Screen Tea Podcast

Screen Tea Podcast

Amateur movie reviews steeped in nonsense.


August 6, 2023 85 mins

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! This week, join your hosts for a doubleheader as they record their impressions following their double-feature of Barbie and Oppenheimer,  also affectionately known as Barbenheimer! Don your best pink polyester or your svelt mood-suit and grab your empty cup or your bourbon and join in as Lisha goes full movie snob (yeah, yeah, she hates fun), Jules is the one who shows emotion (over sound design!), an...

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Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! Join us for a trip this week as your hosts take a spin into the land down under with Daini Reid's 2023 horror hit, Run Rabbit Run! Turn the lights off and don your creepiest animal mask (we won't judge) and listen in as Jules questions everything (especially the rabbit), while Lisha tries her damndest to give a decent interpretation of whatever the hell is happening on screen (especially wit...

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July 9, 2023 141 mins

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast, and the third ever Small Screen Tea! It's all bangers all the time over here, so pull on your headphones and join your hosts as they get heated and dissect HBO's infuriating and incredible dramedy, Succession! Add this episode to your get-hype playlist (lookin' at you, Ken) so that you can queue up Lisha having an empathic crisis over love-hating (or is it hate-loving?) Kendall "El...

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Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! We're back from our (unplanned, oops) hiatus with an episode featuring a special guest: our very own D&D DM (say that ten times fast (Lisha does))! This is fitting, since we're coming back to you with this year's adventure fantasy film, Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves! Grab your luckiest D20 and roll along with us as Lisha gets a bit salty over a wasted bard, Jules squees ...

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February 20, 2023 83 mins

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! WARNING, WARNING, THIS EPISODE IS FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH SPOILERS for every M. Night Shyamalan movie ever made, including the film your hosts are actually covering, Knock at the Cabin! Lock your doors and rearrange all heavy furniture to block all possible entrances before kicking back, relaxing, and listening as Lisha and Jules debate the merits of the film vs. book version of this story, whether or...

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Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! Tie your ascots and fix yourselves a Hard Kombucha, it's time to talk about Rian Johnson's Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery! Join your hosts this week as Lisha celebrates how the gays just keep winning while she also geeks out over sound design, Jules inbreathiates over Benoit Blanc and gushes over cinematography, and both of your hosts fall at the altars of Rian Johnson and Janelle  Monáe ...

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December 12, 2022 81 mins

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! This week, your hosts are getting down and dirty with all of the drama (on and off camera) around Olivia Wilde's sophomore feature length film, Don't Worry Darling! Making a joke about 'strapping in' feels wrong here, so relax (perhaps with a martini?) and listen to the dulcet tones of Lisha tearing apart so, so many plotholes, Jules getting...confused, and both of your hosts givin...

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October 30, 2022 84 mins

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! For their Halloween episode, your hosts have chosen to cover one of the only decent spooky movie sequels made in recent history: Adam Wingard's 2016 sequel to the Blair Witch Project: Blair Witch! (Which, really y'all? Who gave this movie such awful reviews? WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF FUN?!) Take a nice stroll into the woods while you listen as Lisha has yet another existential crisis over wheth...

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October 23, 2022 88 mins

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! It's October, and your hosts are here to deliver with a film that they have accidentally deemed "SpiFi" in dedication of spooky month: Richard Kelly's 2001 genre-bending cult hit, Donnie Darko! Whether you're here for the time travel, the creeper bunny, or Bubble Boy himself, put on some Tears for Fears for ambiance and listen closely as Lisha gets down and dirty with the symb...

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September 11, 2022 90 mins

 Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! This week, your hosts are stepping into The Shimmer (aka 2018) to review Alex Garland's visually stunning sci-fi mind-twister, Annihilation! Prepare yourself for what is essentially a half-hour venting session as Lisha vehemently and aggressively questions what the hell supposedly makes this a good movie, Jules remains insistent that the movie is cool, dammit, and both of your hosts find themsel...

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Welcome BACK to Screen Tea Podcast! Surprise dudes, we're alive and kicking, and coming back at you from another realm (just kidding, we're in Delaware now!). We decided to jump back into things with a Small Screen Tea, so find yourself a nice body of saltwater and sink into the sounds of us geeking out over season four of the Duffer brothers' Stranger Things! Be prepared to do some eye-rolling as Lisha does what she...

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March 21, 2022 88 mins

 Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! This week, Lisha and Jules do what all y'all have been doing: they talk about Bruno ♥ Prepare to either continue listening to the soundtrack on repeat or start listening to the soundtrack on repeat after your hosts cover Disney's 2021 mega-hit, Encanto! To nobody's shock, this episode is chock-full of Lisha hopped up on caffeine, psychoanalyzing all of the Madrigals and heart-eyeing ov...

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February 25, 2022 71 mins

 Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! This week, Lisha and Jules have a treat for you, in the form of the best-titled film in film history: John Ridley's 2021 romance/sci-fi/fantasy Needle in a Timestack! Yep. Needle. In a Timestack. Don't be too quick to judge; as much crap as your hosts give the title, they heap on the praise in equal measure. Listen up as Lisha dies on a few hills (and has an Orlando Bloom-related epiphany),...

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February 5, 2022 72 mins

*WARNING: The film we cover this week contains extremely violent content that is discussed during the episode. Please listen carefully to the trigger warnings at the top of the episode, and skip it if you need to!*

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! Join your hosts this week as they cover the 2008 French Extremism film Martyrs (directed by Pascal Laugier). There's no sugar coating this one, folks; it's brutal, it&apo...

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 Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast; Surprise, we're still alive! And we're swinging into 2022 with the biggest hit of last year: Spider-Man No Way Home. Load up your web shooters (and some WD40 in case of web block) and hang on tight as Lisha yells at Marvel for mistreating sweet baby boi spiderling Peter Parker,  Jules proves that she has feelings (Dock Ock related feelings), and both of your hosts squee over all aspects of ...

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December 2, 2021 86 mins

 Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! Come back to the mystical 90's with Lisha & Jules as they cover Lin-Manuel Miranda's directorial debut, the musical-movie adaptation of Jonathan Larson's Tick...Tick...Boom! Grab your drinks of choice and listen up as Lisha cries because writing is hard, cameos are *chef's kiss*, and Lin Miranda is a fucking genius; as Jules croaks her way through praising cinematography, bash...

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October 30, 2021 60 mins

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! This Halloween, Lisha and Jules review a different kind of film: Austin Allan James's 2021 independent, micro-budget film Who's With Me? (You can watch for free; links after the cut!) Make sure you have a back stock of clean water (for your tea of course!) before digging in as Lisha gets deep into theory, Jules puts her education to work, and they get into a ridiculous debate about who would...

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October 26, 2021 73 mins

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast, and the first ever Small Screen Tea! That's right, Lisha and Jules stepped away from the big screen for a moment because there was a spooky Netflix series that was just too good not to talk about: Mike Flanagan's Midnight Mass! Do it up with a themed drink this week like your hosts and turn the lights down low as you listen to the dulcet tones of Lisha screeching about the hot, dorky, tragic...

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October 21, 2021 64 mins

Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast! This week, Lisha and Jules cover a spooky monster movie that they both remembered being much better than it actually is: 2007's The Mist! Keep the lights off (BECAUSE LIGHTS IN FOG DON'T WORK THE WAY THIS MOVIE SEEMS TO THINK THEY DO) and get ready to giggle at things that aren't supposed to be funny as you listen to Lisha demolish an ending that she once loved while Jules tries really,...

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October 14, 2021 43 mins

 Welcome to Screen Tea Podcast, and our first ever minisode! (Ignore Jules and her grumbling about how the minisode is still 43 minutes long). Since this is a mini, here's a mini description this week: Lisha really hated A Quiet Place Part II, and Jules really wanted her to rant about it because she thought it would be funny. There you have it; brew yourself some holiday-appropriate pumpkin spice black tea (you basic bitches),...

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