October 25, 2023 • 57 mins
Step into the groove with Thaddeous Shade in this electrifying episode! Kick it off with Halloween hype at 11:11 Nightclub, from sultry 'Lyrics and Lingerie' nights to Rapper BIA's killer bash. 🎃💃
Got that NBA fever? We’re reliving the NBA season opener and laughin’ about those betting slip-ups. Oh, and you know we're getting into some real talk about sSex and how long it should be - music, movies, or just good ol' vibes. 💋🎶
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
I am him.
I am fattiest shade, and thisis Seasonable Cloud.
Smooth Jazz, yeah, smooth Jazz.
(00:25):
Let me hear you say, ah,summertime, ok, so NBA season
kicked off last night.
This would be a great episodebecause when NBA season is back,
I am a better person, I'm afunctioning person and even
(00:47):
though the NBA season thenkicked off too well for me last
night because I am a Dubbs fan,I am a Warriors fan, I am a
Steffi fan, a massive Steffi fan.
I am a trigger clay fan.
I am a Dreymond Green fan Awhimsically devious Dreymond
(01:08):
Green fan whimsically deviousDreymond Green fan I am.
And the NBA season kicked offlast night.
2023-2024 first game nuggetsLakers not mad at it, not mad at
it.
I'll tell you why I'm a littlemad about it.
(01:29):
Because I got Anthony Davis onmy fantasy team.
I got him on my fantasy teamand kicked off that first half
really good.
I mean just fantastic.
You know I'm playing my guy,sinbad in fantasy and I'm like
I'm a D Looking fantastic.
(01:51):
That was my first.
That was no, no, I pickedBooker first.
I picked Booker first becauseBook is Book.
Now I picked 80 second.
That was my second, my secondpick in the draft, and he looked
good.
He looked good last night Atfirst half.
Star studded, that guy was astar.
(02:12):
He had 17 points.
But guess what?
He kicked off 17 points in thefirst half, second half and
nobody had 17 points, 17 points.
If you know sports, you knowthe NBA, then you know the man
(02:35):
scores zero in the second half.
You're Anthony Davis, you're AD.
I mean sure God passes gas.
Good gust of wind comes,anthony Davis, fall, he's done
for the season.
Yes, we know he's brittle, butdamn it, you're Anthony Davis.
(02:58):
Zero points in the second halfhurts me.
Hurts me because you're on myfantasy team.
You'll be fine.
I believe in AD.
He'll be absolutely fine.
Option A on the Lakers, he'soption A, he'll be fine.
So the Nuckas put out that winlast night.
(03:20):
Jamal Murray looked good, theJoker, the Joker looked good.
I mean he was good first half,just like AD, kind of stalled
out a little bit.
Then he found his groove in thefourth.
But the Joker, I mean, can'tjump over a pencil.
But boy, that's a good oldfashioned 80s, 90s Center with,
(03:43):
with, with, fantastic footwork.
Now I know y'all gonna laugh atme when I say this if you're a
big basketball head, but he'sgot a Kimmel Lodge one footwork
you ain't got to.
You know I'm saying I mean thejump shot.
The jump shot he got is butter,even though it's to tap a wing
on a bird when he shoots it butit's a fantastic jump shot.
The man's got footwork.
(04:04):
Had Anthony Davis who's afantastic defender going left,
going right, jumping around allover the place.
He's a fantastic defender, buthe had Anthony Davis all over
the place, but nuggets win.
That was last year's NBA finalsmatchup.
Nuggets pulled it out.
(04:26):
Pulled it out.
The Bronle good.
The Bronle good To be, to bethe age of somebody's frustrated
uncle.
He looks good.
He looked good.
He played solid last night.
You know what I'm saying youplay real good.
Before I get all the way in it,I forgot to tell you man, it's
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Halloween weekend, halloweenweekend and anytime that is
Halloween weekend.
Down here in AZ, primarilyScottsdale, didn't that mean the
costumes are popping out?
We really love Halloween downhere.
That means the costumes isgoing to be wild.
(05:09):
It's wild, you remember.
I think there's late 90s, 2000.
You can get on cable Scroll,get to the section Notice
section.
You can get to that part of thecable channels where things
(05:31):
were a little fuzzy, but there'sa nipple.
There's a nipple.
You got to squint, you got tobe quick because you can miss it
, but there's a nipple.
That's kind of like howHalloween is down here in
Scottsdale.
(05:52):
What they didn't turn FreddyCougar into a sex, sex costume.
Freddy, the one known fortorching you in your dreams, now
can be the woman of your dreams, or your sex dreams at that.
(06:13):
I guess you know what I'msaying.
A power ranger who was knownfor defending Angel Grove now
can defend your bedroom becausethe costume has turned sexy,
sexified, sexified mummies,sexified Dracula's Dracula.
(06:36):
But that's what Scott stillturns into when it's Halloween
time and as a guy, you're notgoing to be mad at it, you're
not frustrated about it, you'renot old.
Darn it, damn it.
I was looking forward tofantastic makeup work.
I don't want to see boobs andbreasts and booties, cheeks.
(06:59):
No, you're okay with it.
It's going to be a good time.
But you know why I'm at thisweekend and 11, 11 nightclub.
And let me see, thursday islyrics and lingerie, because R&B
night and we're we're attachingourselves to the sexy.
(07:21):
So Thursday night is lyrics andlingerie.
That's tomorrow.
If you listen to it today,that's tomorrow because I'll be
dropping it as soon as I getdone with the episode.
That's tomorrow.
Lyrics and lingerie, that's R&Bnight.
And then Friday we have rapperBia.
There's a whole lot of money inthis motherfucker.
There's a whole lot of money inthis month.
(07:45):
That's what I do when I bebuying my coffee, because it
always cost me like 10 bucks.
There's a whole lot of money inthis motherfucker Soon as I put
out the car.
There's a whole lot of money.
You know what I'm saying?
Because the shit's expensive.
The coffee is expensive, evenwhen I make it at home.
I buy the espresso pods.
The shit's expensive.
There's a whole lot of money inthis month.
(08:08):
But Bia will be taking overFriday night.
The original name for theFriday night event was 11 Shades
of Scottsdale, but then we gotBia and Bia's just going to come
through and turn it up.
It's going to be crazy.
It's going to be exciting.
Friday night Again, if youlisten to this today, tomorrow
(08:31):
is lyrics and lingerie andFriday is rapper Bia.
Saturday is just a flat outcostume night.
We're doing costumes allThursday to Saturday, but
Saturday night is costume night.
It's a haunting at 11.
(08:53):
11.
Woo man, woo man.
So just the costumes I alwaysenjoy.
I've been in the club now a longtime when it's Halloween down
here and even though I wassaying that it's a very sexy
(09:16):
Halloween, it continues to begetting more sexy and sexy.
You have a fear of you got yourdaughter.
She's like 11.
She wants to be a ballerina,but then she sees the female
artist that she loved and theballerina outfit she's wearing
is something different.
That's something that you payto go to the strip cup, throw
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some money at.
She want to wear that.
You're like oh my God, this isnot my life.
This is not where this is going.
You can't drive down thatstreet.
I don't ever want you to godown that street.
Don't ever go down that street.
Don't look at that costume.
You're not wearing that costume.
Now.
You're going to wear a sheetfor Halloween.
(10:00):
But I have to say there are somereally, really good costumes.
Every year, every year, we takeit serious down here.
I'm sure it's not like Salem Idon't know what Salem's at.
I'm sure they're serious andthey got black painted, with
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their eyes with blood, realblood on their forehead, but
it's not like that.
It's more fun.
And detailed costumes for fun,not like up there are you know.
You know it's not crazy likethat.
You know you got the real pigsblood on your kneecaps.
It's not like that, it's morefun.
(10:44):
But that's what we got going onat 11, 11 this weekend.
And it should be fun.
You know what I'm saying itshould be fun.
Last week, in my last week'sepisode, I kind of talked about
not being able to sleep.
(11:05):
Did I try anything new?
No, I didn't.
I didn't try anything new, butI'm working on it.
I'm going to give me some tartcherry juice tonight.
I tried it before.
I'm going to try it again andsee what happens.
People like tart cherry juice.
Yeah, it's got some stuff inthere, some vitamins, some like
(11:26):
some melatonin type stuff andthat's supposed to help you
sleep.
And Arnold Arnold also saidit's.
You know, it's a good drink,something to drink, help you
recover with the muscles andstuff.
You know, if ArnoldSchwarzenegger is telling you
that and he looks like a musclebound Santa Claus right now
because you see him, he's gotthe white beard.
Now, that's, that's my guy,that's Arnold.
(11:48):
He's got the white beard andhe's old, fucking with me.
I told my boy last night I hadfound out that it was more Lopez
birthday.
More Lopez is 50.
That's AC Slater.
It's 50 years old.
Now, I'm not saying he's goingto hear this, but if he hears it
(12:11):
and hears how I said 50 yearsold, he got the right to square
up with me because I made itsound like he's 79.
But damn, that's my guy AC, 50.
And he can't.
I'm not 50.
Ac Slater the AC Slater next toZach Morris, kelly Kopowski,
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lisa Turtle, samuel Powers,jessica Spano I know all the
names because I watch the show.
I love the show.
He's 50 years old.
My mind's blown.
I cannot.
I am old.
I am old.
I am old.
That's what it is.
But I will be working on doingsome things with sleep.
(12:58):
Now back to the NBA, because theNBA was on last night.
Listen again.
Fantastic time because the NBAis back.
I love it.
But the NBA season kicking offfor me last night didn't end
well.
It didn't end well.
You know why it didn't end well.
Would you like to know why?
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People Golden State it's myguys, it's my guys.
They played the Phoenix Sunslast night.
The newly retooled Phoenix SunsFantastic.
Kevin Durant, devin Booker,bradley Beale I can't say his
name Nurchick, nurchiff, it'sNurchiff, nurchick, it's one of
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them.
He's a seven foot center, goodcenter, great pickup, fantastic.
Those four guys are legit.
Dubstook a L last night.
Not happy about it.
You know how I feel aboutSteffi Curry.
You know how I feel about him.
You know I got 55 shoes.
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You know I got all the jerseys.
You know I got shirts made.
You know I got Funko Pops.
You know how I feel aboutSteffi Pulling up from 40 feet
for no reason, busting your ass.
You know how I feel about SteffCurry the shit's insane, right.
You know how I feel aboutTrigger Clay no hezzy, no hezzy,
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clay, trigger Clay.
Whimsically devious DraymondGreen.
You know how I feel about him.
Took a L.
Took a L last night.
It's tough man.
It's tough cause I put money onhim.
Yeah, you didn't know what wasgoing here, did you?
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I put money on him, and that'spart of the fun.
Now I haven't won one timeduring the NFL season.
I don't consider myself an NFLfish or not.
You know, I consider myself aguy, sports guy who loves the
NFL.
But am I aficionado?
(15:16):
No, nba aficionado.
You don't know what aficionadois.
I said I don't know what anItalian, but you know what
aficionado is.
Hit the dictionary, google it.
There's a picture of mepointing to the NBA logo
Aficionado.
(15:37):
I know the NBA Backscreensdownpicks.
You know what I'm saying.
I sayING a thing with a boatOne, three, one, two, three zone
Backside hell, weakside, hell.
You know what I'm saying.
I knew the game, I love thegame, so I put the money up.
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I put the money up, not in Gohammer time last night, like I
plan on doing for the rest ofthe season.
It's a good chance that thenext time I do a podcast I'll be
homeless because your boy isgoing to put big Brad up this
this season.
We talking monster dockets, not20 to 40 dollars.
(16:25):
I'll be stretching out,flipping it, cutting it in half,
stepping on it, making it work,making it stretch, not like
that.
Two hundred three hundred fourhundred dollars for me.
That's this big time betting.
The next time you could hear meI could be homeless because I'm
big time betting.
That.
It's eight games a night.
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I'm putting the duckies up.
What's going to happen?
I'm going to win.
I lost last night because I geta little happy about Golden
State and then Anthony Davisdisappeared on me last night in
the second half.
I don't expect him to continueto do that because I have him on
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my fantasy, but I'm putting bigmoney up.
I lost last night.
Clay Thompson trigger Claydisappeared on me a little bit,
but that's OK.
But I'm putting big money up.
I don't fuck around.
Now you know, I'm going to startgetting into the I don't really
do over.
I mean not over.
I'm sorry, I don't do moneylines, but I am going to start
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getting into the money lines ofthe team that's going to win.
I'm getting in all that, butI'm over under guy.
I'm over Because I feel like Iknow the game of basketball.
But that is the trick.
That's the mood that smokes youout.
That's the move you pull outthe six shooter, put it close to
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your temple and it smokes youout.
You think you know the sport,so you think you know the player
, so you think you know what'sgoing to happen.
So you put the duckies up.
You put the duckies up.
This is still human effort.
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And if you look up In 80, 80,80, 80, 80, give you zero points
in the second half.
What am I supposed to do withthat?
You know, I had an under onAaron Gordon on the nuggets last
night.
He gave him 15.
Maybe it was, I think it was 17, 15, 17 points.
(18:35):
I had him getting under 14.5and it was there all the way,
until the blonde decided totreat him Like he had never seen
a basketball before and not puthis hand up.
He hit a three and he hit aback door, cut for a dunk to put
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him over 14.5.
I mean, what the fuck, bro?
You know what I'm saying?
But I didn't put the bigduckies up last night.
I put them up.
I put them up tonight, starttonight, and we're going to work
towards being homes.
That's the goal Now.
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I'm going home with trophiesevery night.
I'm going with the play.
Be bro.
My boy check it.
My guy hold them.
Who's DJ out here?
My guy hold them.
Monday night football who givesa fuck?
Right the game I forgot I waslike Vikings.
And who gives a fuck?
He won seven grand.
Seven G's.
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I know somebody who took a $2game and won seven G's.
What I mean by that?
The game nobody really caredabout.
Right, there's this Mondaynight football.
It's a $2 game.
He put $10 down.
One seven grand.
Who does that?
No way, what Seven G's?
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As he was saying that he won, Iwas slowly putting my ski mask
on because I wanted to visit him.
I was like, oh shit, you wonseven grand.
And I started my face.
I was muffling a little bitwhile I was putting the ski mask
on.
You want some grunker and Iwill.
You live at, bro.
You know what I'm saying,because I was going to run up on
him.
Man, you come right out of acomic book.
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Seven grad masks coming on myface.
I'm looking for the.
You know.
You know what I'm saying,Because he just won seven grand,
putting up $10 on a $2 game.
Incredible, and that's whatbetting to do to you?
You never know.
I think it's a better lotteryticket.
You know what I'm saying.
You're not going in 90 million,100 million billion dollars.
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It's a fantastic.
It's a fantastic scratcher.
It's fantastic Cause you knowthe sport.
You know the sport, you love thesport or fuck it.
You just next to somebody andyou like I mean you know what,
I'm put five dollars on whateveryou putting down and you put
the five dollars down.
You won 150 bucks.
150 dollars get you a piece ofgood ass.
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Man down on a certain part oftown.
That's some nice ass for 150dollars.
I'm not saying I know it was ina Reddit post, I'm just saying
that's what the Reddit post says150 dollars get you a nice
piece of ass.
Man, you know what I'm saying.
I'm not.
Don't spend your money onsketchy spots at 150 dollars
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worth of ass.
Go ahead and get you some food,some target stuff.
But that's what I heard.
That's why I read in the Redditpost it was 150 dollars get you
some nice ass.
But you could win 150 dollarsfor a whole post cause you was
next to your partner.
Your partner was like man, goahead and just put five dollars.
He said I'm gonna put fivedollars down with you, bro, and
you won 150 dollars.
Man, it's possible.
It's possible.
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Gotta know the game.
But that's how they get you.
You think you know the game.
You, looking at the averages,you look anywhere.
Let me stop, man, cause I'mputting the money down.
I'm putting the money down.
I was watching, I was listeningto Chris Delilah and he has a
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podcast.
I don't like his podcast causehe's funny.
I can send him myself or sendmy funny guy and he had a
podcast and he was talking aboutsex and cause I said switch.
That's why I do, Let me justswitch.
This is what I do Three to one,one, two three.
What the heck is bothering me.
(22:38):
Well, he was talking about sex,you know, and he was talking
about the time.
He was talking about the time.
How long too long, long toolong, long too long, too long,
too long, too long, long enough,not too long, way too long, too
short, you know, seven to 12minutes, seven to 12.
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What time you going to work?
Seven to 12.
Then my hours this week sevento 12.
Seven to 12 minutes.
So you got seven minutes.
12 minutes, that's what's inthe tank.
That's a respectable.
(23:27):
That's respectable.
12 minutes is an NBA quarter.
Maybe you got three, four TVtimeouts in there.
We ain't including the TVtimeouts, but 12 good minutes.
Hmm, that's a stat worthtalking about after the
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performance.
Seven minutes, you know youbacked up train and you need to
let that go, so it was probablyout of there really fast, but 12
minutes of respectable.
Now, you could be younger andyou could.
You know I was younger, youknow.
I was always felt a veryincredibly hulkish about the
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activity and I would still, youknow, you know, you know and you
know, and I felt good about it.
But guess where it landed?
At 12 minutes, because that'smy magic time, 3045 an hour.
I feel bad for her.
(24:37):
You know why I got a sweatproblem.
There's a sweat problem to goalong with that much pumping and
in your in that time frame,you're required to be creative.
That's a lot of moving and Icarry sweat all over the place.
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It's a lot of moving.
So then you got differentstains of sweat out 3045 an hour
.
Have I accomplished it?
Yes, did Jesus walk on water?
He did have accomplished thatamount of time.
But you feel me?
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Imagine NBA Finals Lakers.
I'll use the net.
Even though they swept, I was,yeah, it was the net.
Fourth quarter, three minutesleft in the game, tight game.
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Shaquille knew how to step tothe line.
Fourth quarter, three minutesleft in the game Shaquille knew
at the free throw line.
You know, sweat was drippingoff shack at that time.
That's me.
At the eight minute mark, I'malready feeling bad because it's
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hurricane, hurricane, but youcan call me, but that's what I'm
saying.
You know, I'm on top and I'mmaking it hot, but then you got
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the drip drop.
That don't stop.
Man, you come right out of acomic book.
Everybody got their own groove.
But 30 minutes, 45 minutes,hour special, or the Couch,
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isn't that great.
You know I'm saying 30 minutes,45 minutes of just.
You know, saying it's a lot ofcreativity, it's arts and crafts
.
You know I'm saying it's BobRoss, it's Martha Stewart's.
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Lot of it's not arts and crafts.
A lot of creativity is a lot ofmoving around, you know.
You know new positions,positions, positions.
I got three that I go to.
That I feel like a winners.
I'm not going to tell you whatthey are because they're my
secret weapons, but I got threethat I go to.
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That makes me, that makes mecomfortable, where I can sweat
in peace and it doesn't get intoour eye, where you know it
burns.
You know you can sweat and burn, assault and some other shit.
You're getting your eye and youburn.
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You know I'm in LA playing balland then you know I'm saying
you sweating, getting the sweaton and getting your eye burn and
you know you tough it outbecause you playing with the
fellas and you know, sam, butthat's a legit burn.
That ain't nothing to be fuckedwith.
There's soap Sweat.
We don't know who wins.
We don't know who wins when itcomes to the eye burn.
Does the soap get you or doesthe sweat get you?
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Some people may go with thesoap.
I like to think the sweat isworse, because soap you trying
to be clean, you know the sweatis the best.
I mean, you know the sweat, wedon't know.
You know you some salt in thathole, but you don't know what
else is in the sweat.
I need to look up what else isin the sweat.
We're gonna find out.
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Let's look up.
Let's look up the time.
Let's look up how much.
Yeah, I didn't have this, Ijust decided to think about this
right now.
Let's look up how much time,see, let's see Of time Should
you have sex?
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Smaggin it.
See, get out of here.
I did not look this up, Ididn't look it up.
I promise you, when goats knowshit, they know shit.
I don't know if that's got theSLAM sheep, whatever, but goat
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when goats, when you go, youknow shit.
So how long should vaginal sexactually last?
The sex therapist surveyed saythat anywhere from seven to 13
minutes is desirable.
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I didn't know this, but whenyou a goat, you know this, you
know this type of stuff, youknow it's interesting.
I'm just seeing that you canfinally want to find a song,
just hum a part of it in Google.
I didn't know that it's right,cause I was doing I type it in.
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I seen this.
I'm like that's pretty cool.
I've always wanted this, cause.
You know, you know a song butyou can't think of the word.
I want to be able to hum it.
And here it is.
How long has this been here?
Nobody told me about the hum app.
It's on Google.
It's not even an app you couldjust.
It's just right here under thethe nasty stuff that I searched,
and it's just right here.
And it's kind of sweet to beunder the nasty stuff.
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Because what if you want tolisten to bum and grind?
I know you can listen to RKelly, but you can listen to R
Kelly If you just can't tellpeople you listen to R Kelly, I
don't listen to R Kelly.
I listen to R Kelly.
I don't listen to R Kelly.
I listen to R Kelly, I don'tlisten to R Kelly, like that.
You know what I'm saying.
Y'all, shame on y'all.
I listen to them sometimes,though, but you could just hum
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it.
Let me see this, let me see if Ican, let me try, let me see,
let's see if it.
Oh man, I got a download.
This, let's see.
Wow, wack, let's see, I put myApple ID.
Listen, you ever try to putyour Apple ID is?
(31:07):
It had to download the app andit was like verification
required.
And you ever try to put yourApple ID and it just never seems
to work the first time, thefirst time around, step by step.
Rest in peace, suzanne summers.
It never works.
You always have to put it inthe second time or third time.
You're like bro, I know I'mtyping this password in.
This is the password.
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It never works but, I, alsodidn't know that they had the
home thing when you could justhum and then that was that's the
move.
I did not know that at all.
That's pretty cool.
But yeah, seven and 13 minutes,seven and 13 minutes.
And I'm also not a music person.
(31:50):
I'm not putting my hard work inthe music in the background.
I don't know what that's abouteither and I'm one of the
weirdos.
You know I could have homeimprovement on in the background
.
You know, burn, burn, burn,burn, burn, burn, burn.
You know I could put that inthe background and I could do
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the hump to hump.
I don't know what that's about.
There's some serious issues inthere.
But, like a lot of people liketo get to music.
You know what I'm saying.
You got class.
You probably got a little ChrisBrown or Marvin Gaye or
something like that going on.
You know I'm not a big.
I'm not a big music person.
(32:32):
I like that.
If the windows open, I like tohear somebody get shot and
stabbed in the street while I'mputting in the seven to 12.
While I'm putting in the sevento 12, somebody's outside
getting shot and stabbed.
That's my soundtrack.
That's what I'm digging into.
Man, you come right out of acomic book.
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This is why I was screaming help.
I'm like, yeah, she needhelping here too, man you come
right out of a comic book.
But that's R at 096.
Everybody has their own thing.
If you're truly classy, youprobably got a little Kenny G in
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the background.
Kenny G in the background, Iactually probably could get to
that.
My problem is, if I enjoy thesong, I'll start to sing the
song in my head.
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And if I start to sing the songin my head then I forget what
I'm doing, because I love musica lot.
I love music.
Music is my shit.
It's therapy.
But what if I'm putting in theseven to 12?
You know what I'm saying.
I get to six, I get so and Istart seeing SWB, weak in the
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knees, in my head.
Now I can't get to the sevenminute, where I'm at my best,
because now I'm seeing SWV.
It's in my shit now.
That's why I can't do the musicNow when I'm watching the show.
It's happened before, no lie.
It's happened.
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Where a situation was happeningand I got a good, I get
chuckled was modern families inthe background, and I shouldn't
have modern family on becauseI'm a big modern family fan.
It more than likely was either.
Cameron Mitchell was a thinggoing on.
He says something and I laughed.
How do you get out of beingserviced?
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You laughed, fucking modernfamilies in the background.
Two gay guys just made me laugh.
While I'm getting serviced bythe woman, I have shows on in
the background.
I have shows on in thebackground.
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Modern family is my shit.
I should never put that on.
Cameraman Mitchell are my guys.
I should never put that on.
They're hilarious.
I should never put somethinglike that on.
But everybody has their thing.
Music is mostly a thing.
I've just never been that guywhere I'm just like yeah.
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You got it on shuffle.
What if you got it on shuffle?
Hell Mary from Poc comes on.
You know what I'm saying.
Hell Mary from Poc?
Why?
At sexy time?
Yeah, that's a risk I'm notwilling to take Because I'm down
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to get violent in thatsituation.
Hell Mary isn't a nice song.
That isn't some shit that theyplaying in a Boston church.
That's some gangster shit andit can get strange.
Man, 7 to 13 minutes is what theprofessional say.
I'm not really a professional,but I'm just saying that's what
it said.
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On Google I found out that youcould just hum the music.
Right above that was thetherapist saying that is 7 to 12
.
7 to 13.
I put in 7 to 12.
They saying 7 to 13.
You ain't getting the extraminute unless it's a holiday.
If I'm in a good mood it'sthree days before Christmas I
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give you 13 minutes.
I ain't going to give you 12.
If it's New Year's Eve, giveyou 12 and a half.
If it's Valentine's Day, I'mgoing to give you the regular,
because I don't.
You know what I'm saying.
You got a gift for something.
I'm going to give you theregular.
You already got the gift.
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You can't get the extra minutebecause that's you know what I'm
saying?
I'm older.
When I was younger, I was alittle bit more considered.
As I get older, I got tosurvive on Earth.
What if the 13 takes me out?
I really just be rambling onhere and I love it.
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I love that people listen to me.
I just be going.
I don't know, this is a fact,though.
7 to 12 minutes, I mean, jesusChrist, that's fantastic.
They say 7 to 13.
I say 7 as well, but let's,let's, let's continue.
Whoo.
Whoo Whoo.
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I like that, that little soundright there.
Whoo, I'm not often get asked.
People want to come and likesit down with me and talk to me
about marketing and using theirsocial media platform.
I get asked about that a lot.
I'm downtown Phoenix.
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If you hear a horn outside, youknow that's what that is
downtown.
If you hear a horn outside oryou know, watch out, mother, you
know, you know downtown's.
They're not, they're not to befucked with.
But I'm not going to be fuckingwith you.
I am gonna go downtown.
The big I got I don't know whatI said I got.
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I don't even gonna ring and sayI'm just like dude, this is so
I want to go.
I love it, I love it, I do.
I want to be in contact withhim, ask songs as well.
It's not great to do that whilethe Warriors are losing.
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But you know we're going to theWorld Series and people was
down here acting a fool.
You know they was like wavingcars, yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know how base people Idon't know, I've never been
around when baseball people winsome shit.
So I don't know how baseballpeople act when they win some
shit.
That's American Pie, you know,that's you know, I don't.
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I don't.
That's Babe Ruth, I don't thinkyou know.
That's some real American shit,like you know what I'm saying.
You know I'm saying some realAmerican shit, you know.
So I don't know how baseballpeople act.
More Bud lights and hot dogsbeing thrown at each other.
I don't know.
I don't know how they actbecause I don't watch baseball.
But Phantac, I'm a sports guy.
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If it's on ESPN and I see, youknow it's a whole, they got a
whole segment and they goingthrough the clips and the
highlights, I watch all shit.
I was good, that's.
I don't think I can't tell youa play.
I can't tell you what theyrunning, I can't tell what.
Where's the zone at?
The words are isolated.
(39:53):
So one on one.
You know I'm saying I don'tknow he threw the ball, so it's
like he threw the same speedevery time.
The picture threw the samespeed every time, but now it was
a curve, it was a change up tohim.
One hand, five hand.
I don't know baseball, but Idon't know what baseball people
do, but I heard him cheering andacting a fool last night.
So I guess it's just like everyother team that wins that we
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all get, while they get a littledrunk, to get active, to get
happy, you know, and there yougo.
But anyway, back to what I wassaying.
I get asked a lot about.
You know people talk.
You know people know me here asa guy that is fantastic with
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his social media, and I meanprimarily the Graham.
I'm a big fan of him, but Ilike to consider myself a
aficionado.
I brought you there.
I was going to buy a bag offish and, out of all platforms,
learning to talk a lot more.
But I'm learning.
Youtube, those are my two thatI'm learning.
But Twitter, facebook, Iunderstand very well and I could
(40:56):
do some things on it.
But Graham is where I focus alot of my time at, in trying to
market the things that I do, youknow.
So I get asked a lot hey, youknow, can we sit down and talk?
Can we have a meeting?
The problem with me is I'm nota people person, but I have a
(41:17):
people person gig that I do,right.
So, in order to continue to getthe cookies so I can go into
heaven, I have to try really,really, really, really, really,
really hard to be a peopleperson.
People person work every day Tobe OK with people.
It's very hard, but I work, sopeople ask me questions.
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I answer questions For a longtime.
People say, man, you shouldcharge for that.
That's, that's consultation.
That advice is very, very, verymoney worthy.
It's very of the duckies.
But I just be wanting to helpand I'm sure, as I said I loud
and I think it, it'll still beused against me in the heavens
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court of law, because I bethinking like I ought to do nice
stuff for people, like itdoesn't help when I pull up to
the gas station and the homelessperson or the person who wants
to still homeless, wants to wipethe clean my windshield.
It doesn't help when I do this,I make and then I give them the
money.
That's not like I was supposedto work or I have.
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I have a boiling insidereaction that even bleeds out to
my eyes and my face whenthey're asking for money and I
give them the money.
You know they just want themoney, you don't care.
But I'm sure they could telleasily that I have infuriated
this man to the max by askinghim for a dollar.
(42:51):
It's not supposed to be likethat.
You want a dollar, man?
I got a dollar, here you go.
You want two dollars?
I got two dollars?
Here you go.
It's supposed to be a littlebit more free flowing.
Ok, doesn't mess up your day,doesn't mess up your time,
doesn't mess up your minute.
You just get in the.
You know, but I do.
I'm pumping gas.
(43:11):
Pumping gas is never the mostfun thing.
It's not something that we'd belike.
You know what?
After this coffee, I'm excitedto go to the quick trip.
That's not what we do.
We go to get gas.
It's annoying as a part of thesystem, except for my boy,
davion, who has an electric car,who will let you know how much
he doesn't have to go to the gasstation at all None anymore, I
don't have to go and how much heenjoys the HOV.
(43:33):
Whatever right.
You know what man?
You are in a court of law.
That's what.
That's what they're going tosay to me upstairs.
Look, man, you are in a courtof law.
That's what they're going tosay to me upstairs.
That's why I got to figure out abetter way To To deal with
people.
But I'm working on it.
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But people ask me and I answerthe questions.
Is it for other reasons?
Yes, but I answer them.
So people always want to know,like, what can they do to
showcase what they're doing, orto help their business out, or
you know how to get morefollowers, be more of an
influence.
I have those answers.
(44:16):
Now.
There's probably a hundred andfifty more, not more than that.
A hundred and fifty more people.
More, not more than that.
A hundred and fifty more peoplethat are better than me, but
not much better.
They're not much better, butthey probably are better than me
, right?
Not much, probably a littlebetter, but I get hit up about
(44:37):
it.
So I like to talk to peoplewhile I tell them I had a call
yesterday and I'm supposed to.
I might end up interviewing her.
I think I am, but I'm going tomess this up and I apologize.
But she's into like healingpeople, like chakras and stuff,
(45:06):
and I want to say Rafiki, butthat's Lion King.
Rafiki, that's Lion King.
That's not the name of it.
That can't be the name of it.
I know there's a skit onYouTube that involves Lincoln
Osiris, played by Robert DowneyJr, where he is stuck in the
(45:31):
Lincoln Osiris character andit's just like some outtakes or
like their own little skit theydid before YouTube skips became
like massive and it's reallyfunny, even though I know that
y'all want to hang him for thatshit.
But I'm not going to let y'allhang Robert Downey for that,
y'all leave him alone.
But the skit is hilarious.
He talks about chakras and shit.
Anyway, I know it's not Rafiki.
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Rikiki, that's a ghetto woman'sname, but it's not Rafiki,
because that's Simba.
I said Simba, that's Simba andthat's Lion King, but I can't
think of the name of it, butit's dealing with chakras and
healing and quietness andmeditation and all that stuff
and all that nice human beinglining yourself up with spirits,
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and it's a thing that a lot ofpeople do and a lot of people go
to and get done.
I don't really know the ins andout of it, but she has a
business doing that and she's afriend of mine.
She asked me about it and sheasked me how could she increase,
you know, the visuals for whatshe does?
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And that's unique because youknow, first you got to ask
yourself is there a group insideof the Instagram space that
follow, watch and like for thattype of stuff?
(47:06):
And I think there's a.
You know there's a.
There's a fucking group forjust dirty toenails.
I feel like people look ateverything.
There is a market for it.
There's a space for it insideof Instagram where you can
market that.
So that's the first thing she'sgot to do.
I told her well, the first thingyou got to do is you want to
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try to find pages that you knowit would be successful.
You know, because considersuccessful Instagram pages and
you want to go through, you wantto make sure it's authentic.
You go look at the likes.
You go look at the people.
You know what to look for.
You know lopsided followers no,no, no profile with lopsided
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followers, no post.
All those things all indicatesome sort of fake follower, fake
bot situation going on.
But you could go through and youcan do your own research on a
page and you can find out ifit's authentic or not.
Once you find about three orfour of those pages, then you
(48:09):
know there's some type of marketfor it based off of.
You know how many likes they'regetting and you know the off
off.
You know it was authentic.
So you can go through the likes, go through the comments, you
can check once you find it is.
So then you kind of use thosepages as a guide.
This is what I'm telling youthe pages as a guide.
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Set yourself up to kind of seehow they're, how they got their
page set up aesthetically,pleasing you know what I'm
saying.
I mean it's nice, it's a good.
Would you like your page tolook like it looked like that?
Well, use as a guide and then,once you kind of get in your
(48:52):
groove, you can go ahead andforget about what they do you.
Just now.
You're in your own groove, butyou want to use them as a guide
and you also want to steal theirfollowers.
So I told her those pages thatyou find and that you like and
that they represent kind of whatyou do or what you do when they
post a new picture.
You I mean with pages like thatI told her you don't want to
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wait a week after a picture isposted or nothing like that.
You want to get in there assoon as they possibly as soon as
they post.
You want to get in there,especially if you feel like the
page is authentic.
You want to get in there andstart following about 50 to 100
people a day.
Does that have to be at onetime?
Just kind of spread it outthroughout the day.
(49:37):
Collect those followers now,because you want to collect an
audience that makes sense whenyou post.
You don't?
You know, like right now I havea lot of people in the city
that you know that follow mebecause I post memes and videos
and I post club stuff.
Now it's going to be hard forme when I want to switch over
and I want to start postingsports stuff or I want to start
posting, you know more moviestuff, which I want to do, you
(49:58):
know.
So I got to build an audiencefor that.
The Gram isn't going to say, ohman, look, he's posting movie
stuff.
I'm going to reward him.
Now, when you post what you'reknown for, the Gram is going to
reward you.
So that's the goal.
I mean, you got all types ofthings when it comes to posting.
They got all the shit, they gottimes and the best times and
(50:20):
all these things like that.
And those are all true becauseyou want to reach your audience
when they're on, when they'reonline, and you got your
insights for that and it notactually just like an exact
science, but you can use it, asyou know, a tool for when you
want to post, right.
So, um, loading up I sayloading up, you understand what
(50:47):
I'm saying, you feel me?
Loading up on your, on yourcompetition, is what you must do
.
Now, really, that's really theABC of it is using them as a
guide, snatching their followers, their likes, because you want
their most recent posts goingthere, those people who just
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like something they're active,they're on right now, they like
that stuff.
Go on there, follow them 50 to100 a day.
I have a method that I couldtalk about.
That'll help you be able tofind those people who haven't
followed you back, and ain't anapp it's not like that, it's
(51:27):
more hand-to-hand combat.
But you can get thatinformation, you can see that
list and then you can gounfollow those people back that
haven't followed you and thenyou you repeat that, you repeat
those steps for those pages thatyou found the simple
hand-to-hand combat.
But within two weeks yournumbers look different and
(51:50):
you'll start to see people whoreally really dig into what she
does or what you do.
They'll start to respond toyour post and the gram because I
don't like to call it thea-word because I just think
that's overused with the gramWe'll see the switch.
(52:11):
Now, the gram may be a slowprocess of truly understanding
that you're moving into adifferent spice.
You see a different spice, butyou've got to keep going.
You want to keep pushing andthat's what I was telling you
(52:32):
yesterday.
It was like you have to pullthat audience in.
It's hard when you're not doingthe mains like makeup or
fitness, or just your ass is outor you know, or memes or videos
.
It's hard when you have like aspecific niche, you have to
build for it and that's kind oflike the best way to do it.
(52:56):
Hand-to-hand combat is the bestway to do it.
Now I have some software andstuff that I've used over the
years and I still use Rort now.
I don't know why I have theexit just popping out of nowhere
.
That I still use right now.
But hand-to-hand combat is thebest way to go and you have to
find your audience.
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You have to find people whohave already broken through,
especially when you have, whenyou know you don't have none of
the mains, food and stuff likethat.
You have to find your audience.
You have to use them as guidesbecause their formula is working
.
You just want to get okay, thisis what they did they posted.
This is how they did thecaption.
Okay, cool, you've been doingthat.
Then you get into a groove.
Once you in a groove, then youcan start flipping things how
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you want.
And once you in a groove, youflip things how you want.
You're building your audiencewith it.
Now you are off and running.
Now your business is moving alittle bit towards the right
direction.
Where you want to go with theduckets to go.
You want the duckets to go up.
You want the.
You want the duckies to flywith you.
As the page grows, you want theduckies to grow.
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Now again, I messed that up.
It's not Rafiki Rikiki, that isnot it.
Rikiki is a female that smokesblack and miles in the hood.
That is Rikiki's not it.
Rafiki is Lion King I cannotthink of that shit.
But it deals with chakras and aline in the spirits.
(54:25):
It's so bad.
If you know what it is, you'remore than welcome to email me or
tweet me.
I can't remember what it was,but those are some small tips
that you could do.
They're actually gigantic tipsthat if you are sitting up there
watching a show and you justchilling and you want to build
(54:45):
for your business or whateveryou're doing, that's a fantastic
way to get into it.
Now you do.
I wouldn't recommend I honestlywouldn't recommend going over
50, maybe 60 followers a day,just because you don't want to
risk being blocked or anythinglike that.
But they have limits, which Ithink is like 150 a day.
But 50, 60 allows me not foryou to come complain to me.
(55:08):
50, 60 is what I recommend.
If you go over that, anythinghappens, that's on you.
You can't come back to me.
I'm lawyered up.
All right, you come after me.
I'm lawyered up, all right.
All right, you come after meand you'll be hearing from my
(55:30):
little.
Touch me and I'll sue.
Wait, how much time I got.
Where am I at right now?
Where am I at what's the time?
Oh, 55 minutes.
Oh boy, I was in a.
Oh boy, I was in a.
I was in a soldier day.
I am Thaddeus Shea.
This is Seasonable Cloud.
(55:55):
You can find me on Instagram atThaddeusshade.
I switched it back to my oldname just because it just feels
better Thaddeusshade.
You can find me on Twitter.
You can hit me on TwitterThaddeus Shade.
I'm on the Tiki Talk.
I'll be doing some Golden StateWarrior stuff here in a second
(56:16):
on the Tiki Talk, and then, ooh,the YouTube is up.
I'm putting the podcast on theYouTubes too.
I'm still working on video.
I'm working on it.
I got it.
I got it all.
I just need a couple of morethings.
I'm working on it, though.
I'm gonna be twitching too.
I'm gonna be playing the gamewith my boy.
We be playing Call of Duty.
We be murking them.
(56:36):
We be murking them.
We be cussing and dodging andducking.
We be murking them.
That's what we do Three to one.
One, two, three.
Love y'all for listening.
Make sure you go look out Imean make sure you go check out
previous episodes.
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Smooth Jazz, yeah, smooth Jazz.
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Let me hear you say, ah,summertime, ok, so NBA season
kicked off last night.
This would be a great episodebecause when NBA season is back,
I am a better person, I'm afunctioning person and even
(00:47):
though the NBA season thenkicked off too well for me last
night because I am a Dubbs fan,I am a Warriors fan, I am a
Steffi fan, a massive Steffi fan.
I am a trigger clay fan.
I am a Dreymond Green fan Awhimsically devious Dreymond
(01:08):
Green fan whimsically deviousDreymond Green fan I am.
And the NBA season kicked offlast night.
2023-2024 first game nuggetsLakers not mad at it, not mad at
it.
I'll tell you why I'm a littlemad about it.
(01:29):
Because I got Anthony Davis onmy fantasy team.
I got him on my fantasy teamand kicked off that first half
really good.
I mean just fantastic.
You know I'm playing my guy,sinbad in fantasy and I'm like
I'm a D Looking fantastic.
(01:51):
That was my first.
That was no, no, I pickedBooker first.
I picked Booker first becauseBook is Book.
Now I picked 80 second.
That was my second, my secondpick in the draft, and he looked
good.
He looked good last night Atfirst half.
Star studded, that guy was astar.
(02:12):
He had 17 points.
But guess what?
He kicked off 17 points in thefirst half, second half and
nobody had 17 points, 17 points.
If you know sports, you knowthe NBA, then you know the man
(02:35):
scores zero in the second half.
You're Anthony Davis, you're AD.
I mean sure God passes gas.
Good gust of wind comes,anthony Davis, fall, he's done
for the season.
Yes, we know he's brittle, butdamn it, you're Anthony Davis.
(02:58):
Zero points in the second halfhurts me.
Hurts me because you're on myfantasy team.
You'll be fine.
I believe in AD.
He'll be absolutely fine.
Option A on the Lakers, he'soption A, he'll be fine.
So the Nuckas put out that winlast night.
(03:20):
Jamal Murray looked good, theJoker, the Joker looked good.
I mean he was good first half,just like AD, kind of stalled
out a little bit.
Then he found his groove in thefourth.
But the Joker, I mean, can'tjump over a pencil.
But boy, that's a good oldfashioned 80s, 90s Center with,
(03:43):
with, with, fantastic footwork.
Now I know y'all gonna laugh atme when I say this if you're a
big basketball head, but he'sgot a Kimmel Lodge one footwork
you ain't got to.
You know I'm saying I mean thejump shot.
The jump shot he got is butter,even though it's to tap a wing
on a bird when he shoots it butit's a fantastic jump shot.
The man's got footwork.
(04:04):
Had Anthony Davis who's afantastic defender going left,
going right, jumping around allover the place.
He's a fantastic defender, buthe had Anthony Davis all over
the place, but nuggets win.
That was last year's NBA finalsmatchup.
Nuggets pulled it out.
(04:26):
Pulled it out.
The Bronle good.
The Bronle good To be, to bethe age of somebody's frustrated
uncle.
He looks good.
He looked good.
He played solid last night.
You know what I'm saying youplay real good.
Before I get all the way in it,I forgot to tell you man, it's
(04:49):
Halloween weekend, halloweenweekend and anytime that is
Halloween weekend.
Down here in AZ, primarilyScottsdale, didn't that mean the
costumes are popping out?
We really love Halloween downhere.
That means the costumes isgoing to be wild.
(05:09):
It's wild, you remember.
I think there's late 90s, 2000.
You can get on cable Scroll,get to the section Notice
section.
You can get to that part of thecable channels where things
(05:31):
were a little fuzzy, but there'sa nipple.
There's a nipple.
You got to squint, you got tobe quick because you can miss it
, but there's a nipple.
That's kind of like howHalloween is down here in
Scottsdale.
(05:52):
What they didn't turn FreddyCougar into a sex, sex costume.
Freddy, the one known fortorching you in your dreams, now
can be the woman of your dreams, or your sex dreams at that.
(06:13):
I guess you know what I'msaying.
A power ranger who was knownfor defending Angel Grove now
can defend your bedroom becausethe costume has turned sexy,
sexified, sexified mummies,sexified Dracula's Dracula.
(06:36):
But that's what Scott stillturns into when it's Halloween
time and as a guy, you're notgoing to be mad at it, you're
not frustrated about it, you'renot old.
Darn it, damn it.
I was looking forward tofantastic makeup work.
I don't want to see boobs andbreasts and booties, cheeks.
(06:59):
No, you're okay with it.
It's going to be a good time.
But you know why I'm at thisweekend and 11, 11 nightclub.
And let me see, thursday islyrics and lingerie, because R&B
night and we're we're attachingourselves to the sexy.
(07:21):
So Thursday night is lyrics andlingerie.
That's tomorrow.
If you listen to it today,that's tomorrow because I'll be
dropping it as soon as I getdone with the episode.
That's tomorrow.
Lyrics and lingerie, that's R&Bnight.
And then Friday we have rapperBia.
There's a whole lot of money inthis motherfucker.
There's a whole lot of money inthis month.
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That's what I do when I bebuying my coffee, because it
always cost me like 10 bucks.
There's a whole lot of money inthis motherfucker Soon as I put
out the car.
There's a whole lot of money.
You know what I'm saying?
Because the shit's expensive.
The coffee is expensive, evenwhen I make it at home.
I buy the espresso pods.
The shit's expensive.
There's a whole lot of money inthis month.
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But Bia will be taking overFriday night.
The original name for theFriday night event was 11 Shades
of Scottsdale, but then we gotBia and Bia's just going to come
through and turn it up.
It's going to be crazy.
It's going to be exciting.
Friday night Again, if youlisten to this today, tomorrow
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is lyrics and lingerie andFriday is rapper Bia.
Saturday is just a flat outcostume night.
We're doing costumes allThursday to Saturday, but
Saturday night is costume night.
It's a haunting at 11.
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11.
Woo man, woo man.
So just the costumes I alwaysenjoy.
I've been in the club now a longtime when it's Halloween down
here and even though I wassaying that it's a very sexy
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Halloween, it continues to begetting more sexy and sexy.
You have a fear of you got yourdaughter.
She's like 11.
She wants to be a ballerina,but then she sees the female
artist that she loved and theballerina outfit she's wearing
is something different.
That's something that you payto go to the strip cup, throw
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some money at.
She want to wear that.
You're like oh my God, this isnot my life.
This is not where this is going.
You can't drive down thatstreet.
I don't ever want you to godown that street.
Don't ever go down that street.
Don't look at that costume.
You're not wearing that costume.
Now.
You're going to wear a sheetfor Halloween.
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But I have to say there are somereally, really good costumes.
Every year, every year, we takeit serious down here.
I'm sure it's not like Salem Idon't know what Salem's at.
I'm sure they're serious andthey got black painted, with
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their eyes with blood, realblood on their forehead, but
it's not like that.
It's more fun.
And detailed costumes for fun,not like up there are you know.
You know it's not crazy likethat.
You know you got the real pigsblood on your kneecaps.
It's not like that, it's morefun.
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But that's what we got going onat 11, 11 this weekend.
And it should be fun.
You know what I'm saying itshould be fun.
Last week, in my last week'sepisode, I kind of talked about
not being able to sleep.
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Did I try anything new?
No, I didn't.
I didn't try anything new, butI'm working on it.
I'm going to give me some tartcherry juice tonight.
I tried it before.
I'm going to try it again andsee what happens.
People like tart cherry juice.
Yeah, it's got some stuff inthere, some vitamins, some like
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some melatonin type stuff andthat's supposed to help you
sleep.
And Arnold Arnold also saidit's.
You know, it's a good drink,something to drink, help you
recover with the muscles andstuff.
You know, if ArnoldSchwarzenegger is telling you
that and he looks like a musclebound Santa Claus right now
because you see him, he's gotthe white beard.
Now, that's, that's my guy,that's Arnold.
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He's got the white beard andhe's old, fucking with me.
I told my boy last night I hadfound out that it was more Lopez
birthday.
More Lopez is 50.
That's AC Slater.
It's 50 years old.
Now, I'm not saying he's goingto hear this, but if he hears it
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and hears how I said 50 yearsold, he got the right to square
up with me because I made itsound like he's 79.
But damn, that's my guy AC, 50.
And he can't.
I'm not 50.
Ac Slater the AC Slater next toZach Morris, kelly Kopowski,
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lisa Turtle, samuel Powers,jessica Spano I know all the
names because I watch the show.
I love the show.
He's 50 years old.
My mind's blown.
I cannot.
I am old.
I am old.
I am old.
That's what it is.
But I will be working on doingsome things with sleep.
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Now back to the NBA, because theNBA was on last night.
Listen again.
Fantastic time because the NBAis back.
I love it.
But the NBA season kicking offfor me last night didn't end
well.
It didn't end well.
You know why it didn't end well.
Would you like to know why?
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People Golden State it's myguys, it's my guys.
They played the Phoenix Sunslast night.
The newly retooled Phoenix SunsFantastic.
Kevin Durant, devin Booker,bradley Beale I can't say his
name Nurchick, nurchiff, it'sNurchiff, nurchick, it's one of
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them.
He's a seven foot center, goodcenter, great pickup, fantastic.
Those four guys are legit.
Dubstook a L last night.
Not happy about it.
You know how I feel aboutSteffi Curry.
You know how I feel about him.
You know I got 55 shoes.
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You know I got all the jerseys.
You know I got shirts made.
You know I got Funko Pops.
You know how I feel aboutSteffi Pulling up from 40 feet
for no reason, busting your ass.
You know how I feel about SteffCurry the shit's insane, right.
You know how I feel aboutTrigger Clay no hezzy, no hezzy,
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clay, trigger Clay.
Whimsically devious DraymondGreen.
You know how I feel about him.
Took a L.
Took a L last night.
It's tough man.
It's tough cause I put money onhim.
Yeah, you didn't know what wasgoing here, did you?
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I put money on him, and that'spart of the fun.
Now I haven't won one timeduring the NFL season.
I don't consider myself an NFLfish or not.
You know, I consider myself aguy, sports guy who loves the
NFL.
But am I aficionado?
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No, nba aficionado.
You don't know what aficionadois.
I said I don't know what anItalian, but you know what
aficionado is.
Hit the dictionary, google it.
There's a picture of mepointing to the NBA logo
Aficionado.
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I know the NBA Backscreensdownpicks.
You know what I'm saying.
I sayING a thing with a boatOne, three, one, two, three zone
Backside hell, weakside, hell.
You know what I'm saying.
I knew the game, I love thegame, so I put the money up.
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I put the money up, not in Gohammer time last night, like I
plan on doing for the rest ofthe season.
It's a good chance that thenext time I do a podcast I'll be
homeless because your boy isgoing to put big Brad up this
this season.
We talking monster dockets, not20 to 40 dollars.
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I'll be stretching out,flipping it, cutting it in half,
stepping on it, making it work,making it stretch, not like
that.
Two hundred three hundred fourhundred dollars for me.
That's this big time betting.
The next time you could hear meI could be homeless because I'm
big time betting.
That.
It's eight games a night.
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I'm putting the duckies up.
What's going to happen?
I'm going to win.
I lost last night because I geta little happy about Golden
State and then Anthony Davisdisappeared on me last night in
the second half.
I don't expect him to continueto do that because I have him on
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my fantasy, but I'm putting bigmoney up.
I lost last night.
Clay Thompson trigger Claydisappeared on me a little bit,
but that's OK.
But I'm putting big money up.
I don't fuck around.
Now you know, I'm going to startgetting into the I don't really
do over.
I mean not over.
I'm sorry, I don't do moneylines, but I am going to start
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getting into the money lines ofthe team that's going to win.
I'm getting in all that, butI'm over under guy.
I'm over Because I feel like Iknow the game of basketball.
But that is the trick.
That's the mood that smokes youout.
That's the move you pull outthe six shooter, put it close to
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your temple and it smokes youout.
You think you know the sport,so you think you know the player
, so you think you know what'sgoing to happen.
So you put the duckies up.
You put the duckies up.
This is still human effort.
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And if you look up In 80, 80,80, 80, 80, give you zero points
in the second half.
What am I supposed to do withthat?
You know, I had an under onAaron Gordon on the nuggets last
night.
He gave him 15.
Maybe it was, I think it was 17, 15, 17 points.
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I had him getting under 14.5and it was there all the way,
until the blonde decided totreat him Like he had never seen
a basketball before and not puthis hand up.
He hit a three and he hit aback door, cut for a dunk to put
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him over 14.5.
I mean, what the fuck, bro?
You know what I'm saying?
But I didn't put the bigduckies up last night.
I put them up.
I put them up tonight, starttonight, and we're going to work
towards being homes.
That's the goal Now.
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I'm going home with trophiesevery night.
I'm going with the play.
Be bro.
My boy check it.
My guy hold them.
Who's DJ out here?
My guy hold them.
Monday night football who givesa fuck?
Right the game I forgot I waslike Vikings.
And who gives a fuck?
He won seven grand.
Seven G's.
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I know somebody who took a $2game and won seven G's.
What I mean by that?
The game nobody really caredabout.
Right, there's this Mondaynight football.
It's a $2 game.
He put $10 down.
One seven grand.
Who does that?
No way, what Seven G's?
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As he was saying that he won, Iwas slowly putting my ski mask
on because I wanted to visit him.
I was like, oh shit, you wonseven grand.
And I started my face.
I was muffling a little bitwhile I was putting the ski mask
on.
You want some grunker and Iwill.
You live at, bro.
You know what I'm saying,because I was going to run up on
him.
Man, you come right out of acomic book.
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Seven grad masks coming on myface.
I'm looking for the.
You know.
You know what I'm saying,Because he just won seven grand,
putting up $10 on a $2 game.
Incredible, and that's whatbetting to do to you?
You never know.
I think it's a better lotteryticket.
You know what I'm saying.
You're not going in 90 million,100 million billion dollars.
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It's a fantastic.
It's a fantastic scratcher.
It's fantastic Cause you knowthe sport.
You know the sport, you love thesport or fuck it.
You just next to somebody andyou like I mean you know what,
I'm put five dollars on whateveryou putting down and you put
the five dollars down.
You won 150 bucks.
150 dollars get you a piece ofgood ass.
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Man down on a certain part oftown.
That's some nice ass for 150dollars.
I'm not saying I know it was ina Reddit post, I'm just saying
that's what the Reddit post says150 dollars get you a nice
piece of ass.
Man, you know what I'm saying.
I'm not.
Don't spend your money onsketchy spots at 150 dollars
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worth of ass.
Go ahead and get you some food,some target stuff.
But that's what I heard.
That's why I read in the Redditpost it was 150 dollars get you
some nice ass.
But you could win 150 dollarsfor a whole post cause you was
next to your partner.
Your partner was like man, goahead and just put five dollars.
He said I'm gonna put fivedollars down with you, bro, and
you won 150 dollars.
Man, it's possible.
It's possible.
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Gotta know the game.
But that's how they get you.
You think you know the game.
You, looking at the averages,you look anywhere.
Let me stop, man, cause I'mputting the money down.
I'm putting the money down.
I was watching, I was listeningto Chris Delilah and he has a
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podcast.
I don't like his podcast causehe's funny.
I can send him myself or sendmy funny guy and he had a
podcast and he was talking aboutsex and cause I said switch.
That's why I do, Let me justswitch.
This is what I do Three to one,one, two three.
What the heck is bothering me.
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Well, he was talking about sex,you know, and he was talking
about the time.
He was talking about the time.
How long too long, long toolong, long too long, too long,
too long, too long, long enough,not too long, way too long, too
short, you know, seven to 12minutes, seven to 12.
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What time you going to work?
Seven to 12.
Then my hours this week sevento 12.
Seven to 12 minutes.
So you got seven minutes.
12 minutes, that's what's inthe tank.
That's a respectable.
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That's respectable.
12 minutes is an NBA quarter.
Maybe you got three, four TVtimeouts in there.
We ain't including the TVtimeouts, but 12 good minutes.
Hmm, that's a stat worthtalking about after the
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performance.
Seven minutes, you know youbacked up train and you need to
let that go, so it was probablyout of there really fast, but 12
minutes of respectable.
Now, you could be younger andyou could.
You know I was younger, youknow.
I was always felt a veryincredibly hulkish about the
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activity and I would still, youknow, you know, you know and you
know, and I felt good about it.
But guess where it landed?
At 12 minutes, because that'smy magic time, 3045 an hour.
I feel bad for her.
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You know why I got a sweatproblem.
There's a sweat problem to goalong with that much pumping and
in your in that time frame,you're required to be creative.
That's a lot of moving and Icarry sweat all over the place.
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It's a lot of moving.
So then you got differentstains of sweat out 3045 an hour
.
Have I accomplished it?
Yes, did Jesus walk on water?
He did have accomplished thatamount of time.
But you feel me?
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Imagine NBA Finals Lakers.
I'll use the net.
Even though they swept, I was,yeah, it was the net.
Fourth quarter, three minutesleft in the game, tight game.
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Shaquille knew how to step tothe line.
Fourth quarter, three minutesleft in the game Shaquille knew
at the free throw line.
You know, sweat was drippingoff shack at that time.
That's me.
At the eight minute mark, I'malready feeling bad because it's
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hurricane, hurricane, but youcan call me, but that's what I'm
saying.
You know, I'm on top and I'mmaking it hot, but then you got
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the drip drop.
That don't stop.
Man, you come right out of acomic book.
Everybody got their own groove.
But 30 minutes, 45 minutes,hour special, or the Couch,
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isn't that great.
You know I'm saying 30 minutes,45 minutes of just.
You know, saying it's a lot ofcreativity, it's arts and crafts
.
You know I'm saying it's BobRoss, it's Martha Stewart's.
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Lot of it's not arts and crafts.
A lot of creativity is a lot ofmoving around, you know.
You know new positions,positions, positions.
I got three that I go to.
That I feel like a winners.
I'm not going to tell you whatthey are because they're my
secret weapons, but I got threethat I go to.
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That makes me, that makes mecomfortable, where I can sweat
in peace and it doesn't get intoour eye, where you know it
burns.
You know you can sweat and burn, assault and some other shit.
You're getting your eye and youburn.
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You know I'm in LA playing balland then you know I'm saying
you sweating, getting the sweaton and getting your eye burn and
you know you tough it outbecause you playing with the
fellas and you know, sam, butthat's a legit burn.
That ain't nothing to be fuckedwith.
There's soap Sweat.
We don't know who wins.
We don't know who wins when itcomes to the eye burn.
Does the soap get you or doesthe sweat get you?
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Some people may go with thesoap.
I like to think the sweat isworse, because soap you trying
to be clean, you know the sweatis the best.
I mean, you know the sweat, wedon't know.
You know you some salt in thathole, but you don't know what
else is in the sweat.
I need to look up what else isin the sweat.
We're gonna find out.
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Let's look up.
Let's look up the time.
Let's look up how much.
Yeah, I didn't have this, Ijust decided to think about this
right now.
Let's look up how much time,see, let's see Of time Should
you have sex?
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Smaggin it.
See, get out of here.
I did not look this up, Ididn't look it up.
I promise you, when goats knowshit, they know shit.
I don't know if that's got theSLAM sheep, whatever, but goat
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when goats, when you go, youknow shit.
So how long should vaginal sexactually last?
The sex therapist surveyed saythat anywhere from seven to 13
minutes is desirable.
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I didn't know this, but whenyou a goat, you know this, you
know this type of stuff, youknow it's interesting.
I'm just seeing that you canfinally want to find a song,
just hum a part of it in Google.
I didn't know that it's right,cause I was doing I type it in.
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I seen this.
I'm like that's pretty cool.
I've always wanted this, cause.
You know, you know a song butyou can't think of the word.
I want to be able to hum it.
And here it is.
How long has this been here?
Nobody told me about the hum app.
It's on Google.
It's not even an app you couldjust.
It's just right here under thethe nasty stuff that I searched,
and it's just right here.
And it's kind of sweet to beunder the nasty stuff.
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Because what if you want tolisten to bum and grind?
I know you can listen to RKelly, but you can listen to R
Kelly If you just can't tellpeople you listen to R Kelly, I
don't listen to R Kelly.
I listen to R Kelly.
I don't listen to R Kelly.
I listen to R Kelly, I don'tlisten to R Kelly, like that.
You know what I'm saying.
Y'all, shame on y'all.
I listen to them sometimes,though, but you could just hum
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it.
Let me see this, let me see if Ican, let me try, let me see,
let's see if it.
Oh man, I got a download.
This, let's see.
Wow, wack, let's see, I put myApple ID.
Listen, you ever try to putyour Apple ID is?
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It had to download the app andit was like verification
required.
And you ever try to put yourApple ID and it just never seems
to work the first time, thefirst time around, step by step.
Rest in peace, suzanne summers.
It never works.
You always have to put it inthe second time or third time.
You're like bro, I know I'mtyping this password in.
This is the password.
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It never works but, I, alsodidn't know that they had the
home thing when you could justhum and then that was that's the
move.
I did not know that at all.
That's pretty cool.
But yeah, seven and 13 minutes,seven and 13 minutes.
And I'm also not a music person.
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I'm not putting my hard work inthe music in the background.
I don't know what that's abouteither and I'm one of the
weirdos.
You know I could have homeimprovement on in the background
.
You know, burn, burn, burn,burn, burn, burn, burn.
You know I could put that inthe background and I could do
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the hump to hump.
I don't know what that's about.
There's some serious issues inthere.
But, like a lot of people liketo get to music.
You know what I'm saying.
You got class.
You probably got a little ChrisBrown or Marvin Gaye or
something like that going on.
You know I'm not a big.
I'm not a big music person.
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I like that.
If the windows open, I like tohear somebody get shot and
stabbed in the street while I'mputting in the seven to 12.
While I'm putting in the sevento 12, somebody's outside
getting shot and stabbed.
That's my soundtrack.
That's what I'm digging into.
Man, you come right out of acomic book.
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This is why I was screaming help.
I'm like, yeah, she needhelping here too, man you come
right out of a comic book.
But that's R at 096.
Everybody has their own thing.
If you're truly classy, youprobably got a little Kenny G in
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the background.
Kenny G in the background, Iactually probably could get to
that.
My problem is, if I enjoy thesong, I'll start to sing the
song in my head.
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And if I start to sing the songin my head then I forget what
I'm doing, because I love musica lot.
I love music.
Music is my shit.
It's therapy.
But what if I'm putting in theseven to 12?
You know what I'm saying.
I get to six, I get so and Istart seeing SWB, weak in the
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knees, in my head.
Now I can't get to the sevenminute, where I'm at my best,
because now I'm seeing SWV.
It's in my shit now.
That's why I can't do the musicNow when I'm watching the show.
It's happened before, no lie.
It's happened.
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Where a situation was happeningand I got a good, I get
chuckled was modern families inthe background, and I shouldn't
have modern family on becauseI'm a big modern family fan.
It more than likely was either.
Cameron Mitchell was a thinggoing on.
He says something and I laughed.
How do you get out of beingserviced?
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You laughed, fucking modernfamilies in the background.
Two gay guys just made me laugh.
While I'm getting serviced bythe woman, I have shows on in
the background.
I have shows on in thebackground.
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Modern family is my shit.
I should never put that on.
Cameraman Mitchell are my guys.
I should never put that on.
They're hilarious.
I should never put somethinglike that on.
But everybody has their thing.
Music is mostly a thing.
I've just never been that guywhere I'm just like yeah.
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You got it on shuffle.
What if you got it on shuffle?
Hell Mary from Poc comes on.
You know what I'm saying.
Hell Mary from Poc?
Why?
At sexy time?
Yeah, that's a risk I'm notwilling to take Because I'm down
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to get violent in thatsituation.
Hell Mary isn't a nice song.
That isn't some shit that theyplaying in a Boston church.
That's some gangster shit andit can get strange.
Man, 7 to 13 minutes is what theprofessional say.
I'm not really a professional,but I'm just saying that's what
it said.
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On Google I found out that youcould just hum the music.
Right above that was thetherapist saying that is 7 to 12
.
7 to 13.
I put in 7 to 12.
They saying 7 to 13.
You ain't getting the extraminute unless it's a holiday.
If I'm in a good mood it'sthree days before Christmas I
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give you 13 minutes.
I ain't going to give you 12.
If it's New Year's Eve, giveyou 12 and a half.
If it's Valentine's Day, I'mgoing to give you the regular,
because I don't.
You know what I'm saying.
You got a gift for something.
I'm going to give you theregular.
You already got the gift.
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You can't get the extra minutebecause that's you know what I'm
saying?
I'm older.
When I was younger, I was alittle bit more considered.
As I get older, I got tosurvive on Earth.
What if the 13 takes me out?
I really just be rambling onhere and I love it.
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I love that people listen to me.
I just be going.
I don't know, this is a fact,though.
7 to 12 minutes, I mean, jesusChrist, that's fantastic.
They say 7 to 13.
I say 7 as well, but let's,let's, let's continue.
Whoo.
Whoo Whoo.
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I like that, that little soundright there.
Whoo, I'm not often get asked.
People want to come and likesit down with me and talk to me
about marketing and using theirsocial media platform.
I get asked about that a lot.
I'm downtown Phoenix.
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If you hear a horn outside, youknow that's what that is
downtown.
If you hear a horn outside oryou know, watch out, mother, you
know, you know downtown's.
They're not, they're not to befucked with.
But I'm not going to be fuckingwith you.
I am gonna go downtown.
The big I got I don't know whatI said I got.
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I don't even gonna ring and sayI'm just like dude, this is so
I want to go.
I love it, I love it, I do.
I want to be in contact withhim, ask songs as well.
It's not great to do that whilethe Warriors are losing.
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But you know we're going to theWorld Series and people was
down here acting a fool.
You know they was like wavingcars, yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know how base people Idon't know, I've never been
around when baseball people winsome shit.
So I don't know how baseballpeople act when they win some
shit.
That's American Pie, you know,that's you know, I don't.
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I don't.
That's Babe Ruth, I don't thinkyou know.
That's some real American shit,like you know what I'm saying.
You know I'm saying some realAmerican shit, you know.
So I don't know how baseballpeople act.
More Bud lights and hot dogsbeing thrown at each other.
I don't know.
I don't know how they actbecause I don't watch baseball.
But Phantac, I'm a sports guy.
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If it's on ESPN and I see, youknow it's a whole, they got a
whole segment and they goingthrough the clips and the
highlights, I watch all shit.
I was good, that's.
I don't think I can't tell youa play.
I can't tell you what theyrunning, I can't tell what.
Where's the zone at?
The words are isolated.
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So one on one.
You know I'm saying I don'tknow he threw the ball, so it's
like he threw the same speedevery time.
The picture threw the samespeed every time, but now it was
a curve, it was a change up tohim.
One hand, five hand.
I don't know baseball, but Idon't know what baseball people
do, but I heard him cheering andacting a fool last night.
So I guess it's just like everyother team that wins that we
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all get, while they get a littledrunk, to get active, to get
happy, you know, and there yougo.
But anyway, back to what I wassaying.
I get asked a lot about.
You know people talk.
You know people know me here asa guy that is fantastic with
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his social media, and I meanprimarily the Graham.
I'm a big fan of him, but Ilike to consider myself a
aficionado.
I brought you there.
I was going to buy a bag offish and, out of all platforms,
learning to talk a lot more.
But I'm learning.
Youtube, those are my two thatI'm learning.
But Twitter, facebook, Iunderstand very well and I could
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do some things on it.
But Graham is where I focus alot of my time at, in trying to
market the things that I do, youknow.
So I get asked a lot hey, youknow, can we sit down and talk?
Can we have a meeting?
The problem with me is I'm nota people person, but I have a
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people person gig that I do,right.
So, in order to continue to getthe cookies so I can go into
heaven, I have to try really,really, really, really, really,
really hard to be a peopleperson.
People person work every day Tobe OK with people.
It's very hard, but I work, sopeople ask me questions.
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I answer questions For a longtime.
People say, man, you shouldcharge for that.
That's, that's consultation.
That advice is very, very, verymoney worthy.
It's very of the duckies.
But I just be wanting to helpand I'm sure, as I said I loud
and I think it, it'll still beused against me in the heavens
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court of law, because I bethinking like I ought to do nice
stuff for people, like itdoesn't help when I pull up to
the gas station and the homelessperson or the person who wants
to still homeless, wants to wipethe clean my windshield.
It doesn't help when I do this,I make and then I give them the
money.
That's not like I was supposedto work or I have.
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I have a boiling insidereaction that even bleeds out to
my eyes and my face whenthey're asking for money and I
give them the money.
You know they just want themoney, you don't care.
But I'm sure they could telleasily that I have infuriated
this man to the max by askinghim for a dollar.
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It's not supposed to be likethat.
You want a dollar, man?
I got a dollar, here you go.
You want two dollars?
I got two dollars?
Here you go.
It's supposed to be a littlebit more free flowing.
Ok, doesn't mess up your day,doesn't mess up your time,
doesn't mess up your minute.
You just get in the.
You know, but I do.
I'm pumping gas.
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Pumping gas is never the mostfun thing.
It's not something that we'd belike.
You know what?
After this coffee, I'm excitedto go to the quick trip.
That's not what we do.
We go to get gas.
It's annoying as a part of thesystem, except for my boy,
davion, who has an electric car,who will let you know how much
he doesn't have to go to the gasstation at all None anymore, I
don't have to go and how much heenjoys the HOV.
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Whatever right.
You know what man?
You are in a court of law.
That's what.
That's what they're going tosay to me upstairs.
Look, man, you are in a courtof law.
That's what they're going tosay to me upstairs.
That's why I got to figure out abetter way To To deal with
people.
But I'm working on it.
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But people ask me and I answerthe questions.
Is it for other reasons?
Yes, but I answer them.
So people always want to know,like, what can they do to
showcase what they're doing, orto help their business out, or
you know how to get morefollowers, be more of an
influence.
I have those answers.
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Now.
There's probably a hundred andfifty more, not more than that.
A hundred and fifty more people.
More, not more than that.
A hundred and fifty more peoplethat are better than me, but
not much better.
They're not much better, butthey probably are better than me
, right?
Not much, probably a littlebetter, but I get hit up about
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it.
So I like to talk to peoplewhile I tell them I had a call
yesterday and I'm supposed to.
I might end up interviewing her.
I think I am, but I'm going tomess this up and I apologize.
But she's into like healingpeople, like chakras and stuff,
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and I want to say Rafiki, butthat's Lion King.
Rafiki, that's Lion King.
That's not the name of it.
That can't be the name of it.
I know there's a skit onYouTube that involves Lincoln
Osiris, played by Robert DowneyJr, where he is stuck in the
(45:31):
Lincoln Osiris character andit's just like some outtakes or
like their own little skit theydid before YouTube skips became
like massive and it's reallyfunny, even though I know that
y'all want to hang him for thatshit.
But I'm not going to let y'allhang Robert Downey for that,
y'all leave him alone.
But the skit is hilarious.
He talks about chakras and shit.
Anyway, I know it's not Rafiki.
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Rikiki, that's a ghetto woman'sname, but it's not Rafiki,
because that's Simba.
I said Simba, that's Simba andthat's Lion King, but I can't
think of the name of it, butit's dealing with chakras and
healing and quietness andmeditation and all that stuff
and all that nice human beinglining yourself up with spirits,
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and it's a thing that a lot ofpeople do and a lot of people go
to and get done.
I don't really know the ins andout of it, but she has a
business doing that and she's afriend of mine.
She asked me about it and sheasked me how could she increase,
you know, the visuals for whatshe does?
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And that's unique because youknow, first you got to ask
yourself is there a group insideof the Instagram space that
follow, watch and like for thattype of stuff?
(47:06):
And I think there's a.
You know there's a.
There's a fucking group forjust dirty toenails.
I feel like people look ateverything.
There is a market for it.
There's a space for it insideof Instagram where you can
market that.
So that's the first thing she'sgot to do.
I told her well, the first thingyou got to do is you want to
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try to find pages that you knowit would be successful.
You know, because considersuccessful Instagram pages and
you want to go through, you wantto make sure it's authentic.
You go look at the likes.
You go look at the people.
You know what to look for.
You know lopsided followers no,no, no profile with lopsided
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followers, no post.
All those things all indicatesome sort of fake follower, fake
bot situation going on.
But you could go through and youcan do your own research on a
page and you can find out ifit's authentic or not.
Once you find about three orfour of those pages, then you
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know there's some type of marketfor it based off of.
You know how many likes they'regetting and you know the off
off.
You know it was authentic.
So you can go through the likes, go through the comments, you
can check once you find it is.
So then you kind of use thosepages as a guide.
This is what I'm telling youthe pages as a guide.
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Set yourself up to kind of seehow they're, how they got their
page set up aesthetically,pleasing you know what I'm
saying.
I mean it's nice, it's a good.
Would you like your page tolook like it looked like that?
Well, use as a guide and then,once you kind of get in your
(48:52):
groove, you can go ahead andforget about what they do you.
Just now.
You're in your own groove, butyou want to use them as a guide
and you also want to steal theirfollowers.
So I told her those pages thatyou find and that you like and
that they represent kind of whatyou do or what you do when they
post a new picture.
You I mean with pages like thatI told her you don't want to
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wait a week after a picture isposted or nothing like that.
You want to get in there assoon as they possibly as soon as
they post.
You want to get in there,especially if you feel like the
page is authentic.
You want to get in there andstart following about 50 to 100
people a day.
Does that have to be at onetime?
Just kind of spread it outthroughout the day.
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Collect those followers now,because you want to collect an
audience that makes sense whenyou post.
You don't?
You know, like right now I havea lot of people in the city
that you know that follow mebecause I post memes and videos
and I post club stuff.
Now it's going to be hard forme when I want to switch over
and I want to start postingsports stuff or I want to start
posting, you know more moviestuff, which I want to do, you
(49:58):
know.
So I got to build an audiencefor that.
The Gram isn't going to say, ohman, look, he's posting movie
stuff.
I'm going to reward him.
Now, when you post what you'reknown for, the Gram is going to
reward you.
So that's the goal.
I mean, you got all types ofthings when it comes to posting.
They got all the shit, they gottimes and the best times and
(50:20):
all these things like that.
And those are all true becauseyou want to reach your audience
when they're on, when they'reonline, and you got your
insights for that and it notactually just like an exact
science, but you can use it, asyou know, a tool for when you
want to post, right.
So, um, loading up I sayloading up, you understand what
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I'm saying, you feel me?
Loading up on your, on yourcompetition, is what you must do
.
Now, really, that's really theABC of it is using them as a
guide, snatching their followers, their likes, because you want
their most recent posts goingthere, those people who just
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like something they're active,they're on right now, they like
that stuff.
Go on there, follow them 50 to100 a day.
I have a method that I couldtalk about.
That'll help you be able tofind those people who haven't
followed you back, and ain't anapp it's not like that, it's
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more hand-to-hand combat.
But you can get thatinformation, you can see that
list and then you can gounfollow those people back that
haven't followed you and thenyou you repeat that, you repeat
those steps for those pages thatyou found the simple
hand-to-hand combat.
But within two weeks yournumbers look different and
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you'll start to see people whoreally really dig into what she
does or what you do.
They'll start to respond toyour post and the gram because I
don't like to call it thea-word because I just think
that's overused with the gramWe'll see the switch.
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Now, the gram may be a slowprocess of truly understanding
that you're moving into adifferent spice.
You see a different spice, butyou've got to keep going.
You want to keep pushing andthat's what I was telling you
(52:32):
yesterday.
It was like you have to pullthat audience in.
It's hard when you're not doingthe mains like makeup or
fitness, or just your ass is outor you know, or memes or videos
.
It's hard when you have like aspecific niche, you have to
build for it and that's kind oflike the best way to do it.
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Hand-to-hand combat is the bestway to do it.
Now I have some software andstuff that I've used over the
years and I still use Rort now.
I don't know why I have theexit just popping out of nowhere
.
That I still use right now.
But hand-to-hand combat is thebest way to go and you have to
find your audience.
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You have to find people whohave already broken through,
especially when you have, whenyou know you don't have none of
the mains, food and stuff likethat.
You have to find your audience.
You have to use them as guidesbecause their formula is working
.
You just want to get okay, thisis what they did they posted.
This is how they did thecaption.
Okay, cool, you've been doingthat.
Then you get into a groove.
Once you in a groove, then youcan start flipping things how
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you want.
And once you in a groove, youflip things how you want.
You're building your audiencewith it.
Now you are off and running.
Now your business is moving alittle bit towards the right
direction.
Where you want to go with theduckets to go.
You want the duckets to go up.
You want the.
You want the duckies to flywith you.
As the page grows, you want theduckies to grow.
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Now again, I messed that up.
It's not Rafiki Rikiki, that isnot it.
Rikiki is a female that smokesblack and miles in the hood.
That is Rikiki's not it.
Rafiki is Lion King I cannotthink of that shit.
But it deals with chakras and aline in the spirits.
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It's so bad.
If you know what it is, you'remore than welcome to email me or
tweet me.
I can't remember what it was,but those are some small tips
that you could do.
They're actually gigantic tipsthat if you are sitting up there
watching a show and you justchilling and you want to build
(54:45):
for your business or whateveryou're doing, that's a fantastic
way to get into it.
Now you do.
I wouldn't recommend I honestlywouldn't recommend going over
50, maybe 60 followers a day,just because you don't want to
risk being blocked or anythinglike that.
But they have limits, which Ithink is like 150 a day.
But 50, 60 allows me not foryou to come complain to me.
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50, 60 is what I recommend.
If you go over that, anythinghappens, that's on you.
You can't come back to me.
I'm lawyered up.
All right, you come after me.
I'm lawyered up, all right.
All right, you come after meand you'll be hearing from my
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little.
Touch me and I'll sue.
Wait, how much time I got.
Where am I at right now?
Where am I at what's the time?
Oh, 55 minutes.
Oh boy, I was in a.
Oh boy, I was in a.
I was in a soldier day.
I am Thaddeus Shea.
This is Seasonable Cloud.
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You can find me on Instagram atThaddeusshade.
I switched it back to my oldname just because it just feels
better Thaddeusshade.
You can find me on Twitter.
You can hit me on TwitterThaddeus Shade.
I'm on the Tiki Talk.
I'll be doing some Golden StateWarrior stuff here in a second
(56:16):
on the Tiki Talk, and then, ooh,the YouTube is up.
I'm putting the podcast on theYouTubes too.
I'm still working on video.
I'm working on it.
I got it.
I got it all.
I just need a couple of morethings.
I'm working on it, though.
I'm gonna be twitching too.
I'm gonna be playing the gamewith my boy.
We be playing Call of Duty.
We be murking them.
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We be murking them.
We be cussing and dodging andducking.
We be murking them.
That's what we do Three to one.
One, two, three.
Love y'all for listening.
Make sure you go look out Imean make sure you go check out
previous episodes.
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