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Speaker 1 (00:19):
Welcome back to the Roud and Lowny podcast.
This is episode five and we gota little Super Bowl action
coming at you tonight, gotsports stories and fails, and
then we're going to cover thetop five worst names you could
have on the back of your jersey,or a weird sponsor, little
(00:42):
League sponsors or somethinglike that.
So it's going to be a fun show.
It's going to be great.
Coming at you live here at theroutin loudy headquarters studio
.
All right, what you got there,eric?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
well, I think my job is to recap, but uh, but yeah,
um special little super bowlepisode today, really excited
for that game is on february 9.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Chiefs and eagles chiefs and eagles, which is so
you're, you're.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Uh, your prediction didn't come true, but I failed
you failed that one yeah, Ithink a lot of those won't come
true.
But you know what?
I'm totally fine with it and Ithink that there's a reason for
it.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I forgot, so we looked it up too.
We didn't cover the hood forthe 1984 grand prix.
That's 55 pounds.
That came down on my thumb alot last time I checked.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
That's a lot, so I gotta go over a quick recap for
you of funny band names that wecovered in the last episode,
which I really enjoyed thatepisode yeah, that was great,
that was great, just epic.
So, once again, if you want tolisten to our podcasts Spotify,
youtube, amazon, iHeartRadiohowever you're listening.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
And we have a lot more followers and subscribers.
Now what?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
up.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Jay, what up, what up , jay so last episode.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
We did that have a lot more followers and
subscribers.
Now, what up, jay?
What up, what up?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
so I'm sorry, I can't .
I can't say everybody because Idon't know who all's out there.
I know I don't see all theirnames, so sorry about that.
If you're a subscriber, thankyou.
You're awesome, you rock.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, I can't thank you enough so you know how they
removed all the checks for, likefacebook, which you're just
talking to me about oh yeah,fact checkers you need to do
that with subscribers.
Okay, yeah, I'm sick of havingonly fans.
All right, we only know chris.
So we gave chris some shoutouts.
But I want to give a specialshout out to to mr jay.
I worked with jay for a longtime.
He's been listening the wholetime and I I went over then and
(02:41):
hung out with him for a littlebit the other day.
Oh yeah, dude, great friend ofmine, yeah, you'll love this guy
Seriously.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
I can't wait to meet him.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I don't know anybody that doesn't like him Like.
If you don't like him, there'sa problem with you.
Well, I don't like you, that'strue.
You know what we're working onit all right, we're working on.
He's like man, I've beenlistening to you loyally since
you started and who's Chris?
And I was like I haven't evenmet the guy but I just kind of
rolled with him.
All right, he's a really goodguy.
(03:09):
So I want to make sure I gave alittle special shout out to Jay
today.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Dude, that killed me when you said that after the
episode, Like hey, just so youknow we have more than one
subscriber.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, I knew the whole time but balls dude it's
like that person that comes overwith that new car and it's like
a dodge neon three differentcolor panels on it right you're
like what the fuck is this?
He's like dude, it's gotautomatic windows.
Like look at this.
Serious radio, are you kiddingme?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
serious radio, I got that and you don't have the
heart to tell him yeah that carsucks, you should have dude,
that would have been greatfucking like at the end of the
episode, just like.
Hey, just so you know, we havemore than one subscriber, by the
way.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
So quick recap from the last episode of some of the
band names.
So we were tasked with comingup with a couple of cover band
names that would be awful, andwe are shortening the top five
to top three.
Thanks, jay, awful, and uh, weare shortening the top five to
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top three.
Thanks, jay and um.
So recap number three wassticks in the mud, which is a
sticks and queen cover band.
If you can't understand theirony, google it.
Google it.
Two, the mariah jerry's.
So it would be a group of guysthat were singing Mariah Carey
songs, which, mariah Carey, isawful.
I'm sorry, if you're listening,you're kind of cute, but like I
, just I can't do it yeah, andthey're down in hell's waiting
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room.
I think, Mariah Carey is part ofthe reason that malls don't
exist.
They trade it too much yes,people stop going.
I just can't buy Tommy Hilfigerjeans with this ruckus on Right.
Yeah, and the number one fromthe previous episode was the
Pink Tulips, which is anall-girl Pink Floyd cover band,
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and I don't even know if thatwould have won if we weren't
allowed to have banter after,but we ended up coming up with
the front.
Two people in the band would beRoger Twatters and David
Fillmore on the spot, and they'dbe playing Dark Side of the
Poon in full.
Dark Side of the Poon yeah,that'd be awesome.
I'd go see that show.
So Super Bowl episode buddy,you excited about it.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I am.
I don't really care abouteither team.
That's in the Super Bowl if I'mbeing honest.
I mean, obviously we're Detroit.
Lions fans and we got screwed.
We didn.
If I'm being honest, I mean,obviously we're Detroit Lions
fans and we got screwed and wedidn't get we didn't get screwed
.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
But yeah, there's no, there's no one to blame and I
hate that.
It's like it's like when youbreak your arm, you want to be
able to look at somebody like,dude, fuck you, Why'd you do
this?
You did this.
Yeah, you don't have anyone toblame?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
No, no, but you know what?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
They've come a long way.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
They're building and they are building and I think
they'll do good things next year.
I hope they will.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I think they will.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Dan Campbell's awesome.
I'm not going to say that nextyear's the year, but you know.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
So Super Bowl is February 9, 630.
Chiefs and Eagles obviously thehalftime show is Kendrick Lamar
.
Who the fuck is that?
He's really famous A lot of it.
It's more of a 17.
I'd almost push it to 14 to 25.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Let me, let me ask you this question Are they, does
anybody at that stadium goingto know who that guy is?
I mean there, are they reallygoing to the fans of the nfl?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
because no, I don't know, I, I really, you know, I
I'd like to see a little bitlike.
So I actually wrote down thepast couple uh, halftime shows.
So in in 2024 we had usher,yeah, yeah.
2023, rihanna.
2022 was snoop dogg, eminem andthat was good here's a guy,
your kendrick Lamar, was theretoo, was he?
(06:46):
So he's been on stage two ofthe last five years.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Oh, I don't know who he is.
I really don't.
I don't know any of his music.
I don't know anything.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
He's an up-and-coming rapper.
We had the Weeknd in 2021,shakira and J-Lo in 2020.
Weekend in 2021, shakira andJ-Lo in 2020.
And I think that Maroon 5ruined it for rock bands in 2019
.
It was awful when that dudetook his shirt off too, and it's
like what are you doing?
Your set is 12 minutes long.
You're going to tell me thatit's that hot for you right now.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
No, don't want to hear it.
He's doing it for the ladies.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
But your shitty music is the reason that we've had
these awful performances,because jay-z came in and took
over in 2019.
As soon as maroon 5 got upstage, they're like no more, let's
hire fucking jay-z.
But that's why we don't haveany diversity in our in our
halftime shows I startedthinking about it and it blows
my mind and maybe this is justme but how's taylor swift not
done one?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
she's too busy watching.
Watching Kelsey up in the showbox, man.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
She would literally just have to take the elevator
down, go down there, likeinstead of getting a drink at
halftime she'd just go play yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Metallica.
I'm okay with her not playingthough Honestly.
I'm not a Taylor Swift fan.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I'm not either, but I'm saying you can't deny that
she's huge.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
That's what I'm getting at.
She's absolutely huge.
That's what.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I'm getting at.
I'm not saying that she's mydude, I don't even listen to her
.
I am a full-blown rock guy.
You know that about me.
Yeah, but you got to give herprops for props to do, and her
tour has grossed over a billiondollars.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yeah, absolutely so the fact that.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
A.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Super Bowl.
It blows my mind Metallica PaulMcCartney of the Beatles Ozzy.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Ozzy, what was the other ones?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Pink Floyd, led Zeppelin, elton John.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, he did one.
He was on.
It wasn't too long ago.
I don't think he's.
I think he was like a sideperson.
He was a side piece, I don'tknow.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I just you know the whole rule that people can't hit
the quarterback these days, thewhole throwing a flag every
time Mahomes farts and then youwheel out Kendrick Lamar to
office.
It's like man.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Do you know why he's number 15?
Why?
Because that's how many yardsyou get in a penalty for
touching him Shit.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
He has like invisible security everywhere he goes
yeah, yeah, he's got a bubble.
Dude Can't break the bubble.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
You gotta give him his props, though I'm just being
real.
Like they beat the shit out ofthe Bills Like that was their
game the whole time.
I think Andy Reid is amastermind, their coach Like he
is just insane.
He's one for the Eagles.
He's won for the Chiefs.
Like he's just been nothing butquality everywhere he's been.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah, he's a good coach.
You know it does suck.
I mean, Mahomes is a goodquarterback.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
He just does.
I mean he's got a good teamaround him.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
We should have known.
Right, everyone's coming outnow that he's been flopping.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Dude, why isn't the Super Bowl sponsored by Viagra,
with all the fucking floppingthat's going on?
Man Right, oh my God, dude,those are at the end.
Man Dude, it'd be such a solidSuper Bowl, literally, it'd be
hard.
It'd be so hard It'd be solid.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
It's hard to watch.
It'd be a solid Super BowlRight.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
There'd be so many puns, dude It'd be be a solid
Super Bowl.
But honestly, I'm just hopingfor a good game.
We're not going to get a nipslip like we got out of Janet
Jackson, but we're going to havea great time.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yeah, I hope it's a good game.
I really do.
I mean, it's always.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
It's just.
It's like they have to have thedynasty, right.
Yeah, like they had thePatriots and then now it's the
Chiefs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I don'tknow.
I hope it's a great game.
Hope you guys enjoy it.
Hopefully this episode will belive before that.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Oh yeah, yeah, We'll get it out before then,
absolutely.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
So funny sports stories friend.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, so what do you got for me?
I don't have any Super Bowlstories.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I don't either.
That's good I don't either.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah, yeah, because I've never really been a Super
Bowl like go to a Super Bowlparty or anything like that.
But I do have a sports-related,football-related story from my
high school days.
So I was never the guy that wasin Rocket football.
I didn't play any footballgrowing up other than with my
(11:03):
buddies you know out in theneighborhood and all that shit.
But on my junior year of highschool I decided that I'm going
to play football, Right?
Junior year of high school, myjunior year of high school, Okay
, yeah, and so I show up forpractice and I go through the
(11:24):
like the hell week, right, theyhave.
Like this practice is two adays and stuff like that, I go
get through all that.
No worries.
I mean, I was pretty fit inhigh school.
I'm not now, obviously, but Iwas pretty fit.
Where's the time, scott?
Right?
So get through all that and,like, the practice starts and
they put me as nose guard.
(11:45):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
And.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
I was not a big dude.
I mean I probably weighed170-ish.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
So defensive side of the ball, obviously yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Okay, but I was muscular back then, I was fit, I
was in good shape.
So, anyway, we're at the firstpractice where, like, we're
hitting the dummies right or thepads, that everybody holds up,
not the sleds, oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
We had pads, that guys would hold up Typical
lineman drill.
Yep, I know exactly what you'retalking about.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
So I have no idea, right, this is my first practice
in any kind of footballanything.
And so the coach tells me to goout and hold the pads.
They're going to run a play.
Hold the pad up, let the guyhit you.
All right, no problem.
So I'm there, I'm back and Ihave no idea what the fuck's
(12:35):
going on and I'm just kind ofdaydreaming out there.
I'm watching fuckingbutterflies or something.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
I don't know, it's hot.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Dude, this guy went through the fucking line and
that's just like the biggest guythat we had on the team.
Fucking, nails me and justshoots me halfway across the
fucking field.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
You were holding the pad, I was holding the pad.
The pad didn't make it.
Brad didn't make it.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Dude, I fucking.
He hit me.
I flew.
I swear to God, I had to haveflown like 20 feet.
Oh my God, I got up and I'mfucking like what the fuck just
happened and the guy's fuckinglaughing.
Obviously Everybody on thefucking team is laughing and I'm
just like fucking.
That was great.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Fucking good hit dude .
The best part is there's acertain way to stand with that
bag.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Oh, yeah, which I'm sure you learned later, right?
Oh yeah, after that.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
If you hold that close to your chest, it's like
putting a seat cushion out thereNothing's going to happen,
right Like if he's going to hityou.
You're fucked.
Oh yeah yeah.
If you lean forward with that,you kind of wedge gets there.
I'm just like what the fuck'sgoing on?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Just whammo, just sends me flying.
What if?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
you quit that day Like, just like, fuck this,
right.
I tried to do the bag thing,the equivalent of Eric playing
the fucking triangle in bands.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah, I didn't like it.
I should have held it out likelike out of the side of me, you
know.
Oh, my gosh dude.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
So I got sidebar and I hate to do this because I'm
going to have to go for atrifecta right now.
Okay, Okay.
So two things.
So you said that you startedplaying football your junior
year of high school, correct?
Yes, want to know somethingcrazy.
Do you know who BenRoethlisberger is Like from the
Steelers?
Yeah, quarterback.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yep, yeah, dude, I love the Steelers.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Okay, he started playing football his junior year
of high school.
Really, which is crazy, that iscrazy, okay, and it was on a
bet, so he was really athletic,so he was like so the reason I
know this is because I was in anetworking group with a girl in
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Battle Creek that her husbandwas in the same graduating class
as him.
No shit, yeah, in Ohio.
Wow, bad place, but yeah, benRoethlisberger's cool.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
So he got bet that he couldn't turn the football team
around.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Really.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Took him really far into the playoffs, first year,
second year, I think.
One state yeah so he literallystarted playing football when he
was 16 years old.
One of the best quarterbacks ofall time no shit, I did not
know that it just shows that youcan.
You can do whatever the fuck youwant.
Like, oh yeah.
Like, look at us and I don'tmean to be weird, I get that
we're not the fucking best.
I don't know that.
I like this podcast.
I might turn it right and Iunderstand right.
(15:23):
We're not the fucking best.
I don't know that I like thispodcast.
I might turn it right and Iunderstand right.
We're fucking working on itright.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Yeah, we got a lot of work to do.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Buddy, we're good at this.
If we didn't fucking try?
Yeah, he would never know thathe was good at football if he
didn't fucking try yeah, and thefact that he made a bet and
stuck with it.
You know dude, so other sidebarall right, I played a lot of
sports growing up as, like I,was a huge sports kid.
Okay, basketball, football,soccer, you name it, loved it
(15:52):
right so when I got to highschool, I had to choose between
soccer and football.
It was really hard for me,actually, because I've been
playing soccer since I was fiveI've been playing football since
I was in like fifth grade, okay, so I'd been playing soccer
longer.
So that summer leading up tofreshman year of high school, I
trained with the soccer team, soI ran with them, I did all this
shit and I didn't really likethe guys.
(16:12):
If I'm being real, I don't know.
It's like hanging out with abunch of like.
If you hung out with a bunch ofmissionaries, it's cool, but
maybe not for me, maybe thisisn't for me.
So I get to it's cool, butmaybe not for me, maybe this
isn't for me.
So I get to my very firstpractice and I had to sidebar
this because it was your firstpractice.
You see how many things happenlike that.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
So I get to the soccer field, I'm watching
football.
Right, they do that drill wheretwo guys are standing next to
each other and they throw theball out and whoever gets it,
whatever you know, it's kind oflike an endurance thing.
Yeah, and they throw the ballout and whoever gets it,
whatever you know, it's kind oflike an endurance thing.
Yeah, okay, he does.
I'm standing next to a kid.
I'm looking at this kid andit's like the cocky kid on the
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team.
Yep, and I already know I'mlike the fuck is this guy?
So I, I start sprinting, hestarts running.
We're neck and neck.
I give him a shoulder.
He went fucking flying, got theball, scored a goal.
Thought I nailed it right.
Yeah, coach, looks at me andgoes absolutely not.
The fuck is wrong with you.
This isn't football, no joke.
I looked him dead in the eyeand I said you're right, fuck
(17:15):
this, I quit, I'm playingfootball.
That's how I joined thefootball team.
Yep, that's it wow so Ipracticed one time no switched,
which was fucking happy as shitabout it so back to my story.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
So the the coach, so I, I last like three more weeks
right in practice.
I don't even know if it wasthree weeks, it might have been
two, but what happened was isthat I discovered this thing
that is out there in the ether,it's called pussy Vagina.
(17:50):
So I discovered that and thatreally kind of ended my football
days, you know so you quitfootball.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Yeah, so you are a high school dropout, just
football.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
So back to the next.
So this is like summertime,right, yeah.
So that fall we start schooland I had signed up for the
strength training and everythingin the gym for football, like
that was like the football team.
Yeah, that did it and I kept itbecause I started playing golf
and I'm like, well, this willhelp my strength and everything.
(18:24):
The first day of class thecoach is the.
The football coach is the gymteacher, right, of course.
So I walk in and he sees me andwe're doing our calisthenics
and running around and all thatshit.
And he calls me over and he'slike what are you doing here?
I'm like I'm in your classbecause I'm playing golf and
like you had to be in a sport tobe in that class, I'm like I'm
(18:47):
playing golf.
So he's like I thought youjoined underwater basket weaving
.
So that, yeah, basket weavingSaid that, yeah, I'm like fuck
you, dude, even dick.
Yeah, have you heard of?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
pussy.
That's why I'm not here, right.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yeah, have you heard of it.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Go get some, because you need to get laid dude, fuck
you buddy.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Yeah, I was just like blown away when he asked me
that Like underwater basketweaving so yeah, he was pissed
that I quit the team.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
That's all he's got, though.
Yeah, I don't give a fuck thecheck that comes in the mail for
that season is like four grandright.
So someone quitting the team,it's all pride, it has nothing
to do with results.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Yeah, he was a total dick.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Little did he know that you'd be the fucking mayor
dude.
So every time I come to Brad'sstreet every time me and my wife
joke and I say that he's themayor of Yorktown.
Yorktown.
Mayor of Yorktown so everysingle time that I talk to him,
I mention that my wife's nevergoing to believe that I'm
(19:50):
talking to the mayor of Yorktown.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
So I got a really funny story for you.
It's kind of funny because itgoes right along with our high
school glory days of beingdropouts.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Mine weren't glory days, I did graduate high school
Actually.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
I did play football all four years too, and I was at
a conference.
I was actually pretty good.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Nice what position did you?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
play.
I was a left guard on offenseand I was a defensive end on
defense.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
So I played on the end either way, right, yeah, but
I loved it.
Man, I still miss it, just likeI don't know.
I probably would have enjoyedit if I had a stagging, you know
, if it leads to me fuckingsomeone up.
I just can't do it now in thegym right when it's like what
are you working out for?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
To look better, I don't care, I'll run 50 yards if
I get to hit somebody yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
If I can smack someone around and no one can
say shit to me, I'm all for it.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
I'm game.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
And every time someone's talking about working
out for a sport, I think ofKenny Powers, from Eastbound and
Down.
He's like I once had a coachtell me that I needed to lift
more weights.
Why that's fucking heavy?
Let me ask you this If we wereon an island and there were no
weight drills, no weights, whowould be on top then?
The one with the fucking talentthat's who.
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And every time that I seesomeone lifting weights, I think
of that quote, like just whythat's fucking heavy?
Yeah, I have real skill.
I don't need that shit.
Yeah, oh my god.
So, um, did you know that in2007, I made all conference for
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the conference I was in inkalamazoo?
Okay, for two sports reallyfootball and golf really you're
shocked by that.
I am I fucking suck it.
I am a little shocked and don't, don't, you can't agree with me
, right?
It's like when your wife sayslike I look fucking terrible in
these, like the worst thing youcan say in that moment.
It's like, yeah, you do, okay,I love that.
(21:57):
I have little clubs and I don'tdo well, and I just go out
there and smoke a doom and hangout right right but in 2007 I
made a conference for footballand golf wow, I am, I am shocked
I am shocked with that evenmore shocked when you hear the
fucking end of this.
All right, okay, so because Imade an old conference, they,
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they scheduled a time for us tolike take our pictures for the,
for the gazette and thenewspaper and all that shit
stupid, you know, I don't eventhink they probably do it
anymore, so I think it was at,like parchment high school yeah
and it's just in the gym, the um, the bleachers down, so you're
gonna go up and sit, oh, okayyeah, okay, like you're sitting
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on the bleachers.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah Okay .
Speaker 2 (22:41):
So like I had to wear my football jersey, whatever,
so I wore a home jersey.
They take all the conferencephotos that day for all the
sports, so it's track is therefootball's there golf's there,
swimming's there Golf's there,swimming's there.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Okay, basketball, do it all in one day.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
So all the winter sports are there, or all the I
don't know what you'd callfootball.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
A spring sport maybe, but anyway, they probably just
waited until everything kind ofcame together.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Yeah, Football and golf and all that.
So we all met at Parchment HighSchool.
The football picture was first.
Obviously it's what everyone'swatching.
Just messing.
I'm just messing, so they takethe football picture first.
I get done.
I had a couple buddies thatwere there and I hung out, you
know, with the different teamsand hung out.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
So I had two buddies that were on the golf team and
they go yeah, we're fuckingwaiting around for our picture
because blank, blank and blankdidn't fucking show up to take
their picture for being allconference Like they had shit
going on that day.
I was like those fuckers, lightbulb.
This could be great.
If I take my fucking jersey off, he's not going to remember
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what I look like.
So I go out to my car Okay,this is 18-year-old Eric dude
that thought of this.
I take my jersey off.
I come back with just a trackjacket on, yep, trying to.
You know, fuck with the guy.
If I'm a photographer, I'm notgonna remember everyone's faces
oh yeah yeah, I look at my buddyon the golf team.
I said, watch this, the golfteam all goes.
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They announce that the golfteam goes and I walk with them.
I look at my buddy from schooland I say, watch this.
And he's fucking dying.
Oh yeah, dude, dying.
I said I'm Sean Tucker fromBattle Creek, Penfield.
You're here to take myall-conference photo.
Where do I go?
He's like I was late.
Oh my god, dude, the guy is sowelcoming and kind to me, sits
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me down.
They take the picture.
Dude, my buddies are fuckingdying.
I'm sitting in a picture for asport that I didn't play.
I was not at the golf.
I want to make that fuckingclear.
Okay, I was just football.
I loved basketball, but some ofthe coaches that I had there
were just.
They just made it miserable andjust I learned my passion was
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full and that's okay.
So two weeks later I get homeand my mom is sitting at the the
counter and she's fuckinglaughing.
But she's got that like mom.
Look on her face.
Like what the fuck she goes.
Eric, you sure are anincredible golfer, that's what
everyone says about Chuck.
I said, oh no, did it come out?
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Sure as shit, they printed it.
I have a copy of this newspaperit has the golf picture and it
also has the football pictureand ironically they're next to
each other.
So my cut out of it that I haveshows me in both and it lists
me as Sean Tucker from Medicaid.
So every time I'm on the golfcourse or I can't believe I
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haven't said this, but yeah, Imade all conference in 2007 for
the kalamazoo valley associationstart calling you sean team
without playing golf I have tostart calling you sean dude.
That's it on the golf courseathletic director did not find
that funny oh, I'm sure at theschool, oh yeah, but I was
already kind of known as thatguy.
(26:01):
Yeah, dude, I went to like a Idon't even know if you'd call it
like full-on private, likesemi-private school yeah and
dude, it was like expected,that's what's so great.
Like every time, like I saw myprincipal after the fact, like
at a gas station, she told me Iset a record for coming to her
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office.
I was like shit.
I was like I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
I can buy that.
See, that's something I can getbehind.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
No you provided constant entertainment.
There was a librarian, that uhsweater vest like the thick
brimmed glasses total douchebag.
Trolled everybody in there andI just trolled him back and he
did not like it.
I said no facebook on mycomputers inside my computer lab
and I could do it so good andsometimes I get to uh the
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principal's office, mrs dink andmrs dink dude, yeah, that, tell
me, that shouldn't be a potshop, dude, mrs dink oh yeah,
because everyone loves your momand everybody loves dank crack,
so like boom boom right wow,just thought of that.
I'll write about her.
Um, so I, yeah, I ran into herand, uh, and she was telling me
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she's like, seriously, thoughsome of your impressions that
you could do were so spot on,that like there was times where
you'd come in my office you'd belike hi, mr dave, how are you?
I'm just letting you know I'mhere to report because I I
happen to be in trouble and shereminded me of a time that I
actually found a sweater vest inour lost and found oh, no shit
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into the library like it justfucking did it so oh my god my
God, he lost it Just likethrowing shit as an adult.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Oh, yeah, fucking just passed.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
I wish I felt bad, but if you met this guy, you
would love this.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Oh yeah, I'm sure there's a few teachers that I've
had through the years that Iwould love to see that kind of
thing happen to Like.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
I'll bet he keeps a schedule for when he has to
clean like his legos at home.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
He's that weird guy uh, yeah, do you have another
another sports one not really.
No, I mean, I you know, like Isaid, I played golf in high
school.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
I was never, uh, you know, a star yeah, I don't
think'd call myself a stareither, never got my picture
taken Twice.
And actually I got three for itbecause I was in the preview I
don't know some stupid thing,but I didn't get to Jackson's
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photo.
But I think I learned a lotfrom that situation.
I got a lot to that golf teamthat year Leadership, I got
leadership, charisma.
Golf team that year leadership,charisma and my ability to
adapt to any situation as longas I have a track jacket on.
So I got one more.
If that's okay, yeah, go for it, man.
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And I'd like to think I'm asports legend for that.
I don't think anyone else inMichigan can say I made all my
probably not golf withoutgolfing yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
I would suspect that nobody is in that category yeah,
no way.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
so have you ever had that moment where it feels like
you're in a sitcom, where likesomething happens and like you
could almost predict if it wason television, but there's no
fucking way like it feels likeit's happening?
Yeah, so this is a footballstory again.
So junior year, typicalteenager living for Friday
nights football.
So it's actually kind of ironictoo, because we were playing
parchment.
Okay, with the photo.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
And I looked at that field when I got done with it
and I said I'll be, back.
You know what I'm saying.
Okay, so this is junior yearand we were playing Parchment.
They had a really goodquarterback that year, so I was
on varsity and varsity gamesmatter way more.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
You make playoffs and all that shit.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
They had a really good quarterback.
It's the third quarter.
I'm playing defense and theirquarterback was a stud, so we
would watch film before the game.
We're watching this guy andit's like shit.
He's good, right.
His last name is Wolf.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
He could actually throw.
I'm going to say Kyle Wolf.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
I know his name but I don't think it's fair so I
don't want to drop it right.
Really cool, like justfantastic football player.
Probably looked like BenRoethlisberger when he first
tried it right.
So it's third quarter of thisgame and it's a pretty important
game for us.
Like we're kind of on the cuspof being good but we're not
great, so like we need this winfor playoffs.
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It's a big game.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Oh yeah, sure.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
I'm playing the right end, which would be his blind
side.
So when he goes back to throw,I get a completely clean release
.
Dude, Fucking smoking.
I hit him so fucking hard, dude, Like I hit him harder than Axl
Rose hit the bottle in thefucking 90s.
And when you're out there,that's the thing, that's kind of
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weird.
Just to set the tone Like it'sall hype right, Like you're all
in your head.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Oh, yeah, Like.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
I'd have a playlist I'd listen to on the bus, Like
it was rituals You're in yourhead.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
You got your championship music going on.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Smacking your body against another body.
It's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
It's kind of like sex without the good time.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Yeah, so like I take the star player down, dude, and
I fucking hit him so hard, yeah,like I saw him on the ground,
just like wallowing in pain, man, I felt terrible.
It's that moment where, likeyou want it to be cool.
But it's not but you just hurtsomebody, like hurt somebody
right, never came back in thegame and, dude, I felt weird
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after that Because, like youalways say it, coach said you
know, hit the fuck out of thatguy and you know, break his
fucking arm.
I don't give a shit.
And then it happens.
Yeah, not a cool moment.
You just get that sinkingfeeling All my hype had vanished
and now I'm thinking about that, like my playlist is out of my
head.
I, this is out of my head.
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I'm just kind of like in aweird zone.
Right, yeah, I went from likelet's go kill people to like I'm
going to puke quick.
So this is where it getsfucking funny.
Okay, there's nothing funnyabout that situation, but Right.
So fast forward to 2013,.
I'm working downtown Kalamazoo,right on the Kal mall.
My co-worker, katie at the time, really sweet girl she goes oh,
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my husband's stopping by forlunch.
I didn't think about it at all.
She starts explaining that theymet at parchment high school.
Oh yeah, we're the exact sameage.
She starts explaining all thegirls like oh yeah, he played
quarterback, he's on thefootball team.
Oh shit, he's um really sweetguy like, but she like led with
that like it must be reallyfucking important.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
So now she's got my attention, yeah, on that, you
may see.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Oh yeah uh-oh, did he ever get injured?
Yeah, some jackass broke hisarm, I think junior year.
But you know he really thinksthat's the reason he's not
playing college, like, butthat's okay, he's okay dude,
you're ruining dreams over there.
He walks in yeah I'm likenervous, guilty, like I had just
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like done something horrible,like I just fucking like like
upper deckered their house likeit's like dude, they know my
shit.
They know my shit in the wrongplace.
This is like when you know Ilove streaks on the streaks on
the bowl.
Yeah, the shit in the wrongplace.
This is like when you knowsomething's wrong.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
I love streaks on the bowl, yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
The elephant in the room was fucking huge, but just
for me, not for him, right.
He had no idea who I was, ohyeah.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Right, yep Did you ever tell him.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Yeah.
So I finally started asking thequestions, like you're on a
date and you know someone hassyphilis.
And like you're like you'refucked.
Okay, you're in a bad situationright after you fucked.
What about a doctor?
The doctor button, you know.
Yeah.
So I'm asking all thosequestions, you know, and I'm
just trying to feel it.
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I'm like I just fucking said it.
I was like, dude, I broke yourarm.
Uh, junior year of high schooland I felt fucking terrible no
shit, and I was like I've alwayswanted to apologize, dude, he
was the nicest fucking guy inthe world really he would do no
worries, man like dude, it'sjust a game.
I understand the risk thatcomes with it.
I'm glad.
I'm glad there is risk becauseit makes it more interesting,
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like, yeah, and I kind oflearned a couple things, like
how's a great guy and you neverknow when life circles back
right.
Oh yeah, had I been likeshowboating on the sideline
after hurting a human being.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Yeah, that would have actually gone terrible, right.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Oh yeah, I probably would have met Kyle before that,
right.
But like you never know whenlife will circle back, even if
you're leaving a job, even ifyou're like leaving a bad
situation, like just he, a goodfucking person, do the right
thing, like yeah, and that's whyI like like how I was raised,
because, like in that moment,right, it was an instinct that
for me to feel bad for anotherbut who knows how many other
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people would have that Right andI got over and started cracking
jokes Like dude, his parentsare in the stands.
Can you imagine if a and thenfucking showboated about it?
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
It's over that wouldn't go well.
And there's plenty of kids outthere that, do that.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Karma's real and life has a way of circling back.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Oh yeah, it'll come back and bite you, it's just
it's.
I love it though It'll eithercome back and bite you in the
ass or give you a big hug.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Yep, yeah, but it is top five time time.
I fucking know that for agoddamn fact and I think that
I've been talking a lot.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
So I think we go with your top five.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Good, so my top five.
All right, once again,everybody this is the top five
worst like names on a jersey.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Names on a jersey or sponsors on a jersey or sponsors
for a team yeah, and it couldbe little league, it could be
any anywhere along the footballgeneration yeah anywhere in that
I just a quick small requestfrom the audience.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Do you think that it's possible that you could say
in the jersey would say I wishI had more.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
I wish I had more of those.
All right, so my uh, my firstone, and these aren't in any
particular order, I, just as Iwas thinking, about them, I
wrote them down.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
So my first one is for the name of the jersey Time
Out, Because it would just bereally fucking confusing.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
Time Out.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Like as if there was a team Like Brian time out.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Brian time out oh my God, if they shout it, it would
sound like someone's putting youin the corner every fucking
time.
Brian time out.
No, no, I've been good.
I've been good, it's got to besomeone else.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
It would be confusing all the way through school, man
, I like it, I.
It would be confusing all theway through school, man, I like
it, I, love it.
Okay, number two Name on thejersey Fumbler Fumbler dude.
It'd just be a wide receiver'snightmare.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Oh my God, dude, it'd have to be like a Tommy Fumbler
, like it just sounds right,dude, tommy Fumbler, he's known
for fucking up, but he runs realfast.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
He leaves a ball behind him, but he runs real
fast.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
If your team ends up recovering, you'll be fine, all
right.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Third one so this is a sponsor Bob's Bale Bondsman.
So this is a sponsor, bob'sBail Bondsman, and the sponsor
logo would say making sure allyour teammates can attend.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Oh my God, oh my God, dude, bob's Bail Bondsman, the
first and official partner ofthe NFL.
We would like to thank Bill andalso all their fans that are
listening to that.
Bob's Bail Bonds, so yourhomies can attend too.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Okay, number four Tinder Swipe right for a
touchdown.
Oh my God.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
How did you meet your husband?
Well, it's kind of a funnystory.
So they ran the sand campaignand it was swipe right for a
touchdown, so I was on therewith my matches which I didn't
want to really match with themand I thought I'm going to swipe
right on ten of them becausethey just told me to.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
That's how we met.
That's how.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
I met Sean and now we're five.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
That's how I met Brian Timeout.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
He's a really good guy, way better than Tommy
Fumbler.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
All right, and the last one Sawyer Funeral Home.
We'll help you bury thecompetition.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Oh my God, dude, that's gold.
Sawyer Funeral Home.
We'll help you bury thecompetition.
Oh my god, dude, that's gold.
Wow, we will help you bury thecompetition.
That's my top five.
Oh my god, we'll help you.
And like their ads, could havelike tombstones with, like the
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other quarterbacks, name on it.
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Yeah, yeah, I like it .
That'd be a great sponsor.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
I think what I love the most about these top fives
is that mine is so differentfrom yours.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
So mine are all sponsors of specific teams.
Oh, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
These are cool.
I can't wait, dude, I just know.
I can't wait to hear.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
I got a feeling.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Wee-hee.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
You ready for this shit?
Yeah, number five.
Wait, you went one to five,right?
Speaker 1 (39:42):
No particular order.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Dude, I'm going to format paint this situation and
I'm going to start with one.
Okay, Number one the DetroitLions.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
The sponsor would be Spirit of Halloween, because
they show up once a year andnever when you fucking need them
.
Show up once a year and neverwhen you fucking need them In
spirit of Halloween also goesaway as soon as the playoffs
start.
Pretty much, so that's whataccounts to here.
I can't do it I couldn'tfucking believe that this year I
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know Sold out fucking stadium$900 ticket.
Everyone's hype.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Couldn't pull it off Credit to Jaden Daniels's hell
of a guy, but like hell of aquarterback.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
So talented but, my god, Fucking A Dan Campbell, why
didn't you bite his kneecap off?
We're all you know.
Fuck.
Alright, number two I wanted tosay four, but I said two.
Number two the Las VegasRaiders.
And and only fans would betheir sponsor, because nothing
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says commitment to bad decisionslike the raiders and a
subscription based premium pornservice.
Like being real with you.
I think the raiders have itworse than the lions in the last
50 years, like we at least hadstafford and calvin johnson and
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barry sanders and we've at leasthad moments, right, yeah, the
raiders have just queefed allover like their fan base.
They do, they dress up, theywear the makeup yeah, that's
true, always wheel out theshittiest fucking product dude
yeah like waiting for ledzeppelin to play dude and like,
uh, I don't know the sex tissuesshow up the sex tissues show up
(41:30):
.
Dude, yeah, keith, turbin openedup.
What the fuck is this?
We're all hype yeah numberthree, the New England Patriots.
Their sponsor would be ViagraFor when the dynasty is
struggling to stay up.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Oh shit, they're struggling.
That's a team.
After Tom Brady left Dude BoomDown In the dumps.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Yeah, he's from Michigan, though.
I know that's what makes itawesome.
You can't not like Brady.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Dude yeah, politics aside, the dude's a legend.
Number two no shit, shit, thereI go.
Four.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Number four can't fucking count today the.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Jacksonville Jaguars.
Okay, the sponsor is DollarTree Condoms, because being a
fan of Jacksonville is liketaking risks that you know are
not gonna end well oh shit, notgoing to end well, oh shit, oh
man, five Number five, you sure.
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Positive the Dallas Cowboys.
The sponsor would be Pornhub.
The fan base is used tofinishing disappointed but still
coming back.
Oh my god oh dude.
(43:16):
I saw that I was like Iliterally thought of that dude
like, oh my god, this is fuckinggold.
Every year the Cowboys startout 6-2, then it goes 7-2, then
it goes 8-3, then it goes 8-4,8-5, 8-6 and everyone's like
fuck that, chris Scott, and thenthe season's just over.
(43:36):
That's awesome, yeah.
So poor job, I think is reallymissing out on some great
advertising stuff.
Right now I can't speak, oh man.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
I didn't have any extras that I wrote down anyway.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
I had.
The team would be Ohio State.
The sponsor would be M-Den,because, fuck, ohio, m-den is
the official sponsor of MichiganFootball.
There you go, the WashingtonCommanders.
The sponsor would be Dependsbecause the franchise that has
you leaking in the wrong placesconstantly.
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What the fuck?
Speaker 1 (44:19):
I would have gone with.
It depends on what year it iswhat we're going to call
ourselves.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
Oh my god, that's good.
I like that.
I lost my train of thoughtwhile reading my own writing
test, thinking about the Pornhubthing.
So what if the Green BayPackers were sponsored by
Fleshlight?
They're used to handling thingssolo in the cold of Wisconsin.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
Or the Lions and Blockbuster.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
It's perfect for a team that's stuck in the fucking
past.
Oh yeah, sponsored by likeEnron or Blockbuster or any of
the things that aren't aroundanymore.
Yeah, Enron.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
That's a touchy subject.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
For the Chiefs sponsored by Blue Chew, for when
your quarterback and fan basedecide to flop, rock hard result
.
Rock hard result Dude what ifthe Eagles were sponsored by
Kegel Beans and they weren't bythe Kegels, the Philly Kegels,
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the New York Jets, sponsored byCrash Dummy Testing, because
they have been wrecked on thefield for the past 50 years.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Yeah, oh shit, those are some good ones Pornhub
dude's.
Speaker 3 (45:41):
That has to be number one, that is it.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
That's I'm calling it right now, but if we go, back
through this finishingdisappointed that was awesome.
Yeah, that's definitely that'sthat.
That's my number one, that's mypick for the next episode for
sure.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
So here's a question for you.
All right In the next.
Okay, a couple Super Bowlpredictions.
Really quick, how many timeswill Taylor Swift be shown on
the television over or under 20times shown?
More Okay, brad's going up,I'll go.
Okay, so I'm going below.
We got to do the opposites.
More Okay, brad's going up,I'll go Okay, so I'm going below
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.
We got to do the opposites Okay.
So now I get to pick.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
So I think the next one is how many times will
Mahone flop More?
Speaker 2 (46:33):
I put the over under.
What would you put the overunder?
I think the over under shouldbe at two.
Oh, because that would just bea definitive flop that draws a
penalty, but that just, oh, okay.
All right Two times where it'slike obvious.
Okay, yeah, I'm going to gounder on that.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
I'm going over then.
Okay, yeah, I'm thinking thathe's going to do it five times,
five times that.
It's obvious that that's whathe's doing.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
Here's a good one.
If the Chiefs win, how manytimes will Travis Kelsey say the
word bro in his speech?
Speaker 1 (47:10):
Over or under three.
I'm going to say under.
Okay, so you can win that one.
You're going under, I'm goingunder.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
And the last one how bad do the ratings dip when
Kendrick Lamar takes the stage?
Speaker 1 (47:23):
Oh, I think everybody turns it off.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Do you think, or do you think they leave it up?
Speaker 1 (47:28):
It's definitely going down.
Do you have a stat?
Speaker 2 (47:29):
for how many people are actually watching.
I'll bet it would be staggering.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
How much it goes down or how much it goes up.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
I'll bet it's still on the TV.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
Okay, so let's say this let's say this oh yeah,
everybody's headed to theconcession stand.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Oh, here's a better one.
How many set changes doesKendrick Lamar have?
How many different stages ordifferent outfits?
I'm going to put the over orunder at five.
I'm going to say under Okay,all right, yeah, that's it.
Okay, okay.
So Brad thinks that TaylorSwift should be shown under 20
times Mahomes.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
No, no, no, I said over.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
Oh, I said under Okay , these are mine.
Okay, you think that TaylorSwift should be shown over 20
times Yep when the game starts.
So first quarter oh from anyyeah.
Yeah, at any point Fourthquarter end will flop more than
two times.
Is what you think too.
Speaker 3 (48:19):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
Kelsey will say the word bro in his speech less than
three times, three times.
And you think Kendrick Lamarwill have less than five set
changes.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
We have to go over those and it might not be our
next episode.
It might actually have to beepisode seven.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
Yeah, we can go seven yeah okay, because it's going
to be a minute before we watchthe game.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
Yeah, but that's it, folks.
That's all I've got for you,we've got some predictions.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Hey, what are your predictions?
Throw us some comments on whatyour predictions are going to be
for those.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
Yeah, anywhere, we always have a direct line to our
studio.
Yeah, anywhere, we always havea direct line to our studio, the
Rowden Laudy.
Studio.
We can call it whatever thefuck we want.
This is great, yeah, hell yeah.
But we always have a directline of communication.
It is RowdenLaudy at gmailcom.
That is R-O-W-D-A-N-D-L-O-U-D-Yat gmailcom.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
All right, everybody.
Thanks for listening.
We'll catch you on the nextepisode.
Absolutely Thanks, Jay andChris and Brad's wife Peace,
peace, we'll see you next time.
Welcome back to the Roud and Lowny podcast.
This is episode five and we gota little Super Bowl action
coming at you tonight, gotsports stories and fails, and
then we're going to cover thetop five worst names you could
have on the back of your jersey,or a weird sponsor, little
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League sponsors or somethinglike that.
So it's going to be a fun show.
It's going to be great.
Coming at you live here at theroutin loudy headquarters studio
.
All right, what you got there,eric?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
well, I think my job is to recap, but uh, but yeah,
um special little super bowlepisode today, really excited
for that game is on february 9.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Chiefs and eagles chiefs and eagles, which is so
you're, you're.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Uh, your prediction didn't come true, but I failed
you failed that one yeah, Ithink a lot of those won't come
true.
But you know what?
I'm totally fine with it and Ithink that there's a reason for
it.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I forgot, so we looked it up too.
We didn't cover the hood forthe 1984 grand prix.
That's 55 pounds.
That came down on my thumb alot last time I checked.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
That's a lot, so I gotta go over a quick recap for
you of funny band names that wecovered in the last episode,
which I really enjoyed thatepisode yeah, that was great,
that was great, just epic.
So, once again, if you want tolisten to our podcasts Spotify,
youtube, amazon, iHeartRadiohowever you're listening.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
And we have a lot more followers and subscribers.
Now what?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
up.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Jay, what up, what up , jay so last episode.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
We did that have a lot more followers and
subscribers.
Now, what up, jay?
What up, what up?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
so I'm sorry, I can't .
I can't say everybody because Idon't know who all's out there.
I know I don't see all theirnames, so sorry about that.
If you're a subscriber, thankyou.
You're awesome, you rock.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, I can't thank you enough so you know how they
removed all the checks for, likefacebook, which you're just
talking to me about oh yeah,fact checkers you need to do
that with subscribers.
Okay, yeah, I'm sick of havingonly fans.
All right, we only know chris.
So we gave chris some shoutouts.
But I want to give a specialshout out to to mr jay.
I worked with jay for a longtime.
He's been listening the wholetime and I I went over then and
(02:41):
hung out with him for a littlebit the other day.
Oh yeah, dude, great friend ofmine, yeah, you'll love this guy
Seriously.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
I can't wait to meet him.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I don't know anybody that doesn't like him Like.
If you don't like him, there'sa problem with you.
Well, I don't like you, that'strue.
You know what we're working onit all right, we're working on.
He's like man, I've beenlistening to you loyally since
you started and who's Chris?
And I was like I haven't evenmet the guy but I just kind of
rolled with him.
All right, he's a really goodguy.
(03:09):
So I want to make sure I gave alittle special shout out to Jay
today.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Dude, that killed me when you said that after the
episode, Like hey, just so youknow we have more than one
subscriber.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, I knew the whole time but balls dude it's
like that person that comes overwith that new car and it's like
a dodge neon three differentcolor panels on it right you're
like what the fuck is this?
He's like dude, it's gotautomatic windows.
Like look at this.
Serious radio, are you kiddingme?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
serious radio, I got that and you don't have the
heart to tell him yeah that carsucks, you should have dude,
that would have been greatfucking like at the end of the
episode, just like.
Hey, just so you know, we havemore than one subscriber, by the
way.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
So quick recap from the last episode of some of the
band names.
So we were tasked with comingup with a couple of cover band
names that would be awful, andwe are shortening the top five
to top three.
Thanks, jay, awful, and uh, weare shortening the top five to
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top three.
Thanks, jay and um.
So recap number three wassticks in the mud, which is a
sticks and queen cover band.
If you can't understand theirony, google it.
Google it.
Two, the mariah jerry's.
So it would be a group of guysthat were singing Mariah Carey
songs, which, mariah Carey, isawful.
I'm sorry, if you're listening,you're kind of cute, but like I
, just I can't do it yeah, andthey're down in hell's waiting
(04:33):
room.
I think, Mariah Carey is part ofthe reason that malls don't
exist.
They trade it too much yes,people stop going.
I just can't buy Tommy Hilfigerjeans with this ruckus on Right.
Yeah, and the number one fromthe previous episode was the
Pink Tulips, which is anall-girl Pink Floyd cover band,
(04:53):
and I don't even know if thatwould have won if we weren't
allowed to have banter after,but we ended up coming up with
the front.
Two people in the band would beRoger Twatters and David
Fillmore on the spot, and they'dbe playing Dark Side of the
Poon in full.
Dark Side of the Poon yeah,that'd be awesome.
I'd go see that show.
So Super Bowl episode buddy,you excited about it.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I am.
I don't really care abouteither team.
That's in the Super Bowl if I'mbeing honest.
I mean, obviously we're Detroit.
Lions fans and we got screwed.
We didn.
If I'm being honest, I mean,obviously we're Detroit Lions
fans and we got screwed and wedidn't get we didn't get screwed
.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
But yeah, there's no, there's no one to blame and I
hate that.
It's like it's like when youbreak your arm, you want to be
able to look at somebody like,dude, fuck you, Why'd you do
this?
You did this.
Yeah, you don't have anyone toblame?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
No, no, but you know what?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
They've come a long way.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
They're building and they are building and I think
they'll do good things next year.
I hope they will.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I think they will.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Dan Campbell's awesome.
I'm not going to say that nextyear's the year, but you know.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
So Super Bowl is February 9, 630.
Chiefs and Eagles obviously thehalftime show is Kendrick Lamar
.
Who the fuck is that?
He's really famous A lot of it.
It's more of a 17.
I'd almost push it to 14 to 25.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Let me, let me ask you this question Are they, does
anybody at that stadium goingto know who that guy is?
I mean there, are they reallygoing to the fans of the nfl?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
because no, I don't know, I, I really, you know, I
I'd like to see a little bitlike.
So I actually wrote down thepast couple uh, halftime shows.
So in in 2024 we had usher,yeah, yeah.
2023, rihanna.
2022 was snoop dogg, eminem andthat was good here's a guy,
your kendrick Lamar, was theretoo, was he?
(06:46):
So he's been on stage two ofthe last five years.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Oh, I don't know who he is.
I really don't.
I don't know any of his music.
I don't know anything.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
He's an up-and-coming rapper.
We had the Weeknd in 2021,shakira and J-Lo in 2020.
Weekend in 2021, shakira andJ-Lo in 2020.
And I think that Maroon 5ruined it for rock bands in 2019
.
It was awful when that dudetook his shirt off too, and it's
like what are you doing?
Your set is 12 minutes long.
You're going to tell me thatit's that hot for you right now.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
No, don't want to hear it.
He's doing it for the ladies.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
But your shitty music is the reason that we've had
these awful performances,because jay-z came in and took
over in 2019.
As soon as maroon 5 got upstage, they're like no more, let's
hire fucking jay-z.
But that's why we don't haveany diversity in our in our
halftime shows I startedthinking about it and it blows
my mind and maybe this is justme but how's taylor swift not
done one?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
she's too busy watching.
Watching Kelsey up in the showbox, man.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
She would literally just have to take the elevator
down, go down there, likeinstead of getting a drink at
halftime she'd just go play yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Metallica.
I'm okay with her not playingthough Honestly.
I'm not a Taylor Swift fan.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I'm not either, but I'm saying you can't deny that
she's huge.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
That's what I'm getting at.
She's absolutely huge.
That's what.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I'm getting at.
I'm not saying that she's mydude, I don't even listen to her
.
I am a full-blown rock guy.
You know that about me.
Yeah, but you got to give herprops for props to do, and her
tour has grossed over a billiondollars.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yeah, absolutely so the fact that.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
A.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Super Bowl.
It blows my mind Metallica PaulMcCartney of the Beatles Ozzy.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Ozzy, what was the other ones?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Pink Floyd, led Zeppelin, elton John.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, he did one.
He was on.
It wasn't too long ago.
I don't think he's.
I think he was like a sideperson.
He was a side piece, I don'tknow.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I just you know the whole rule that people can't hit
the quarterback these days, thewhole throwing a flag every
time Mahomes farts and then youwheel out Kendrick Lamar to
office.
It's like man.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Do you know why he's number 15?
Why?
Because that's how many yardsyou get in a penalty for
touching him Shit.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
He has like invisible security everywhere he goes
yeah, yeah, he's got a bubble.
Dude Can't break the bubble.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
You gotta give him his props, though I'm just being
real.
Like they beat the shit out ofthe Bills Like that was their
game the whole time.
I think Andy Reid is amastermind, their coach Like he
is just insane.
He's one for the Eagles.
He's won for the Chiefs.
Like he's just been nothing butquality everywhere he's been.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah, he's a good coach.
You know it does suck.
I mean, Mahomes is a goodquarterback.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
He just does.
I mean he's got a good teamaround him.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
We should have known.
Right, everyone's coming outnow that he's been flopping.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Dude, why isn't the Super Bowl sponsored by Viagra,
with all the fucking floppingthat's going on?
Man Right, oh my God, dude,those are at the end.
Man Dude, it'd be such a solidSuper Bowl, literally, it'd be
hard.
It'd be so hard It'd be solid.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
It's hard to watch.
It'd be a solid Super BowlRight.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
There'd be so many puns, dude It'd be be a solid
Super Bowl.
But honestly, I'm just hopingfor a good game.
We're not going to get a nipslip like we got out of Janet
Jackson, but we're going to havea great time.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yeah, I hope it's a good game.
I really do.
I mean, it's always.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
It's just.
It's like they have to have thedynasty, right.
Yeah, like they had thePatriots and then now it's the
Chiefs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I don'tknow.
I hope it's a great game.
Hope you guys enjoy it.
Hopefully this episode will belive before that.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Oh yeah, yeah, We'll get it out before then,
absolutely.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
So funny sports stories friend.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, so what do you got for me?
I don't have any Super Bowlstories.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I don't either.
That's good I don't either.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah, yeah, because I've never really been a Super
Bowl like go to a Super Bowlparty or anything like that.
But I do have a sports-related,football-related story from my
high school days.
So I was never the guy that wasin Rocket football.
I didn't play any footballgrowing up other than with my
(11:03):
buddies you know out in theneighborhood and all that shit.
But on my junior year of highschool I decided that I'm going
to play football, Right?
Junior year of high school, myjunior year of high school, Okay
, yeah, and so I show up forpractice and I go through the
(11:24):
like the hell week, right, theyhave.
Like this practice is two adays and stuff like that, I go
get through all that.
No worries.
I mean, I was pretty fit inhigh school.
I'm not now, obviously, but Iwas pretty fit.
Where's the time, scott?
Right?
So get through all that and,like, the practice starts and
they put me as nose guard.
(11:45):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
And.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
I was not a big dude.
I mean I probably weighed170-ish.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
So defensive side of the ball, obviously yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Okay, but I was muscular back then, I was fit, I
was in good shape.
So, anyway, we're at the firstpractice where, like, we're
hitting the dummies right or thepads, that everybody holds up,
not the sleds, oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
We had pads, that guys would hold up Typical
lineman drill.
Yep, I know exactly what you'retalking about.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
So I have no idea, right, this is my first practice
in any kind of footballanything.
And so the coach tells me to goout and hold the pads.
They're going to run a play.
Hold the pad up, let the guyhit you.
All right, no problem.
So I'm there, I'm back and Ihave no idea what the fuck's
(12:35):
going on and I'm just kind ofdaydreaming out there.
I'm watching fuckingbutterflies or something.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
I don't know, it's hot.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Dude, this guy went through the fucking line and
that's just like the biggest guythat we had on the team.
Fucking, nails me and justshoots me halfway across the
fucking field.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
You were holding the pad, I was holding the pad.
The pad didn't make it.
Brad didn't make it.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Dude, I fucking.
He hit me.
I flew.
I swear to God, I had to haveflown like 20 feet.
Oh my God, I got up and I'mfucking like what the fuck just
happened and the guy's fuckinglaughing.
Obviously Everybody on thefucking team is laughing and I'm
just like fucking.
That was great.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Fucking good hit dude .
The best part is there's acertain way to stand with that
bag.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Oh, yeah, which I'm sure you learned later, right?
Oh yeah, after that.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
If you hold that close to your chest, it's like
putting a seat cushion out thereNothing's going to happen,
right Like if he's going to hityou.
You're fucked.
Oh yeah yeah.
If you lean forward with that,you kind of wedge gets there.
I'm just like what the fuck'sgoing on?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Just whammo, just sends me flying.
What if?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
you quit that day Like, just like, fuck this,
right.
I tried to do the bag thing,the equivalent of Eric playing
the fucking triangle in bands.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah, I didn't like it.
I should have held it out likelike out of the side of me, you
know.
Oh, my gosh dude.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
So I got sidebar and I hate to do this because I'm
going to have to go for atrifecta right now.
Okay, Okay.
So two things.
So you said that you startedplaying football your junior
year of high school, correct?
Yes, want to know somethingcrazy.
Do you know who BenRoethlisberger is Like from the
Steelers?
Yeah, quarterback.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yep, yeah, dude, I love the Steelers.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Okay, he started playing football his junior year
of high school.
Really, which is crazy, that iscrazy, okay, and it was on a
bet, so he was really athletic,so he was like so the reason I
know this is because I was in anetworking group with a girl in
(14:49):
Battle Creek that her husbandwas in the same graduating class
as him.
No shit, yeah, in Ohio.
Wow, bad place, but yeah, benRoethlisberger's cool.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
So he got bet that he couldn't turn the football team
around.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Really.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Took him really far into the playoffs, first year,
second year, I think.
One state yeah so he literallystarted playing football when he
was 16 years old.
One of the best quarterbacks ofall time no shit, I did not
know that it just shows that youcan.
You can do whatever the fuck youwant.
Like, oh yeah.
Like, look at us and I don'tmean to be weird, I get that
we're not the fucking best.
I don't know that.
I like this podcast.
I might turn it right and Iunderstand right.
(15:23):
We're not the fucking best.
I don't know that I like thispodcast.
I might turn it right and Iunderstand right.
We're fucking working on itright.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Yeah, we got a lot of work to do.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Buddy, we're good at this.
If we didn't fucking try?
Yeah, he would never know thathe was good at football if he
didn't fucking try yeah, and thefact that he made a bet and
stuck with it.
You know dude, so other sidebarall right, I played a lot of
sports growing up as, like I,was a huge sports kid.
Okay, basketball, football,soccer, you name it, loved it
(15:52):
right so when I got to highschool, I had to choose between
soccer and football.
It was really hard for me,actually, because I've been
playing soccer since I was fiveI've been playing football since
I was in like fifth grade, okay, so I'd been playing soccer
longer.
So that summer leading up tofreshman year of high school, I
trained with the soccer team, soI ran with them, I did all this
shit and I didn't really likethe guys.
(16:12):
If I'm being real, I don't know.
It's like hanging out with abunch of like.
If you hung out with a bunch ofmissionaries, it's cool, but
maybe not for me, maybe thisisn't for me.
So I get to it's cool, butmaybe not for me, maybe this
isn't for me.
So I get to my very firstpractice and I had to sidebar
this because it was your firstpractice.
You see how many things happenlike that.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
So I get to the soccer field, I'm watching
football.
Right, they do that drill wheretwo guys are standing next to
each other and they throw theball out and whoever gets it,
whatever you know, it's kind oflike an endurance thing.
Yeah, and they throw the ballout and whoever gets it,
whatever you know, it's kind oflike an endurance thing.
Yeah, okay, he does.
I'm standing next to a kid.
I'm looking at this kid andit's like the cocky kid on the
(16:53):
team.
Yep, and I already know I'mlike the fuck is this guy?
So I, I start sprinting, hestarts running.
We're neck and neck.
I give him a shoulder.
He went fucking flying, got theball, scored a goal.
Thought I nailed it right.
Yeah, coach, looks at me andgoes absolutely not.
The fuck is wrong with you.
This isn't football, no joke.
I looked him dead in the eyeand I said you're right, fuck
(17:15):
this, I quit, I'm playingfootball.
That's how I joined thefootball team.
Yep, that's it wow so Ipracticed one time no switched,
which was fucking happy as shitabout it so back to my story.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
So the the coach, so I, I last like three more weeks
right in practice.
I don't even know if it wasthree weeks, it might have been
two, but what happened was isthat I discovered this thing
that is out there in the ether,it's called pussy Vagina.
(17:50):
So I discovered that and thatreally kind of ended my football
days, you know so you quitfootball.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Yeah, so you are a high school dropout, just
football.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
So back to the next.
So this is like summertime,right, yeah.
So that fall we start schooland I had signed up for the
strength training and everythingin the gym for football, like
that was like the football team.
Yeah, that did it and I kept itbecause I started playing golf
and I'm like, well, this willhelp my strength and everything.
(18:24):
The first day of class thecoach is the.
The football coach is the gymteacher, right, of course.
So I walk in and he sees me andwe're doing our calisthenics
and running around and all thatshit.
And he calls me over and he'slike what are you doing here?
I'm like I'm in your classbecause I'm playing golf and
like you had to be in a sport tobe in that class, I'm like I'm
(18:47):
playing golf.
So he's like I thought youjoined underwater basket weaving
.
So that, yeah, basket weavingSaid that, yeah, I'm like fuck
you, dude, even dick.
Yeah, have you heard of?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
pussy.
That's why I'm not here, right.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yeah, have you heard of it.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Go get some, because you need to get laid dude, fuck
you buddy.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Yeah, I was just like blown away when he asked me
that Like underwater basketweaving so yeah, he was pissed
that I quit the team.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
That's all he's got, though.
Yeah, I don't give a fuck thecheck that comes in the mail for
that season is like four grandright.
So someone quitting the team,it's all pride, it has nothing
to do with results.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Yeah, he was a total dick.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Little did he know that you'd be the fucking mayor
dude.
So every time I come to Brad'sstreet every time me and my wife
joke and I say that he's themayor of Yorktown.
Yorktown.
Mayor of Yorktown so everysingle time that I talk to him,
I mention that my wife's nevergoing to believe that I'm
(19:50):
talking to the mayor of Yorktown.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
So I got a really funny story for you.
It's kind of funny because itgoes right along with our high
school glory days of beingdropouts.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Mine weren't glory days, I did graduate high school
Actually.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
I did play football all four years too, and I was at
a conference.
I was actually pretty good.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Nice what position did you?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
play.
I was a left guard on offenseand I was a defensive end on
defense.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
So I played on the end either way, right, yeah, but
I loved it.
Man, I still miss it, just likeI don't know.
I probably would have enjoyedit if I had a stagging, you know
, if it leads to me fuckingsomeone up.
I just can't do it now in thegym right when it's like what
are you working out for?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
To look better, I don't care, I'll run 50 yards if
I get to hit somebody yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
If I can smack someone around and no one can
say shit to me, I'm all for it.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
I'm game.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
And every time someone's talking about working
out for a sport, I think ofKenny Powers, from Eastbound and
Down.
He's like I once had a coachtell me that I needed to lift
more weights.
Why that's fucking heavy?
Let me ask you this If we wereon an island and there were no
weight drills, no weights, whowould be on top then?
The one with the fucking talentthat's who.
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And every time that I seesomeone lifting weights, I think
of that quote, like just whythat's fucking heavy?
Yeah, I have real skill.
I don't need that shit.
Yeah, oh my god.
So, um, did you know that in2007, I made all conference for
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the conference I was in inkalamazoo?
Okay, for two sports reallyfootball and golf really you're
shocked by that.
I am I fucking suck it.
I am a little shocked and don't, don't, you can't agree with me
, right?
It's like when your wife sayslike I look fucking terrible in
these, like the worst thing youcan say in that moment.
It's like, yeah, you do, okay,I love that.
(21:57):
I have little clubs and I don'tdo well, and I just go out
there and smoke a doom and hangout right right but in 2007 I
made a conference for footballand golf wow, I am, I am shocked
I am shocked with that evenmore shocked when you hear the
fucking end of this.
All right, okay, so because Imade an old conference, they,
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they scheduled a time for us tolike take our pictures for the,
for the gazette and thenewspaper and all that shit
stupid, you know, I don't eventhink they probably do it
anymore, so I think it was at,like parchment high school yeah
and it's just in the gym, the um, the bleachers down, so you're
gonna go up and sit, oh, okayyeah, okay, like you're sitting
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on the bleachers.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah Okay .
Speaker 2 (22:41):
So like I had to wear my football jersey, whatever,
so I wore a home jersey.
They take all the conferencephotos that day for all the
sports, so it's track is therefootball's there golf's there,
swimming's there Golf's there,swimming's there.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Okay, basketball, do it all in one day.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
So all the winter sports are there, or all the I
don't know what you'd callfootball.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
A spring sport maybe, but anyway, they probably just
waited until everything kind ofcame together.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Yeah, Football and golf and all that.
So we all met at Parchment HighSchool.
The football picture was first.
Obviously it's what everyone'swatching.
Just messing.
I'm just messing, so they takethe football picture first.
I get done.
I had a couple buddies thatwere there and I hung out, you
know, with the different teamsand hung out.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
So I had two buddies that were on the golf team and
they go yeah, we're fuckingwaiting around for our picture
because blank, blank and blankdidn't fucking show up to take
their picture for being allconference Like they had shit
going on that day.
I was like those fuckers, lightbulb.
This could be great.
If I take my fucking jersey off, he's not going to remember
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what I look like.
So I go out to my car Okay,this is 18-year-old Eric dude
that thought of this.
I take my jersey off.
I come back with just a trackjacket on, yep, trying to.
You know, fuck with the guy.
If I'm a photographer, I'm notgonna remember everyone's faces
oh yeah yeah, I look at my buddyon the golf team.
I said, watch this, the golfteam all goes.
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They announce that the golfteam goes and I walk with them.
I look at my buddy from schooland I say, watch this.
And he's fucking dying.
Oh yeah, dude, dying.
I said I'm Sean Tucker fromBattle Creek, Penfield.
You're here to take myall-conference photo.
Where do I go?
He's like I was late.
Oh my god, dude, the guy is sowelcoming and kind to me, sits
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me down.
They take the picture.
Dude, my buddies are fuckingdying.
I'm sitting in a picture for asport that I didn't play.
I was not at the golf.
I want to make that fuckingclear.
Okay, I was just football.
I loved basketball, but some ofthe coaches that I had there
were just.
They just made it miserable andjust I learned my passion was
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full and that's okay.
So two weeks later I get homeand my mom is sitting at the the
counter and she's fuckinglaughing.
But she's got that like mom.
Look on her face.
Like what the fuck she goes.
Eric, you sure are anincredible golfer, that's what
everyone says about Chuck.
I said, oh no, did it come out?
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Sure as shit, they printed it.
I have a copy of this newspaperit has the golf picture and it
also has the football pictureand ironically they're next to
each other.
So my cut out of it that I haveshows me in both and it lists
me as Sean Tucker from Medicaid.
So every time I'm on the golfcourse or I can't believe I
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haven't said this, but yeah, Imade all conference in 2007 for
the kalamazoo valley associationstart calling you sean team
without playing golf I have tostart calling you sean dude.
That's it on the golf courseathletic director did not find
that funny oh, I'm sure at theschool, oh yeah, but I was
already kind of known as thatguy.
(26:01):
Yeah, dude, I went to like a Idon't even know if you'd call it
like full-on private, likesemi-private school yeah and
dude, it was like expected,that's what's so great.
Like every time, like I saw myprincipal after the fact, like
at a gas station, she told me Iset a record for coming to her
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office.
I was like shit.
I was like I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
I can buy that.
See, that's something I can getbehind.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
No you provided constant entertainment.
There was a librarian, that uhsweater vest like the thick
brimmed glasses total douchebag.
Trolled everybody in there andI just trolled him back and he
did not like it.
I said no facebook on mycomputers inside my computer lab
and I could do it so good andsometimes I get to uh the
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principal's office, mrs dink andmrs dink dude, yeah, that, tell
me, that shouldn't be a potshop, dude, mrs dink oh yeah,
because everyone loves your momand everybody loves dank crack,
so like boom boom right wow,just thought of that.
I'll write about her.
Um, so I, yeah, I ran into herand, uh, and she was telling me
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she's like, seriously, thoughsome of your impressions that
you could do were so spot on,that like there was times where
you'd come in my office you'd belike hi, mr dave, how are you?
I'm just letting you know I'mhere to report because I I
happen to be in trouble and shereminded me of a time that I
actually found a sweater vest inour lost and found oh, no shit
(27:29):
into the library like it justfucking did it so oh my god my
God, he lost it Just likethrowing shit as an adult.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Oh, yeah, fucking just passed.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
I wish I felt bad, but if you met this guy, you
would love this.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Oh yeah, I'm sure there's a few teachers that I've
had through the years that Iwould love to see that kind of
thing happen to Like.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
I'll bet he keeps a schedule for when he has to
clean like his legos at home.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
He's that weird guy uh, yeah, do you have another
another sports one not really.
No, I mean, I you know, like Isaid, I played golf in high
school.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
I was never, uh, you know, a star yeah, I don't
think'd call myself a stareither, never got my picture
taken Twice.
And actually I got three for itbecause I was in the preview I
don't know some stupid thing,but I didn't get to Jackson's
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photo.
But I think I learned a lotfrom that situation.
I got a lot to that golf teamthat year Leadership, I got
leadership, charisma.
Golf team that year leadership,charisma and my ability to
adapt to any situation as longas I have a track jacket on.
So I got one more.
If that's okay, yeah, go for it, man.
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And I'd like to think I'm asports legend for that.
I don't think anyone else inMichigan can say I made all my
probably not golf withoutgolfing yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
I would suspect that nobody is in that category yeah,
no way.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
so have you ever had that moment where it feels like
you're in a sitcom, where likesomething happens and like you
could almost predict if it wason television, but there's no
fucking way like it feels likeit's happening?
Yeah, so this is a footballstory again.
So junior year, typicalteenager living for Friday
nights football.
So it's actually kind of ironictoo, because we were playing
parchment.
Okay, with the photo.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
And I looked at that field when I got done with it
and I said I'll be, back.
You know what I'm saying.
Okay, so this is junior yearand we were playing Parchment.
They had a really goodquarterback that year, so I was
on varsity and varsity gamesmatter way more.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
You make playoffs and all that shit.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
They had a really good quarterback.
It's the third quarter.
I'm playing defense and theirquarterback was a stud, so we
would watch film before the game.
We're watching this guy andit's like shit.
He's good, right.
His last name is Wolf.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
He could actually throw.
I'm going to say Kyle Wolf.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
I know his name but I don't think it's fair so I
don't want to drop it right.
Really cool, like justfantastic football player.
Probably looked like BenRoethlisberger when he first
tried it right.
So it's third quarter of thisgame and it's a pretty important
game for us.
Like we're kind of on the cuspof being good but we're not
great, so like we need this winfor playoffs.
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It's a big game.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Oh yeah, sure.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
I'm playing the right end, which would be his blind
side.
So when he goes back to throw,I get a completely clean release
.
Dude, Fucking smoking.
I hit him so fucking hard, dude, Like I hit him harder than Axl
Rose hit the bottle in thefucking 90s.
And when you're out there,that's the thing, that's kind of
(30:52):
weird.
Just to set the tone Like it'sall hype right, Like you're all
in your head.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Oh, yeah, Like.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
I'd have a playlist I'd listen to on the bus, Like
it was rituals You're in yourhead.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
You got your championship music going on.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Smacking your body against another body.
It's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
It's kind of like sex without the good time.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Yeah, so like I take the star player down, dude, and
I fucking hit him so hard, yeah,like I saw him on the ground,
just like wallowing in pain, man, I felt terrible.
It's that moment where, likeyou want it to be cool.
But it's not but you just hurtsomebody, like hurt somebody
right, never came back in thegame and, dude, I felt weird
(31:34):
after that Because, like youalways say it, coach said you
know, hit the fuck out of thatguy and you know, break his
fucking arm.
I don't give a shit.
And then it happens.
Yeah, not a cool moment.
You just get that sinkingfeeling All my hype had vanished
and now I'm thinking about that, like my playlist is out of my
head.
I, this is out of my head.
(31:57):
I'm just kind of like in aweird zone.
Right, yeah, I went from likelet's go kill people to like I'm
going to puke quick.
So this is where it getsfucking funny.
Okay, there's nothing funnyabout that situation, but Right.
So fast forward to 2013,.
I'm working downtown Kalamazoo,right on the Kal mall.
My co-worker, katie at the time, really sweet girl she goes oh,
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my husband's stopping by forlunch.
I didn't think about it at all.
She starts explaining that theymet at parchment high school.
Oh yeah, we're the exact sameage.
She starts explaining all thegirls like oh yeah, he played
quarterback, he's on thefootball team.
Oh shit, he's um really sweetguy like, but she like led with
that like it must be reallyfucking important.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
So now she's got my attention, yeah, on that, you
may see.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Oh yeah uh-oh, did he ever get injured?
Yeah, some jackass broke hisarm, I think junior year.
But you know he really thinksthat's the reason he's not
playing college, like, butthat's okay, he's okay dude,
you're ruining dreams over there.
He walks in yeah I'm likenervous, guilty, like I had just
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like done something horrible,like I just fucking like like
upper deckered their house likeit's like dude, they know my
shit.
They know my shit in the wrongplace.
This is like when you know Ilove streaks on the streaks on
the bowl.
Yeah, the shit in the wrongplace.
This is like when you knowsomething's wrong.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
I love streaks on the bowl, yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
The elephant in the room was fucking huge, but just
for me, not for him, right.
He had no idea who I was, ohyeah.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Right, yep Did you ever tell him.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Yeah.
So I finally started asking thequestions, like you're on a
date and you know someone hassyphilis.
And like you're like you'refucked.
Okay, you're in a bad situationright after you fucked.
What about a doctor?
The doctor button, you know.
Yeah.
So I'm asking all thosequestions, you know, and I'm
just trying to feel it.
(33:47):
I'm like I just fucking said it.
I was like, dude, I broke yourarm.
Uh, junior year of high schooland I felt fucking terrible no
shit, and I was like I've alwayswanted to apologize, dude, he
was the nicest fucking guy inthe world really he would do no
worries, man like dude, it'sjust a game.
I understand the risk thatcomes with it.
I'm glad.
I'm glad there is risk becauseit makes it more interesting,
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like, yeah, and I kind oflearned a couple things, like
how's a great guy and you neverknow when life circles back
right.
Oh yeah, had I been likeshowboating on the sideline
after hurting a human being.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Yeah, that would have actually gone terrible, right.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Oh yeah, I probably would have met Kyle before that,
right.
But like you never know whenlife will circle back, even if
you're leaving a job, even ifyou're like leaving a bad
situation, like just he, a goodfucking person, do the right
thing, like yeah, and that's whyI like like how I was raised,
because, like in that moment,right, it was an instinct that
for me to feel bad for anotherbut who knows how many other
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people would have that Right andI got over and started cracking
jokes Like dude, his parentsare in the stands.
Can you imagine if a and thenfucking showboated about it?
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
It's over that wouldn't go well.
And there's plenty of kids outthere that, do that.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Karma's real and life has a way of circling back.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Oh yeah, it'll come back and bite you, it's just
it's.
I love it though It'll eithercome back and bite you in the
ass or give you a big hug.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Yep, yeah, but it is top five time time.
I fucking know that for agoddamn fact and I think that
I've been talking a lot.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
So I think we go with your top five.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Good, so my top five.
All right, once again,everybody this is the top five
worst like names on a jersey.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Names on a jersey or sponsors on a jersey or sponsors
for a team yeah, and it couldbe little league, it could be
any anywhere along the footballgeneration yeah anywhere in that
I just a quick small requestfrom the audience.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Do you think that it's possible that you could say
in the jersey would say I wishI had more.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
I wish I had more of those.
All right, so my uh, my firstone, and these aren't in any
particular order, I, just as Iwas thinking, about them, I
wrote them down.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
So my first one is for the name of the jersey Time
Out, Because it would just bereally fucking confusing.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
Time Out.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Like as if there was a team Like Brian time out.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Brian time out oh my God, if they shout it, it would
sound like someone's putting youin the corner every fucking
time.
Brian time out.
No, no, I've been good.
I've been good, it's got to besomeone else.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
It would be confusing all the way through school, man
, I like it, I.
It would be confusing all theway through school, man, I like
it, I, love it.
Okay, number two Name on thejersey Fumbler Fumbler dude.
It'd just be a wide receiver'snightmare.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Oh my God, dude, it'd have to be like a Tommy Fumbler
, like it just sounds right,dude, tommy Fumbler, he's known
for fucking up, but he runs realfast.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
He leaves a ball behind him, but he runs real
fast.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
If your team ends up recovering, you'll be fine, all
right.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Third one so this is a sponsor Bob's Bale Bondsman.
So this is a sponsor, bob'sBail Bondsman, and the sponsor
logo would say making sure allyour teammates can attend.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Oh my God, oh my God, dude, bob's Bail Bondsman, the
first and official partner ofthe NFL.
We would like to thank Bill andalso all their fans that are
listening to that.
Bob's Bail Bonds, so yourhomies can attend too.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Okay, number four Tinder Swipe right for a
touchdown.
Oh my God.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
How did you meet your husband?
Well, it's kind of a funnystory.
So they ran the sand campaignand it was swipe right for a
touchdown, so I was on therewith my matches which I didn't
want to really match with themand I thought I'm going to swipe
right on ten of them becausethey just told me to.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
That's how we met.
That's how.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
I met Sean and now we're five.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
That's how I met Brian Timeout.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
He's a really good guy, way better than Tommy
Fumbler.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
All right, and the last one Sawyer Funeral Home.
We'll help you bury thecompetition.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Oh my God, dude, that's gold.
Sawyer Funeral Home.
We'll help you bury thecompetition.
Oh my god, dude, that's gold.
Wow, we will help you bury thecompetition.
That's my top five.
Oh my god, we'll help you.
And like their ads, could havelike tombstones with, like the
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other quarterbacks, name on it.
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Yeah, yeah, I like it .
That'd be a great sponsor.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
I think what I love the most about these top fives
is that mine is so differentfrom yours.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
So mine are all sponsors of specific teams.
Oh, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
These are cool.
I can't wait, dude, I just know.
I can't wait to hear.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
I got a feeling.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Wee-hee.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
You ready for this shit?
Yeah, number five.
Wait, you went one to five,right?
Speaker 1 (39:42):
No particular order.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Dude, I'm going to format paint this situation and
I'm going to start with one.
Okay, Number one the DetroitLions.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
The sponsor would be Spirit of Halloween, because
they show up once a year andnever when you fucking need them
.
Show up once a year and neverwhen you fucking need them In
spirit of Halloween also goesaway as soon as the playoffs
start.
Pretty much, so that's whataccounts to here.
I can't do it I couldn'tfucking believe that this year I
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know Sold out fucking stadium$900 ticket.
Everyone's hype.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Couldn't pull it off Credit to Jaden Daniels's hell
of a guy, but like hell of aquarterback.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
So talented but, my god, Fucking A Dan Campbell, why
didn't you bite his kneecap off?
We're all you know.
Fuck.
Alright, number two I wanted tosay four, but I said two.
Number two the Las VegasRaiders.
And and only fans would betheir sponsor, because nothing
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says commitment to bad decisionslike the raiders and a
subscription based premium pornservice.
Like being real with you.
I think the raiders have itworse than the lions in the last
50 years, like we at least hadstafford and calvin johnson and
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barry sanders and we've at leasthad moments, right, yeah, the
raiders have just queefed allover like their fan base.
They do, they dress up, theywear the makeup yeah, that's
true, always wheel out theshittiest fucking product dude
yeah like waiting for ledzeppelin to play dude and like,
uh, I don't know the sex tissuesshow up the sex tissues show up
(41:30):
.
Dude, yeah, keith, turbin openedup.
What the fuck is this?
We're all hype yeah numberthree, the New England Patriots.
Their sponsor would be ViagraFor when the dynasty is
struggling to stay up.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Oh shit, they're struggling.
That's a team.
After Tom Brady left Dude BoomDown In the dumps.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Yeah, he's from Michigan, though.
I know that's what makes itawesome.
You can't not like Brady.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Dude yeah, politics aside, the dude's a legend.
Number two no shit, shit, thereI go.
Four.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Number four can't fucking count today the.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Jacksonville Jaguars.
Okay, the sponsor is DollarTree Condoms, because being a
fan of Jacksonville is liketaking risks that you know are
not gonna end well oh shit, notgoing to end well, oh shit, oh
man, five Number five, you sure.
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Positive the Dallas Cowboys.
The sponsor would be Pornhub.
The fan base is used tofinishing disappointed but still
coming back.
Oh my god oh dude.
(43:16):
I saw that I was like Iliterally thought of that dude
like, oh my god, this is fuckinggold.
Every year the Cowboys startout 6-2, then it goes 7-2, then
it goes 8-3, then it goes 8-4,8-5, 8-6 and everyone's like
fuck that, chris Scott, and thenthe season's just over.
(43:36):
That's awesome, yeah.
So poor job, I think is reallymissing out on some great
advertising stuff.
Right now I can't speak, oh man.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
I didn't have any extras that I wrote down anyway.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
I had.
The team would be Ohio State.
The sponsor would be M-Den,because, fuck, ohio, m-den is
the official sponsor of MichiganFootball.
There you go, the WashingtonCommanders.
The sponsor would be Dependsbecause the franchise that has
you leaking in the wrong placesconstantly.
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What the fuck?
Speaker 1 (44:19):
I would have gone with.
It depends on what year it iswhat we're going to call
ourselves.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
Oh my god, that's good.
I like that.
I lost my train of thoughtwhile reading my own writing
test, thinking about the Pornhubthing.
So what if the Green BayPackers were sponsored by
Fleshlight?
They're used to handling thingssolo in the cold of Wisconsin.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
Or the Lions and Blockbuster.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
It's perfect for a team that's stuck in the fucking
past.
Oh yeah, sponsored by likeEnron or Blockbuster or any of
the things that aren't aroundanymore.
Yeah, Enron.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
That's a touchy subject.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
For the Chiefs sponsored by Blue Chew, for when
your quarterback and fan basedecide to flop, rock hard result
.
Rock hard result Dude what ifthe Eagles were sponsored by
Kegel Beans and they weren't bythe Kegels, the Philly Kegels,
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the New York Jets, sponsored byCrash Dummy Testing, because
they have been wrecked on thefield for the past 50 years.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Yeah, oh shit, those are some good ones Pornhub
dude's.
Speaker 3 (45:41):
That has to be number one, that is it.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
That's I'm calling it right now, but if we go, back
through this finishingdisappointed that was awesome.
Yeah, that's definitely that'sthat.
That's my number one, that's mypick for the next episode for
sure.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
So here's a question for you.
All right In the next.
Okay, a couple Super Bowlpredictions.
Really quick, how many timeswill Taylor Swift be shown on
the television over or under 20times shown?
More Okay, brad's going up,I'll go.
Okay, so I'm going below.
We got to do the opposites.
More Okay, brad's going up,I'll go Okay, so I'm going below
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.
We got to do the opposites Okay.
So now I get to pick.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
So I think the next one is how many times will
Mahone flop More?
Speaker 2 (46:33):
I put the over under.
What would you put the overunder?
I think the over under shouldbe at two.
Oh, because that would just bea definitive flop that draws a
penalty, but that just, oh, okay.
All right Two times where it'slike obvious.
Okay, yeah, I'm going to gounder on that.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
I'm going over then.
Okay, yeah, I'm thinking thathe's going to do it five times,
five times that.
It's obvious that that's whathe's doing.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
Here's a good one.
If the Chiefs win, how manytimes will Travis Kelsey say the
word bro in his speech?
Speaker 1 (47:10):
Over or under three.
I'm going to say under.
Okay, so you can win that one.
You're going under, I'm goingunder.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
And the last one how bad do the ratings dip when
Kendrick Lamar takes the stage?
Speaker 1 (47:23):
Oh, I think everybody turns it off.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Do you think, or do you think they leave it up?
Speaker 1 (47:28):
It's definitely going down.
Do you have a stat?
Speaker 2 (47:29):
for how many people are actually watching.
I'll bet it would be staggering.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
How much it goes down or how much it goes up.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
I'll bet it's still on the TV.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
Okay, so let's say this let's say this oh yeah,
everybody's headed to theconcession stand.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Oh, here's a better one.
How many set changes doesKendrick Lamar have?
How many different stages ordifferent outfits?
I'm going to put the over orunder at five.
I'm going to say under Okay,all right, yeah, that's it.
Okay, okay.
So Brad thinks that TaylorSwift should be shown under 20
times Mahomes.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
No, no, no, I said over.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
Oh, I said under Okay , these are mine.
Okay, you think that TaylorSwift should be shown over 20
times Yep when the game starts.
So first quarter oh from anyyeah.
Yeah, at any point Fourthquarter end will flop more than
two times.
Is what you think too.
Speaker 3 (48:19):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
Kelsey will say the word bro in his speech less than
three times, three times.
And you think Kendrick Lamarwill have less than five set
changes.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
We have to go over those and it might not be our
next episode.
It might actually have to beepisode seven.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
Yeah, we can go seven yeah okay, because it's going
to be a minute before we watchthe game.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
Yeah, but that's it, folks.
That's all I've got for you,we've got some predictions.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Hey, what are your predictions?
Throw us some comments on whatyour predictions are going to be
for those.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
Yeah, anywhere, we always have a direct line to our
studio.
Yeah, anywhere, we always havea direct line to our studio, the
Rowden Laudy.
Studio.
We can call it whatever thefuck we want.
This is great, yeah, hell yeah.
But we always have a directline of communication.
It is RowdenLaudy at gmailcom.
That is R-O-W-D-A-N-D-L-O-U-D-Yat gmailcom.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
All right, everybody.
Thanks for listening.
We'll catch you on the nextepisode.
Absolutely Thanks, Jay andChris and Brad's wife Peace,
peace, we'll see you next time.
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