but we
(04:46):
had so much fun so we'd alwaysgo.
There'd be, like I don't know,10 of us yeah be like my brother
danny tyler jago yeah we'd allgo, we'd all pile into a couple
cars.
That's what's cool, though theylet you like go back to the car
so you bring some pb and j's youjust fuck that shit up.
(05:07):
You wait till some shitty bandsare playing for the next like
two hours.
It's like yeah have your fun,you know yeah it's pb and j time
bitch dude, I went so I wentlike, like when I say I went to
it, like I went to it, like I'llbet it, I'll bet it started
early 2000s in Detroit at theSilverdome.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Oh yeah, Remember that.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yep, it was in that parking lot.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Okay, and then?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
it moved to Comerica and we thought we really moved
up in the world yeah.
But it's just a parking lotthere's nothing different Right.
Like 07 was Newfound Glory.
Alkaline Trio, all Time LowRocket Summer, the Starting Line
.
Kill Switch, engage, redJumpsuit Apparatus for Lion K
Thursday and Alkaline Trio.
(05:52):
I don't know man, I went everyyear.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, there was just so many.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
There were like 80 bands.
One day Starts at like 1o'clock, goes until like 9.30,
and then it's done.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
One year I figured out that you could get backstage
just by looking the part.
And I looked the part Blackshirt, stupid chains hanging off
.
So as soon as a group walkedbehind the fence, I just went
with them.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I got back there, I met a couple bands that way.
They were cool.
The guys at Newfound Glory wereawesome.
They were cool How'd you getback here?
I was like, don't worry aboutit, I'm back here now.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
you know, I don't know did you ever get kicked out
?
No that's cool.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I just went back in.
I'm like out of the place, dude.
The guy from my Chemicals likeI snuck back, dude, I'll never
forget this moment.
Like I snuck back and the headsinger of my chemical who ended
up getting his autograph later,it doesn't matter but, um, he
was walking the stage and he hadlike the ipod, you know, it was
(06:57):
like oh, five, like beforeiphone was the thing.
He's like bobbing his head likethis and I have like a cd
booklet and a sharpie ready togo, and he's like ignoring me.
Dude, it's like and I have likea cd booklet and a sharpie
ready to go and he's likeignoring me.
Dude, it's like um, I'm walkingwith you, I'm walking with you,
can you fucking sign this?
And he just kept ignoring me.
Dude, it's like, whatever thefuck this guy's on, I want it
(07:18):
like.
What in the world could justmake you completely ignore?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
a person.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Oh shit, they did great and I loved it until I got
hit in the back of the fuckinghead with a bottle.
You completely ignore a person.
Oh shit, they did great and Iloved it, until I got hit in the
back of the fucking head with abottle.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
But dude, it was just rowdy If I had to put a number
to it, probably 100,000, 10,000kids.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Oh, no shit, yeah Wow .
Speaker 2 (07:38):
All in a parking lot.
The kids would go crazy to theweirdest shit.
It'd be like Reliant K.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
It's like what the fuck are we?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
doing.
Yeah, mom drove us here in theminivan.
It's not time to throw down.
All right, it is not right ohshit.
Remember.
We don't have those pb and j's.
We ate those one year, one year, okay.
So there's a band, and it'sfunny because they just got
brought up again, because theirsinger was like if you voted for
trump, don't come to ourconcert.
(08:12):
It's like if you get more than500 people to your concert,
you're fucking winning.
Right now, dude, no one likesyour shit oh really anywho.
so it's a band called the redjumpsuit apparatus and this guy
on stage was I don't know.
They were playing like 6, 37sun's about to go down.
I was there with tyler anddanny and danny starts doing
(08:36):
this wobble.
You know, he's kind of justlooking around just like eyes
are starting to roll, you know,and I'm like how you doing he?
I'm all right and he's alwaysbeen that guy Doesn't want the
spotlight.
All of a sudden I look over,I'm doing this eyes roll in the
back of his head, dude and hesmacks the chicken in front of
him and just on the ground.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Oh no shit, he passed out of heat exhaustion.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Oh wow, so he goes back there.
So we we were, we were right onthe on the bar, so we stayed up
there for a little bit becauseit was sick and then, um, we
went back there.
He's in his tent, dude, andhe's got like, okay, picture it
like 85, 86 degrees at likeseven o'clock still, like and
you've been out there all dayand paid for it yeah and you go
(09:21):
back to this cabana dude andit's like fully shaded, like all
the walls are down.
Danny's laying in like a fuckingrecliner chair.
He's got two fans on him, dudewith ice packs on him Drinking a
bottle like eating chips.
So we figured out that in thatmoment like if you're ever not
into a concert, dude, just godown, you get a free bottle of
(09:43):
water, and sometimes, if you'relucky, we'll just go down, you
get a free bottle of water andsometimes, if you're lucky, they
will throw in chips.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
And fans.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I'm not going to tell you when, I'm not going to tell
you why, but I've done it andit was awesome.
I went back there.
You can't prove heat exhaustioneither way, right?
You just look a little flush,okay I am.
You know you can't prove he'dexhausted either way.
Right, you just look a littleflush, okay I am.
Yeah, drink some water and getback out there, dude, it's great
(10:11):
try it at like one of thoseunofficial places.
Dude like go see a concert at afair right, where they don't
normally do it.
They do it like once a yeargood place to go.
They had chips fair, where theydon't normally do it.
They do it like once a year,good place to go.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
They had chips.
Oh my god, dude, I got to pickmy kind of chips.
Oh my god.
I went cooler ranch oh my god,I can't believe you did that
shit Just once, oh wow.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Totally worth it.
I haven't done it since.
I've been buying seeds.
I'm old, I get it.
You know that kind of thing Istill want to go.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah, but I'm old, I get it, yeah, like I couldn't go
, go yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
But I'm old, I get it .
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Like I couldn't go to this anymore, like if we were
out in a parking lot for like 12hours.
Dude eat a dick.
No way you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Okay, dude, it's July 24th, it's at Comerica.
It starts at 11 am, it getsover at 11 pm and it gets over
at 11 pm.
You don't.
Do they have a cabana?
Do they have a place where Ican get?
Like, how are their medicalattempts?
Do they have chips?
I just I don't.
(11:36):
You just stay there all day ofday.
Oh shit, dude, your favoriteband's on man, they're killing
it.
I was like it's cool, I'mwatching them on the monitor.
What's it doing?
Greg?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Oh shit.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Oh man, you guys have all tried hot tubs.
Have you ever tried a cold tub?
I have Great time.
Yeah, I haven't done that inyears, but it was awesome.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Oh man.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Last mishap at a concert I remember was Well shit
.
I just went to a concert inArizona that started at like
three and it went to like tenand me and Jack nailed it.
That's when that guy picked usup and I thought we were gonna
die yeah we didn't die youdidn't die, it's good oh man, he
(12:21):
did his job right, better thanthat Taco Bell lady.
She forgot to buy her a blast.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Who does that?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah, a heathen.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Oh shit, so my story.
So when I was a kid growing up,my cousins would always come up
from Missouri and spend thesummer, basically with me.
How old were you?
Oh, it was from the time I wasborn, dude.
I mean, they came up all thetime.
It was my mom's brother.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
How many in the family.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
They have five.
Well, my uncle, he was actuallyin the Army.
I have five.
Well, my uncle, he was actuallyin the Army and once he got out
he got real sick and he diedfrom Shit.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I don't remember exactly what it was.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
It might have been Agent Orange, it might have been
in that kind of thing.
But I was young, I was probablyeight or nine, maybe, so anyway
, but after that, it could havebeen before that, I'm sure, I
just don't remember.
But they came up, my aunt andmy cousin, my three cousins, and
(13:40):
two of them would end upstaying with me for the summer.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
The whole summer.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah, pretty much.
I mean it may not have been.
Maybe it was a couple threeweeks, what?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
kind of jobs did they have?
Damn Huh, the parents.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
No, they would go back home, it was just the kids,
just my kids, yeah.
So they'd go back home and thenwe would end up going down
there, I think, to drop them off.
So they would come up, bringtheir kids and they'd visit at
our place and then we'd go downand visit them at the end of the
summer.
That was our yearly trip thatwe took.
(14:18):
So but when we were down there,you remember GI Joe's.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah.
So my one cousin, he had awhole Like the ones you blow up
with M80s yeah dude, that was mystory, man.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
That's what I'm going to talk about Really.
Yeah, so my cousin had a hugecollection of GI Joe's and I
don't remember which one it was,but yeah, we would take them
out.
So in Missouri at that time youcould get some really good
fireworks and they were legaldown there.
You come to Michigan and wejust for a long time we just had
(15:00):
Fizzies and Sparklers and shit,that's all we had.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah, dude, those stupid like pretty pig.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yeah, you let it in, it just goes vee.
Yeah, but they've changed that.
So, yeah, you can blow up theneighborhood now I don't know
how far it goes, but I don'teven do it anymore.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
My kids are, you can buy mortars like the big old oh
really, oh yeah to go into oneof those stores now and it's
like they always play like thetoby keith, like I'm an american
man, I got my F-150.
And they got like coming nowspecials like 275.
Oh yeah, blow up the party.
(15:36):
25 live rounds, 40, blah, blah,blah.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
So anyway, so we'd go down there and we could get,
we'd go.
We always go to the fireworksshows.
It was usually around July whenwe were down there.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
And so we got Was it Shelton Fireworks?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Shelton, shelton, shelton, I don't know.
Okay, I'm sorry, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
I don't know, dude, I was young, I don't remember
that I was young when I boughtthem and I know it was Shelton
Fireworks.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Anyway.
So, but bottom and I know it'sshelton fireworks anyway, so.
But yeah, we came back to there.
So they had a house and behindthe house they had a barn and
then they had like a, an areabehind it that was just dirt,
you know, like they wereplanning on building, which I
know that they have down there,but anyway it was all cordoned
off.
And then we'd set up the GIJoes and we had pellet guns.
(16:31):
Then we'd like pretend that wewere the Army and we're shooting
the GI Joes, you know, and thenwe'd take.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
You didn't complete your training.
Your wife called.
Here's her message.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
And then we'd take little firecrackers and toss
them, you know, because themovies around those days, you
know, everything was oh dude,back then there was a lot of
stuff going on and so, yeah, itwas that we were just two, you
know three kids that were justhaving a good time, and yeah,
you got a good crouching, gi Joe, dude.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
You could fit one of those firecracker packs right in
them, dude, if you did it likea little snake.
Oh yeah, then when you throw itit's already smushed.
You know it's already in there.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Oh yeah, His crouch is gone.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
We know that, you know.
Oh man, did you blow up a bunchof shit?
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Yeah, yeah, we had.
I mean, we had some goodfireworks down there we were
able to get.
Yeah, we were throwing I don'tknow what they were M80s or
stuff like that, throwing themlike grenades, and every once in
a while we'd kind of put oneright next to it and try to blow
it apart.
You know things like that.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
They were made while in China.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Oh yeah, I don't know Back then.
I don't know if they were madein China.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Probably Taiwan Might have been.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Yeah or Indiana.
We'll never know.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I mean, we've got our own plastics.
You know plastic facilities andstuff like that.
It's.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
GI Mo.
Now it's all the same shit, buta little different.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah .
I don't know.
I wonder if they were made inthe States back then.
That'd be interesting, oh man.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I remember my parents took us to Shelton Fireworks
because it was in Indiana, righton the border, right on the
line, and we lived in acul-de-sac.
So we're like, oh, we'reprobably fine.
So we got these bottle racketsand we'd always light like four
or five off at a time.
Well, the trick with the bottle, like, especially the bottle in
front of you, that ice moundright there.
I feel like I had to.
If you were to do a bottleracket out of that bad idea
(18:40):
right now there's no way.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
You know what I mean.
It's going to tip.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Well, my bro-, my bra still didn't think that through
and, uh, I didn't even thinkabout it.
It was just like a 20 ouncebottle of pop.
It was empty.
As soon as he lit up, thebottle just went like this and I
went running.
Dude, I was on our fuckingfront porch just staring at it
and it hit me right in the neckand didn't pop and I was like,
wow, could have died.
(19:05):
It's like there's not enoughfirepower in that to kill
anything like maybe a fuckinggnat, you know, or like a spider
or something that goes rightthere.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
But not a human.
It sucked, though.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Oh, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Oh man, we used to or my brother used to grab tennis
balls and get like a Zacto knifeand like cut up little holes in
it and douse it in gasolineovernight and then light it on
fire and play hockey.
We have so many nets with justlittle holes in it, he got in
(19:46):
trouble on the 4th of.
July for that.
My parents looked outside andhim and his friends are playing
tennis ball, hockey with a puckthat's on fire and it's going
under cars and shit oh.
Jesus oh no, nothing blew up, sowe're okay.
Oh my God, oh man, we used togo to this firework show where
(20:07):
we was at Port Central HighSchool and it was before they
got AstroTurf, so it was fine.
Now they have AstroTurf, theycan't do it.
Anyway, it's no big deal.
There's this tree that alwaysused to catch on fire.
It's like they never caught on.
You'd look into the stadium,all the trees are down, but
these three.
Every year they'd catch fire,three, and every year they catch
(20:32):
fire.
And it's like, well, hold on,folks, we gotta, we gotta
distinguish the the tree here.
All right, all right, let'scontinue with the fireworks.
Dale, show them what you got.
Two firework shows are down.
We're about to go see those ohyeah, where are you going?
go to my brother's house and helives on a lake and some dude
that's like loaded, like buys abunch of fireworks and like lets
(20:53):
him off.
I want to be there yeah, we um.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
so when my kids were younger, there was a guy that
was in allegan that he had thatsame kind of setup and he'd had
everything set up out on a toget a pontoon boat or a flat or
something.
Had it out in the middle of thelake Awesome.
Yeah, it was good.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
And he'd go for a while, wouldn't he?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yeah, he's not a one-pump chump, he's putting on
a show.
Oh yeah, yeah, this guy put ona show.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
More than a feeling, you know.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Yeah, yeah, it was awesome.
So I don't know if the lakepeople or the people that lived
around the lake, I don't know ifthey all got together and
pitched in and had this guy doit or if he was just, you know,
kind of doing it on his own, butit was cool, it was a good show
.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
I think they should form something right now, just
because of you saying that LakeAssociation, people of the Lake
Association what?
That's what you know.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
every lake house should have a lake association
people of I'm sure that theyhave an association already if
you live on a lake oh, that'scool.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
I didn't think about it, so it's fine.
That's so cool, dude maybe notevery I'm really excited to go
watch them.
Go pew pew, you know yeahthat's, that's cool, that's cool
.
And then, other than that Idon't know, I used to go to the
dude that invented the pornpop-ups house, like the first
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porn pop-up that used to happen,like when we used to have.
Windows and gateway computersand dial up Like you couldn't
watch the prices right, make aphone call and then like
fingering or grip it and rip it.
You know.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
At the same time I went to his house, dude, he had
a whole house full of cars, likea whole barn, just dedicated to
like dope cars.
It's like fuck this guy.
Then I swam in his pool, thatwas fun and then he did his
firework show.
That was nuts.
There was so many.
He was just hitting a tabletLike a fucking dick.
(22:56):
It was back when that didn'thappen.
You know he did this wall offire thing.
Wow, I had a great time.
Crispy cream donuts before youleft Great time, whole box.
I got a whole box, oh shit.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
I said it was for my family.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
But I was by myself with a friend.
I was my family.
I ate for them.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Oh man, oh, I can't wait.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Dude.
Summertime parties are good,though.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
I can't wait to hear your top five.
Oh they, oh, I can't wait, Dude.
Summertime parties are good,though.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
I can't wait to hear your top five.
Oh, they're all right.
Yeah, yeah, I put some thoughtinto it.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Oh man, you got any other.
That was kind of my story.
I don't see my cousins as muchanymore as I want to or I'd like
to.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
I'm seeing mine on Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Yeah, we're going to a swimming party at my parents'
house.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
A swimming party.
You got to get your trunks.
You got to get your SBF 50 onyour nose.
That's when you know you're ata swim party.
Someone's got to have aGilligan's Island hat.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Some weird music playing Jimmy Buffett every now
and then.
He's not with us anymore.
Have you ever had one of thosecheeseburgers?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
No, not good.
Oh really, who else did we losenot too long ago?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
The Keebler elf.
The bell tire guy Does heretire?
I?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
don't know, the Michelin man, tony, anyway, tony
the Tiger.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Schmackums, schmackums down his, he threw
the towel in dude.
I don't even know Schmackums.
You don't even remember fromApple Schmacks Schmackums.
He looks like a frog with a haton.
No oh.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
I don't remember that .
Speaker 2 (24:55):
He's a good dude.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I'm sure.
I'm sure he is.
So do you want to go first, ordo you want me to go first?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
That's up to you.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
I'll go first.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
I understand, I understand so these are the top
five things that you could hearfrom your walmart greeter as you
walk in the door.
So it's uh kind of a little bitlike this like I put my pants
(25:30):
earlier today, I haven'tshowered since.
Welcome to Walmart.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Right, okay, so.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Top five things a Walmart greeter could say.
They could just be like whatthe fuck?
This is not normal.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Right, okay, my number one here.
Well, not my number one, butthe first one.
I'm going to talk about ButtStuff, aisle 69.
Welcome to Walmart, oh my.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
God, Nothing else Gene my family's.
Here Are they on sale.
Not again Gene.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Number two, that's tough Aisle 69.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Number two.
The pens are in aisle two.
Welcome to Walmart.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
You're old like me.
Aisle two they're on sale.
They have a slim fit.
Go with the slim fit.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
But in aisle 2.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Next to the dreams.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Okay, Number three Small condoms aisle 13.
Welcome to Walmart.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
It's got to be a couple too with kids, sir.
Small condoms, aisle 13 oh shitnumber four I'd be so fucking,
I'd be like I'm so confused thisguy's spying on us.
It was cold water.
(27:23):
I just always defend it, ohshit.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Oh man Number four, Hair growth IL-8.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Welcome to Walmart she'll appreciate it too it's a
couple.
Bill hair growth IL-8 IL-8.
Welcome to Walmart, dude.
He'd get punched in the fuckingmouth.
Oh yeah, wait till the next one, dude.
Wait till the next one, dude,wait till the next one Okay.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Okay, couple, or just a guy, this could be for
anybody.
Okay, this is my number one.
Okay, all right.
Slimfast aisle 70.
We put it in the back, so yourass has to walk there.
Welcome to Walmart.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
You can count your steps on a Fitbit, aisle 13.
I'd be so mind fucked.
Scales or aisle 14?
Oh my god, wouldn't that behorrible.
Scales, aisle 14.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
You ready for mine?
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Now remember, these are on the spot, but still
couldn't.
Number one Worst things youcould hear a Walmart creator say
right before welcome to Walmart.
Well, hello there folks.
I once ate three vaginas at thesame time.
Welcome to Walmart.
(28:57):
I'd want to know the logistics.
Show me how, oh my God.
Number two Well, you all lookstoned folks.
We're having a sale on zebracakes, sunny Delight and cookie
dough.
Welcome to Walmart, dude, thatsolves everything.
(29:23):
You know.
Zebra Cakes, sunny Delight andCookie Dough.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
I think you'd have to throw Doritos on there.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Oh mm-mm, it just depends on what mood you're in,
you know, you know what?
Speaker 1 (29:34):
that could be.
Yeah, they would fuck me up.
Cookie dough, dude, cookiedough.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Or this one would fuck me up.
Well, hello folks.
I once failed out of communitycollege study in general studies
.
Now I'm living the dream.
Welcome to Walmart.
Look at me now, guys.
Oh man.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
That doesn't make any sense what I just wrote down.
All right, what else you got?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
All right.
Number four I smoked 12 jointsbefore my shift and I can't tell
up from down or down from up,Welcome to Walmart, I'll have
what he's having, what I'll.
And what if he just said folks,the schnozberries taste like
(30:24):
schnozberries here.
Welcome to Walmart, Dude.
I would love it every second ofit.
I'd give him a five andeverything.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
That'd be awesome.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
We've had a moment.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Snazzberries taste like strawberries.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Snazzberries taste like strawberries.
Welcome to Walmart.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yeah, don't touch the produce.
You could say that.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Welcome to Walmart.
Snazzberries taste likestrawberries.
Don't eat the produce.
Gosh, welcome to Walmart.
Snazzberries taste likestrawberries, don't eat the
produce.
Yeah, welcome to Walmart.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Yeah, or what about a confusing one, like I often
insert myself into tightsituations.
Welcome to Walmart.
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
The only time two becomes, the only time three
comes before.
Two is in the dictionary.
Welcome to Walmart.
You were going to say it theother way around.
I know I was.
Did you know Jupiter's notactually a planet?
(31:33):
Welcome to Walmart oh man, oh,I hate my job, I hate my life
and I drive a Dodge Neon.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Welcome to Walmart, oh shit oh man, those are good,
those are good syphilis cream,aisle 9 oh my god, those are
good, those are good.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Syphilis cream, aisle nine oh my God.
Welcome to.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Walmart.
I thought I had a couple more,but that must have been on my
other.
Yeah, that was my other topfive.
What are we going to do tonight?
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Closest thing we have in porn is in the dvd.
Six in the city, aisle 13 inthe back.
Welcome to walmart.
My dreams are now a joke.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Welcome to walmart oh man, that would be so probably
brutally honest I, I'mhandicapable, not handicapped.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Welcome to Walmart, that would be so confusing.
I didn't say that I'mhandicapable.
I just want you to know.
I know you can do it, man.
Okay, Welcome to Walmart.
You know, just whenever youwant the conversation over, you
say welcome to Walmart.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
What if?
Speaker 2 (32:54):
we did that to like people here.
I'll.
Can you take a look at this?
Yeah, yeah, no problem.
Okay, when can you have a time?
Welcome to Walmart, welcome toWalmart.
That's when they need to stoptalking.
Just whenever anyone comes up,welcome to Walmart, turn it on
them and ask them a question.
That'd be great.
(33:14):
Ask for something specific,like weird specific.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
That would be great.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
What aisle's the pool section in?
Speaker 1 (33:26):
13.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
He wouldn't know.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
I don't know.
Let me go grab Bonnie.
Bonnie might know.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
And Bonnie knows Cliff, and Cliff, of course, is
one of them.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
You know why they're there.
Do you know why they havegreeters?
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Why.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Because the percentage of theft when you
have a greeter goes way down.
What if we turn that?
Speaker 2 (33:55):
into a beater, like he is a felon, like he was there
for beating someone's face in.
Like that's what he's there for.
He's dressed the same as themShitty t-shirt, the fucking
thing on but you know he's got apriors dude.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Look at that theft chart again.
Now you gotta go through afucking Jason fucking Statham,
looking motherfucker dude.
Yeah, look at that theft chartagain.
Now you gotta go through afucking Jason fucking Statham,
looking motherfucker dude.
You know, I once killed a manfrom one punch.
Welcome to Walmart, that'd begreat.
Did you know the human body has92 pressure points, including
(34:34):
both your eye sockets 94?
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Welcome to Walmart.
Oh shit, Just creepier andcreepier.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Yeah, dude, you want to get butt naked and grapple.
Welcome to Walmart.
You got something to say, bro.
You got fucking something tosay, bro.
You got fucking something tosay, bro.
Welcome to Walmart.
Bitch what you looking at,bitch?
Welcome to Walmart Muscle milkAisle 14.
(35:06):
You obviously fucking need it,you chump.
Welcome to Walmart DumbbellsAisle 17.
Right next to him, start withthe fives pussy oh man, oh my
god, you're too much dude Ithink that theft would go down
(35:27):
if he had a neck tat.
You know, if you had to go backby neck tat nate dude every time
, you know, and he just had some, even if he had a tone of like
welcome to Walmart.
You know, even like a welcometo Walmart, you know, like just
a weird gaze.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yeah, no one would do anything.
I don't need it that bad.
I'm just going to piss and getout of here.
That's what a criminal wouldsay.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Look at your theft chart now, bitch.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Yeah, you're not missing any.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Uncrustables.
You're not missing shirts, youknow.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Yeah, that's why they do that.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
A weird suit too, like a black, something Like an
earpiece.
So it looks like he's connected.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Like an agent.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Yeah, Nick Tatnate just made Lieutenant.
He's dripping swag.
Good, Look at this motherfuckerdude.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Oh man.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
I have a Bentley Continental.
Welcome to Walmart.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
You know, and it and it's like, oh, he's British
trained not doing that, right?
Yeah, oh man.
Yeah, you're too much dude.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
I don't think so maybe a little if you want to
listen to past episodes.
They're good, they're great,they're going and they're not
available for a long.
I'm just kidding.
They're going to be availablefor free.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
And they're on Spotify.
Most of them are on YouTube,but you've got to search.
Rowden Laudy Podcast.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Comedy podcast.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Rowden Laudy Podcast, comedy podcast.
Yeah, rowden Laudy ComedyPodcast.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Just like it's R-O-W-D-L-O-U-D-Y Podcast Comedy
podcast.
Well, thank you to everybodyfrom here to I don't know, we
have some overseas peoplelistening, that's dope.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Yeah it's, I don't even.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
I don't want to get kidnapped though or anything.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
It's been a minute since I've even looked at the
views to see how many we have.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
But you know what?
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I just I don't.
That's not what this show isabout.
You know the views or whatever.
It's two dudes hanging outhaving a good time, not giving a
shit.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
And just talking like dudes talk.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
So yeah, it just it comes.
Yeah, it's synergistic.
No, I get it.
No, it's, you're right.
I thought Danny was a goodguest.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Yeah, absolutely, that was great.
The guest today like, yeah, hehung out for a while.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Yeah, yeah, he did I wish he would have gone on.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
He would have been fine.
Oh, yeah, Well yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
He had a prior engagement.
Dude and softball games havepopcorn at all of them.
And glizzies, dude.
I'm just saying like $2 glizzy,$2 hot dog.
It's like dude three and three,please, motherfucker, 12 spot.
You know what I mean.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Yeah, oh yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Oh, and a Coke, and I'm at 14.
But I'm fine with that.
I got a $14 bill right here andit's for you.
That's for you.
I'm a volunteer.
Make it $15, bitch.
You know what I mean?
I didn't mean to call you that,debbie.
Okay, I didn't mean to call youthat.
I'm excited.
I'm excited about the local Zprices.
All right, you can't get it,man, softball.
(39:09):
There's just sunshine in theair, you know yeah right now
they're playing.
Right now, who is softballpeople?
Oh yeah, they're playingsoftball games.
Yep, yep, yeah man plays thattoo.
You know that kind of shit andyou're just sitting there with
your popcorn.
You're like, yeah, yeah.
(39:32):
I want to echo what she saidyeah, yeah, you know pixie
sticks, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
I want to echo what she said, cause yeah, yeah, oh,
man, you know pixie sticks yeah,they're a yard long and they're
only 75 cents you got 14 ofthem right, you want to go with
powder, blue or grape yeah, ohman.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
I think we did good yeah we want to thank our
sponsors uh, sponsormecomSponsors, high sponsors, not so
high sponsors and, of course,tegos, sponsor Tegos.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Tegos.
Yeah, dude, all right.
Well, hey, everybody, thanksfor listening.
We will catch you on the nextepisode 19.
Peace out Okay, peace out Okay.
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