Scissor Sisters Podcast

Scissor Sisters Podcast

Hi! We are KStew and Meep or I guess Krystal and Courtney… aka the scissor sisters! Where the only “scissoring” we do is hair, and because of that it unfortunately gave us that nickname. 🙄 We try to talk books but we are easily distracted, so there’s no telling where we wind up… So listen/watch at your own risk… to the podcast nobody asked for but trust us… you’ll want it!

Episodes

July 21, 2025 73 mins

We’re back from summer chaos with stories of theme park rides, food that turned our poop green, book drama we don’t care about, and the kind of Shark Week energy only the Scissor Sisters can bring. Tan, unhinged, and unapologetic.


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Episode 51 Wildest Dreams by L.J. Shen


The black cats out of the broom closet … the rumors are confirmed, we are witches and the book store has nothing but witch books. (Sarcasm) peewee Herman pedophile or no? Andrew Wilson and his “whatever podcast” will be the first male that we exile from the planet when we make it “Handman’s tale”. Also stranger things and universal countdown has OFFICIALLY OFFICIALLY BEGUN!!!

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Episode 50 Enchantra by Kaylie Smith


Episode 50! It’s our silver episode lol!! We talk about a bunch of dumb shit as usual… a raccoon smoking meth, our girls night event, our 1 star review and the merch we have from it and we bash on men for a minute… because they make it so easy. 

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April 28, 2025 62 mins

Episode 49 Quicksilver by Callie Hart 


We tell you why we are into fairies now…our first independent bookstore day, booktok drama, Jeff Bezos is a douche, and sports parents are the worst.

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April 7, 2025 58 mins

Episode 48 My Wife by Carin Hart


We discuss books as usual, town Karen’s, book burrow news, our dumb ass small town drama and Robert Erwin’s python…

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March 25, 2025 41 mins

Episode 47 

The strawberry patch pancake house by Laurie Gilmore 


Well in total Kstew/Meep fashion this episode was chaos… because kids and spring break… but if you made it through that, we also talk about books with taboo subjects, Colleen Hoover hate, our hair falling out and endometriosis! 

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March 10, 2025 58 mins

Episode 46 “we put the omen in women”

Penpal by J.T. Geissinger


We want you to read Penpal. Casey Anthony… girl get off TikTok… actually just get off life. Our local vigilante group in our area caught a pedophile (operation soap) should the cops arrest him?? And of course.. a book burrow update!! 

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February 16, 2025 56 mins

Episode 45 “I’m doing my mediumest”

Lights out by Navessa Allen


Episode 45! Chiefs lost the 3peat… but Kendrick Lamar won the halftime show! Book store number 1 book we sold… school’s “dancing with the stars”… is it weird??

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February 4, 2025 52 mins

“why fall in love when you can fall asleep”


So Thirsty by Rachel Harrison 


Episode 44 … do the books we read need a label on the front that says “18+” and carded to buy them and why not? Chiefs are in the “rigged Super Bowl” again, and what’s with the plane crashes???

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January 20, 2025 61 mins

Episode 43 “come back with a warrant”

Phantasma by Kaylie Smith


Episode 43! The book store is open! We did it! We discuss phantasma by Kaylie Smith, TikTok ban, Inauguration Day, MLK Day, and ass hole pets….

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January 14, 2025 64 mins

Episode 42 new year same cheap podcast

The wrong drive by Annie wild 


Our first episode back after holidays and a million snow days! We discuss the wrong drive by Annie wild… it’s a Christmas suspense, but safe to read all winter! Are they banning TikTok?? We update you on the bookstore!!! It’s READY and the grand opening is literally this Saturday!!! Also we hate luxury brands and peoples “get ready with me videos”…

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December 16, 2024 76 mins

Episode 41 even though we said 40…

How my neighbor stole Christmas by Meghan Quinn and Mistaken Identity at Storytellers Cottage by Nilani Titcomb


The one where it’s almost Christmas! What’s your favorite Christmas movies and traditions?! School Christmas programs… just why? Also how the hell do you say wassail? Are they banning TikTok? Have you seen the drones? And of course a book store update!! See you in 2025!!! 

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December 2, 2024 65 mins

Episode 40 

Don’t piss me off Art

Lovelight Farms by B.K. Borison


It’s officially socially acceptable to read, watch, wear all the Christmas things! And we read Lovelight Farms! We also watched the JonBenét Ramsey documentary, who do you think did it?! And why is “pretend play” with our kids the same as being water boarded?? Also…. The elf on the shelf is back wreaking havoc on our lives… 

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November 26, 2024 49 mins

Episode 39

Winter is coming 

The Christmas tree farm by Laurie Gilmore 


It’s thanksgiving week!!! What’s your favorite thanksgiving foods?? Do you stop for funeral processions or is that a southern thing? Vampire diaries… are you team Katherine or Elena?? More book store news and more to come!! Happy thanksgiving!!! 

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November 18, 2024 74 mins

Episode 38

I solemnly swear a lot 

The Christmas Fix by Lucy Score


Learn about our new adventure that is opening a book store, there’s aliens in the ocean, bring back the vintage Christmas decor, and have you ever seen the cult in Windyville?? 

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November 11, 2024 58 mins

Episode 37

The cinnamon bun book store by Laurie Gilmore 

I like long walks away from everyone 


Episode 37… hallmark movies, escaped research monkeys and what the heck is wrong with Zac Bryan… 

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November 5, 2024 77 mins

A dark and secret magic by Wallis Kinney 

Podcast equipment is too chea…


Episode 36… my oh my, we discuss one of the best books we’ve ever read and peanut the squirrel… are you team Jason kelce or team stupid phone guy? We also talk about triggering the 1% of men. 

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October 29, 2024 68 mins

Cackle by Rachel Harrison 

Big witch energy


Episode 35… the one where it’s Halloween! Can sex offenders hand out candy? TrasurionTraditional trick or treating vs trunk or treats?? Kids say the damndest things, courtney stepped on a spider and hobby horsing… the literal f? 

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October 22, 2024 70 mins

The Pumpkin Spice Cafe by Laurie Gilmore 

Not a ghost. Just dead inside 


Episode 34 is a complete and total shit show, we got in the TikTok creator program.. then left..ask us why! Also we poke the bear so much he grabs a mic and inserts himself. (The bear is Ramsey) Friends or Gilmore girls???

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October 15, 2024 68 mins

Episode 33 

The Girl Next Door JR Rogue

Zero amucks given 


Episode 33 we unpack all things from our Salem trip!! Motorcycle stunts, all gender bathrooms, goulash, and postpartum shit. Also waterbeds… where did they go??? 

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