Why are Beyoncé and Jay Z accused of everything from 33rd degree Freemasonry to spirit possession by “Sasha Fierce”? Join us as we hilariously dissect the christian right’s most outlandish conspiracy theories, from backmasking to secret satanic messages in hip hop. Featuring comedy sketches, sharp satire, and plenty of shade, this episode is a knockout for anyone tired of celebrity scapegoating.
Timestamps:
00:00 – Intro & Destiny’s Child Origins
03:42 – Jay Z’s Satanic Panic & MC Hammer Disses
09:41 – The “Beyoncébub” App Satire 2
14:12 – Christian Leaders & Viral Lies
26:16 – Outro & Patreon Support Info
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Revolutionary Satanic Freemasons – From George Washington to Jay-Z: the OG “secret handshakes” crowd Christians love to fear.
Fun Satanic Hoaxes – The silliest, pettiest, most baffling lies ever told about Satan.
Vocaloid is Demon and Satanic – When anime pop stars become Hell’s marketing team.
Taylor Swift Liberal Psyop MAGA Fears What it Cannot Control – When political paranoia meets pop princess power.
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