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Speaker 1 (00:34):
Hello, ladies and
gentlemen, I am Thaddeus Shade.
You're listening to SeasonableClout and applause, please.
Thank you.
The crowd is so kind to me.
Yes, they are Seasonable Clout.
(00:56):
Thaddeus Shade, november 8th,2023.
You know, I got to say to datesometimes because I like to
think that maybe in the future,deep down in the future,
somebody will find this and theywill listen to me and they'll
be like you know what?
2023 was this shit?
(01:16):
Not really, but they mightthink that because it might be
like Mad Max type and lookingscenery and everybody's like
half naked with some weird painton their face and spikes in the
back of their neck andeverybody likes to eat snake.
I don't know what that's about,but I'm assuming snake is the
(01:38):
delicacy of the Mad Max erathat's sure to come in 40 years
from now.
I don't know if they know that2023 was pretty decent.
It's like a beautiful morning.
We're in the holiday season.
I'm not going to sugarcoat that.
I'm not going to say that we'recoming up on the holiday season
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because as soon as November 1sthit, it was the holiday season.
It was the holiday season andwe in it right now.
Oh, wait, a minute, one moretime for Seasonable Clout.
Oh, stop.
They're just so active today,anyway.
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So let's get into the episode.
Let's talk about last week'swork.
Damn, I was so special lastweek.
I did an amazing amount of worklast week.
Fancy myself a hard worker.
I did an episode last weektalking about Instagram pages
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and pages being reported falselyand getting taken down, and you
could do these things, thesesteps to potentially save your
page, get it back, things likethat and there's some more
things you could do.
If you listen to the episode,you know I got some more tips,
trips, wait tips, tricks, booksthat I could put into the clip
(03:06):
and then shoot your way.
You know what I'm saying.
If you ever have some problems,you just got to DM me and you
know I can help you out.
But I did talk about that insome of the safeguard things you
could do to kind of protectyour page.
You know, and you know some ofthe folks that lost their pages,
(03:27):
some of the women that losttheir pages, they got them back.
You know I'm happy for them.
You know I'm just in a round ofapplause, moody, outside of the
Instagram post and talkingabout reported pages.
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I finally, I finally, ladies andgentlemen, I finally did an
interview.
Now I've done interviews on mypodcast before.
You can scroll back, scrollback to a niggas back days and
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you can see the disney.
I said this nigga had theinterviews.
But I never have done a videointerview and I did one last
week.
I pulled it off.
I was hungry for it.
I've been hungry for this.
I told you what I wanted to do.
I got the hard work.
I wanted to get the hard workdone.
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I wanted to game, I wanted torecord myself game and I wanted
to get video interviews.
Now this face is for my motherto love.
It's not a face for y'all tocherish.
That's just the truth.
I'm not going to stand up thereand say you know what I'm
really looking to do?
A CK ad.
You know, let me see what's outthere and let me go put my face
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on a CK ad.
That's not what I'm here for.
But I could get a role gettingmy ass whooped by Daredevil on a
disney channel because I gotthat type of face.
You know what I'm saying.
I got that type of face.
I ain't saying I got the CKmodel face.
I got the come here andsomebody whoop my ass in the TV
show face.
That's the face that I have.
So you won't see my face.
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You'll see the people that I'minterviewing.
You see they face is shot likethat.
I don't want to do where yousee me and the person and you
focus on looking at me and seeme.
I don't really want to see hisface.
If he could do anything to blurhis face out while he talking
to that, to the reporter, or hetalked to the person that create
clothes, I hope that he couldblur his face out.
That's what I want.
That's what I really need.
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I don't want to watch this shitbecause he's got his face.
That's why I'm not going to dothe up.
So I did my very first one andlet me tell you, before I even
tell you about who I interviewed, the work was legit.
You people that are richTalking rich.
(06:02):
Now I got a couple of duckets.
You know what I'm saying.
I got a parking ticket.
I could pay it.
I do.
You know I need to.
You know.
You know I do something alittle fucked up with the law.
I could probably pay my lawyerfriend.
You're the probably in that Igot a few duckies, but I don't
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have money where I can do this.
I produce my own shit.
I write all my own stuff down.
Okay, listen, that last part,that last part was a little bit
of a lot.
I've been using chat GPT tokind of help me with, like,
making my stuff look clean.
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Now I got my own ideas.
Now, listen, I do my own ideas.
But I do use chat GPT to makeit look good and they help me
with the breakdown.
You know what I'm saying Now,that's just the truth.
Now I don't want you knowjudging me.
Let me just sip of this coffeereal quick.
Hold on, you know what it isabout the coffee.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
So I do.
I did do the interview and Idon't have.
I do all this myself.
I don't.
Do you know?
I don't have nobody to help meproduce the show, or when I did
the interview, I had to cut thevideo up myself.
I'm cutting this thing upmyself.
I'm editing this thing myself.
I created my overlay myself.
Do you know how?
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much work that shit was, man.
Do you know how much work thatshit was?
And I'm doing this from.
I'm doing this from a Mac.
I'm sending from a Mac to myphone and I'm doing more shit in
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my phone and I'm sending to oneapp.
I use Capcut.
Yeah, I use Capcut.
I paid for the pro too.
I told you I got the duckies.
I ain't got big duckies, but Igot a little duckie.
I paid for the pro.
You know what I'm saying.
So I send it over to my phoneand I'm in the Capcut in my
phone.
After I just used the Capcut onmy Mac, I sent it from a Mac to
my phone.
I used the Capcut in my phone.
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Then I send that video toInShot.
That's another app on my phone.
I'm doing shit with InShotbecause I'm trying to get the
audio because from here becausethis audio, I have it mastered.
You know what I'm saying.
When I mix it, I get itmastered and that audio sounds
better.
I'm trying to lay it down and Igot to use multiple apps.
I'm doing all this myself.
Do you understand?
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I have no knowledge in this.
This is not a skill set.
Now, vocal wise, because I didmusic for a long time quality of
the vocals quality of music,making sure I sound good.
(09:07):
I have a skill set in that,right.
That's why I play around with.
I play around with the settingsall the time.
I think I found my home in mysettings.
But I care about how I sound,how you hear me, in my
compressing my vocals, in my EQand my vocals, you know, saying
taking the noise out.
(09:27):
I care about those things, Iknow those things right, but I
don't have that that graphicwork.
That's not my skill set.
Editing videos, that's not myskill set, even though I have
taken a interest in it.
It is not my skill set.
So I did this interview and Ispent a lot of time slicing some
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things up, moving some thingsaround.
I like to think that when I dothe interviews I'm trying to
keep as much as possible outsideof somebody saying you know,
hey, when I was younger I usedto find raccoons and I would
kill them.
Don't recommend nobody killingraccoons.
What I'm saying.
(10:11):
I wouldn't let nobody get onhere and say some shit like that
, because then you're probably amurderer secretly.
But if they did, I would get inand I would cut it out and I
would then deliver it to youguys to make it seem like an
upstanding human being butthey're really not, because they
just talked about killingraccoons.
But you didn't know thatbecause I cut it out.
But most of the time damn,they're 95% of the time I'm
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going to keep the whole join upin that motherfucker, and so I
had to keep it real.
You know what I'm saying.
I don't like to do all thatediting.
I like to sit that camera up,motherfucker.
I like to tell thatmotherfucker action and I like
for that motherfucker to be real.
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Have some fun.
Put a smile on your face.
So I did it.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I did it, I did it, I
did it, I did it, I did it, I
did it, I got it done.
You know what it feels like toget something done.
You really want to get done.
That feeling is hard to comeacross.
You know what I'm saying.
To actually accomplishsomething, that your brain is,
it's like on fire for to to, tojump in the mud with white
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curries.
I say courage.
You know what I'm saying.
I buy courage.
I got over 55 pairs of courage.
I buy courage.
So if I jump in some mud withsome white courage on you best
believe I'm trying to get awayfrom zombies or I'm trying to
get to an end destination that'sgot a pot of gold at the end of
that, motherfucker.
And that's what I'm saying.
When it comes to getting itdone, I feel like, as I continue
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doing this, there's a pot ofgold.
That's why I'm willing to jumpin the mud with some white
courage.
So now, to you, it could besome shell-toedidas yuck.
To you, it could be some Yeezy,some white Yeezy's double yuck.
I am hating on the Yeezys, butI do own a pair, shhh.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Man, you come right
out of a comic book.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Some of you it might
be Jays.
Now listen, I do buy a patentleather.
Jays, the 11s, I do buy them.
Okay, I don't rock them, but Ido buy them.
That's a weird thing, but I do.
I do it.
But to get the gold accomplishedit feels so good, it's like,
(12:45):
let me see.
It's like, oh, do you rememberthe nice old lady that was the
Oracle and the Matrix?
She was a sweet lady, the veryfirst one.
Even in the second one she wassweet, even though she had to
get a new body and stuff becauseof the Matrix.
Right, the first lady.
When Neal walks in and she'sbaking cookies, she's just sweet
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and nice and she gave Neal acookie.
That's how it feels toaccomplish a goal.
It's sweet, it's nice, it feelsgood.
At the end you get to bite thecookie and the cookie tastes
good.
It goes down well.
You deserve the cookie causeyou put the work in Shay.
You deserve the cookie causeyou put the work in curl at
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Walmart.
Use the manager.
I remember you.
You didn't bag my stuff, right?
Sorry, that was a bit much.
I'm sorry, carol, but next timebag my shit right.
That's just the real.
When you go to bag Shay's shit,you bag that shit, right.
You don't single bag twocartons of oat milk.
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It's gonna rip and I might haveto experience that on the way
to the car.
I'm six, three, I'm old, Idon't need to bend down to pick
up the cartons.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I don't know where
the shit went, man, you come
right out of a comic book, but Iinsta-cart.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Now I don't even go
to the store, no more.
I don't know what's been goingon.
I spent my money on insta-cart.
My mom's gotta be ashamed of me.
She's looking down.
She's like this nigga, when didwe get like this?
Huh?
But anyway, but I accomplisheda goal.
So I did the interview and Iinterviewed Beatrice Martinez,
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dope, awesome young lady who isat the Cronkite, who is at the
Cronkite School, arizona StateUniversity, cronkite, studying
or finishing being a sportsreporter, slash anchor.
(14:56):
And this lady is good and shewill go for and I am super proud
of her.
I don't know what happened therewas a mix of things happening
there, but she was an incrediblefirst interview.
I gotta get back into thegroove.
I haven't interviewed somebodyin a very long time, so there's
a groove you get back into.
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But it was dope, it was fun.
She talked about talking toMichael Strahan and Hannah
Montana's, like her favoriteshow, shame, I Know, talked
about I'm sorry, listen.
So I'm a realist.
I'm keeping that in.
(15:37):
That was a little bit of like aburp.
I was trying to disguise it,but it was a little bit of burp.
Just roll with me.
Let's keep the action going andaction.
So she also talked about.
You know one of the heads forFox.
You know having that, that lovefor her, you know that
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appreciation, letting her knowthat she will be going far,
that's a magical moment.
Can you imagine somebody high up, high, high, high up, you and
your field of work, somebodyhigh up, say you just started.
You know you're high up, sayyou just starting out at the
family dollar, right, and youbelieve in the family dollar
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business and you've been puttinghours in hours working, putting
the toxic Hawaiian punch up onthe shelves, just right, so the
people could see it and be likeyou know what I want?
That diabetes.
You've been doing the work.
The yellow bags all right, isthat dollar general?
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It might be down there, butyou've been doing the work.
And then, let's just say, theregional manager comes in.
He's like Shaniqua, you arefantastic and you will be moving
up soon.
You're going to be a star inthe family dollar world.
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You trust me.
Shaniqua, stay strong, staystrong.
Do the work.
You going for Shaniqua, that isdope, and she talked about that
.
Not the family dollar, but theFox, big-wigged Fox, talking to
her at the Super Bowl.
That's major, that's majorPeople should.
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All you know you get thatexperience People showing you
love for what you do, how you doit, how you present yourself,
how you talk hey, I fuckingwalking, you know let's come
from.
But those type of things youknow they could keep you pushing
, they could keep you movingforward.
(17:49):
So you know, I always say youknow, keep working.
I zombie through a lot of things, even though I'm not, I feel
like I'm not making Olympic typespeed, running strides to where
I'm trying to be.
But if I zombie there,eventually I get there, I wake
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up, make a little progress, makea little bit more progress,
make a little bit more progressand I make a little bit more
progress.
And then, look, I did my firstepisode man Video video episode.
It's on YouTube BeatriceMartinez.
We talked about a lot of things55 minutes worth of gabbing.
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She's a beautiful young lady.
Go check out the interview.
It's really dope.
When you get to the YouTubethis is important, damn it.
When you get to the YouTube,you subscribe.
Don't be like that.
You subscribe, you like.
If you feel generous enough,you share that interview.
(18:54):
That interview is deep.
It's funny.
Okay, it's not really that deep.
I don't like to do crazy shit.
I'm not a crazy person.
This thing will be some.
You know.
You know why I hate men.
You know why I hate men.
It ain't gonna be like that.
You know why I hate women.
It ain't gonna be like that.
(19:15):
I like to have fun.
I also let them know whatpeople do, how they're getting
there.
This is fun.
This is dope.
This is educational.
This reading rainbow, it'sSesame Street mixed with a
little NYPD blue.
Listen, for the kids that don'tknow what NYPD blue is, for the
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young cats, go ahead and hitthe Google button.
Go ahead and hit the Googlebutton, because I just put
reading rainbow.
I describe my interviews asreading rainbow, sesame Street
and NYPD blue.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Man, you come right
out of a comic book.
I do.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
I do, but the
interview is dope, it's really
dope.
I'll be ordering, ordering.
I have another interviewhappening this Friday with a
colleague of mine.
Oh, JT Hums will be in thebuilding and we'll be talking
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about his clothing line.
A modern rock star.
Yeah, we'll be talking aboutthat.
I am black man.
I know where does all this shitcome from.
I am blackity black.
I am a niggas nigga.
You know from the hood, fromthe ghetto, but I don't know
where all this shit comes from.
All this shit just be wired andit just pops out.
(20:42):
And I'm just an honest, Nelly.
I'm just an honest Harry, Anhonest, an honest.
I couldn't come up withsomething.
But yeah, you know, you knowwhat I mean.
I just on this podcast, I am me.
When I am in public and I'mpromoting, I'm in the club.
I'm not all the way me.
(21:03):
If you come up and talk to me,you get like a little pinch of
salt of me, but not all the wayme.
All right, just remember that Iam pure entertainment.
In the world of imagination.
You will see I don't understandand, but I'm pure entertainment
(21:26):
.
If you know me, if you don't,you like me, I think you'd
probably murder people.
He's a murderer.
He stabs people, but I don't,All right anyway.
But yes, please subscribe.
Go check out the interview Idid with Beatrice Martinez.
It's fantastic, You'll love it.
It's a good, good, good, good,good, good, good fun interview
and I had a lot of fun doingthat.
You know what I'm saying.
(21:46):
Make sure you go subscribe andyou like.
Now moving on to something Ireally care about, because man,
you are in a court of law.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
There are a lot of
people in here.
We can't hear you.
Your honor, you're gonna haveto make them speak up.
What does GTD stand for?
Got the droves, okay.
Subscribe.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
I just like to play
that clip.
Sometimes it don't make nosense for me to play it, but I
just have it in there becauseit's one of my favorite clips
and that episode was one of myfavorite Martin episodes.
So if you go, look, you watchMartin, you know what I'm
talking about.
If you haven't go back, it wasa 90s TV show for the young
folks and I be around youngpeople all the time.
Man, I'm a decade or two, I'm agood two decades ahead of most
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of the people.
I party with they, you know.
Whatever, go check out Martin,it's beautiful.
I came up on some new coffee.
All right, you know how I amabout my coffee and this won't
take long, cause I got otherstuff to get to.
But in espresso and y'all andI've talked about this previous
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episodes I'm a holiday guy.
I don't fuck around, I'm aholiday guy.
If I was, if I was a badassassassin and I was going to go
assassinate somebody, my sniper,my gun, my sniping gun, my you
know, psst, psst, pew, pew, pew,pew, my sniping gun would like
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be wrapped in wrapping paperChristmas wrapping paper and I
would.
And I would assassinatesomebody when a Santa had on my.
A Santa had on my head, youknow, on my belly rifle on the
shoulder humming.
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I wish you a Merry Christmas.
Psst, psst, psst, psst, psst,psst, psst, psst.
Everybody gone, happy holidays.
I'm back on a plane in New Yorkto go look at the Rockefeller
Christmas tree.
That's how much I am a fuckingholiday guy.
Now, moving to my coffee inespresso, drop the holiday pack
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your guy bought for the peoplewho give a fuck.
Listen, the holiday pack islegit, all right, they got a
frosted caramel nut.
Hoo wee, you know what I'msaying Hoo, wee, frosted caramel
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nut.
Imagine Gal Gadot coming up toyou and say you know what I want
?
To shampoo your hair and giveyou a scalp massage.
That's what that frostedcaramel nut tastes like.
What Amazing.
(24:51):
Now they also got a seasonaldelight spices.
Now, listen.
Now, this isn't.
This is this.
Actually is one of those onesthat I think about the Folger's
commercials.
The best part of waking up isFolger.
I think that guy closed hiseyes while he was singing it.
I bet you he closed his eyeswhile the best part awake.
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I know he closed his eyesbecause you could really get
into that, but you got to closeyour eyes when you get into that
Folger's theme song Best partof anyway.
So this season of delightspices has got a fantastic aroma
.
Smell to it.
You could really smell thatjoint.
Now when my black ass grabbed it, did my little thing to it,
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hooked it up with the littlesauces I'd be putting up in that
hole yeah, I talk a littleblack, sometimes I put my little
sauces up in that hole and thatshit, that shit hit and that it
made me feel like St Nick.
Ah, you see the rhyme.
That shit hit it.
(25:57):
It made me feel like St Nick.
I was in this video like ho ho,ho, ho, yeah, man, that was
that one was fire.
And then they had Festa, festaof Black Double Expressel, festa
Festa.
Why am I saying Festa, festa,festa of Black Double Expressel?
(26:18):
Now, you know, that's actuallywhat I'm sipping on right now.
That's probably why I'm wired.
You know, when you sip thatFesta Black Double Expressel, I
have to imagine you make.
It's like how Clint Eastwood orJohn Wayne felt when they'd
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walk into the bar in the Westernand the bartender slams down a
fucking glass.
You hear the pour and that shitinside that cup would set a
forest on fire.
And John Wayne or ClintEastwood picked that joint up.
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Hit that sum bitch.
That's how that Festa of BlackDouble Expressel was, but it's
good, fantastic.
If you're a coffee person likeme, head over to an espresso,
pick that up.
That's my shit.
Now, listen, last night I'mchilling, right, me and the lady
(27:23):
we're chilling.
Me and the lady we're chilling.
We like to, you know chill,we're calm people, we're calm,
we're calm, we're cool, we'rehip and we calm though.
So we like to watch movies.
So I put on this movie, dumbMoney, and now I'm gonna take
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you back.
I'm about to take y'all back.
All right, dumb Money.
It's a newer movie and basedoff a true event.
You know the story of GameStop'sUnexpected Rise, featuring
Keith Gill, portrayed by theactor known for playing the
Riddler.
Yeah, when you, when you getinto my comic book movies listen
, it's important when you getinto my comic book movies, my
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comic book movies, when you getinto my DCs, when you get into
my Marvels, you become thatperson.
You understand what I'm saying?
You become that person.
You don't, you no longer have agovernment name.
You become the character.
So Keith Gill, who was the guythat predicted the rise of
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GameStop, of GameStop, who put50K into GameStop before anybody
did, he's played by the Riddler.
Now, listen, this guy is afantastic actor and he's a great
actor, but he's known as theRiddler to me and I feel bad for
that.
And I walk up to him in personin Hollywood.
Maybe I see him in Hollywood,you know, maybe I catch him at
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this, maybe I catch him at aGameStop.
How it happens I don't know themagic of of the world can make
it happen.
Why just walk into a GameStopand I'm like, oh shit, the
Riddler.
He's going to look at me.
I don't know how he's going tofeel about it, but it's a
possibility that he's likeBroden did so much work.
(29:16):
How are you calling me theRiddler?
But you're the Riddler to menow.
And if you don't, you haven'tseen Matt Reeves Batman.
You're missing out, because hewas a great bad guy.
The Riddler.
He plays Keith Gill, the guythat put 50.
K up for GameStop.
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Right, that is some.
That's some gangster shit.
That's some gangster shit.
That's some motherfucker whoknow what he's doing.
Right, you know, we got a lotof things that are gangster.
You know, going to a bad partof the neighborhood and getting
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gas at one o'clock in themorning, that's gangster.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
You know what I'm
saying.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
That's gangster, you
know.
Walking in the whole foodsWalking, walking into whole
foods with the EBT card, that'sgangster.
You know what I'm saying.
Getting getting governmentassistance, but you like the
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fight, the fighter things, youlike the finer foods.
Walking in the whole foods withthe EBT card is pretty gangster
.
I can't even that's gangster.
I can't even lie to you.
Him taking 50 K of his family'smoney and in putting putting
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into GameStop.
I know you all remember thatwhen it was to the moon I seen
it everywhere to the moon.
Amc was in there a little bitto the moon.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Moon.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Moon, that's so cool.
Man Do knew what he was doing,put 50 K in there.
People thought he was nuts,except for his wife.
What does it mean when you havea supporting girlfriend or wife
?
What does that do for you?
It puts you in a Bonnie andClyde mode she, you and her,
against the world.
Support.
She has.
She supported them.
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Because when you listen, 50 K,when you just you know I'm
saying you go down to Vegas, sayyou in Vegas and you got the
duckies, but you seven days passon that rent, you got about two
grand.
You put it on the table, youlook up, you up 20, 20 K and you
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say you know what?
I'm going to put it all in Ifyour wife is there for that,
most wives that are therewatching you.
As you put the last two K y'allhad up and rent is 3200.
Are the mortgage will be nice,the mortgage 3200.
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And she's standing right behindyou, to the side of you, to the
left or to the right, you couldchoose.
She's standing right there andyou put and you up 20 K and you
say I'm going all in again.
She live with us, start chokingyour ass and tell her, and tell
her dealer, know the fuck heain't.
He's no longer in cash.
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That motherfucker out.
I'm going to finish choking himand y'all put the chips over
here, because what the fuck,especially if you don't
understand, can't nobody come tome?
You know, I got to have fullfaith that you come to me and
say man, I want $500,.
Man, I'm going to put it in onthis bet.
(32:51):
I'm going to put it on AnthonyDavis to hit five threes tonight
.
Give me 500.
I know it's going to hit.
No, you the fuck, you're not,you're not.
I'm not giving you 500 forAnthony Davis to hit five threes
tonight.
Man, I'm telling you, I knowwhat I'm talking about.
I'm telling you, a D got inthem tonight.
He playing somebody that'sundersized, he playing the
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undersized center tonight, youknow, and he going to be wanting
to shoot.
He been hitting his threes, heshooting 75% of his threes.
Is she give me the 500?
No, I'm not giving you 500.
You know what I'm saying.
But that motherfucker, somebody, you know you get enough of a
compelling argument.
I'm like all right, here's thefive.
(33:34):
Just know, if you lose the five, that's your ass.
I got to get it back somehow.
So I got to whoop some ass, buthe was putting 50 K up, 50 K on
stocks.
He knew what he was doing.
His wife supported him.
His friend thought he was crazyat first.
Did he find out?
This motherfucker's a genius?
(33:55):
This motherfucker started amovement Everybody was putting,
putting money into the game.
Stop stop, I'm a realmotherfucker.
I'm gonna leave that here.
Let me get a little sip realquick.
So he put this, he put themoney in and then Seth Rogan's
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in it.
He plays Gabe Plotkin.
Gabe Plotkin, gabe Plotkin.
I think he was the head ofMelvin something, some financial
company, and he was the head of, you know, seth.
Seth is my guy, Seth is my guy.
(34:43):
I'm not gonna lie to you, seth.
If I'm at the crib and he wantsto come over, I'm like man, I'm
at the crib making vegansausages and eggs.
You want some, bro, and I'mgonna make it for him because
he's he's.
He's my guy, that's my guy.
But I guess his company wasbasically betting on GameStop to
freaking fail.
It didn't fail because you knowwhy?
(35:04):
Keith Gill set the set, theinternet ablaze and everybody
was putting money and this was2021.
So when you, when you go viral,you go viral with some shit.
It's on Tik Tok.
Everybody was putting money in.
And then my guy my other guy inthere, when his soldier I was
like he's got a name, he's got amovie I like called Fresh, he's
(35:28):
fucking murderer.
I shouldn't have told you thatWinner soldier, he's in it.
I know I do Heard what I said.
If you are in a comic book orMarvel movie, the DC or Marvel
movie, you are that person.
Now you are no longer in the DCor Marvel movie.
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You are that person.
Now you no longer have a realgovernment name.
But he plays a character calledVlad T, cause I don't know the
dude's last name, I couldn't sayit, so I just put Vlad T.
But he was the owner of a.
Him and his boy owned RobinHood.
You know they was crooked, somecrooked shit going on, a lot of
crooked shit, but the movie'sfantastic.
(36:10):
The movie is fantastic.
You know you can.
It hypes you up to kind ofunderstand investing.
Like damn do I want tounderstand investing.
I want to understand this shit.
It's kind of cool.
And I remember putting money inAMC stock in Robin Hood.
I remember doing it.
I remember putting money inGameStop stock Now I couldn't
(36:33):
you know, listen, so do.
Put 50 K and got up to like 46mil.
He told his family when he wasat 23 mil that he had 23 many.
He made 23 mil.
His pops look at him like hewas crazy because he didn't want
to pull out.
His brother thought he wascrazy, his mother thought it was
crazy.
I was at home in my recliner andI thought he was a psychopath.
(36:56):
I was like I don't know howthis story ends, but I hope you
don't lose that money becauseI'm putting myself in his shoes
and I was probably out of thereby 1.5 mil.
I was out of there by 1.5.
You know what I'm saying?
I was, I was 1.5 and I had asuit and tie and I was buying
real estate.
By that time I was still makingbread, I and I didn't
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understand why.
I'm like man, you put that typeof money in.
I'm like what?
You had 46 mil.
You can't pull 25 out and leavethe rest in.
Nobody said anything about thatin this movie.
I'm like you can't pull out 27mil and then leave the rest in.
I was really curious about that.
Nobody answered my question.
I'm assuming you can, but youain't got to pull it all out, do
(37:38):
you?
But the nickel was going to.
Everybody thought he was crazy,but he was gangster.
Left it in for 46, 46.
So shit, and everybody wasfollowing them.
Everybody was following them.
We not pulling, we holding theline diamond hands.
(38:00):
We holding the line diamondhands.
When you watch the movie, youknow what I'm talking about.
If you, if you were hot on thesocial media, you know what I'm
talking about.
It's crazy, man, how you canget sucked into social media and
you can get into movement.
You can get on it.
It's cool.
When it's crazy, it's wild,it's fun.
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But that was dope 46 mil.
Then he had to go.
I let me not tell you the movie.
I could 46 mil.
I'm not going to spoil alert,I'm not saying nothing else.
Damn, my bad.
Listen, shit, I ain't tellingyou a lot.
It happened in real life.
(38:42):
You was probably around when itwas going on.
It's just more detail.
I'm not going to say no more, Iain't got a trip, I ain't going
to be busing up, no more.
I ain't going to say no more,but the movie is fire the movie
is fire.
Got to go watch it.
There's another one called noExit on Hulu.
(39:05):
I think I'm a little I was alittle bit behind on that, but I
just watched it too.
That shit was fired too.
But dumb money, fantastic.
No exit Fantastic.
Go watch it, please hurry, doit.
Oh, will I be able to?
Oh, let me see real quick Y'alljust stay with me here.
(39:27):
Real quick, I don't think I'mgoing to be able to.
Oh, I fucked it up.
Oh, I fucked it up.
Oh well, so I was going to playthis clip.
I'm you know what I'm going totry to do.
So this, this is how cold.
This is how cold I am when itcomes to talking to you.
I don't even care, I'm justbeing real with y'all.
(39:47):
So here we go, I'm going toplay this clip real quick and
I'm going to play it through themicrophone.
But you'll hear me explain itto you.
So I'm going to play the clipthrough my microphone and then
I'm going to put the actual clip.
I'm going to put the actualclip into there.
Then you'd be like oh, thisthing was cold.
He told us what he's going todo.
(40:09):
Then he did it.
That motherfucker cold.
Okay, let me see if I can makethis happen.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
Here we go chance to
buy a house, et cetera, et
cetera, and escrow's gonna close.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Yeah, hold on, let me
restart it, cause I'm a
co-owner over here.
Hold on, let me see when youbring it back, and then we go
bam that's it.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Sit over there, I'll
deal with this.
I explained to Red chance tobuy a house, et cetera, et
cetera.
And escrow's gonna close infour days.
In four days I'm $3,500 shortand I'll work it off, I'll pay
you back any way I can, etcetera.
So he said $3,500.
(40:53):
Ain't got no small change on meright now, but Caused his
secretary over with a thumb snap.
He said bring me my checkbook.
So he's writing a check, patMerida, $3,500.
And as he's writing, before hesigns his name, he says now look
(41:14):
at it.
I don't wanna hear about nopapers, no payback, no interest,
no IOU, no, nothing.
So you wanna pay me back?
I know you're gonna make it oneday, son, you do this for
somebody.
Never forgot it.
Have done it.
Fortunately I got to that placehe predicted I was gonna get to
(41:37):
and have helped a few peopleunder the same conditions.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Now again, y'all
couldn't hear it that well, but
I'll put it in there and youwill hear it.
Fantastic.
Well, y'all couldn't hear itright now that well, but I'll
put it in and you'll be like, oh, that's what he did.
I appreciate you explainingthat, cause you was a bad
motherfucker, but the clip isPat Merida.
Now, if you don't know who PatMerida is, rest in peace, my guy
(42:08):
.
That's Mr Miyagi, the famous MrMiyagi from Karate Kid.
By the way, that movie meant alot to me as a young person
growing up in the main streetsof Kansas City, because I
thought I could learn karate andthen I realized, nah, you gotta
(42:28):
have a dynamite right, move alittle bit now.
Blah, but yeah, I wish I couldhave learned karate when I was
younger.
But that's Mr Miyagi talking,and he's talking about the fact.
You know Pat Merida is acomedian.
He was a comedian first.
Then he got the role of MrMiyagi.
He was a comedian Still.
He was even after Karate Kid,cause he did three of them
(42:50):
things, four of them things,four of them things that Jackie
Chan took over.
You know we ain't gonna talkabout that Karate Kid, but Pat
Merida was a comedian.
Red Fox, you got to know aboutRed Fox.
Red Fox is a famous, famous,famous, legendary comedian,
(43:11):
sanford Sons famous TV show backin the day, and I don't know
when he gave him that $3,500.
I don't know when he did it,but let me tell you something
when he did it, $3,500.
You ask somebody for $3,500,you can get frowned upon.
I don't get how much money youhad, cause whenever the time he
wrote the check had to be in the80s.
(43:33):
I'm assuming mid 80s, maybeearly 80s, maybe even the 70s,
I'm not for sure.
But whenever he wrote thatcheck he sounded cool about
writing the check, but thatcheck was legit.
That's that money hurt.
That's $3,500.
(43:55):
And you go look up how much hegot paid for Sanford Sons and
it's not a lot of money.
And I'm sure the back endresiduals is not a lot of money.
So $3,500, that's a real friendand I never knew who would have
thought that Mr Miyagi and RedFox were friends, not my dog
sleeping in the background,winston, hey, winston.
(44:19):
And he don't wake up like hegot a attitude.
But he back there doing thatdreamin' shit.
You know what I'm saying.
He doing that dreamin' shit.
Man, I gotta wake him up.
Sometimes he be knocked outrunnin' and jumpin' over hills
and fields and we live downtown,we ain't got that shit, nigga
wake up Anyway.
But they're friends.
(44:39):
And I never who would havethought that Red Fox and Pat
Merida were friends and that RedFox loaned him money to get his
house?
It's just some dope shit tofuckin'.
Find out.
Understand again $3,500.
Whenever he cut that check, itstung as nice as he was being,
(45:07):
tore that check up, tore thatcheck off and gave it to him and
said I know, I told him Ididn't want it back, but show
wish, show hope he give it back.
Yo, that is one of the coolervideos I found and I watch I'm
on the internet all the time, soit's one of the cooler videos
(45:28):
that I've come across to findout those two were friends.
And when you get the opportunitylike I've done some pay it
forward type stuff, I've donesome things where I'm in line at
the Starbucks and I pay for theperson's stuff behind me, I'm
like I don't know, I don't know,I don't know, and I pay for the
(45:49):
person's stuff behind me andfortunately I've been lucky not
to have been hit with a realdebt.
Like a real hey, person behindyou got $45 worth of drinks.
Well, what about the car behindhim?
You know, cause, that's whatI'm gonna say $45 worth of
(46:11):
coffee.
What about the car behind him?
Six, I'll do the $6 one.
What do you get?
A biscuit?
Let me do that one.
And then you let that dudebehind me pay for his shit and
he tells the dude behind himthat it was the car in front of
him, of the car that was infront of him that paid for his
stuff and then paid for the nextguy's stuff.
(46:32):
But if it's 45 bucks, don't doit.
But it's cool.
When you got friends and you gotto love ones, sometimes, man,
you really got to do it out oflove.
You know what I'm saying.
You got to do it out of love sothey could do it out of love
for the next person.
And then you spread thepositivity and the juices is
(46:54):
flowing and then all of a suddenyou get to heaven's gate and
they're like you know what youdid loan that person that money
to get that house.
So all those hookers that youmistreated, did those weird
things with you, paid for.
I'm gonna expunge that.
I'm gonna take that off therecord.
You're able to get into heavennow just because you were nice
(47:17):
and helping people get to wherethey needed to be.
But we remember what you didwith those hookers.
That shit was foul man.
We had to wash that shit uphere.
That shit was foul man.
Remember what you had to dowith the hookers.
But it's so cool.
Do shit out of love.
Most of the time, man, you'reloan money out.
You got to look at it like Iloaned it out.
(47:38):
I ain't expecting to get itback.
I ain't fuck with it, don'teven care.
They're your peoples, they'reyour family, they're your
friends.
Look out, look out if you can.
Don't overdo it, but look outif you can.
People tell you they got a total.
Man, I need help.
I need 1200.
That's dope.
(47:58):
Okay, you need 1200.
I could put something on 1200.
Mm-hmm, I can put something on1200.
That's got a count.
If you can't get a hold 12.
If I could put something on the12 that can help you reach the
end goal.
That's got a count.
Right, but hold this count, youknow.
(48:18):
Anyway, let me finish up thisepisode.
I have a few minutes left and Iwant to talk about Social media
, seo, search engineoptimization.
Now.
I've been learning and tryingto understand this part of the
(48:41):
game.
I've been trying to understandit.
Now.
Social media platforms can actlike websites and Google and
stuff like that, where they youcan use Key popular words to be
found quicker.
So these things can help yourbusiness out If you're running
(49:01):
your stuff through social mediaplatforms and you're building
your name up through the socialmedia platforms.
Using keywords, trendy words,helps people like I was.
I was put on from example of.
You know In your Instagram bio,if you're a bakery, you should
(49:21):
include bakery in your at nameand in your name name, right?
So it should be like Meredith'sbakery on the south side,
motherfucker.
So you could put Meredith'sbakery Southside MF.
You know, sam, but you gotbakery in there.
So when people type in bakeryis a good chance, people find
you and you put in your name Sam, and those those that ruled
(49:43):
that.
That thing I just told you rightthere also applies to Google.
So it helps for you to be foundon Google.
Youtube is one of the platformsthat really that Google really
uses.
So when you use these keywordsand you try to, you know come up
with these trendy Captions orDescriptions are title names for
(50:11):
your videos or your posts andstuff like that.
Youtube is a big one thatactually like will come up on
Google.
You know I'm saying and I knowtick, tock and Instagram and
they all show up, but YouTube islike a massive one.
So when you're coming up withthese captions or you're coming
up with these titles, you wantto get creative, think about
trendy things that are going on.
(50:32):
Search engine optimization.
Damn, I sound like I know whatI'm talking about, but I'm just
hip.
I'm just hip to the game.
I do my research, man, but I'mjust hip to the game.
But I've been using that lately, like I had to go through this
morning and something to theinterview I did with Beatrice
(50:53):
Martinez I changed some thingsup.
I changed some things up on thegram, I changed some things up
on the Facebook, which, yeah,facebook, right, um, I've
changed some things up on therejust trying to, you know, use,
you know trendy keywords.
This website home.
Let me get to this website.
(51:13):
Hold tight, fam.
Oh Shit, did I get past italready?
Oh shit, okay, there it is.
Oh no, that's not it.
Oh, oh no, oh no, I fucked itup.
Oh man, I just.
Oh, there, it is real quick,I'll put it.
I'll put it down.
(51:35):
I know I won't.
Yeah, I'll put it down in thedescription of this episode so
you can get to the link of it.
But it's uh, simrushcom,simrushcom, that's SEMRUSHcom,
and they have a keyword magictool on there and I guess you
could just go in there.
I did it, type in some wordsand they'll give you a bunch of
(51:57):
more like popular Words thatwere used for that and the more
popular Title names and alltypes of stuff.
So it's really dope to use ifyou're trying to come up with
some keywords and you want totype them in and see what
happens, see what comes up, seeif you can flip it.
I'm all about flipping shit.
I'm all about using somebody asa guideline or somebody's rules
(52:17):
as a guideline and flippingthem for what works for me.
You know, I live off the media.
That's how I make my brisket,that's how I make my duckies.
That's how I'm able to toafford a nice toilet seat
cushion because I mix.
My duck is off the social media.
Damn it.
Seo, social media, seo, socialmedia, seo.
(52:44):
We trying to do better At beingcreative when it comes to your
captions, your titles, yourdescriptions.
Everything is about Headlinegrabbing.
That's all you see is a bunchof clickbait.
Right, we got to use the wordsso people know.
So people know that we, that wemake Bridal gowns for dogs.
(53:10):
If you make bridal gowns fordogs, I Don't even know what to
say, but if you do it, you gotto use Bridal gowns, weddings,
something in your title, sopeople will know what's going on
and they get to your pay.
To see you make bridal gownsfor dogs.
I'm like, oh yeah, I was gonnaget one for Sicily, my Charit
(53:33):
pit bull.
Now people know who you arebecause you now get creative
titles, descriptions, captions,seos.
You're using trendy words toyou know, kind of put inside of
there so people can find youeasier.
I'm always here for you, people.
(53:54):
I Am here, I'm your guy.
I am fattiest shade.
This is seasonable cloud.
One more time for people.
Let's go through these.
Oh, you know what that's X-Men.
(54:23):
Sorry, I'm missing it.
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (54:29):
Oh man, you come
right out of a comic.
Speaker 1 (54:32):
Yeah, I know I do
this.
I like to go through thesesometimes.
There was once a black, blackblack man stood taller than the
tallest tree in the ghetto andthat tall black man Would sing
(54:59):
and harmonized.
One day that tall black man wasin front of the liquor store
down on 19th and he had aclarinet.
And that tall black man thatwas down the liquor store, 19th
Avenue, that had a clarinet wasPlaying Kenny G.
(55:24):
I'm out, oh Shit.