This week we drag the Jezebel stereotype and crazy christian conspiracies through the fiery pits of satire! From Rihanna to Katy Perry, pop divas apparently summon demons with every sequined costume, and the Super Bowl halftime show is “ground zero” for sexist Satanic panic. We fact-check the hysteria, expose the blatant misogyny behind “Satanic” accusations, and celebrate the real power of women in music. This episode blends satire, fact-checks, and pop culture chaos into one glorious 20-minute ride.
“If Beyoncé is summoning demons, at least they’ve got rhythm."
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Sauces:
This episode was simmered with a spicy mix of pop culture reporting and christian pearl-clutching. We’re not here to promote their platforms — just to roast them. Some of the sauces:
- Breathecast: Katy Perry & Satanic imagery
- Reuters: Rihanna Super Bowl belt
- Madonna on sexy crucifixes
- Charisma News: Sabrina Carpenter & devil lyric
- Breitbart: christian "commentary"
- Ken Ham statements
Plenty more went into this stew — full list available on request.
Keywords: Jezebel stereotype, Christian conspiracy theories, Super Bowl halftime, Beyoncé Satanic rumors, Satanic panic, misogyny in religion, pop music and Christianity, Jezebel Spirit
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