Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists

Malachi, Messenger of Mayhem: When God Hates Esau and Slams Your Goat Sacrifices

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Welcome to the divine roast of Malachi Chapter 1, where God kicks things off by saying “I love you” and then immediately follows it up with a detailed description of how much he hates Esau. Romantic, right? In this snark-laced breakdown, your favorite atheist duo dives into the last book of the Hebrew Bible—Malachi (or as we l...

Zechariah’s Zombie Apocalypse, Divine Meltdowns, and a Bible Book Wrap-Up from Hell

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Hold onto your prophetic horses—this ain’t your grandma’s Bible study. In this irreverent breakdown of Zechariah Chapters 12–14, we hit peak theological absurdity: God turns Jerusalem into a drunken stumbling block, demands loyalty through magical fountains and plague-stricken horses, and ends with a bizarre image of people...

Zechariah's Contradictions: God Is Furious. Unless He Isn't.

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Buckle up, heretics—it's our last dance with Zechariah, and we’re sending him off with a contradictions episode so absurd, even God might need a flowchart. In this glorious finale, our snarky hosts debate whether Zechariah was Iddo's son or grandson (because apparently genealogy is as hard for the Lord as kindness). Then it's on to God’s rage iss...

Zechariah's Prophetic Fever Dream: Donkeys, Flying Scrolls, and the Jesus Retcon

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Hold onto your chariots, folks—this episode is a wild theological autopsy of Zechariah, where prophecy, PTSD, and political propaganda come together like a DIY apocalypse starter kit. The hosts finally wrap up the Book of Zechariah, dissecting its two-part structure (First Zechariah: dreams and dates, Second Zechariah: undated mes...

Godless Congregations & The Joy of Non-Stick Spirituality: Sunday Assembly Exposed

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What happens when you take out the hymns, prayers, and judgment—but keep the community, music, and awkward potlucks? You get Sunday Assembly, the non-religious, non-doctrinal, definitely-not-a-church that’s somehow more wholesome than your average church barbecue. In this very special episode, we dive into the rise of so...

Lot’s Wife, Onan’s Pullout Fail, and the Egyptian Baby Massacre

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Welcome to the blood-splattered kickoff of our new series, “God’s Top 10 Kill Streaks – Old Testament Edition,” where your favorite heathens dive headfirst into Yahweh’s most unhinged murder sprees. Starting at number 10, we salt-shame Lot’s wife who was turned into a sodium statue for the crime of looking back while her hometown gets nuk...

Zechariah’s Endgame: Plagues, Prophets, and WTF Apocalypse Fuel

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It’s the final chaotic cluster of Zechariah—chapters 12, 13, and 14—and oh boy, it’s less “holy scripture” and more “political manifesto meets acid trip.” Your favorite atheist duo dives into post-exilic fever dreams where Jerusalem gets divine superpowers, horses go blind, and God plays Mad Max with cups of judgment and supernatural rocks. Bo...

Zechariah’s End-Times Dumpster Fire: Rape, Rotting Flesh, and Holy Crockpots

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Brace yourselves, heathens, we’ve reached the flaming finale of Zechariah, and boy, does it go out with a bang (and some divine rot). In this final chapter, God makes sure Jerusalem is properly plundered, the women are raped (again—because Yahweh loves a war crime), and half the city gets dragged into exile before He bothers to lift a...

Zechariah’s Final Purge: Stabbings, False Prophets, and a Holy Bloodbath

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Welcome to the most stab-happy, prophet-purging, guilt-soaked chapter yet—Zechariah 13. This episode dives straight into the divine mayhem where God allegedly opens a “fountain of cleansing” but immediately follows it up with a kill order on prophets, false or otherwise. Because nothing says forgiveness like stabbing your own kid for ...

Christian Mysticism: Divine Woo-Woo, Essential Oils, and the God Within (™)

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What do you get when you mix Jesus, astrology, essential oils, and a sprinkle of yoga? Apparently—Christian Mysticism. In this episode, your favorite heretical hosts dive deep into the incense-scented chaos of Christian mysticism, where God isn’t just a guy in the sky, but a vibe, a presence, maybe even that tingly feeling during a gui...

Zechariah’s Cup of Chaos: Blind Horses, Crying Wives, and Pre-Jesus Nonsense

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In Zechariah Chapter 12, the prophetic fever dream continues—this time with Jerusalem turning into a “cup” that sends nations reeling (whatever the hell that means), God blinding horses for no reason, and clans sobbing harder than a Baptist at an exorcism. Our favorite heretical duo attempts to decode the madness, questioning whet...

Prophets, Priests & Greek Freakouts: Zechariah’s Hot Mess Express (Ch. 9–11)

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Buckle up, heretics, because this week’s Sacrilegious Discourse hits warp speed through Zechariah chapters 9 through 11, where God gets trigger-happy (again), Jesus allegedly shows up on a donkey (because… prophecy!), and the priests and prophets start pointing fingers like it’s a divine episode of Maury. Spoiler: everyone’s full ...

Prophets vs. Priests: Holy Turf Wars, Clapbacks, and Clerical Catfights

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What happens when self-proclaimed messengers of God go head-to-head with institutional gatekeepers in robes? Absolute biblical chaos—and we’re here for it. In this delightfully blasphemous bonus episode, our favorite husband-and-wife heretics dive into the messy theological distinction between prophets and priests. Spoiler: one screams in ...

Zechariah’s War Ponies & Wicker Baskets: God’s Weird Flex Continues

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Zechariah 9–11 reads like God’s unhinged Pinterest board—with enough cryptic metaphors to make Nostradamus look concise. In this chaotic Q&A, we unpack divine rants that include threats of smiting everyone from Tyre to shepherds who apparently didn’t vibe hard enough with Yahweh’s wrath playlist. Spoiler: God’s still mad. ...

Flying Scrolls, Basket Ladies & Divine Mood Swings: Zechariah’s Weirdest Hits (Ch. 5–8 Recap + Bonus Blasphemy)

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Yeah, we’re late. Divine inspiration doesn’t always run on schedule—and neither do we. But we’re back to serve up a hot, heretical mess of Zechariah chapters 5 through 8, plus two surprise special episodes that add a spicy kick of extra blasphemy to your week.

This one’s got it all: a gian...

This week, we crack open Zechariah Chapter 11 — where God trades in thunderbolts for theater, casting Himself as a vindictive shepherd with a flair for symbolism and sock-puppet-level subtlety. First, He torches the forests of Lebanon like a pissed-off Smokey the Bear. Then He slaughters metaphorical sheep with the kind of poetic rage only a deity with commitment issues could summon.

Husband and Wife wade through tree metaphors,...

Same God, Different Drama: A Deep Dive into the Abrahamic Split

Are Judaism, Christianity, and Islam all just arguing over the same sky daddy? In this hilariously heretical deep-dive, our hosts wrestle with the question: Do all three Abrahamic religions worship the same God, or is it just celestial brand confusion? Spoiler: it's yes... and also hard no.

We trace the theological divorce timeline—when Christianity ghosted Judai...

In todays theological roast, Husband and Wife of Sacrilegious Discourse unpack the soggy, self-contradictory mess that is Zechariah Chapter 10—and spoiler alert: Yahweh is still mad, still yelling at clouds, and still promising things he won't deliver. We kick things off with some biblical weather forecasting (“ask the Lord for rain in the spring,” which... is just spring), then detour into a divine rant about idols being fake, mag...

It’s Greece, Baby: Zechariah, Philosophy, and the Prequel to Jesus

Strap in, heathens — it’s our first live Sunday show on Discord, and we’re ditching American politics for some good ol’ biblical timeline chaos. In this episode, we break down where the hell ancient Greece fits into the biblical soap opera, and spoiler alert: the timeline’s a mess, Zechariah’s tripping balls, and God’s still MIA when it comes to calendar...