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Ben (00:00):
The dumb shit our former
president has said in the past
and present and this is this thepast shit, mainly
Elly (00:12):
Is Donald Trump a moron,
an idiot, or an imbecile
Ben (00:17):
I may have an answer to
that.
Mm-Hmm.
Elly (00:19):
what is it?
Ben (00:20):
Trump has, uh, all of the
above, Phil laundered.
Is it philandering?
Is that the word I'm lookingfor?
Screwing around?
Yeah.
I think there may be some typeof S disease.
a, I'm specifically saying Sdisease.
Elly (00:37):
It starts with an S.
Ben (00:38):
Yes.
I think it's, I think it'sattacking his, I think it's
attacking his gray matter andit's all fucked up in there.
Ah! That's my opinion.
I am not a doctor, but I playone on TV.
Just so everyone knows.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Elly (01:00):
Alright, now I got
something for ya.
This is, uh, Now just, don'tmake me laugh.
I'm gonna play something for ya.
a little blast from the past.
Trump the Moron Drumpf (01:09):
Yeah!
Ben (01:10):
This is some stupid shit.
Trump the Moron Drumpf (01:11):
The
disinfectant, where it knocks it
out in a minute.
And is there a way we can dosomething like that?
Like, injection inside or, or,almost a cleaning, because you
see it gets on the lungs and itdoes a tremendous number on the
lungs, so it would beinteresting to check it out, so
that you don't have to usemedical doctors.
(01:33):
It sounds interesting to me.
Ben (01:37):
Okay.
Let's dissect this for a second.
Let's dissect this for a second.
Oh me Octopus first of all,compose yourself here.
Just take a breath.
(01:59):
First of all, he wants to usemedical doctors.
So that's actually a good thing.
We're not going to useveterinarians.
we're not going to use, uh,snake handlers, but he wants to
inject something into people,you know, inside as opposed to
injecting people outside.
I mean, he first, he's nuts.
This guy is nuts.
Elly (02:18):
You can take some bleach
or any disinfectant that you
have.
Okay.
It doesn't matter.
You can use it throughout theminute and you can put it.
You know, in an orifice on theinside, it's in the lungs,
that's right, it's in the lungs.
You could somehow inject itdirectly into the lungs, cause
you know, COVID really does anumber on the lungs.
Ben (02:36):
No, you can use, you can
use a turkey baster in your anus
and it'll get there either way.
This guy is out there, man.
Elly (02:48):
Shame, shame, shame.
I cannot believe this guy.
What else,
Ben (02:53):
No, we have more.
Elly (02:55):
We could, inject right
into the lungs, or.
Ben (02:58):
Yes.
Elly (02:58):
Turkey baster thing.
He would probably like that.
Ben (03:03):
I'm sure he's been basted a
few times by a few people.
Meow, meow.
Let's not talk about Allie'snow.
All
Elly (03:10):
right, well.
Meow, Shall we move on or?
Let's hear the next one.
Should I roll on the floor onemore time?
Ben (03:16):
This is Ben Scrood live
from the battlefield in In 1776,
reporting to you on the ground.
This is an exclusive.
Now, whoa, hold on a second,President Donald Trump is coming
(03:39):
to the microphone.
He has something to say.
Live
Elly (03:48):
from the Revolutionary
War.
Ben (03:50):
1776.
Trump the Moron Drumpf (03:52):
It
manned the airport.
It ran the ramparts.
It took over the airports.
It did everything it had
Elly (03:59):
to
Ben (04:03):
British cannot fly their
planes into the United States
and land them because there areno more airports.
They've knocked out theairports.
Here in, in 1776,
Elly (04:15):
and you can't see him.
Ben (04:16):
They're
Elly (04:17):
invisible.
Couldn't see them.
We'd be right next to them.
Can't see them.
Ben (04:20):
The planes were invisible,
but the pilots weren't.
Oh, Wonder Woman! You'd seethese people sitting, flying in
the sky in a seated position.
I would suspect that the enemywould be able to say, you know
what?
I bet they're in a plane.
Elly (04:36):
let's hear what our former
president said about those
invisible planes.
Ben (04:41):
Donald Trump's in the
audience.
Let's get Donald Trump up here.
Here he comes.
There he
inter (04:44):
is.
Trump the Moron Drumpf (04:45):
F 35s,
fighter jets.
They're stealth.
You can't see them.
I said, how good are these?
They said, well sir, the problemis you can't see them when you
fight them.
I said, that sounds like it's abig advantage.
I said, how does it do it infights?
And how do they do it in fightswith the F 35?
Said, we do very well, you can'tsee it.
You literally, you can't see it.
He said, well, sir, you can'tsee it.
(05:06):
I said, yeah, but in a fight,you know, a fight, like I watch
on the movies.
Fight, they're fighting.
How good is it?
Well, because the enemy cannotsee it.
Even if it's right next to it,it can't see
Ben (05:17):
This man has lost it,
absolutely lost it.
You think?
he is so fixated on the factthat they can't see it.
He has to say, they can't seeit, they can't see it, they
can't see it, they can't see it.
Wow.
He is an idiot.
Idiot.
Elly (05:32):
the radar
Ben (05:33):
It's not visible on the
radar, you know, it has a very
small signature, but the planeis still visible.
Too
Elly (05:39):
much TV.
He's just, oh man.
Wonder Woman, remember that?
Ben (05:44):
Yeah.
Elly (05:45):
Wonder Woman.
Ben (05:46):
You're still seeing sitting
down and flying around.
Elly (05:49):
Oh Donnie.
And coming right up, PuertoRico, has really big water.
Listen to this.
Trump the Moron Drum (05:59):
Surrounded
by Water, big water, ocean
Elly (06:04):
laughter Big
Ben (06:06):
water, ocean water.
Oh
Elly (06:10):
The former President of
the United States.
II just can't Wrap my headaround that.
Ben (06:16):
He wants more time to make
a fool of himself and the
country and the American people.
I can't wrap my head around it.
Elly (06:21):
I just can't.
Mama.
Ben (06:24):
Put him out to pasture.
Elly (06:26):
Done.
Stay tuned, folks.
We'll be, we'll be back withmore.
I guarantee it because he's suchan idiot.
Or is that imbecile?
Ben (06:35):
It never ends.
Elly (06:36):
Moron.
Dumb, dumb.
Ben (06:37):
It never ends.
Elly (06:39):
Stupid.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Come back and we will have moreand you can laugh your ass off
and roll all over the floor.
Like I just did.
And I'm not embarrassed to sayso.
Bye.
Ben (06:55):
Thanks for listening.
Elly (06:58):
You got me.
Ben (06:59):
Bye.
Elly (07:00):
Bye.
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