Teeteaze Unleashed: Patreon’s Forbidden Snacks

Hi, it’s Teeteaze. Judas and Lexi have disappeared under mysterious circumstances, so I’m taking over this week’s podcast to bring you my personally curated, totally unauthorised “Best of Patreon 2025.”  You're welcome.

Inside this episode:

• Angela Merkel performs satanic rituals at the Pergamon Altar, apparently
• Right-wing cookbook Attila Hildmann does life coaching for sociopaths
• Evangelical sex-pest-adjacent ex-chaplain Gordon Klingenschmitt (aka Klingonshit) tells us how Navy Jesus hates the gays
• A deep dive into the Genshin Impact Archons and their demon namesakes from demonology grimoires like The Lesser Key of Solomon
• Guest appearances by Satan, a possessed Life Coach and an alarmingly self-aware TTS bot

We’re talking QAnon conspiracy theories, christian nationalism, military grifters, anime demon panic and a whole lot of fart jokes. You know, the usual.

•  If you're new to Satan Is My Superhero, we make satirical comedy about Satanic panic, magical thinking, and the real people who weaponise them for power. Spoiler: the devil didn’t make you do it—some prick with a podcast did.
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