Revelation 6: Why John of Patmos Was Totally Unhinged

The Four Horsemen have arrived — and one of them might be riding a green My Little Pony named Minty. Join us as we plunge headfirst into the book of revelation 6, where John of Patmos takes a break from persecution to write the wildest fanfiction in biblical history.

Expect plague balls, Elon Musk jokes, martyrs begging God for blood vengeance, and the rich elites hiding in caves — some things never change.

This episode features:

• Horsemen hot takes: conquest, war, famine, death (and plague balls)
• Why John’s “visions” read more like bad acid trips
• How famine = price gouging while the rich still sip wine
• The My Little Pony apocalypse
• Christians inventing the Rapture… last week

“If John of Patmos wrote this in the 21st century, it wouldn’t be wheat and barley — it would be toilet paper and computer chips.”

This is Chapter 6 — our sixth episode on the Bible’s most unhinged book, Revelation. Haven’t heard the first five? Catch up here: [Ep. 00] · [Ep. 01] · [Ep. 02] · [Ep. 03] · [Ep. 04] .  [Ep. 05] 

Sauces: Wikipedia, Revelation 6, ancient Roman history, and Christian apologists who really need new hobbies. (Full sources available on request.)

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