V. P. Harris Laughs, It's the Best Republicans Got | Trumpaholics Make ME Laugh | Scrood | 29

Vice President Kamala Harris laughs, and the republicans and Trumpaholics can't come up with anything of substance. Her laugh is somehow irritating to them. Republicans just wanna have fun, but can't; they are too busy distorting their reality and are hoping to distort yours too. They muddy up real issues soaked with stanky swamp water and recreate their own twisted skewed reality out of sucking swamp muck. 

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Episode Transcript

Ben (00:00):
Harris laughs.
Is this the best they've got?
Trumpaholics make me laugh.

Elly (00:09):
Oh, man.
So Kamala Harris laughs and theRepublicans in Fox News just
can't stand it.

Ben (00:16):
I guess they think happy people should be mocked.

Elly (00:20):
Happiness definitely something the Republicans don't
strive for.

Ben (00:24):
Come to think of it.
Fugu Trump doesn't smile.

Elly (00:28):
But he does give that forced synthetic grin,

Ben (00:33):
ha

Elly (00:34):
like DeSantis.
Ha

Ben (00:35):
ha ha ha ha, Misery loves company.

Elly (00:39):
Mm hmm, but the RNC was such a winning event.
They had Z listers like HulkHogan, Chris Jansen.
Who?

Ben (00:48):
Lee

Elly (00:50):
Greenwald, Amber Rose.
Who?
Kid Rock.
Kid Rock.
And the crazies like Ben Carson.
There's a blast from the past.
Yes.
And some woman that looked likeshe just slithered out of a dirt
filled casket.

Ben (01:16):
Oh, The Walking Dead.

Elly (01:19):
Another winning venue like The Four Seasons.
You know, where hair drippingGiuliani melted while speaking.
So sexy.
Virile, even.

Ben (01:34):
Yeah, virile.

Elly (01:37):
Trump filed a complaint with the FEC whining that Harris
campaign funds are a violationof federal law funds that are
rightfully hers to use.
So he's still making shit up.

Ben (01:48):
Pulling shit straight out of his ass.
Ha ha ha ha

Elly (01:52):
ha ha.
Running scared again.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
But she's not paying criminaland civil legal fines with her
donations, so it must beillegal.
The upside down gets better.

Ben (02:12):
Tell me.

Elly (02:13):
Republicans threatened to sue over Harris running instead
of Biden because the moneyraised will now be used to
promote her as President ratherthan VP.
She was still on the ticket.
It doesn't matter The Repubs gotfreshman lawmaker Andy Ogles
from Tennessee to introducearticles of impeachment claiming

(02:41):
Harris violated her oathregarding immigration law.

Ben (02:46):
Like, after their failed impeachment attempt a year or so
ago, and the refusal to pass abipartisan immigration bill.

Elly (02:55):
Imagine that.
My Donald killed the bipartisanborder bill because he's so
smart.
Keep telling yourself that,honey.
If that wasn't enough, Oglespenned a letter urging Harris to

(03:18):
invoke the 25th amendment.
If both bullshit strategiessucceeded, Mikey Johnson, he'll
eat anything, will assume thepresidency How convenient.
wanna be president.
Her getting that money ain'tfair.
It's unlawful.
Chuh, Chuh, Chuh, Chuh, ChuhGeez.

(03:45):
Since Ogles Bogles election in2022, he embellished or lied
about his resume, includingclaiming he was an economist
despite only taking one.
I repeat one economics class ata community college.

Ben (04:03):
he's, oh man, he's an economist, huh?
That's Dunning Kruger rightthere.

Elly (04:12):
Oh, yeah.
Ogles Bogles also claimed hetrained as a police officer and
passed himself off as a formermember of law enforcement and a
human trafficking expert.
But records uncovered, he waslet go from his position as a
volunteer sheriff's deputy aftermaking no progress in field
training.

(04:33):
Sounds like Barney Fife, doesn'tit?
My word.
And after making no progress inrequired courses after two
years.
Loser.
Well, Oglesbogles also claimedhe attended business school at

(04:55):
Vanderbilt in Dartmouth.
But he only took non-degreegranting courses not intended
for graduate academic work.

Ben (05:03):
Birds of a Feather.

Elly (05:06):
Other Repubs claim kamala withheld some secret diagnosis
of President Biden.
Right.
Biden's stutter, spinal pain,lack of sleep, and just slowing
down.
Can't hold a candle to Trump'snarcissism, paranoia, stupidity,
and sociopathic psychopathicbehavior or his antisocial
personality disorder.

Ben (05:29):
Like I said, birds of a feather.

Elly (05:34):
I'm really smart.
I bet you are.
Why do Republicans andTrumpaholics love to waste time
and taxpayers money?
We pay their salary in bennies,no?

Ben (05:46):
And there's staff, and offices, and assistance, and
travel, and flight, and hotels,where does

Elly (05:52):
it end?
They muddy up real issues soakedwith stanky swamp water and
recreate their own twistedskewed reality out of sucking
swamp muck Trump 2024 Get thepicture listeners.

(06:13):
So, back to the best they got,Visceral Vance made the
childless cat lady statement.
It about floored me.
He was referring to KamalaHarris, Buttigieg, and AOC.
So let's take a look at thisreal quick like, kamala has

(06:35):
stepchildren that love her.
Buttigieg has children, Ibelieve they are adopted.
And AOC is still in her early30s, she's still young.
we've

Ben (06:44):
got to start spitting babies out according to Vance
and their uber religious folks.
Got to get those tax incentives.

Ethan (06:52):
Trump's VP choice, visceral Vance, also thinks
people with more kids should beable to cast more than one vote.
You can't make this shit up.
And contribute to the nation'sessential workers.

Elly (07:08):
He's talking out his ass again!

Ben (07:10):
Another ass talker.

Elly (07:17):
Essential workers, yes,

Ben (07:19):
essential

Elly (07:20):
workers.
Oh, and the nation's cannonfodder.
More where that came from.
People with kids and mortgagesalready pay less tax than a
childless couple, or people thatrent, or single people that
rent, or single childlesspeople.

Ben (07:39):
That rent.

Elly (07:44):
So, Trump, the mad baby, Trump is having a hard time
counter attacking Harris.
Not much to go after when it'sthe prosecutor running against
the immoral criminal fraudster.

(08:04):
And who is that fraudster?

Ben (08:05):
The infinitesimal hairy hominin.
They call Trump!

Elly (08:22):
I feel like I'm in an alternate America.
Me too! Before we wrap this up,I have to include the lie that
Trump, the Republicans and theright wing news are claiming.
And that is that VP KamalaHarris is a D E I hire.

(08:43):
That's a load

Ben (08:44):
of crap.
Diversity.
Equity and inclusion.
I know.
Anyone

Elly (08:49):
can look up her decades of accomplishments and know she has
earned it.
Hmm,

Ben (08:56):
Now, cagey Cannon?
She would be more of the DEIhire.

Elly (09:07):
More fitting for her is, the BMO hire.

Ben (09:12):
Bend me over.

Elly (09:19):
Ah, Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha.
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(09:42):
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Tell your friends to schedule aday off to vote right now.
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Drive together, pack your SUV,ride the bus, vote blue down the

(10:03):
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Supreme Court Justices paid off.
Heritage Foundation.

(10:25):
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