April 4, 2024 • 63 mins
SOLO BABY I’m back solo episode and i get to chuggin coffee ☕️ and letting lose about being pulled up on and asked for money I talked about Bill Nye the sience guy is still schooling 30 years later and maaaaaan i get to in zone about so many thing just Solo, baby, I’m back with a solo episode, and I get to chugging coffee ☕️ and letting loose about being approached and asked for money. I talked about how Bill Nye the Science Guy is still schooling us 30 years later, and, man, I get so in the zone about so many things. Just enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:20):
If you're cooking up, can we taste it now, that shade
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Without a doubt, it's thatseason of a cloud that shade.
You got clout.
Let me hear what it's aboutthat shade.
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Without a doubt, it's thatseason of a cloud, that shade.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
That's what I'm.
You know I'm trying to help youout here.
Is that better?
Ladies and gentlemen, I amThaddeus Shade.
This is Seasonable Clout.
I am back.
A solo episode.
I consider myself the couchcomedian because, you know, I'm
not really a comedian.
I don't do it professionally,but I consider myself semi-funny
and I'm happy to be back with asolo episode.
(01:08):
It makes me feel good, I feelspecial, I feel packed full of
caffeine.
Yeah, that's what I'm going togo.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go packed full ofcaffeine, packed full of
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caffeine.
I just whipped up a batch ofsome of the finest coffee you
can get in America and that'sinside Thaddeus Shades crib.
I put together some specialstuff.
It's unique.
You know I do my.
I do a lot of physical work.
I walk into the kitchen, I grabthe cup.
You know that's a lot of laborin that.
And when I'm putting all thathard work in, after I grabbed
the cup, I gotta, I gotta putthe cup under the spout.
(01:52):
I think that's called a spout.
I gotta put it under the spout.
There, you know.
And then when I, when I, when Iplaced the cup under the spout,
it's more labor, it's more work.
And then I got to and then Igot to grab a pod.
You know how hard it is.
I got to slide my tray out.
I got to grab a pod.
That's a lot of work and I putthe pod into the to the to the
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thing, cause I got an espresso.
I put it into the thing, I hitthe thing, the thing comes down
and and then the coffee comesout.
And that's a lot of work andthat's the best coffee in
America.
You can only get it inside mycrib.
I'm really good at it.
But I did get a coffee pod thatis, um, it's got like uh, um,
some extra B12 in it.
You know when you, when you'rea heavyweight vegan, you know
(02:34):
you don't get your B12, you know.
So, um, but yeah, man, I'm backand this is a solo episode and
I feel really, really goodbecause I don't have to.
I'm not restrained.
You know, I'm not tied down.
What I mean by that is I'm notsitting in front of somebody and
I give everybody a differentversion of me.
If you're not going to, ifyou're a person that screams,
(02:57):
I'm always me in front ofeverybody.
I don't care who it is, you'rea liar.
When I do interviews, you knowI have different faces for
different faces.
You know I have different tonesfor different people that I'm
interviewing and I'm reallyrestrained.
I can't be weird, I can't becocky, I can't be crazy.
You know, I can't be weird Ify'all could see my dog right now
(03:19):
, if you could see Winston andwhen I talk about him all the
time, this guy lives a life ofluxury.
Don't Don't get it confused.
We all know pets don't paybills.
But if you see him right now,he's leaned in his home, he's
got a cage Right, but the cageis rarely closed unless I'm
fucking with him and he's givingme shit.
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And he's inside, he's lockeddown, he's doing, he's doing a
hard labor time right there, buthe leans up against the cage
like he's just mistreated inlife.
I mean the whole face issmushed into the cage.
I mean what I mean, but he's,but he's my guy, it's
unnecessary.
You want to come out, brotherWinston?
(04:00):
Come on.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Come on man.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Come on, bro, I just gave you the horse call in front
of the world, or at least the78 people that might see this.
But yeah, he's a, he's aspoiled fucker, you know, and
that's my guy.
But I'm happy, like I said, infront of different, in front of
my different interviews, I givedifferent faces.
I'm a different person, right?
I think everybody it'sdifferent, so you need to.
(04:22):
Everybody is different, so youneed to interview people
different.
But when I'm solo I've saidthis before I'm Arkham, I'm
crazy inside the dome and I getto let it all out.
And I've gotten people who'velistened to the very first solo
episode that I did have told meme like I didn't even know you
(04:44):
was like that, I didn't knowthat.
And that's great to hearbecause that means that I really
enjoy doing these episodes andI really enjoy doing these
podcasts.
And you know I'm going to startto do more.
I'll at least do this one andthen one more before I get back
(05:05):
into interviews and I'm lookingforward to the interviews.
But I really love the episodeswhere I'm just by myself and I
get to rant and go nuts and beinsane and I get to show off my
pops Y'all see Steffi in thefront and you know, steffi play
tonight, steffi play tonight,the Warriors play tonight, they
play Houston tonight, you know,and we need to win, we need to
(05:28):
win.
And y'all see, I got my NinjaTurtles.
You know those.
I got a Ninja Turtle shirt onright now with the Wolverine
button up on.
I don't understand what's goingon right now, but I'm an odd
nerd.
You know what I'm saying.
And of course, patty's rightthere.
Patty sits right there in frontbecause I'm from Kansas City
and that's Patty Mahomes.
And if I ever meet PattyMahomes, I tell him thank him.
I thank him, you know.
(05:49):
I say thank you, patty, youknow, for turning my city,
turning my city into a gloriouscity, into a town that not only
(06:09):
can you get shot at but you canget some of the finest barbecue
and watch a prolific quarterbackdestroy team after team, with
one hell of a tight end by thename of Travis Kelsey and one
hell of a coach by the name ofAndy Reid.
My town was once dark, cloudy,full of Chiefs fans who were
morbid, sad.
We could win some games, but wecouldn't really go far.
(06:29):
And then Pat arrived and thingshave changed.
Bullets still fly, from what Ihear, because I'm down to AZ now
.
From what I hear, bullets maystill fly.
That's not a knock.
Everybody's got a dark part ofthe city in any state.
In Montana, I'm sure there'ssomebody who is killing somebody
with some type of lawnmowerpart.
I'm sure of it because nobodyknows what goes on in Montana,
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but I'm sure somebody's beinginjured.
In Montana, I'm sure there's aliquor store and churches and a
cash checking place.
I say this all the timeWhenever you want to see
something poor, those areusually the three things you're
going to see, I'm sure.
But every city has a dark sideto it.
This is not how I was supposedto start off this episode.
(07:14):
This is the beauty of doingsolo shit.
So hold on.
Let me see here what was Isupposed to do.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Yeah, I mean, I did pretty muchwhat I was supposed to do, but I
was going to talk about, youknow, the coffee and I was
yesterday.
It was yesterday and I wasabout to do a run, you know
about to do some errands, andthen I stepped outside.
That's the beautiful part ofdowntown, you know.
Downtown for me is I want tomove to.
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You know, I want to get backout to Chandler, some space.
If you don't know Chandler,arizona, you know it's.
You know space, beautiful.
You know how is the richestcity in asia, if I'm correct,
you can look that up.
I think it's like thewealthiest city or inside of you
know, phoenix, however you wantto put that, it's wealthy.
(07:58):
But I want to get back out ofsome space.
But downtown it's always food,colorful.
You know what I mean bycolorful people, but there's
always colorful people.
It's different types of people,lots of food and coffee is
everywhere.
So I stepped outside cause Iwas supposed to do some errands.
Sure enough, there is a coffeetruck and I y'all you know, if
(08:19):
you go back through any episodes, you know that I'm insane about
the cough, cough and um,there's cough and there's a
coffee truck.
There's a coffee truck sittingthere and it's.
I'm going to tear this name up,probably, but I think it's me,
cafecito.
I think that's what it was.
It was Spanish.
I'm always horrible at tearingnames up or trying to pronounce
(08:39):
something in a in a differentlanguage.
I'm going to screw it up.
That's a.
That's a gift of mine, that's askill.
It's a legit skill of mine.
I've murdered people, but youknow as far as where I haven't
murdered people in real life,but as far as where they're from
, I'm sure to tear that upgeographically, destroy it.
It's a skill, it's a gift.
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But yesterday me, cafecito, Igo.
But yesterday me, cafecito, Igo.
So shit, new truck walk overthere and family owned.
You know, I see the I'm assumingthe husband, you know.
I see the wife.
I'm assuming, you know it couldbe a side piece, but I'm hoping
it's his wife.
And I see the daughter in there.
You know she could be thestepdaughter.
We don't know that.
We don't know the triangles ofthe family, but we don't ever
(09:21):
know.
But that's what I'm assumingbecause I'm an assumer.
Right, I get there and I alwayslike to ask, because me and my
boy Visions.
You know, if you see any of theinterviews, he's always there
with me.
He's the one who's got thecamera set up right.
This is his camera that I'musing.
He spent a lot of money on thisbecause I would never.
You know I love what I do, buthe spent a lot of money on this
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and I would never.
That's the type of dime hespent on the, on the lens and
the camera.
That's a year, that's, you know.
Yeah, I, you know I couldn't doit, but he spent the money on
it and I'm using his camera.
He's usually with me.
But we went to uh, we went toMacy's.
He had to grab some gear, someclothes to wear.
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Macy's, he had to grab somegear, some clothes to wear.
Can you still say gear?
Huh?
I don't know if you can stillsay gear, I don't know, randomly
, just going to say I'm ThaddeusShade, this is Season of the
Clout.
I do think the claps are alwaysworthy, but I can't, I don't.
(10:24):
You know, you.
You find yourself aging and youquestion the hip words you can
say anymore.
You question it.
I question everything.
When I wake up in the morning,ooh, the ankle feels shaky.
You know, the ankle's not whatI, the ankle's not what I, what
(10:46):
I thought it was going to betoday.
You question the knee, the back, the neck, the eyesight.
You know the eyesight.
You question everything.
But the one thing that hurtsthe most is the lingo.
I grew up, I'm, I'm, I'm nigga.
You know I'm always supposed tobe on top of the lingo.
You know I'm always supposed tobe on top of the lingo.
(11:07):
And sometimes I catch myselfand I'm like damn, can I say
that anymore?
Is that something that I cansay?
Shall I be ashamed of myselfbecause I said gear?
I think people still say gear,right, clothes.
I don't know what they say, butwe were going to Macy's and he
was going to get some clothesand uh, we, they got the
Starbucks inside of the Macy's,right, and we go to the
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Starbucks inside the Macy's andand two ladies working there and
you know, this again is a partof the elder age and customer
service, right, you start tonitpick more and more and more
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and they always want the tip.
So you begin to get a littleharder, a little tougher, a
little meaner, a little moregrouchier when it comes to the
customer service, when it comesto the customer service.
So the first thing my boyVisions ask is what do you
(12:15):
recommend?
I know it's Starbucks, but youknow you like to get the taste
bud feel of the worker right.
You want to know what the tastebuds of the worker is working
with.
So you ask and she responds Idon't know, I drink tea.
Now she gets a pass because youknow she drinks tea and
(12:35):
Starbucks tells tea but they'reknown for coffee.
But I'll give her a pass, right?
I was disgusted behind him.
I could have thrown up off ofthat response, but I allowed it.
I was disgusted behind him.
I could have thrown up off ofthat response, but I allowed it.
I turned to the judge.
The judge is not.
It said we'll allow it, theywill allow it.
Everybody whispered We'll allowit.
They all allowed it, we allowedit.
I allowed it, and then we wentto the other worker that was
(12:57):
there, asked her what do youthink she's?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't drink coffee or tea.
How the fuck did you get the job?
Who hired you?
Can you give me the number ofthe person who hired you to work
at Starbucks?
You don't drink nothing fromthere.
(13:22):
Jail time, not for the worker,because she needs the dollars,
not for the worker.
Jail time for the manager thathired you because I can't get
anything from you.
I can't get it.
You see how it happens.
This is the beauty of doing thesolos.
I can just do what the fuck Iwant, but I can't get anything
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from her.
She's just there to pour ice inthe drinks.
You don't even have the desireto look at the person like.
You know what?
I'm going to add an extra pumpof whatever it is for you
because you look like you wantthat.
You do what you deserve that,because you don't even have fun
about it.
You're just there for the check.
I need people to work at theplaces that love coffee, that
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love the tea.
That's why we gave the lady atthe counter that was taking the
order a pass.
Eventually, she offered thatnasty ass brown sugar espresso
and he got it and I knew that itwas going to be nasty, but I
let him dive into it on his own,just to watch his expression,
so I could get a laugh.
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What are friends for?
But uh, I was anyway.
I uh me cafecito, I go there,and he, uh, the whole family's
there, and I don't even know howI got to, where that was going,
but that's how it be.
And I and I go and I ask, andthey, where that was going, but
that's how it be.
And I and I go, and I ask, andthey, they gave me, they gave me
a suggestion.
Well, he, he was like, um, youlike sweet.
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I said, yeah, I am sweet, youknow, yeah, I like sweet, you
know.
And then he was like well, Iforgot what he said.
He offered something that hadlike milk in it.
It may have had like a coldfoam or like a foam on top of it
.
You know, everything's got afoam on top of it now.
And uh, he was like I was likeman, I can't, I can't do the
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dairy, cause it ain't going tobe a toilet left in the city If
I get the dairy up in my system,right, and they're going to be
a toilet left.
And he's like oh, okay, well, Ididn't do the dairy.
You know, look at my skin, I'ma nigga, I can't do the dairy.
But then he offered a Mazapan.
Now listen, my lady tried tocorrect me on this, on how to
say it.
Again, I tear shit up.
I don't have the skill.
You know, it takes me a week,two weeks, three weeks, just to
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get the word the out in Spanish.
It's going to be I'm the.
To me it's mazapan.
I'm sure it's a different wayto say it, but he showed me the
candy and I've seen the candybecause my lady gave me a piece
of the candy before.
It was really good.
So he made a drink out of thecandy and he gave it to me and
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it was.
It was so good.
Just, I don't know.
I don't even know how tocompare this.
You know, I don't know what tosay about it, but it was really
good.
And I got a couple of treats forthe lady and then I took the
treats to her, but the coffeewas really special.
They're downtown, they getthere.
(16:19):
Look at that.
How do I do this?
It's such a gift.
How far have I gotten with this?
Such a skill 16 minutes of thisand I ain't even gotten to
nothing I wanted to talk about.
But they're down, they'redowntown, uh, tuesdays and
Wednesdays and they get there atnine and leave at 1am.
So if you're in downtownPhoenix, you got to go make a
make sure you check them out.
It's a really good coffee, butthe coffee was fantastic and I
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always and it's rare that youjust can run into you know a
place and you hop in there andyou're like, oh, that coffee is
really good, that's some reallygood shit right there and I was
really impressed.
So, but moving on, moving on, Ihave done a bunch of interviews
and I've learned a lot throughthe interviews.
(17:01):
Learning I've had a lot ofpeople who own businesses on
their fashion designers.
I've done like eight since.
Um, I've last done a soloepisode.
I've done eight of them and youlearn a lot.
You learn a lot and it's reallybeen cool.
So I hope y'all get a chance togo check some of those out and
(17:21):
and let me know what you thinkyou can do.
I've've had some dms.
I've had some dms.
I don't really get to the dmson any of thing, but I I'm
pretty bad at those, but I'vehad some dms, but if you get a
chance, check them out.
You have any more ideas orquestions or anything like that,
please, uh, don't hesitate todm me.
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Now, moving forward again, meand my guy I've talked about him
before, I've even interviewedhim twice now my boy, Dave Young
, we share a line, right, weshare a phone line.
I have two phones.
I have the personal that'sthree people max and one of them
, on the personal, of course, ismy girl, and the only thing
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that comes through that isTikTok videos.
Not I love you's, not hugs andkisses, ladies and gentlemen,
but TikTok videos as I look deadinto the camera, I look into
your soul.
Not a I heart you, you know.
Not a good job, not a I heartyou, you know, not a good job,
(18:30):
just TikTok videos.
I get them throughnotifications.
I get them throughnotifications on TikTok, I get
them notifications through text,and then I get Instagram reels.
So I get the DM notification.
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But I have a personal phonewhere, like three people have
the number because I'm apromoter and the other phone's
pretty hectic, right.
So so me and me and my boy,davion, we have a business line,
right.
So so me and me and my boyDavion, we have a business line,
right.
So or just call it a businessline and we're on that same plan
together.
(19:12):
When two niggas get together,they're going to be cheap, you
know, it doesn't matter if we're, you know, going on a trip, you
know, going to lunch, dinner,when you're hanging with your
boy, nine times out of 10 niggasgoing to be cheap, you know.
Um, that's what the gift is Twoniggas hanging together cheap,
(19:34):
two nigga friends, cheap.
You know that's what it is.
So we was.
He came to me and he's rich, bythe way but he came to me and
he was like yo, I found out thatthat Cox internet, that's Cox
internet down here.
He said I found out the Cox Ican't keep saying that word
because it's gonna get weird butI found out they was doing $45
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phone plans.
And he came to me, real covert,he made it seem like it was.
It was federal, it was CIA andit was like it was.
It was federal, it was CIA andit was important, it was
classified.
He was really whispering, itwasn't.
I'm not making this up, he wasreally.
He said I heard today and I'mlooking around, just, you know,
just me and him in aconversation before a meeting
and looking around like niggawhy are you whispering, you know
(20:18):
?
But he's telling me.
He's like nah, listen, fam,listen, $45 game for game, $45
phone plans, bro.
I said man, I you know, in mycareer on earth anything that is
cheap will be cheap, meaning,you know, you go to Family
(20:40):
Dollar and you buy a toy.
Let's say you buy a toy for asix-year-old.
You go to family and buy a toythat kid's going to die.
You know why?
That's lead poisoning fromChina.
That's a $6 toy from the DollarGeneral.
You think that's quality?
You think that's what that is.
Anything cheap is cheap.
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You should expect it to beright, but he sold on it because
we were Verizon.
He sold on my personal phonewith Verizon I'm not moving off
of that, right, but he sold onit.
He's like nah, this is just amove.
So he drags me, drags me to Coxadequate COX, just for anybody
being weird.
He drags me to Cox and we sitwith a nice gentleman.
(21:25):
I can't think of thegentleman's name.
I have his phone number.
I feel like maybe in the futureme and that guy might be
friends.
He was just my type of guy.
You know my type of guy I wantto hang around with, maybe get
into some fantasy football with,and y'all know how I feel about
fantasy football.
He was a nice guy, beard sonsof anarchy at the same time.
(21:48):
Probably be, you know, aroundhis own guys and be like I don't
hang with blacks, but you mightalso hang with blacks.
You know what I'm saying.
Let me just sip my coffee realquick.
And, man, so we're, we're,we're there.
And he's talking to us aboutthe, the, the, the, the, the,
the phone plan that they have.
And I'm thinking in my head thephone plan that they have.
And I'm thinking in my head.
I'm thinking of no disrespect tomy guy, deadpool.
(22:10):
What is the fuck is Deadpool'sname?
Deadpool?
What is he plays Deadpool, whatis his name?
Oh, come on, he's married toBlake Lively.
How do I remember Blake Lively?
That's the, that's being a guy.
What is it?
Ryan Reynolds, yes, okay, so nodisrespect.
Oh shit, there, it is nodisrespect to Ryan Reynolds.
(22:30):
You know, um, I love you as anactor, even though you're the
exact same in every movie.
Even though you're the exactsame in every movie, I still
love you.
You're still hilarious.
You're the exact same in everymovie.
I still love you, you're stillhilarious, hilarious, but you
have Mint Mobile, right.
So I'm in there and I'm thinkingabout Mint Mobile and I'm like
(22:51):
there's no way that Mint Mobileis going to be better than AT&T
and Verizon, right, and T-Mobile.
These are the juggernauts,right?
I'm thinking about Boost Chirp,click, you know, chirp, right?
I'm thinking about boost, chirp, click, you know, chirp, chirp,
chirp.
Think about boost.
There's no way that boost wouldhave been better than AT&T and
(23:12):
better than Verizon and betterthan T-Mobile.
There's no way.
It doesn't make any sense.
Cricket, cricket.
It's no way they're better thanthe three juggernauts, right.
Cricket, it's no way betterthan the three juggernauts,
right.
How can Cox, who's just gettinginto the game of a cell phone
service, going to be better thanthe three juggernauts?
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Well, come to find out they'reusing Verizon wireless towers.
Now, that don't mean much,because my friend Vision works
on cell phone towers and heschooled me Right.
They could be using Verizontowers but they're not getting
that full Verizon power.
Their equipment can be lessthan Verizon.
(23:54):
You can use more towers, butthe equipment that you use and
may not get that max juice.
But niggas are cheap.
So $45, you can't be mad there,right?
So we sit in there.
We get in there about 1230,.
12,.
We get into the building.
Sit in there.
We get in there about 1230.
1220 we get into the building.
We don't leave out till damnnear four.
(24:16):
I'd rather get my fucking kneeworked on surgery with no
anesthesia than sit into afucking building trying to get a
phone done for four hours.
But $45 is the game plan.
You focus on it, right?
He's working on the phonebecause you know we owe some
(24:38):
money for the iPhones on Verizonand you know he's got some
hiccups.
He's got to get us, you know,jump the hoops and I'm asking
him.
I'm asking him like hey, man,45 bucks a month, do you have
the service?
He's like no, but I'm going toget the service as soon as I pay
off my phone.
All right, that's OK, that'sbelievable.
(25:00):
Then he asked his boy I was amakeup name.
Hey Rad, hey Rad, you got.
You got the cock service.
Hey rad, you got, you got thecock service.
No, that's not how he soundedand if he hears it he'll be
offended.
Hey rad, you got the cockservice, the phone service, rad
goes no, I don't, but as soon asI pay off my phone.
I'm gonna get it, I swear togod.
(25:22):
And that's not how he soundedeither.
He'll be offended, but soneither one of them had it, but
they seemed really pumped upabout getting it.
And then I asked him about thedata.
These are all things you needto know if you're cheap.
I asked him about the data.
He goes oh man, it's unlimiteddata.
I said OK, now you talk, youtalk, we get the phone switched
(25:44):
over.
It's a lot of work, a lot ofhoop, hoop, hoop, hoop.
We get them switched over, um,and we leave out.
Right, this isn't, you knownothing miraculous or nothing
like that, but one of thequicker, one of the things I
noticed.
Pretty quick, because I'm gonnaput this motherfucker to the
test.
I'm gonna test drive this and Ishould test drive all phones
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because I live off my phone, andI should test drive all phones
because I live off my phone.
I'm pretty sure when I do thewill I will put in there, make
sure my cell phones are with me,put them in the casket, make
sure they tucked under myarmpits and feed everybody
peanut butter and jellysandwiches at the funeral.
(26:26):
That's all I ask.
That's the combination.
But I stay on my phones.
It's a handicap of mine.
There are living souls next tome talking to me, and I got to
finish up a post, or I got to,because you know that's how I
make my dollars.
I got to finish up a post, Igot to.
I got to be on the phone as atext message or a message I got
to respond to, or I just got tobe on there, right, it's a
(26:53):
problem of mine.
I'm not saying this is cool,this is great.
This is a real problem inAmerica, and I'm part of the
problem.
I'm probably the top percent ofthe problem, right.
So first thing I noticed,though, is the gram is moving.
I get on the gram, I'm like, ohshit, this is a noticeable
difference.
If I'm telling you it's anoticeable difference, I got two
phones.
I got my Verizon iPhone 14 plusor iPhone 14 Pro Max, and I
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have the 15 Pro Max, and we gotthe 15 Pro Max with the Cox.
I got the 14 and Verizon, andeven just touch a base with it,
I could see that it'simmediately just faster, right,
I can see that it's immediatelyjust faster, right, and that may
be a thing of you know, we canget into.
Maybe that's a Cox Internetdata thing.
That's the one thing they canuppercut a motherfucker on,
(27:37):
because that's what they focuson is, you know, the Internet
giant right down here, right,and so right now I'm test
driving it, and the phone callshave been solid.
You know, it's weird looking atthe top and seeing him seeing,
uh, seeing cox at the top andnot verizon or at&t.
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You start to feel like, youknow you go to am pm for your
gas.
When you see that you're like,oh shit, yeah, this isn't.
You know.
You know you start to feel likeyou order all for the dollar
menu.
There's not a dollar menu, nomore.
You start to, you know, youjust start to feel cheap, you
know, but so far it's hitting.
Now listen, if it wins, if itholds up, hit the road, do a
(28:22):
road trip.
It's holding up, ladies andgentlemen, $45 tax.
Ladies and gentlemen, $45?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Cocks.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Shit.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
I'm switching.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
I'm taking my other phone, I'm switching it over.
It's immediate, it's $45.
What are we talking about here?
So that's what we did, so I'llkeep you updated on how that's
going.
You know how's the Cox phonetreating you, my family, how's
that holding up for you?
And you know, if it's holdingup good, I'm gonna share it with
you, motherfuckers, cause Ilove you, motherfuckers, you
(29:20):
know.
Now let's see how I talk aboutthis.
Us have watched the documentaryseries quiet on the set I said
quiet on the set the dark sideof kids tv.
Now listen, the documentary iswild, packed full of unknown
things that kids had to gothrough.
Some of it's just common sense.
You kind of know thatHollywood's pretty weird.
You know enough time on earthyou can make your, you can be
like okay, there's enoughevidence to support that if you
(29:40):
have kids and you want to putyour kids in acting and you want
them to get into Hollywood, youknow that you damn near got to.
You know cover, keep a strap ofBibles on their waist and and
and and a and a cross, and yougot to damn near be with them
every step of the way, causeit's, it's a wild place.
That's, that's just my own.
I'm not everybody, I can't.
I hate to assume that.
(30:00):
I hate to get crazy on you anddungeon dark nuts on you and
assume that everybody inHollywood is packed full of the
triple six and fire, breathingoff the you know out their mouth
.
I hate to think that, but Idon't think that.
I think there's some nicepeople who just love acting.
They do their job and they loveproducing, love directing and
love being a light guy, being akey grip, and everything is not
(30:22):
as weird as fuck.
That was happening on thatdocumentary, but the great, even
the reason I bring this upoutside of seeing everything and
watching everything that I seenon there they got a fifth
episode coming.
The reason I even talk aboutthis is because I'm excited in a
(30:45):
fucked up way.
Now, granted, I should bechecked because I'm excited to
watch a fifth episode, right,I'm.
The reason my main for bringingit up is because, more when
they see something hot, itdoesn't, they don't care Whose
expense, they see something hot.
Are they going to figure out away to get some more duckies off
(31:08):
of it?
Oh, you motherfuckers like allthis pedophile shit.
Oh, man, we got another episodefor you.
Oh shit, y'all like watchingthis shit.
We got some more shit for you.
I don't know how I'm supposedto feel about that.
Sometimes I do feel conflicted.
I'm like damn, like I'm excited.
April 7th is another episode ofQuiet on the Set.
Shit was wild, I couldn'tbelieve it.
(31:30):
It's Nickelodeon.
And then I think aboutNickelodeon, my mom listen.
It's not many a times ever inmy life that I would think that
my mom would see us watchingsomething and say, hey, y'all
can't watch that.
It had to be some tittiesinvolved or something like that.
You know what I'm saying.
It had to be some tittiesinvolved or something like that.
You know what I'm saying.
It had to be some titties.
It's some real gory shit.
(31:52):
She was just like y'all niggascan't watch this shit.
You know what I'm saying.
She said it like that Y'allniggas can't watch this shit.
Y'all got to go upstairs playthe video, do something.
(32:15):
Upstairs mean it's nickelodeon.
It was like you know, saturdaynight, saturday morning,
cartoons.
You know, she was able to sleepbecause she was able to sleep
it on a saturday, because shecould hear her sons laughing.
Because I mean, when you you'rehearing crowds laugh, or you
know you got the audience crowdlaughing, or you hear your kids
laughing.
You're not thinking down herewatching ari.
You know, fucking, do somethingweird to a potato.
They don't think that.
You know you laughing andgiggling and I'm, I'm like the
(32:41):
backend of Nickelodeon.
I can get, uh, all that Kenanand kale.
I'm on, I'm on that.
You know that I wasn't the shitgot strange and I can get all
that Kenan and Kale, I'm on that.
You know I wasn't the shit gotstrange.
You know shit got strange.
I, you know get some rugrats instuff like that.
But when you, when I'm watching, you see it, you're like, oh
(33:02):
shit, you got to really see whatyour kids is watching.
You have to really payattention because this shit is
crazy to look at.
When you see it, you like wait.
So you, you, my littlemotherfucker, watching this.
That's insane.
But I'm happy for the fifthepisode.
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I think I'm criminal.
I think I'm creepy.
I don't know what's going onand I think there's a lot of
people that are joining in on itbecause I watch a lot.
I'm criminal.
I think I'm creepy.
I don't know what's going onand I think there's a lot of
people that join in on itbecause I watch a lot.
I'm watching.
Oh, let me look it up.
I mean, I can't watch, I can't.
I got to figure out what I'mwatching on Netflix right now.
Netflix, it's some UFO shit.
Huh, that's not it, that's someother shit.
(33:47):
I no, that's not it, that'ssome other shit.
Um, what is that?
Um, I just pull up, hold on,let me put my neflex cloud.
Yeah, it's my shit, so y'allcan just hang out with me.
Let me pull it up real quick.
Do, do, do, do, do.
Yes, I do, I see.
All right, oh, ripley dropped,I'm gonna be watching that.
(34:09):
Oh, okay, so it's called.
It's called Files of theUnexplained right dude.
I fell asleep on that because Idon't know why he looks like
that.
I don't know that guy and Ithink he's wearing a toupee and
it's freaking me out.
I don't like that at all, but Iwas, was, I was, I watched it
(34:29):
like that and I talked aboutthis before I questioned my.
Am I human?
Who who lines up to get a snack, to, to, to watch people who
have been murdered or orwandered off?
It is one of the episodes is onhere.
I can't think of it, but it wasabout five special needs kids in
(34:53):
78.
They love to play basketball,playing for a charity that was
for special needs young kids toplay basketball, and it's about
them going to a game together.
It's five of them, theirfriends, going to play in a game
and then they never coming back.
(35:16):
And then, you know, most ofthese documentaries deal with
police, police departments, whoare just absolutely trash.
Don't ever believe anybody.
So whenever I see it in moviesI'm like, damn dude, are police
that bad?
Are bad, are they?
They're that horrible, theyjust really don't give a fuck.
And then you see thedocumentary, like you know what?
Yeah, they are really that bad,they don't really give a fuck.
More coffee time, right anddamn.
(35:41):
And they just never came back.
And then they go looking forthem.
They see prints in the snow Iguess it's really cold, freezing
cold snow and and then theyfind they just they all died.
And then one of them is notthere.
(36:02):
And the mystery of is why youstuff in your face about four
other young kids, young adults,young kids how young teenagers
who have died.
You like eating the popcorn andyou got the ranch seasoning,
because I fuck up the ranchseason.
You got the ranch seasoning allon your face and then you got
the butter on your hands.
You just like oh shit.
And you, watching this, you'relike, oh shit, where'd it go.
(36:23):
And they're like, oh yeah, oneof them.
He left with some some one ofthe other kids, niggas.
You're like, oh, that nigga didit.
Then you find out that he.
They're like, oh man, theythink he died.
But what's the shit, baby, hedied.
And then you look up and theysay, oh no, we saw him at a bar.
They're like, oh shit, they sawhim at a bar, this motherfucker
did it.
And they like, we really bringsme back.
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There's a fifth episode, april7th.
My sick ass is sitting up herethinking you know, what am I
going to eat that with?
Do you know?
I watched that four episodes.
I'm not alone, because I had meand my lady.
We have a thing.
You know where we get on thereand you know she's like, well,
we'll watch a show, watch amovie, and we'll start at the
(37:16):
same time because she'll be athome and I'll be at the cribby,
and you know.
And then we, we narratewhatever we're watching through
text.
We did that together on Quieton the Set, and we're just blown
away by shit.
All you get is what the fuck?
All through this shit, textmessages, right, it's like what
the fuck If anybody's monitoring, if the federal government, the
(37:39):
government's watching our shit.
They're like thesemotherfuckers say what the fuck?
A lot In that period of time.
It was a lot of what the fuckis going on, but they got a new
episode april 7th and I'm I'm aregular human, I consider myself
a regular human, a decent, kindhuman.
(38:00):
I'm so kind that I have beenlast.
This is two nights ago me andvisions leaving target.
Y'all know about how I feelabout target and we went to go
see, uh, king kong and godzilla,right, and we left from the
movies and movies.
Movies okay, I'll talk about itand something else, right, we
(38:23):
leave to go to, uh, frickingtarget.
Buy what we need from target.
This is, this is what friendsare for, you Ready?
So then we pull back up to thecause.
For people who don't know,timmy marketplace is a place
where you got everything inthere.
Of course you've got somethinglike this and you could be, I
don't care if you're in London,yeah, bloody bloke, that's
(38:43):
horrible, but you probably got acenter full of stores.
And then you, but there's amovie complex and you could just
drive over and right over thetarget targets in that same
complex Right and um or thatsame plaza and we're driving
back to his or to my car Causewe drove separately.
Driving back to my car and Iget out of his ride with the
bags and, sure enough, ladyspeeds up with intensity.
(39:08):
Now listen, my white folks, myother ethnicities, my other
nationalities, I am a big dude.
As I talk on this podcast, youhear, I have many things going
upstairs, many different voices,insanity popping off.
I can go down, I can go up.
He's there, shoot, hoist andI'm lean.
(39:32):
You, you know I can do a bunchof things with this shit, right,
I have fun, but I am a nigga'snigga.
I do find myself trying toprotect myself from letting my
violent side out.
I don't like when weird thingshappen and the lady pulled up
with real recklessness.
It was like a hard.
Now where I'm from, thatrequires an aggressive response
(40:03):
from me, even at the old agethat I am.
That would require anybody fromback home to give you at least
a level three threat.
The fuck are you doing?
You know what I'm saying.
Who you pulling up on like that?
You liable to get shot.
Those are responses that youwould get.
(40:29):
That's like the common earthperson in the hood.
Then you got you know yourlevel orange niggas who you know
it could got weird.
I don't like that.
I'm very paranoid.
I pay attention to mysurroundings very well.
So when she pulled up she had tohave seen my face.
Now I pause the story to tellyou that what her friends for is
(40:59):
because my boy, visions, knewwhat it was.
Motherfucker sped off on me,didn't hesitate, did not
hesitate.
I got out of the car with thebag.
She pulled up.
I looked that nigga hit the gas.
She asked me for money.
He knew what it was.
I was in my feelings.
I was hot by the pull up.
(41:19):
He knew what it was.
He was gone.
She could have stabbed me,murdered me, shot me, ran me
over.
He was gone.
Luckily, he placed the bet onthe right thing.
I was toaster strudel, I wascooked, I was fried, jeffrey
Dahmer on a stick.
This guy, this woman, pulled upon me.
(41:41):
Anything could have happened.
My friend was gone.
I had no backup.
I had no support.
I was there with Target bags.
I can't do nothing with Targetbags.
I was.
I had like soap and shit inthere.
She had me, but I gave her aface to let her know Ooh, this
is a big dude to pull up on he's.
He's not happy.
So she went right into it.
She said oh my God, I'm sosorry.
I'm so sorry, but listen, Ihave my kid and you know you get
(42:04):
me with the kids.
I hate it, but you get me withthe kids.
If I can look in the back,there's evidence of the kids.
I'm going to help the kids out,the kids in the back.
I see the.
I see the car seat in the back.
I see the other one on theother side of the car seat.
So you got me Plus.
I'm, plus I do things a littlegreedy.
I do things to help others, tomake sure I have something to
(42:29):
present at the gates.
So when I get to the gates theysay man, you did a lot of
fucked up shit.
I could pull out the pad and Icould say oh, you remember this
April 1st, strange lady pulledup on me.
I gave her some money.
She has some kids in the bank.
That lady went and bought methwith that money.
(42:50):
I didn't know.
I gave her some ducats cause Ithought the kids need it, cause
she pulled up and she was likeoh my God, my kids need.
I need to get some formula.
We just came from Denver.
My sister is not here, she'ssupposed to be here.
She didn me.
Now I was a little, I wasremember she pulled up on a real
(43:10):
motherfucker with some hotspeed.
So I was still upset about that.
You just don't roll up on areal motherfucker with some hot
speed.
So I was a little aggressivewith my responses Lady, what do
you want, what is it that youneed from me?
And she's still going to stresshey man, I'm going to leave.
I don't like this.
(43:31):
It's almost 10 o'clock at night.
I'm supposed to be in myrecliner.
What do you want from me?
So she said she needed somemoney.
She needed like $65 for someformula.
I don't really know whatformula I want, kids, but I
don't know what the price offormula is.
But I knew that she had askedfor something out of my price
range.
So I already knew that wasn'tgoing.
(43:51):
I wasn't going to get $65.
I wouldn't go.
I see the kids in the back.
Now listen them kids, them kidsget back there scratching,
itching, dehydrated.
You out of my price range,you're not getting that.
I don't care.
I don't care.
$65?
I don't know you, lady.
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No, what I did was I alwaysstart out.
My first initial lie is Ialways start out with I don't.
I mean I don't care, I don'tcarry my card with me, I'm.
Everything is Apple pay.
So when I so, when the worldgoes belly up, I'm the first
person to get cooked becauseeverything I do is digital.
So she was.
She was hip.
She had the cash app.
I said fuck.
So I said all right, I'm gonnasend you some.
(44:32):
I didn't tell her where I wasgoing to send her, so I got her
information.
I sent her.
No, sorry, excuse me about that.
I sent her.
I sent her a $10.
Actually, I sent her $9.75because I don't have my Cash App
attached to anything, so I needto send it to my Apple Pay and
(44:53):
my Apple Pay to my Cash App.
So I said listen, they took thefees out.
That's on Apple Pay.
I ain't going to do it then.
So I sent her $9.75.
You know why I sent her $9.75?
And she sped off.
This is a real story, lady.
You have harassed me.
I gave you the money and youjust speed off.
No, thank you.
She got on the phone withsomebody and was out.
It was probably her dealer.
I'm not supposed to think likethat, am I, winston?
(45:15):
But that's what happens, truestory.
I don't know what happened, butit's a true story.
I sent her the money.
She sped off, but quiet on theset.
She sped off, but quiet on theset.
April 7th I'll be watching.
You know, I consider myself adecent human.
(45:36):
I do decent human things.
But April 7th I'll be watchingthe fifth episode.
They only did four.
We thought that was it.
They saw the hit.
They gave us five um brothers.
Watching solar eclipses issomething I never grew up um
(45:57):
seeing.
You know, I can't remember mymom.
My mom was always working hard,so I'd never I'm sure.
She just thought it was 12, 12in the afternoon and it's dark.
She's she's assuming it's justsix o'clock in the morning,
cause she got to get to work.
She didn't care, you know, andso I never gave a hootenanny
about yeah, I said hootenanny, Inever gave a hootenanny about a
(46:20):
solar eclipses, but for somereason there's one coming up on
the 8th of April that I'm justlike excited.
Now my woman works, like youknow, she don't, she just works,
she doesn't, she does.
You know, she's a hairstylist,I've talked about this before.
She just works, she don't careabout me, she just works a lot
(46:43):
Right, and I wanted to go see,like I want to go to a spot
cause we're in Phoenix, I thinkit's we're supposed to get like
60% of it, we're supposed to getlike 60%, it was like a partial
, like half of the solar eclipseand I want to go to a place
where we could get a nice littleview.
We can go check it out.
My boy Visions is talking aboutI'm assuming he's still going
to go with me.
We're going to go, we're goingto solar eclipse.
(47:17):
She's busy, she's a hard worker,she makes her money.
She doesn't give me any of it,but she works, she makes her
money, right, I love her todeath and I'm fascinated.
I'm fascinated with talkingabout it because never in my
life have I ever cared and Idon't know if that's attached to
just being more wise and moreappreciative of like life and
time.
Right Time life.
You know, the next one's notsupposed to happen for 20 years.
So I'm like by that time, youknow, you know, I don't know
(47:38):
what the fuck I'll be doing.
So I'm like this is I'm goingto, I'm going to try to check
this out, right.
So I'm doing some, some researchand understanding, because I
can't have how it even happenedthat I out about it, because I'm
not a CNN motherfucker and Idon't really read a lot of news,
cause I feel like that stuff'sreally depressing, um, and I get
all my news from Twitter, whichmakes it all way more really
(47:59):
depressing, right.
And so I see this video andthey talking about like I asked
somewhere in Oklahoma, I thinksomewhere in there, and they're
like getting ready for somethingto happen for the eclipse and
they call in like nationaldisaster, and it's all they're
getting prepared.
You, you know how.
You, you know these clockwatchers, these, these, these,
(48:22):
uh, does that fucking net?
I blame my dog.
And these, these clock watchers, these, these, these
timetablers, these these folksthat are supposed to tell you
when things are supposed to behappening.
I hate them, the conspiracytheories.
You know why I hate them?
Because one time they're goingto be right, and that's all you
(48:46):
need is one time, and this inthis area.
You only need one time to dosomething correct and then
you're automatically the god ofwhatever you're doing, whatever
you're in, you're the god.
I'll break it down into thesimplest form.
If you are a sinner, you're 7-1in the NBA and your job is to
(49:10):
get rebounds and dunks andrebounds and putbacks, and you
dunk the ball.
If you go out to thethree-point line, you shoot a
three.
I guarantee you, in today's NBA, he's going to start shooting
threes.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
That's how it is now.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
If you get online and you say one real piece of like
good relationship advice andthen a lot of enough people hit
you up, you're now arelationship therapist.
I guarantee you that personwill continue to drop
relationship advice.
That's how it is now.
You only need one time.
(49:46):
People will give you enough.
They give you enough juice.
You only need one time to beright.
You only need one time.
People will give you enough.
They give you enough juice.
You only need one time to beright.
You only need one time to dosomething correct.
You only need one time to.
You know to, to, to createsomething, and it works and you
make some money.
Now you think you're thegreatest inventor of all time.
Right, it's usually how itworks is once you get enough
cosigns, you get enoughconfidence.
And now you're rolling, becauseusually they only call out
(50:17):
doomsday shit.
Now there's a lot.
You can get into somegovernment.
You get some Illuminati stuff.
You can get into some wildthings, right, you can get to
dancing in the dark if you want.
You can get to dancing in thedark web if you want.
You can get to some wild shit,but the doomsday ones, they're
going to take it home, taking itall the way to the bank.
(50:38):
They only need one time.
You know how many times in mylifetime.
Shit was supposed to be over andI went outside the next day and
had a great day.
I had a fantastic day.
I was listening to ISQ today.
It was a good day.
Do, ah, do, do, do, do, do, do,do, do, do.
You know it was a good day, butthey're going to hit one Now.
(51:04):
We don't know if they're goingto survive it, but if they do
survive it, you know how muchshit talking you get to do from
that.
From.
You get a doomsday one.
You get a doomsday call out.
You hit a home run on adoomsday.
I told y'all on that clip shitwas gonna get fucked up.
Shit got fucked up.
Y'all didn't want to listen tome.
Now.
Now you stuck under some rubble, some rubble under a bridge.
(51:28):
It's it's midnight andeverybody trying to kill each
other and you sitting there nextto the motherfucker.
That was right.
No, shit talking is involved inthat.
But I was thinking about thesolar eclipse and everybody's
online and everybody's alwaysgot something right.
And then how do I get caught upinto it?
How do I get to the point oflike and I don't like.
(51:50):
I don't like that Because ifyou're on social media, as soon
as you, as soon as you click onone-legged people cooking in the
kitchen, you're going to getnothing but one-legged people
cooking in the kitchen.
It only takes one time for youralgorithm to change and for 14
(52:11):
weeks straight you haven't seenpeople make apple pies, cherry
pies, lemon pies, chicken potpies, with one leg in the
kitchen Seasoning shit, all forone look.
So when that shit happens, Iget really mad because now all
I'm going to see is solareclipse Better get ready.
(52:31):
The government is going to dosome wild things.
Solar eclipse you better getready.
The world's coming to an end.
Solar eclipse Better get ready.
The leprechauns an end Solareclipse better get ready.
The leprechauns are coming out.
That's all you're going to get.
That's all you're going to get,and that's what happened.
And then you feel likesomething's wrong with you
because you're like damn it, arethey right?
(52:56):
Do I need to go get more waterand toilet paper?
Are the people in church right?
I didn't.
I didn't been through a coupleof these eclipses and I, I was
able to go to Whole Foods thenext day.
We was able to go to Walmartthe next day I didn't.
It wasn't too hot, it wasn't ablizzard.
The next day the frogs arestill jumping, the water's still
(53:19):
blue and nasty, I mean, ornasty wherever you live at.
You decide where you're at, buthow do I still get caught up in
?
Damn, they might be right.
How much money I got on me lasttime something happened.
We didn't have no TP, mm, mm.
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I'd be mad at myself, man,because I don't want to be in
here with no TP again, off of nosolar eclipse.
That's some bullshit.
So I have to pump myself up andtell man you're gonna go watch
this eclipse.
You're not gonna be like thepeople in Independence Day.
(54:07):
You know.
You're not gonna be like that.
You're not doing that shade.
You're not going when there's aspaceship over the fucking city
and you got signs of come, takeme to Elvis.
That's not what the fuck you'redoing.
You're just going to go watchsome some scientific NASA shit
happen, you know, and you'regoing to enjoy it.
You're going to see somethingdifferent.
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We only get 60, 60 percent ofit anyway.
I was and I only know thatbecause I fell upon Bill Nye,
the great Bill Nye.
You know somebody had postedhim.
He did a, did a dope.
What was the name of that?
What was that?
Ah, shit, let me look it up.
(54:49):
He did like a dude's probablylike the coolest old man ever.
Hold on.
He did like a.
Let me go to old Bill Nye realquick.
Let me go to his page.
He did like a.
Let me go to old bill nye realquick.
Let me go to his page.
He did like a cool little photoshoot.
It's my shit.
Oh yeah, he did like a coollittle photo shoot.
For what is this time out?
(55:10):
Time out, new york, okay, okay,the photo shoot is dope because
I hope to be that old and cool.
You know, you've, in some superfly gear complex posted it.
That's how I seen it.
And I went to Bill Nye.
He was the one who told me thatyou only get to see we're going
to see like 60% of.
He's got like a.
You go to his website.
He's got a map of where you'dbe able to see the eclipse.
(55:31):
And and I was like yo, thisdude is still cool.
And this dude is still cool andI hate at school.
Ladies and gentlemen, likeschool.
Let me see if I can put thistogether.
Imagine drinking bleach, castoroil, warm pee mixed with
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werewolf hair, hippopotamusdrool and some sugar.
You put it all together and youdrink it.
That's what I.
I didn't like school.
That's what I thought of school.
But when I watched Bill Nye Iwas like this guy's cool.
I mean I had to go out and Igot to duck these bullets, but
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when I leave inside the crib I'mlike Bill Nye is awesome.
I learned some things from BillNye.
It was Bill Nye in the streets.
You know, bill Nye was reallysomebody I learned some shit
from.
I can't tell you what I learnedfrom him because it was at the
(56:37):
moment.
I'm sure he was mixing somethings together and he was like
that's how you get smoke.
This guy, bill Nye, is awesomeCause the way my brother gets
smoke is he rolls something upand he lights something.
My older brother that's how Ifound out about smoke when I was
(56:59):
a kid like, oh, my old brother,he can make smoke too, man, he
just rolls something up and helights it and his niggas look at
this, look at that smoke, andhe would blow it and then the
smoke would come out.
I'm like this nigga is likebill nye and so, uh, but yeah,
that's how I did.
(57:20):
He's cool.
He actually listened to me, sothat's pretty cool.
So he's probably gonna be like,hey, bro, don't be happy, don't
be.
Had them niggas in therethinking up my bad.
I can't stop laughing.
But he's, he's.
That's how I learned aboutsmoke through pill now and my
brother but, um yeah, so he wasreally cool and he was.
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He's actually selling theseglasses.
I was talking about it before Istarted this.
I was like I should have boughtthose.
I should still go and buy thissolar eclipse glasses because
they look pretty cool.
Looking forward to doingsomething that I normally don't
do, which is trying toappreciate earth, and you try to
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do more of that.
You respect time, youappreciate time and if you do
those things, you start to wantto see things, you start to want
to visit places.
You start to want to, you know,meet different people from
different countries.
Small things matter Sunrises,sunsets, clouds from rains,
(58:33):
clouds before it drops a fuckingtornado at all, even though
it's a tornado, it all matters.
So I'm going to go wear sometype of you know important
safety glasses and I'm going tocheck out 60% of it and if you
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are one of my more street guys,no, you can't look directly at
it.
You got to get some propereyewear.
You know, I'm saying you got toget some proper eyewear check.
I'm really, really, reallypumped up, uh, to go check that
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out.
And I didn't even get to someof the things that I was talking
about.
I just have so much fun talkingshit that this stuff brings me
a lot of joy, joy, joy, joy, joy.
And you got to find things thatbring you a ton of joy.
Um, being happy matters, beinghappy matters a lot of people
(59:43):
are drowning and miserable tofind something that makes you
smile and takes you out of yourmisery not in the negative way,
but takes you out of that spot,takes you out of that darkness
you gotta appreciate, you gottahold on to and you gotta put
more time into it.
And I love, love, just being afucking psychopath.
I ain't even do a lot right now.
(01:00:03):
I was just talking my shit, man, because I got more stuff to
talk about today, so I want tojust get an episode out and talk
to you guys about my, my lifeand the things that have
happened and the things that Icontinue to do, because I really
love shooting this shit withabsolutely four people you know
(01:00:23):
before me.
But I love it and I challengeyou to look at something or find
something that you love andthat you just be like nah, fuck
it.
That's really what this is,dude, listen, that's all it is.
This is like.
I just decided I'm gonna startdoing more video and that's all
it was, because I love to talkmy shit.
Now I'm finna talk about someof these shows.
Not now, but I'm finna.
(01:00:45):
Do some clips.
Y'all get ready for that.
I'm finna talk about some ofthe shows that I watch.
Finna give breakdowns becauseI'm a movie nut, I'm a tv nut.
I got we're gonna go see theomen tonight.
It got 84 on rotten, on RottenTomatoes.
People, the Omen.
Now listen.
Hollywood will look you dead inyour face and tell you we about
(01:01:08):
to take your money because wedoing a remake.
They know how to get my dollar.
They know how to get my duckiesout of my pocket.
They know how to get my dollar.
They know how to get my duckiesout of my pocket.
They know how to scam Becauseeverything's a reboot,
everything's a remake or aprequel or sequel to something
that's already made.
But the Omen's got 84% onRotten Tea.
(01:01:30):
You know, shay got to go peethose peepers on it.
I got to go take a peep at it.
I got to go take a look at it.
I'll be doing you guys adisservice if I don't.
With that said, ladies andgentlemen, how did I do it?
Look at all that Gabby time Anhour.
(01:01:52):
Ladies and gentlemen, I am Well.
You know what Technically?
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I amThaddeus Shade.
This is Seasonable Clout.
I am the couch comedian.
I appreciate everybody forlistening.
You can find me on Instagram atThaddeus Shade.
You can find me on Facebook.
I'm on Facebook now.
I actually try to post there.
I used to talk, I talk shitabout Facebook.
All the time I've been tryingto post on Facebook, I don't be
on there.
You know I don't really be onthere.
(01:02:14):
If you don't understand whatI'm saying, I don't really be on
it, but I do try to be on.
I try to post on it.
Right?
I'm on Twitter at ThaddeusShade and I'm on the talk at
Thaddeus Shade.
I appreciate everybody forlistening.
Oh, you know, I got to gothrough my drops.
I didn't get to use none ofthese.
(01:02:35):
I was in a zone.
I was in a zone.
I was in a zone.
I didn't use none of these.
Damn it, peace.
If you're cooking up, can we taste it now, that shade
?
Without a doubt, it's thatseason of a cloud that shade.
You got clout.
Let me hear what it's aboutthat shade.
You got clout.
Let me hear what it's aboutthat shade.
You got clout.
Let me hear what it's aboutthat shade.
Without a doubt, it's thatseason of a cloud, that shade.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
That's what I'm.
You know I'm trying to help youout here.
Is that better?
Ladies and gentlemen, I amThaddeus Shade.
This is Seasonable Clout.
I am back.
A solo episode.
I consider myself the couchcomedian because, you know, I'm
not really a comedian.
I don't do it professionally,but I consider myself semi-funny
and I'm happy to be back with asolo episode.
(01:08):
It makes me feel good, I feelspecial, I feel packed full of
caffeine.
Yeah, that's what I'm going togo.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go packed full ofcaffeine, packed full of
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caffeine.
I just whipped up a batch ofsome of the finest coffee you
can get in America and that'sinside Thaddeus Shades crib.
I put together some specialstuff.
It's unique.
You know I do my.
I do a lot of physical work.
I walk into the kitchen, I grabthe cup.
You know that's a lot of laborin that.
And when I'm putting all thathard work in, after I grabbed
the cup, I gotta, I gotta putthe cup under the spout.
(01:52):
I think that's called a spout.
I gotta put it under the spout.
There, you know.
And then when I, when I, when Iplaced the cup under the spout,
it's more labor, it's more work.
And then I got to and then Igot to grab a pod.
You know how hard it is.
I got to slide my tray out.
I got to grab a pod.
That's a lot of work and I putthe pod into the to the to the
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thing, cause I got an espresso.
I put it into the thing, I hitthe thing, the thing comes down
and and then the coffee comesout.
And that's a lot of work andthat's the best coffee in
America.
You can only get it inside mycrib.
I'm really good at it.
But I did get a coffee pod thatis, um, it's got like uh, um,
some extra B12 in it.
You know when you, when you'rea heavyweight vegan, you know
(02:34):
you don't get your B12, you know.
So, um, but yeah, man, I'm backand this is a solo episode and
I feel really, really goodbecause I don't have to.
I'm not restrained.
You know, I'm not tied down.
What I mean by that is I'm notsitting in front of somebody and
I give everybody a differentversion of me.
If you're not going to, ifyou're a person that screams,
(02:57):
I'm always me in front ofeverybody.
I don't care who it is, you'rea liar.
When I do interviews, you knowI have different faces for
different faces.
You know I have different tonesfor different people that I'm
interviewing and I'm reallyrestrained.
I can't be weird, I can't becocky, I can't be crazy.
You know, I can't be weird Ify'all could see my dog right now
(03:19):
, if you could see Winston andwhen I talk about him all the
time, this guy lives a life ofluxury.
Don't Don't get it confused.
We all know pets don't paybills.
But if you see him right now,he's leaned in his home, he's
got a cage Right, but the cageis rarely closed unless I'm
fucking with him and he's givingme shit.
(03:39):
And he's inside, he's lockeddown, he's doing, he's doing a
hard labor time right there, buthe leans up against the cage
like he's just mistreated inlife.
I mean the whole face issmushed into the cage.
I mean what I mean, but he's,but he's my guy, it's
unnecessary.
You want to come out, brotherWinston?
(04:00):
Come on.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Come on man.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Come on, bro, I just gave you the horse call in front
of the world, or at least the78 people that might see this.
But yeah, he's a, he's aspoiled fucker, you know, and
that's my guy.
But I'm happy, like I said, infront of different, in front of
my different interviews, I givedifferent faces.
I'm a different person, right?
I think everybody it'sdifferent, so you need to.
(04:22):
Everybody is different, so youneed to interview people
different.
But when I'm solo I've saidthis before I'm Arkham, I'm
crazy inside the dome and I getto let it all out.
And I've gotten people who'velistened to the very first solo
episode that I did have told meme like I didn't even know you
(04:44):
was like that, I didn't knowthat.
And that's great to hearbecause that means that I really
enjoy doing these episodes andI really enjoy doing these
podcasts.
And you know I'm going to startto do more.
I'll at least do this one andthen one more before I get back
(05:05):
into interviews and I'm lookingforward to the interviews.
But I really love the episodeswhere I'm just by myself and I
get to rant and go nuts and beinsane and I get to show off my
pops Y'all see Steffi in thefront and you know, steffi play
tonight, steffi play tonight,the Warriors play tonight, they
play Houston tonight, you know,and we need to win, we need to
(05:28):
win.
And y'all see, I got my NinjaTurtles.
You know those.
I got a Ninja Turtle shirt onright now with the Wolverine
button up on.
I don't understand what's goingon right now, but I'm an odd
nerd.
You know what I'm saying.
And of course, patty's rightthere.
Patty sits right there in frontbecause I'm from Kansas City
and that's Patty Mahomes.
And if I ever meet PattyMahomes, I tell him thank him.
I thank him, you know.
(05:49):
I say thank you, patty, youknow, for turning my city,
turning my city into a gloriouscity, into a town that not only
(06:09):
can you get shot at but you canget some of the finest barbecue
and watch a prolific quarterbackdestroy team after team, with
one hell of a tight end by thename of Travis Kelsey and one
hell of a coach by the name ofAndy Reid.
My town was once dark, cloudy,full of Chiefs fans who were
morbid, sad.
We could win some games, but wecouldn't really go far.
(06:29):
And then Pat arrived and thingshave changed.
Bullets still fly, from what Ihear, because I'm down to AZ now
.
From what I hear, bullets maystill fly.
That's not a knock.
Everybody's got a dark part ofthe city in any state.
In Montana, I'm sure there'ssomebody who is killing somebody
with some type of lawnmowerpart.
I'm sure of it because nobodyknows what goes on in Montana,
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but I'm sure somebody's beinginjured.
In Montana, I'm sure there's aliquor store and churches and a
cash checking place.
I say this all the timeWhenever you want to see
something poor, those areusually the three things you're
going to see, I'm sure.
But every city has a dark sideto it.
This is not how I was supposedto start off this episode.
(07:14):
This is the beauty of doingsolo shit.
So hold on.
Let me see here what was Isupposed to do.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Yeah, I mean, I did pretty muchwhat I was supposed to do, but I
was going to talk about, youknow, the coffee and I was
yesterday.
It was yesterday and I wasabout to do a run, you know
about to do some errands, andthen I stepped outside.
That's the beautiful part ofdowntown, you know.
Downtown for me is I want tomove to.
(07:36):
You know, I want to get backout to Chandler, some space.
If you don't know Chandler,arizona, you know it's.
You know space, beautiful.
You know how is the richestcity in asia, if I'm correct,
you can look that up.
I think it's like thewealthiest city or inside of you
know, phoenix, however you wantto put that, it's wealthy.
(07:58):
But I want to get back out ofsome space.
But downtown it's always food,colorful.
You know what I mean bycolorful people, but there's
always colorful people.
It's different types of people,lots of food and coffee is
everywhere.
So I stepped outside cause Iwas supposed to do some errands.
Sure enough, there is a coffeetruck and I y'all you know, if
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you go back through any episodes, you know that I'm insane about
the cough, cough and um,there's cough and there's a
coffee truck.
There's a coffee truck sittingthere and it's.
I'm going to tear this name up,probably, but I think it's me,
cafecito.
I think that's what it was.
It was Spanish.
I'm always horrible at tearingnames up or trying to pronounce
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something in a in a differentlanguage.
I'm going to screw it up.
That's a.
That's a gift of mine, that's askill.
It's a legit skill of mine.
I've murdered people, but youknow as far as where I haven't
murdered people in real life,but as far as where they're from
, I'm sure to tear that upgeographically, destroy it.
It's a skill, it's a gift.
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But yesterday me, cafecito, Igo.
But yesterday me, cafecito, Igo.
So shit, new truck walk overthere and family owned.
You know, I see the I'm assumingthe husband, you know.
I see the wife.
I'm assuming, you know it couldbe a side piece, but I'm hoping
it's his wife.
And I see the daughter in there.
You know she could be thestepdaughter.
We don't know that.
We don't know the triangles ofthe family, but we don't ever
(09:21):
know.
But that's what I'm assumingbecause I'm an assumer.
Right, I get there and I alwayslike to ask, because me and my
boy Visions.
You know, if you see any of theinterviews, he's always there
with me.
He's the one who's got thecamera set up right.
This is his camera that I'musing.
He spent a lot of money on thisbecause I would never.
You know I love what I do, buthe spent a lot of money on this
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and I would never.
That's the type of dime hespent on the, on the lens and
the camera.
That's a year, that's, you know.
Yeah, I, you know I couldn't doit, but he spent the money on
it and I'm using his camera.
He's usually with me.
But we went to uh, we went toMacy's.
He had to grab some gear, someclothes to wear.
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Macy's, he had to grab somegear, some clothes to wear.
Can you still say gear?
Huh?
I don't know if you can stillsay gear, I don't know, randomly
, just going to say I'm ThaddeusShade, this is Season of the
Clout.
I do think the claps are alwaysworthy, but I can't, I don't.
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You know, you.
You find yourself aging and youquestion the hip words you can
say anymore.
You question it.
I question everything.
When I wake up in the morning,ooh, the ankle feels shaky.
You know, the ankle's not whatI, the ankle's not what I, what
(10:46):
I thought it was going to betoday.
You question the knee, the back, the neck, the eyesight.
You know the eyesight.
You question everything.
But the one thing that hurtsthe most is the lingo.
I grew up, I'm, I'm, I'm nigga.
You know I'm always supposed tobe on top of the lingo.
You know I'm always supposed tobe on top of the lingo.
(11:07):
And sometimes I catch myselfand I'm like damn, can I say
that anymore?
Is that something that I cansay?
Shall I be ashamed of myselfbecause I said gear?
I think people still say gear,right, clothes.
I don't know what they say, butwe were going to Macy's and he
was going to get some clothesand uh, we, they got the
Starbucks inside of the Macy's,right, and we go to the
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Starbucks inside the Macy's andand two ladies working there and
you know, this again is a partof the elder age and customer
service, right, you start tonitpick more and more and more
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and they always want the tip.
So you begin to get a littleharder, a little tougher, a
little meaner, a little moregrouchier when it comes to the
customer service, when it comesto the customer service.
So the first thing my boyVisions ask is what do you
(12:15):
recommend?
I know it's Starbucks, but youknow you like to get the taste
bud feel of the worker right.
You want to know what the tastebuds of the worker is working
with.
So you ask and she responds Idon't know, I drink tea.
Now she gets a pass because youknow she drinks tea and
(12:35):
Starbucks tells tea but they'reknown for coffee.
But I'll give her a pass, right?
I was disgusted behind him.
I could have thrown up off ofthat response, but I allowed it.
I was disgusted behind him.
I could have thrown up off ofthat response, but I allowed it.
I turned to the judge.
The judge is not.
It said we'll allow it, theywill allow it.
Everybody whispered We'll allowit.
They all allowed it, we allowedit.
I allowed it, and then we wentto the other worker that was
(12:57):
there, asked her what do youthink she's?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't drink coffee or tea.
How the fuck did you get the job?
Who hired you?
Can you give me the number ofthe person who hired you to work
at Starbucks?
You don't drink nothing fromthere.
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Jail time, not for the worker,because she needs the dollars,
not for the worker.
Jail time for the manager thathired you because I can't get
anything from you.
I can't get it.
You see how it happens.
This is the beauty of doing thesolos.
I can just do what the fuck Iwant, but I can't get anything
(13:43):
from her.
She's just there to pour ice inthe drinks.
You don't even have the desireto look at the person like.
You know what?
I'm going to add an extra pumpof whatever it is for you
because you look like you wantthat.
You do what you deserve that,because you don't even have fun
about it.
You're just there for the check.
I need people to work at theplaces that love coffee, that
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love the tea.
That's why we gave the lady atthe counter that was taking the
order a pass.
Eventually, she offered thatnasty ass brown sugar espresso
and he got it and I knew that itwas going to be nasty, but I
let him dive into it on his own,just to watch his expression,
so I could get a laugh.
(14:28):
What are friends for?
But uh, I was anyway.
I uh me cafecito, I go there,and he, uh, the whole family's
there, and I don't even know howI got to, where that was going,
but that's how it be.
And I and I go and I ask, andthey, where that was going, but
that's how it be.
And I and I go, and I ask, andthey, they gave me, they gave me
a suggestion.
Well, he, he was like, um, youlike sweet.
(14:49):
I said, yeah, I am sweet, youknow, yeah, I like sweet, you
know.
And then he was like well, Iforgot what he said.
He offered something that hadlike milk in it.
It may have had like a coldfoam or like a foam on top of it
.
You know, everything's got afoam on top of it now.
And uh, he was like I was likeman, I can't, I can't do the
(15:14):
dairy, cause it ain't going tobe a toilet left in the city If
I get the dairy up in my system,right, and they're going to be
a toilet left.
And he's like oh, okay, well, Ididn't do the dairy.
You know, look at my skin, I'ma nigga, I can't do the dairy.
But then he offered a Mazapan.
Now listen, my lady tried tocorrect me on this, on how to
say it.
Again, I tear shit up.
I don't have the skill.
You know, it takes me a week,two weeks, three weeks, just to
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get the word the out in Spanish.
It's going to be I'm the.
To me it's mazapan.
I'm sure it's a different wayto say it, but he showed me the
candy and I've seen the candybecause my lady gave me a piece
of the candy before.
It was really good.
So he made a drink out of thecandy and he gave it to me and
(15:58):
it was.
It was so good.
Just, I don't know.
I don't even know how tocompare this.
You know, I don't know what tosay about it, but it was really
good.
And I got a couple of treats forthe lady and then I took the
treats to her, but the coffeewas really special.
They're downtown, they getthere.
(16:19):
Look at that.
How do I do this?
It's such a gift.
How far have I gotten with this?
Such a skill 16 minutes of thisand I ain't even gotten to
nothing I wanted to talk about.
But they're down, they'redowntown, uh, tuesdays and
Wednesdays and they get there atnine and leave at 1am.
So if you're in downtownPhoenix, you got to go make a
make sure you check them out.
It's a really good coffee, butthe coffee was fantastic and I
(16:40):
always and it's rare that youjust can run into you know a
place and you hop in there andyou're like, oh, that coffee is
really good, that's some reallygood shit right there and I was
really impressed.
So, but moving on, moving on, Ihave done a bunch of interviews
and I've learned a lot throughthe interviews.
(17:01):
Learning I've had a lot ofpeople who own businesses on
their fashion designers.
I've done like eight since.
Um, I've last done a soloepisode.
I've done eight of them and youlearn a lot.
You learn a lot and it's reallybeen cool.
So I hope y'all get a chance togo check some of those out and
(17:21):
and let me know what you thinkyou can do.
I've've had some dms.
I've had some dms.
I don't really get to the dmson any of thing, but I I'm
pretty bad at those, but I'vehad some dms, but if you get a
chance, check them out.
You have any more ideas orquestions or anything like that,
please, uh, don't hesitate todm me.
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Now, moving forward again, meand my guy I've talked about him
before, I've even interviewedhim twice now my boy, Dave Young
, we share a line, right, weshare a phone line.
I have two phones.
I have the personal that'sthree people max and one of them
, on the personal, of course, ismy girl, and the only thing
(18:05):
that comes through that isTikTok videos.
Not I love you's, not hugs andkisses, ladies and gentlemen,
but TikTok videos as I look deadinto the camera, I look into
your soul.
Not a I heart you, you know.
Not a good job, not a I heartyou, you know, not a good job,
(18:30):
just TikTok videos.
I get them throughnotifications.
I get them throughnotifications on TikTok, I get
them notifications through text,and then I get Instagram reels.
So I get the DM notification.
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But I have a personal phonewhere, like three people have
the number because I'm apromoter and the other phone's
pretty hectic, right.
So so me and me and my boy,davion, we have a business line,
right.
So so me and me and my boyDavion, we have a business line,
right.
So or just call it a businessline and we're on that same plan
together.
(19:12):
When two niggas get together,they're going to be cheap, you
know, it doesn't matter if we're, you know, going on a trip, you
know, going to lunch, dinner,when you're hanging with your
boy, nine times out of 10 niggasgoing to be cheap, you know.
Um, that's what the gift is Twoniggas hanging together cheap,
(19:34):
two nigga friends, cheap.
You know that's what it is.
So we was.
He came to me and he's rich, bythe way but he came to me and
he was like yo, I found out thatthat Cox internet, that's Cox
internet down here.
He said I found out the Cox Ican't keep saying that word
because it's gonna get weird butI found out they was doing $45
(19:57):
phone plans.
And he came to me, real covert,he made it seem like it was.
It was federal, it was CIA andit was like it was.
It was federal, it was CIA andit was important, it was
classified.
He was really whispering, itwasn't.
I'm not making this up, he wasreally.
He said I heard today and I'mlooking around, just, you know,
just me and him in aconversation before a meeting
and looking around like niggawhy are you whispering, you know
(20:18):
?
But he's telling me.
He's like nah, listen, fam,listen, $45 game for game, $45
phone plans, bro.
I said man, I you know, in mycareer on earth anything that is
cheap will be cheap, meaning,you know, you go to Family
(20:40):
Dollar and you buy a toy.
Let's say you buy a toy for asix-year-old.
You go to family and buy a toythat kid's going to die.
You know why?
That's lead poisoning fromChina.
That's a $6 toy from the DollarGeneral.
You think that's quality?
You think that's what that is.
Anything cheap is cheap.
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You should expect it to beright, but he sold on it because
we were Verizon.
He sold on my personal phonewith Verizon I'm not moving off
of that, right, but he sold onit.
He's like nah, this is just amove.
So he drags me, drags me to Coxadequate COX, just for anybody
being weird.
He drags me to Cox and we sitwith a nice gentleman.
(21:25):
I can't think of thegentleman's name.
I have his phone number.
I feel like maybe in the futureme and that guy might be
friends.
He was just my type of guy.
You know my type of guy I wantto hang around with, maybe get
into some fantasy football with,and y'all know how I feel about
fantasy football.
He was a nice guy, beard sonsof anarchy at the same time.
(21:48):
Probably be, you know, aroundhis own guys and be like I don't
hang with blacks, but you mightalso hang with blacks.
You know what I'm saying.
Let me just sip my coffee realquick.
And, man, so we're, we're,we're there.
And he's talking to us aboutthe, the, the, the, the, the,
the phone plan that they have.
And I'm thinking in my head thephone plan that they have.
And I'm thinking in my head.
I'm thinking of no disrespect tomy guy, deadpool.
(22:10):
What is the fuck is Deadpool'sname?
Deadpool?
What is he plays Deadpool, whatis his name?
Oh, come on, he's married toBlake Lively.
How do I remember Blake Lively?
That's the, that's being a guy.
What is it?
Ryan Reynolds, yes, okay, so nodisrespect.
Oh shit, there, it is nodisrespect to Ryan Reynolds.
(22:30):
You know, um, I love you as anactor, even though you're the
exact same in every movie.
Even though you're the exactsame in every movie, I still
love you.
You're still hilarious.
You're the exact same in everymovie.
I still love you, you're stillhilarious, hilarious, but you
have Mint Mobile, right.
So I'm in there and I'm thinkingabout Mint Mobile and I'm like
(22:51):
there's no way that Mint Mobileis going to be better than AT&T
and Verizon, right, and T-Mobile.
These are the juggernauts,right?
I'm thinking about Boost Chirp,click, you know, chirp, right?
I'm thinking about boost, chirp, click, you know, chirp, chirp,
chirp.
Think about boost.
There's no way that boost wouldhave been better than AT&T and
(23:12):
better than Verizon and betterthan T-Mobile.
There's no way.
It doesn't make any sense.
Cricket, cricket.
It's no way they're better thanthe three juggernauts, right.
Cricket, it's no way betterthan the three juggernauts,
right.
How can Cox, who's just gettinginto the game of a cell phone
service, going to be better thanthe three juggernauts?
(23:32):
Well, come to find out they'reusing Verizon wireless towers.
Now, that don't mean much,because my friend Vision works
on cell phone towers and heschooled me Right.
They could be using Verizontowers but they're not getting
that full Verizon power.
Their equipment can be lessthan Verizon.
(23:54):
You can use more towers, butthe equipment that you use and
may not get that max juice.
But niggas are cheap.
So $45, you can't be mad there,right?
So we sit in there.
We get in there about 1230,.
12,.
We get into the building.
Sit in there.
We get in there about 1230.
1220 we get into the building.
We don't leave out till damnnear four.
(24:16):
I'd rather get my fucking kneeworked on surgery with no
anesthesia than sit into afucking building trying to get a
phone done for four hours.
But $45 is the game plan.
You focus on it, right?
He's working on the phonebecause you know we owe some
(24:38):
money for the iPhones on Verizonand you know he's got some
hiccups.
He's got to get us, you know,jump the hoops and I'm asking
him.
I'm asking him like hey, man,45 bucks a month, do you have
the service?
He's like no, but I'm going toget the service as soon as I pay
off my phone.
All right, that's OK, that'sbelievable.
(25:00):
Then he asked his boy I was amakeup name.
Hey Rad, hey Rad, you got.
You got the cock service.
Hey rad, you got, you got thecock service.
No, that's not how he soundedand if he hears it he'll be
offended.
Hey rad, you got the cockservice, the phone service, rad
goes no, I don't, but as soon asI pay off my phone.
I'm gonna get it, I swear togod.
(25:22):
And that's not how he soundedeither.
He'll be offended, but soneither one of them had it, but
they seemed really pumped upabout getting it.
And then I asked him about thedata.
These are all things you needto know if you're cheap.
I asked him about the data.
He goes oh man, it's unlimiteddata.
I said OK, now you talk, youtalk, we get the phone switched
(25:44):
over.
It's a lot of work, a lot ofhoop, hoop, hoop, hoop.
We get them switched over, um,and we leave out.
Right, this isn't, you knownothing miraculous or nothing
like that, but one of thequicker, one of the things I
noticed.
Pretty quick, because I'm gonnaput this motherfucker to the
test.
I'm gonna test drive this and Ishould test drive all phones
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because I live off my phone, andI should test drive all phones
because I live off my phone.
I'm pretty sure when I do thewill I will put in there, make
sure my cell phones are with me,put them in the casket, make
sure they tucked under myarmpits and feed everybody
peanut butter and jellysandwiches at the funeral.
(26:26):
That's all I ask.
That's the combination.
But I stay on my phones.
It's a handicap of mine.
There are living souls next tome talking to me, and I got to
finish up a post, or I got to,because you know that's how I
make my dollars.
I got to finish up a post, Igot to.
I got to be on the phone as atext message or a message I got
to respond to, or I just got tobe on there, right, it's a
(26:53):
problem of mine.
I'm not saying this is cool,this is great.
This is a real problem inAmerica, and I'm part of the
problem.
I'm probably the top percent ofthe problem, right.
So first thing I noticed,though, is the gram is moving.
I get on the gram, I'm like, ohshit, this is a noticeable
difference.
If I'm telling you it's anoticeable difference, I got two
phones.
I got my Verizon iPhone 14 plusor iPhone 14 Pro Max, and I
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have the 15 Pro Max, and we gotthe 15 Pro Max with the Cox.
I got the 14 and Verizon, andeven just touch a base with it,
I could see that it'simmediately just faster, right,
I can see that it's immediatelyjust faster, right, and that may
be a thing of you know, we canget into.
Maybe that's a Cox Internetdata thing.
That's the one thing they canuppercut a motherfucker on,
(27:37):
because that's what they focuson is, you know, the Internet
giant right down here, right,and so right now I'm test
driving it, and the phone callshave been solid.
You know, it's weird looking atthe top and seeing him seeing,
uh, seeing cox at the top andnot verizon or at&t.
(27:58):
You start to feel like, youknow you go to am pm for your
gas.
When you see that you're like,oh shit, yeah, this isn't.
You know.
You know you start to feel likeyou order all for the dollar
menu.
There's not a dollar menu, nomore.
You start to, you know, youjust start to feel cheap, you
know, but so far it's hitting.
Now listen, if it wins, if itholds up, hit the road, do a
(28:22):
road trip.
It's holding up, ladies andgentlemen, $45 tax.
Ladies and gentlemen, $45?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Cocks.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Shit.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
I'm switching.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
I'm taking my other phone, I'm switching it over.
It's immediate, it's $45.
What are we talking about here?
So that's what we did, so I'llkeep you updated on how that's
going.
You know how's the Cox phonetreating you, my family, how's
that holding up for you?
And you know, if it's holdingup good, I'm gonna share it with
you, motherfuckers, cause Ilove you, motherfuckers, you
(29:20):
know.
Now let's see how I talk aboutthis.
Us have watched the documentaryseries quiet on the set I said
quiet on the set the dark sideof kids tv.
Now listen, the documentary iswild, packed full of unknown
things that kids had to gothrough.
Some of it's just common sense.
You kind of know thatHollywood's pretty weird.
You know enough time on earthyou can make your, you can be
like okay, there's enoughevidence to support that if you
(29:40):
have kids and you want to putyour kids in acting and you want
them to get into Hollywood, youknow that you damn near got to.
You know cover, keep a strap ofBibles on their waist and and
and and a and a cross, and yougot to damn near be with them
every step of the way, causeit's, it's a wild place.
That's, that's just my own.
I'm not everybody, I can't.
I hate to assume that.
(30:00):
I hate to get crazy on you anddungeon dark nuts on you and
assume that everybody inHollywood is packed full of the
triple six and fire, breathingoff the you know out their mouth
.
I hate to think that, but Idon't think that.
I think there's some nicepeople who just love acting.
They do their job and they loveproducing, love directing and
love being a light guy, being akey grip, and everything is not
(30:22):
as weird as fuck.
That was happening on thatdocumentary, but the great, even
the reason I bring this upoutside of seeing everything and
watching everything that I seenon there they got a fifth
episode coming.
The reason I even talk aboutthis is because I'm excited in a
(30:45):
fucked up way.
Now, granted, I should bechecked because I'm excited to
watch a fifth episode, right,I'm.
The reason my main for bringingit up is because, more when
they see something hot, itdoesn't, they don't care Whose
expense, they see something hot.
Are they going to figure out away to get some more duckies off
(31:08):
of it?
Oh, you motherfuckers like allthis pedophile shit.
Oh, man, we got another episodefor you.
Oh shit, y'all like watchingthis shit.
We got some more shit for you.
I don't know how I'm supposedto feel about that.
Sometimes I do feel conflicted.
I'm like damn, like I'm excited.
April 7th is another episode ofQuiet on the Set.
Shit was wild, I couldn'tbelieve it.
(31:30):
It's Nickelodeon.
And then I think aboutNickelodeon, my mom listen.
It's not many a times ever inmy life that I would think that
my mom would see us watchingsomething and say, hey, y'all
can't watch that.
It had to be some tittiesinvolved or something like that.
You know what I'm saying.
It had to be some tittiesinvolved or something like that.
You know what I'm saying.
It had to be some titties.
It's some real gory shit.
(31:52):
She was just like y'all niggascan't watch this shit.
You know what I'm saying.
She said it like that Y'allniggas can't watch this shit.
Y'all got to go upstairs playthe video, do something.
(32:15):
Upstairs mean it's nickelodeon.
It was like you know, saturdaynight, saturday morning,
cartoons.
You know, she was able to sleepbecause she was able to sleep
it on a saturday, because shecould hear her sons laughing.
Because I mean, when you you'rehearing crowds laugh, or you
know you got the audience crowdlaughing, or you hear your kids
laughing.
You're not thinking down herewatching ari.
You know, fucking, do somethingweird to a potato.
They don't think that.
You know you laughing andgiggling and I'm, I'm like the
(32:41):
backend of Nickelodeon.
I can get, uh, all that Kenanand kale.
I'm on, I'm on that.
You know that I wasn't the shitgot strange and I can get all
that Kenan and Kale, I'm on that.
You know I wasn't the shit gotstrange.
You know shit got strange.
I, you know get some rugrats instuff like that.
But when you, when I'm watching, you see it, you're like, oh
(33:02):
shit, you got to really see whatyour kids is watching.
You have to really payattention because this shit is
crazy to look at.
When you see it, you like wait.
So you, you, my littlemotherfucker, watching this.
That's insane.
But I'm happy for the fifthepisode.
(33:24):
I think I'm criminal.
I think I'm creepy.
I don't know what's going onand I think there's a lot of
people that are joining in on itbecause I watch a lot.
I'm criminal.
I think I'm creepy.
I don't know what's going onand I think there's a lot of
people that join in on itbecause I watch a lot.
I'm watching.
Oh, let me look it up.
I mean, I can't watch, I can't.
I got to figure out what I'mwatching on Netflix right now.
Netflix, it's some UFO shit.
Huh, that's not it, that's someother shit.
(33:47):
I no, that's not it, that'ssome other shit.
Um, what is that?
Um, I just pull up, hold on,let me put my neflex cloud.
Yeah, it's my shit, so y'allcan just hang out with me.
Let me pull it up real quick.
Do, do, do, do, do.
Yes, I do, I see.
All right, oh, ripley dropped,I'm gonna be watching that.
(34:09):
Oh, okay, so it's called.
It's called Files of theUnexplained right dude.
I fell asleep on that because Idon't know why he looks like
that.
I don't know that guy and Ithink he's wearing a toupee and
it's freaking me out.
I don't like that at all, but Iwas, was, I was, I watched it
(34:29):
like that and I talked aboutthis before I questioned my.
Am I human?
Who who lines up to get a snack, to, to, to watch people who
have been murdered or orwandered off?
It is one of the episodes is onhere.
I can't think of it, but it wasabout five special needs kids in
(34:53):
78.
They love to play basketball,playing for a charity that was
for special needs young kids toplay basketball, and it's about
them going to a game together.
It's five of them, theirfriends, going to play in a game
and then they never coming back.
(35:16):
And then, you know, most ofthese documentaries deal with
police, police departments, whoare just absolutely trash.
Don't ever believe anybody.
So whenever I see it in moviesI'm like, damn dude, are police
that bad?
Are bad, are they?
They're that horrible, theyjust really don't give a fuck.
And then you see thedocumentary, like you know what?
Yeah, they are really that bad,they don't really give a fuck.
More coffee time, right anddamn.
(35:41):
And they just never came back.
And then they go looking forthem.
They see prints in the snow Iguess it's really cold, freezing
cold snow and and then theyfind they just they all died.
And then one of them is notthere.
(36:02):
And the mystery of is why youstuff in your face about four
other young kids, young adults,young kids how young teenagers
who have died.
You like eating the popcorn andyou got the ranch seasoning,
because I fuck up the ranchseason.
You got the ranch seasoning allon your face and then you got
the butter on your hands.
You just like oh shit.
And you, watching this, you'relike, oh shit, where'd it go.
(36:23):
And they're like, oh yeah, oneof them.
He left with some some one ofthe other kids, niggas.
You're like, oh, that nigga didit.
Then you find out that he.
They're like, oh man, theythink he died.
But what's the shit, baby, hedied.
And then you look up and theysay, oh no, we saw him at a bar.
They're like, oh shit, they sawhim at a bar, this motherfucker
did it.
And they like, we really bringsme back.
(36:52):
There's a fifth episode, april7th.
My sick ass is sitting up herethinking you know, what am I
going to eat that with?
Do you know?
I watched that four episodes.
I'm not alone, because I had meand my lady.
We have a thing.
You know where we get on thereand you know she's like, well,
we'll watch a show, watch amovie, and we'll start at the
(37:16):
same time because she'll be athome and I'll be at the cribby,
and you know.
And then we, we narratewhatever we're watching through
text.
We did that together on Quieton the Set, and we're just blown
away by shit.
All you get is what the fuck?
All through this shit, textmessages, right, it's like what
the fuck If anybody's monitoring, if the federal government, the
(37:39):
government's watching our shit.
They're like thesemotherfuckers say what the fuck?
A lot In that period of time.
It was a lot of what the fuckis going on, but they got a new
episode april 7th and I'm I'm aregular human, I consider myself
a regular human, a decent, kindhuman.
(38:00):
I'm so kind that I have beenlast.
This is two nights ago me andvisions leaving target.
Y'all know about how I feelabout target and we went to go
see, uh, king kong and godzilla,right, and we left from the
movies and movies.
Movies okay, I'll talk about itand something else, right, we
(38:23):
leave to go to, uh, frickingtarget.
Buy what we need from target.
This is, this is what friendsare for, you Ready?
So then we pull back up to thecause.
For people who don't know,timmy marketplace is a place
where you got everything inthere.
Of course you've got somethinglike this and you could be, I
don't care if you're in London,yeah, bloody bloke, that's
(38:43):
horrible, but you probably got acenter full of stores.
And then you, but there's amovie complex and you could just
drive over and right over thetarget targets in that same
complex Right and um or thatsame plaza and we're driving
back to his or to my car Causewe drove separately.
Driving back to my car and Iget out of his ride with the
bags and, sure enough, ladyspeeds up with intensity.
(39:08):
Now listen, my white folks, myother ethnicities, my other
nationalities, I am a big dude.
As I talk on this podcast, youhear, I have many things going
upstairs, many different voices,insanity popping off.
I can go down, I can go up.
He's there, shoot, hoist andI'm lean.
(39:32):
You, you know I can do a bunchof things with this shit, right,
I have fun, but I am a nigga'snigga.
I do find myself trying toprotect myself from letting my
violent side out.
I don't like when weird thingshappen and the lady pulled up
with real recklessness.
It was like a hard.
Now where I'm from, thatrequires an aggressive response
(40:03):
from me, even at the old agethat I am.
That would require anybody fromback home to give you at least
a level three threat.
The fuck are you doing?
You know what I'm saying.
Who you pulling up on like that?
You liable to get shot.
Those are responses that youwould get.
(40:29):
That's like the common earthperson in the hood.
Then you got you know yourlevel orange niggas who you know
it could got weird.
I don't like that.
I'm very paranoid.
I pay attention to mysurroundings very well.
So when she pulled up she had tohave seen my face.
Now I pause the story to tellyou that what her friends for is
(40:59):
because my boy, visions, knewwhat it was.
Motherfucker sped off on me,didn't hesitate, did not
hesitate.
I got out of the car with thebag.
She pulled up.
I looked that nigga hit the gas.
She asked me for money.
He knew what it was.
I was in my feelings.
I was hot by the pull up.
(41:19):
He knew what it was.
He was gone.
She could have stabbed me,murdered me, shot me, ran me
over.
He was gone.
Luckily, he placed the bet onthe right thing.
I was toaster strudel, I wascooked, I was fried, jeffrey
Dahmer on a stick.
This guy, this woman, pulled upon me.
(41:41):
Anything could have happened.
My friend was gone.
I had no backup.
I had no support.
I was there with Target bags.
I can't do nothing with Targetbags.
I was.
I had like soap and shit inthere.
She had me, but I gave her aface to let her know Ooh, this
is a big dude to pull up on he's.
He's not happy.
So she went right into it.
She said oh my God, I'm sosorry.
I'm so sorry, but listen, Ihave my kid and you know you get
(42:04):
me with the kids.
I hate it, but you get me withthe kids.
If I can look in the back,there's evidence of the kids.
I'm going to help the kids out,the kids in the back.
I see the.
I see the car seat in the back.
I see the other one on theother side of the car seat.
So you got me Plus.
I'm, plus I do things a littlegreedy.
I do things to help others, tomake sure I have something to
(42:29):
present at the gates.
So when I get to the gates theysay man, you did a lot of
fucked up shit.
I could pull out the pad and Icould say oh, you remember this
April 1st, strange lady pulledup on me.
I gave her some money.
She has some kids in the bank.
That lady went and bought methwith that money.
(42:50):
I didn't know.
I gave her some ducats cause Ithought the kids need it, cause
she pulled up and she was likeoh my God, my kids need.
I need to get some formula.
We just came from Denver.
My sister is not here, she'ssupposed to be here.
She didn me.
Now I was a little, I wasremember she pulled up on a real
(43:10):
motherfucker with some hotspeed.
So I was still upset about that.
You just don't roll up on areal motherfucker with some hot
speed.
So I was a little aggressivewith my responses Lady, what do
you want, what is it that youneed from me?
And she's still going to stresshey man, I'm going to leave.
I don't like this.
(43:31):
It's almost 10 o'clock at night.
I'm supposed to be in myrecliner.
What do you want from me?
So she said she needed somemoney.
She needed like $65 for someformula.
I don't really know whatformula I want, kids, but I
don't know what the price offormula is.
But I knew that she had askedfor something out of my price
range.
So I already knew that wasn'tgoing.
(43:51):
I wasn't going to get $65.
I wouldn't go.
I see the kids in the back.
Now listen them kids, them kidsget back there scratching,
itching, dehydrated.
You out of my price range,you're not getting that.
I don't care.
I don't care.
$65?
I don't know you, lady.
(44:12):
No, what I did was I alwaysstart out.
My first initial lie is Ialways start out with I don't.
I mean I don't care, I don'tcarry my card with me, I'm.
Everything is Apple pay.
So when I so, when the worldgoes belly up, I'm the first
person to get cooked becauseeverything I do is digital.
So she was.
She was hip.
She had the cash app.
I said fuck.
So I said all right, I'm gonnasend you some.
(44:32):
I didn't tell her where I wasgoing to send her, so I got her
information.
I sent her.
No, sorry, excuse me about that.
I sent her.
I sent her a $10.
Actually, I sent her $9.75because I don't have my Cash App
attached to anything, so I needto send it to my Apple Pay and
(44:53):
my Apple Pay to my Cash App.
So I said listen, they took thefees out.
That's on Apple Pay.
I ain't going to do it then.
So I sent her $9.75.
You know why I sent her $9.75?
And she sped off.
This is a real story, lady.
You have harassed me.
I gave you the money and youjust speed off.
No, thank you.
She got on the phone withsomebody and was out.
It was probably her dealer.
I'm not supposed to think likethat, am I, winston?
(45:15):
But that's what happens, truestory.
I don't know what happened, butit's a true story.
I sent her the money.
She sped off, but quiet on theset.
She sped off, but quiet on theset.
April 7th I'll be watching.
You know, I consider myself adecent human.
(45:36):
I do decent human things.
But April 7th I'll be watchingthe fifth episode.
They only did four.
We thought that was it.
They saw the hit.
They gave us five um brothers.
Watching solar eclipses issomething I never grew up um
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seeing.
You know, I can't remember mymom.
My mom was always working hard,so I'd never I'm sure.
She just thought it was 12, 12in the afternoon and it's dark.
She's she's assuming it's justsix o'clock in the morning,
cause she got to get to work.
She didn't care, you know, andso I never gave a hootenanny
about yeah, I said hootenanny, Inever gave a hootenanny about a
(46:20):
solar eclipses, but for somereason there's one coming up on
the 8th of April that I'm justlike excited.
Now my woman works, like youknow, she don't, she just works,
she doesn't, she does.
You know, she's a hairstylist,I've talked about this before.
She just works, she don't careabout me, she just works a lot
(46:43):
Right, and I wanted to go see,like I want to go to a spot
cause we're in Phoenix, I thinkit's we're supposed to get like
60% of it, we're supposed to getlike 60%, it was like a partial
, like half of the solar eclipseand I want to go to a place
where we could get a nice littleview.
We can go check it out.
My boy Visions is talking aboutI'm assuming he's still going
to go with me.
We're going to go, we're goingto solar eclipse.
(47:17):
She's busy, she's a hard worker,she makes her money.
She doesn't give me any of it,but she works, she makes her
money, right, I love her todeath and I'm fascinated.
I'm fascinated with talkingabout it because never in my
life have I ever cared and Idon't know if that's attached to
just being more wise and moreappreciative of like life and
time.
Right Time life.
You know, the next one's notsupposed to happen for 20 years.
So I'm like by that time, youknow, you know, I don't know
(47:38):
what the fuck I'll be doing.
So I'm like this is I'm goingto, I'm going to try to check
this out, right.
So I'm doing some, some researchand understanding, because I
can't have how it even happenedthat I out about it, because I'm
not a CNN motherfucker and Idon't really read a lot of news,
cause I feel like that stuff'sreally depressing, um, and I get
all my news from Twitter, whichmakes it all way more really
(47:59):
depressing, right.
And so I see this video andthey talking about like I asked
somewhere in Oklahoma, I thinksomewhere in there, and they're
like getting ready for somethingto happen for the eclipse and
they call in like nationaldisaster, and it's all they're
getting prepared.
You, you know how.
You, you know these clockwatchers, these, these, these,
(48:22):
uh, does that fucking net?
I blame my dog.
And these, these clock watchers, these, these, these
timetablers, these these folksthat are supposed to tell you
when things are supposed to behappening.
I hate them, the conspiracytheories.
You know why I hate them?
Because one time they're goingto be right, and that's all you
(48:46):
need is one time, and this inthis area.
You only need one time to dosomething correct and then
you're automatically the god ofwhatever you're doing, whatever
you're in, you're the god.
I'll break it down into thesimplest form.
If you are a sinner, you're 7-1in the NBA and your job is to
(49:10):
get rebounds and dunks andrebounds and putbacks, and you
dunk the ball.
If you go out to thethree-point line, you shoot a
three.
I guarantee you, in today's NBA, he's going to start shooting
threes.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
That's how it is now.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
If you get online and you say one real piece of like
good relationship advice andthen a lot of enough people hit
you up, you're now arelationship therapist.
I guarantee you that personwill continue to drop
relationship advice.
That's how it is now.
You only need one time.
(49:46):
People will give you enough.
They give you enough juice.
You only need one time to beright.
You only need one time.
People will give you enough.
They give you enough juice.
You only need one time to beright.
You only need one time to dosomething correct.
You only need one time to.
You know to, to, to createsomething, and it works and you
make some money.
Now you think you're thegreatest inventor of all time.
Right, it's usually how itworks is once you get enough
cosigns, you get enoughconfidence.
And now you're rolling, becauseusually they only call out
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doomsday shit.
Now there's a lot.
You can get into somegovernment.
You get some Illuminati stuff.
You can get into some wildthings, right, you can get to
dancing in the dark if you want.
You can get to dancing in thedark web if you want.
You can get to some wild shit,but the doomsday ones, they're
going to take it home, taking itall the way to the bank.
(50:38):
They only need one time.
You know how many times in mylifetime.
Shit was supposed to be over andI went outside the next day and
had a great day.
I had a fantastic day.
I was listening to ISQ today.
It was a good day.
Do, ah, do, do, do, do, do, do,do, do, do.
You know it was a good day, butthey're going to hit one Now.
(51:04):
We don't know if they're goingto survive it, but if they do
survive it, you know how muchshit talking you get to do from
that.
From.
You get a doomsday one.
You get a doomsday call out.
You hit a home run on adoomsday.
I told y'all on that clip shitwas gonna get fucked up.
Shit got fucked up.
Y'all didn't want to listen tome.
Now.
Now you stuck under some rubble, some rubble under a bridge.
(51:28):
It's it's midnight andeverybody trying to kill each
other and you sitting there nextto the motherfucker.
That was right.
No, shit talking is involved inthat.
But I was thinking about thesolar eclipse and everybody's
online and everybody's alwaysgot something right.
And then how do I get caught upinto it?
How do I get to the point oflike and I don't like.
(51:50):
I don't like that Because ifyou're on social media, as soon
as you, as soon as you click onone-legged people cooking in the
kitchen, you're going to getnothing but one-legged people
cooking in the kitchen.
It only takes one time for youralgorithm to change and for 14
(52:11):
weeks straight you haven't seenpeople make apple pies, cherry
pies, lemon pies, chicken potpies, with one leg in the
kitchen Seasoning shit, all forone look.
So when that shit happens, Iget really mad because now all
I'm going to see is solareclipse Better get ready.
(52:31):
The government is going to dosome wild things.
Solar eclipse you better getready.
The world's coming to an end.
Solar eclipse Better get ready.
The leprechauns an end Solareclipse better get ready.
The leprechauns are coming out.
That's all you're going to get.
That's all you're going to get,and that's what happened.
And then you feel likesomething's wrong with you
because you're like damn it, arethey right?
(52:56):
Do I need to go get more waterand toilet paper?
Are the people in church right?
I didn't.
I didn't been through a coupleof these eclipses and I, I was
able to go to Whole Foods thenext day.
We was able to go to Walmartthe next day I didn't.
It wasn't too hot, it wasn't ablizzard.
The next day the frogs arestill jumping, the water's still
(53:19):
blue and nasty, I mean, ornasty wherever you live at.
You decide where you're at, buthow do I still get caught up in
?
Damn, they might be right.
How much money I got on me lasttime something happened.
We didn't have no TP, mm, mm.
(53:46):
I'd be mad at myself, man,because I don't want to be in
here with no TP again, off of nosolar eclipse.
That's some bullshit.
So I have to pump myself up andtell man you're gonna go watch
this eclipse.
You're not gonna be like thepeople in Independence Day.
(54:07):
You know.
You're not gonna be like that.
You're not doing that shade.
You're not going when there's aspaceship over the fucking city
and you got signs of come, takeme to Elvis.
That's not what the fuck you'redoing.
You're just going to go watchsome some scientific NASA shit
happen, you know, and you'regoing to enjoy it.
You're going to see somethingdifferent.
(54:28):
We only get 60, 60 percent ofit anyway.
I was and I only know thatbecause I fell upon Bill Nye,
the great Bill Nye.
You know somebody had postedhim.
He did a, did a dope.
What was the name of that?
What was that?
Ah, shit, let me look it up.
(54:49):
He did like a dude's probablylike the coolest old man ever.
Hold on.
He did like a.
Let me go to old Bill Nye realquick.
Let me go to his page.
He did like a.
Let me go to old bill nye realquick.
Let me go to his page.
He did like a cool little photoshoot.
It's my shit.
Oh yeah, he did like a coollittle photo shoot.
For what is this time out?
(55:10):
Time out, new york, okay, okay,the photo shoot is dope because
I hope to be that old and cool.
You know, you've, in some superfly gear complex posted it.
That's how I seen it.
And I went to Bill Nye.
He was the one who told me thatyou only get to see we're going
to see like 60% of.
He's got like a.
You go to his website.
He's got a map of where you'dbe able to see the eclipse.
(55:31):
And and I was like yo, thisdude is still cool.
And this dude is still cool andI hate at school.
Ladies and gentlemen, likeschool.
Let me see if I can put thistogether.
Imagine drinking bleach, castoroil, warm pee mixed with
(55:55):
werewolf hair, hippopotamusdrool and some sugar.
You put it all together and youdrink it.
That's what I.
I didn't like school.
That's what I thought of school.
But when I watched Bill Nye Iwas like this guy's cool.
I mean I had to go out and Igot to duck these bullets, but
(56:16):
when I leave inside the crib I'mlike Bill Nye is awesome.
I learned some things from BillNye.
It was Bill Nye in the streets.
You know, bill Nye was reallysomebody I learned some shit
from.
I can't tell you what I learnedfrom him because it was at the
(56:37):
moment.
I'm sure he was mixing somethings together and he was like
that's how you get smoke.
This guy, bill Nye, is awesomeCause the way my brother gets
smoke is he rolls something upand he lights something.
My older brother that's how Ifound out about smoke when I was
(56:59):
a kid like, oh, my old brother,he can make smoke too, man, he
just rolls something up and helights it and his niggas look at
this, look at that smoke, andhe would blow it and then the
smoke would come out.
I'm like this nigga is likebill nye and so, uh, but yeah,
that's how I did.
(57:20):
He's cool.
He actually listened to me, sothat's pretty cool.
So he's probably gonna be like,hey, bro, don't be happy, don't
be.
Had them niggas in therethinking up my bad.
I can't stop laughing.
But he's, he's.
That's how I learned aboutsmoke through pill now and my
brother but, um yeah, so he wasreally cool and he was.
(57:41):
He's actually selling theseglasses.
I was talking about it before Istarted this.
I was like I should have boughtthose.
I should still go and buy thissolar eclipse glasses because
they look pretty cool.
Looking forward to doingsomething that I normally don't
do, which is trying toappreciate earth, and you try to
(58:06):
do more of that.
You respect time, youappreciate time and if you do
those things, you start to wantto see things, you start to want
to visit places.
You start to want to, you know,meet different people from
different countries.
Small things matter Sunrises,sunsets, clouds from rains,
(58:33):
clouds before it drops a fuckingtornado at all, even though
it's a tornado, it all matters.
So I'm going to go wear sometype of you know important
safety glasses and I'm going tocheck out 60% of it and if you
(58:58):
are one of my more street guys,no, you can't look directly at
it.
You got to get some propereyewear.
You know, I'm saying you got toget some proper eyewear check.
I'm really, really, reallypumped up, uh, to go check that
(59:18):
out.
And I didn't even get to someof the things that I was talking
about.
I just have so much fun talkingshit that this stuff brings me
a lot of joy, joy, joy, joy, joy.
And you got to find things thatbring you a ton of joy.
Um, being happy matters, beinghappy matters a lot of people
(59:43):
are drowning and miserable tofind something that makes you
smile and takes you out of yourmisery not in the negative way,
but takes you out of that spot,takes you out of that darkness
you gotta appreciate, you gottahold on to and you gotta put
more time into it.
And I love, love, just being afucking psychopath.
I ain't even do a lot right now.
(01:00:03):
I was just talking my shit, man, because I got more stuff to
talk about today, so I want tojust get an episode out and talk
to you guys about my, my lifeand the things that have
happened and the things that Icontinue to do, because I really
love shooting this shit withabsolutely four people you know
(01:00:23):
before me.
But I love it and I challengeyou to look at something or find
something that you love andthat you just be like nah, fuck
it.
That's really what this is,dude, listen, that's all it is.
This is like.
I just decided I'm gonna startdoing more video and that's all
it was, because I love to talkmy shit.
Now I'm finna talk about someof these shows.
Not now, but I'm finna.
(01:00:45):
Do some clips.
Y'all get ready for that.
I'm finna talk about some ofthe shows that I watch.
Finna give breakdowns becauseI'm a movie nut, I'm a tv nut.
I got we're gonna go see theomen tonight.
It got 84 on rotten, on RottenTomatoes.
People, the Omen.
Now listen.
Hollywood will look you dead inyour face and tell you we about
(01:01:08):
to take your money because wedoing a remake.
They know how to get my dollar.
They know how to get my duckiesout of my pocket.
They know how to get my dollar.
They know how to get my duckiesout of my pocket.
They know how to scam Becauseeverything's a reboot,
everything's a remake or aprequel or sequel to something
that's already made.
But the Omen's got 84% onRotten Tea.
(01:01:30):
You know, shay got to go peethose peepers on it.
I got to go take a peep at it.
I got to go take a look at it.
I'll be doing you guys adisservice if I don't.
With that said, ladies andgentlemen, how did I do it?
Look at all that Gabby time Anhour.
(01:01:52):
Ladies and gentlemen, I am Well.
You know what Technically?
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I amThaddeus Shade.
This is Seasonable Clout.
I am the couch comedian.
I appreciate everybody forlistening.
You can find me on Instagram atThaddeus Shade.
You can find me on Facebook.
I'm on Facebook now.
I actually try to post there.
I used to talk, I talk shitabout Facebook.
All the time I've been tryingto post on Facebook, I don't be
on there.
You know I don't really be onthere.
(01:02:14):
If you don't understand whatI'm saying, I don't really be on
it, but I do try to be on.
I try to post on it.
Right?
I'm on Twitter at ThaddeusShade and I'm on the talk at
Thaddeus Shade.
I appreciate everybody forlistening.
Oh, you know, I got to gothrough my drops.
I didn't get to use none ofthese.
(01:02:35):
I was in a zone.
I was in a zone.
I was in a zone.
I didn't use none of these.
Damn it, peace.
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