December 7, 2023 • 61 mins
Dive into the latest episode of "Seasonable Clout" where we unravel the art of white lies and their unexpected necessity in our lives. Do they really help us, or are they just a moral puzzle? Plus, I share my exhilarating transformation into a Call of Duty legend – guess which action hero I become in-game! The episode takes a hilarious turn with a personal and amusing tale involving my girlfriend and a rather private item. Get ready for a unique mix of humor, gaming thrills, and everyday adventures in "That Audacious Shade." Don't miss out on this exciting blend of real-life insights and entertaining stories!
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
I'm with that shade you got cloud.
Let me hear what it's aboutthat shade.
I said you really different,took a different route.
That shade, if you're cookingup, can we taste it now?
That shade, without a doubt, isthat season of a cloud.
That shade, you got cloud.
Let me hear what it's aboutthat shade you got cloud.
Let me hear what it's aboutthat shade you got cloud.
(00:33):
Let me hear what it's about.
That shade, without a doubt, isthat season of a cloud, that
shade.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Hello, ladies and gentlemen, I am Thaddeus Shade.
This is Season of a Cloud andthis is episode 70, episode 71?
I'm not sure.
I'm not really sure.
I can't remember.
I have the memory of a 75 yearold man being chased by a T-Rex.
(01:00):
I can't remember nothing in thetype of panic.
I won't remember a damn thing.
But this is Season of a Cloud.
I know that the date isDecember 6th.
I know that the month is the12th.
It's December 2023, and Ialways mention that because,
just in case somebody from thefuture Deep, deep, deep into the
future needs to know how cooltimes was During 2023, I can
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absolutely lie to their face.
It's what I do Sometimes.
I like to give a good lie.
I don't need nobody to judge meon my shit, cause it's what I
do.
I sometimes give a white lie.
You don't give a white lie.
You don't give a little lie.
You know you give a little liesometimes.
Don't play the world.
Don't lie to the world.
There are times that you give alie shit.
(01:52):
Imagine you're, you know.
You've probably never heard ofit before.
Imagine your girl.
Imagine your girl pregnant, youknow, and she come out the
bathroom Cause y'all about to goon a date.
She about seven months in youabout to go on a date to the
Olive Garden and she come outthe bathroom with a leather
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skirt on.
You know she gonna ask you oh,baby, how I look.
You gonna tell her that shedon't look good in that leather
skirt.
Hell, tell her.
No, you gonna look at that inthe eye and you gonna tell her
Baby, you look good.
Wow, tch, whoo, tch, fantastico, fantastic.
(02:45):
Cause you know we all tell hera lie to survive.
A lie to survive, you know can.
Can you know a lie to survivecan fatten the pockets.
So a lot of people over timewho've lied, lied some more and
lied enough to get the pocketslined up.
That's just what it is.
If you don't lie, can yousucceed in life?
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I mean outside of a, a nun, atrue devoted person to the Lord
above.
Can you make it through lifewithout a lie?
Hell, no man.
(03:28):
Look.
Say I'm about doing 55 in theschool zone.
Cop, pull me over.
Say, officer, I ain't gonna lieto you how fast I know I was,
but I gotta get home.
I got a 13 year old kid in thehouse on fire.
I just gotta call from the fireemergency.
I gotta get home.
I got the lie.
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I'm not finna.
Get no school zone tickets.
You know how much that shitgonna be.
They probably take my license.
I'm doing 55 in the school zone, sir.
Sir, there's a fire at home andI've got to get there.
White lie, little lie, I don'tmind it, I gotta make it through
the day.
(04:13):
You're not a liar to you.
You're not like a real burningand hell liar until you're
sitting in front of a judge and12 jurors and you just looking
at them dead in the face and youlike I'm innocent of killing 27
people, even though there's amountain of evidence that says
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no, you killed 27 people.
But you look them dead and Iand you say I'm innocent of
killing 27 people.
Then you might cook, then youmight become a barbecue in hell.
I'm not for sure.
I'm out of rules work.
You may be able to go ahead andthrow some 7 hell marries in
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there and repent and you mightbe good.
I don't know, I'm not veryreligious, I don't get into that
lane, but I'm just saying youmight cook a little bit if
you're sitting in front of thereand lying about killing 27 good
people and maybe there was onethat didn't you know, but
killing 27 people and lying onit.
(05:19):
You know what I'm saying.
Anyway, this is Seasonal of theCloud.
I am Daddy O'Shea.
Come on with my more applause.
I love to hear him clap, but awhite lie is a little lie and we
gotta lie to survive.
Earth is full of liars.
(05:39):
You know what I'm saying.
And if you gotta tell a smallone to get by, I ain't mad at
you.
You gotta tell a small one toget to the next day, I'm not mad
at you.
You gotta.
You know what I'm saying.
Imagine you getting robbed.
Imagine you're getting robbedat the ATM.
You know what I'm saying.
Give me all your money.
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Give me all your money.
Right, you got the gun.
Give me all your money.
He got the gun in your face.
He got the pilli in your face.
Now you just got your rentmoney.
You're five days behind.
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Somebody loaned you the rentmoney.
You had the ATM.
Somebody got the pilli at youand they want the duckies.
They want all your duckies.
They tell you put the cart inthe machine and give me all your
duckies.
I ain't gonna lie.
I'm gonna have to tell them alittle lie and say look man, I
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only got nothing but $25 inthere.
Man, what you gonna do with$25,?
Come on, brother, what yougonna do with $25,?
I got to go home.
I got to feed my family.
The last 25, I got until twoweeks.
Man, yeah, I'm gonna liebecause I got to pay my rent and
I'm not giving up all my moneyto no ATM robber man.
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Now, of course I didn't make itbecause the robber shot me,
because I wasn't verycorroborative and he made me,
put my card in and showed me howmuch I had.
So he put two in me and took mymoney.
That's just what's gonna happen.
But I understand the time tolie and then there's a time to
not lie.
I don't even know how I got onthis lying tip.
Just what even was I supposedto be talking about?
(07:38):
I don't know.
Anyway, I got a couple ofinterviews posted up on the
YouTube.
I hope you go to the YouTube.
Oh wait, if you're watching it,you're on YouTube.
But if you're audio, I hope yougo to my YouTube and I hope you
subscribe youtubecom.
Youtubecom.
Backslash at Thaddeus Shade.
(07:58):
Right, I have a coupleinterviews and I'm looking
forward to doing some more.
This is my first official.
It's my first official video,solo by my self.
I cannot believe it.
(08:19):
I cannot believe it.
Cheer for me.
Cheer for me one more time.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Ladies and gentlemen, man, you come right out of a
comic book.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I do, I do, and today I want to kind of get into that
now, doing my first, you know,my first real video interview.
I mean, not my first, I'm sorryabout that my first video solo,
cause I do solo audio all thetime.
(08:55):
You go back, you got plenty ofsolo episodes.
Listening to this is what I do.
I'm weird.
I like to get behind the mic,say what I want to say, act the
way I want to act, because inpublic I'm totally different.
I am a nightlife promoter right, it's what I do.
I am a nightlife promoter.
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Hottest club in the city, 1111,nightclub in Scottsdale,
Arizona.
Right, I don't know what thisis, but we're doing it.
I'm there nightlife, but inpublic I'm totally different.
I'm like real quiet, I'm chill.
You're like, how are you chill?
But I'm a chill dude, get somecontent.
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I have fun with the people.
People have fun when they comeout.
This is what I do, but on herebehind the microphone, I'm gone.
I'm bad shit.
I'm Arkham Asylum, just nothingup here, it's just rattling.
It's just a bunch of bullshit.
And this gives me anopportunity to let it out very
therapeutic for your boy, causethere's a few days where I want
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to hop in the bathtub and dropthe toast in there.
But I don't do it.
There's a few days, mikey,there's a few days I want to hop
in the bathtub, plug in thetoaster and just drop that thing
in the tub and you just cookthe kneecaps, just cook
everything.
Talk to God on the back end.
Just sometimes I want to dothat.
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But in here it gives me arelief.
I get to have release, I get totalk my bullshit, I get to
release it all out and when Irelease it all out I feel good,
I feel lighter on my feet.
If it was up to me, I'd telleverybody get a podcast.
You know social media is thecheapest form of therapy.
(10:44):
You know people can get on andthey can bitch, complain, have
four or five family members,four or five followers, four or
five friends, get on and be likeoh, it's alright, sherrys,
alright, the clip midi isfixable.
You just run right down to theclinic.
The clip midi is fixable.
(11:04):
You know you can have peopleget on there and like help you
through the day.
Or if you just feel likebitching, you can get on there
and bitch.
Right, it's what you can do.
Get on there and bitch, peoplecan respond, or you just feel
better than people see youbitching.
(11:25):
For example, if I had taken thetime, I would have got on to my
Twitter last night and I wouldhave lost my mind over that
fucking timeout from the Sunsand Lakers game.
That's for another episode,ladies and gentlemen, but I
would have lost my mind notsaying that I am a massive fan
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of the Suns or the Lakers.
I'm just a massive fan of NBA.
I'm the basketball period, thatshit.
Excuse me, excuse me, thatshiznizzle shit.
That's unacceptable.
Yeah, I'm just staring at you.
(12:08):
Unacceptable.
That's for a different episode,though.
I'ma let it fly.
I'ma let it slide right now.
It's for a different episode,but you know solo episodes.
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They helped me out.
I should have vented last night,but there are people who get on
Twitter.
Like I said in previousepisodes, we don't call it X, no
more.
I call it Twitter.
I don't care what the name ofthe app is, I'm gonna call it
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what I want to call it.
Sorry, I missed it.
What's the name of that app?
X?
Sorry, I missed it.
What's the name of that app?
Twitter.
There we go.
So you know, a lot of peopleget on Twitter.
They have a good time, theyvent.
They let it out, and that'swhat I wish I would have done
last night.
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But, like I said, social mediais a cheap form of therapy.
I'm not saying it's the bestform of therapy.
Don't listen to me.
You know what I'm saying.
I'm talking to myself.
Pretty much there's gonna belike five viewers, five people
that see this.
I do all right on the audioside of things.
There are some people thatdownload my stuff and they
listen to it and they subscribeto it and I appreciate you.
But for the most part I'mtalking to myself, me, my dog,
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winston, it's my guy, and thenmy guardian angel, who's
probably bored 98% of the timeuntil I'm driving and traffic
and then he has a job to do.
But social media, cheapest formof therapy I would recommend.
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And so in the podcast, Irecommend anybody getting one.
I recommend anybody get in thepodcast.
Get one.
Listen to me If you gotsomething to say, start one, get
your voice out.
Eat is beautiful.
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Interview your mom, interviewyour dad, interview your grandma
, a friend, it don't matter.
I always recommend starting one.
Now I'm not saying just, youknow, get on air and blab out.
You know, try to have somethought to it.
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But you know, put some workinto it.
But I'm telling you you feel alot better Because I just be on
here talking shit, man, like I'mdoing right now, absolutely
wasting your time for no reason,just wasting your time, happy
holidays, just absolutelywasting your time.
I'm not going to go on.
(15:05):
Fix my glasses here becausethey're not prescripted, but I
want to act like they'represcripted.
But yeah, this whole experienceof like doing Video Took a long
time, and I mean time Talkedabout it with my boy, craig
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visions a lot.
But you know, sometimes youlook up man, you see how brutal
the Internet is and how mean itcan be.
And when you're not perfect youdon't feel perfect.
But I'm not doing that, I ain'tgot time for my fucks.
Be smoking me out in thecomments.
Damn.
(15:54):
Who'd your mama sleep withSaitin in the gorilla at the
same time?
Yeah, I ain't got time for that.
But then I got to a point, towhere you know who gives a fuck.
There's nothing better thangetting to who gives a fuck.
I don't give a fuck when youget to the, to the non fucks
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anymore.
When you get to the non fucksis usually when you succeed.
When you get to the point isyou look and you're looking in
the mirror and you say you knowwhat, man, I'm tired of running
hiding because of what peoplemight say, and in the end you
hit that.
You hit it.
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You get to that and you look inthe mirror and you, shaking,
don't give a.
You get right there and you'reafraid that I don't give a and
you finally look dead on and sayI don't give a fuck, I don't
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give a fuck anymore, I'm good,fuck with nobody thing.
It's a magical feeling, never,never land.
Magical Willy Wonka in thechocolate factory.
Magical in the world ofimagination, you will see.
I don't know, I can't get, butyou get what I'm saying.
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I got to the point, got to thepoint where I was like, ah,
whatever, dude, because I wantedto get, I want to be.
You know, I got things I wantto talk about.
I want to get into the game,and these people that already
listen to me know about this.
I want to get into the game andso, like the game, I'm an old
gamer.
So I'm old, suck a cock, I'mold, right, but I love the game.
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Once I get on Call of Duty, whenI get on Call of Duty, I become
Carl Weathers, action Jackson.
So a little too, that's alittle too far back.
Uh, mm, rambo, rambo, maybe toofar back for your young folks.
Yeah, I know Rambo, like fouror five years ago.
(18:09):
Hmm, I don't know.
I can use Arnold, I can use ontotal recall Eraser.
How am I naming?
How am I naming movies?
I probably don't know.
I just say Terminator and theny'all know, terminator, right,
yeah, no term.
Yeah, got to.
You know what I'm saying.
But when I get into the call ofduty, I mean when I'm actually,
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when I'm locked in on the callof duty, I don't make any sense.
I play my boy Craig visions.
We get on the box.
Yeah, I know some of y'all somePCs I could tell.
I could tell when y'all, someof y'all some PCs, cause y'all
killing me quicker than I couldkill y'all.
But it's cool.
It's cool man, cause I stillget my kills in.
But when I'm losing it, whenI'm into the call of duty, I'm
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gone, I'm gone, I'm gone.
I'm coke, I'm heroin, we allmixed together.
And then somebody's drinking afour local and that person is
drinking a four local, has putall that together and then they
hit it, it gone.
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That's how I be on the game.
Don't do that.
Don't mix the four local withthe three that I mentioned the
heroin, the coke and the weed.
You can't put that on me.
Don't do that.
That's a bad idea.
Don't write Jada, jaden, right,don't do that.
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All right, don't mix those.
But yeah, when I'm on there Igo nuts.
I'm an old gamer.
I was brought up on video games, my generation legit when it
comes to the video game.
We've been doing this shit fora long time.
You know what I'm saying.
We've been on it.
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I've been gaming baby Atari,bro, gaming fail.
Nintendo, metroid, handlingbusiness, contra Handling
business.
Super Nintendo Fam.
I was there for that.
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I had Mario with the tail Fam.
That's me.
Shit Moved out of Sega Sonic.
I was real with it and I movedup.
Nba live, nba, nba live 95.
I was skipping school for that.
Nba live 96, 97.
Nba live 96, 97.
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I'm not proud of it, but I was.
I was skipping school to playvideo games.
It was a thing.
So I'm, I'm, I'm an old gamerand I want to record that.
How do we get way over here?
That's what I do.
I told you, if you're watchingme on video extremely
entertaining you just got tostay with me.
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There'll be some messagessprinkled in there and there'll
be a lot of insane shit.
It's a lot of cussing.
I try to try to roll back thecussing.
I work really hard on it on adaily basis.
I have no affirmations.
I say today I won't cook, todayI won't cuss and I think of
family matters.
Oh wait, do I have my familymatters dropping in the morning.
Man, I don't have my familymatters dropped, no more.
(21:28):
I don't have the one, two,three, the three two, one.
What the hell is bothering me?
I'm going to put it in thevideo.
Y'all going to see it when Iput it up.
Happy holidays, um, but yeah,I'm a, I'm a gamer and I want to
get into the game and and it'sswitching.
It's what I do.
You know, you got to get to thefuck it.
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Part of it.
Fuck it.
Who cares?
They're going to assassinateyou.
They're going, they're going tobeat on you in the comments.
Man, you, you look like arejected Chiquillo, neil, bro,
man, I wouldn't look at you inthe dark, bro, just got to
believe in yourself, have fun.
I like to believe in myself andI like to have a little fun.
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And I reached the fucking stageand now we're here.
But it wasn't easy.
This was, this was a long timein the making, Not long.
I've been wanting to do this,talking years.
You ever let something go byfor years.
You ever let something go byfor years, something you've
always wanted to do or somethingyou want to get to.
You let it go for years and youfinally do it.
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You finally try it.
That food, that that, what'sthat?
What's that shit.
What's that, what's that shit?
Look like Hamster shit.
Everybody be, everybody eatin.
I'm vegan, I know.
Plus, I was vegan right.
What Big ass.
Vegan right?
Crazy, right, Okay, but what'sthat thing?
Everybody be eaten Um caviar.
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I didn't have that.
I actually had to think of it.
Caviar, caviar, okay, nevertried caviar.
Never will, but maybe you'vealways wanted to try it.
You see it on TV.
It's a rich man's food.
You're like I really, reallyreally.
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Fix my shirt, fix my shit,because I'm on video.
You know what I'm saying.
Y'all see my black panther.
Y'all see my black pantherjoint.
That's what that is, blackpanther, anyway.
Um, you ever wanted to try it?
Because you see a bunch of richpeople eating it.
You're like man, I really wantto try it.
I think it was delicious.
They always put it on some chipand the cracker or something
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and they eat it and it's reallygood.
You know, and you sitting backand you just, man, I show, wish
I could have some of that caviar, but I can't afford it.
But you know, there are momentsthat we have a lot of
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celebrations in life.
You know you could have Allthose birthday dinners you had.
You could have got some caviar.
Those expensive restaurants ofpeople like to go to for their
birthdays and have groups ofpeople at the table for their
birthdays and they had caviar.
You never got it and then yearsgo by.
So you know what?
I'm going to get some caviartonight and you get it and it's
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amazing.
It's amazing and you're likethe fuck, was I waiting?
For.
How did I get to the point, howI get to the point, how did you?
I wait so long to try caviar?
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It's the same thing as this.
I feel good, don't care, don'treally care.
If I have eight viewers, I'm alittle, I'll be a little bit
hurt, I'll be on the shitter andI'll be a little bit hurt.
I'm like, damn, people are meanand I only got eight viewers.
I only see eight views in threecomments.
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You're trash bro.
That's, that's brutal.
But you can't give up.
Do what you want, enjoy life.
Do not get Locked down insideyour own dome.
That place is hard to leave.
Once you get in there, you getinside your own head.
Alcatraz found ShawshankRedemption.
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I hope to see my friend one day.
It's hard to get out of there.
When you in your own head, it'shard to get out of there.
It's tough.
But once you finally escape, Idon't know man, it's a different
, different, it's a differentfeeling.
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It's a special feeling and I'mhappy I'm doing it.
So, ladies and gentlemen, I amThaddeus Shade.
First video, first solo videoFor season of the cloud.
Thank you, oh, thank you verymuch.
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Um, I want to talk aboutnightlife promotion during the
six season, sick season, doingmy job is wild.
I don't get sick.
Now, I ain't saying I ain'tbeen sick, I don't get sick
really.
You know what I'm saying?
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The immune system's gangster,it's Patrick Mahomes with 18
seconds left in the fourthquarter.
You know what I'm saying?
It's Steffi from 40 feet ofSteffi Snipes shooting from 40
feet.
That's my immune system Gangstaclutch.
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I take care of it.
But it is wild.
I'm in a club every weekend,thursday to Saturday, every
weekend.
Hundreds of people, hundreds.
And you got to.
You got to develop some rules.
You got to develop.
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You understand, people arereckless, bro.
Tis the season to be sick.
Tis the season to be sick.
People are reckless.
Hand sanitizer is a must Now.
Now, I don't.
I consider myself a friendlyindividual, friendly, friendly
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Individual.
Right, I consider myself that Itake deep breaths to the mic
because I know I'm about to saysome real shit, but I don't
hesitate.
Listen to what I'm saying.
I don't hesitate To shake ahand or to, because it's usually
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a group.
You know I do a lot of drive byhandshakes.
I'm a shooter when it comes tothe handshakes.
When you, when you promote her,you're going to shake some
hands.
So be a lot of hands.
You have to shake.
What's up, fam.
Oh shit, what's up?
I appreciate you coming out.
What's up my guy.
Appreciate you coming out.
What's up my good, my dude.
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What's up my guysie.
What's up, fam?
You know some people like to getreal what's up?
Slime?
I don't, you know, I'm just aregular nigga.
You ain't got to give me slime.
Simple, what's up my guy and mydog, some fam, brother, you
ain't even I ain't gonna get noother stuff.
Simple for me.
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But it's a lot of drive byhandshakes.
And now you know brothers isaggressive.
We talked about this before.
As many comedians thatuntouched on it brothers
aggressive.
Imagine having to deal withthat on the reggae.
On the reggae, I got to dealwith somebody trying to pull
this sweet, strong shoulder outthe socket from a handshake.
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Christ man.
We just saying what's up?
We not arm wrestling, you ain'tgot to pull so hard.
You ain't got to make my handread I'm dark as a motherfucker,
fam, you making my hand read.
You doing shit too hard.
Come on, bro, we, we, we, wenot construction workers, we, we
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civilized human beings in anightclub.
You ain't got to yank so hard.
You ain't got to slap so hard.
Take it easy.
But I shake a lot of hands, alot of drive by us.
I always say this but this, myshit, and I can get some water.
I don't even.
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I still, if you, if you looktoo shaky, you look a little too
suspect, elbow you, if you looka little too sweaty and you
just coming into the club, yousweating elbow, elbow that,
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handle yourself, watch yourtemperature.
You shouldn't.
Now it's a Z, so I'm not sayingthat I'm back home in Kansas
City, I'm not saying that.
So the temperatures a littledifferent, but it's still 55 60
at night.
I don't want to see you lookinglike you just did an African
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marathon.
You coming in the club freshfrom the outside with the sweats
concerned.
Your health is shaky, elbowthat, I'm not giving you the
slaps.
Elbow that not giving you theslaps because I mean folks
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coming in they'll risk it and Iget it, ladies and gentlemen, I
get it.
Now, before I start my to getinto this, some of these jokes,
some of these trophies most ofthem jokes, some of this trufas
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alright, oh, somebody droppingsomething in fantasy basketball.
See y'all think y'all sleep ata car lorry.
Yeah, cam Reddish, I drop him.
To no disrespect, cam, I'm justsaying we talk of fantasy,
though, cam Reddish, I would yougreat on the Lakers.
But um, I'm just playing.
(32:37):
But yeah, somebody drop CamReddish and at a car lorry.
I don't see how that goes.
But um, you know, folks come inand they'll, they'll risk
everybody sickness in thebuilding.
You know, for a little part oftime, a little part of time and
(33:00):
I recommend, man, if you're notfeeling a hundred percent,
you're not sure.
If you're not, you like me, I'ma little, I'm a little off,
sweating a little bit more today, hands a little clammy.
You know I'm saying stay thefuck home, it's okay, we'll be
back tomorrow, matter, I'mtripping.
(33:22):
Nobody give that advice.
Stay home for the whole weekend, come back next week, get you
some vitamins, some Seamos.
You know I'm saying get yousome things in that system
because, damn man, if you woulddo the titties to be there next
week, if you were girl, the guywith the deep pockets to be
there next week, I'm sure we'llhave some more athletes in there
(33:43):
next week and I'm sure we havesome more hoochie moms, hoochie
mom.
Okay, I'm sure we'll have more.
You know, by the way, thisshirt I'm not as big as I say,
because this shirt I have boughtit.
And then I like buying thisfrom his website.
I'll put the website into thedescription.
(34:06):
I like buying this, but I havebought this first one like a
forex.
I'm still a big dude.
I'm like 6 3.
I'm not going to the way size.
I'm a big dude, right, fam, andI bought this shit, but I
bought a forex.
I didn't buy it online.
It's not something I trust, cuzyou never know when they gon
(34:30):
play your ass, and I've beenplayed before.
So I bought a set of forex.
So it looks a little it'sbaggier, but I still rock it.
I don't give a fuck.
I paid.
It was like $70.
I'm still gonna pay.
I'm a rocket.
I paid 70, I'm gonna wear it.
But anyway, yeah, man, stay home.
(34:53):
Man, it's not that bad.
The atmosphere is fantastic at11.
11 nightclub and this isprobably for all promoters I
don't play cuz I don't want tobe sick.
Does any sick is not fun.
We make jokes about ginger ale,but ginger ale don't kid, don't
do shit.
You understand what I'm saying.
Ginger ale don't do amotherfucker.
(35:13):
I'm not listen, I don't like.
I've been sick and my immunesystem is Patrick.
My immune system is PatrickHolmes in the fourth quarter and
Steph.
Steph Lee snipes from 40 feet.
That's just the truth.
Patrick Holmes in the fourthquarter, steph Lee snipes from
40 feet.
That's just the truth.
That's what my immune system is.
(35:37):
15 and 30.
I've been sick and that shitain't fun.
I don't want to be sick.
So I want to be shovingvitamins down and getting a
bunch of green juices and Idon't feel good.
Winston, looking at me like manfan, you gotta put some food in
(35:57):
the dog bowl.
If you, before you die, putsome in the dog bowl before you
die, you sick.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't like to be sick andy'all y'all shouldn't want to be
sick either.
Take some time, man.
Some of the things I do, like Ihave hand sanitizer.
My boy, black, had to supply mewith some this past weekend,
(36:17):
but I have hand sanitizer in theclub.
I have hand sanitizer in thecar.
When I get to the car, when Iget to the, when I get to the
whippy, I get in the whippy,check my peripherals.
Cuz right when you sit down iswhen they run up.
Right when you sit down is whenthey run up.
So I like to check my shit.
(36:43):
I check my shit and then I, aswhen they run up, my bad yo.
But I check my shit.
And then I, and then I pull outthese wipes.
Man, I got some wipes.
I got from Amazon so I can wipemy phones down.
I wipe my st they made for thephones, they made for the.
(37:04):
They got the alcohol.
So I wipe my phones down.
Shift her down, steering wheeldown, hit the hands, haul, purge
juice, and then I get home.
Y'all want to do all that justto get home, and sometimes fall
asleep in my recliner with thesame clothes on.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
It's insane, bro man, you come right out of a comic
book.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Hmm hmm, pop that shit, okay, yeah.
So you know it's it's tough andin tears the season to be sick.
It's, it's, it's.
It's a thing where you look upI'm on the Grammy and folks is
posting home gorilla mind, shegot sick and she was talking
(37:53):
about you know y'all nasty forcoming to the club sick and I
agree she got sick from beingout.
It wasn't COVID, it wasn't thevid.
You know I'm saying what a time.
But what in the vid?
She was regular sick.
But folks, folks have no, nocare.
(38:14):
This were God's for human life.
They don't care.
You should care behind us.
The people in there get sickcuz you know damn well deep down
you wouldn't supposed to be out.
(38:36):
You wouldn't supposed to be out, man.
And now look Martha, she can'tgo to her daughter's play the
Christmas play.
She wanted to go see mom.
She won't go see her daughter.
Martha stuck at home.
She can't go her daughter'splay.
Now Martha got her baby daddyJeffrey up there with his
(39:02):
Android trying to record theplay.
We all know we don't want noAndroid recording nothing.
That's important to us.
That's disgusting.
It's gonna come out lookinglike dollar general security
footage horrible.
Look what you done did toMartha.
(39:22):
Now the baby daddy feel good.
Might you know?
Look what I did protect yourhealth.
It doesn't matter.
If you just had a nightclub, Iask you to come out and you know
I want you come.
I have a good time, it's just.
You know, if you don't feelgood, don't come out.
(39:44):
I don't play around.
I have a lot of things that Ido.
It kind of keep myself.
I got vitamins I take man.
I got ten of us.
I'm a juicer.
If it gets weird, if I feel alittle shaky now as a whole day
of juicing, I want me to eatnothing.
I go up to the press is pressed, so, like I said, breast.
But I go to press, grab thejuices and I'm flooding out
(40:09):
water juices, flooded outSeamaw's vitamin, flooded out
gangsta shit, but ultimatelypatch my homes in the fourth
quarter definitely snipes from40 feet.
The immune systems neat, sohopefully are out there being
(40:33):
kind to others when it comes toyour health.
Protect yourself and protectyour neighbor.
Give a fuck, it matters.
Give a fuck, cuz it reallymatters.
I want to talk about cuz we got.
What were we at right now?
Cuz I got a little time untilhis last little story.
(40:55):
I got 20 clean a be less thanthat.
But I got 20 clean.
Alright, now your boy shade,your boy that I'm in
relationship.
Now, if you listen to previouspodcast you've heard me mention
I'm in a shipy ship right now.
(41:21):
I take care of my nuts.
I don't play about the balls,all right, I don't play about
all over, but the balls like inthe asshole.
So, for example, the ass I gotthe dude wipes.
Dude wipes, I got the hazel.
The witch hazel wipes.
(41:43):
Keep me right.
I got the.
I got the.
I got the.
I got the.
I got the.
I got the.
I got the.
I got the.
I got the.
I got the.
Keep me right.
The hit the witch hazel wipes.
The witch hazel wipes.
Keeps me right.
(42:07):
All right, now I care about mynuts.
So I'm always putting, I'malways trying stuff you know
what I'm saying Cause I likethem to smell good.
Well, if me and Lady wanna, youknow, get nasty, you know, in
the middle of a parking lot,maybe we've been walking around
(42:28):
all day inside the mall, coupleof hours of mall walking, and
then all of a sudden we gethiding heavy.
I slap her on the ass.
She looks at me.
She says you know what, it's gotime and she sounds like that
when it's go time it's go time.
You saddle up, motherfuckerit's go time and we hit the.
We gotta leave.
We gotta get to the car.
(42:49):
You gotta pull to the car.
You gotta pull the car to theback of the parking lot Cause
you cause I'm assuming the mallhours is busy.
You know the malls, so it'shours for the operations.
People walk, so you gotta pullthe car to the far back.
We're in the other cars, right,so she wouldn't get busy.
(43:10):
I like to make sure that youknow there's no built up stench
down there.
So I like to, you know, like tokeep them fresh.
I try different things.
Um, I got Anthony's.
Anthony's got like a, a sweat,sweat Ball cream thing that
keeps the area smelling good andnot shafing and smelling bad.
(43:33):
And I got like a.
I think I got like a dudes.
No, is that a dudes thing?
Yeah, I got a dudes cream.
It's helped with the.
Suppose it's shafing andkeeping your shit smelling,
right, if I'm correct.
I think that's right.
And then me and my boy, craig,visions one day we out at target
(43:55):
, right, cause target is one ofour favorite places.
Me and him, we'll just go totarget, not because we're
elderly and walk around, notjust because we just.
You know target gives off hopesand dreams.
You know it feels good, itfeels like you can.
You know what?
I am going to take my, my rentmoney and I am going to put it
(44:17):
on the warriors tonight.
That's how target makes youfeel.
You know what I'm saying, makesyou, makes you feel like you
could do anything.
So we enjoy target, so we hitthe target.
Sometimes we just walk around.
Do we buy some things?
No, we'll even get a littleStarbucks.
We'll get a little Starbucks.
We'll get a little Starbucks.
We'll get a little Starbucks.
(44:38):
We'll get a little Starbucks.
We'll get a little Starbucks.
We'll get a little Starbucks.
We'll even get a littleStarbucks coffee.
Just chat, make fun of theyounger generation.
It's what we do, right?
And then we stop and look atthe Funko pops.
As you see, it's definitelysnipes up front shredder right
there.
And you know we'll just walkaround.
(45:00):
There's a point to this.
Oh, yes, so we're walkingaround and I come across
something because I, I I'm acologne connoisseur.
Maybe I'll do some things onthat.
I'm a cologne nut.
I don't play, I don't buy allthat shit.
You all buy, I put some, I putsome effort, I spend some
duckies on mine.
I don't play all that $80.90shit.
(45:21):
We're talking three $400.
Only online, overseas.
Only Got to get it shipped.
Got to find it through eBay.
They got to ship it through thecustoms.
I don't play with all that $90maces stuff.
They ain't what I do.
I'm shade, I don't fuck withthat.
I'm a cologne connoisseur.
I like to smell good.
So I'm like for the testiclearea that provides the baby
(45:42):
batter to smell fantastic.
So I'm in target with my boy,craig visions.
We come across something that'snamed Lumie's Lumay, lumie,
lumie, lumay, it's for your nuts.
(46:04):
And and well, okay, listen,okay, lumay is deodorant, but
you could put it anywhere.
Right Arm pits, a coach, notnecessarily a fun word, but
vagina, right, it's proper.
You know, dude pits, vagina,testicle region, probably a
(46:31):
little butt crack, I wouldn'tsay inside because I don't know,
but like the cheek, like thethe under the cheek, and then
maybe the crack, but not don'topen up, and then do that, don't
do that.
So he had a stick right thereand it was coconut and I was
like, oh shit, look, you can putthis because I'm only looking
for stuff to keep the areasmelling nice, right, and I'm
not saying I have some type ofproblem, I just like.
(46:52):
We all know that the region canget funky, funky, right.
So I like to find some thingsthat you know, whatever.
So I found it.
It was a coconut flavor and Ismelled it and I was like, oh
shit, this shit legit.
Saw the price, went happy withthe price, but I bought it.
It's $15, $14, 15 bucks.
So I got it, tried it out.
(47:16):
I recommend it.
It's fantastic.
Now my girl comes over to staythe night.
You know what?
This is what we're going to do.
Let's see here, set this up soy'all can see.
Yeah, I'm doing it.
I ain't fixing nothing.
I'm not going to fix nothing.
This is what it's going to be.
All right, here we go, comehere.
Okay, I'm going to play Now,she talked about it on her Tik
(47:39):
Tok, so I'm going to play herversion and then I'll, and then
I'll laugh and I'll tell you myside of the story.
Hopefully I have this set upright, cause I'm All right.
I got a story time because thislives of rent free.
Speaker 4 (47:52):
It's free, it's free, it's free, it's free.
It's free.
It's free, because this livesof rent free in my mind and hit
and my boyfriends Okay.
So I was at my boyfriend'shouse one night and had pilates
at seven in the morning so Idecided to use his deodorant,
even though I have my own there.
But I decided to use hisbecause I was like I want to use
it because it's new you know,by the way, I'll I'll actually
(48:16):
put the clip in.
All right, All of us girlfriendswant to use what their man uses
, whatever you know.
And then we go to target afterpilates, you know, and he's like
, oh, that'll get new deodorant.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
and then Piss you off because I keep stopping it.
Right, but she was a voiceover.
She don't sound like that,cause I wouldn't Nothing wrong
with somebody who voice soundlike that.
I just I would never talk tosomebody that sound like that.
That ain't nothing If you, ifyou sound like that, that's okay
, you know, but I wouldn't, thatain't Nah.
Speaker 4 (48:51):
Like oh, I used your deodorant.
And he goes my deodorant.
I'm over here looking at him,like, yeah, bro, I used your
deodorant.
Then he decides to be likewhich one?
So I told him the loom one.
And he's like oh.
And I'm like yeah, it smellsgood.
And then I'm like can you stillsmell it?
You know, I lift my arm up sohe can smell it.
(49:11):
And he's like smells, so he cansmell it.
And he's like I don't smellanything.
So I'm like, bro, I still smellit.
Then he starts busted outlaughing and I'm like what's so
funny?
This man is laughing, likelaughing hard.
And I'm like I want to knowwhat's funny.
Like, tell me, I want to laugh.
So then he like chills out fromlaughing and he's like you know
(49:33):
how you could put thatdeodorant on any body part,
right?
Like you can go anywhere onyour body.
And I'm like, like I'mliterally looking at him, like
bro, what do you mean?
So then he decides to be like Iput that deodorant on my balls.
Man, you come right out of acomic book.
(50:02):
I just stare at him in likedisbelief.
Like in my head I'm like, in away, this man put this gilded on
his balls.
He's such a liar.
He was not lying, I was justlike really, and he's still
sitting there laughing because Iput the deodorant on my balls.
So we're walking down the aisleat Target and we pass by the
(50:23):
deodorant again.
He's like you want me to get toyour own and I'm like like dude
, you just let me go to Pilateswith ball ball-y juice probably
not even sweaty balls, but youknow what I mean.
Like you, let me go to Pilateswith ball deodorant on.
Speaker 2 (50:41):
I did Listen.
Oh boy, what a treat that was.
And I mean I was there for itbecause it happened to me, right
, it was happening to me.
I was right there for it.
And we were in my bathroom andI looked at her.
(51:08):
It was slow mo, you know.
Let me give you an example Oldschool Will Ferrell Stifler.
Yeah, he has a real name, seanWilliams Scott.
But who calls him that?
Old school Stifler shoots himin the dark.
That type of slow mo, shootshim in the neck with the dark,
that type of slow mo.
And I look at her.
I'm like I'm dying laughingbecause it's no way you put that
(51:35):
on your pits, because by thattime I was a good 15 uses deep.
I mean I get up under there.
It ain't a one time wipe, itain't just a little swipe.
I you know what I'm saying Ireally get up in that thing.
So I'm 15 deep.
(51:56):
You know what I'm saying.
I'm telling you I'm 15 deep,I'm 18 with the swipes by that
time.
So when she put it on the pitsthe story is still funny because
I can't believe that ithappened.
(52:16):
I can't believe it happened.
I'm just a small lady.
That's how much she loves me isthat she put the, the deodorant
that I use, on my twin testies,on her pets.
(52:42):
Oh, I love it, man.
I love.
That was a great, that was agreat, great moment.
Ah, I will, but no, it wasfantastic.
It was a great laugh and shehandled it like a pro, because
(53:02):
anybody could have passed out,because I don't know what she
would have told me.
She put you know, I was usingsome of hers.
Oh yeah, I put that on my cooch, my ass break.
You know, I put that on mycooch and my ass break.
You didn't know that.
You imagine, can you imagine, ascrack Cooch, I make a sound
(53:28):
like this poison Her clean,super clean.
She's clean Nut.
You know I'm saying showers besatin level hot.
Right, I couldn't even I can'teven get close to the shower
because it'd be satin level hot,satan being in there.
Like you know what, it's prettyhot in here.
I'm going to leave.
(53:49):
This shower is legit, but it'sstill as crack.
You know what I'm saying.
Just like I can get fresh outof the shower and then put it on
my balls, but when you hearthat it's been on my balls,
you're like it's balls though,and it's crazy.
You know why.
You know what's crazy about allthat?
(54:09):
They still suck on, suck theballs, suck the coach.
You know we don't lick it, suckit.
But if you hear about it or youuse a product that was on it,
somehow you feel like thestomach starts to rumble,
(54:31):
grumble, project out, vomit,three, two.
You know what I'm saying?
It's wild man, absolutely wildand extremely funny story.
Ha relationship stuff.
It could be fun.
It could be fun.
You know what I'm saying.
It could be fun, enjoy yourlife.
And last little bit of things Iwant to talk about, man, I'm
(54:52):
going to wrap this up.
It's one of them.
Take long, it's the holidayseason.
Enjoy yourself.
People are not holidayingenough for me.
When you get into the JCPenney's whistle, if the song
I'm dreaming of a whiteChristmas is on, sing it.
Holy hell, y'all have taken thefun out of Xmas.
(55:13):
It is the time, if you seesomebody less that has less than
you on the corner, give them adollar, give them two dollars,
give them some.
Look out, it's Christmas timeShould be in trying, trying to
(55:34):
enjoy yourself.
You know what I'm saying.
Fixing my black panther.
It's the holiday season.
How did we get?
How we get to the point towhere we not enjoying the
holiday season?
No more Christmas lights orChristmas vacation.
Every Christmas drink is out.
Every holiday drink is out.
(55:55):
Every holiday dessert isavailable.
The kids are talking aboutSanta Claus Spoiler alert.
Should be no kids that stillbelieve in Santa Claus watching
this Spoiler alert.
That ain't real.
But the energy, the, the, thevibes you're giving off is
(56:21):
supposed to be a little bit morepositive.
You post me like that yeararound, but there's something
about this time you're supposedto crank it up a little bit.
Go see some lights.
They have the festival lightsin Lake Habasoo.
They have the polar Express andWilliams.
They have the Phoenix Zoolights in Phoenix.
Last, no chess desk.
(56:41):
I cannot say that.
In Phoenix, phoenix lecturelight parade in Phoenix,
arizona's own Christmas City,prescott, I don't know what that
.
What the hell are that?
What the hell are that?
Red Rio Dine mansion statehistoric park, holiday tours and
flag staff.
I bet it can say that.
(57:03):
Excuse me.
Excuse me, the winter haven,festivals of lights and Tucson
man.
Get out and do stuff, dude.
Just take your kids, take aloved one, take yourself.
Go to the movies on a Tuesday.
See a holiday movie you ain'tseen in a theater since she was
(57:26):
a kid.
Go do it.
Shit is extremely weird onearth.
Try to enjoy yourself as muchas you can.
I'm all the way into theholiday spirit.
It's what I do.
Happy holidays, that's what Ido.
(57:47):
I don't play around.
I am Thaddeus shade.
This is seasonable clout.
You can follow me on InstagramAt Thaddeus dashade.
You could follow me on Twitterat Thaddeus shade and YouTube
(58:09):
Thaddeus shade.
Yeah, I mean, it's just.
I mean really, you just type inThaddeus shade on Google and
guess what you're going to sayMe I should kill a little.
Look alike.
I love you.
Have a good day, a good eveningand a good night.
Yeah, that's it.
Sorry I missed you.
You know I got to go through mydrops.
(58:34):
If you listen to me.
I go through my drops.
It's a koala man.
You are in a court of law thereare a lot of people in here.
Speaker 3 (58:42):
We can't hear you.
Your honor, you're going tohave to make them speak up.
What does GTD stand for?
The draws, okay.
Speaker 2 (58:55):
Peace.
Speaker 1 (59:42):
I'm with that.
I'm with that you.
I'm with that shade you got cloud.
Let me hear what it's aboutthat shade.
I said you really different,took a different route.
That shade, if you're cookingup, can we taste it now?
That shade, without a doubt, isthat season of a cloud.
That shade, you got cloud.
Let me hear what it's aboutthat shade you got cloud.
Let me hear what it's aboutthat shade you got cloud.
(00:33):
Let me hear what it's about.
That shade, without a doubt, isthat season of a cloud, that
shade.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Hello, ladies and gentlemen, I am Thaddeus Shade.
This is Season of a Cloud andthis is episode 70, episode 71?
I'm not sure.
I'm not really sure.
I can't remember.
I have the memory of a 75 yearold man being chased by a T-Rex.
(01:00):
I can't remember nothing in thetype of panic.
I won't remember a damn thing.
But this is Season of a Cloud.
I know that the date isDecember 6th.
I know that the month is the12th.
It's December 2023, and Ialways mention that because,
just in case somebody from thefuture Deep, deep, deep into the
future needs to know how cooltimes was During 2023, I can
(01:26):
absolutely lie to their face.
It's what I do Sometimes.
I like to give a good lie.
I don't need nobody to judge meon my shit, cause it's what I
do.
I sometimes give a white lie.
You don't give a white lie.
You don't give a little lie.
You know you give a little liesometimes.
Don't play the world.
Don't lie to the world.
There are times that you give alie shit.
(01:52):
Imagine you're, you know.
You've probably never heard ofit before.
Imagine your girl.
Imagine your girl pregnant, youknow, and she come out the
bathroom Cause y'all about to goon a date.
She about seven months in youabout to go on a date to the
Olive Garden and she come outthe bathroom with a leather
(02:18):
skirt on.
You know she gonna ask you oh,baby, how I look.
You gonna tell her that shedon't look good in that leather
skirt.
Hell, tell her.
No, you gonna look at that inthe eye and you gonna tell her
Baby, you look good.
Wow, tch, whoo, tch, fantastico, fantastic.
(02:45):
Cause you know we all tell hera lie to survive.
A lie to survive, you know can.
Can you know a lie to survivecan fatten the pockets.
So a lot of people over timewho've lied, lied some more and
lied enough to get the pocketslined up.
That's just what it is.
If you don't lie, can yousucceed in life?
(03:08):
I mean outside of a, a nun, atrue devoted person to the Lord
above.
Can you make it through lifewithout a lie?
Hell, no man.
(03:28):
Look.
Say I'm about doing 55 in theschool zone.
Cop, pull me over.
Say, officer, I ain't gonna lieto you how fast I know I was,
but I gotta get home.
I got a 13 year old kid in thehouse on fire.
I just gotta call from the fireemergency.
I gotta get home.
I got the lie.
(03:50):
I'm not finna.
Get no school zone tickets.
You know how much that shitgonna be.
They probably take my license.
I'm doing 55 in the school zone, sir.
Sir, there's a fire at home andI've got to get there.
White lie, little lie, I don'tmind it, I gotta make it through
the day.
(04:13):
You're not a liar to you.
You're not like a real burningand hell liar until you're
sitting in front of a judge and12 jurors and you just looking
at them dead in the face and youlike I'm innocent of killing 27
people, even though there's amountain of evidence that says
(04:38):
no, you killed 27 people.
But you look them dead and Iand you say I'm innocent of
killing 27 people.
Then you might cook, then youmight become a barbecue in hell.
I'm not for sure.
I'm out of rules work.
You may be able to go ahead andthrow some 7 hell marries in
(04:58):
there and repent and you mightbe good.
I don't know, I'm not veryreligious, I don't get into that
lane, but I'm just saying youmight cook a little bit if
you're sitting in front of thereand lying about killing 27 good
people and maybe there was onethat didn't you know, but
killing 27 people and lying onit.
(05:19):
You know what I'm saying.
Anyway, this is Seasonal of theCloud.
I am Daddy O'Shea.
Come on with my more applause.
I love to hear him clap, but awhite lie is a little lie and we
gotta lie to survive.
Earth is full of liars.
(05:39):
You know what I'm saying.
And if you gotta tell a smallone to get by, I ain't mad at
you.
You gotta tell a small one toget to the next day, I'm not mad
at you.
You gotta.
You know what I'm saying.
Imagine you getting robbed.
Imagine you're getting robbedat the ATM.
You know what I'm saying.
Give me all your money.
(06:00):
Give me all your money.
Right, you got the gun.
Give me all your money.
He got the gun in your face.
He got the pilli in your face.
Now you just got your rentmoney.
You're five days behind.
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Somebody loaned you the rentmoney.
You had the ATM.
Somebody got the pilli at youand they want the duckies.
They want all your duckies.
They tell you put the cart inthe machine and give me all your
duckies.
I ain't gonna lie.
I'm gonna have to tell them alittle lie and say look man, I
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only got nothing but $25 inthere.
Man, what you gonna do with$25,?
Come on, brother, what yougonna do with $25,?
I got to go home.
I got to feed my family.
The last 25, I got until twoweeks.
Man, yeah, I'm gonna liebecause I got to pay my rent and
I'm not giving up all my moneyto no ATM robber man.
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Now, of course I didn't make itbecause the robber shot me,
because I wasn't verycorroborative and he made me,
put my card in and showed me howmuch I had.
So he put two in me and took mymoney.
That's just what's gonna happen.
But I understand the time tolie and then there's a time to
not lie.
I don't even know how I got onthis lying tip.
Just what even was I supposedto be talking about?
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I don't know.
Anyway, I got a couple ofinterviews posted up on the
YouTube.
I hope you go to the YouTube.
Oh wait, if you're watching it,you're on YouTube.
But if you're audio, I hope yougo to my YouTube and I hope you
subscribe youtubecom.
Youtubecom.
Backslash at Thaddeus Shade.
(07:58):
Right, I have a coupleinterviews and I'm looking
forward to doing some more.
This is my first official.
It's my first official video,solo by my self.
I cannot believe it.
(08:19):
I cannot believe it.
Cheer for me.
Cheer for me one more time.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Ladies and gentlemen, man, you come right out of a
comic book.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I do, I do, and today I want to kind of get into that
now, doing my first, you know,my first real video interview.
I mean, not my first, I'm sorryabout that my first video solo,
cause I do solo audio all thetime.
(08:55):
You go back, you got plenty ofsolo episodes.
Listening to this is what I do.
I'm weird.
I like to get behind the mic,say what I want to say, act the
way I want to act, because inpublic I'm totally different.
I am a nightlife promoter right, it's what I do.
I am a nightlife promoter.
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Hottest club in the city, 1111,nightclub in Scottsdale,
Arizona.
Right, I don't know what thisis, but we're doing it.
I'm there nightlife, but inpublic I'm totally different.
I'm like real quiet, I'm chill.
You're like, how are you chill?
But I'm a chill dude, get somecontent.
(09:37):
I have fun with the people.
People have fun when they comeout.
This is what I do, but on herebehind the microphone, I'm gone.
I'm bad shit.
I'm Arkham Asylum, just nothingup here, it's just rattling.
It's just a bunch of bullshit.
And this gives me anopportunity to let it out very
therapeutic for your boy, causethere's a few days where I want
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to hop in the bathtub and dropthe toast in there.
But I don't do it.
There's a few days, mikey,there's a few days I want to hop
in the bathtub, plug in thetoaster and just drop that thing
in the tub and you just cookthe kneecaps, just cook
everything.
Talk to God on the back end.
Just sometimes I want to dothat.
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But in here it gives me arelief.
I get to have release, I get totalk my bullshit, I get to
release it all out and when Irelease it all out I feel good,
I feel lighter on my feet.
If it was up to me, I'd telleverybody get a podcast.
You know social media is thecheapest form of therapy.
(10:44):
You know people can get on andthey can bitch, complain, have
four or five family members,four or five followers, four or
five friends, get on and be likeoh, it's alright, sherrys,
alright, the clip midi isfixable.
You just run right down to theclinic.
The clip midi is fixable.
(11:04):
You know you can have peopleget on there and like help you
through the day.
Or if you just feel likebitching, you can get on there
and bitch.
Right, it's what you can do.
Get on there and bitch, peoplecan respond, or you just feel
better than people see youbitching.
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For example, if I had taken thetime, I would have got on to my
Twitter last night and I wouldhave lost my mind over that
fucking timeout from the Sunsand Lakers game.
That's for another episode,ladies and gentlemen, but I
would have lost my mind notsaying that I am a massive fan
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of the Suns or the Lakers.
I'm just a massive fan of NBA.
I'm the basketball period, thatshit.
Excuse me, excuse me, thatshiznizzle shit.
That's unacceptable.
Yeah, I'm just staring at you.
(12:08):
Unacceptable.
That's for a different episode,though.
I'ma let it fly.
I'ma let it slide right now.
It's for a different episode,but you know solo episodes.
(12:28):
They helped me out.
I should have vented last night,but there are people who get on
Twitter.
Like I said in previousepisodes, we don't call it X, no
more.
I call it Twitter.
I don't care what the name ofthe app is, I'm gonna call it
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what I want to call it.
Sorry, I missed it.
What's the name of that app?
X?
Sorry, I missed it.
What's the name of that app?
Twitter.
There we go.
So you know, a lot of peopleget on Twitter.
They have a good time, theyvent.
They let it out, and that'swhat I wish I would have done
last night.
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But, like I said, social mediais a cheap form of therapy.
I'm not saying it's the bestform of therapy.
Don't listen to me.
You know what I'm saying.
I'm talking to myself.
Pretty much there's gonna belike five viewers, five people
that see this.
I do all right on the audioside of things.
There are some people thatdownload my stuff and they
listen to it and they subscribeto it and I appreciate you.
But for the most part I'mtalking to myself, me, my dog,
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winston, it's my guy, and thenmy guardian angel, who's
probably bored 98% of the timeuntil I'm driving and traffic
and then he has a job to do.
But social media, cheapest formof therapy I would recommend.
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And so in the podcast, Irecommend anybody getting one.
I recommend anybody get in thepodcast.
Get one.
Listen to me If you gotsomething to say, start one, get
your voice out.
Eat is beautiful.
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Interview your mom, interviewyour dad, interview your grandma
, a friend, it don't matter.
I always recommend starting one.
Now I'm not saying just, youknow, get on air and blab out.
You know, try to have somethought to it.
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But you know, put some workinto it.
But I'm telling you you feel alot better Because I just be on
here talking shit, man, like I'mdoing right now, absolutely
wasting your time for no reason,just wasting your time, happy
holidays, just absolutelywasting your time.
I'm not going to go on.
(15:05):
Fix my glasses here becausethey're not prescripted, but I
want to act like they'represcripted.
But yeah, this whole experienceof like doing Video Took a long
time, and I mean time Talkedabout it with my boy, craig
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visions a lot.
But you know, sometimes youlook up man, you see how brutal
the Internet is and how mean itcan be.
And when you're not perfect youdon't feel perfect.
But I'm not doing that, I ain'tgot time for my fucks.
Be smoking me out in thecomments.
Damn.
(15:54):
Who'd your mama sleep withSaitin in the gorilla at the
same time?
Yeah, I ain't got time for that.
But then I got to a point, towhere you know who gives a fuck.
There's nothing better thangetting to who gives a fuck.
I don't give a fuck when youget to the, to the non fucks
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anymore.
When you get to the non fucksis usually when you succeed.
When you get to the point isyou look and you're looking in
the mirror and you say you knowwhat, man, I'm tired of running
hiding because of what peoplemight say, and in the end you
hit that.
You hit it.
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You get to that and you look inthe mirror and you, shaking,
don't give a.
You get right there and you'reafraid that I don't give a and
you finally look dead on and sayI don't give a fuck, I don't
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give a fuck anymore, I'm good,fuck with nobody thing.
It's a magical feeling, never,never land.
Magical Willy Wonka in thechocolate factory.
Magical in the world ofimagination, you will see.
I don't know, I can't get, butyou get what I'm saying.
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I got to the point, got to thepoint where I was like, ah,
whatever, dude, because I wantedto get, I want to be.
You know, I got things I wantto talk about.
I want to get into the game,and these people that already
listen to me know about this.
I want to get into the game andso, like the game, I'm an old
gamer.
So I'm old, suck a cock, I'mold, right, but I love the game.
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Once I get on Call of Duty, whenI get on Call of Duty, I become
Carl Weathers, action Jackson.
So a little too, that's alittle too far back.
Uh, mm, rambo, rambo, maybe toofar back for your young folks.
Yeah, I know Rambo, like fouror five years ago.
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Hmm, I don't know.
I can use Arnold, I can use ontotal recall Eraser.
How am I naming?
How am I naming movies?
I probably don't know.
I just say Terminator and theny'all know, terminator, right,
yeah, no term.
Yeah, got to.
You know what I'm saying.
But when I get into the call ofduty, I mean when I'm actually,
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when I'm locked in on the callof duty, I don't make any sense.
I play my boy Craig visions.
We get on the box.
Yeah, I know some of y'all somePCs I could tell.
I could tell when y'all, someof y'all some PCs, cause y'all
killing me quicker than I couldkill y'all.
But it's cool.
It's cool man, cause I stillget my kills in.
But when I'm losing it, whenI'm into the call of duty, I'm
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gone, I'm gone, I'm gone.
I'm coke, I'm heroin, we allmixed together.
And then somebody's drinking afour local and that person is
drinking a four local, has putall that together and then they
hit it, it gone.
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That's how I be on the game.
Don't do that.
Don't mix the four local withthe three that I mentioned the
heroin, the coke and the weed.
You can't put that on me.
Don't do that.
That's a bad idea.
Don't write Jada, jaden, right,don't do that.
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All right, don't mix those.
But yeah, when I'm on there Igo nuts.
I'm an old gamer.
I was brought up on video games, my generation legit when it
comes to the video game.
We've been doing this shit fora long time.
You know what I'm saying.
We've been on it.
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I've been gaming baby Atari,bro, gaming fail.
Nintendo, metroid, handlingbusiness, contra Handling
business.
Super Nintendo Fam.
I was there for that.
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I had Mario with the tail Fam.
That's me.
Shit Moved out of Sega Sonic.
I was real with it and I movedup.
Nba live, nba, nba live 95.
I was skipping school for that.
Nba live 96, 97.
Nba live 96, 97.
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I'm not proud of it, but I was.
I was skipping school to playvideo games.
It was a thing.
So I'm, I'm, I'm an old gamerand I want to record that.
How do we get way over here?
That's what I do.
I told you, if you're watchingme on video extremely
entertaining you just got tostay with me.
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There'll be some messagessprinkled in there and there'll
be a lot of insane shit.
It's a lot of cussing.
I try to try to roll back thecussing.
I work really hard on it on adaily basis.
I have no affirmations.
I say today I won't cook, todayI won't cuss and I think of
family matters.
Oh wait, do I have my familymatters dropping in the morning.
Man, I don't have my familymatters dropped, no more.
(21:28):
I don't have the one, two,three, the three two, one.
What the hell is bothering me?
I'm going to put it in thevideo.
Y'all going to see it when Iput it up.
Happy holidays, um, but yeah,I'm a, I'm a gamer and I want to
get into the game and and it'sswitching.
It's what I do.
You know, you got to get to thefuck it.
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Part of it.
Fuck it.
Who cares?
They're going to assassinateyou.
They're going, they're going tobeat on you in the comments.
Man, you, you look like arejected Chiquillo, neil, bro,
man, I wouldn't look at you inthe dark, bro, just got to
believe in yourself, have fun.
I like to believe in myself andI like to have a little fun.
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And I reached the fucking stageand now we're here.
But it wasn't easy.
This was, this was a long timein the making, Not long.
I've been wanting to do this,talking years.
You ever let something go byfor years.
You ever let something go byfor years, something you've
always wanted to do or somethingyou want to get to.
You let it go for years and youfinally do it.
(22:34):
You finally try it.
That food, that that, what'sthat?
What's that shit.
What's that, what's that shit?
Look like Hamster shit.
Everybody be, everybody eatin.
I'm vegan, I know.
Plus, I was vegan right.
What Big ass.
Vegan right?
Crazy, right, Okay, but what'sthat thing?
Everybody be eaten Um caviar.
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I didn't have that.
I actually had to think of it.
Caviar, caviar, okay, nevertried caviar.
Never will, but maybe you'vealways wanted to try it.
You see it on TV.
It's a rich man's food.
You're like I really, reallyreally.
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Fix my shirt, fix my shit,because I'm on video.
You know what I'm saying.
Y'all see my black panther.
Y'all see my black pantherjoint.
That's what that is, blackpanther, anyway.
Um, you ever wanted to try it?
Because you see a bunch of richpeople eating it.
You're like man, I really wantto try it.
I think it was delicious.
They always put it on some chipand the cracker or something
(23:42):
and they eat it and it's reallygood.
You know, and you sitting backand you just, man, I show, wish
I could have some of that caviar, but I can't afford it.
But you know, there are momentsthat we have a lot of
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celebrations in life.
You know you could have Allthose birthday dinners you had.
You could have got some caviar.
Those expensive restaurants ofpeople like to go to for their
birthdays and have groups ofpeople at the table for their
birthdays and they had caviar.
You never got it and then yearsgo by.
So you know what?
I'm going to get some caviartonight and you get it and it's
(24:29):
amazing.
It's amazing and you're likethe fuck, was I waiting?
For.
How did I get to the point, howI get to the point, how did you?
I wait so long to try caviar?
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It's the same thing as this.
I feel good, don't care, don'treally care.
If I have eight viewers, I'm alittle, I'll be a little bit
hurt, I'll be on the shitter andI'll be a little bit hurt.
I'm like, damn, people are meanand I only got eight viewers.
I only see eight views in threecomments.
(25:12):
You're trash bro.
That's, that's brutal.
But you can't give up.
Do what you want, enjoy life.
Do not get Locked down insideyour own dome.
That place is hard to leave.
Once you get in there, you getinside your own head.
Alcatraz found ShawshankRedemption.
(25:35):
I hope to see my friend one day.
It's hard to get out of there.
When you in your own head, it'shard to get out of there.
It's tough.
But once you finally escape, Idon't know man, it's a different
, different, it's a differentfeeling.
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It's a special feeling and I'mhappy I'm doing it.
So, ladies and gentlemen, I amThaddeus Shade.
First video, first solo videoFor season of the cloud.
Thank you, oh, thank you verymuch.
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Um, I want to talk aboutnightlife promotion during the
six season, sick season, doingmy job is wild.
I don't get sick.
Now, I ain't saying I ain'tbeen sick, I don't get sick
really.
You know what I'm saying?
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The immune system's gangster,it's Patrick Mahomes with 18
seconds left in the fourthquarter.
You know what I'm saying?
It's Steffi from 40 feet ofSteffi Snipes shooting from 40
feet.
That's my immune system Gangstaclutch.
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I take care of it.
But it is wild.
I'm in a club every weekend,thursday to Saturday, every
weekend.
Hundreds of people, hundreds.
And you got to.
You got to develop some rules.
You got to develop.
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You understand, people arereckless, bro.
Tis the season to be sick.
Tis the season to be sick.
People are reckless.
Hand sanitizer is a must Now.
Now, I don't.
I consider myself a friendlyindividual, friendly, friendly
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Individual.
Right, I consider myself that Itake deep breaths to the mic
because I know I'm about to saysome real shit, but I don't
hesitate.
Listen to what I'm saying.
I don't hesitate To shake ahand or to, because it's usually
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a group.
You know I do a lot of drive byhandshakes.
I'm a shooter when it comes tothe handshakes.
When you, when you promote her,you're going to shake some
hands.
So be a lot of hands.
You have to shake.
What's up, fam.
Oh shit, what's up?
I appreciate you coming out.
What's up my guy.
Appreciate you coming out.
What's up my good, my dude.
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What's up my guysie.
What's up, fam?
You know some people like to getreal what's up?
Slime?
I don't, you know, I'm just aregular nigga.
You ain't got to give me slime.
Simple, what's up my guy and mydog, some fam, brother, you
ain't even I ain't gonna get noother stuff.
Simple for me.
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But it's a lot of drive byhandshakes.
And now you know brothers isaggressive.
We talked about this before.
As many comedians thatuntouched on it brothers
aggressive.
Imagine having to deal withthat on the reggae.
On the reggae, I got to dealwith somebody trying to pull
this sweet, strong shoulder outthe socket from a handshake.
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Christ man.
We just saying what's up?
We not arm wrestling, you ain'tgot to pull so hard.
You ain't got to make my handread I'm dark as a motherfucker,
fam, you making my hand read.
You doing shit too hard.
Come on, bro, we, we, we, wenot construction workers, we, we
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civilized human beings in anightclub.
You ain't got to yank so hard.
You ain't got to slap so hard.
Take it easy.
But I shake a lot of hands, alot of drive by us.
I always say this but this, myshit, and I can get some water.
I don't even.
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I still, if you, if you looktoo shaky, you look a little too
suspect, elbow you, if you looka little too sweaty and you
just coming into the club, yousweating elbow, elbow that,
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handle yourself, watch yourtemperature.
You shouldn't.
Now it's a Z, so I'm not sayingthat I'm back home in Kansas
City, I'm not saying that.
So the temperatures a littledifferent, but it's still 55 60
at night.
I don't want to see you lookinglike you just did an African
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marathon.
You coming in the club freshfrom the outside with the sweats
concerned.
Your health is shaky, elbowthat, I'm not giving you the
slaps.
Elbow that not giving you theslaps because I mean folks
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coming in they'll risk it and Iget it, ladies and gentlemen, I
get it.
Now, before I start my to getinto this, some of these jokes,
some of these trophies most ofthem jokes, some of this trufas
(32:16):
alright, oh, somebody droppingsomething in fantasy basketball.
See y'all think y'all sleep ata car lorry.
Yeah, cam Reddish, I drop him.
To no disrespect, cam, I'm justsaying we talk of fantasy,
though, cam Reddish, I would yougreat on the Lakers.
But um, I'm just playing.
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But yeah, somebody drop CamReddish and at a car lorry.
I don't see how that goes.
But um, you know, folks come inand they'll, they'll risk
everybody sickness in thebuilding.
You know, for a little part oftime, a little part of time and
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I recommend, man, if you're notfeeling a hundred percent,
you're not sure.
If you're not, you like me, I'ma little, I'm a little off,
sweating a little bit more today, hands a little clammy.
You know I'm saying stay thefuck home, it's okay, we'll be
back tomorrow, matter, I'mtripping.
(33:22):
Nobody give that advice.
Stay home for the whole weekend, come back next week, get you
some vitamins, some Seamos.
You know I'm saying get yousome things in that system
because, damn man, if you woulddo the titties to be there next
week, if you were girl, the guywith the deep pockets to be
there next week, I'm sure we'llhave some more athletes in there
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next week and I'm sure we havesome more hoochie moms, hoochie
mom.
Okay, I'm sure we'll have more.
You know, by the way, thisshirt I'm not as big as I say,
because this shirt I have boughtit.
And then I like buying thisfrom his website.
I'll put the website into thedescription.
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I like buying this, but I havebought this first one like a
forex.
I'm still a big dude.
I'm like 6 3.
I'm not going to the way size.
I'm a big dude, right, fam, andI bought this shit, but I
bought a forex.
I didn't buy it online.
It's not something I trust, cuzyou never know when they gon
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play your ass, and I've beenplayed before.
So I bought a set of forex.
So it looks a little it'sbaggier, but I still rock it.
I don't give a fuck.
I paid.
It was like $70.
I'm still gonna pay.
I'm a rocket.
I paid 70, I'm gonna wear it.
But anyway, yeah, man, stay home.
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Man, it's not that bad.
The atmosphere is fantastic at11.
11 nightclub and this isprobably for all promoters I
don't play cuz I don't want tobe sick.
Does any sick is not fun.
We make jokes about ginger ale,but ginger ale don't kid, don't
do shit.
You understand what I'm saying.
Ginger ale don't do amotherfucker.
(35:13):
I'm not listen, I don't like.
I've been sick and my immunesystem is Patrick.
My immune system is PatrickHolmes in the fourth quarter and
Steph.
Steph Lee snipes from 40 feet.
That's just the truth.
Patrick Holmes in the fourthquarter, steph Lee snipes from
40 feet.
That's just the truth.
That's what my immune system is.
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15 and 30.
I've been sick and that shitain't fun.
I don't want to be sick.
So I want to be shovingvitamins down and getting a
bunch of green juices and Idon't feel good.
Winston, looking at me like manfan, you gotta put some food in
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the dog bowl.
If you, before you die, putsome in the dog bowl before you
die, you sick.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't like to be sick andy'all y'all shouldn't want to be
sick either.
Take some time, man.
Some of the things I do, like Ihave hand sanitizer.
My boy, black, had to supply mewith some this past weekend,
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but I have hand sanitizer in theclub.
I have hand sanitizer in thecar.
When I get to the car, when Iget to the, when I get to the
whippy, I get in the whippy,check my peripherals.
Cuz right when you sit down iswhen they run up.
Right when you sit down is whenthey run up.
So I like to check my shit.
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I check my shit and then I, aswhen they run up, my bad yo.
But I check my shit.
And then I, and then I pull outthese wipes.
Man, I got some wipes.
I got from Amazon so I can wipemy phones down.
I wipe my st they made for thephones, they made for the.
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They got the alcohol.
So I wipe my phones down.
Shift her down, steering wheeldown, hit the hands, haul, purge
juice, and then I get home.
Y'all want to do all that justto get home, and sometimes fall
asleep in my recliner with thesame clothes on.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
It's insane, bro man, you come right out of a comic
book.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Hmm hmm, pop that shit, okay, yeah.
So you know it's it's tough andin tears the season to be sick.
It's, it's, it's.
It's a thing where you look upI'm on the Grammy and folks is
posting home gorilla mind, shegot sick and she was talking
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about you know y'all nasty forcoming to the club sick and I
agree she got sick from beingout.
It wasn't COVID, it wasn't thevid.
You know I'm saying what a time.
But what in the vid?
She was regular sick.
But folks, folks have no, nocare.
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This were God's for human life.
They don't care.
You should care behind us.
The people in there get sickcuz you know damn well deep down
you wouldn't supposed to be out.
(38:36):
You wouldn't supposed to be out, man.
And now look Martha, she can'tgo to her daughter's play the
Christmas play.
She wanted to go see mom.
She won't go see her daughter.
Martha stuck at home.
She can't go her daughter'splay.
Now Martha got her baby daddyJeffrey up there with his
(39:02):
Android trying to record theplay.
We all know we don't want noAndroid recording nothing.
That's important to us.
That's disgusting.
It's gonna come out lookinglike dollar general security
footage horrible.
Look what you done did toMartha.
(39:22):
Now the baby daddy feel good.
Might you know?
Look what I did protect yourhealth.
It doesn't matter.
If you just had a nightclub, Iask you to come out and you know
I want you come.
I have a good time, it's just.
You know, if you don't feelgood, don't come out.
(39:44):
I don't play around.
I have a lot of things that Ido.
It kind of keep myself.
I got vitamins I take man.
I got ten of us.
I'm a juicer.
If it gets weird, if I feel alittle shaky now as a whole day
of juicing, I want me to eatnothing.
I go up to the press is pressed, so, like I said, breast.
But I go to press, grab thejuices and I'm flooding out
(40:09):
water juices, flooded outSeamaw's vitamin, flooded out
gangsta shit, but ultimatelypatch my homes in the fourth
quarter definitely snipes from40 feet.
The immune systems neat, sohopefully are out there being
(40:33):
kind to others when it comes toyour health.
Protect yourself and protectyour neighbor.
Give a fuck, it matters.
Give a fuck, cuz it reallymatters.
I want to talk about cuz we got.
What were we at right now?
Cuz I got a little time untilhis last little story.
(40:55):
I got 20 clean a be less thanthat.
But I got 20 clean.
Alright, now your boy shade,your boy that I'm in
relationship.
Now, if you listen to previouspodcast you've heard me mention
I'm in a shipy ship right now.
(41:21):
I take care of my nuts.
I don't play about the balls,all right, I don't play about
all over, but the balls like inthe asshole.
So, for example, the ass I gotthe dude wipes.
Dude wipes, I got the hazel.
The witch hazel wipes.
(41:43):
Keep me right.
I got the.
I got the.
I got the.
I got the.
I got the.
I got the.
I got the.
I got the.
I got the.
I got the.
Keep me right.
The hit the witch hazel wipes.
The witch hazel wipes.
Keeps me right.
(42:07):
All right, now I care about mynuts.
So I'm always putting, I'malways trying stuff you know
what I'm saying Cause I likethem to smell good.
Well, if me and Lady wanna, youknow, get nasty, you know, in
the middle of a parking lot,maybe we've been walking around
(42:28):
all day inside the mall, coupleof hours of mall walking, and
then all of a sudden we gethiding heavy.
I slap her on the ass.
She looks at me.
She says you know what, it's gotime and she sounds like that
when it's go time it's go time.
You saddle up, motherfuckerit's go time and we hit the.
We gotta leave.
We gotta get to the car.
(42:49):
You gotta pull to the car.
You gotta pull the car to theback of the parking lot Cause
you cause I'm assuming the mallhours is busy.
You know the malls, so it'shours for the operations.
People walk, so you gotta pullthe car to the far back.
We're in the other cars, right,so she wouldn't get busy.
(43:10):
I like to make sure that youknow there's no built up stench
down there.
So I like to, you know, like tokeep them fresh.
I try different things.
Um, I got Anthony's.
Anthony's got like a, a sweat,sweat Ball cream thing that
keeps the area smelling good andnot shafing and smelling bad.
(43:33):
And I got like a.
I think I got like a dudes.
No, is that a dudes thing?
Yeah, I got a dudes cream.
It's helped with the.
Suppose it's shafing andkeeping your shit smelling,
right, if I'm correct.
I think that's right.
And then me and my boy, craig,visions one day we out at target
(43:55):
, right, cause target is one ofour favorite places.
Me and him, we'll just go totarget, not because we're
elderly and walk around, notjust because we just.
You know target gives off hopesand dreams.
You know it feels good, itfeels like you can.
You know what?
I am going to take my, my rentmoney and I am going to put it
(44:17):
on the warriors tonight.
That's how target makes youfeel.
You know what I'm saying, makesyou, makes you feel like you
could do anything.
So we enjoy target, so we hitthe target.
Sometimes we just walk around.
Do we buy some things?
No, we'll even get a littleStarbucks.
We'll get a little Starbucks.
We'll get a little Starbucks.
We'll get a little Starbucks.
(44:38):
We'll get a little Starbucks.
We'll get a little Starbucks.
We'll get a little Starbucks.
We'll even get a littleStarbucks coffee.
Just chat, make fun of theyounger generation.
It's what we do, right?
And then we stop and look atthe Funko pops.
As you see, it's definitelysnipes up front shredder right
there.
And you know we'll just walkaround.
(45:00):
There's a point to this.
Oh, yes, so we're walkingaround and I come across
something because I, I I'm acologne connoisseur.
Maybe I'll do some things onthat.
I'm a cologne nut.
I don't play, I don't buy allthat shit.
You all buy, I put some, I putsome effort, I spend some
duckies on mine.
I don't play all that $80.90shit.
(45:21):
We're talking three $400.
Only online, overseas.
Only Got to get it shipped.
Got to find it through eBay.
They got to ship it through thecustoms.
I don't play with all that $90maces stuff.
They ain't what I do.
I'm shade, I don't fuck withthat.
I'm a cologne connoisseur.
I like to smell good.
So I'm like for the testiclearea that provides the baby
(45:42):
batter to smell fantastic.
So I'm in target with my boy,craig visions.
We come across something that'snamed Lumie's Lumay, lumie,
lumie, lumay, it's for your nuts.
(46:04):
And and well, okay, listen,okay, lumay is deodorant, but
you could put it anywhere.
Right Arm pits, a coach, notnecessarily a fun word, but
vagina, right, it's proper.
You know, dude pits, vagina,testicle region, probably a
(46:31):
little butt crack, I wouldn'tsay inside because I don't know,
but like the cheek, like thethe under the cheek, and then
maybe the crack, but not don'topen up, and then do that, don't
do that.
So he had a stick right thereand it was coconut and I was
like, oh shit, look, you can putthis because I'm only looking
for stuff to keep the areasmelling nice, right, and I'm
not saying I have some type ofproblem, I just like.
(46:52):
We all know that the region canget funky, funky, right.
So I like to find some thingsthat you know, whatever.
So I found it.
It was a coconut flavor and Ismelled it and I was like, oh
shit, this shit legit.
Saw the price, went happy withthe price, but I bought it.
It's $15, $14, 15 bucks.
So I got it, tried it out.
(47:16):
I recommend it.
It's fantastic.
Now my girl comes over to staythe night.
You know what?
This is what we're going to do.
Let's see here, set this up soy'all can see.
Yeah, I'm doing it.
I ain't fixing nothing.
I'm not going to fix nothing.
This is what it's going to be.
All right, here we go, comehere.
Okay, I'm going to play Now,she talked about it on her Tik
(47:39):
Tok, so I'm going to play herversion and then I'll, and then
I'll laugh and I'll tell you myside of the story.
Hopefully I have this set upright, cause I'm All right.
I got a story time because thislives of rent free.
Speaker 4 (47:52):
It's free, it's free, it's free, it's free.
It's free.
It's free, because this livesof rent free in my mind and hit
and my boyfriends Okay.
So I was at my boyfriend'shouse one night and had pilates
at seven in the morning so Idecided to use his deodorant,
even though I have my own there.
But I decided to use hisbecause I was like I want to use
it because it's new you know,by the way, I'll I'll actually
(48:16):
put the clip in.
All right, All of us girlfriendswant to use what their man uses
, whatever you know.
And then we go to target afterpilates, you know, and he's like
, oh, that'll get new deodorant.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
and then Piss you off because I keep stopping it.
Right, but she was a voiceover.
She don't sound like that,cause I wouldn't Nothing wrong
with somebody who voice soundlike that.
I just I would never talk tosomebody that sound like that.
That ain't nothing If you, ifyou sound like that, that's okay
, you know, but I wouldn't, thatain't Nah.
Speaker 4 (48:51):
Like oh, I used your deodorant.
And he goes my deodorant.
I'm over here looking at him,like, yeah, bro, I used your
deodorant.
Then he decides to be likewhich one?
So I told him the loom one.
And he's like oh.
And I'm like yeah, it smellsgood.
And then I'm like can you stillsmell it?
You know, I lift my arm up sohe can smell it.
(49:11):
And he's like smells, so he cansmell it.
And he's like I don't smellanything.
So I'm like, bro, I still smellit.
Then he starts busted outlaughing and I'm like what's so
funny?
This man is laughing, likelaughing hard.
And I'm like I want to knowwhat's funny.
Like, tell me, I want to laugh.
So then he like chills out fromlaughing and he's like you know
(49:33):
how you could put thatdeodorant on any body part,
right?
Like you can go anywhere onyour body.
And I'm like, like I'mliterally looking at him, like
bro, what do you mean?
So then he decides to be like Iput that deodorant on my balls.
Man, you come right out of acomic book.
(50:02):
I just stare at him in likedisbelief.
Like in my head I'm like, in away, this man put this gilded on
his balls.
He's such a liar.
He was not lying, I was justlike really, and he's still
sitting there laughing because Iput the deodorant on my balls.
So we're walking down the aisleat Target and we pass by the
(50:23):
deodorant again.
He's like you want me to get toyour own and I'm like like dude
, you just let me go to Pilateswith ball ball-y juice probably
not even sweaty balls, but youknow what I mean.
Like you, let me go to Pilateswith ball deodorant on.
Speaker 2 (50:41):
I did Listen.
Oh boy, what a treat that was.
And I mean I was there for itbecause it happened to me, right
, it was happening to me.
I was right there for it.
And we were in my bathroom andI looked at her.
(51:08):
It was slow mo, you know.
Let me give you an example Oldschool Will Ferrell Stifler.
Yeah, he has a real name, seanWilliams Scott.
But who calls him that?
Old school Stifler shoots himin the dark.
That type of slow mo, shootshim in the neck with the dark,
that type of slow mo.
And I look at her.
I'm like I'm dying laughingbecause it's no way you put that
(51:35):
on your pits, because by thattime I was a good 15 uses deep.
I mean I get up under there.
It ain't a one time wipe, itain't just a little swipe.
I you know what I'm saying Ireally get up in that thing.
So I'm 15 deep.
(51:56):
You know what I'm saying.
I'm telling you I'm 15 deep,I'm 18 with the swipes by that
time.
So when she put it on the pitsthe story is still funny because
I can't believe that ithappened.
(52:16):
I can't believe it happened.
I'm just a small lady.
That's how much she loves me isthat she put the, the deodorant
that I use, on my twin testies,on her pets.
(52:42):
Oh, I love it, man.
I love.
That was a great, that was agreat, great moment.
Ah, I will, but no, it wasfantastic.
It was a great laugh and shehandled it like a pro, because
(53:02):
anybody could have passed out,because I don't know what she
would have told me.
She put you know, I was usingsome of hers.
Oh yeah, I put that on my cooch, my ass break.
You know, I put that on mycooch and my ass break.
You didn't know that.
You imagine, can you imagine, ascrack Cooch, I make a sound
(53:28):
like this poison Her clean,super clean.
She's clean Nut.
You know I'm saying showers besatin level hot.
Right, I couldn't even I can'teven get close to the shower
because it'd be satin level hot,satan being in there.
Like you know what, it's prettyhot in here.
I'm going to leave.
(53:49):
This shower is legit, but it'sstill as crack.
You know what I'm saying.
Just like I can get fresh outof the shower and then put it on
my balls, but when you hearthat it's been on my balls,
you're like it's balls though,and it's crazy.
You know why.
You know what's crazy about allthat?
(54:09):
They still suck on, suck theballs, suck the coach.
You know we don't lick it, suckit.
But if you hear about it or youuse a product that was on it,
somehow you feel like thestomach starts to rumble,
(54:31):
grumble, project out, vomit,three, two.
You know what I'm saying?
It's wild man, absolutely wildand extremely funny story.
Ha relationship stuff.
It could be fun.
It could be fun.
You know what I'm saying.
It could be fun, enjoy yourlife.
And last little bit of things Iwant to talk about, man, I'm
(54:52):
going to wrap this up.
It's one of them.
Take long, it's the holidayseason.
Enjoy yourself.
People are not holidayingenough for me.
When you get into the JCPenney's whistle, if the song
I'm dreaming of a whiteChristmas is on, sing it.
Holy hell, y'all have taken thefun out of Xmas.
(55:13):
It is the time, if you seesomebody less that has less than
you on the corner, give them adollar, give them two dollars,
give them some.
Look out, it's Christmas timeShould be in trying, trying to
(55:34):
enjoy yourself.
You know what I'm saying.
Fixing my black panther.
It's the holiday season.
How did we get?
How we get to the point towhere we not enjoying the
holiday season?
No more Christmas lights orChristmas vacation.
Every Christmas drink is out.
Every holiday drink is out.
(55:55):
Every holiday dessert isavailable.
The kids are talking aboutSanta Claus Spoiler alert.
Should be no kids that stillbelieve in Santa Claus watching
this Spoiler alert.
That ain't real.
But the energy, the, the, thevibes you're giving off is
(56:21):
supposed to be a little bit morepositive.
You post me like that yeararound, but there's something
about this time you're supposedto crank it up a little bit.
Go see some lights.
They have the festival lightsin Lake Habasoo.
They have the polar Express andWilliams.
They have the Phoenix Zoolights in Phoenix.
Last, no chess desk.
(56:41):
I cannot say that.
In Phoenix, phoenix lecturelight parade in Phoenix,
arizona's own Christmas City,prescott, I don't know what that
.
What the hell are that?
What the hell are that?
Red Rio Dine mansion statehistoric park, holiday tours and
flag staff.
I bet it can say that.
(57:03):
Excuse me.
Excuse me, the winter haven,festivals of lights and Tucson
man.
Get out and do stuff, dude.
Just take your kids, take aloved one, take yourself.
Go to the movies on a Tuesday.
See a holiday movie you ain'tseen in a theater since she was
(57:26):
a kid.
Go do it.
Shit is extremely weird onearth.
Try to enjoy yourself as muchas you can.
I'm all the way into theholiday spirit.
It's what I do.
Happy holidays, that's what Ido.
(57:47):
I don't play around.
I am Thaddeus shade.
This is seasonable clout.
You can follow me on InstagramAt Thaddeus dashade.
You could follow me on Twitterat Thaddeus shade and YouTube
(58:09):
Thaddeus shade.
Yeah, I mean, it's just.
I mean really, you just type inThaddeus shade on Google and
guess what you're going to sayMe I should kill a little.
Look alike.
I love you.
Have a good day, a good eveningand a good night.
Yeah, that's it.
Sorry I missed you.
You know I got to go through mydrops.
(58:34):
If you listen to me.
I go through my drops.
It's a koala man.
You are in a court of law thereare a lot of people in here.
Speaker 3 (58:42):
We can't hear you.
Your honor, you're going tohave to make them speak up.
What does GTD stand for?
The draws, okay.
Speaker 2 (58:55):
Peace.
Speaker 1 (59:42):
I'm with that.
I'm with that you.
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