January 20, 2025 • 55 mins
Imagine waking up to find your car saved from a flood by the most unlikely hero—a Pizza Hut connection. Join us on a whirlwind ride through a weekend of reckless camping and unforgettable concert chaos as we relive our wildest road trip stories. From electric car graveyards repurposed for paintball to bomb-like explosions in parking lots, this episode thrums with hilarious predictions and the unpredictable nature of live music experiences. Will our future look like a bad decision museum or, perhaps, a simpler world where pizza saves the day?
Brave the storm with us as we recount the wild antics of our misadventures at a makeshift golf course turned festival ground. Picture us sneaking booze into concerts, side-stepping exorbitant parking fees, and surviving a concert lineup that includes Blake Shelton, Zac Brown Band, and a no-show from Flo Rida. And just when you think it can't get crazier, a flood nearly swallows a thousand cars, but not ours, thanks to sheer luck and a spot of high ground. The unpredictable twists of our story offer not just laughter but also a nod to the sheer folly of underestimating nature's wrath.
Experience music's magic with quirky band names and family anecdotes that hit all the right notes. We laugh over invented bands like "The Pink Tulips" and "Machine Gun Belly," while also sharing touching tales of family talent that stole the show. Hear how one remarkable teen learned the keyboard in mere weeks, and join us for a heartfelt Greta Van Fleet concert with a beloved family member. Our stories celebrate creativity, individuality, and the harmonious chaos of being true to oneself, all wrapped up in the perfect blend of humor and chaos.
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Speaker 1 (00:20):
Welcome back to the Routin' Loudy podcast.
This is episode four, andtonight we're going to have a
little bit of music going on.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Music themed.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Music themed.
So we're going to have funnystories from concerts, road
trips, yep, maybe some goodstories, you know, thrown in
there, and then we're going totop five worst cover bands.
We're gonna we're gonna havethat top five to finish it up.
So geeked about that.
And then, uh, for the lastepisode, we are going to cover
(00:56):
the top five predictions of 2025, our favorites from the
previous episode, and if youhaven't subscribed or liked
whatever, you know those kindsof things that you usually do
when you're listening to notjobs, you know, talk about their
life Crazy Go ahead and do that.
And then, yeah, tonight isgoing to be it's going to be
(01:19):
funny because I've got a lot ofcover band.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Dude me too For snails.
Yeah, the blooper reel afterthe top fives.
Sometimes my favorite part.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Oh yeah, yep.
So what's uh, what's your uhconcert story there?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
actually I'm gonna do a recap real quick, buddy.
Oh yeah, yeah, all right, Iwill hit.
It's kind of funny too, becauseI told the the story of of uh
getting stuck in traffic on thelast episode, right yeah, and
missing a band playing a concert.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
DVD dude An epic concert.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
A concert DVD, dude 2008?
Those weren't mass produced.
Youtube wasn't probably a thing, Right, you know?
So getting your content like ifyou're seeing someone live,
that's how you did it.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, blew it, right, blew it.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
But I didn't even put that in this episode.
That was a great story.
That was a great story.
Oh my god, that sucked.
Um, once again, if you want tolisten to any of our previous
episodes, um, you know, we areon spotify, iheart, amazon,
youtube, um, and yeah, they,they all have a different theme.
Um, we kind of connect them inour own little weird way but
really it's all about the shockvalue and not knowing what he's
going to say.
Not knowing what the?
Fuck.
I'm going to say so, quick recapof the last episode.
(02:31):
So last episode we talked aboutwinter horror stories, shit
that happened in the winter withus being in Michigan, and we
also did things that we thinkwill happen in 2025, whether
it's bold or whether it's alittle bit crazy.
So here's our top five fromthat previous list of things
that we think will happen in2025.
Um, number five weed willbecome federally legal.
(02:54):
We can use debit cards.
Folks, let's all throw a paradein the street, all right?
No more dummy tm fees insideShell gas stations, am I?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
right Federally legal weed.
Wouldn't that be great?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Dude, it would be great.
It's just yeah, it's so weirdnow that it's like legal in the
state, like because I was alwaysthe smoker so I was kind of
like the bad kid.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
But I didn't really feel like what I was doing was
any different than someonedrinking.
Like and that's what alwayspissed me off.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Okay doing was any different than someone drinking
like and that's what alwayspissed me off like okay, you
know, and that's the thing too.
How many alcoholics do you knowthat have?
Ruined, absolutely wreckedtheir lives and their families
and shit like that.
I mean, and the only reasonthat people's lives have been
wrecked from weed is becausethey get.
It was because the governmentsaid that we couldn't do it
right.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, or they huddled in a basement and only ate
ramen noodles for five years.
They'll probably do it.
You know what I mean.
Like just smoking their shit,like fuck everybody, I'm off the
grid right, you know.
So number three from ourprevious list was that the
OnlyFans platform would crash in2025 because people finally
(04:05):
figured out that the internetexists and they don't have to
pay for titties, right.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
They don't have to pay for titties.
It's time for this to be done.
No titty.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I still can't believe that's a thing OnlyFans.
That's weird, dude.
It's weird.
It is weird.
Call it what it is, it's weird.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah, I get it, but I get why women do it.
You know I mean shit.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
They're making millions, but dude let's go back
to like back in the day Takeher to a movie, take a girl to a
movie and you can hang out witha real-life person who has
titties Right Like it's sostupid.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
It is.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
If you invested that in a new shirt, maybe get out
there, maybe Bridget comes home.
You know?
New shirt, maybe get out there,maybe bridget comes home.
You know like, yeah, my godshirt and a tie, okay, so number
two on our predictions for 2025.
I think electric cars take on abigger even.
They'll take a bigger shit onthe market putting a lot of the
main ones out of business.
(04:59):
I think they're going to stormin the old kmart blockbuster bed
, bed, bath Beyond Sears andJCPenney lots, creating sort of
a bad decision museum.
Yeah, I would love for that tobe a thing.
It's just so stupid to me right.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, I mean, if you look at other countries like
Germany and where they've hadelectric vehicles for a long
time, they have electric vehiclegraveyards.
They can't do anything with thebatteries, and you know what,
where they've had electricvehicles for a long time, they
have electric vehicle graveyards.
Yeah, they can't do anythingwith the batteries, and you know
what?
Maybe hopefully there is aresolution for that and we
actually can do something withthem.
That would be great.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, save something dude like paintball.
When was the last timepaintball was cool?
But if you get to shoot out thelights in a Prius dude while
you play, I'm in.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
You know what I mean.
Like I'm fucking in.
When do we go?
Right?
Right, this was 60 grand backin my day, you know, you know,
fuck that thing.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, so the number one prediction from our last
episode, which I really enjoyed,mainly because of chris okay, a
little hint, okay yep bradthinks by 2025 we'll hit 100
subscribers.
I think that's pretty cool Ithink that would be awesome but
the coolest part about us me andbrad have actually talked about
this several times this is areally cool outlet for us.
Like we're middle-class dudesthat work hard jobs at factories
(06:19):
like I do metal fab and andbrad does um, he works on a
factory floor too like, like,like, uh, assemblies type stuff
like that without giving it awayYep, um, and our days are tough
.
So when we get to get togetherlike this, yeah, it's awesome we
hope that, the same way that itgives us an outlet, it gives
you an outlet.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, so I love the way that that Chris our our only
subscriber.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Um, you know, it's kind of like sitting around a
room with just guys and justtalking about random shit.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
You know, yeah, just yeah, and we only have one
subscriber.
It's like lonely fans, not onlyfans, you know.
Like it's lonely fans dude,like he's waiting for someone to
show up and hang out, you know,yeah, no one's here.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Fans, that's where you have to.
You have to give money away.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Oh my god, yeah look at these pictures of brad's a
bleached butthole.
But you have to.
Brown has to pay you fivedollars every time you click it
oh shit, oh man so concertstories man, so like I mean I've
got, I've got one.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
That, uh, okay, so was I.
I have a couple of of kids thatwhen they were younger, um,
about that time was when veggietales oh, we're popular dude,
those fucking A dude, thoselittle VeggieTales.
Yeah, they were littlevegetables and they had music
and songs and dancing and stufflike that.
Well, up in.
I think it was at it's in GrandRapids.
(07:55):
It was either at DeVos Place orwhatever.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
One of the concert halls up there.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
It wasn't there.
I know it wasn't there, butanyway we go up there there and
I have a live veggie tale showright like people in costume.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Is it on ice?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
no, it's not on ice, it's not on ice, but they have
live costumes and everything.
I mean it was rough sittingthrough that, like I'm sitting
through the whole veggie talesthing and and they have the
intermission.
I don't really remember how oldthey were.
I mean they're under 10,they're five years apart.
So, okay, you know, I didn't.
(08:33):
I don't even know if my sonwent.
It might have been just mydaughter because she was younger
you know, but anyway so we'regoing through, I'm sitting
through this, we go throughintermission and everything and
during themission, like you getback from intermission and
before they start the secondhalf of it, they have a.
(08:55):
It was like kids in Ethiopiaand Africa, like asking, begging
for money, but it was not welldone, Like it wasn't like the
normal ones that you'd see, butit was like you know some Joe
Bob blow asking for money forand I I'm not saying no, like
(09:17):
they had a video screen with somany that did.
And I'm not, I'm not knocking,not knocking.
You know, if you send yourmoney to africa, that's great,
awesome, good for you.
But you could tell, like thisguy, like joe bob from arizona,
was not sending the money to thekids in ethiopia or whatever, I
(09:40):
mean, it was just some random,was he like in front of him was
he in front of a?
I don't honestly remember, butit was just like I'm like are
you serious, like you're playingthis in front of these kids and
this is not it.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Just I felt like this isn't the time or place at all.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Wow, to show this, you know.
But yeah, that was, I think.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
VeggieTales is a Christian show.
Yeah, it absolutely is, Iremember watching that too and
like, once you hit, like youknow, when you realize like
sports exist, you're like whatthe fuck is this?
You know?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
like tomatoes don't talk bro, Can you?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
imagine if we went to that all fucked up.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Dude, that would have been hilarious to people watch.
Dude, Find the two people thatdon't have kids.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah, why are they there?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Right, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
It's not to don't see Ethiopia.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
It was awful, and the other one that I have, and if
you've ever been and yourdaughter's old enough now,
you've probably been to therecorder concerts oh my god, oh
yeah, it's so bad, dude, kenny gcouldn't make a recorder sound
good.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
You know what I'm saying?
Kenny g can fucking playanything, right, yeah, you give
him a recorder, oh, but he'dnail it right like, and then
like, dude, if you would everhear this, he'd be like you know
what?
Challenge accepted, no, but Ilove it Right.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Right, yeah, I just haven't heard it.
No, no, those are awfulinstruments.
Oh man Hot cross buns always.
Yeah, I've been to a couple ofthose.
Oh my God, it's like, you know,like the people that can't
stand nails on a chalkboard.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
That's what it is for an hour so to piggyback off
that for a sec, I was not verygifted musically, right okay,
but like always wanted to dude.
Like I was the kid that, like Iran a concert hall yeah which
is a story for a different timeI was like 14 years old oh, I
was booking bands at a churchbecause they wanted secular
(11:45):
music at the church to bring inpeople oh yeah, sure that
weren't necessarily christiansto the church.
It's called underground and westarted out with I don't know,
probably 50 kids yeah five, sixhundred every night.
Wow, I was running it as a kidnice like good for you, man,
probably one of my biggestpassions is music, so that's why
this episode gets me.
(12:06):
But, um, so I didn't have anymusical talent, right, like you
know?
like, I just, I was ringo dudein the band, like you know.
So we had a record concert andI sucked it and I didn't give a
fuck about playing the recorderlike dude.
When is that ever gonna happen?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
like hey, yeah hey, what's up?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
uh, yeah, can I take your order?
Uh, welcome to burger king.
You know, it's like if youcan't play hot cross buns on the
recorder, I can't get you thewhopper.
You know like there's no, youknow.
So I saw this stupid piece ofplastic.
I'm like fuck this dude.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
I'm like in fourth grade already saying like fuck
this you know, like not like outloud, but like in my head,
right yep I didn't even dude, sowe get to the concert.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
No practice, didn't even try yeah dude, I literally
just held it in front of mymouth, like a centimeter away
from like where you couldactually blow into it, and acted
like I was doing it, thinking Iwas brilliant dude everyone
caught it, everyone dude like mymy uncle came up to me after.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
It was like hey, hell of a performance man.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
You really carried a tune out there like with a big
smile on his face.
I'm busted.
You know, teacher was pissed.
Oh yeah, it's like he's notgonna learn life lessons because
he cannot play the recorder,you know fuck yeah, oh my god,
so I got a I got a really crazyone for you, all right, all
right.
June 2009 michigan birthdaybash.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I own you oh, yeah, yeah, I remember the birthday
bashes do you remember whathappened in ionia?
The one that got flooded maybeyou're about.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
You're about to find out, so we go up the day before.
So Birthday Bash is always on.
Like I want to say, it waseither Friday, saturday or
Saturday, sunday.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I think it was Saturday, Sunday.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I think so too.
Yeah, you're right Saturday,sunday and a little backstory
for you.
So B93 Birthday Bash isactually a free country concert.
And it's got huge people in itlike Tim McGraw played there,
like kenny chesney yeah, it wasbig, a lot of big people, and
I'm more of a rock guy, but likedude chicks at country concerts
oh yeah, right, so like let'sgo, so we get a group I just go
(14:12):
for the chicks yeah, right, likethis music sucks ass, let's
fucking.
Oh okay, I get it you know like,um, so we go and we camp.
Uh, the night before we'reactually in the ionia state
campground, so it's likeactually connected to the
fairground, where the concert isokay and the concert was
actually about like it, like thelineup was fucking fantastic.
(14:33):
So we get to the campground andit's awful, right, like yeah
there's no playground, there'sno fucking things to do, there's
no pool, there's no fuckinglake, there's nothing like dude,
it's just dirt.
You're like we got golf cars.
We're like, all right, fuck it,let's go, you know.
So there's five guys, fourgirls.
We went golfing.
And once again, guess who theculprits are?
(14:55):
Right, joe, ted jacko.
Okay, all of us getting fuckingwaxed yeah so we go golf and we
do a beer hole.
So this is night beforebirthday bash.
This is friday night okay andand.
When I say golf course, I meanit is just like bucky bob
fucking mowed a little bit andthrew a flag out there oh yeah,
the golf course like the worstone I've ever played in my life,
(15:17):
like just awful, like putt,putt is more professional than
this like there's a ton of thegroundhog holes all over.
Yeah, yeah so we're on hole 11,okay, so we've been playing for
a little bit.
Yep, 10 beers down want to makethat clear.
We look up at the sky, dude,it's pitch black oh yeah dark,
(15:38):
like yeah, I don't know if I cansay, you know, but like bad,
okay, clouds are rolling in fast.
We camped right by the river,so in ionia campground and
fairground there's a river thatruns through both.
It rained harder than I've everseen, dude, and we partied so
(16:01):
fucking hard that night oh yeahwe were 10 beers in when the
storm hit and we're sleeping intents.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Did you already have the tents put up?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Kind of.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
I mean dude, it was bad.
It was bad dude.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Like, had it been cold out, we all would have had
like frostbite and shit For sure, fuck, yeah, dude, beer pong,
we're fucking playing bags andit's storming and lightning out.
We don't give a shit.
You know like just beingreckless.
We wake up the next day.
We're all fucked up, all of us.
Like all the girls, all the guys.
So like there's five guys, fourgirls and we partied so hard
(16:35):
and I think that that's kind ofthe key to it, right, if you're
at like a campground and youwant it all day, oh yeah, you
don't walk around with a pack offive guys.
You walk around with a pack offive guys and four girls, you're
already at strength and numberscoming.
Yeah, so we I mean, we got dude, we got down.
We're up till four in themorning.
Man woke up at like eight,right, so I wake up and I go
(17:01):
piss in the river, right, I'm adude, I can do this Sorry girls,
you got to walk.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
You know Like I mean, they could have too and I would
have been fine with it.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Right, Fine with it Right Like so I go and piss in
the river.
I realize that this river'srose like exponentially yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
So this is the day of Birthday Bash.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
This is 9 am yeah, so I was obviously the most fucked
up the night before, so playingweatherman is probably not
applicable, right?
no one there wanted to hearanything I had to say.
It's like we heard you allnight.
You were shouting I'm willsmith, or some stupid shit.
You know like, as soon as wetold you to shut the fuck up,
you didn't shut the fuck up,right.
(17:40):
So we wake up the night.
It's just a crazy fog and I'mlike guys, we gotta be careful.
This river, like this, isreally high.
It's probably risen a couplefeet.
So I looked at him.
I was like dude, we're fucked.
You know, no one believes me.
So we're like let's go to theconcert.
It's all good, dude, greatlineup, right?
Yeah, brown band blake shelton,zach Brown.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Band Blake Shelton.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Justin Moore, dierks Bentley, two days.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Oh yeah, Free.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Yeah, we paid quite a price.
I mean with our like notfeeling good.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Oh yeah, yeah, we paid for it.
You paid that price, you paidthe body price.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Because I worked at Pizza Hut at the time, we got to
park on high ground.
We got to park where thevendors park.
We got to park on high ground,we got to park where the vendors
park.
So, like, right, when you comein here it's a high ground area
and then it goes and it dipsdown kind of back by the river
yeah so I go to the truck atlike 11 30 from the concert
because you could leave.
(18:38):
Guess what I was doing?
getting more fucked up, rightand I come of course I come
running into this concertbecause I see the parking lot
flooding yeah, it is fucking baddude, and bands are playing
like nothing's going on.
Right, and I know, I know asecret, but once again, nobody
(18:58):
fucking cares the weathermanthey want to listen to, right?
Still, you can't get all fuckedup and be rowdy and then give
advice like it's not a thing,right, I learned it that day
yeah, it's by 20 o'clock, theycall the concert and everybody's
in a panic.
I mean, people are running,people are like, I mean dude.
(19:19):
So, in essence, what happenedwas the the river river flooded
the entire fairground parkinglot, which is in a hole.
Yeah, 1,400 cars got totaledthat day.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
I remember that.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
I remember there was a shitload I don't remember the
exact number and these kids fromWestern Michigan University
with like two tents and a dreamand a bunch of beer.
Not a scratch on the car, dude,it was a Honda, like not even a
truck right Like a car car, youknow.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
I bet you had a lot of people that were pissed at
you.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Oh, dude, so mad.
What do you want me to do?
Come pull you out.
It's a four banger.
Nothing I can do but sit thereand just be a lifeguard, right
whenever I feel useless, likewhen my wife's doing something,
because she's like she's thatperson that, just like she's
good at a lot of stuff, so like,if she starts doing something,
dude, every time like we come inand we give, like papa or like
(20:17):
brandon, the recap of, like,what happened, it's like she's
like, yeah, well, I fixed thecar and here's what happened.
I just look at someone, atsomeone, and I'm like I was a
lifeguard, nobody drowned on myfucking watch, right, like I
could have gone down there andbeen a lifeguard.
Like, hey, no splashing, nosplashing, but at the end of the
day, dude, we just got the fuckout of there.
So the funny part was thepeople at the concert only
(20:39):
played one song.
So we got to hear like BlakeShelton play an acoustic song
while everybody's in a panic.
Dude, picture a bomb going offin a parking lot and he's just
sitting there, just like it'sall about Matt, you know, and
people are running people over.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
It was absolutely.
Oh yeah, I'm sure it was chaos.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Insane dude.
Long story short.
Thank you so much.
Hut dude still eat that shit.
I love it all right.
Pan pizza wonderful.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Okay, the 90 pizzas I got to take home from that
disaster wonderful just no oneate them, because their cars
were fucking in water yeah, andI couldn't help them with a four
banger right, yeah you couldhave just made, you could have
just thrown the boxes out thereas like life preservers, that
was such a crazy day yeah likecan you imagine getting that
(21:30):
hammered and then waking up andhaving to go to like a disaster
that you know is dude?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
you know it's coming.
It's like final destination,yeah right, like where you know
what's coming.
It's like, hey claire, don'tget on the ride.
You know it's like I'm gonnafuck, fuck you fuck you, eric,
I'm getting on the ride.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
It's like no, I had a dream about this last night.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
You're fucking gonna die, yeah, yep dude it felt like
that, but no one would listenyeah I didn't want to go to the
show like why did we?
Come here to camp like to gethammered in the rain and play
bags and not get struck bylightning.
We fucking survived and we didit.
Let's go get a refund.
Refund, get the fuck out ofhere, boys.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
No shit, oh man.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Oh my.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
God, wow, yeah, I didn't know anybody that went to
that concert.
Yeah, awful, you're the firstone I know.
I went to all of those dude.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
It was a blast man Sneaking booze in, sneaking
doobs in and smoking Dude.
So much fun.
Yeah, you should bring a lawnchair.
Yep, the way they got you backthen was the parking, so they'd
be like $50 parking, but it'sfree ticket.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Did anybody have to?
Speaker 2 (22:37):
pay for.
Did they get a refund onparking Dude?
When I looked up stats on that,like 1,400 cars.
Yeah, you imagine that statefarm rep.
That's just like sitting feetup on the chair watching the
football game, right, yeah?
All these idiots in the townare at this fucking concert that
I'm gonna shit about yeah, he'sprobably the same guy that's
got his feet up at the la fireshis phone's ringing off the hook
(22:58):
.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
It's a fucking saturday, it's my day, yeah this
is my day, you know.
I'm not doing shit today.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Do you have any other concert stories?
Because?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
I sure do.
Yeah, so I've got a good story.
So this is my son.
This is when he graduated fromhigh school.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
And it's funny because of how I mean.
I don't.
I'm not saying it to brag, butmy son is very talented as far
as music goes.
He can play whatever the fuckhe wants to play.
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Opposite.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah, so he's playing at his high school
baccalaureate, right.
So he's in a band, he's in achurch band and they all are
going to come and play at thebaccalaureate for the graduation
.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Is this like a symphony or like a five-piece
band?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I think there was five.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
I think there was five guys Four or five guys
Right.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
So this is three weeks before the baccalaureate.
We know it's coming.
Whatever, what's thebaccalaureate?
We know it's coming whatever.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
What's the?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
baccalaureate, so they play.
It's basically a concert forthe kids.
It's kind of a separate dealfrom the actual graduation.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
But they get together and they play.
They have some different people, they have singing and whatever
.
So his band was not hired oranything, but they got the
opportunity to play.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
What did he play?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Well, it's funny because he actually at that time
, at that point in time, he wasplaying guitar, okay, and, like
I said, I mean he can whatever,whatever he picks up, he can
play the drums, the guitar.
But three weeks before thisconcert is supposed to happen,
he comes home with a keyboard,okay, like an electric keyboard,
(24:47):
and he's like I'm going to playthe keyboard and sing at the
back of the room Like he's not.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Like Phil Collins style.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Yeah, like he's never in his life that I know of has
ever touched a keyboard beforethat Three weeks, this is his
plan.
Okay, fucking, nailed it.
Dude, dude, fucking.
Just he taught himself how toplay the keyboard, like looking
at tabs or whatever.
Holy shit, like rocked that.
(25:17):
Like playing the keyboardsinging and then picked up a
guitar, some of the other songsthat they played.
He just fucking rocked that,like playing the keyboard,
singing, and then picked up aguitar.
There were some of the othersongs that they played.
They just fucking rocked it.
Wow, I mean, it's just likewhat the fuck like?
I was never that kid, like no,not either I don't know where
the fuck he gets it.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
My brother was that kid.
Like he could, like he didn'thave to study for tests, like he
learned the trombone real quick, right?
Yeah, in my school we had tochoose between choir and band,
right?
Yep.
So I chose band because I was asports kid.
I wanted to use it as a studyhall yeah okay, I didn't want to
do shit right play the fuckingtriangle and call it yeah can I
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sit down?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
you're playing the triangle, but you were never
hitting the inside.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Yeah, 49 like 49ers packers were out of date.
Can we get this shit on theroad?
I got some homework to do right, so they did the chair thing
right, when they kind of naileddown who the best was.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So there's 11 people in thisgroup right.
Yep.
So I was terrible Just terrible, I didn't even fucking try Like
dude.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
I had a snare drum at home, probably cost my mom like
a couple hundred bucks.
Didn't even do so much else onthat son of a bitch Right.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Never used it.
Fuck dude, you know yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Like when I see people play drums, it's like
epic.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Right yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Like they have a full drum set, it do a snare drum.
There's one tenth of what Ineed, right?
So they do this like snare drumthing where you have to like go
in there and play this pieceand like we could have practiced
whatever I didn't yeah here's akicker dude.
There's two kids in the bandwith fetal alcohol syndrome like
actually probably have problemslike really good, nice kids I'm
(26:56):
not being a jerk right theycan't help that.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I get it, totally get it but actually have.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Yeah, I beat one of them.
I was 10th chair out of 11,buddy Twin twins with fetal
alcohol syndrome.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
No shit Beat one of them.
Wow.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
That's epic.
Dude, Dude yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
And that was like my day was like I'm not going to
play music, but I want to be apart of it.
You know what I mean.
And that's probably when Istarted the underground dude, I
started that musical right.
So real quick.
I've been to like two rapconcerts in my life Not really
my thing.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
It's just not.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
I'm not a rap guy.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
I have more respect for the band that you know like
guitar bass drum singer.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Yeah, they put it all together Right.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Yep, so once again, not a huge rap fan.
So I used to work downtownKalamazoo and the company I
worked for let's see how I didthat.
That was fucking slick Right.
The company I worked for.
They had a suite at Fifth ThirdBallpark right, okay.
Where the Whitecaps played.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah Right.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Grand Rapids, Yep.
So they sent out this emailabout this concert.
It sounded like a Friday night.
I ain't got shit going on Likedude, you know.
Gonna get down and I'm a I'm asingle parent at that time, so
like I have weekends with mydaughter and weekends off okay,
it's weekend off, so I'm like ohyeah, okay, a couple buddies
(28:30):
from from work are going with me, so I'm fucking geeked about it
.
It's flow rider tech nine insilento.
Do you remember that dude thatsang that like and watch me whip
and watch me name me, do youremember?
That dude, oh my god okay, itwas a one-hit wonder from like
back in the day, okay but like ahuge one-hit wonder, like you
(28:50):
could be walking through myersand hear that shit oh, yeah,
like dude like only song.
He had like 16 year old kidright yep I'm getting hammered
dude so we're at the concert now.
Okay, we're in the booth likedude.
My boss is there, my boss'sboss is there and all my homies
are there but there's free beer.
I'm getting fucking wrecked.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Oh yeah, I have a ride too.
Yeah right, oh boy dude, yeah,it's on, it's fucking going down
, it's on like it's going downwhatever that florida welcome to
my house.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
You know I had no basic knowledge enough to be
cool, you know.
So, once again, hammered dude.
And Silento goes on awful,sorry, buddy, awful Right, and
everyone upstairs, because wewere in a suite, was waiting for
him to come through Because theartist suite, when you were
done with your set, was rightnext to ours.
(29:42):
Okay, okay, so we had a ballersuite.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Yeah right, like picture, like really nice, like
food, like beer, like decked out, yeah, yeah outside and indoor
seating and you can seeperfectly fine from either great
fucking seats.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Everyone's waiting for this fucking silento guy to
come out and I'm just sittingthere just like being the rock,
rock and roll motherfucker thatI am.
I'm like who the fuck is thisright, laughing my ass off at
all these people that are likefalling over to come see this
guy and I don't even know thefuck he is, can't spell his name
, I just know I heard him atmyers and I didn't fucking like
it, right right so I tapped theguy to my left, who I don't know
(30:18):
, and I said oh shit, it'ssilento.
My dream is to meet thatmotherfucker right like just
being all fucking condescendingI was like just kidding, he's 16
, with no talent and will bewashed up by age 20, but let's
throw a fucking ball for thisguy.
In that moment, dude, in thatexact moment, that's exactly
what I said to him.
(30:39):
I realize I am literallytelling that to silento oh my
god, it was him.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
No shit yeah oh my god, how do?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
you fucking bounce back from that, you don't, you
don't?
He gave me the look of deathand I would have too.
Oh yeah, you haven't heard that.
Whip a nay, nay shit like Iwould have been.
Like you know, fuck you, dude.
Who are you right?
you're right you wrecked him youcan be sitting there with one
subscriber someday, bitch, youknow like.
So I literally told that to anartist face that was on the up
(31:16):
and up dude and got pissed anddidn't sign autographs with
other people and they allthought he was a dick.
And they they're like fuck you,you know.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
I knew the whole time why he wasn't out there, but
couldn't tell anyone Shit.
I think what I said might haveplayed a factor in this.
I just let the beer talk andjust went back, okay.
Right, I'm not even done yetwith this story.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
That's a beautiful point oh my god, so I?
Speaker 2 (31:38):
tell silento to his face without knowing it's
silento that his music sucks andfor the record.
I was right okay for the record,for the record I was right and,
if anything, I should have beenhis life coach, okay.
So tech nine plays next.
He's got a little more of arock.
Feel like he's down with likebikers and shit.
Like he's he plays like withrock bands and shit.
(31:58):
He's pretty cool.
Yep, I actually really enjoyedit.
I Like he's.
He plays like with rock bandsand shit.
He's pretty cool.
Yep, I actually really enjoyedit.
I would.
He's an independent artist.
I would absolutely go like gosee him again, right, okay, like
I would like.
After I saw him, dude, wow.
So after he comes off, like Ikind of have a high now and it's
like hey, I like rap to do thismore, you know.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
I'm a concert guy, yep.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
We're sitting there, dude, still hammered.
Still told this poor kid that Ican see through glass, that he
sucked.
You know he's looking at melike fuck this kid right.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
We wait in there for like an hour and a half after
Tech N9ne comes on and thisrandom dude just comes on stage
and tells us that Flo Rida isn'tgoing gonna make it and you
guys can all go home.
Now who the fuck misses theirown concert, dude?
yeah there was like a bunch ofconflicting stories too.
(32:52):
Like that he got there at 10 pmbut there was a city ordinance
at 10 30 and he couldn't play.
His other plane got there atnine and I'm like doing math in
my head.
I'm like Tech Nine got offstage at 830.
Like you showed up for your ownbirthday party at 10 o'clock.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Yeah, the fuck are you doing Like this is why I
don't go to rap concerts youknow what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Like how are you too cool for your own concert?
Can you imagine?
And you know what I kind ofcalled that one too.
And that's the best part, dude,once again, no one wants a
drunk weatherman right, yeah,like like previously, from
birthday bash so I noticed thathe didn't have any merchandise
there oh yeah, yeah, that's kindof a giveaway to the
(33:34):
merchandise area, and it wastech nine and silento.
How about it?
But he made 80 bucks, you knowbecause the line for tech nine
was long.
Yeah, oh my god, dude, that'sthe dumbest thing I've ever said
to an artist in my life.
The other dumb thing, dude somatt from bart bauer, bash right
(33:56):
yeah so we're at this concertand we're at the intersection of
grand rapids and it's like abunch of bands and there's a
band called Hello, goodbye,right, and they're just kind of
like a punk band and Matt boughtone of their shirts.
I don't know who the headlinerwas.
It was like Cartel or theAcademy is, or something weird.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
And we're out in the parking lot and the head singer
from this band is out there andmatt's wearing his shirt.
He goes.
Thanks for buying the shirt.
Matt goes, no problem.
The line for the other band wasway fucking longer and I just
thought this is gonna be a loteasier so instead of being like
I'm a number one fate, dude.
His face went from like it's afan, oh my god, to like.
Fuck this kid.
Like not as bad as tellingSilent to be sick, though, oh my
(34:44):
God, dude.
This is why I stick with rockconcerts, dude.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Yeah, do you got any more?
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Oh my God.
No, you know, I have a bunchmore.
We could do a concert episodepart two Like dude, because I
used to go to Warped Tour, Iused to host that venue and I
just used to be be like a punkrock kind of heavy music kind of
kid.
So yeah we could do a wholeepisode on that dude.
I got stories for fucking dayson that shit.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Well, I think we're gonna have a lot, of, a lot of
time for the top five, and solet's do it so we're going
through our funniest cover bands, right?
Speaker 2 (35:23):
yeah, so I you know, cover bands are kind of weird
for me a little bit, right, likeif a cover band's really good,
like what do you say, dude, yousounded just like somebody else
like you'd like, yeah, you're sooriginal, like you know, right
so, but but sidebar.
So I actually saw two coverbands that blew my fucking mind
Really, right.
So I went to Experience Hendrix, which is a Jimi.
(35:46):
Hendrix tribute.
Yeah, and I didn't really knowwhat it was going to be.
Dude, Kenny Wayne Shepard.
Zach Wilde Ozzy's guitarist,buddy Guy, johnny Lang, dweezil
(36:07):
Zappa, billy Cox the onlysurviving member of the jimmy
hendrix tribute band okay, epicas fuck.
No shit, they all did their ownset.
Zach wilde came out and playedlike jimmy hendrix, like with
metal oh, uh buddy guy came outand played it with a blues feel
yeah epic dude oh shit, theyended with all, with them all on
stage yeah, these are allpeople in like the rock and roll
hall of fame.
(36:27):
Yeah, right, that's sweet thatone blew me away.
The other one that blew me away, dude, two weeks ago.
Right, my brother calls me onlike a monday night and me and
my brother, dude, like he's areally busy guy.
I'm a really busy guy, I got afamily.
He works 60 hours a week at ahospital Like dude.
We don't get a lot of chancesto hang out as much as we used
to Like dude, and I love mybrother Like that's my dude.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Yeah, Like dude, that's my dude.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
So he calls me on a Monday and he's like you want to
go to the show.
I'm like who is it?
Zach sabbath dude?
Zach wild, ozzy osbourne'sguitarist oh, yeah, the
guitarist on no more tears albumyeah, right yep, epic dude zach
sabbath.
So he plays all black sabbathsongs, dude, okay, in a cover
band.
Opening band was the ironmaidens, a chick band that
(37:30):
played iron maiden perfectly,really in zozo.
Uh, another cover band thatplayed that zeppelin really well
.
But dude, seeing zach wild Imean dude'4" comes out wearing a
kilt.
I'm not kidding, huge fuckingguy Nailed it.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Dude, I still can't stop listening to Ozzy because
of how Zach Wilde played it then.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Like, right like.
No shit when you see aguitarist play a solo behind his
back.
Oh yeah, Ozzy Osbourne fuckingsolo.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Yeah, like so back.
Oh yeah, ozzy osbourne fuckingsolo, like so there's good and
bad with cover bands.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Oh yeah, I'm going with this and I just got done
seeing one that was just fuckingepic, like if you ever get a
chance.
Go see zach sabbath yeah thatwas absolutely insane.
If he comes back in town,you're coming dude, I'm serious.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
All right, you'll love it if you're're an Ozzy fan
.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Dude his voice is like on point too.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Dude, zach Wild is a fucking epic musician, you go
see that guy?
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Yeah, we'll go see it .
We'll go check it out.
Sorry, we'll go check it outTop five worst cover bands.
I think that you should start.
Okay, I'll start.
I'll start.
So I said I have a lot ofextras on this one and I had a
real hard time picking myfavorite top five.
(38:48):
But hey, here we go.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
So number one and the card would say Sorry, sorry,
sorry.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Number one instead of the sex pistols, oh God.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
The sex tissues, the sex, the sex tissues.
Oh my god.
Would it be a one-man band,right?
He plays everything and he justcleans up, like, okay, I'm
sorry to use this as a reference, right, but it'd be like your
son, who can play everyinstrument dude, right, right,
but one song but plays the basspart, then the drum part for the
guitar part that sings withtissues all over stage.
(39:28):
Oh my god, this sucks tissuesall right, love it, okay.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Uh.
So number two I'm going to sayis going to be the pink tulips.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
The pink tulips.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Instead of Pink Floyd , and it's just going to be a
bunch of women that are.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
I would take that seriously.
The pink tulips oh my God, dude.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
They're just going to wear, they're going to do the
whole concert in a vaginacostume you ready for this?
Speaker 2 (40:09):
yeah, dark side of the poon.
We're playing dark side of thepoon in full.
Oh yeah, yeah.
We call claire roger watersbecause she's always wet.
We're playing Dark Side of thePoon in full.
Oh yeah, yeah.
We call Claire Roger Watersbecause she's always wet.
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We call Kirsten David Fillmorebecause she's always getting
fucked.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
It's just another life in the pink tulip.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Okay, so David Fillmore.
So number three, Roger Twatters.
Dude, you could go all day onthis Dude, Roger Twatters and.
David Fillmore playing DarkSide of the Poon pool.
I'd go to that tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna see, but let's
do this right, yeah, the sextissues are opening, okay number
three sticks in the mud, but itcould also be a queen cover
band.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
We play sticks and queen get it.
You know like, oh my god, god,oh shit, so funny side story,
(41:44):
right?
So, uh, so me and my, my, uh,so papa.
Me and papa went to go seegreta van fleet and um, greta
van fleet's another band, that'sjust epic, like they're from
frankenmuth, michigan.
They're just another band I'veseen a little bit of them.
Incredible, I'm just being real,they're insane.
The cool thing about them tootwin brothers, I don't know shit
(42:08):
Guitarist, singer.
Twin brothers the bassist istheir brother too and he plays
keyboard and their drummer wastheir neighbor.
Oh wow, fucking cool is thatthat's sweet so I take papa to
the show, yeah, and we're in themiddle of nowhere, baked to
shit, yep, right, and we'rehaving a blast.
(42:30):
So they come on and this dude'swearing a leotard with sparkles
all over.
I don't know that.
Papa was ready for that yeah sohe's like what's this guy's
deal, you know?
Like, like, talk to me.
Like, like, like before he says, like before, everything's
going down.
And he's like, what's going onwith this guy, you know?
Speaker 1 (42:47):
and I just looked at him I was like freddie mercury
he goes ah, oh yeah, yeah, likeit's like who gives a shit right
, what queen did?
Yeah oh yeah, like you knowwhat I mean like.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
but it wasn't even a bad thing.
It was just kind of funny, andthe best part about it was he
comes out a couple months later.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Oh, really, that's what.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Papa called it.
Oh no shit, dude, that was cooltoo.
I saw a couple posts on that.
There's people at the Greta VanFleet shows like waving like
pride flags and stuff.
Hell yeah, like it's cool.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Hell yeah, Like just supporting him.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
I feel like that was probably tough Like, especially
with like dude his twin brotheris smashing.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Yeah, Like smashing chicks, dude For sure.
But you know, yeah, that's coolman Be yourself.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Hell, yeah, yeah, you know who you are.
That's that honestly.
That is you, dude.
But there are so many peoplethat have come out or whatever.
I give them all kinds of propsbecause they are living who?
Speaker 2 (43:46):
they are, yeah, I mean I don't understand
everything, but that's okay,like I just I want, you know
yeah, but like dude, go go here.
Uh, josh keys got an dude.
The singer of Greta Van Fleet.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
He's insane.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Yeah, he's, this little guy.
Yeah, I've seen a little bit ofhim, you know how people tell
you and you probably know thistoo that when you listen to a
record versus a CD or an MP3, itvibrates.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
His voice carries in an arena.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
It's unlike anything I've ever heard.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
No shit.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
He could literally go up there and be the sex tissues
and I'd go.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
All right, let's get back to it.
So number four okay, numberfour instead of the talking
heads we're gonna we're gonna,we're gonna go with the giving
heads oh my god, dude.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Just to confuse everybody, it's a co-ed band the
giving heads, oh my god, I loveit.
Fan fucking dancing buddy.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
and then number five instead of the go-go's the
Cum-Cums, the Cum-Cums.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
Dude, can you imagine if they put flyers out for the
Cum-Cums?
People would flip?
Dude, we live in a town wherepeople were burning tickets for
Marilyn Manson.
You remember that?
The K-Wings Arena when you werea cum?
It's like, hey, every ticketyou buy you're paying him the
Cum-Cums.
I don't think they sell aticket.
You know what I mean?
(45:23):
All right, you ready for mine?
Yeah yeah, do you know whomachine gun kelly is?
Speaker 1 (45:29):
I've heard that, yeah gk.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
What if it was machine gun?
Belly dude so he dresses kindof femme and thinks it's cool,
like it's, it's weird dude tolike do his nails and like I
don't give a shit but like whenyou're a rocker dude and you're
like putting press on nails andlike fake eyeliner on.
What if that was a dude with abig old gut wearing like a
fashion scarf, playing awfulsongs?
(45:54):
Yeah, and machine gun kellyraps and has as as rock.
So like dude, a big old fat guyrapping in like scarfs, dude,
mgv, machine gun belly.
Oh my god, number four or no,wow, number two you skipped a
(46:15):
couple there, buddy no, back tothe future style.
So mariah carey right.
Yeah, I can't stand her voicelike when she hits that.
Oh yeah like dude.
Every song has that likeshattered glass, like piercing
shout that she does yep, what ifit was the mariah jerry's?
It was just a bunch of likesoccer dads singing awful Mariah
(46:39):
Carey songs and all dude bandand hit some of the high notes,
or at least try.
Oh my God, that would be awful.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
They'd have to be.
Have you ever seen the monksthat like hit themselves in the
nuts?
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
They'd have to be those guys to hit the high notes
.
Speaker 2 (46:59):
The Mariah Careries of the future.
Okay, you know the bandNickelback.
Yeah, what if it was calledFlickleback dude and it was an
all-girl Nickelback cover bandwith raunchy lyrics?
Dude about flicking beans, ohmy God, dude.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
Flickleback dude.
Flickleback dude Flickleback,oh man.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
And people would still find a way to hate him.
You know what I mean.
I don't like that cover man.
All right, number four, thisone's kind of bad.
All right, sorry, the Fetals,it's a Beatlesles cover band,
(47:46):
but everyone has fetal.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
Oh man, maybe the two guys that you were in band with
her in that one dude.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Yeah, like showing like abby road, but like, but
like.
It's like the pregnant momdrinking, oh my.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
God, oh man, we just went to a dark place.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
Dude, I'm so sorry, the fetals probably shouldn't
have happened, but you know whatwe're here, we're here, it
happened.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
There's no going back .
It happened.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
Fast forward though.
So number going back we'rehappy it happened fast forward
though.
So number number five yeah,actual number five.
All right, you know keith urban, right?
Yeah, what if it's keith turban?
Speaker 1 (48:25):
dude middle eastern guys singing keith urban country
songs dude trying to do hisbest to mimic an australian
accent I go see keith Turbin allday, dude yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
Do you have to wear a turban, or you know like is
this a?
Speaker 1 (48:45):
thing?
Speaker 2 (48:46):
Right.
So what were some of your otherones?
Speaker 1 (48:52):
So some that didn't make the list, guns and Posers
yeah, I mean, it kind of writesitself, yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
This probably should have been on those guns in noses
, just like the two pistols up anose.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
So this one probably should have made the list,
because it goes back to a coupleepisodes ago.
But instead of meatloaf turkey.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
loaf the spam turkey shit you talked about dude.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
Oh God, yep, yep.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
I saw spam the other day and I thought of that story.
I was like this is what I wastalking about.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Who makes this as a meal?
Speaker 2 (49:33):
Yeah, you're a jerk, yep, yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Yeah.
So another one was, instead ofthe red hot chili peppers, the
chili flakes, the chili flakes.
And then instead of Limp Bizkitthe rock hard breadsticks.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
Just like a bag of crazy bread that's been left out
.
Yeah, oh my God.
Just like a bag of crazy breadthat's been left out.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
Yeah, oh my god um, and then I had um.
Instead of black sabbath, I hadsunday, sabbath sunday what
about crack sabbath?
It was a bunch of crack sabbath, crack the fuck out.
Yeah, yeah, or snack sabbathdude.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
Like they're eating fucking like fruit snacks on
stage.
Snack sabbath dude.
It's all.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
It's a whole festival about snacks um and then, uh, I
had poisons, antidote wefinally found it.
Speaker 2 (50:33):
You don't have to listen to shitty brett michaels
anymore.
Speaker 1 (50:35):
We're so sorry and then for a warrant.
Yep, I had search warrant,that's, I think that's.
That's all the ones that I hadyou know carrie underwood.
Speaker 2 (50:53):
Yeah, what if there's a guy that sang all our songs
named gary thunderwood?
Thunderwood dudes or uh, girthbrooks.
All about, like all about thatgirth rage against the latrine.
Every album would just be theirnormal album covers, which is
(51:17):
like a blown out band.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
Rage Against the Latrine.
Remember the band Smash Mouthyeah.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
What if it was Smash my Mouth, a Smash Mouth cover
band?
Speaker 1 (51:28):
Let me smash.
Body runs taller than that.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
System of a Brown.
What about All Anus Morissette,an Alanis?
Morissette cover band dude.
What about the Womba Chumbasdude?
We only play Chumba Womba.
Speaker 1 (51:55):
All.
Speaker 2 (51:55):
Anus Morissette was pretty good, my other one that
didn't make the list of this oneis kind of bad the one-armed
wonders dude, a band of allone-armed people playing one hit
wonders.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
Oh, man I heard smash .
Speaker 2 (52:12):
My mouth is opening, so and all anus.
Morissa dude was finishing,yeah but instead of o-town it
was like oh, oh, o-town you know, uh, you know talk about oh, oh
shit, oh man, what if?
Uh, what if it was sheldon johnsheldon from big bang?
(52:36):
Oh, yeah, yeah oh man, yeah, Ihad all sorts of wild ones.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
man Like Sheldon from Big Bang Theory, oh yeah yeah,
oh man.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
Yeah, I had all sorts of wild ones, man.
Yeah, oh fuck, they all can'tbe Keith Turbin, you know.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
Right, yes, they can't be all Anis Morissette.
Speaker 2 (52:48):
Dude, she would get down.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
I just kind of thought She'd get down with the
sex tissues.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
Yeah, I kind of thought with this one like what
would be awful to cover, youknow, like, like, like, just
awful, like and like mariahcarey's voice like I just can't
yeah like when I hear it.
So like can you imagine ifdudes were singing it?
No, I don't think there's anydude that could do it that's
gotta be what you listen to inhell's waiting room, like when
you you know if you didn't liveyour life very good.
(53:17):
Dude.
Like you know, you're gettingready to meet like a big red
lizard dude, like that's thewaiting room music.
Speaker 1 (53:22):
Right, that's the Mariah Jerrys.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
It's gotta be dude, they don't stop.
Speaker 1 (53:28):
You know, like I've been in here for eight hours.
Speaker 2 (53:30):
They don't stop okay.
Speaker 1 (53:31):
Yeah, oh fuck, yeah, no, yeah, no, oh God.
Yeah, that would be horrible,that would be worse than hell.
Maybe I don't- know.
Speaker 2 (53:41):
Yeah, there's got to be a Taco Bell in hell, though I
think it would be fine if thathappened, you know, oh shit.
Speaker 1 (53:51):
Well, hey, I think that about wraps it up.
This has been an awesomeepisode.
Speaker 2 (53:59):
And wrap it up out there.
Speaker 1 (54:01):
Yeah, wrap it up.
Speaker 2 (54:02):
Wow, what a great yeah Music episode fantastic.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
Yeah, that's awesome, that was.
Yeah, I had a good time.
If you enjoyed the show, giveus a like, give us a subscribe.
Speaker 2 (54:15):
Chris.
He's already a subscriber man.
Thanks Chris.
Hey, big shout out to Chris.
He's already a subscriber man.
Thanks Chris.
Hey, big shout out to Chris.
He's fantastic.
Chris is great.
All right, we just want to leteverybody know out there that
Chris is great yeah.
Speaker 1 (54:27):
Yeah, but yeah, other than that, have a wonderful
rest of your week, month, year2025.
You know, with our predictionsfrom last episode.
Speaker 2 (54:41):
It might pretty crazy , so I think it's gonna happen
once again.
We do have a direct line to theshow.
It's rowd and loudy at gmailcom.
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We'd love to hear from you.
Yeah, um, leave us a comment,and if you don't, that's fine
too.
We fucking get it yeah butthank you so much for taking
(55:01):
time out of your day to listento us.
Speaker 1 (55:03):
Lives are busy, uh, you know.
Hopefully, uh, you can findsome time to listen to us in the
car, you know, hopefully youdon't get, uh, you know, tears
in your eyes from laughing toohard and have an accident.
Speaker 2 (55:12):
You know we'd hate to have that happen yeah, and if
the car is driving itself,please just put this on like it.
It's better than miran, right?
Speaker 1 (55:23):
well, yeah, all right , that wraps it up.
We'll talk to y'all later.
We'll see you next time.
Welcome back to the Routin' Loudy podcast.
This is episode four, andtonight we're going to have a
little bit of music going on.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Music themed.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Music themed.
So we're going to have funnystories from concerts, road
trips, yep, maybe some goodstories, you know, thrown in
there, and then we're going totop five worst cover bands.
We're gonna we're gonna havethat top five to finish it up.
So geeked about that.
And then, uh, for the lastepisode, we are going to cover
(00:56):
the top five predictions of 2025, our favorites from the
previous episode, and if youhaven't subscribed or liked
whatever, you know those kindsof things that you usually do
when you're listening to notjobs, you know, talk about their
life Crazy Go ahead and do that.
And then, yeah, tonight isgoing to be it's going to be
(01:19):
funny because I've got a lot ofcover band.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Dude me too For snails.
Yeah, the blooper reel afterthe top fives.
Sometimes my favorite part.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Oh yeah, yep.
So what's uh, what's your uhconcert story there?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
actually I'm gonna do a recap real quick, buddy.
Oh yeah, yeah, all right, Iwill hit.
It's kind of funny too, becauseI told the the story of of uh
getting stuck in traffic on thelast episode, right yeah, and
missing a band playing a concert.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
DVD dude An epic concert.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
A concert DVD, dude 2008?
Those weren't mass produced.
Youtube wasn't probably a thing, Right, you know?
So getting your content like ifyou're seeing someone live,
that's how you did it.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, blew it, right, blew it.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
But I didn't even put that in this episode.
That was a great story.
That was a great story.
Oh my god, that sucked.
Um, once again, if you want tolisten to any of our previous
episodes, um, you know, we areon spotify, iheart, amazon,
youtube, um, and yeah, they,they all have a different theme.
Um, we kind of connect them inour own little weird way but
really it's all about the shockvalue and not knowing what he's
going to say.
Not knowing what the?
Fuck.
I'm going to say so, quick recapof the last episode.
(02:31):
So last episode we talked aboutwinter horror stories, shit
that happened in the winter withus being in Michigan, and we
also did things that we thinkwill happen in 2025, whether
it's bold or whether it's alittle bit crazy.
So here's our top five fromthat previous list of things
that we think will happen in2025.
Um, number five weed willbecome federally legal.
(02:54):
We can use debit cards.
Folks, let's all throw a paradein the street, all right?
No more dummy tm fees insideShell gas stations, am I?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
right Federally legal weed.
Wouldn't that be great?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Dude, it would be great.
It's just yeah, it's so weirdnow that it's like legal in the
state, like because I was alwaysthe smoker so I was kind of
like the bad kid.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
But I didn't really feel like what I was doing was
any different than someonedrinking.
Like and that's what alwayspissed me off.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Okay doing was any different than someone drinking
like and that's what alwayspissed me off like okay, you
know, and that's the thing too.
How many alcoholics do you knowthat have?
Ruined, absolutely wreckedtheir lives and their families
and shit like that.
I mean, and the only reasonthat people's lives have been
wrecked from weed is becausethey get.
It was because the governmentsaid that we couldn't do it
right.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, or they huddled in a basement and only ate
ramen noodles for five years.
They'll probably do it.
You know what I mean.
Like just smoking their shit,like fuck everybody, I'm off the
grid right, you know.
So number three from ourprevious list was that the
OnlyFans platform would crash in2025 because people finally
(04:05):
figured out that the internetexists and they don't have to
pay for titties, right.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
They don't have to pay for titties.
It's time for this to be done.
No titty.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I still can't believe that's a thing OnlyFans.
That's weird, dude.
It's weird.
It is weird.
Call it what it is, it's weird.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah, I get it, but I get why women do it.
You know I mean shit.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
They're making millions, but dude let's go back
to like back in the day Takeher to a movie, take a girl to a
movie and you can hang out witha real-life person who has
titties Right Like it's sostupid.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
It is.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
If you invested that in a new shirt, maybe get out
there, maybe Bridget comes home.
You know?
New shirt, maybe get out there,maybe bridget comes home.
You know like, yeah, my godshirt and a tie, okay, so number
two on our predictions for 2025.
I think electric cars take on abigger even.
They'll take a bigger shit onthe market putting a lot of the
main ones out of business.
(04:59):
I think they're going to stormin the old kmart blockbuster bed
, bed, bath Beyond Sears andJCPenney lots, creating sort of
a bad decision museum.
Yeah, I would love for that tobe a thing.
It's just so stupid to me right.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, I mean, if you look at other countries like
Germany and where they've hadelectric vehicles for a long
time, they have electric vehiclegraveyards.
They can't do anything with thebatteries, and you know what,
where they've had electricvehicles for a long time, they
have electric vehicle graveyards.
Yeah, they can't do anythingwith the batteries, and you know
what?
Maybe hopefully there is aresolution for that and we
actually can do something withthem.
That would be great.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, save something dude like paintball.
When was the last timepaintball was cool?
But if you get to shoot out thelights in a Prius dude while
you play, I'm in.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
You know what I mean.
Like I'm fucking in.
When do we go?
Right?
Right, this was 60 grand backin my day, you know, you know,
fuck that thing.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, so the number one prediction from our last
episode, which I really enjoyed,mainly because of chris okay, a
little hint, okay yep bradthinks by 2025 we'll hit 100
subscribers.
I think that's pretty cool Ithink that would be awesome but
the coolest part about us me andbrad have actually talked about
this several times this is areally cool outlet for us.
Like we're middle-class dudesthat work hard jobs at factories
(06:19):
like I do metal fab and andbrad does um, he works on a
factory floor too like, like,like, uh, assemblies type stuff
like that without giving it awayYep, um, and our days are tough
.
So when we get to get togetherlike this, yeah, it's awesome we
hope that, the same way that itgives us an outlet, it gives
you an outlet.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, so I love the way that that Chris our our only
subscriber.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Um, you know, it's kind of like sitting around a
room with just guys and justtalking about random shit.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
You know, yeah, just yeah, and we only have one
subscriber.
It's like lonely fans, not onlyfans, you know.
Like it's lonely fans dude,like he's waiting for someone to
show up and hang out, you know,yeah, no one's here.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Fans, that's where you have to.
You have to give money away.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Oh my god, yeah look at these pictures of brad's a
bleached butthole.
But you have to.
Brown has to pay you fivedollars every time you click it
oh shit, oh man so concertstories man, so like I mean I've
got, I've got one.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
That, uh, okay, so was I.
I have a couple of of kids thatwhen they were younger, um,
about that time was when veggietales oh, we're popular dude,
those fucking A dude, thoselittle VeggieTales.
Yeah, they were littlevegetables and they had music
and songs and dancing and stufflike that.
Well, up in.
I think it was at it's in GrandRapids.
(07:55):
It was either at DeVos Place orwhatever.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
One of the concert halls up there.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
It wasn't there.
I know it wasn't there, butanyway we go up there there and
I have a live veggie tale showright like people in costume.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Is it on ice?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
no, it's not on ice, it's not on ice, but they have
live costumes and everything.
I mean it was rough sittingthrough that, like I'm sitting
through the whole veggie talesthing and and they have the
intermission.
I don't really remember how oldthey were.
I mean they're under 10,they're five years apart.
So, okay, you know, I didn't.
(08:33):
I don't even know if my sonwent.
It might have been just mydaughter because she was younger
you know, but anyway so we'regoing through, I'm sitting
through this, we go throughintermission and everything and
during themission, like you getback from intermission and
before they start the secondhalf of it, they have a.
(08:55):
It was like kids in Ethiopiaand Africa, like asking, begging
for money, but it was not welldone, Like it wasn't like the
normal ones that you'd see, butit was like you know some Joe
Bob blow asking for money forand I I'm not saying no, like
(09:17):
they had a video screen with somany that did.
And I'm not, I'm not knocking,not knocking.
You know, if you send yourmoney to africa, that's great,
awesome, good for you.
But you could tell, like thisguy, like joe bob from arizona,
was not sending the money to thekids in ethiopia or whatever, I
(09:40):
mean, it was just some random,was he like in front of him was
he in front of a?
I don't honestly remember, butit was just like I'm like are
you serious, like you're playingthis in front of these kids and
this is not it.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Just I felt like this isn't the time or place at all.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Wow, to show this, you know.
But yeah, that was, I think.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
VeggieTales is a Christian show.
Yeah, it absolutely is, Iremember watching that too and
like, once you hit, like youknow, when you realize like
sports exist, you're like whatthe fuck is this?
You know?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
like tomatoes don't talk bro, Can you?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
imagine if we went to that all fucked up.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Dude, that would have been hilarious to people watch.
Dude, Find the two people thatdon't have kids.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah, why are they there?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Right, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
It's not to don't see Ethiopia.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
It was awful, and the other one that I have, and if
you've ever been and yourdaughter's old enough now,
you've probably been to therecorder concerts oh my god, oh
yeah, it's so bad, dude, kenny gcouldn't make a recorder sound
good.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
You know what I'm saying?
Kenny g can fucking playanything, right, yeah, you give
him a recorder, oh, but he'dnail it right like, and then
like, dude, if you would everhear this, he'd be like you know
what?
Challenge accepted, no, but Ilove it Right.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Right, yeah, I just haven't heard it.
No, no, those are awfulinstruments.
Oh man Hot cross buns always.
Yeah, I've been to a couple ofthose.
Oh my God, it's like, you know,like the people that can't
stand nails on a chalkboard.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
That's what it is for an hour so to piggyback off
that for a sec, I was not verygifted musically, right okay,
but like always wanted to dude.
Like I was the kid that, like Iran a concert hall yeah which
is a story for a different timeI was like 14 years old oh, I
was booking bands at a churchbecause they wanted secular
(11:45):
music at the church to bring inpeople oh yeah, sure that
weren't necessarily christiansto the church.
It's called underground and westarted out with I don't know,
probably 50 kids yeah five, sixhundred every night.
Wow, I was running it as a kidnice like good for you, man,
probably one of my biggestpassions is music, so that's why
this episode gets me.
(12:06):
But, um, so I didn't have anymusical talent, right, like you
know?
like, I just, I was ringo dudein the band, like you know.
So we had a record concert andI sucked it and I didn't give a
fuck about playing the recorderlike dude.
When is that ever gonna happen?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
like hey, yeah hey, what's up?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
uh, yeah, can I take your order?
Uh, welcome to burger king.
You know, it's like if youcan't play hot cross buns on the
recorder, I can't get you thewhopper.
You know like there's no, youknow.
So I saw this stupid piece ofplastic.
I'm like fuck this dude.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
I'm like in fourth grade already saying like fuck
this you know, like not like outloud, but like in my head,
right yep I didn't even dude, sowe get to the concert.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
No practice, didn't even try yeah dude, I literally
just held it in front of mymouth, like a centimeter away
from like where you couldactually blow into it, and acted
like I was doing it, thinking Iwas brilliant dude everyone
caught it, everyone dude like mymy uncle came up to me after.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
It was like hey, hell of a performance man.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
You really carried a tune out there like with a big
smile on his face.
I'm busted.
You know, teacher was pissed.
Oh yeah, it's like he's notgonna learn life lessons because
he cannot play the recorder,you know fuck yeah, oh my god,
so I got a I got a really crazyone for you, all right, all
right.
June 2009 michigan birthdaybash.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I own you oh, yeah, yeah, I remember the birthday
bashes do you remember whathappened in ionia?
The one that got flooded maybeyou're about.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
You're about to find out, so we go up the day before.
So Birthday Bash is always on.
Like I want to say, it waseither Friday, saturday or
Saturday, sunday.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I think it was Saturday, Sunday.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I think so too.
Yeah, you're right Saturday,sunday and a little backstory
for you.
So B93 Birthday Bash isactually a free country concert.
And it's got huge people in itlike Tim McGraw played there,
like kenny chesney yeah, it wasbig, a lot of big people, and
I'm more of a rock guy, but likedude chicks at country concerts
oh yeah, right, so like let'sgo, so we get a group I just go
(14:12):
for the chicks yeah, right, likethis music sucks ass, let's
fucking.
Oh okay, I get it you know like,um, so we go and we camp.
Uh, the night before we'reactually in the ionia state
campground, so it's likeactually connected to the
fairground, where the concert isokay and the concert was
actually about like it, like thelineup was fucking fantastic.
(14:33):
So we get to the campground andit's awful, right, like yeah
there's no playground, there'sno fucking things to do, there's
no pool, there's no fuckinglake, there's nothing like dude,
it's just dirt.
You're like we got golf cars.
We're like, all right, fuck it,let's go, you know.
So there's five guys, fourgirls.
We went golfing.
And once again, guess who theculprits are?
(14:55):
Right, joe, ted jacko.
Okay, all of us getting fuckingwaxed yeah so we go golf and we
do a beer hole.
So this is night beforebirthday bash.
This is friday night okay andand.
When I say golf course, I meanit is just like bucky bob
fucking mowed a little bit andthrew a flag out there oh yeah,
the golf course like the worstone I've ever played in my life,
(15:17):
like just awful, like putt,putt is more professional than
this like there's a ton of thegroundhog holes all over.
Yeah, yeah so we're on hole 11,okay, so we've been playing for
a little bit.
Yep, 10 beers down want to makethat clear.
We look up at the sky, dude,it's pitch black oh yeah dark,
(15:38):
like yeah, I don't know if I cansay, you know, but like bad,
okay, clouds are rolling in fast.
We camped right by the river,so in ionia campground and
fairground there's a river thatruns through both.
It rained harder than I've everseen, dude, and we partied so
(16:01):
fucking hard that night oh yeahwe were 10 beers in when the
storm hit and we're sleeping intents.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Did you already have the tents put up?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Kind of.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
I mean dude, it was bad.
It was bad dude.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Like, had it been cold out, we all would have had
like frostbite and shit For sure, fuck, yeah, dude, beer pong,
we're fucking playing bags andit's storming and lightning out.
We don't give a shit.
You know like just beingreckless.
We wake up the next day.
We're all fucked up, all of us.
Like all the girls, all the guys.
So like there's five guys, fourgirls and we partied so hard
(16:35):
and I think that that's kind ofthe key to it, right, if you're
at like a campground and youwant it all day, oh yeah, you
don't walk around with a pack offive guys.
You walk around with a pack offive guys and four girls, you're
already at strength and numberscoming.
Yeah, so we I mean, we got dude, we got down.
We're up till four in themorning.
Man woke up at like eight,right, so I wake up and I go
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piss in the river, right, I'm adude, I can do this Sorry girls,
you got to walk.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
You know Like I mean, they could have too and I would
have been fine with it.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Right, Fine with it Right Like so I go and piss in
the river.
I realize that this river'srose like exponentially yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
So this is the day of Birthday Bash.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
This is 9 am yeah, so I was obviously the most fucked
up the night before, so playingweatherman is probably not
applicable, right?
no one there wanted to hearanything I had to say.
It's like we heard you allnight.
You were shouting I'm willsmith, or some stupid shit.
You know like, as soon as wetold you to shut the fuck up,
you didn't shut the fuck up,right.
(17:40):
So we wake up the night.
It's just a crazy fog and I'mlike guys, we gotta be careful.
This river, like this, isreally high.
It's probably risen a couplefeet.
So I looked at him.
I was like dude, we're fucked.
You know, no one believes me.
So we're like let's go to theconcert.
It's all good, dude, greatlineup, right?
Yeah, brown band blake shelton,zach Brown.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Band Blake Shelton.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Justin Moore, dierks Bentley, two days.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Oh yeah, Free.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Yeah, we paid quite a price.
I mean with our like notfeeling good.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Oh yeah, yeah, we paid for it.
You paid that price, you paidthe body price.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Because I worked at Pizza Hut at the time, we got to
park on high ground.
We got to park where thevendors park.
We got to park on high ground,we got to park where the vendors
park.
So, like, right, when you comein here it's a high ground area
and then it goes and it dipsdown kind of back by the river
yeah so I go to the truck atlike 11 30 from the concert
because you could leave.
(18:38):
Guess what I was doing?
getting more fucked up, rightand I come of course I come
running into this concertbecause I see the parking lot
flooding yeah, it is fucking baddude, and bands are playing
like nothing's going on.
Right, and I know, I know asecret, but once again, nobody
(18:58):
fucking cares the weathermanthey want to listen to, right?
Still, you can't get all fuckedup and be rowdy and then give
advice like it's not a thing,right, I learned it that day
yeah, it's by 20 o'clock, theycall the concert and everybody's
in a panic.
I mean, people are running,people are like, I mean dude.
(19:19):
So, in essence, what happenedwas the the river river flooded
the entire fairground parkinglot, which is in a hole.
Yeah, 1,400 cars got totaledthat day.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
I remember that.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
I remember there was a shitload I don't remember the
exact number and these kids fromWestern Michigan University
with like two tents and a dreamand a bunch of beer.
Not a scratch on the car, dude,it was a Honda, like not even a
truck right Like a car car, youknow.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
I bet you had a lot of people that were pissed at
you.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Oh, dude, so mad.
What do you want me to do?
Come pull you out.
It's a four banger.
Nothing I can do but sit thereand just be a lifeguard, right
whenever I feel useless, likewhen my wife's doing something,
because she's like she's thatperson that, just like she's
good at a lot of stuff, so like,if she starts doing something,
dude, every time like we come inand we give, like papa or like
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brandon, the recap of, like,what happened, it's like she's
like, yeah, well, I fixed thecar and here's what happened.
I just look at someone, atsomeone, and I'm like I was a
lifeguard, nobody drowned on myfucking watch, right, like I
could have gone down there andbeen a lifeguard.
Like, hey, no splashing, nosplashing, but at the end of the
day, dude, we just got the fuckout of there.
So the funny part was thepeople at the concert only
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played one song.
So we got to hear like BlakeShelton play an acoustic song
while everybody's in a panic.
Dude, picture a bomb going offin a parking lot and he's just
sitting there, just like it'sall about Matt, you know, and
people are running people over.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
It was absolutely.
Oh yeah, I'm sure it was chaos.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Insane dude.
Long story short.
Thank you so much.
Hut dude still eat that shit.
I love it all right.
Pan pizza wonderful.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Okay, the 90 pizzas I got to take home from that
disaster wonderful just no oneate them, because their cars
were fucking in water yeah, andI couldn't help them with a four
banger right, yeah you couldhave just made, you could have
just thrown the boxes out thereas like life preservers, that
was such a crazy day yeah likecan you imagine getting that
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hammered and then waking up andhaving to go to like a disaster
that you know is dude?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
you know it's coming.
It's like final destination,yeah right, like where you know
what's coming.
It's like, hey claire, don'tget on the ride.
You know it's like I'm gonnafuck, fuck you fuck you, eric,
I'm getting on the ride.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
It's like no, I had a dream about this last night.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
You're fucking gonna die, yeah, yep dude it felt like
that, but no one would listenyeah I didn't want to go to the
show like why did we?
Come here to camp like to gethammered in the rain and play
bags and not get struck bylightning.
We fucking survived and we didit.
Let's go get a refund.
Refund, get the fuck out ofhere, boys.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
No shit, oh man.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Oh my.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
God, wow, yeah, I didn't know anybody that went to
that concert.
Yeah, awful, you're the firstone I know.
I went to all of those dude.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
It was a blast man Sneaking booze in, sneaking
doobs in and smoking Dude.
So much fun.
Yeah, you should bring a lawnchair.
Yep, the way they got you backthen was the parking, so they'd
be like $50 parking, but it'sfree ticket.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Did anybody have to?
Speaker 2 (22:37):
pay for.
Did they get a refund onparking Dude?
When I looked up stats on that,like 1,400 cars.
Yeah, you imagine that statefarm rep.
That's just like sitting feetup on the chair watching the
football game, right, yeah?
All these idiots in the townare at this fucking concert that
I'm gonna shit about yeah, he'sprobably the same guy that's
got his feet up at the la fireshis phone's ringing off the hook
(22:58):
.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
It's a fucking saturday, it's my day, yeah this
is my day, you know.
I'm not doing shit today.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Do you have any other concert stories?
Because?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
I sure do.
Yeah, so I've got a good story.
So this is my son.
This is when he graduated fromhigh school.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
And it's funny because of how I mean.
I don't.
I'm not saying it to brag, butmy son is very talented as far
as music goes.
He can play whatever the fuckhe wants to play.
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Opposite.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah, so he's playing at his high school
baccalaureate, right.
So he's in a band, he's in achurch band and they all are
going to come and play at thebaccalaureate for the graduation
.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Is this like a symphony or like a five-piece
band?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I think there was five.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
I think there was five guys Four or five guys
Right.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
So this is three weeks before the baccalaureate.
We know it's coming.
Whatever, what's thebaccalaureate?
We know it's coming whatever.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
What's the?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
baccalaureate, so they play.
It's basically a concert forthe kids.
It's kind of a separate dealfrom the actual graduation.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
But they get together and they play.
They have some different people, they have singing and whatever
.
So his band was not hired oranything, but they got the
opportunity to play.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
What did he play?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Well, it's funny because he actually at that time
, at that point in time, he wasplaying guitar, okay, and, like
I said, I mean he can whatever,whatever he picks up, he can
play the drums, the guitar.
But three weeks before thisconcert is supposed to happen,
he comes home with a keyboard,okay, like an electric keyboard,
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and he's like I'm going to playthe keyboard and sing at the
back of the room Like he's not.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Like Phil Collins style.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Yeah, like he's never in his life that I know of has
ever touched a keyboard beforethat Three weeks, this is his
plan.
Okay, fucking, nailed it.
Dude, dude, fucking.
Just he taught himself how toplay the keyboard, like looking
at tabs or whatever.
Holy shit, like rocked that.
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Like playing the keyboardsinging and then picked up a
guitar, some of the other songsthat they played.
He just fucking rocked that,like playing the keyboard,
singing, and then picked up aguitar.
There were some of the othersongs that they played.
They just fucking rocked it.
Wow, I mean, it's just likewhat the fuck like?
I was never that kid, like no,not either I don't know where
the fuck he gets it.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
My brother was that kid.
Like he could, like he didn'thave to study for tests, like he
learned the trombone real quick, right?
Yeah, in my school we had tochoose between choir and band,
right?
Yep.
So I chose band because I was asports kid.
I wanted to use it as a studyhall yeah okay, I didn't want to
do shit right play the fuckingtriangle and call it yeah can I
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sit down?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
you're playing the triangle, but you were never
hitting the inside.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Yeah, 49 like 49ers packers were out of date.
Can we get this shit on theroad?
I got some homework to do right, so they did the chair thing
right, when they kind of naileddown who the best was.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So there's 11 people in thisgroup right.
Yep.
So I was terrible Just terrible, I didn't even fucking try Like
dude.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
I had a snare drum at home, probably cost my mom like
a couple hundred bucks.
Didn't even do so much else onthat son of a bitch Right.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Never used it.
Fuck dude, you know yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Like when I see people play drums, it's like
epic.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Right yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Like they have a full drum set, it do a snare drum.
There's one tenth of what Ineed, right?
So they do this like snare drumthing where you have to like go
in there and play this pieceand like we could have practiced
whatever I didn't yeah here's akicker dude.
There's two kids in the bandwith fetal alcohol syndrome like
actually probably have problemslike really good, nice kids I'm
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not being a jerk right theycan't help that.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I get it, totally get it but actually have.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Yeah, I beat one of them.
I was 10th chair out of 11,buddy Twin twins with fetal
alcohol syndrome.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
No shit Beat one of them.
Wow.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
That's epic.
Dude, Dude yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
And that was like my day was like I'm not going to
play music, but I want to be apart of it.
You know what I mean.
And that's probably when Istarted the underground dude, I
started that musical right.
So real quick.
I've been to like two rapconcerts in my life Not really
my thing.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
It's just not.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
I'm not a rap guy.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
I have more respect for the band that you know like
guitar bass drum singer.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Yeah, they put it all together Right.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Yep, so once again, not a huge rap fan.
So I used to work downtownKalamazoo and the company I
worked for let's see how I didthat.
That was fucking slick Right.
The company I worked for.
They had a suite at Fifth ThirdBallpark right, okay.
Where the Whitecaps played.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah Right.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Grand Rapids, Yep.
So they sent out this emailabout this concert.
It sounded like a Friday night.
I ain't got shit going on Likedude, you know.
Gonna get down and I'm a I'm asingle parent at that time, so
like I have weekends with mydaughter and weekends off okay,
it's weekend off, so I'm like ohyeah, okay, a couple buddies
(28:30):
from from work are going with me, so I'm fucking geeked about it
.
It's flow rider tech nine insilento.
Do you remember that dude thatsang that like and watch me whip
and watch me name me, do youremember?
That dude, oh my god okay, itwas a one-hit wonder from like
back in the day, okay but like ahuge one-hit wonder, like you
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could be walking through myersand hear that shit oh, yeah,
like dude like only song.
He had like 16 year old kidright yep I'm getting hammered
dude so we're at the concert now.
Okay, we're in the booth likedude.
My boss is there, my boss'sboss is there and all my homies
are there but there's free beer.
I'm getting fucking wrecked.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Oh yeah, I have a ride too.
Yeah right, oh boy dude, yeah,it's on, it's fucking going down
, it's on like it's going downwhatever that florida welcome to
my house.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
You know I had no basic knowledge enough to be
cool, you know.
So, once again, hammered dude.
And Silento goes on awful,sorry, buddy, awful Right, and
everyone upstairs, because wewere in a suite, was waiting for
him to come through Because theartist suite, when you were
done with your set, was rightnext to ours.
(29:42):
Okay, okay, so we had a ballersuite.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Yeah right, like picture, like really nice, like
food, like beer, like decked out, yeah, yeah outside and indoor
seating and you can seeperfectly fine from either great
fucking seats.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Everyone's waiting for this fucking silento guy to
come out and I'm just sittingthere just like being the rock,
rock and roll motherfucker thatI am.
I'm like who the fuck is thisright, laughing my ass off at
all these people that are likefalling over to come see this
guy and I don't even know thefuck he is, can't spell his name
, I just know I heard him atmyers and I didn't fucking like
it, right right so I tapped theguy to my left, who I don't know
(30:18):
, and I said oh shit, it'ssilento.
My dream is to meet thatmotherfucker right like just
being all fucking condescendingI was like just kidding, he's 16
, with no talent and will bewashed up by age 20, but let's
throw a fucking ball for thisguy.
In that moment, dude, in thatexact moment, that's exactly
what I said to him.
(30:39):
I realize I am literallytelling that to silento oh my
god, it was him.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
No shit yeah oh my god, how do?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
you fucking bounce back from that, you don't, you
don't?
He gave me the look of deathand I would have too.
Oh yeah, you haven't heard that.
Whip a nay, nay shit like Iwould have been.
Like you know, fuck you, dude.
Who are you right?
you're right you wrecked him youcan be sitting there with one
subscriber someday, bitch, youknow like.
So I literally told that to anartist face that was on the up
(31:16):
and up dude and got pissed anddidn't sign autographs with
other people and they allthought he was a dick.
And they they're like fuck you,you know.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
I knew the whole time why he wasn't out there, but
couldn't tell anyone Shit.
I think what I said might haveplayed a factor in this.
I just let the beer talk andjust went back, okay.
Right, I'm not even done yetwith this story.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
That's a beautiful point oh my god, so I?
Speaker 2 (31:38):
tell silento to his face without knowing it's
silento that his music sucks andfor the record.
I was right okay for the record,for the record I was right and,
if anything, I should have beenhis life coach, okay.
So tech nine plays next.
He's got a little more of arock.
Feel like he's down with likebikers and shit.
Like he's he plays like withrock bands and shit.
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He's pretty cool.
Yep, I actually really enjoyedit.
I Like he's.
He plays like with rock bandsand shit.
He's pretty cool.
Yep, I actually really enjoyedit.
I would.
He's an independent artist.
I would absolutely go like gosee him again, right, okay, like
I would like.
After I saw him, dude, wow.
So after he comes off, like Ikind of have a high now and it's
like hey, I like rap to do thismore, you know.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
I'm a concert guy, yep.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
We're sitting there, dude, still hammered.
Still told this poor kid that Ican see through glass, that he
sucked.
You know he's looking at melike fuck this kid right.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
We wait in there for like an hour and a half after
Tech N9ne comes on and thisrandom dude just comes on stage
and tells us that Flo Rida isn'tgoing gonna make it and you
guys can all go home.
Now who the fuck misses theirown concert, dude?
yeah there was like a bunch ofconflicting stories too.
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Like that he got there at 10 pmbut there was a city ordinance
at 10 30 and he couldn't play.
His other plane got there atnine and I'm like doing math in
my head.
I'm like Tech Nine got offstage at 830.
Like you showed up for your ownbirthday party at 10 o'clock.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Yeah, the fuck are you doing Like this is why I
don't go to rap concerts youknow what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Like how are you too cool for your own concert?
Can you imagine?
And you know what I kind ofcalled that one too.
And that's the best part, dude,once again, no one wants a
drunk weatherman right, yeah,like like previously, from
birthday bash so I noticed thathe didn't have any merchandise
there oh yeah, yeah, that's kindof a giveaway to the
(33:34):
merchandise area, and it wastech nine and silento.
How about it?
But he made 80 bucks, you knowbecause the line for tech nine
was long.
Yeah, oh my god, dude, that'sthe dumbest thing I've ever said
to an artist in my life.
The other dumb thing, dude somatt from bart bauer, bash right
(33:56):
yeah so we're at this concertand we're at the intersection of
grand rapids and it's like abunch of bands and there's a
band called Hello, goodbye,right, and they're just kind of
like a punk band and Matt boughtone of their shirts.
I don't know who the headlinerwas.
It was like Cartel or theAcademy is, or something weird.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
And we're out in the parking lot and the head singer
from this band is out there andmatt's wearing his shirt.
He goes.
Thanks for buying the shirt.
Matt goes, no problem.
The line for the other band wasway fucking longer and I just
thought this is gonna be a loteasier so instead of being like
I'm a number one fate, dude.
His face went from like it's afan, oh my god, to like.
Fuck this kid.
Like not as bad as tellingSilent to be sick, though, oh my
(34:44):
God, dude.
This is why I stick with rockconcerts, dude.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Yeah, do you got any more?
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Oh my God.
No, you know, I have a bunchmore.
We could do a concert episodepart two Like dude, because I
used to go to Warped Tour, Iused to host that venue and I
just used to be be like a punkrock kind of heavy music kind of
kid.
So yeah we could do a wholeepisode on that dude.
I got stories for fucking dayson that shit.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Well, I think we're gonna have a lot, of, a lot of
time for the top five, and solet's do it so we're going
through our funniest cover bands, right?
Speaker 2 (35:23):
yeah, so I you know, cover bands are kind of weird
for me a little bit, right, likeif a cover band's really good,
like what do you say, dude, yousounded just like somebody else
like you'd like, yeah, you're sooriginal, like you know, right
so, but but sidebar.
So I actually saw two coverbands that blew my fucking mind
Really, right.
So I went to Experience Hendrix, which is a Jimi.
(35:46):
Hendrix tribute.
Yeah, and I didn't really knowwhat it was going to be.
Dude, Kenny Wayne Shepard.
Zach Wilde Ozzy's guitarist,buddy Guy, johnny Lang, dweezil
(36:07):
Zappa, billy Cox the onlysurviving member of the jimmy
hendrix tribute band okay, epicas fuck.
No shit, they all did their ownset.
Zach wilde came out and playedlike jimmy hendrix, like with
metal oh, uh buddy guy came outand played it with a blues feel
yeah epic dude oh shit, theyended with all, with them all on
stage yeah, these are allpeople in like the rock and roll
hall of fame.
(36:27):
Yeah, right, that's sweet thatone blew me away.
The other one that blew me away, dude, two weeks ago.
Right, my brother calls me onlike a monday night and me and
my brother, dude, like he's areally busy guy.
I'm a really busy guy, I got afamily.
He works 60 hours a week at ahospital Like dude.
We don't get a lot of chancesto hang out as much as we used
to Like dude, and I love mybrother Like that's my dude.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Yeah, Like dude, that's my dude.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
So he calls me on a Monday and he's like you want to
go to the show.
I'm like who is it?
Zach sabbath dude?
Zach wild, ozzy osbourne'sguitarist oh, yeah, the
guitarist on no more tears albumyeah, right yep, epic dude zach
sabbath.
So he plays all black sabbathsongs, dude, okay, in a cover
band.
Opening band was the ironmaidens, a chick band that
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played iron maiden perfectly,really in zozo.
Uh, another cover band thatplayed that zeppelin really well
.
But dude, seeing zach wild Imean dude'4" comes out wearing a
kilt.
I'm not kidding, huge fuckingguy Nailed it.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Dude, I still can't stop listening to Ozzy because
of how Zach Wilde played it then.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Like, right like.
No shit when you see aguitarist play a solo behind his
back.
Oh yeah, Ozzy Osbourne fuckingsolo.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Yeah, like so back.
Oh yeah, ozzy osbourne fuckingsolo, like so there's good and
bad with cover bands.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Oh yeah, I'm going with this and I just got done
seeing one that was just fuckingepic, like if you ever get a
chance.
Go see zach sabbath yeah thatwas absolutely insane.
If he comes back in town,you're coming dude, I'm serious.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
All right, you'll love it if you're're an Ozzy fan
.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Dude his voice is like on point too.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Dude, zach Wild is a fucking epic musician, you go
see that guy?
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Yeah, we'll go see it .
We'll go check it out.
Sorry, we'll go check it outTop five worst cover bands.
I think that you should start.
Okay, I'll start.
I'll start.
So I said I have a lot ofextras on this one and I had a
real hard time picking myfavorite top five.
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But hey, here we go.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
So number one and the card would say Sorry, sorry,
sorry.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Number one instead of the sex pistols, oh God.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
The sex tissues, the sex, the sex tissues.
Oh my god.
Would it be a one-man band,right?
He plays everything and he justcleans up, like, okay, I'm
sorry to use this as a reference, right, but it'd be like your
son, who can play everyinstrument dude, right, right,
but one song but plays the basspart, then the drum part for the
guitar part that sings withtissues all over stage.
(39:28):
Oh my god, this sucks tissuesall right, love it, okay.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Uh.
So number two I'm going to sayis going to be the pink tulips.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
The pink tulips.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Instead of Pink Floyd , and it's just going to be a
bunch of women that are.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
I would take that seriously.
The pink tulips oh my God, dude.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
They're just going to wear, they're going to do the
whole concert in a vaginacostume you ready for this?
Speaker 2 (40:09):
yeah, dark side of the poon.
We're playing dark side of thepoon in full.
Oh yeah, yeah.
We call claire roger watersbecause she's always wet.
We're playing Dark Side of thePoon in full.
Oh yeah, yeah.
We call Claire Roger Watersbecause she's always wet.
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We call Kirsten David Fillmorebecause she's always getting
fucked.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
It's just another life in the pink tulip.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Okay, so David Fillmore.
So number three, Roger Twatters.
Dude, you could go all day onthis Dude, Roger Twatters and.
David Fillmore playing DarkSide of the Poon pool.
I'd go to that tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna see, but let's
do this right, yeah, the sextissues are opening, okay number
three sticks in the mud, but itcould also be a queen cover
band.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
We play sticks and queen get it.
You know like, oh my god, god,oh shit, so funny side story,
(41:44):
right?
So, uh, so me and my, my, uh,so papa.
Me and papa went to go seegreta van fleet and um, greta
van fleet's another band, that'sjust epic, like they're from
frankenmuth, michigan.
They're just another band I'veseen a little bit of them.
Incredible, I'm just being real,they're insane.
The cool thing about them tootwin brothers, I don't know shit
(42:08):
Guitarist, singer.
Twin brothers the bassist istheir brother too and he plays
keyboard and their drummer wastheir neighbor.
Oh wow, fucking cool is thatthat's sweet so I take papa to
the show, yeah, and we're in themiddle of nowhere, baked to
shit, yep, right, and we'rehaving a blast.
(42:30):
So they come on and this dude'swearing a leotard with sparkles
all over.
I don't know that.
Papa was ready for that yeah sohe's like what's this guy's
deal, you know?
Like, like, talk to me.
Like, like, like before he says, like before, everything's
going down.
And he's like, what's going onwith this guy, you know?
Speaker 1 (42:47):
and I just looked at him I was like freddie mercury
he goes ah, oh yeah, yeah, likeit's like who gives a shit right
, what queen did?
Yeah oh yeah, like you knowwhat I mean like.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
but it wasn't even a bad thing.
It was just kind of funny, andthe best part about it was he
comes out a couple months later.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Oh, really, that's what.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Papa called it.
Oh no shit, dude, that was cooltoo.
I saw a couple posts on that.
There's people at the Greta VanFleet shows like waving like
pride flags and stuff.
Hell yeah, like it's cool.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Hell yeah, Like just supporting him.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
I feel like that was probably tough Like, especially
with like dude his twin brotheris smashing.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Yeah, Like smashing chicks, dude For sure.
But you know, yeah, that's coolman Be yourself.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Hell, yeah, yeah, you know who you are.
That's that honestly.
That is you, dude.
But there are so many peoplethat have come out or whatever.
I give them all kinds of propsbecause they are living who?
Speaker 2 (43:46):
they are, yeah, I mean I don't understand
everything, but that's okay,like I just I want, you know
yeah, but like dude, go go here.
Uh, josh keys got an dude.
The singer of Greta Van Fleet.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
He's insane.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Yeah, he's, this little guy.
Yeah, I've seen a little bit ofhim, you know how people tell
you and you probably know thistoo that when you listen to a
record versus a CD or an MP3, itvibrates.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
His voice carries in an arena.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
It's unlike anything I've ever heard.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
No shit.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
He could literally go up there and be the sex tissues
and I'd go.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
All right, let's get back to it.
So number four okay, numberfour instead of the talking
heads we're gonna we're gonna,we're gonna go with the giving
heads oh my god, dude.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Just to confuse everybody, it's a co-ed band the
giving heads, oh my god, I loveit.
Fan fucking dancing buddy.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
and then number five instead of the go-go's the
Cum-Cums, the Cum-Cums.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
Dude, can you imagine if they put flyers out for the
Cum-Cums?
People would flip?
Dude, we live in a town wherepeople were burning tickets for
Marilyn Manson.
You remember that?
The K-Wings Arena when you werea cum?
It's like, hey, every ticketyou buy you're paying him the
Cum-Cums.
I don't think they sell aticket.
You know what I mean?
(45:23):
All right, you ready for mine?
Yeah yeah, do you know whomachine gun kelly is?
Speaker 1 (45:29):
I've heard that, yeah gk.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
What if it was machine gun?
Belly dude so he dresses kindof femme and thinks it's cool,
like it's, it's weird dude tolike do his nails and like I
don't give a shit but like whenyou're a rocker dude and you're
like putting press on nails andlike fake eyeliner on.
What if that was a dude with abig old gut wearing like a
fashion scarf, playing awfulsongs?
(45:54):
Yeah, and machine gun kellyraps and has as as rock.
So like dude, a big old fat guyrapping in like scarfs, dude,
mgv, machine gun belly.
Oh my god, number four or no,wow, number two you skipped a
(46:15):
couple there, buddy no, back tothe future style.
So mariah carey right.
Yeah, I can't stand her voicelike when she hits that.
Oh yeah like dude.
Every song has that likeshattered glass, like piercing
shout that she does yep, what ifit was the mariah jerry's?
It was just a bunch of likesoccer dads singing awful Mariah
(46:39):
Carey songs and all dude bandand hit some of the high notes,
or at least try.
Oh my God, that would be awful.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
They'd have to be.
Have you ever seen the monksthat like hit themselves in the
nuts?
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
They'd have to be those guys to hit the high notes
.
Speaker 2 (46:59):
The Mariah Careries of the future.
Okay, you know the bandNickelback.
Yeah, what if it was calledFlickleback dude and it was an
all-girl Nickelback cover bandwith raunchy lyrics?
Dude about flicking beans, ohmy God, dude.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
Flickleback dude.
Flickleback dude Flickleback,oh man.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
And people would still find a way to hate him.
You know what I mean.
I don't like that cover man.
All right, number four, thisone's kind of bad.
All right, sorry, the Fetals,it's a Beatlesles cover band,
(47:46):
but everyone has fetal.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
Oh man, maybe the two guys that you were in band with
her in that one dude.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Yeah, like showing like abby road, but like, but
like.
It's like the pregnant momdrinking, oh my.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
God, oh man, we just went to a dark place.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
Dude, I'm so sorry, the fetals probably shouldn't
have happened, but you know whatwe're here, we're here, it
happened.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
There's no going back .
It happened.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
Fast forward though.
So number going back we'rehappy it happened fast forward
though.
So number number five yeah,actual number five.
All right, you know keith urban, right?
Yeah, what if it's keith turban?
Speaker 1 (48:25):
dude middle eastern guys singing keith urban country
songs dude trying to do hisbest to mimic an australian
accent I go see keith Turbin allday, dude yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
Do you have to wear a turban, or you know like is
this a?
Speaker 1 (48:45):
thing?
Speaker 2 (48:46):
Right.
So what were some of your otherones?
Speaker 1 (48:52):
So some that didn't make the list, guns and Posers
yeah, I mean, it kind of writesitself, yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
This probably should have been on those guns in noses
, just like the two pistols up anose.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
So this one probably should have made the list,
because it goes back to a coupleepisodes ago.
But instead of meatloaf turkey.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
loaf the spam turkey shit you talked about dude.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
Oh God, yep, yep.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
I saw spam the other day and I thought of that story.
I was like this is what I wastalking about.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Who makes this as a meal?
Speaker 2 (49:33):
Yeah, you're a jerk, yep, yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Yeah.
So another one was, instead ofthe red hot chili peppers, the
chili flakes, the chili flakes.
And then instead of Limp Bizkitthe rock hard breadsticks.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
Just like a bag of crazy bread that's been left out
.
Yeah, oh my God.
Just like a bag of crazy breadthat's been left out.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
Yeah, oh my god um, and then I had um.
Instead of black sabbath, I hadsunday, sabbath sunday what
about crack sabbath?
It was a bunch of crack sabbath, crack the fuck out.
Yeah, yeah, or snack sabbathdude.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
Like they're eating fucking like fruit snacks on
stage.
Snack sabbath dude.
It's all.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
It's a whole festival about snacks um and then, uh, I
had poisons, antidote wefinally found it.
Speaker 2 (50:33):
You don't have to listen to shitty brett michaels
anymore.
Speaker 1 (50:35):
We're so sorry and then for a warrant.
Yep, I had search warrant,that's, I think that's.
That's all the ones that I hadyou know carrie underwood.
Speaker 2 (50:53):
Yeah, what if there's a guy that sang all our songs
named gary thunderwood?
Thunderwood dudes or uh, girthbrooks.
All about, like all about thatgirth rage against the latrine.
Every album would just be theirnormal album covers, which is
(51:17):
like a blown out band.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
Rage Against the Latrine.
Remember the band Smash Mouthyeah.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
What if it was Smash my Mouth, a Smash Mouth cover
band?
Speaker 1 (51:28):
Let me smash.
Body runs taller than that.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
System of a Brown.
What about All Anus Morissette,an Alanis?
Morissette cover band dude.
What about the Womba Chumbasdude?
We only play Chumba Womba.
Speaker 1 (51:55):
All.
Speaker 2 (51:55):
Anus Morissette was pretty good, my other one that
didn't make the list of this oneis kind of bad the one-armed
wonders dude, a band of allone-armed people playing one hit
wonders.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
Oh, man I heard smash .
Speaker 2 (52:12):
My mouth is opening, so and all anus.
Morissa dude was finishing,yeah but instead of o-town it
was like oh, oh, o-town you know, uh, you know talk about oh, oh
shit, oh man, what if?
Uh, what if it was sheldon johnsheldon from big bang?
(52:36):
Oh, yeah, yeah oh man, yeah, Ihad all sorts of wild ones.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
man Like Sheldon from Big Bang Theory, oh yeah yeah,
oh man.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
Yeah, I had all sorts of wild ones, man.
Yeah, oh fuck, they all can'tbe Keith Turbin, you know.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
Right, yes, they can't be all Anis Morissette.
Speaker 2 (52:48):
Dude, she would get down.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
I just kind of thought She'd get down with the
sex tissues.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
Yeah, I kind of thought with this one like what
would be awful to cover, youknow, like, like, like, just
awful, like and like mariahcarey's voice like I just can't
yeah like when I hear it.
So like can you imagine ifdudes were singing it?
No, I don't think there's anydude that could do it that's
gotta be what you listen to inhell's waiting room, like when
you you know if you didn't liveyour life very good.
(53:17):
Dude.
Like you know, you're gettingready to meet like a big red
lizard dude, like that's thewaiting room music.
Speaker 1 (53:22):
Right, that's the Mariah Jerrys.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
It's gotta be dude, they don't stop.
Speaker 1 (53:28):
You know, like I've been in here for eight hours.
Speaker 2 (53:30):
They don't stop okay.
Speaker 1 (53:31):
Yeah, oh fuck, yeah, no, yeah, no, oh God.
Yeah, that would be horrible,that would be worse than hell.
Maybe I don't- know.
Speaker 2 (53:41):
Yeah, there's got to be a Taco Bell in hell, though I
think it would be fine if thathappened, you know, oh shit.
Speaker 1 (53:51):
Well, hey, I think that about wraps it up.
This has been an awesomeepisode.
Speaker 2 (53:59):
And wrap it up out there.
Speaker 1 (54:01):
Yeah, wrap it up.
Speaker 2 (54:02):
Wow, what a great yeah Music episode fantastic.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
Yeah, that's awesome, that was.
Yeah, I had a good time.
If you enjoyed the show, giveus a like, give us a subscribe.
Speaker 2 (54:15):
Chris.
He's already a subscriber man.
Thanks Chris.
Hey, big shout out to Chris.
He's already a subscriber man.
Thanks Chris.
Hey, big shout out to Chris.
He's fantastic.
Chris is great.
All right, we just want to leteverybody know out there that
Chris is great yeah.
Speaker 1 (54:27):
Yeah, but yeah, other than that, have a wonderful
rest of your week, month, year2025.
You know, with our predictionsfrom last episode.
Speaker 2 (54:41):
It might pretty crazy , so I think it's gonna happen
once again.
We do have a direct line to theshow.
It's rowd and loudy at gmailcom.
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We fucking get it yeah butthank you so much for taking
(55:01):
time out of your day to listento us.
Speaker 1 (55:03):
Lives are busy, uh, you know.
Hopefully, uh, you can findsome time to listen to us in the
car, you know, hopefully youdon't get, uh, you know, tears
in your eyes from laughing toohard and have an accident.
Speaker 2 (55:12):
You know we'd hate to have that happen yeah, and if
the car is driving itself,please just put this on like it.
It's better than miran, right?
Speaker 1 (55:23):
well, yeah, all right , that wraps it up.
We'll talk to y'all later.
We'll see you next time.
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