May 13, 2025 • 49 mins
In a world where everyone’s quick to blast their opinions online, Thaddeous Shade keeps it real, unpacking the wild ride that is 2025. From the rise of keyboard warriors to the fallout of viral negativity, he breaks down how social media can either uplift or tear down small businesses faster than a one-star Yelp review.
Plus, a wild story about breaking into his own car with a wire hanger (and trying not to look like a car thief), the generational disconnect when TI and Tiny hit his club, and why respecting musical legends shouldn’t be a lost art.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Thaddeus Shades.
You are listening to SeasonableClout and it is Tuesday, uh,
tuesday May 13th, uh, 2025, it's2025,.
Just in case anybody from thefuture listens to this podcast,
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it is chaotic still and gas ishigher than a motherfucker.
I don't even eat eggs and Istill hear about eggs.
It's a bunch of shit going onand we're just trying to make it
through.
The regulars, the regulars arejust trying to make it through.
So if you find this, I'm sorry.
We tried really hard.
If it's 15 years into thefuture, 25 years of it, you hear
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this, this and shit is allupside down.
We are sorry.
Ladies and gentlemen, we triedour semi-best Four capabilities,
but we tried our semi, semi,semi-best.
And look at me, I'm back Amodel of consistency, a person
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that can be trusted.
I've been here three weeksstraight now.
Three weeks straight, fourweeks straight.
Is it three weeks?
Because I'm on episode?
Damn it, let's find out whatepisode I'm on.
Episode 85.
Episode 85, episode 85.
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And I'm here and we're going tohave a good time today Because
when it's my podcast, I like toget real random.
I talk about a bunch of shit.
There's some life stuff inthere you can use.
There's some true life stuff.
There's some social mediathings that you can use.
There's some true life stuff.
There's some social mediathings that you can use.
How about your personal life?
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How about your business?
You could prosper listening tomy podcast, especially if you
need to run your businessthrough social media.
You never know what you'regoing to get, man, but it's
entertainment.
I'm here for entertainmentBecause the world is chaotic, it
is upside down, and I'm justwaiting for the final season of
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Stranger Things to hit so I cantruly enjoy myself.
Let's give a clap.
Fatty of shade, seasonableclout.
I do have my coffee with metoday and I just want to say
that I miss Target.
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Do you see the sadness in myface?
Let me move the mic.
I miss Target.
I haven't been to Target inmonths, ladies and gentlemen.
I miss it, but I won't go.
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You know why I won't go.
You see the color of my skin.
I won't go, but I miss it.
The calmness, oh, feeling likea regular, but I miss it.
The calmness, oh, feeling likea regular Society member who
pays taxes, just walking intoTarget, smelling the Target air.
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But I won't go back, sons ofbitches, I won't go back.
I won't do it.
I walked in there a couple oftimes and I seen no
motherfucking black people inthere.
I turned around, ashamed ofmyself, saddened by wanting to
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see the beauty of inside Target.
I won't do it.
You won't get my dollars, y'allknow why.
But you are missed, missed, and, sarah, I miss you too, like I
miss Target.
You're one of my best freaksand I miss you, sarah.
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Sarah, listen, come on, come onhome.
I miss you.
Sarah, sarah, listen, come on,come on home.
I miss you.
I'm just playing.
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There was once a time where youwould just have to confront a
person.
Yeah, you could talk shit inschool and the word could get
around school and, you know,eventually would get back to the
person you were maybe liketalking shit about.
Right, it was spread around theschool.
It was, you know, middle school, high school and shit, college.
It was a time right, sorry, Ihit my mic and in that time,
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that time was a special time,but because you, because you
knew you was gonna have to dealwith a motherfucker on site, I
going to have to deal with thishuman here eventually, because
nobody holds anything when youwere in school.
So if you were talking badabout somebody, if you was
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talking shiznit about somebody,they would eventually find out
and there could be a meetingafter school where you would
throw Fist of cups Right.
And I semi missed that time.
Let me get a sip of my coffee.
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You ever just stare at yourcoffee.
Take a look at it Becauseyou're impressed by it.
I made it at the crib.
You ever just stare at yourcoffee.
Take a look at it becauseyou're impressed by it.
I made it at the crib.
When I get done with thisepisode, I'm going to go get me
something from somewhere else.
I got to go find me a coffeeshop to hit up something new.
You know I stay in the coffeeshops.
I'm going to get in there andI'm going to get me something
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new.
But I said I missed the timebecause I know that you was
going to have to throw him, manor woman.
You was going to have to throwhim.
Oh, you was talking shit aboutSally.
Sally was going to find out.
You was talking shit aboutBruno.
Bruno was going to find out.
I don't know why I'm usingnames from the 60, but just roll
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with me.
You got the idea right.
If you were talking shit, thatperson would eventually find out
and there would be an issue.
Now people are hiding behind thekeyboards and that's been like
that for a while now.
Right the keyboards, yourfingers through your phone, you
just bop, bop, bop, bop, bop andyou're talking shit.
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You're blasting any businessthat you can and any anytime,
because you just feel like myplatform is built.
I'm just going to talknegatively about everything
possible.
Anything possible I'm going totalk negatively about, I don't
care, because nothing's going tohappen to me, because nowadays
people are a lot tougher,they're a lot, they're built
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with that behind typing andtexting and posting on social
media.
There's no more fear.
There's no fear for talking amass amounts of shit and posting
on social media, cause there'sno, there's no real consequences
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anymore, cause the other personis just going to hop on social
media and then they're going totype back and it's just going to
be a go back and forth orwhatever.
Nobody slaps the shit out ofnobody anymore.
Nobody has a good, solid JosephJackson hand anymore.
Hey, sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka,sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka,
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sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka,sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka,
sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka,sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka,
sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka,sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka,
sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka,sucka, suck.
It fluctuates.
Whatever pops out is what I popout with, and it happens all
the time.
And I'm in the nightclubbusiness and we're just a
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nightclub.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're notyour local government, your
city council, we're not yourmayor, we're not your government
, your governor, it's not thepresident.
We're a nightclub.
We're not your government, yourgovernor, it's not the
president, we're nightclub.
Or there's people withrestaurants and every day folks
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try to rip shit down With noreal base facts, just my
experience, without the businessbeing able to really retaliate
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properly, without getting morebacklash from people.
So basically, the person can goon.
I'm going to open up my phone,I'm going to go and I'm going to
have a good rant about thisplace that I've been at, whether
it's a restaurant, a store, andit's usually mom and pop, a
small business, whatever it maybe.
I'm going to get on here andI'm going to spray it up and
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usually, if you know anythingabout the spray up, nobody that
is intended to get hit actuallygets hit.
Everybody else is just, youknow, gets the damage done to
them, right.
But I'm going to get on here andI'm just going da-da-da-da, and
the business cannot retaliatebecause then they look like the
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guilty party and that shit sucks, man, because people work hard,
man.
Then they look like the guiltyparty and that shit sucks, man,
because people work hard, man.
People work hard to get peopleto just get their business
structure right Employees andgetting good employees to give
good customer service and you'reputting money up for this and
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putting money up for that andinsurance for this, and you're
dealing with the city for thatand you're putting money up for
this and putting money up forthat and insurance for this, and
you're dealing with the cityfor that.
And you're dealing withsomebody from the city.
You didn't know that was a partof the city, but his job is to
come fuck with you and shit.
You're dealing with a bunch ofstuff.
And then you, you know, noteverybody runs a perfect ship, a
ship, not everybody runs aperfect ship.
Things happen, things happen.
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I'm sure shit happens in yourlife, shit happens in my life
that I'm not perfect with.
But businesses, especiallysmall businesses, they get
smoked out.
If you're a big, giant companylike the shit-tastic one that I
refuse to go to right now, thatI miss, I low-key miss, I miss
you and I miss you Sarah.
Remember this.
I miss you.
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Hearts, heart, eyes.
You were the best, you were thebest, and I'm not talking about
love.
You know what I'm talking about.
You know what I'm talking about.
But the bigger companies peoplestill go to.
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The CEO of the company is notgoing to read your email.
There's a person of a person.
There's a person.
There's a person.
There's a person.
There's a person that mightread your email.
But they continue to functionknowing that we'll see you again
.
But they continue to functionknowing that we'll see you again
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.
But the small store only takes acouple of small pellets to end
up causing massive amounts ofdamage.
And people don't really thinkwhen they get on.
They just I'm going to say thisand I think that's a little bit
fucked up when you don't do itwith the intent to really cause
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change within the business, whenyou just want to be a
motherfucker, to try to rallytroops, to talk shit about a
business, when you got employeesinside that business, when you
got people who have invested inthat business, you don't really
think, think about that.
You just want to get on andreally smoke a business out.
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Now we're talking about gettingtrash service.
I'll give you an example denny'swas, like, known for being some
racist motherfuckers back inthe 90s, some racist
motherfuckers right now.
We're gonna smoke you out.
And we didn't have.
We didn't have social media, sowe just had to like we sent
going to smoke you out and wedidn't have social media, so we
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just had to like we sent pigeonsto each other.
And word of mouth at church,word of mouth at the liquor
store.
Uncle Elroy I don't know why Ikeep coming up with these crazy
Uncle Elroy who buying his E&Jat the liquor store hey man, I
don't fuck with Denny Denny'snot going to liquor store.
Hey man, I don't fuck withDenny Denny's.
Nah, I don't fuck with us, Idon't fuck with Denny's.
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You understand what I'm saying?
I really Gotta get some WD-40for my chair.
Do you hear that thing?
It sounds like A door in an oldmansion and then there's gonna
be an old lady and the old ladygonna come out and just Pop out
of nowhere and I'm going toscream and shit my pants.
It's a squeaking ass chair.
But yeah, when you do someflagrantly foul shit, you
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deserve to get smoked out.
If the restaurant provides youwith below average service, you
could have caught him on a badnight Because there were a ton
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of other people that probablygot good service.
When you go and you order yourfood and maybe your food ain't
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what you heard or what you seenit's possible you could have
caught them on a bad night, abad day.
Everybody's a food critic, soeverybody wants to hop on and
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they want to blast the business,not knowing what that does to
the business If the businesscan't stand up to the bullshit.
Hold on, let me get my phonereal quick.
Sip of the coffee.
Oh, I'm kind of in one today.
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I wonder why that is, though.
Because it's like thecomfortable norm.
The comfortable norm, everybodydoes it.
Everybody's a food critic, I doit.
I mean, I do a bunch of coffeevideos People have to like.
Personally, ask me what I thinkof the coffee that I posted.
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What do you think of the matchthat you posted?
I'll tell you privately, butI'm not out to destroy a lot of
these coffee spots.
They're like, they're notcorporate businesses, they're
small businesses.
Maybe that day my coffee wasn'twhat it was supposed to be.
I'm usually up for giving aspot another shot, and when I go
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to the spot again, when I go tothe coffee shop again, they
usually surprise me.
Oh shit.
The last time I was here, thisshit was shitty.
This was horrible shit it was.
You know, I was what I imaginedrano and sugar.
This was horrible shit it was.
You know what I imagine Dranoand sugar tastes like.
That's what it was last time Iwas here.
But this time this is beautiful.
You did a great job because yougot to give businesses a chance.
Your experience ain'teverybody's experience, but
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motherfuckers that have anexperience and they'll go right
on and these motherfuckers don'tknow how to serve.
I had to wait this long forthis and I had to wait this long
for that.
And then business is behind thecurtain.
You don't get to see behindthat.
It's chaos Trying to run abusiness and because you a
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cubicle, I'm not going to dothat.
But because you don't know, youdon't understand, it's easy to
get on the phone and just attack, attack, attack.
That's why I don't use myplatform like that.
I really do try to keep it.
You know what it's supposed tobe for.
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You try to meet people.
Or you know, share, share,excitement about places, places
that you visited, you know, andit does give you a voice.
You know a lot of people use itfor cheap therapy, but it does
give you a voice if you use itcorrectly.
Motherfuckers, just choose tobe negative with it.
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On my page I posted so, forexample.
I posted this uh, and I andI'll post the video, what I'm
talking about.
I posted this video of um, thisfish, right, and the fish is
like being milked for caviar andit was like let me look at this
up, let me grab my phone realquick, let's see here, pop that
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open like that.
I'm assuming that's onekilogram.
The beluga caviar is sold for$7,500, and it is obtained by
milking a sturgeon I don't evenknow if I'm getting that right a
sturgeon, but you watch thevideo and it's like you know how
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you tell a girl you'reinterested.
Come on over, I'm going to giveyou a massage.
That's what he's doing to thefish.
He's like massaging the fish.
All you got to do is put some80s porn music behind it and
it'll get real weird.
And then all this weird blackshit is coming out and that shit
is so expensive and you lookold TikTok motherfuckers taking
shots of look like fish, assFish shit, like fish shit.
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Now, now I know it's not,that's not it, but anytime you
see some some dark shit comingout the the bottom of some shit.
You thinking, oh man, that'sshit, you don't really use that
shit.
That's dookie.
I like to say that's dookie, Igotta go dookie.
That's dookie, that fish isdookie.
And then people are putting iton them, the, the, the between
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the index and like it's coke,and then they shooting dookie.
They like snorting dookie oreating a dookie.
But you know what I'm saying?
It's like Pulp Fiction, goddamn motherfuckers hitting the
caviar and then they getting theshit, the dookie, in their
mouth.
But this shit is expensive.
But it's interesting to see andit's interesting to know that
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people pay a lot of money.
My boy Gus saw the see and it'sinteresting to know that people
pay a lot of money.
My boy Gus saw the video andhe's like, yeah, the place he
works, people thousands ofdollars for caviar and outside
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of arm wrestling, you know, orwild shit.
Sometimes I have to reel my shitback in.
I told you it's dark, but you'dhave to really.
You know, have my familymembers tied up for me to do
some caviar?
I mean, you have to really tellme like, look, we got your
family tied up.
They down in the basement, wepouring, we pouring acid on toes
and shit.
And then you got to show me avideo and I'm probably going to
allow my little brother to haveabout at least eight of his toes
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burned off before I actuallytry some caviar.
And I'm sorry, bro, they'regoing to have to burn with the
acid.
They're going to take off eightof your toes when you got two
toes left.
I'm like fuck bro, alone I'mgoing to try some caviar and
then I'm going to be upset withhim when we get him free.
When he free, I'm like man, whyyour bitch ass get caught?
Now?
I had to eat some caviar.
I got dookie in my mouth.
This ain't fun.
There's nothing fun abouthaving fish.
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Dookie in my mouth Tastesexpensive, like expensive dookie
.
It's horrible.
I bet you there's no way thatshit tastes good.
And who I am judging?
I'm judging you.
Yes, I'm judging you.
It's my podcast.
I'm judging you from my fuckingpodcast room.
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Caviar looks nasty.
I ain't never tried it.
I'm vegan now, but I ain'tnever tried it.
Man, I ain't never tried it.
It ain't never lookedscrumptious.
It ain't never looked good.
I don't even know how I reactif I was on a date and she was
like I'm gonna get me somecaviar.
I look her dead in the eye andI tell her you're paying for it.
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I'm not paying for that.
I'm not paying for you to eatcaviar in front of me, to eat
dookie in front of me.
You're not going to just eatdookie in front of me.
But that's what I use myplatform for.
I try to keep it fun, keep itentertaining.
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Show places that I've been,show places that I go.
Books I'm reading, mr Murray.
I'm reading.
I'm an eighth grade teacher.
You didn't believe it, Istarted reading.
I'm reading, mr Murray.
I'm reading.
My eighth grade teacher.
You didn't believe it, Istarted reading.
I'm reading.
So many years later, I'mfinally reading.
Huh, you didn't expect that,but I am.
But I am reading, motherfucker.
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I hope that at some point thatenergy shifts and maybe we can
step back from the smallbusinesses and assassinating and
trying to take down withoutreal merit.
Hopefully I used that right.
Hopefully I used that right.
(21:55):
This is Thaddeus Shea.
You're listening to CeasarMcLeod.
Applause, applause, applause,applause.
You get back to slapping people.
But um, also, when I was uh upthis morning, I seen a video of
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this.
I think he was white, it waswhite, and he was in a full
pursuit of happiness suit with abriefcase.
See, I do that with detail.
Now you can get a visualpursuit of happiness suit Right.
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Pursuit of happiness, suitRight With a briefcase Smoking.
Now what he was smoking Lookslike a cigarette.
Let's pull up the phone.
I'm gonna pull up the video andput it up there for y'all so
y'all can see Where's my shit.
I'm going to pull up the videoand put it up there for y'all so
y'all can see.
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Oh, it wasn't a briefcase, itwas a bag Full pursuit of
happiness suit.
Full pursuit of happiness suiton a bag and he's smoking a
cigarette.
But he's got to have somethingelse in the system.
So he's moving Like I've hadsix cups of coffee, maybe seven,
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but I'm sure top dollar I'mputting, I'm willing to put top
dollar.
That's premium meth.
That's premium meth, the finestof meth that you could probably
only find in a very small,small rural area in the Midwest,
somewhere where somebody's akingpin of meth, but they have
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18 four-wheelers and the trailerthat they live in has about
four deer heads in it and theyalso hello Billy.
And there it is, and he's thekingpin of the meth that's
supplying this system, or thisguy with his movement, because
I've never seen it.
Pursuit of Happiness suit Alittle bag of Siggy Moving with
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the meth energy I've never seenit.
I love social media man.
I use it for all the fun it is.
You've never seen it.
I love social media man.
I use it for all the fun it is.
You can learn a lot, see a lot.
I use it the right way.
I think I do.
I think I think I use it theright way.
It's not for me to be negativeon that.
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I'm gonna post that video.
I mean he was.
I locked my keys.
So I got, I got an olderChallenger and I locked my keys
in the car, right, and granted,listen, I don't want to get rid
of my Challenger, the 2009,.
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The rear lights, you can't, youcan't get them like that.
They're way different from anyother challenger, right?
So there's a reason why I keepyou know.
Plus, it's got sentimentalvalue dealing with my mother and
all that stuff, right.
So, um, I lock my keys in thereand I refuse for some reason,
to just not call locksmith, getmy key fobs, you know, rekeyed
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and all those things.
But I locked it in there, right.
So I had to call and you know,you know if you're black, it
black.
You know how to get into somestuff.
And my car is old enough towhere you know beautiful,
beautiful color blue.
Beautiful color blue and nicerims.
Nice rims too.
Beautiful color blue, though.
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Beautiful color blue, and nicerims nice rims too.
And she's old enough where youcan do what the blackity black
things used to do, which was Ineeded a wire hanger.
So I hit my little brother who Iwas gonna let have eight of his
toes burned off with acid oversome caviar.
I hit him.
I was like hey, bro, I knowthis is bullshit and I'm just
trying to avoid calling alocksmith and I probably should
call locksmith, but I'm justtrying to avoid you wouldn't
happen to have a wire hanger.
And B damn it, thismotherfucker had a wire hanger
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Now I'm getting back to the methstory here in a second but he
had a wire hanger.
That was more confusing to methan geometry or algebra.
Algebra, because why do youhave a wire hanger?
I don't know anybody that stillhas wire hangers.
If you have a wire hanger,please let me know you have wire
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hangers so I can block you.
I don't trust you if you stillhave wire hangers.
He had one Thank God he did,because I had to get to the club
this was Friday night Calledhim I said look man, I'm in a
tight spot, you got a widehanger.
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He going to smack his lips andsay you know, I got a wide
hanger.
I said, man, ain't no way, yougot no wide hanger.
He said I got a wide hanger.
Watch this, pull it up.
He had a wired hanger.
It was a wired hanger.
I haven't seen one, probablysince like early 2000s.
Maybe I just just don't buythem.
I didn't know they existedstill.
He had a wired hanger Maybemaybe you get them from like
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just dry cleaning.
When they do dry cleaners, dothey still give you wired
hangers when you get dry clean?
Maybe my brother don't havenothing he need to get dry
cleaning.
That's fucked up to say.
I'm sorry it's fucked up to saybut I don't think he has
anything that requires drycleaning.
I don't know why he got a wiredhanger.
Can't leave the hood, he can'ttake the hood out of him, but he
got a wired hanger.
He brought it over.
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We got in there, and the reasonI even bring it up because we
was there's spot moments whenblack people are doing shit,
right.
When black people are doingshit that fits the black people
stereotype, but we not doing theblack people stereotype shit,
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there's a level of nervousnessthat happens.
You get nervous, you startlooking.
I'm breaking into my own shit,this is my shit.
But one of my neighbors isgoing to say something.
I know they're going to saysomething, because what am I
doing?
What am I doing?
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Just trying to break into myown whippity whip and
successfully mind my ass.
We had to get through.
We was wiggling in that moment.
This ain't going in 60 seconds.
Nicholas Cage would bedisappointed.
But we was working it.
We was jimmying.
He was like go there, go overthere.
I said I'm going to try and I'mtrying.
He said go up there.
I said I'm going up that way.
So I'm jimmying, we jimmyingwith the hanger and we working
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and we making it work.
Boom, we get in there right.
And now the next thing I saidcool, doom, doom, doom, doom,
doom.
And we jimmy in there.
We get in there and we wrap itaround the the lock right, cause
you can still get in there.
And it's like right there, andI'm like I try to pull up.
(28:59):
It's like we made a little loopon the hanger and we in there
and you can hear the MissionImpossible theme is doom, doom,
doom, doom and you can feel it.
You get, get goosebumps.
You're like I'm doing somethingI'm supposed to do but I'm
moving up to the blackstereotype but I'm not doing
black stereotype shit.
And then all of a sudden I pullup and I miss.
I'm like fuck, I go back in.
So how much time we got left.
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He said I ain't keeping time.
But I felt like he should havebeen keeping time because it was
a very pressured situation,because I don't want no white
people to call no cops.
So we get in there and I missagain.
Shit, I'm getting frustrated.
You know black people havesmall tolerances for fucking up
on some bullshit.
That should be working easily.
It's right there.
Third try wow, big shade got it.
Sucker, unlock that muck book,grab my fucked up ass key fob.
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We did it.
I looked at him, he looked atme and it was something about
the moment that made us.
You know, we just feltSomething together.
You don't get a chance.
People do regular things theyhave like Thanksgiving and
Christmas with their family, meand my brother.
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Man, we break it in my own car.
Man, that shit means somethingto me.
That shit deep to me you knowwhat I'm saying that shit deep
fam Success.
We did it, man, you come rightout of a comic book.
I do, I do.
By the way, we met Jim Kelly.
We met Jim Kelly at Comic-Con.
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I talked about it.
I talked about Comic-Con, mylast episode.
I forgot to mention we met JimKelly.
It's pretty cool, man, but yeah, we was able to get in there.
The reason I even brought thatup to go along with Methy Meth
was because we was moving, likehim, we was looking around, we
was paranoid.
When you see the video, he'slike he's jerking and shaking
and shit and looking around andshit.
And that's what you're notsupposed to do, though, but we
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was doing it, because we ain'treal professional criminals.
You're supposed to look steady,have steady hands, like a
surgeon Dr Strange, before hishands got fucked up, but then,
eventually, dr Strange, when hegot his shit together you know
what I'm saying when he got hishands back, he was steady.
Me and my brother, we weren'tsteady, we was nervous.
He was looking around because wedidn't want the police to pull
up, because it wasn't going tobe nothing but tases and ass
beatings.
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I'm like this is my car.
They said this ain't your car.
Look at this challenge.
That's the tasing happening.
They was going to beat us up.
They was going to whoop our assand throw us in the back and be
like this is my car.
Oh shit, this is my bad.
This is your car.
And he was going to let us outand we was going to be bleeding
and hurting though suing.
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This is daddy in shade.
This is the season will go out.
And it's so crazy because theclub was packed.
They were the people there.
They were there to see herrapping her songs.
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I didn't even know she hadsongs.
I didn't even know her songswere towards Travis Barker
Blink-182 songs.
I didn't even know she hadsongs.
I didn't even know her songswere towards Travis Barker
Blink-182.
I used to listen to Blink-182.
I didn't know her songs weretowards Alabama.
I don't even know these thingsuntil I researched it.
I don't, I didn't know, and I'mlike Travis Barker's daughter.
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I'm like this guy's a drummer,he's a nice guy.
I think I don't know him.
I like to think in my headTravis Barker's a nice guy.
Say we had to.
You know I'm in LA.
You know I'm happening to goout and get a little yogurt,
dairy-free, and you know he's inthere.
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I expect the conversation to benice between me and Travis
Barker.
It's a nice conversation, youknow.
I tell him how I wanted to playdrums, he's like, no, you
didn't.
I'm like, yeah, I know I didn't, but I'm making conversation
with you and he's like you knowwhat you kind of look like
Shaquille O'Neal, and I'm likeend of the conversation.
But I think it's going to be anice end to the conversation,
like hey, man, have a good day.
He's like you too, shaquille.
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But I didn't know they wasbeefing and they were in there
rapping their songs.
It was an interesting energy tosee.
It's very interesting and verysocial media driven and the
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negative was heavy and I wasshocked.
You know you get the newercelebrities.
They're not really thatfriendly.
When you're new, you're notreally that friendly.
It's not even a coin toss.
Most of them are very.
They're not really thatfriendly.
When you're new, you're notreally that friendly.
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It's not even a coin toss.
Most of them are very, verynose up in the ass.
Don't talk to me, you peasant.
Don't look this way, youpeasant.
Oh, don't look at me, but it'salways the veterans.
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I say this multiple times.
It's always the vets that arethe coolest, willing to shake
everybody's hand, talk to people.
They've just been famous and sothey're like, yeah, I've been
famous, so I know what it comeswith.
Don't get too close.
I'm a guy that makes you.
I put you in a headlock,people's elbow on your eyeball.
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Don't get too close, because TIand Tiny came in.
They just came in.
They were doing a show inTucson, arizona.
You know they gave Corey theheads up, they were coming and
they wanted to stop in the club.
And it's wild, because it's TIand his wife Tiny, who's from
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the group Xscape.
His wife is from the groupXscape and TI is TI right,
legendary R&B group, rb groupescape.
His wife tiny ti, hip-hoproyalty, legendary rapper,
coming to the club.
Now I have big time excitement.
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Oh shit, it's ti, ti, it's TIjust was watching Ant-Man.
Ti was in Ant-Man 2.
I was just watching that and Ilistened to a shit ton of TI
right and TI get there.
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He cool as hell.
He been famous for a long time,still wanted space.
You know, you old, so you knowI don't mean to call you old
lady, but you old Nigga wantedspace.
He old.
He with his wife.
They was having a good time.
He wanted space, but he wasstaying high.
He was taking pictures at theend of the night.
No, no, no.
Frowns no.
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Upside down frowns no.
Back to fuck up, no attitude,just cool enjoying himself.
Great for me.
But what's weird and it's not tosay that the youngins don't
know who he is they didn't haveit like bad baby coming, it's
just bro, bro.
The craziest thing is to watchthe difference, because you know
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ti's royalty, right, bad babyti come in the club and there's
some people up there like, ohshit, that's ti, but it wasn't
the same.
And I'm like, and I'm madbecause I'm like it's, it's ti,
but ti go on tour.
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Tour sells out.
I understand because peoplethere's a whole run of us who
absolutely are big fans of ti,so the tour gonna sell out.
Wherever we go, it's ti, theyoung youth.
And they're like, oh, it's justan old nigga on the stage.
I think that's somebody.
And they on their phones on thedance floor.
They, they on the floor gettingfreaky, pulling out their
phones.
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Come on, girl, keep shakingthat ass.
She's like I'm going to keepshaking that ass, but let me
pull out my phone.
He's like I'm going to pull outmy phone too, because I don't
know who on the stage right now.
Come on, girl, Keep shakingthat ass.
I seen him in Roll Bounce, thinkthat's the name of the movie.
Oh yeah, he rap.
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I know what he do.
I know what his skill is he rap.
That's TI.
His son played a guitar.
He a cold guitarist.
I know his son and I'm stillshaking my ass.
I know who that is too, but Idon't really care.
I'm like how you don't care.
It's TI and his wife Tiny, andthey was playing.
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And it's just mind blowing tome Because I knew when I was
growing up, I knew everybody,even if they wasn't from my time
.
If, say, for example, you knownine, 10, 9, say, 12, 13,.
I'm going to even do this alittle bit better, but at 12, 13
and I'm with my mama and we atWalmart, luther Vandross there,
I'm going to know who LutherVandross is and I'm going to be
happy for my mama.
I'm going to be happy.
Oh shit, that's Luther Vandross, right?
(38:22):
Let me see.
I'm trying to put this togetherwhere it makes sense, where it
makes sense.
I ain't listening to FreshPrince.
Nah, I can't use Fresh PrinceRakim.
Right, I ain't listening toRakim like that.
As I got older, I listened toRakim Rakim, come anywhere.
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I'm like, oh shit, that'sfucking Rakim, I'm going to lose
my mind.
Right, that's how he was.
There was an appreciation forpeople that came before.
These motherfuckers don't careLike that's TI that influenced
hip-hop massively and TV showsand movies, and his wife was in
the Escape, the R&B group andthey had their own reality TV
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show.
And you don't.
There's no appreciation Becausethey carried themselves.
Well, that's what it is.
You got to be sloppy and shitty.
I'm bitching like an old person.
I'm sorry.
I apologize, ladies andgentlemen, but it was a big deal
.
Ti and Tiny came into thebuilding.
I'm looking at the young youth.
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I'm like y'all don't appreciatethis at all.
Not a tiny bit for them to popin the building.
There was some people that hadtheir cameras out.
All of us, everybody on stageand everybody around had their
cameras out.
We trying to get pictures.
The staff was trying to getpictures, a lot of the young
youth.
They was just.
We don't know who is TI.
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I was very disappointed.
Bad baby, they was nuts, nuts,ti and them come in the building
because we can't, because TI isgoing to cost a grip to just
bring him to the club.
We can't do that.
But he came in the party andnothing.
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There's something about goingback and learning about the
people who are a part of a genrewhether it's music, television,
history, whatever it is andlearning about who had heavy
impact.
Now we got one hit wonders thathad heavy hell shit.
(40:36):
Ice Ice Baby, vanilla Ice.
That was heavy impact.
He was one of the first whiterappers.
You know what I'm saying.
You hear the song Ice Ice Baby.
You're like oh shit, it's Ice,ice, baby.
You learn there's one hitwonders and then there's people
who have heavy, heavy, heavyimpact and you appreciate heavy,
heavy impact just from astandpoint of like enjoying the
genres of music, just becauseyou want to know and learn and
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appreciate where the past meetspresent and where the present is
going to eventually turn intothe future.
You just want to have a goodidea of it all and have some
appreciation for winning.
That's what I think.
I didn't see Rage and Bull,robert De Niro.
I have great appreciation forhow long Robert De Niro's been
(41:22):
doing his thing.
I've seen a lot of his movies.
I might go watch Rage and Bull,robert De Niro's in my presence
.
I'm not going to be like Imight go watch Raging Bull,
robert De Niro's in my presence.
I'm not going to be like, oh,that's Robert De Niro.
I'm like, oh shit, I'm notrunning up to him because his
security chopped me in thethroat, but I am going to be
like I was out and about andRobert De Niro was in the same
(41:42):
place.
I was at.
That's fucking Robert De Niro.
I'm going to know who he is andI'm going to say what's up.
I'm going to say what's up, rob, how you doing?
Rob, it's me, it's Thaddeus,but I know all the young cats.
I try to learn all the youngcats.
(42:03):
As soon as they bring them up,I try to learn them.
I try to understand them, notunderstand them, but I listen to
them and, um, pull up theirmusic.
If the music hit, I'll add themto the Apple, you know.
If it don't, you know thatnever gets any play in the ride,
man, they never gets any playon the ride.
It's just interesting, man, to,to, to witnesses, to, to witness
(42:25):
the difference, the young,youth and, you know, the older
generation.
You see it, I see it all thetime.
It's a big difference, one ofthe cool things about my gig is
just looking and seeing andpeople watching and learning a
lot about the generation belowyou as far as and people think
it's just partying, but you, youget to still learn a lot.
You get to, you get to to seehow people move, shake, interact
(42:49):
with each other, how they react, what they react to the BPMs,
how they move the energy.
What song does what?
What old song does what to them, how they react to this song
from the 90s or 2000s.
It's a bunch of stuff.
This is a bunch of stuff youlearn.
Oh man, I've had some hiccupsthis episode.
(43:10):
I've been recording and shit'sbeen happening.
My recording been stopping.
I've been having to fix that,so there'll be some punch-ins.
That's bullshit.
I don't normally have this typeof problem and I'm frustrated
and I'm angry.
I'm an angry man right now.
You don't understand.
I'm an angry man.
I don't like to be angry, butI'm angry.
(43:30):
I'm mad, but I'm happy to havedone this episode with you and
I'm actually going to cut this alittle shorter than I wanted
Just because I'm a little bitfrustrated.
You just be frustratedsometimes.
Sometimes you just befrustrated sometimes.
(43:50):
Sometimes you just be mad.
You got to figure out theproblem, and that's what I love
to do when it comes totechnology and my software is.
I just love to figure out thefucking problem.
Ladies and gentlemen, this isThaddeus Shea.
You're listening to SeasonableCloud.
I want to thank you forlistening.
Please subscribe and share.
I hope you got some laughs outof this, even though I'm going
to clean this thing up and makeit sound like maybe not too much
(44:13):
happened, because I like toleave all the chaos in the
sounds, the noises, the ricketychair, my arm moving around you
hear it all.
I like to leave it all in, butthis episode's got a little bit
of some hitches and someglitches and I'm going to fix
these bitches Until next week.
(44:33):
Stay cool, stay calm, put onsome lip balm.
No-transcript.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Thaddeus Shades.
You are listening to SeasonableClout and it is Tuesday, uh,
tuesday May 13th, uh, 2025, it's2025,.
Just in case anybody from thefuture listens to this podcast,
(00:21):
it is chaotic still and gas ishigher than a motherfucker.
I don't even eat eggs and Istill hear about eggs.
It's a bunch of shit going onand we're just trying to make it
through.
The regulars, the regulars arejust trying to make it through.
So if you find this, I'm sorry.
We tried really hard.
If it's 15 years into thefuture, 25 years of it, you hear
(00:43):
this, this and shit is allupside down.
We are sorry.
Ladies and gentlemen, we triedour semi-best Four capabilities,
but we tried our semi, semi,semi-best.
And look at me, I'm back Amodel of consistency, a person
(01:06):
that can be trusted.
I've been here three weeksstraight now.
Three weeks straight, fourweeks straight.
Is it three weeks?
Because I'm on episode?
Damn it, let's find out whatepisode I'm on.
Episode 85.
Episode 85, episode 85.
(01:29):
And I'm here and we're going tohave a good time today Because
when it's my podcast, I like toget real random.
I talk about a bunch of shit.
There's some life stuff inthere you can use.
There's some true life stuff.
There's some social mediathings that you can use.
There's some true life stuff.
There's some social mediathings that you can use.
How about your personal life?
(01:49):
How about your business?
You could prosper listening tomy podcast, especially if you
need to run your businessthrough social media.
You never know what you'regoing to get, man, but it's
entertainment.
I'm here for entertainmentBecause the world is chaotic, it
is upside down, and I'm justwaiting for the final season of
(02:09):
Stranger Things to hit so I cantruly enjoy myself.
Let's give a clap.
Fatty of shade, seasonableclout.
I do have my coffee with metoday and I just want to say
that I miss Target.
(02:32):
Do you see the sadness in myface?
Let me move the mic.
I miss Target.
I haven't been to Target inmonths, ladies and gentlemen.
I miss it, but I won't go.
(02:53):
You know why I won't go.
You see the color of my skin.
I won't go, but I miss it.
The calmness, oh, feeling likea regular, but I miss it.
The calmness, oh, feeling likea regular Society member who
pays taxes, just walking intoTarget, smelling the Target air.
(03:18):
But I won't go back, sons ofbitches, I won't go back.
I won't do it.
I walked in there a couple oftimes and I seen no
motherfucking black people inthere.
I turned around, ashamed ofmyself, saddened by wanting to
(03:39):
see the beauty of inside Target.
I won't do it.
You won't get my dollars, y'allknow why.
But you are missed, missed, and, sarah, I miss you too, like I
miss Target.
You're one of my best freaksand I miss you, sarah.
(04:01):
Sarah, listen, come on, come onhome.
I miss you.
Sarah, sarah, listen, come on,come on home.
I miss you.
I'm just playing.
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There was once a time where youwould just have to confront a
person.
Yeah, you could talk shit inschool and the word could get
around school and, you know,eventually would get back to the
person you were maybe liketalking shit about.
Right, it was spread around theschool.
It was, you know, middle school, high school and shit, college.
It was a time right, sorry, Ihit my mic and in that time,
(04:54):
that time was a special time,but because you, because you
knew you was gonna have to dealwith a motherfucker on site, I
going to have to deal with thishuman here eventually, because
nobody holds anything when youwere in school.
So if you were talking badabout somebody, if you was
(05:15):
talking shiznit about somebody,they would eventually find out
and there could be a meetingafter school where you would
throw Fist of cups Right.
And I semi missed that time.
Let me get a sip of my coffee.
(05:38):
You ever just stare at yourcoffee.
Take a look at it Becauseyou're impressed by it.
I made it at the crib.
You ever just stare at yourcoffee.
Take a look at it becauseyou're impressed by it.
I made it at the crib.
When I get done with thisepisode, I'm going to go get me
something from somewhere else.
I got to go find me a coffeeshop to hit up something new.
You know I stay in the coffeeshops.
I'm going to get in there andI'm going to get me something
(06:01):
new.
But I said I missed the timebecause I know that you was
going to have to throw him, manor woman.
You was going to have to throwhim.
Oh, you was talking shit aboutSally.
Sally was going to find out.
You was talking shit aboutBruno.
Bruno was going to find out.
I don't know why I'm usingnames from the 60, but just roll
(06:22):
with me.
You got the idea right.
If you were talking shit, thatperson would eventually find out
and there would be an issue.
Now people are hiding behind thekeyboards and that's been like
that for a while now.
Right the keyboards, yourfingers through your phone, you
just bop, bop, bop, bop, bop andyou're talking shit.
(06:43):
You're blasting any businessthat you can and any anytime,
because you just feel like myplatform is built.
I'm just going to talknegatively about everything
possible.
Anything possible I'm going totalk negatively about, I don't
care, because nothing's going tohappen to me, because nowadays
people are a lot tougher,they're a lot, they're built
(07:05):
with that behind typing andtexting and posting on social
media.
There's no more fear.
There's no fear for talking amass amounts of shit and posting
on social media, cause there'sno, there's no real consequences
(07:27):
anymore, cause the other personis just going to hop on social
media and then they're going totype back and it's just going to
be a go back and forth orwhatever.
Nobody slaps the shit out ofnobody anymore.
Nobody has a good, solid JosephJackson hand anymore.
Hey, sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka,sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka,
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sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka,sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka,
sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka,sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka,
sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka,sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka,
sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka,sucka, suck.
It fluctuates.
Whatever pops out is what I popout with, and it happens all
the time.
And I'm in the nightclubbusiness and we're just a
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nightclub.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're notyour local government, your
city council, we're not yourmayor, we're not your government
, your governor, it's not thepresident.
We're a nightclub.
We're not your government, yourgovernor, it's not the
president, we're nightclub.
Or there's people withrestaurants and every day folks
(08:33):
try to rip shit down With noreal base facts, just my
experience, without the businessbeing able to really retaliate
(08:56):
properly, without getting morebacklash from people.
So basically, the person can goon.
I'm going to open up my phone,I'm going to go and I'm going to
have a good rant about thisplace that I've been at, whether
it's a restaurant, a store, andit's usually mom and pop, a
small business, whatever it maybe.
I'm going to get on here andI'm going to spray it up and
(09:21):
usually, if you know anythingabout the spray up, nobody that
is intended to get hit actuallygets hit.
Everybody else is just, youknow, gets the damage done to
them, right.
But I'm going to get on here andI'm just going da-da-da-da, and
the business cannot retaliatebecause then they look like the
(09:43):
guilty party and that shit sucks, man, because people work hard,
man.
Then they look like the guiltyparty and that shit sucks, man,
because people work hard, man.
People work hard to get peopleto just get their business
structure right Employees andgetting good employees to give
good customer service and you'reputting money up for this and
(10:03):
putting money up for that andinsurance for this, and you're
dealing with the city for thatand you're putting money up for
this and putting money up forthat and insurance for this, and
you're dealing with the cityfor that.
And you're dealing withsomebody from the city.
You didn't know that was a partof the city, but his job is to
come fuck with you and shit.
You're dealing with a bunch ofstuff.
And then you, you know, noteverybody runs a perfect ship, a
ship, not everybody runs aperfect ship.
Things happen, things happen.
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I'm sure shit happens in yourlife, shit happens in my life
that I'm not perfect with.
But businesses, especiallysmall businesses, they get
smoked out.
If you're a big, giant companylike the shit-tastic one that I
refuse to go to right now, thatI miss, I low-key miss, I miss
you and I miss you Sarah.
Remember this.
I miss you.
(10:45):
Hearts, heart, eyes.
You were the best, you were thebest, and I'm not talking about
love.
You know what I'm talking about.
You know what I'm talking about.
But the bigger companies peoplestill go to.
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The CEO of the company is notgoing to read your email.
There's a person of a person.
There's a person.
There's a person.
There's a person.
There's a person that mightread your email.
But they continue to functionknowing that we'll see you again
.
But they continue to functionknowing that we'll see you again
(11:26):
.
But the small store only takes acouple of small pellets to end
up causing massive amounts ofdamage.
And people don't really thinkwhen they get on.
They just I'm going to say thisand I think that's a little bit
fucked up when you don't do itwith the intent to really cause
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change within the business, whenyou just want to be a
motherfucker, to try to rallytroops, to talk shit about a
business, when you got employeesinside that business, when you
got people who have invested inthat business, you don't really
think, think about that.
You just want to get on andreally smoke a business out.
(12:08):
Now we're talking about gettingtrash service.
I'll give you an example denny'swas, like, known for being some
racist motherfuckers back inthe 90s, some racist
motherfuckers right now.
We're gonna smoke you out.
And we didn't have.
We didn't have social media, sowe just had to like we sent
going to smoke you out and wedidn't have social media, so we
(12:28):
just had to like we sent pigeonsto each other.
And word of mouth at church,word of mouth at the liquor
store.
Uncle Elroy I don't know why Ikeep coming up with these crazy
Uncle Elroy who buying his E&Jat the liquor store hey man, I
don't fuck with Denny Denny'snot going to liquor store.
Hey man, I don't fuck withDenny Denny's.
Nah, I don't fuck with us, Idon't fuck with Denny's.
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You understand what I'm saying?
I really Gotta get some WD-40for my chair.
Do you hear that thing?
It sounds like A door in an oldmansion and then there's gonna
be an old lady and the old ladygonna come out and just Pop out
of nowhere and I'm going toscream and shit my pants.
It's a squeaking ass chair.
But yeah, when you do someflagrantly foul shit, you
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deserve to get smoked out.
If the restaurant provides youwith below average service, you
could have caught him on a badnight Because there were a ton
(13:34):
of other people that probablygot good service.
When you go and you order yourfood and maybe your food ain't
(13:55):
what you heard or what you seenit's possible you could have
caught them on a bad night, abad day.
Everybody's a food critic, soeverybody wants to hop on and
(14:15):
they want to blast the business,not knowing what that does to
the business If the businesscan't stand up to the bullshit.
Hold on, let me get my phonereal quick.
Sip of the coffee.
Oh, I'm kind of in one today.
(14:42):
I wonder why that is, though.
Because it's like thecomfortable norm.
The comfortable norm, everybodydoes it.
Everybody's a food critic, I doit.
I mean, I do a bunch of coffeevideos People have to like.
Personally, ask me what I thinkof the coffee that I posted.
(15:06):
What do you think of the matchthat you posted?
I'll tell you privately, butI'm not out to destroy a lot of
these coffee spots.
They're like, they're notcorporate businesses, they're
small businesses.
Maybe that day my coffee wasn'twhat it was supposed to be.
I'm usually up for giving aspot another shot, and when I go
(15:28):
to the spot again, when I go tothe coffee shop again, they
usually surprise me.
Oh shit.
The last time I was here, thisshit was shitty.
This was horrible shit it was.
You know, I was what I imaginedrano and sugar.
This was horrible shit it was.
You know what I imagine Dranoand sugar tastes like.
That's what it was last time Iwas here.
But this time this is beautiful.
You did a great job because yougot to give businesses a chance.
Your experience ain'teverybody's experience, but
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motherfuckers that have anexperience and they'll go right
on and these motherfuckers don'tknow how to serve.
I had to wait this long forthis and I had to wait this long
for that.
And then business is behind thecurtain.
You don't get to see behindthat.
It's chaos Trying to run abusiness and because you a
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cubicle, I'm not going to dothat.
But because you don't know, youdon't understand, it's easy to
get on the phone and just attack, attack, attack.
That's why I don't use myplatform like that.
I really do try to keep it.
You know what it's supposed tobe for.
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You try to meet people.
Or you know, share, share,excitement about places, places
that you visited, you know, andit does give you a voice.
You know a lot of people use itfor cheap therapy, but it does
give you a voice if you use itcorrectly.
Motherfuckers, just choose tobe negative with it.
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On my page I posted so, forexample.
I posted this uh, and I andI'll post the video, what I'm
talking about.
I posted this video of um, thisfish, right, and the fish is
like being milked for caviar andit was like let me look at this
up, let me grab my phone realquick, let's see here, pop that
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open like that.
I'm assuming that's onekilogram.
The beluga caviar is sold for$7,500, and it is obtained by
milking a sturgeon I don't evenknow if I'm getting that right a
sturgeon, but you watch thevideo and it's like you know how
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you tell a girl you'reinterested.
Come on over, I'm going to giveyou a massage.
That's what he's doing to thefish.
He's like massaging the fish.
All you got to do is put some80s porn music behind it and
it'll get real weird.
And then all this weird blackshit is coming out and that shit
is so expensive and you lookold TikTok motherfuckers taking
shots of look like fish, assFish shit, like fish shit.
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Now, now I know it's not,that's not it, but anytime you
see some some dark shit comingout the the bottom of some shit.
You thinking, oh man, that'sshit, you don't really use that
shit.
That's dookie.
I like to say that's dookie, Igotta go dookie.
That's dookie, that fish isdookie.
And then people are putting iton them, the, the, the between
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the index and like it's coke,and then they shooting dookie.
They like snorting dookie oreating a dookie.
But you know what I'm saying?
It's like Pulp Fiction, goddamn motherfuckers hitting the
caviar and then they getting theshit, the dookie, in their
mouth.
But this shit is expensive.
But it's interesting to see andit's interesting to know that
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people pay a lot of money.
My boy Gus saw the see and it'sinteresting to know that people
pay a lot of money.
My boy Gus saw the video andhe's like, yeah, the place he
works, people thousands ofdollars for caviar and outside
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of arm wrestling, you know, orwild shit.
Sometimes I have to reel my shitback in.
I told you it's dark, but you'dhave to really.
You know, have my familymembers tied up for me to do
some caviar?
I mean, you have to really tellme like, look, we got your
family tied up.
They down in the basement, wepouring, we pouring acid on toes
and shit.
And then you got to show me avideo and I'm probably going to
allow my little brother to haveabout at least eight of his toes
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burned off before I actuallytry some caviar.
And I'm sorry, bro, they'regoing to have to burn with the
acid.
They're going to take off eightof your toes when you got two
toes left.
I'm like fuck bro, alone I'mgoing to try some caviar and
then I'm going to be upset withhim when we get him free.
When he free, I'm like man, whyyour bitch ass get caught?
Now?
I had to eat some caviar.
I got dookie in my mouth.
This ain't fun.
There's nothing fun abouthaving fish.
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Dookie in my mouth Tastesexpensive, like expensive dookie
.
It's horrible.
I bet you there's no way thatshit tastes good.
And who I am judging?
I'm judging you.
Yes, I'm judging you.
It's my podcast.
I'm judging you from my fuckingpodcast room.
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Caviar looks nasty.
I ain't never tried it.
I'm vegan now, but I ain'tnever tried it.
Man, I ain't never tried it.
It ain't never lookedscrumptious.
It ain't never looked good.
I don't even know how I reactif I was on a date and she was
like I'm gonna get me somecaviar.
I look her dead in the eye andI tell her you're paying for it.
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I'm not paying for that.
I'm not paying for you to eatcaviar in front of me, to eat
dookie in front of me.
You're not going to just eatdookie in front of me.
But that's what I use myplatform for.
I try to keep it fun, keep itentertaining.
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Show places that I've been,show places that I go.
Books I'm reading, mr Murray.
I'm reading.
I'm an eighth grade teacher.
You didn't believe it, Istarted reading.
I'm reading, mr Murray.
I'm reading.
My eighth grade teacher.
You didn't believe it, Istarted reading.
I'm reading.
So many years later, I'mfinally reading.
Huh, you didn't expect that,but I am.
But I am reading, motherfucker.
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I hope that at some point thatenergy shifts and maybe we can
step back from the smallbusinesses and assassinating and
trying to take down withoutreal merit.
Hopefully I used that right.
Hopefully I used that right.
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This is Thaddeus Shea.
You're listening to CeasarMcLeod.
Applause, applause, applause,applause.
You get back to slapping people.
But um, also, when I was uh upthis morning, I seen a video of
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this.
I think he was white, it waswhite, and he was in a full
pursuit of happiness suit with abriefcase.
See, I do that with detail.
Now you can get a visualpursuit of happiness suit Right.
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Pursuit of happiness, suitRight With a briefcase Smoking.
Now what he was smoking Lookslike a cigarette.
Let's pull up the phone.
I'm gonna pull up the video andput it up there for y'all so
y'all can see Where's my shit.
I'm going to pull up the videoand put it up there for y'all so
y'all can see.
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Oh, it wasn't a briefcase, itwas a bag Full pursuit of
happiness suit.
Full pursuit of happiness suiton a bag and he's smoking a
cigarette.
But he's got to have somethingelse in the system.
So he's moving Like I've hadsix cups of coffee, maybe seven,
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but I'm sure top dollar I'mputting, I'm willing to put top
dollar.
That's premium meth.
That's premium meth, the finestof meth that you could probably
only find in a very small,small rural area in the Midwest,
somewhere where somebody's akingpin of meth, but they have
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18 four-wheelers and the trailerthat they live in has about
four deer heads in it and theyalso hello Billy.
And there it is, and he's thekingpin of the meth that's
supplying this system, or thisguy with his movement, because
I've never seen it.
Pursuit of Happiness suit Alittle bag of Siggy Moving with
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the meth energy I've never seenit.
I love social media man.
I use it for all the fun it is.
You've never seen it.
I love social media man.
I use it for all the fun it is.
You can learn a lot, see a lot.
I use it the right way.
I think I do.
I think I think I use it theright way.
It's not for me to be negativeon that.
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I'm gonna post that video.
I mean he was.
I locked my keys.
So I got, I got an olderChallenger and I locked my keys
in the car, right, and granted,listen, I don't want to get rid
of my Challenger, the 2009,.
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The rear lights, you can't, youcan't get them like that.
They're way different from anyother challenger, right?
So there's a reason why I keepyou know.
Plus, it's got sentimentalvalue dealing with my mother and
all that stuff, right.
So, um, I lock my keys in thereand I refuse for some reason,
to just not call locksmith, getmy key fobs, you know, rekeyed
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and all those things.
But I locked it in there, right.
So I had to call and you know,you know if you're black, it
black.
You know how to get into somestuff.
And my car is old enough towhere you know beautiful,
beautiful color blue.
Beautiful color blue and nicerims.
Nice rims too.
Beautiful color blue, though.
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Beautiful color blue, and nicerims nice rims too.
And she's old enough where youcan do what the blackity black
things used to do, which was Ineeded a wire hanger.
So I hit my little brother who Iwas gonna let have eight of his
toes burned off with acid oversome caviar.
I hit him.
I was like hey, bro, I knowthis is bullshit and I'm just
trying to avoid calling alocksmith and I probably should
call locksmith, but I'm justtrying to avoid you wouldn't
happen to have a wire hanger.
And B damn it, thismotherfucker had a wire hanger
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Now I'm getting back to the methstory here in a second but he
had a wire hanger.
That was more confusing to methan geometry or algebra.
Algebra, because why do youhave a wire hanger?
I don't know anybody that stillhas wire hangers.
If you have a wire hanger,please let me know you have wire
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hangers so I can block you.
I don't trust you if you stillhave wire hangers.
He had one Thank God he did,because I had to get to the club
this was Friday night Calledhim I said look man, I'm in a
tight spot, you got a widehanger.
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He going to smack his lips andsay you know, I got a wide
hanger.
I said, man, ain't no way, yougot no wide hanger.
He said I got a wide hanger.
Watch this, pull it up.
He had a wired hanger.
It was a wired hanger.
I haven't seen one, probablysince like early 2000s.
Maybe I just just don't buythem.
I didn't know they existedstill.
He had a wired hanger Maybemaybe you get them from like
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just dry cleaning.
When they do dry cleaners, dothey still give you wired
hangers when you get dry clean?
Maybe my brother don't havenothing he need to get dry
cleaning.
That's fucked up to say.
I'm sorry it's fucked up to saybut I don't think he has
anything that requires drycleaning.
I don't know why he got a wiredhanger.
Can't leave the hood, he can'ttake the hood out of him, but he
got a wired hanger.
He brought it over.
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We got in there, and the reasonI even bring it up because we
was there's spot moments whenblack people are doing shit,
right.
When black people are doingshit that fits the black people
stereotype, but we not doing theblack people stereotype shit,
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there's a level of nervousnessthat happens.
You get nervous, you startlooking.
I'm breaking into my own shit,this is my shit.
But one of my neighbors isgoing to say something.
I know they're going to saysomething, because what am I
doing?
What am I doing?
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Just trying to break into myown whippity whip and
successfully mind my ass.
We had to get through.
We was wiggling in that moment.
This ain't going in 60 seconds.
Nicholas Cage would bedisappointed.
But we was working it.
We was jimmying.
He was like go there, go overthere.
I said I'm going to try and I'mtrying.
He said go up there.
I said I'm going up that way.
So I'm jimmying, we jimmyingwith the hanger and we working
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and we making it work.
Boom, we get in there right.
And now the next thing I saidcool, doom, doom, doom, doom,
doom.
And we jimmy in there.
We get in there and we wrap itaround the the lock right, cause
you can still get in there.
And it's like right there, andI'm like I try to pull up.
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It's like we made a little loopon the hanger and we in there
and you can hear the MissionImpossible theme is doom, doom,
doom, doom and you can feel it.
You get, get goosebumps.
You're like I'm doing somethingI'm supposed to do but I'm
moving up to the blackstereotype but I'm not doing
black stereotype shit.
And then all of a sudden I pullup and I miss.
I'm like fuck, I go back in.
So how much time we got left.
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He said I ain't keeping time.
But I felt like he should havebeen keeping time because it was
a very pressured situation,because I don't want no white
people to call no cops.
So we get in there and I missagain.
Shit, I'm getting frustrated.
You know black people havesmall tolerances for fucking up
on some bullshit.
That should be working easily.
It's right there.
Third try wow, big shade got it.
Sucker, unlock that muck book,grab my fucked up ass key fob.
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We did it.
I looked at him, he looked atme and it was something about
the moment that made us.
You know, we just feltSomething together.
You don't get a chance.
People do regular things theyhave like Thanksgiving and
Christmas with their family, meand my brother.
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Man, we break it in my own car.
Man, that shit means somethingto me.
That shit deep to me you knowwhat I'm saying that shit deep
fam Success.
We did it, man, you come rightout of a comic book.
I do, I do.
By the way, we met Jim Kelly.
We met Jim Kelly at Comic-Con.
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I talked about it.
I talked about Comic-Con, mylast episode.
I forgot to mention we met JimKelly.
It's pretty cool, man, but yeah, we was able to get in there.
The reason I even brought thatup to go along with Methy Meth
was because we was moving, likehim, we was looking around, we
was paranoid.
When you see the video, he'slike he's jerking and shaking
and shit and looking around andshit.
And that's what you're notsupposed to do, though, but we
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was doing it, because we ain'treal professional criminals.
You're supposed to look steady,have steady hands, like a
surgeon Dr Strange, before hishands got fucked up, but then,
eventually, dr Strange, when hegot his shit together you know
what I'm saying when he got hishands back, he was steady.
Me and my brother, we weren'tsteady, we was nervous.
He was looking around because wedidn't want the police to pull
up, because it wasn't going tobe nothing but tases and ass
beatings.
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I'm like this is my car.
They said this ain't your car.
Look at this challenge.
That's the tasing happening.
They was going to beat us up.
They was going to whoop our assand throw us in the back and be
like this is my car.
Oh shit, this is my bad.
This is your car.
And he was going to let us outand we was going to be bleeding
and hurting though suing.
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This is daddy in shade.
This is the season will go out.
And it's so crazy because theclub was packed.
They were the people there.
They were there to see herrapping her songs.
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I didn't even know she hadsongs.
I didn't even know her songswere towards Travis Barker
Blink-182 songs.
I didn't even know she hadsongs.
I didn't even know her songswere towards Travis Barker
Blink-182.
I used to listen to Blink-182.
I didn't know her songs weretowards Alabama.
I don't even know these thingsuntil I researched it.
I don't, I didn't know, and I'mlike Travis Barker's daughter.
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I'm like this guy's a drummer,he's a nice guy.
I think I don't know him.
I like to think in my headTravis Barker's a nice guy.
Say we had to.
You know I'm in LA.
You know I'm happening to goout and get a little yogurt,
dairy-free, and you know he's inthere.
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I expect the conversation to benice between me and Travis
Barker.
It's a nice conversation, youknow.
I tell him how I wanted to playdrums, he's like, no, you
didn't.
I'm like, yeah, I know I didn't, but I'm making conversation
with you and he's like you knowwhat you kind of look like
Shaquille O'Neal, and I'm likeend of the conversation.
But I think it's going to be anice end to the conversation,
like hey, man, have a good day.
He's like you too, shaquille.
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But I didn't know they wasbeefing and they were in there
rapping their songs.
It was an interesting energy tosee.
It's very interesting and verysocial media driven and the
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negative was heavy and I wasshocked.
You know you get the newercelebrities.
They're not really thatfriendly.
When you're new, you're notreally that friendly.
It's not even a coin toss.
Most of them are very.
They're not really thatfriendly.
When you're new, you're notreally that friendly.
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It's not even a coin toss.
Most of them are very, verynose up in the ass.
Don't talk to me, you peasant.
Don't look this way, youpeasant.
Oh, don't look at me, but it'salways the veterans.
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I say this multiple times.
It's always the vets that arethe coolest, willing to shake
everybody's hand, talk to people.
They've just been famous and sothey're like, yeah, I've been
famous, so I know what it comeswith.
Don't get too close.
I'm a guy that makes you.
I put you in a headlock,people's elbow on your eyeball.
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Don't get too close, because TIand Tiny came in.
They just came in.
They were doing a show inTucson, arizona.
You know they gave Corey theheads up, they were coming and
they wanted to stop in the club.
And it's wild, because it's TIand his wife Tiny, who's from
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the group Xscape.
His wife is from the groupXscape and TI is TI right,
legendary R&B group, rb groupescape.
His wife tiny ti, hip-hoproyalty, legendary rapper,
coming to the club.
Now I have big time excitement.
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Oh shit, it's ti, ti, it's TIjust was watching Ant-Man.
Ti was in Ant-Man 2.
I was just watching that and Ilistened to a shit ton of TI
right and TI get there.
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He cool as hell.
He been famous for a long time,still wanted space.
You know, you old, so you knowI don't mean to call you old
lady, but you old Nigga wantedspace.
He old.
He with his wife.
They was having a good time.
He wanted space, but he wasstaying high.
He was taking pictures at theend of the night.
No, no, no.
Frowns no.
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Upside down frowns no.
Back to fuck up, no attitude,just cool enjoying himself.
Great for me.
But what's weird and it's not tosay that the youngins don't
know who he is they didn't haveit like bad baby coming, it's
just bro, bro.
The craziest thing is to watchthe difference, because you know
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ti's royalty, right, bad babyti come in the club and there's
some people up there like, ohshit, that's ti, but it wasn't
the same.
And I'm like, and I'm madbecause I'm like it's, it's ti,
but ti go on tour.
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Tour sells out.
I understand because peoplethere's a whole run of us who
absolutely are big fans of ti,so the tour gonna sell out.
Wherever we go, it's ti, theyoung youth.
And they're like, oh, it's justan old nigga on the stage.
I think that's somebody.
And they on their phones on thedance floor.
They, they on the floor gettingfreaky, pulling out their
phones.
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Come on, girl, keep shakingthat ass.
She's like I'm going to keepshaking that ass, but let me
pull out my phone.
He's like I'm going to pull outmy phone too, because I don't
know who on the stage right now.
Come on, girl, Keep shakingthat ass.
I seen him in Roll Bounce, thinkthat's the name of the movie.
Oh yeah, he rap.
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I know what he do.
I know what his skill is he rap.
That's TI.
His son played a guitar.
He a cold guitarist.
I know his son and I'm stillshaking my ass.
I know who that is too, but Idon't really care.
I'm like how you don't care.
It's TI and his wife Tiny, andthey was playing.
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And it's just mind blowing tome Because I knew when I was
growing up, I knew everybody,even if they wasn't from my time
.
If, say, for example, you knownine, 10, 9, say, 12, 13,.
I'm going to even do this alittle bit better, but at 12, 13
and I'm with my mama and we atWalmart, luther Vandross there,
I'm going to know who LutherVandross is and I'm going to be
happy for my mama.
I'm going to be happy.
Oh shit, that's Luther Vandross, right?
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Let me see.
I'm trying to put this togetherwhere it makes sense, where it
makes sense.
I ain't listening to FreshPrince.
Nah, I can't use Fresh PrinceRakim.
Right, I ain't listening toRakim like that.
As I got older, I listened toRakim Rakim, come anywhere.
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I'm like, oh shit, that'sfucking Rakim, I'm going to lose
my mind.
Right, that's how he was.
There was an appreciation forpeople that came before.
These motherfuckers don't careLike that's TI that influenced
hip-hop massively and TV showsand movies, and his wife was in
the Escape, the R&B group andthey had their own reality TV
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show.
And you don't.
There's no appreciation Becausethey carried themselves.
Well, that's what it is.
You got to be sloppy and shitty.
I'm bitching like an old person.
I'm sorry.
I apologize, ladies andgentlemen, but it was a big deal
.
Ti and Tiny came into thebuilding.
I'm looking at the young youth.
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I'm like y'all don't appreciatethis at all.
Not a tiny bit for them to popin the building.
There was some people that hadtheir cameras out.
All of us, everybody on stageand everybody around had their
cameras out.
We trying to get pictures.
The staff was trying to getpictures, a lot of the young
youth.
They was just.
We don't know who is TI.
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I was very disappointed.
Bad baby, they was nuts, nuts,ti and them come in the building
because we can't, because TI isgoing to cost a grip to just
bring him to the club.
We can't do that.
But he came in the party andnothing.
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There's something about goingback and learning about the
people who are a part of a genrewhether it's music, television,
history, whatever it is andlearning about who had heavy
impact.
Now we got one hit wonders thathad heavy hell shit.
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Ice Ice Baby, vanilla Ice.
That was heavy impact.
He was one of the first whiterappers.
You know what I'm saying.
You hear the song Ice Ice Baby.
You're like oh shit, it's Ice,ice, baby.
You learn there's one hitwonders and then there's people
who have heavy, heavy, heavyimpact and you appreciate heavy,
heavy impact just from astandpoint of like enjoying the
genres of music, just becauseyou want to know and learn and
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appreciate where the past meetspresent and where the present is
going to eventually turn intothe future.
You just want to have a goodidea of it all and have some
appreciation for winning.
That's what I think.
I didn't see Rage and Bull,robert De Niro.
I have great appreciation forhow long Robert De Niro's been
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doing his thing.
I've seen a lot of his movies.
I might go watch Rage and Bull,robert De Niro's in my presence
.
I'm not going to be like Imight go watch Raging Bull,
robert De Niro's in my presence.
I'm not going to be like, oh,that's Robert De Niro.
I'm like, oh shit, I'm notrunning up to him because his
security chopped me in thethroat, but I am going to be
like I was out and about andRobert De Niro was in the same
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place.
I was at.
That's fucking Robert De Niro.
I'm going to know who he is andI'm going to say what's up.
I'm going to say what's up, rob, how you doing?
Rob, it's me, it's Thaddeus,but I know all the young cats.
I try to learn all the youngcats.
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As soon as they bring them up,I try to learn them.
I try to understand them, notunderstand them, but I listen to
them and, um, pull up theirmusic.
If the music hit, I'll add themto the Apple, you know.
If it don't, you know thatnever gets any play in the ride,
man, they never gets any playon the ride.
It's just interesting, man, to,to, to witnesses, to, to witness
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the difference, the young,youth and, you know, the older
generation.
You see it, I see it all thetime.
It's a big difference, one ofthe cool things about my gig is
just looking and seeing andpeople watching and learning a
lot about the generation belowyou as far as and people think
it's just partying, but you, youget to still learn a lot.
You get to, you get to to seehow people move, shake, interact
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with each other, how they react, what they react to the BPMs,
how they move the energy.
What song does what?
What old song does what to them, how they react to this song
from the 90s or 2000s.
It's a bunch of stuff.
This is a bunch of stuff youlearn.
Oh man, I've had some hiccupsthis episode.
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I've been recording and shit'sbeen happening.
My recording been stopping.
I've been having to fix that,so there'll be some punch-ins.
That's bullshit.
I don't normally have this typeof problem and I'm frustrated
and I'm angry.
I'm an angry man right now.
You don't understand.
I'm an angry man.
I don't like to be angry, butI'm angry.
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I'm mad, but I'm happy to havedone this episode with you and
I'm actually going to cut this alittle shorter than I wanted
Just because I'm a little bitfrustrated.
You just be frustratedsometimes.
Sometimes you just befrustrated sometimes.
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Sometimes you just be mad.
You got to figure out theproblem, and that's what I love
to do when it comes totechnology and my software is.
I just love to figure out thefucking problem.
Ladies and gentlemen, this isThaddeus Shea.
You're listening to SeasonableCloud.
I want to thank you forlistening.
Please subscribe and share.
I hope you got some laughs outof this, even though I'm going
to clean this thing up and makeit sound like maybe not too much
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happened, because I like toleave all the chaos in the
sounds, the noises, the ricketychair, my arm moving around you
hear it all.
I like to leave it all in, butthis episode's got a little bit
of some hitches and someglitches and I'm going to fix
these bitches Until next week.
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Stay cool, stay calm, put onsome lip balm.
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