Schism: History for Hotties

Schism: History for Hotties

Schism is brought to you by two certified hotties (who also happen to be trained historians) who know that history is too sexy to not understand. Schism believes that history is for everyone and that through examining the past, we may better understand ourselves and the world we live in today. After extensive research, schism presents their listeners with seasons that address a single topic in depth. Presented to you by Alice, who has a master’s in history, and Tarn, who has an undergraduate degree in history and is currently pursuing a law degree, Schism strives to make history entertaining and approachable for all listeners. In short, Schism teaches hot people about history that makes them hotter. Follow us @schismhistoryforhotties

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June 18, 2025 52 mins

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In the last episode of season one, Tarn and Alice talk about Ivan’s most famous and enduring act and the legacy he left.

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Tarn and Alice take you through the horrific carnage of the massacre of Novgorod, another fire in Moscow, and detail the lives and deaths of Ivan’s second, third, and fourth wives. 

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May 21, 2025 47 mins

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Alice and Tarn get drunk and try to talk about the Oprichnina.

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April 30, 2025 54 mins

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Ivan’s mental state continues to deteriorate as he experiences the loss of multiple close relationships. In an attempt to gain ever more control, Ivan pulls an elaborate ruse to manipulate the boyars to give him absolute power.


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April 16, 2025 60 mins

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Ivan begins yet another armed conflict, this time in Livonia. Alice and Tarn try to understand an event that historians have called “the most complex issue I’ve ever studied.” Beyond Livonia, we cover some personal tragedy for Ivan which would affect him for the rest of his life.


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April 2, 2025 46 mins

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Whelp, Ivan gets really sick, resulting in what historians call the succession crisis of 1553. The boyars ask themselves “If Ivan dies, who will rule Russia?” Join us as we regale you with tales of scheming, treachery, betrayal, and paranoia. 

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March 19, 2025 75 mins

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You know what they say, fourth times the charm. Episode four follows Ivan’s fourth and finally successful invasion into Kazan. This one is filled with terror, magic, gore, and maybe even a bit of love. 

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March 13, 2025 61 mins

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Tarn and Alice are joined by their first guest star who will evaluate a bracket of historical figures and determine who would win in a medieval jousting tournament.

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March 5, 2025 73 mins

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Meet some of the most influential people in Ivan’s life: his boys… oh, and his wife. Our cast of characters includes a crotchety priest, a childhood friend, and a guy with an amazing name. In this episode, Ivan comes into his rule with the help of those around him to combat the problems that plague Russia, including the Great Fire of Moscow in 1547.

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February 26, 2025 41 mins

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For their second hot or not, Alice and Tarn talk about exploding whales, ghost ships, NSFW Tumblr, and Manson Family personal connections. 

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February 19, 2025 69 mins

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Though Ivan may have been terrible, his life was not always easy. Join us as we talk about Ivan’s troubled childhood and his rambunctious youth. There is something for everyone: treacherous plots, hot wives, dogs, and what happens when a group of threes goes against a group of sixes to fight for ultimate power.

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In this season's first hot or not episode, Tarn and Alice evaluate random historical events sent in by listeners. They take these historical topics and quiz each on the general sex appeal of each historical fact. 

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Alice and Tarn start their first season by examining the wild story that is the life of Ivan the IV of Russia, better known as Ivan the Terrible. They begin Ivan’s story in a way that is unique to many other histories of Ivan’s life: by examining the women who shaped Russia and built the world that Ivan would later rule. Join us as we talk about Sophia and Elena, Ivan’s grandmother and mother and two of the hottest pe...

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