Scriblets
An occasional short form podcast featuring bite-sized chunks of satire and humor.
Episodes
Mark as Played
December 27, 2022
If you like my words, but hate my voice, you can read all episodes (and future episodes!) by following me on Medium here: https://medium.com/@clif-haley You can also find me at […]
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Hate to break it to all you libtards, but I’ll use small words so your feeble brains can comprehend: science man say you dumb dumb.
Mark as Played
September 12, 2022
With the Texas outdoor temperatures finally dropping out of Fahrenheit ranges typically only used to melt industrial steel, I decided to get back to nature by spending the weekend with my brother out at our old family hunting cabin situated in the Texas Hill Country near the Pedernales River.
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April 28, 2022
Random excerpts from my daily journal…
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April 21, 2022 • 2 mins
McDonald’s was founded at some point in the past by restaurateur brothers Richard and Maurice McDonald who had a vision to revolutionize the way people developed type 2 diabetes.
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April 14, 2022 • 6 mins
This episode is a bit different. It’s the first chapter of a mildly humorous “dime novel” by Scriblets that may end right here or may continue on if it seems […]
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April 7, 2022 • 2 mins
We had an old gas grill taking up room behind our shed, so I got creative with it.
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March 31, 2022 • 3 mins
Hi. My name is Ricky Tango. I work at Hawson’s Bovinery in Teet, TX. Here at Hawson’s Bovinery we do everything that can possibly be done with a cow and all under one roof.
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March 24, 2022 • 3 mins
I’ve been doing a lot of thinking about the American economy lately. Specifically about that part of the American economy that involves my wallet, because that specific part has recently become what we in economic circles refer to as “empty.”
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March 17, 2022 • 3 mins
I just had Subway for lunch and I was once again surprised at how much it didn’t suck.
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February 22, 2021 • 2 mins
Three extremely short bits not long enough to be their own episodes:
1) Hand Crafted Murdering Knives
2) If the Dukes of Hazzard had Google Maps
3) A Foolproof Method for Finding a Mate
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February 8, 2021 • 3 mins
Tim marveled at the home fries. They were quite different here at Lindy's in New York City than what he'd grown up consuming as home fries back in Texas.
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Mark as Played
January 25, 2021 • 7 mins
Part three of a three part short story.
Victor Kennedy is but a simple man. He works a boring job and lives with his dog Schmedley in a quiet suburban neighborhood. But Victor's life - and the lives of everyone - are about to change drastically as dogs take over the world.
You can read the full story here:
https://www.clifhaley.me/schmedley/
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Mark as Played
January 11, 2021 • 7 mins
Part two of a three part short story.
Victor Kennedy is but a simple man. He works a boring job and lives with his dog Schmedley in a quiet suburban neighborhood. But Victor's life - and the lives of everyone - are about to change drastically as dogs take over the world.
You can read the full story here:
https://www.clifhaley.me/schmedley/
Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/scriblets)
Mark as Played
December 28, 2020 • 9 mins
Part one of a three part short story.
Victor Kennedy is but a simple man. He works a boring job and lives with his dog Schmedley in a quiet suburban neighborhood. But Victor's life - and the lives of everyone - are about to change drastically as dogs take over the world.
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December 14, 2020 • 1 min
Ricky Tango Jr called me the other day and left me this voicemail. I'm pretty sure he didn't make this story up.
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November 23, 2020 • 2 mins
Making French toast is extremely easy especially if you’re French. If you’re not French but just a cultural-appropriating monster who would like to take advantage of a long-established culinary history you had no hand in creating for your own selfish (and tasty) desires, then read on.
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