Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists
Husband and Wife are two non-believers who have always wanted to read the Bible. Why would we subject ourselves to this you might ask? From our perspective it helps us understand where the Christians around us, here in the Midwest, are coming from when they quote the Bible at us. Husband is basically an Atheist and wife leans Agnostic but mostly Atheist and we're just having some fun at the Bible's expense while learning more about what our neighbors claim we're going to hell over.
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May 15, 2022 • 110 min
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes 1Samuel Chapters 1 - 5 and our Weekly Q&A.
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May 14, 2022 • 30 min
Husband and Wife answer questions about this suddenly militaristic God, as well as Dagon. And now we wanna be Dagonists because it turns out he was way cooler than Yahweh. Plus his wife was known as "mistress who amazes the world" which is what I want to be for Halloween this year.
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May 13, 2022 • 14 min
Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 5: The Ark in the Land of the Philistines. It's not good, y'all. There are broken statues and lots of tumors and these guys are like, "um, can you have it back now, cuz we don't want it." Pretty sure the Philistines are about to throw the Ark back at the Israelites.
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May 12, 2022 • 19 min
Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 4: The Philistines Capture the Ark. Eli and his rapey sons bite the dust, as in a "shocking" turn of events, the Israelites lose the Ark of the Covenant during a battle with the Philistines. The wife of one of the rapey guys gives birth and names her son Loser before she dies too. And Samuel isn't even in this chapter!
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May 11, 2022 • 17 min
Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 3: The LORD Calls Samuel. God calls Samuel's name like five times and Sammy is like "whut" because he thinks it's Eli on account of God is seriously absent and doesn't do appearances so much anymore. Something shocking is going to happen but we're left in a year's-long cliffhanger. Eli is pretty chill about his fate and we are on pins and needles waiting to learn h...
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May 10, 2022 • 27 min
Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 2: The Song of Hannah / The Sins of Eli's Sons. You'll be pleased to know we refrain from singing, but Wife does engage a Texas accent for no particular reason. God changes the details of previously made promises, but only after a lifetime of rape and fuckery has already occurred.
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May 9, 2022 • 17 min
Husband and Wife cover 1 Samuel chapter 1: The Birth of Samuel. Making fun of someone who can't have babies is just cruel, but as we've learned, the Bible is not lacking in mean-spirited bitchery. No worries, tho, as the bullied wife prays super hard, gets bullied AGAIN by a priest, gets preggers, and then drops her boy off with the bully priest. Makes total sense.
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May 8, 2022 • 120 min
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Ruth Chapters 1 - 4 our Weekly Q&A and the wrap-up for Ruth.
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May 8, 2022 • 19 min
Husband and Wife learn the history of abortion protection laws in the US, rant about the state of current affairs, and encourage listeners to get out and protest to protect our rights, in this bonus discussion for Patreon members.
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May 7, 2022 • 34 min
Todat is a rebroadcast of an earlier episode due to Wife needing sleep! Husband and Wife have a conversation about why Husband was giving Wife the stink-eye when she started going soft on atheism last week. They encourage everyone to practice Wheaton's Law ("Don't be a dick") and Wife sings the MLP theme song.
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May 6, 2022 • 33 min
Husband and Wife cover the Book of Ruth and learn about Oprah, lesbian icons, and some crazy fanfic about a certain giant's ancestry. Wife is a bit manic in this one and spills some juicy hot goss. Oh, and FYI: feet = dicks.
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May 5, 2022 • 20 min
Husband and Wife cover Ruth chapter 4 (*spoilers, Darling*): Boaz Marries Ruth. After purchasing his newest bride, he instantly impregnates her. Their son is supposed to be super famous but like I already can't even remember his name so...
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May 4, 2022 • 28 min
Husband and Wife cover Ruth chapter 3: Ruth and Boaz at the Threshingfloor. Naomi was like, "Gurl, wash your face, so I can sell you." And Ruthie got all dolled up for good prostituting and she won! After trying her out for himself, Boaz is gonna pass her around and see if there are any takers! The barley party was a smash and fun was had by all.
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May 3, 2022 • 18 min
Husband and Wife cover Ruth chapter 2: Ruth Gleans in the Field of Boaz. The barley party is in session! And Ruth doesn't even get raped, in spite of the fact that she's a Moabite! Bootstraps are fully engaged and Ruth is working it.
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May 2, 2022 • 14 min
Husband and Wife cover Ruth chapter 1. Naomi loses her husband and sons, but one of her daughters-in-law, Ruth, travels with her to a barley party. We're more cilantro-centric, but whatever gets you there.
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May 1, 2022 • 138 min
Bible Study for Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Judges Chapters 16 - 21 our Weekly Q&A and the wrap-up for Judges.
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May 1, 2022 • 35 min
Husband and Wife review the Book of Judges. We talk about some weird legends surrounding Micah and his relation to false idols, as well as some political spin involving the Tribe of Dan. Husband toots his own horn and Wife finds a way to sleep better at night. No pop quiz this time but lots of commentary regarding Christian apologists.
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April 30, 2022 • 17 min
Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 21: Wives for the Benjamites. These nasty fucks wipe out an entire tribe and then unironically cry because an entire tribe has been wiped out. THEN they cry because the few remaining men have no wives, so they legit encourage the dudes to kidnap virgin girls from the annual dance off, and they tell the girls' fathers to be sympathetic to the kidnappers who (DUH) obviously NEED wives. And th...
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April 29, 2022 • 32 min
Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 20: The War against the Benjamites. An entire town decides to stand behind their rapey rapers, and as a result, that town gets demolished. We aren't really sure how to feel about this turn of events, because on the one hand RAPE, but on the other hand ANNIHILATION. We ultimately conclude that the Bible sucks.
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April 28, 2022 • 18 min
Husband and Wife cover Judges chapter 19: The Levite and His Concubine. *Trigger Warning* This section involves a horrific scene of gang rape. Apologies for our lack of words. We had a difficult time finding humor in this one. Peace and love to all.
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