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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh
yeah, yeah, I really, uh, yeah,
I like to consider myself Reallyhaving nostalgic problems, big,
big nostalgic problems.
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Man, I love it.
I don't know if you had achance to watch that X-Men
cartoon in the 90s, but it meantthe world to me.
Might be my favorite cartoon,but I would probably hand it
over to the Batman animatedseries because that was my
shiznit, that's my shiznit, butX-Men might be right, right
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behind it, really close rightbehind it.
It's Batman, it's X-Men, Idon't know, but I live in a very
nostalgic era.
I know it's 2023, but I damnnear live in the 90s.
I walk around in the 90s.
Everything that I wear as a,you know, reference to that time
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.
I could be an old man.
I might be an old man, I don'tknow.
I might be an old man.
I am Thaddeus Shade.
This is seasonable cloud.
I want to thank you forlistening.
If you're listening from yourcar, pay attention to the road.
If you're listening from theshitter, enjoy it.
Enjoy it until the knees gonumb, you know, to the legs
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Start to feel like ghosts aretickling your thighs.
Who comes up with somethinglike that?
I don't know, that's me, butlet's get into it.
I know, last week I had a lot offun.
I had a lot of fun in my lastepisode.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I really am back in the grooveand I really, really, really,
really love doing my podcast.
I don't even know what I woulddo.
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I missed it so much.
My brain it allows my brain tobe strange because I'm around
normals all the time.
So here I can be absolutelyinsane and I don't care.
You know people listen.
You know they feed back to me,they drop the feedback, they
listen.
I enjoy it.
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I love it.
I get to be weird.
It's my space to be weird.
Ah, my space, what a time.
My space, what a time.
Anyway, last night I got achance to watch my golden state
Warriors and I know how I feelabout Steffi, steffi and the
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crew.
I know how I feel about Steffiand the crew.
I feel about Steffi and thecrew and they play Sacramento
for the 105th time last nightand I'm so tired of watching
them play Sacramento.
But we have to keep watchingthem play Sacramento because
they give us the best games.
It's a title fight every timethey play.
It's a title fight every timethey play and every time they
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play meaningless, meaningful,too important.
Golden state gives them a nicegold one to the nuts and I enjoy
it.
They stress me out, but I enjoyit.
The games are always close,always tight.
Last night Sacramento didn'thave Defox, it didn't matter,
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because I knew Sacramento wouldplay hard.
Those are those games I called.
They call them trap games.
I steal it from them.
I call them trap games becauseone team doesn't have their star
, the other ones has all theirstars, everybody's playing and
you play down.
And then you play down to thecompetition and the game's close
, like it was last night.
And then Trigger Clay has to dowhat he does, which he's done so
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many times, and he gives me agame winning shot.
Trigger, one, two, you blow,you blow the cannon, you blow
the cannon.
Trigger Clay, who needed that?
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He needed it, he needed it, heneeded it.
He needed to see that shot goin to get a win.
I could be just talking from afans perspective, but Trigger
probably doesn't need that.
He gonna pull, no matter what.
He's looked a little hesitantto me, but he could be trying to
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play a little bit morebasketball instead of just pull.
You know what I'm saying.
Instead of just pull.
He might be trying to pull, hemight be trying to play a little
bit more basketball, but I feellike he needed that.
Last night that was a hell of ashot.
If you look, there's a pictureout there.
If you look at Clay, I'm gonnatake some water real quick.
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If you look at Clay, there'stwo players from Sacramento that
are all in this space, all inthis space.
There's one behind me that'sBarnes, and I can't remember the
guy that was starting for Foxlast night.
No disrespect, I don't care,though I don't remember his name
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and guys write all in his face.
And if you look at the shot,trigger's just focused on the
rim I don't care who's aroundand his bottoms, and y'all know
I'm screaming Trigger, trigger,trigger, trigger, trigger,
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trigger, trigger, trigger.
That's what I'm screaming.
Man, that's my guy.
You know what I'm saying.
We look a while after, butthat's my guy and it was a
fantastic game last night.
That was just part of myexcitement from yesterday.
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As I continue to play basketballTo try to line up.
You know, becoming an onlineperson.
You know I'm continuing theprocess of becoming an elder
Twitcher.
You know the Gandalf ofTwitching and gaming and
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YouTubeing.
I'm, I'm, let me see, damn, Ican't think of his name.
I'm just really, I'm just anold guy that enjoys video games.
I grew up in the video game erayou talking about, you know
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Atari.
You know you talking about NBALive 95.
You know we talking Super MarioBrothers.
Then we moving up, you know, toMadden 2K.
I played it all.
Now it's just a big ass call ofduty junkie and I'm lining
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everything up.
I got my guy working on newcover art for the podcast I got.
I got a person that I went toFiverr.
You know, if you need to figureout like you can do a lot of
things on Fiverr, I think youcan.
Somewhere in there you couldprobably pay for a hitman.
It feels strange.
Nobody looks regular, everybodylooks like they're from parts
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of the universe Instead of earth.
It's all universe like alienpeople.
But you can get, you could payfor a lot of things on Fiverr.
Fever, fiverr it doesn't seemlike it's supposed to exist.
You know what I'm saying.
Like you can get some federalfiles from Fiverr.
That's what it's like.
You pay 10,000 dollars, you canget some Fiverr.
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That's what it's like.
You pay 20 bucks and you can.
You know, see what happened toJFK.
How'd you get the JFK files?
I went to Fiverr and I droppedmy 20 bucks to a guy.
Is it legit?
I mean, it looks legit.
I expect the feds to beknocking on my door.
It looks legit.
You can get whatever you needfrom Fiverr.
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You need some.
You need some help HackingGirlfriends IG.
You go to Fiverr.
These people don't even lookreal, the pictures don't look
legit, but they'll get it donefor you For the low, low, low
price.
It's insane.
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But I am on there and I got aperson working on I think it's
my panel Cause I want to have apanel design.
I was watching this Steve VanneSmith show.
He's got like a panel set up.
So I'm like, oh, I want to geta panel like that.
So I interview because I got tointerview tomorrow.
I'm not going to tell you whoit is.
I'm interviewing somebodytomorrow and I want to have a
nice panel design to have somethings around it.
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You know, you know I have thelogo.
I have the logos where you cansee the podcast.
You know what I'm saying.
Maybe you're a streamer downthere.
You know what I'm saying.
You know just something to kindof keep.
You know, maybe I put statsdown and just rolling at the
bottom because I'm that cool,maybe I'll do that.
But I have people working onthings and we'll see what
everything comes back and lookslike these people on Fiverr.
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They work fast.
You know they don't play around.
Dark web shit.
Dark web shit.
You think I'm playing?
Head over to Fiverr.
You got a bad kidney.
You want a kidney?
Have a little fiverr.
You may not be able to actuallybuy a kidney from Fiverr, but
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they will give you directions.
You will pay for directions toget to a place that'll get you
to a place, to another placethat you can buy a kidney on the
black market.
I swear God, I believe in it.
That's not a regular place.
Her name's Cheryl, but it's notreally Cheryl.
It's not a regular place.
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I promise you place is notregular, but I do have a lot of
things that I'm trying to doonline and and watching Twitch
and learning Twitch and and thentrying to, you know, develop
this online base.
It's interesting, it's fun towatch what people twitch and
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like just getting on there and Iwas watching I think that was
Thursday night football Dude.
Dude had one of them VikingBeards and he was just drinking
beer and he was justconversating with folks and I'm
like folks, it's conversationwith a Viking and he's drinking
like a Bud Light and I know thatshit is like gas oil, but it's
like he's just drinking a BudLight, people conversing.
He's got a Viking beard.
He's talking about his betsthat he made, how much he talked
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about how he made like fivegrand over the week betting and
he looks like I'm serious.
He was looking like hisbasement could have been his
mom's, but he was old, he wasolder.
Dude, you'd like to be in themom's basement.
So older cat, viking beard,drinking a Bud Light, talking to
people about betting.
And I'm like this dude's gotlike 2000 people watching him To
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2000 just sitting in a chair,minimal graphics on the video,
just bets that he had made a BudLight.
You know a Hobbit beard?
Wait, which one?
So let me see, make sure thelaw and the ring yeah, ain't
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that, no Cause them is the ones.
That was maybe the crew thatworked together.
I can't.
I think they.
I think they have some, not forsure, but they got the beard.
You know what I'm talking about.
Don't play me, man, but he justchilling.
I wanted to hit him and ask himhow you know.
I'm not sure I wanted to hithim and ask him how you know
what's the dollars you'rewracking and just sitting up
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there in your draws with a BudLight and a Viking beard talking
to people about 30 nightfootball and bets.
I don't even know what thatmeans.
When you got 2000 people atthat time, cause, it was like
cause you know, down here is thetime, but 2000 people watching
you in your draws with a BudLight and a Viking beard, that's
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impressive.
That's impressive.
That's impressive.
Oh, espn shit.
Let's see what's going on.
Y'all know I'm in the fantasies.
Y'all know I'm in the fantasyfootballs and stuff, the bad
fantasy basketballs and stuff.
Let's see what's happening here.
I don't trust nobody.
I lost last week, by the way,if you care, I lost last week.
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Y'all know how I feel aboutlosing.
It's not fair.
I'm going to tell you somethingabout Jimmy G for the for the
Raiders, and I know the Raidersabsolutely cleared house and I
know I'm jumping from what I wastalking about.
I go back to that and say thisis my shit.
I do what I do, but let me tellyou something Josh Jacobs,
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devonte Adams these are, theseare heavyweights.
These are.
These are important guys to theNFL business.
Jimmy G, porn star.
Jimmy, son of a bitch, son of abitch Son of a bitch.
You can't get paid this type ofmoney To have a, to have a JV
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arm man, it's impossible.
You're a grown adult.
You got to get that ball.
20 yards.
The offensive line you gotJacobs.
I got him on my team.
I actually ain't going to lieto you.
Jacobs actually did prettysolid.
He did solid for me.
I know Devonte didn't need likeone catch for 11 yards, but I
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had Jacobi Myers.
I have Jacobi Myers and JacobiMyers was was doing fantastic.
Jimmy G comes back in his, inhis.
It's a fucking Bus crash nextto a elementary school and five
Chihuahuas and a poodle ormurdered and fire and brimstones
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all over the place.
That's what it was like, jacob.
One catch for Jacobi.
I mean that.
And then on top of that, gibbsfor Detroit.
Gibbs, the rookie for Detroitputs up massive numbers.
And then I take a L and I wason a five game winning streak.
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Do you know what that's?
You don't.
You don't have to care aboutfans.
What do you understand?
A five game winning streak?
I'm invincible at this point.
I'm the shit.
They don't know what to do withme in the league.
I got five game winning streak.
I'm just wrecking shit.
Next thing you know, jimmy G,monday night, detroit rebound
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game, I take a L because Gibbs,the rookie running back, decides
All of a sudden.
I'm going to channel BarrySanders and I'm going to rack up
the yards.
I'm going to score.
What the fuck man?
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Who the fuck are you To?
Just come in my football?
It just really destroyed byshit anyway.
So if y'all see my old assonline Gaming and screaming
which I expect to happen inmaybe like a week If you see me
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and you say, damn, like thisnigga's, this nigga's old, just
let me be, because I'll ask whatI like to do.
Man, I'm a nightlife promoterman.
I don't have nothing to dothroughout the week.
I don't have a lot of things todo.
It is holiday season.
It is holiday season.
You got to do a spooky season,but most of the time I had to do
it week.
I gang with my guy and you knowI game.
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So I've been playing games likeI said, but I'm not going to
play Like I said.
But I also I hate to say it,this is the wild part about this
shit I game, like OK.
So just put yourself in frontof a system 20 years ago.
Your uncle or even your auntiewants to come.
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They come over and he said letme try.
They try to play the game.
Now you remember when you watchan older person grab the stick
and you can all right beforethey even start, you can see the
frustration come over theirface.
So they grab the stick, they'refrustrated and then you tell
them what to do.
You got all you got to go left.
You got to hit the A button,you got to jump to hit the Y
button, you got to X button.
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You have to be button.
They like OK, and then you seethem move with the stick.
They're moving as they try tojump and they take the
controller and they jumping upwith it and they moving around.
On stuff like that.
I hate to say it.
I hate to say it, man, I'm.
I still consider myselfFunctional gamer.
As an elder I feel like afunctional gamer.
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But I have to admit I findmyself moving With the Xbox
controller and it's embarrassing, but I'm willing to show you my
embarrassment.
So when I'm diving off abuilding and call a duty and you
hear me say he, I've probablymoved with it Because they shoot
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me in my ass, man, they shootme in my ass.
It's not fun being shot in yourass and call duty.
It still bothers you, it'sstill.
It actually still scares you alittle bit.
It's crazy because it's a videogame, but you still get a
little bit scared because theshots in the foot you hear, in
the feet, all in you.
Because you got the headphoneson and I like to consider myself
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I got like dollar generalheadphones.
I don't feel like I got the topnotch in the game.
I don't feel like I got the topnotch anymore.
I got like dollar generalheadphones.
But you can still heareverything around you, so it's
real close to you.
They in your ears, they in yourhead.
You don't, you don't know wherethey at.
You hear the footsteps all overthe place and all of a sudden
they bust out of door.
They shoot you in your ass.
You jump off the building,you're getting into the water
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because you're trying to tryingto survive and then you hear a
hee-yah that's a karate sound.
You hear a hee-yah, that's me.
And I do a move with it becauseI feel like I'm helping my guy
get away from the ass shots.
It doesn't work, I die in thewater, but it's so much fun.
It's so much fun, that shit,that shit, so, so, most the
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greatest thing outside ofwinning the lottery or maybe
cashing in somewhere where youdo 100,000, millions of dollars
lottery, is sex.
Right, sex you will do any time.
I got it, you know, I got topick up my kid from this.
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I don't have any kids, I'm justsaying I had to pick up my kid
from school.
I can't be late.
I've been late 10 times.
They're going to probably callCPS, right, that's where you at.
But if there's a moment to havesex, you'll risk having some
sex before you go pick up thekids, right, I write Same thing
for me, same thing for everybody.
Cool Right, I know you got todo these adult things and
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responsibilities, but we tryingto make time for a little cuckoo
and a little hootie who?
But it's the same thing.
And it'll that sex moment fuckup your time.
Same thing with gaming lastlonger, last longer, but it's
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the same thing for gaming.
It's the same.
It kills, it takes over my life.
I don't get anything done.
As soon as I hop on that bitch.
As soon as I hop on.
Time is gone.
I am no longer a responsiblehuman and I'm sure I'm looked at
as some type of failure.
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But what are you gonna do?
I don't have anything to do.
This is what I do.
You know what I'm saying.
This is what I do.
Find me in my recliner shootingat you.
So I'm working on that andthere's things you gotta do.
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When you want to do things, youdefinitely have to.
I think you research, youresearch, you research.
But you always continue to takethe steps necessary to get to
where you want to be.
And that's something I want todo because I have fun doing it
and if I end up making dollarsfrom it, that's great.
So I got my graphics being doneup, redone up for the podcast.
I got my panel being made.
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I hired somebody from Fiverr todo the panel.
I hired somebody from Fiverr todo the to set me up stream labs
.
That helped me out.
You know not that I listen, notlisten.
I'm a self-taught motherfucker.
I did music when I was mixingand mastering and recording and
that's all self-taught activity.
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Nobody showed me how to do it.
I was good at it.
You want me to clean some musicup?
Bring it to me.
I got you Mix it.
Bow, master, bow got you Done.
It's good at it.
You know what I'm saying.
So I'm all self-taught and Icould have done everything.
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I really do believe that Icould have made my own panel,
but it's so time consuming.
If you got the duckies, baby,just spend the duckies to get it
done by somebody who reallyfocuses in that world.
That's where they dance, that'swhere they walk, that's where
they tango at.
So I just give you the ducky,duck duckets and then you go
ahead and hook me up and I getset up easy.
So I got somebody doing thegraphic work.
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That was actually.
I got my boy Davion's peopledoing my graphic work for the
podcast, and then I got Fiverrdoing the panel and then I got
Fiverr setting me up on streamlabs.
I told you you could buy akidney, but not necessarily an
actual kidney.
So I'm looking forward to that.
I also want to talk because Imentioned a little bit earlier
that the spooky season is overand I just want to say club
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promoter, it's cool.
I've been doing this shit.
I've been doing this shit for along time.
I like to consider myself amotherfucking important part of
the game.
Right, I do Halloween's everyyear Halloween weekend, just by
the way.
I'm not going to be doing it.
I'm not going to be doing it.
I'm not going to be doing it.
I'm not going to be doing it.
I'm not going to be doing it.
We don't have to do it.
We don't have to do it.
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I don't know, I don't have todo it.
I haven't done it again.
I've done it every yearHalloween weekend just past.
Some of the more fun thingsabout Halloween, as far as from
my perspective, is that seeingthe costumes.
I am a Halloween guy.
I'm a movie scary movie guy.
I like seeing the costumes.
I don't dress up because I lovemost of my, most of my life.
I live all my life as a blackband.
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I'm naturally scary.
I spend most of my timedisarming anybody and everybody
that regularly.
But part of that is seeingpeople come out dress up.
I enjoy that.
I didn't see much.
Yeah, didn't see much.
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And every time I looked up Isee a costume.
It was Tinkerbell, oh.
Every time I looked up I seen acostume.
It was just cat ears.
Oh.
Every time I looked up seenJoker.
It didn't look that real, itdidn't look good.
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Oh, you know what I'm sayingit's you.
Just, you know they.
The dress up now is like Italked about last week.
The dress up is I'm a put, I'ma be cat woman puts ears.
Maybe I have like some blackmakeup on my nose, but honestly,
it's about titties, oh, it'sabout the ass.
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Oh, creativity, oh Nah, oh,it's all about.
You know, I didn't see, oh, Idid so.
I did see a dude, black dude.
Now I talked about this lastweek, I'm not for sure, but I
did see a black dude, black guy.
What's up, brother?
What's up man?
I see you, brother.
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He was dressed up as the Pope,and I mean full blown Pope
costume.
You know what?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I wasproud of him.
I was proud of him.
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He put a lot of effort in thatthe Pope.
I'm not, you know, I'm not.
I was impressed that he chosethe Pope.
I'm not saying that that's ifyou, you know you can't see me
but chose the Pope.
I'm not saying that that's the.
You know, that's the costume Iwould run with, but he chose the
Pope.
He had the hat, the gown, Imean he was in full Pope mode.
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You know what I'm saying.
I think he was carrying like alittle.
Now you know what.
Never mind, let me be quiet.
But he was just a bit of Pope.
That was cool.
I didn't like I said I mean I'm,I don't drink, I'm not the
drinking promoter, I get a lotof content.
You know, people want drinks.
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I get them drinks.
I get them a lot of content.
I mean I get a lot of content,I get them drinks if they want.
But I kind of just people watch.
So I was.
I was locked in on the kind,the, the costumes, little coffee
break here.
That's my shit.
I do what I want.
Today I decided to put thepumpkin coffee and the
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gingerbread coffee together.
I don't know why.
That doesn't seem like amixture that's supposed to go
together, but I did it.
I don't like it.
It was a bad move.
Even I feel like the most white, as a white person, wayne Brady
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is disappointed in mycombination.
Who does that?
Who puts gingerbread coffee andpumpkin spice coffee together
and says, okay, now I'm going todo some other things too and
it's going to come out of here.
It was disgusting, it washorrible move, but I needed the
coffee anyway.
It's got to be pumped up.
But the costumes this week werepretty, pretty pedestrian.
It's nothing special going on,it was just a thing of laziness
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and I liked it.
I like to hope that.
You know, next year we couldreally, really, really have fun.
I didn't see any seven.
I'm the 11s.
I don't know.
It's naturally because I'mblack to think of seven, 11,.
You know seven, 11, seven, 11,.
You know that's nice and youknow we like niggas, like to do,
but I ain't seen nobody dressedas 11.
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You know what I'm saying?
There were no elves, there wasno hobbits, there was no.
You know I'm seeing, you knowwhat, seen some cool jigsaw
stuff, some jigsaw costumes.
It's pretty cool.
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And then, the first thing I'veever done, like is I handed out
candy for Halloween.
I've never done that.
I know, right, as in, like I'vebeen on earth for a long time,
I've never done that.
You see, a little greedy, thegreedy fucks come up for the
candy.
You never, I've never done thatbefore.
I never knew how much theydon't give a shit about you.
They are here, they're here forthe candy.
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I don't care who you are, whathealth issue you have.
I barely know how to say thankyou, because the air is a little
different.
They don't really say trick ortreat, they just run up on you
with their bag open and theywant the candy, dying from
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cancer tomorrow.
I don't care, these don't work.
Quite right, I don't care, bro,Where's the sugar Fam run it.
But I did do it and it was cool.
I could see me decorating thefuck out of my house, scaring
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the fuck out of a lot of kidscause they don't.
Why not?
They don't care, they're greedy, they want the candy.
They don't care about nothing.
But it was nice to do.
I did it for my heart.
Did I do it for my heart?
But I feel like I did it for myheart.
Hopefully it goes on to myheaven report card.
I need it, but it was cool todo.
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No, I like, I like, like wesaid outside they had, they had
the projector.
That's the way they had theprojector playing the Sun's and
Spurs game, which ended up beingan extremely wild game.
That was on.
They put it on the garage whileI was outside.
I was.
I felt like a real adult.
I don't do a lot of adult stuff, but I felt like a real adult
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was outside of pay bills, theygot to take my money, but I
don't do a lot of adult stuff,so I felt like a cool adult with
the kids I was.
You know it was, it was happy,it was, the energy was nice, it
was a nice energy mover.
But again, oh, the kids havemore creativity.
I told you see, that's what Iwanted to add the kids.
I seen kids in dinosaurcostumes where you see the
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dinosaur walking but you can'tsee the body, so they like the
legs.
It was cool.
I seen that.
I seen an alien version of that.
You know, the kids actually hadlike Wolverine costumes on
Spider-Man costumes.
I ain't see none of that shit.
This is adult.
Adult costumes been sexified.
That's what I seen, and so Iwas also put on notice about the
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Kim Kardashian costume.
So it wasn't nothing special.
You know, I feel like.
I feel like as a celebrity or arich, super rich celebrity,
because you can have, you couldbe a dealless celebrity and shit
could be really fucked up.
Your life's about to be turnedoff.
You know all types of shit,right, but as a real A-list rich
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motherfucker, I want you to putthe effort in, I want you to go
all out.
If I look at your page andyou're dressed as clueless,
that's not hard to do.
Clueless is not hard to do, andthat's what Kim and North did.
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That's what I was told.
And then I got told some realrich shit.
Kim and North, dressed up asclueless as you would probably
go to a, as you would probablygo to a salvation army or a
goodwill to try to find the gearfor this, or maybe even to you
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know, forever 21 or whereverwomen shop in fashion Nova.
You would go there to try tofind, you know, your gear.
You would buy your clothes todo a clueless setup with you and
your daughter.
They went to Dojangabana andI'm like that's just some really
rich shit.
You know what I'm saying?
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Just some really rich shit.
It's like, oh, I got a pair ofcurries, but I don't want the
curry shoelaces in there.
I don't want the under armorshoelaces in there.
I'm going to go directly toLouis Vuitton and I'm saying I
want some shoelaces madespecifically for my curries and
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I'll give you the money.
Did she actually pay for them?
I don't know.
Maybe they made the outfit forher and her daughter and all
they had to do is just salesfrom them.
That's some really rich shit.
I like to think that I'm doingwell, because I put 40 in the
tank and the gas tank I don'twant to put the Kim and she
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don't even touch the gas pump.
She just blink her eyes and thegas pops out of the pump and in
her car and she just drives off.
That's just.
Even that's just drivingsomething with gas in it.
I'm assuming they do, becausethey don't.
Just when you're rich, honestly, when you're super, super,
duper rich, do you really careabout the earth?
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Because if earth goes up, I'mpretty sure they're going to put
you on the plane to go to theother planet, so you don't even
really have to give a fuck.
You yawn at Mother Naturebecause you're filthy rich and
because, oh, mother Nature's mad, okay, fuck it.
She wants to blow the earth upand scorch it up and
everything's burning and stuff.
I'm getting on the plane, therocket NASA built 20 years ago
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and they keep updating it everyyear.
I'm getting on that rocket andthen we go onto a different
planet.
Y'all motherfuckers be coolbecause I'm rich, I'm super rich
, I'm wealthy, nasty,millionaire, billionaire.
That's the process.
That's what I believe.
But that's some coldmotherfucking dope.
That's some cold work rightthere.
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When you that type of rich andyour very basic costume is made
by Dolce and Gabbana, yeah,that's, that's special, that's
special right there.
That's a different type ofducky, different type of connect
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to you know what I'm saying.
It's not like saying like, oh,I'm about to have my auntie make
this for me.
That's not the same.
That's not the same.
It's Dolce and Gabbana.
I walk past that shit and I'mlike nope, my girl don't, you
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can't ask for it.
They don't have, they don'thave, they don't have to pay,
they don't have the karma.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I grew up a little way.
They don't have, a little waywe can't do it.
Don't look at the DNG.
That's for Kim's, for north,for the, for the young daughter.
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She gets the doji and goodbye.
I would like to hand her.
I'm going to give her someclothes from Walmart.
I know they make glory.
Give her some clothes.
Glory.
Here you go, here goes someglory clothes.
I just want to see what herface is like when you handle
some Walmart gear and what shelooked like.
Like what is the fabric?
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And you feel like the fabric isso, so cheap in her skin that
she get a rash on her fingertipswhen she touch it, because
she's not used to touching shitlike that.
It's like it's not silk.
You know saying it's not.
It's not a dead animal.
I can't touch this.
Every time I touch it I getfingertip rash.
Fingertip rash because I can.
I'm my money too long to touchsomething from Walmart.
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Have you ever made it to aWalmart before COVID?
Before COVID, when you're,walmart used to be open 24 hours
.
I would like to think that ithad been forced to go into a
Walmart right At some point.
Somebody got so sick they waslike, oh shit, the only thing
that's open is Walmart.
We got to go to Walmart to getsome some some times or some
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shit like that.
I like the thing.
They made it into a Walmart.
But north Nah, fam, you giveher some, you give her some, you
give her some gear for Walmartand she might start coughing up
blood.
This is not healthy for me.
What is this?
This is horrible.
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I want to.
I want to move into somethingthat's been pretty wild when it,
when I talk about this, I havepeople that I work with right
there Bottle service girls,sweethearts.
They're nice women.
People are very mean to bottleservice girls and this is my
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Instagram Instagram tip closingthing and the jigger that I do.
I'm starting to do.
I kind of talk about the Grahamand some things you could do to
increase your traffic and toincrease your opportunity to be
more popular and bring moreattention to your brand, to your
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business.
Or you know, or you know justmaybe eventually become somebody
that you want to be onInstagram.
Now you don't have to be aperson that wants to be famous
on the social media platforms,you know.
I talk about Instagram justbecause I use it to make my
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bread, to make my duck is, tomake the duck is.
So I know a little thing aboutit.
I'm not saying I'm the best.
I told y'all last episode isprobably five more people out
there in the world that knowmore than me.
That's OK, I'm talking about itanyway.
So my service been gettingtargeted.
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Now let me explain this.
When I say targeted, somebodyout there is hating, hating on
your latest Meaning.
These ladies are doing such agood job that people are going
and reporting this stuff.
Now, listen.
Now sometimes you look at yousay, well, maybe you wrong about
that.
Maybe you wrong, but I'm not,because, look, most of the time
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when people are, it's like, ok,you could be one person, and
then somebody just doesn't likeyou, right, and so they're
hating on your post and you knowit takes they.
I read multiple things about howmany people it takes to get
your post flag, to get it takendown Five to ten, probably be 10
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and up, and then it ain't goingto be two or three.
I really believe two or threeis not going to do it.
Five or ten, five, ten, fifteen, twenty.
You know.
You know it's not like you're.
You know you're just trying toget your post flag to be
targeted, probably even continueif you had somebody and you
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know, like you deep down know,that it's them doing it.
Do you know what type of work ittakes for somebody to build
fake Instagram?
I'm not saying that they'regoing through and they're giving
them pictures and they'reactually following people.
People do that.
They're following people.
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Maybe attach a phone number.
I haven't built, I haven'tgotten a new Instagram in a
minute, but maybe I got three ofthem.
But maybe attach a number ifyou got to, but just an email,
right?
So you got to create fiveemails or you're so it's all
psychotic.
So you create five emails,maybe you create 10, maybe you
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create 15.
You're crazy Even if you go outand you lobby for five, ten,
fifteen people to go to thatperson's page to get something
of theirs taken down or multiplethings of them taken down.
You are a villain, a villain.
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And then you, man, you comeright out of a comic book like
that it goes like that I'm goingto do it again.
Man, you come right out of acomic book.
I mean, think about that, taketime to think about that.
It's not always like, it's nota bang bang.
When it comes to setting up anemail, there's a few little skip
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steps.
You know it's like you got tohop a little bit to get the
email set up to createpotentially create five to 10 to
15 to 20 emails To takepeople's posts down.
That's pretty gangster and youare dedicated and you are
exactly what the Marines arelooking for, because I don't
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mind having you on the frontline.
I like to keep a cycle on thefront line because they're going
to go out there and do the workand you are a cycle If you
create five, 10, 15, 20 pages totarget and take somebody's page
down.
You are a soccer If you getfive, 10, 15, 20 people, if you
convince them, if their friendsor family say hey, I don't know,
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say, hey, I don't like thisgirl, I don't like this dude,
they did this.
We go get that shit taken downBecause, granted, it's just the
ground.
But a lot of people you knowmake you know their bottle
service.
They make the duckies from the,from the IG, they get the
duckarookies from the IG bookingtables, getting people to come
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through the door, right.
So you think about it.
You're like, well, she may bewrong.
Well, most of the time when itwas like like some, sometimes
women maybe in the only fansworld, maybe just, you know
popular, you know women are I'musing women right now because
that's what's happening to thebottles of girls, because
they're women, right.
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So most of the time you look up, because I've helped people get
their pages back and I kind ofknow some steps.
There's some long steps.
I know some steps.
I don't know higher ups orpeople at the Grammint like that
, just some things that you readand you research online,
because I've had some thingshappen to me.
If you go back to past, longtime ago, I got an episode for
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it, but when they used to takepages, or they would take pages
down, usually get hit up bysomebody saying, hey, man, it's
me, I'm the jacker of your page.
Pay me these, pay me thesedollars, I'll give you a page
back.
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I've seen it where people havepaid the dollars, got an A page
back.
The dude hit them back up.
I took it again.
Give me another $200 or I seethem ask for nudes which is wild
to get the page.
They want to meet up the page.
Don't ever listen I know you'renot, but don't ever meet it
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with nobody.
All right, that's a datelinesituation.
That's a 2020 situation.
That's a Netflix documentarysituation.
I don't want that for you.
Don't do that, but those arethe things that usually happen
when somebody comes to injectyour page.
They want your page.
They want you to pay somebodyto get it back.
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This, though, is all like if you, when they so, for example, one
of the servers have gotten herpage back, it'll you know how
people that will help you getyour page back and show you are.
Even if you have to disputesome stuff, it'll show you.
It's all dealing with nightclubposts Right Now.
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You can say that the Graham'strying to clean things up, but
you can also see what the Grahamallows, and if a lot of those
posts are allowed by millions,what's the difference when
you're a post, when you are justin bottle service attire, but
when everything's that werereported is all from your
nightclub and then you nextthing you know there's four
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girls hit from your nightclub.
It's targeting.
So how do you, what do you do?
How do you fix it?
What do you do to protectyourself?
Honestly, there's not much.
I told them that you could goprivate because you have to
monitor.
I talked about his last episode.
You have to monitor what comesthrough your page.
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You're trying to look at thelopsided numbers and no profile
page, middle Eastern pictures,all types of stuff.
There's a telltale signs.
You just be blocking, deletingconstantly, especially if your
page is not private.
So you have to try to payattention and stuff.
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You're a very popular personand that traffic comes in at a
high rate.
So it's hard to just constantly.
I do it, I don't care, it'sjust hard to constantly monitor
who's coming through.
You constantly block him.
But that's what you have to doBecause if you get enough, like
I said, if you get enough flyfish, they're going to go ahead
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and jack your shit up and I wishthe Graham had better
monitoring for that.
But so I told him I was like.
Well.
Putting your page on privateallows you to pay attention to
who's coming through and who youcan allow.
You know, unless the Trojanhorses are already in there,
there's nothing you really cando.
But putting your page onprivate will help you monitor
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who's coming through, who'sfollowing you.
You could kind of see what'sgoing on and it's you know.
Moving into the blue checkmarkworld is interesting.
I know the Graham has made it alittle bit easier to try to get
in contact with live people.
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But if you don't have yourGraham, you jacked.
Now you can get some live helpgoing through your Facebook.
If you have a Facebook businesspage, you could get some live
help.
There's some steps for that andyou know you want to.
I don't, I might, I don't know.
I'm, I'm gabbing, so, who knows, I might talk about it, I might
not.
I might tell you the steps,because I don't.
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I only got what another.
I want to go for another five,seven minutes, so I might not
get there.
You might have to hit me up forthat.
You might have to talk to mefor that, you might have to DM
me for that.
But it's buying the blue checkworth it Now for me.
I don't like putting mygovernment name.
You know I'm not a biggovernment name guy, not to say
that.
You know Uncle Sam ain'talready?
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They don't know them about me.
They know everything about me.
They listen to my conversations.
They know my browser history.
You know what I'm saying.
They know my browser history.
You know they know everything.
But I just don't like having itout there and you got to have
your actual name, yourgovernment name, on there and
match it with your ID to buy theblue check.
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I don't want that, so I don'tdo that.
You know and I know they havethe business blue check coming
and maybe that will requiredifferent documents, which I'm
hoping, like my LLC corporation,I can send them that and then
bam, I could be, you know verifyfor their cause, supposed to
help you with your identity.
You're supposed to get betteronline service.
Cause a lot.
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If they're hitting you, ifthey're hitting the women for
nudity and most of the time youcould get that back you could
just appeal, but to hit you forimpersonation they really go
hard for the impersonation Thenyou got to go through you know
process of that.
You know and if and if.
You know a lot of the emails, alot of the messages that you
get from the Graham is all setup to to make it quick, fast and
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in a hurry.
They believe in their system.
So why do I have to bother withactually getting to know you
and what happened if I have asystem in place to check and
balance that?
There are still things you coulddo.
It's an annoying process yougot to work for it but you get
your page back.
From my understanding and whatI've witnessed, they never
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actually delete your page, causewhat if you go out and you go
on a murdering spree?
What if you go on a murderingspree?
They want to be able to tap inwith that grisane.
They want to be able to pullyou in and be like this your
grandmother fucker.
Well, you was already postingsome wow shit.
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So I I really believe, and I'veread that your Graham is never
actually truly gone and Ibelieve you can always get your
grand back.
They talk about it all the time.
How people just looked up, theytried to log in and their
Graham was back the whole ninebut targeting.
I would recommend getting a bluecheck mark, I reckon, as it
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sucks.
So that's 15 clean coming outthe pocket every month, that's
15 clean.
But if the Graham is where youmake your duckies, where you
make your bread, you know ourplatforms period.
You know you got your twofactors on all those things to
protect your page, but reportingis something that's very
difficult to deal with becausethere's a lot of people.
So you got to think about theplatform trying to manage all
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that you know.
So they got, they got theirchecks and they got their
balances happening there andthey think that their system is
flawless and it's flawed.
So then you have to try toprotect yourself and that's the
one way that they're going toput you in a corner is like you
should have a blue check mark,fam.
We would have held you down ifyou would have had the blue.
You got to pay the 15, the 15clean.
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You know what I'm saying the 15clean.
Get you protected, get you thebulletproof vest that you need
to go out there in the world andprotect yourself.
I think it's worth it.
You know, if you are a person,you feel targeted, you feel like
put your page on private,monitor what's going on, go
through your following, do somedamage when it comes to looking
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for these lopsided numbers,looking for these no profile
pictures.
They could even have a profilepicture and their numbers is
jacked.
I don't get what you're goingIf you don't look like a person
that uses your page.
I blocked you.
The Kimbae Matumbo.
I blocked you.
Patrick Ewing.
I blocked you.
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Shaquille O'Neal I blocked you.
Get it, you get it, but you gotto do your own hand to hand
combat.
You got to pay attention and itsucks because I know a lot of
the girls have paid some moneyfor grand total.
I'm not saying she paid forgranted one time, but but if you
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go online you see people pay 15grand.
You know this is a couple ofyears back.
You'll see people paying 15grand, five grand thousand
dollars a day page back, but youstill pay some duckies to get
your stuff back because peopleknow how to get it back.
My saying I'm charging, I'mjust saying people want to get
it back.
If you want to do it yourself,it's going to require a lot of
work, a lot of research, a lotof due diligence.
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You got to be on top of thatshit.
But to end the Instagram talk Iwould definitely buy the blue
check, definitely have my pageon private, monitor who's coming
in.
I would definitely go into thefollowing.
Clean up all that who'sfollowing you.
You are going to who'sfollowing.
Try to get it cleaned up asmuch as possible.
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That's a lot of hand to handcombat.
It's a lot of work, but it'sthe only way.
That's the only way.
Oh man, that was dramatic.
It's the only way.
It's the only way I want to saythank you for listening to
seasonable cloud.
I am Thaddeus shade.
I hope you Tell somebody aboutthis podcast with a strange and
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odd and fun and maybe just alittle bit Interesting,
something you can learn,something you can use in life.
I told you before there's onlyfour times in life you get to
live Four times in life On theshitter.
Never be a quitter.
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Thank you for listening toseasonable cloud.
I'm Thaddeus shade.
You can find me on the gram atThaddeusshade.
You can find me on Twitter,thaddeus shade.
And then I'm on the tickertalker now doing a little bit
better on that.
And yeah, that's the end ofthis episode.
Oh, can I go through my things?
Yes, I am.
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Handclaps for me.
Let's go to the other one man.
You come right out of a comicbook.
I use that one today.
Oh, why didn't you give mestorytime?
But I'm not going to do it now.
I'll do it next episode.
I just picked it up from FreshPrince, so my phone.
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You know, I stay with the koalaman.
You are in a court of law.
There are a lot of people inhere.
We can't hear you.
You're going to have to makethem speak up.
What does GTD stand for?
Got the droves?
Ok, sorry, I missed it.
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It's from Ghostbusters 2.
It's my intro, thank you.