Ep. 80: Ted Nicolaou's "Subspecies" (1991)

A vampire with impossibly long fingers, three American students in Romania, and finger-demons that moonwalk across the screen - welcome to the bizarre world of "Subspecies" (1991), a film that somehow earned an 83% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite being what we collectively agreed was a spectacular failure.

Diving deep into this peculiar vampire tale, we unpack the story of Radu, a drooling vampire who murders his father for the mysterious "Bloodstone" - a relic that continuously bleeds the blood of saints without any explanation whatsoever. When his fingers get severed, they transform into tiny demonic minions (the actual "subspecies" from the title) through some of the most questionable stop-motion effects ever committed to film.

What makes "Subspecies" fascinating beyond its obvious shortcomings is its historical significance as the first American film shot in Romania following the fall of communism. The authentic Romanian locations, architecture, and cultural elements shine through, making us wonder what could have been had the production values matched the atmospheric setting. The traditional festival masks, crafted by local artisans drawing on Romanian folklore, stand out as one of the few elements that genuinely impressed us.

Between vampire brothers who look nothing alike, a romantic subplot that awkwardly invokes mother-son dynamics, and endless scenes of characters walking or driving while dramatic music plays, "Subspecies" represents a particular moment in horror cinema that's simultaneously terrible and strangely compelling. 

Whether you're a die-hard vampire enthusiast or someone who enjoys horror films that missed the mark so spectacularly they circle back to being entertaining, our breakdown of Subspecies offers insights, laughs, and a thorough assessment of why some critically-acclaimed horror films of yesteryear may not hold up to modern scrutiny.

Head to www.screamsandstreams.com for more information related to our episode.