May 7, 2025 • 39 mins
Ever wondered why celebrities always look so impossibly dewy and glowing? We're pulling back the curtain on the beauty routines of Hollywood's biggest stars to reveal what they actually do to maintain those camera-ready complexions.
From Nicole Kidman's CBD-infused facial oils to Gwyneth Paltrow's Ayurvedic tongue scraping rituals, we explore the full spectrum of celebrity skincare approaches—some surprisingly practical, others predictably extravagant. While many stars claim to use affordable drugstore products (we're looking at you, Nicole Kidman and your alleged Neutrogena habit), we can't help but question if there's more happening behind closed dermatologist doors than they're willing to admit.
The episode dives into Naomi Campbell's travel skincare routine, perfect for anyone who's experienced the horror of plane-induced dehydration. We explore Marisa Tomei's focus on facial exercise and lymphatic drainage that keeps her looking youthful well into her 60s. Victoria Beckham's stem cell serums and LED light treatments represent the high-tech approach, while Jennifer Lopez swears by the humble olive oil as her family beauty secret (alongside avoiding alcohol and caffeine, which honestly might be doing more heavy lifting than any serum).
What becomes clear is that while these celebrities might have access to the most expensive products and treatments on the market, many of their core practices—sun protection, proper hydration, consistent cleansing, and avoiding magnifying mirrors (thank you, Scarlett Johansson)—are things we all can incorporate into our routines. Whether you're working with a drugstore budget or ready to invest in "stem cell collagen activator duo serum" (whatever that is), there's something for everyone to take away from these A-list beauty habits.
Listen in and discover which celebrity skincare routine most resonates with your approach to beauty—or which makes you laugh the hardest at its absurdity. Your skin might not end up looking like you have "so much money," but you'll definitely gain some practical insights along the way.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Hey, welcome back to sex drugsand skincare.
I'm Nikki Davis.
I know I was looking off to theside a little bit.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I never know which way to welcome people back in,
you know, because it's likewhere are people coming from?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
That's true.
You might.
I don't know, Maybe you go intoyour camera, oh yeah, hey, like
where's that?
Where are people coming from?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
that's true, you might, I don't know, maybe you
go into your camera oh yeah, heycamera a no I was just saying
hey, oh, okay, okay, oh, I don'tknow, I haven't labeled them
yet.
Have you labeled your camera?
Do you?
Have you named your camera?
No, no, I don't think you'resupposed to as an actress.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Bad luck sorry, I just wanted to let you sit down
for a minute, um, so today, ohhi, I'm nikki davis.
I'm a licensed estheticianstand-up wait, I'm a stand-up
esthetician's licensed comedian.
I've been doing skincare for 25years.
I specialize mostly in naturalskincare and facial massage, but
(00:58):
I also I'm trying to continueto learn, and about new skincare
as it comes up, old skincare aswe're looking back.
We've done some episodes onthat, like on the 80 skincare
that got um, that got a lot ofviews, um, but so that's.
If you're tuning in and you'venever watched this episode,
that's what we're doing here,just skincare and comedy, pretty
(01:19):
much that's it.
Um, I try to provide theskincare and Sandro.
I try to comedy Sometimes.
I try to provide the skin careand sandro I try to comedy.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Sometimes I try to provide it, I try to make people
laugh, but once in a while it'snot, you know, not happening.
I feel like I was distracted,my mom's calling oh do you want
to take it?
Let's just say hi.
Can I just say hi, sure, okay,she's on up, yep well, I guess I
can call her after.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Okay, yeah, give her a call afterwards um so uh with
me as usual is my co-host, slashsherpa.
Slash set decorator.
Nice job, by the way.
Even though we we don't haveour orbs today, we didn't charge
them no, we left them.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Ironically.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
We left them out for the full moon, um, but there is
no full moon there's no, so wecan't bring them back until
there's a full moon, okay orwe'll just recharge them, or we
can just do that.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah, you plug them in, but we're good either way
how was uh, how was your day?
by the way, pretty good, justreal quick, all right, cool well
anyway, so sorry I lovelaughing at myself so much, it's
a good joke it was not even agood one I had nowhere to go
with it, so I'm glad I was Iliked it good I liked it.
That was good improv by the way, oh yeah, yeah, just cut you
off in the middle cut me off inthe middle, but then also then
(02:25):
to be like I love my, I love myjoke that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Make a note of that, all right.
So today we're going to talkabout celebrity skincare and
beauty regimens okay in caseyou've ever wondered what some
of these people do yeah, what dothese people do?
Right yeah like how do they,why do they always look so glowy
and dewy and and pulled and,yeah, tightened and?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
yeah, and like, just like fermented, you know,
marinated marinated yeah what dothey do to their skin to make
them look so, so, like they haveso much money?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
well, I looked up a bunch of them and uh, and I'm,
I'm gonna give you what they saythey do okay I now.
I would love to have an episodewhere we see what they are
actually doing in adermatologist's office.
Wink, wink oh yeah but in themeantime, uh, they all go see me
for facials.
(03:21):
So that is just write that downand I guess we're done right, I
think we're finished.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Also, um, but only if they're, if it's done.
Well, they see you for facialsright if it doesn't look good.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
They don't look good.
If it's mickey rourke, I don'ttake credit for him anymore no,
no, my man, that guy interestingyeah, can you imagine if that
was my facial client, mickeyrourke comes out of, comes out
of my room?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, They'd be like hey, what happened to that other
person who walked in there?
No, that's him.
The whole time he's beenwrestling with his face.
Yeah, nice, Nice.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
All right, so let's go through some yeah, let's do
it.
So the first one we have isNicole Kidman.
Let's see a picture of NicoleKidman.
One we have is nicole kidman.
Let's see a picture of nicolekidman.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
This is something new we're trying.
Oh okay, now it's kind of it'skind of pixelated because it's a
it's like a very it's a superold picture picture.
So it was actually.
I think it's a, I think it's, Ithink it's a monet, it's, uh,
it's just a bunch of dots, um,but you can tell on this picture
that this is nicole kidman butit looks like me yeah honestly,
when I had hair, that's kind ofwhat I look like.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
That's before she did anything to her face that she
claims that she didn't do Right.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
This is before she went high def.
Yes, exactly this is before shewent 4K.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, I was a lot blurrier back in the day, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
That's the thing.
When I used to walk up topeople, I would put Vaseline on
my own eyes so everybody lookedlike they were all like glowy
and everything it's really smart, it's really good, right you?
Know, every time I'm like, oh,that's.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Faye Dunaway.
You look amazing.
You look amazing.
It looks like she's in thedream sequence.
That's perfect, Faye Dunaway.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Vaseline on my eyes.
I love it.
So this is.
You can tell, this is NicoleCruz.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, kidman, let's see the actual, actual photo of
the next one.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
There she is.
This is high definition.
This is a little bit betteryeah.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
All right, so we'll just go over a few of the things
Nicole Kidman emphasizes a lotof sun protection.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
And since we are sisters, she's a foot taller
than me, but we do have thesimilar skin, and she can't be
out in the sun very long, norcan I, so that's a big part of
her, that, I believe.
I bet she just soaks her facein sunscreen and sunblock all
day long.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, you got to maintain, you know, healthy skin
.
You don't want to get anywrinkles.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, I mean it'd be nice to get a little bit of sun.
I think we're sort of figuringthat out like a little bit of
sun.
Well, it's important important.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I mean we need the sun to grow, that's, you know,
every flower out there is likeoh, I get too much sun, you know
, and sometimes they die.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
But for the most part , flowers need all the sun they
can get I feel like if the sunjust like were to go out,
there'd be a hundred thousandladies in beverly hills that
were like hallelujah yeah, yeahlike throwing their hats up in
the air yeah, and then until weall died.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
But yeah, yeah, it would look great all right.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
So what else she likes to, uh, hydrate her skin.
Obviously she's got that irish.
Is she irish?
Or so that was just for themovie, she's australian actually
I don't know what australia.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I'm not sure where lenny's from.
I'll do it.
Next time I see her I'll get apiece of her hair.
Yeah, I'll find out where she'sfrom yes, what do you say?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
he's brilliant australia.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Oh, she is, she's an Austie.
Okay, so she's basically.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
British.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
She's basically British yeah, right, because
that's where they all came from.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
They're all British crooks.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
No, they're convicts.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Convicts.
That's it, I'm sorry.
Yes, felons, come on.
Those are the ones that havebeen caught.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Let's not disparage.
She claims that routine shesays she uses some stuff from
Neutrogena.
I'm not sure if I'm buying thatone.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Well, it's not from Ultragena, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Neutra and Ultra Keep moving.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I did read something interesting.
This, I think, was in Voguemagazine, where she has
something for like a face oilwith CBD for inflammation that's
pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I think that's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah, I don't know if I've, uh, I've had oils for,
for CBD.
They're like inflammation.
I can't tell if it works or not, but boy, does it cost money.
Oh, for just the actual oil.
Yeah, just for the oil itself.
I mean, I guess it was.
I'm sure it cost money, likethat's how well it worked is
organically took money from myaccount, yeah, but it was uh, I
can't really tell what it does,you know most of the time.
(07:27):
Yeah, what was it for?
It was for knee pain, but now,looking back, it was I would
never do it again because it hademu oil in it and I was like I
don't want to emu, I don't wantto kill yeah I mean because when
you order one, you have toorder it and you have to watch
them kill people and then theyexcrete the oil.
No, I'm kidding, but you get topick your own emu, obviously,
but I don't want to do that everagain.
(07:48):
I don't know if it actually didanything, yeah, but you know,
emu or emu is.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
It's supposed to be really good for your skin, but I
don't want it either, just likeI don't really want beef tallow
lard on my face yeah, I'll takebeef tallow fries all over my
face, but I won't, but I willnot eat them um.
So she also uses a lot of zincoxide products, which makes
sense um and when you have afair skin like that, you can
actually put that kind of sunprotection on and it doesn't
make you look all chalky.
(08:13):
Um, she drinks a lot of water.
Um, she uses a things withpeptides.
Uh, let's see, we talked aboutthe retinol and yeah, I, I'm
really kind of interesting,interested to see what the cbd
oil is she's talking about butthat's like all over her face,
or like when she goes out in thesun for inflammation.
(08:34):
I think it's just yeah, I thinkit's probably for like a serum
okay is what it was saying.
And then also hyaluronic acid,serums, peptides, chamomile,
sandalwood, hemp, irish mossirish moss I love irish moss.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Irish moss is that like one.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Where you like, cut it with Acetic acid, serums,
peptides, chamomile, sandalwood,hemp, irish moss, irish moss.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I love Irish moss, irish moss.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Is that like one where you cut it with?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
like the yeah with a knife yeah, yes, so yeah, I
sharpen my knife with this Irishbar.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
So I think we've gotten enough on Nicole Kidman
for one day.
Let's go to who's that.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Naomi Campbell yes.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Naomi Campbell who's that?
Naomi Campbell?
Yes, naomi Campbell, I love hersoup it's really good.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
I don't know Too much sodium, but some people like it
.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yeah, I was trying to think what's the name of that
band?
It would have been a lotfunnier if I had to ask you the
Judds.
I loved her in the Judds ohNaomi.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah, that is her.
Yeah, oh my god, what a, what atalented woman yeah, we can.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
We can edit that, so it just goes right to the
punchline, right?
Oh yeah, in the teaser I willin the teaser for the long
episode nope here we go so, uh,she uses a cleansing cream,
following by a bit of liquidsoap that seems very drying yeah
um Vitamin C serum and rose oilto her face.
Okay, rose oil is very hydrating.
(09:48):
Vitamin C is protective.
It can take away some of thepigmentation.
She uses vitamin E oil and itsays that she uses it in an
upward motion to keep.
Why would an upward motion keepyour skin dewy?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I think it's water goes upward.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I I don't know I have no idea, maybe I'm just reading
it wrong.
I got these from vogue um it'sokay all right it's a travel
routine and we're gonna do anepisode on travel skincare.
Okay, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah, when I fly in the plane, dry skin oh.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Oh, all this Instantly dry skin.
It's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
The atmosphere out there is terrible for skin.
That's why they rarely do photoshoots in the middle of the sky
.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Because of the skin.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Especially on planes.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Yeah, and then you don't want to ask for the
convertible.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
No, you can't do that because your hair is blown in
the wind.
Plus, if you're bald, then thesun's right there.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
It's right on you.
Yeah, you're closer to the sun.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, bad ideas, we'll figure something out.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
So now she uses something that we talked about a
little bit I think we talkedabout it with the Hiba botanical
people the micellar water.
I know that they sent me somefor free.
I don't sponsor them, but it'sthe cleansing pads you can, you
(11:11):
know, with with them.
They just put the, the micellarwater on a pad.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
But you know you can buy them already pre-soaked.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
It's basically a cleanser, okay, um without using
soap.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Gotcha, I'm not.
She's doing a lot of cleansing,yeah, a lot of cleansing.
Maybe she's strippingeverything and then then filling
back in or something.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Maybe that's rebuilding yeah yeah, and then
she uses a lot of face mist.
Sorry, I lost my notes here.
What?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
happened face mists?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
yes, nice um do something while I find my place
yeah, so, uh, face mists.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
All right, you passed it.
Face mists, uh are I mean, well, if you, if you, if you, if you
don't get it the first time,it's a face mist.
So that's how you basically doit.
And the irish moss is somethingwe were talking about.
Naomi campbell, and here we gookay, yeah, yeah, yeah you
missed it again.
What are you doing?
Go back, oh, stop.
Yeah, that's, that's the nextone.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Oh, gosh, okay, all right.
Well, basically, there's a lotof soap involved with naomi
campbell, apparently, um, butthen she replenishes with facial
mists, eye masks during flights.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Which is another thing.
We'll talk about Some of thoselittle silicone.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Oh, right over here, mm-hmm, nice.
I always thought they lookedlike little bras for your cheeks
.
Just keep your.
You know, ladies, you know,keep up.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yeah, I can see that it also looks like leeches.
Oh yeah, Is that?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
what it's supposed to be.
It's supposed to be, it'ssupposed to be like kind of
drying to keep.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
No, it's actually supposed to be locking in the
moisture.
Locking in moisture, yeah,hydrating.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
That makes sense.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
All right, so here's another one, marissa Tomei.
Look at her, isn't she so cute?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
That's a picture of her.
That's the highest resolutionphoto we could find of.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Uh, they just don't make them no, like that well,
just trust that she looks reallygood in person yeah um, I
brought her up because you knowshe does have a lot of things
she's.
She's very into, like you know,uh, exercise, health, yoga,
things like that.
Um, she's into a lot of morenatural things.
Um, there's something thatshe's into called homeoplasmin
(13:05):
or a.
French homeopathic ointment forlip hydration.
So check that out and if youuse it, put it in the comments,
let me know.
For her body she'll use likeshea butter, she claims-.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
No margarine.
What is that?
No margarine, no margarine.
No, just the butter.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah, I can't believe it's-.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Not margarine.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Right.
And then for facial massage.
The reason why I brought it up,because she does a lot of
facial, um, lymphatic drainage.
I don't know if she goes toanybody specifically.
I would like to work on herpersonally, but she also does
facial exercise and I've beenreading about that for her for
years, which is, I think, a lotof how.
I mean she's older than me,she's like in her 60s, I think
(13:45):
she's like 62, she looks prettydarn good yeah, she's probably
just like you know what was thatconstantly?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I didn't say like this.
I said, like you know, likethis, like she's beating her
face up, you know, and keepingit plump, or whatever.
I don't know.
What I should have just saidwas.
What I should have just saidwas I'm filling time oh, okay,
but I didn't want to say that.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Okay.
So she does a lot ofsupplements, nutrients, shakes.
She does nutrients too.
Nutrients, she does nutrients.
Whoa man, what the hell Can westart over?
She takes chlorella, which isreally good for your system, the
green stuff.
You know what I mean.
It's like chlorophyll basically.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Let's do another one after this, called Celebrity
Bowel Movements.
Oh, yeah, because they eat allthis stuff.
We have to be like what youknow what I mean.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Like what's her poop look like I want you to be the
one to find out.
Yeah, we'll find out.
We'll talk about it later.
Okay, she does Pilatesresistance training, so this is
more for her body.
But the main thing that Iwanted to emphasize is that, um,
(14:57):
she does a lot of her lymphaticdrainage and she also does, um,
dry brushing to stimulate thelymph.
We did an episode on that whenyou weren't here one time.
Dry brush yeah, we're.
Uh, jessica michelle, me andrachel wolfson were all wearing
like pajamas or shorts orsomething.
Then we were just like drybrushing our bodies.
Oh, wow.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah, that sounds very like relaxing and like kind
of yeah, next one victoriabeckham okay, yep posh spice.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
That's not her real first name, by the way posh is
not her name.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Spice also not, not a family name you don't call her
miss spice on set no, no, butbut if she was somewhere,
someplace, that was mine, I gothat's, that's, that's miss
spice.
Huh, that's my space, my space,oh my god, these are terrible
jokes.
Why don't you get them?
Speaker 1 (15:37):
that's the teaser um.
I love the 90s lip liner, bythe way, really cool.
So this is obviously a very umrecent photo that I that I chose
?
Um, she probably she's.
I have a feeling.
She spends a lot of money onher skin care.
She uses rich creams.
She didn't say which ones.
But she says her skin time atnight is she cleanses her skin,
(16:01):
she applies, and people are sofickle, honestly, like she could
have changed this 10 secondsafter she did the interview.
Sarah Chapman Stem CellCollagen Activator Duo Serum Wow
, you want to try and say thatone again, sarah chapman, stem
cell collagen activator duoserum.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
That's just too long of a name yeah, the old
s-c-c-c-c-a-d-s.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I want to just just say that from the beginning.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
She uses that during travel apparently okay, good, oh
good, oh yeah, the old.
Oh, you know when you're onyour plane and you just put stem
cells on your face.
So relatable.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Super relatable.
She also does LED lighttreatments, which you know.
I have an LED light, but sheprobably does like the whole,
like body ones.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Oh yeah, yeah, Because they have them where you
can lay in them.
Was it like a tanning bed, butit's just LED you can lay in
them.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Was it like a?
Like a tanning bed?
But it's just led?
Yeah, and one of my clients wastelling me there's a tanning
salon not far from here thatactually has one of the led beds
, so they don't even advertiseit on the outside and you can
lay in it oh wow, I might be uh,I might be doing that.
She does some dermaplaning, uh,and we did that one on the show
with uh, with stacia, when weshaved her face.
That's what dermaaplaning is.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Gotcha.
Oh yeah okay, it's not likesanding wood down or anything
like that, right.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Well, I mean, that's kind of the idea, because it's a
razor, so it's like shaving off.
So planing is definitely thesame thing as planing yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
And simple.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
That's it, we're done .
Yeah, planing simpl, simple.
Yeah, next up we have GwynethPaltrow.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Okay, there we go, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
I like to just comment on the photo she looks
like.
I don't want to comment on it.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
We never did find out what she was looking at or
smelling.
We did research yeah, Somebodyfarted, I think.
And she's just like Act natural, she's trying to wonder.
And she just like act natural,she's trying to wonder who
farted.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
It's just a very I don't know.
Maybe someone directed her todo that picture.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Well, this picture here.
I think it might be a little,maybe easier.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Did I go too?
Okay, now, there we go.
See, that's a little more likewhat I'm used to seeing with her
.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
If you want, we can actually get in like this.
It might be easier to see.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yes, you're really good.
Yeah, so, babe, this is reallygood.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Yeah, thank you, it's like you'll notice here, that's
, that's the money right there,yeah yeah, we see a little
crow's feet so did you know thather father was also an actor
and her mother was an actress?
Yes, and her entire family isan entertainment.
Did you know that?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
um, yeah, okay, did you know that she's related to
maya?
Uh, rudolph, I think I sayangelo yeah, no, no, is she
really?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
I think they're like cousins.
Okay, know that she's relatedto Maya Rudolph.
I thought you were going to sayAngelou.
Yeah, no, no is she related?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I think they're like cousins or something.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yeah, she's been around for a long time.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Yeah, and then also she's related to the girl from
WeWork, that's right.
Remember Rebecca Newman, yeahshe kept referencing her in the
movie.
She's a paltrow, she's a palt.
I'm sorry, gwyneth can make ittoday.
Yeah, that's what I say anytimeI go anywhere.
I think you should.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Yeah, you're like who You're like exactly.
Don't bring it up, yeah exactlyso.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
She does a lot of Ayurvedic oil pulling and tongue
scraping.
I believe that Tongue scrapingis good just to get the bacteria
obviously off your tongue andit does create fresher breath,
but it I mean, have you everscraped your tongue and look to
see like what's on the scraper?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
yeah it just, it just looks like um it's making my
mouth feel gross just thinkingabout it yeah, stuff or whatever
sometimes, sometimes brown okayit's because you drink a lot of
coffee and drink a lot ofcoffee I use when I smoke
cigarettes.
After I was done smoking, I'dput them out of my tongue.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
The tar was there and thank god you had the scraper
yeah and so she does oil pullingtoo, which is, um, it's a very
healthy thing.
I've had it, I it's such a hardword I you've ayurvedic oil
pulling.
Um, I'm assuming she's doing itin her mouth, but a lot of
people will use coconut oil orother oils in their mouth to
actually to draw out some of theum, the toxins uh, sometimes
(19:58):
metal, toxic metals that are inyour body.
You can pull them out, um, yeah, it's supposed to be really
good for your teeth.
Uh, she uses a vitamin c serumwhich she probably sells on her
website.
I'm assuming pretty much allthe stuff that she's going to
use this would be on her websitewhat is her?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
what is her brand?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
it's called poop poop right, no, yeah, poop, yeah.
No, it's goop hoop, it's goopgoop for real poop.
No, all right yeah, so I wastrying to be funny and it didn't
work.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
No, it's poop yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yeah, go on poopcom and tell us in the comments what
you find on poopcom.
Yeah, all right.
Her evening routine is shecleanses her face.
Oh, I knew it, I knew it.
God, I love you.
I knew it.
She uses a light nourishingcream on her face.
She exfoliates maybe a fewtimes a week and you know a lot
(20:54):
of hydration, exercise and abalanced diet, which I'm sure if
you go on her um website she'lltalk all about all the things
she makes for herself yeah,she's not gonna say she goes on
like you know, like these, likesouth american, like diarrhea
diets, where, like you, justpoop yourself and everything
just comes out of your body.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
She's gonna be like no, I have a well-balanced diet.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
I want to go on one of those.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Yeah, with diuretics, diuretics, oh, that's uh,
elrond hubbard, right they'reright, yeah, exactly that's the
one that's just like yeah theywere after everyone's pee, I
want your body fluid, all rightnext up jennifer lopez jello
here she is.
She's actually looking at aCarl's Jr menu right now and she
just can't figure out what shewants to order.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
That's why I picked that one.
I'm never too full for JLo.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
No, nice Thanks.
Yeah, I just hit the microphone, but it was worth it.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
But you got to make that face, though.
Like am I doing it?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Kind of.
I mean, she's been directed todo that, that's just like.
It's like you're about to saysomething but you're not, or
you're about to take a a drinkof invisible beverage.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
It's like do you know that the olsen twins, what they
say when they take pictures?
They say to make their lipslook the way that they go prune,
really, yes, and then prune.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Interesting I heard that deniro says cheese on every
photo he does really cheese andmark ruffalo puts his fingers
in his mouth to keep his teethopen, or something like that.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
No, I don't know.
Oh, because it's a thing I justread about.
You put your finger in betweenyour teeth and then you pause,
like that yeah yeah becausepeople don't know how, how open
to open their mouth.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Because if you don't put, your finger, you're going
like no dude.
I always open my mouth too wide.
I never have like.
I need something to base it on.
I need, like you know, I need aconstant.
How about?
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Just one finger.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yeah, somebody's like .
That probably happened whensomebody was like hey, smile.
And they're like no, come on,smile.
And they're like shut up, theytook their finger out.
They're like dude, I lookamazing.
Yeah, thank god you shoved yourfinger in my mouth after you
scratched your ass.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
It, uh, I think it elongates your, your face, your
chin.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
It helps to like you know, everything that you do in
front of the camera is just alie, absolutely just to make it
then we spent 15 minutes tryingto make me look not old before
we started today, when we get to, and then what we do we should.
Then we get together at partiesor in social situations.
We have to walk around and havephotos of ourselves, how we
really want to look and be like,and you talk to you go to the
person they have exchange.
Then you have a conversation andyou can be like you know cause
(23:20):
in person.
We're disgusting.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
We could, which is where baseball has to have our
photo of what we look like onthe internet, on our phone.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Oh, that's yeah because then people like um oh,
hey, what's up?
Yeah, they have to look at apicture of you, how you look
when you're you know naturalyeah to get to.
Yeah, we'll get thereeventually, people, as long as
people are just themselvesthat's fine.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
In hollywood, everyone's just themselves.
Um, all right, so j-lo has herown skincare line, apparently.
Um, I don't know what it'scalled.
It's called j-lo beauty, Ithink oh, there it is, j-lo
beauty yes like she thoughtoutside the box, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Yeah, that's very unique I, like you, take a risk
hey.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Well, you're gonna remember it, that's for sure
absolutely um.
So she uses a gel, cream,cleanser and some sheet masks.
You know we do the korean sheetmasks.
Those are good.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
So she must have her own.
I'll have to check it out.
When you said sheet masks, Ithought of sheet pans.
I was just like cookies andcake.
So go ahead.
That sounds good.
So she uses sheet masks and gelcream.
What's a gel cream cleanser?
It just turns into cream.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
That's a great question that I don't know the
answer to.
Maybe it starts off as a geland then it turns into a
creaminess to it.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Like a shaving cream.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Right, exactly like a creaminess to it, like a
shaving cream, like all right,exactly how it like turns, yeah
it does?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
it turns from gel to like a more frothy thing.
Yeah, that's like jesus turnedwater to wine, but he could
never turn gel into foam youknow, into like cream, and
that's pretty, pretty cool.
We've come a long way.
How do you be, you?
What do you mean, I don't know.
I just I wake up in the morningand I just try to talk enough
that the time goes by so I cango to sleep and eventually it
happens.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Okay, she gets facials from a celebrity
esthetician, tosca Husted.
So, tosca, if you're out there,props.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yeah, that's a cool name.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yeah, props.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
No, tosca, oh Tosca yeah.
But she does facial massage,see see everybody's finally
getting what I'm doing finally,25 years later, saying it for 25
years.
I've been doing this for 25years I have that's what I've
been saying for 25 years yeah,not what I actually do.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Yeah, but you, that's now, now you have been, now you
created it.
I did not create it, but yes,well, I'm saying you created,
having done it for 25 years,because you've always been
saying, you've been you createdit.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
I did not create it.
But yes, well, I'm saying youcreated, having done it for 25
years, because you've alwaysbeen saying you've been doing it
for 25 years.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Right, I'm going to trademark, just saying I've been
doing it for 25 years.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
You manifested it.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yeah, oh, I see what you're saying, but I don't care.
She does light therapy, whichwe talked about, and she does a
little bit of microcurrent zappythings.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
That sort of um stimulates muscle.
Oh okay, you know I don't haveone of those.
But what do you some of themfight for, like muscle repair or
whatever, to stimulate, yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
exactly, yeah, all right, um, let's see, she uh
uses a lot of olive oil.
Um, I believe in her skincare.
Oh yes, she claims that that isa family beauty secret oh
interesting, olive oil, oliveoil.
Okay.
Um, she likes to, you know,maintain her sleep schedule,
which I'm really really tryingso hard.
(26:18):
As you can tell, today is notthe result of a great sleep.
Um, who can tell?
Is it obvious, don't you?
Don't I look and feel kind oftired today?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
no, I mean you look fine, I mean I think you know a
little.
Don't assume that people carethat much about you that they
would be actually payingattention to what you look like
today, so you don't have to giveanything away thank you.
Yeah, um, but she avoidsalcohol and caffeine okay um
which I don't like to drinkalcohol is one of the worst
things for your skin.
Yeah, yeah, it just turns tosugar, just turns to sugar.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Sugar just turns to sleepy time just glycation, and
then everything just gets allcrackly it basically cooks your
skin.
Yeah, kind of yeah um, and shedoes a lot of green vegetables,
which is something we need toput in our diet more not just
avocados right, yeah yeah, we'llget some yellow vegetables too
(27:09):
and stuff like that, justdifferent ones what?
What's a yellow vegetable?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
gourd uh okay maybe, uh, something else, I'm a little
gourd.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
All right, let's go on to uh beyonce, yeah infinity
and beyonce, there we go I'msorry, but I just see a lot of
pictures with beyonce where hershe's beautiful, she's stunning
but like her eyes for somereason don't match the
expression and the eyes are notmatching the expression below
(27:41):
the eyes she's probably unhappy.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Right, she's probably an unhappy person and I don't
know anything about her.
I haven't talked to her in along time, but she looks.
She might be unhappy.
She might be just.
You know this.
Might this might have been likeright at the end of a bowel
movement and they cut her facebecause she looks like she's
like you know yeah so I mean,you can see like right over here
see, yeah, yeah.
Other than that, I love thedress.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I think the microphone is good quality you
can tell by just looking at itin the picture.
Yeah, it's nice, okay, um, herhair looks fantastic yep, hair's
fantastic.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
She was great in austin power's movie oh, so good
, yeah, so convincing yeah, Ibelieve she was in the movie
yeah, I totally bought that.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Um, she stays out of the sun that's good, really good
.
It's very important um, evenafrican-american skins?
Um can also be damaged by thesun.
And then a lot in.
You know in other ways too thatwe don't even get like the
little, like the um, like thepigmentation and things like
that.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Um yeah, the sun after anybody, you know, just
stay out of the sun yeah, yeah,for the most part, for the most
part, yeah, your face you wantto keep your face?
Yeah, keep your face.
You can suntan your butthole.
They say you should do that.
Actually, that's what they say.
But who is they?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Producer mark is raising his hand you're supposed
to get vitamin a into your anus?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
I don't know I've also I think it was a gwyneth
paltrow that mentioned thatgetting sunshine inside your
beach.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
It sounds like something, something she would
say right, okay, yeah, probablyyeah sounds fun.
Yeah, it sounds like you haveto have your own backyard it
sounds like you have to be ableto.
It sounds like you can't, youcan sun on your balcony if you
have enough room that's true atthe top of the high-rise
building.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
She's in new york, no yeah hey, I'm sunning my
butthole today.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
They're like oh, we won't go outside for between
this hour and this yeah, closethe blinds, yeah give them, like
you know, cable hours.
Like I'll be there between noonand 5 pm.
You know I might be sunningbetween noon and five on my anus
yeah, anytime between then,yeah, but don't burn um she uses
a lot of serums.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Yes, uh, she emphasizes what she puts into
her body, which is, um, just,you know, holistic stuff.
She wasn't very specific when,uh, she was asked in this
interview.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Well, I didn't want to ask her that much specific
questions.
Okay, well, that's perfect.
Unbelievable.
Okay, you know, I interviewedher right huh, you know I
interviewed her for this podcastdid you?
Speaker 1 (29:56):
yeah, well, yeah, you were supposed to well, she
didn't take my phone call okay,um.
Next one is chrissy teigen.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
All right, I don't know who this person is you know
what?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
I'm not really exactly sure what chrissy teigen
is famous for, other than beingmarried to John Legend, I think
yes, I believe she's married toJohn Legend.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
She got into a little heap of trouble.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
She was like making fun of somebody um on one of the
social medias and uh oh, aboutbeing fat or something like that
.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Yeah, I remember that that was nice of her, yeah,
that was sweet.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
But I mean, hey, everybody's, everybody acts
childish sometimes, you knowyeah, you just don't want to do
it like when you're super famouson Instagram.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Right yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
It was kind of mean, anyways, yeah it was mean.
Morning routine is she callseverybody she knows and tells
them how ugly they are.
Yeah, she cleans her face, ohyeah unbelievable dude.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
It's like how stereotypical right.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
I know person to clean their face god, I mean
yeah so predictable?
Speaker 2 (30:55):
yeah, so predictable exactly she exfoliates.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
I was waiting for a reaction on that one.
No, no, I believe that she usesserums.
I mean, this is pretty basicstuff.
She applies sunscreen, um, anduses a face mist and a lip balm
and uh, you know I've been usingthat um the uh hydrogen water,
that um that dr uh jen yeah,tabiza gave us.
Yeah, yeah, my clients havebeen loving it, oh very nice,
this little face mist.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yeah, it's a nice.
Uh, it feels very refreshing,very cooling, very hydrogen,
hydrogenating yeah,hydrogenating all right, no
hydrogen, yeah, waterhydrogenating, not hydrogenating
yeah if you did hydrogenHydrogen, yeah.
Water Hydrogenating, nothydrogenating, yeah.
At least if you did that, youcould just put a Twinkie on your
face or something.
Make it hydrogenating.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yeah, yeah, I brought that thing up on stage,
remember.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
A.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Twinkie.
No, oh, I just don't know ifyou could really see it.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
I remember it you need a bigger mister.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Yeah, bigger mister uh, key products that she used.
I'm sorry, I feel like I cutyou off, but shanny darden's
retinol okay and then it'schristopher darden's uh cousin,
I think, from the oj trial.
That's right, look her up yeah,uh, and then also post baby
routine.
She keeps her skincare verysimple and easy.
Good, and that's pretty much itthat was a very big uh, she's
(32:07):
also known for her headbands.
By the way, headband of the Day,that was a John Mayer thing
that he used to do.
Oh, okay, Headband of the Day,and it was Chrissy Teigen's
Headband of the.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Day she had all different headbands.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yeah, that's nice.
All right, we have our finalone.
Okay, she is oh, she's lookingso good in that picture.
She looks like ryan reynolds inthis picture if you look at her
close.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I can see that she is looking at
ryan reynolds, but what's funnyis that they did this for the
photo.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
They're actually five feet apart, but they're angled
and they like just cheat youreye line.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
And then they like they had a conversation like
this for the entire show I betthey did just like we're doing
right now yeah, they have noidea that I'm actually in the
car.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
I'm actually looking in the corner.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Right.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Yeah, yours was funnier.
Scarlett Johansson in thatpicture looks a lot like my
sister, by the way.
Oh yeah, and if you're mysister, comment in the chat
Mm-hmm.
So she has her own skincareline as well.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Okay, yeah, good, good, finally a celebrity's
doing that.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
She's the founder of outset is the name of her brand.
Okay, uh, it caters tosensitive and acne prone skin,
that's nice yeah, I know I'veseen that she's.
Maybe she's had a little acnein her oh, in her life, in her
life, okay.
Yeah, that's pretty cool I wasgonna do cameron diaz for that
reason too, but I just didn'tget around to it you know, we
all, we all try as much as wecan what we can do, yeah,
(33:30):
sometimes.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Cameron Diaz I haven't talked to her in years,
I just don't call her back.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
You know, yeah, yeah, you just don't call her back.
No, no, I'm busy, she'sprobably livid.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Well, yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
That's a good improv bite too Well you know by it,
too well you know.
All right, she cleanses herface, she uses a serum, she uses
a daily moisturizer, she usessunscreen facial oil which I'm
getting more into the oilslately and lip balm, uh, and her
skincare philosophy, you, you,lip balm as needed it's not like
three times a day, you know,like after a meal I put it on
(34:05):
whether I need it or not all daylong if you don't think you
need it, you need it.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
It's like water.
If you think you're drinkingenough, drown yourself.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Put your head underwater wash all the
electrolytes out of your body.
Um, her philosophy is forsimple, consistent skincare
routine and um she, oh, sheinvites, advises the people, and
this is.
I would like to advise this aswell don't pick at, at your skin
, don't use magnifying mirrors.
That's the thing.
You know what?
I'm glad somebody said thatMagnifying mirrors are the devil
(34:33):
.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Don't do it.
Why would you do that toyourself?
Speaker 1 (34:36):
You don't need to see the size of your pores ever.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Also, just in case somebody you happen to be dating
somebody and you guys havemagnifying glasses between each
other for some reason, Like noone's going to look at your skin
at that level.
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Oh, you want to.
Oh right, you want to prepareyourself, yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
And looking at that level, you're not going to be
able to do.
You know, just look at yourskin, just look skin deep.
You don't have to go anyfurther.
Well, you know, I can tell.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Yeah I'm sure I've done a couple of episodes here
where I've had some pretty scarymakeup on yeah one's like your
memory smile.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
One time was like this big no, was it okay well,
that's pretty much it okay, yeahso um yeah, it's very, very
interesting, very umenlightening I didn't realize
that uh, what enlightened youabout this today?
Speaker 1 (35:33):
that?
Speaker 2 (35:34):
every, every one of these uh celebrities cleanses
their faces isn't that.
So everyone cleanses their face?
Yeah, and I had no idea that itwas such a popular thing
cleansing, cleansing.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Well, you've done.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
You don't wash your face I don't wash my face ever.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
I just go in the shower and put water and I'm
done yeah I don't ever wash youactually put water on your face
mark does the same thing.
Yeah, yeah, well, I don't washmy face.
It looks good.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
So I just kind of go with whatever's.
If I, if I wash it, it dries itout completely.
Yeah, absolutely.
And I put stuff on it.
Um, I also don't shave, I justuse the trimmer.
Yeah, because it's sensitive onmy skin as well.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
I try not to do anything, you know, at all At
all Good job I can help you.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Well, I think you're doing a good job.
Thank, you and when you startto look like crap, I will let
you know, so we can start.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Good, I'm glad you said when and not if.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Sometimes said when and not if.
Sometimes in life you just gotto be positive.
No, it's when.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, you're in the sun a lot.
Yeah, so what?
You're italian, you're in thesun.
You wouldn't think that it'sgoing to cause you damage, but
it does.
You know.
You got to protect the moneymaker.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
I will, yeah, I will, because I don't plan on working
.
In 10 years I'm going to be anass model next couple years?
Speaker 1 (36:45):
yeah, there's no sun damage on your asshole?
Speaker 2 (36:48):
No, there isn't.
There isn't.
I have a.
You know, I put a vitamin Aserum.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
A vitamin A serum.
That would be like a retinol.
No, I don't do that.
Yeah, that would not be good.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
But let's, I think we can wrap up this episode.
Yes, please.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
And.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
I think I'm so excited no, no, I'm excited too.
We can wrap up this episode,but I think we learned a lot
today and I think maybe we can.
It's a little cliffhanger.
Let's find out.
Let's talk about assholes nextweek.
Let's just, you know, we do itnow.
Then where are we gonna go?
Speaker 1 (37:18):
that's right there's no way to rush it there's like a
lot to get to alright, so I'mcool.
Leave the picture.
You can gather the photos ofthe having a hard time talking
today.
There's a lot of assholes in myfamily album, my family photos.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
A lot of my family members are assholes.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
No, I'm just kidding, not everyone, just a few.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
I think we're good.
I think we're good too.
That was a good episode, allright.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Where can I find you?
Speaker 2 (37:46):
You can find me at notsandro.
I don't even All right.
Well, where can I find you?
You can find me at NotSandro.
Wait, no, sandro, notsandra.
I don't even know my own name.
That's how.
Why he doesn't.
Sandra, sandro, notsandra.
On all the things that I'm on,you figure out which one I'm on.
I'm not going to tell you.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Sandro NotSandra.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
And the yeah and uh and the guido and the guido
check it out?
Yeah, check it out.
Uh, if you find one, you'llfind the other.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
And uh, good luck.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Yeah, where can people find you, nikki?
Speaker 1 (38:14):
uh nikki davis jr on instagram okay, the sex, drugs
and skincare podcast.
I uh on tiktok, right, I postsometimes there uh the youtube
channel for the sex, drugs andskincare podcast okay, that's
good to know that's pretty muchI'm really willing to share at
this point.
Oh, the funny facial, which isactually my skincare website, if
you're interested and you everwant to get in touch with me
(38:37):
about possibly having atreatment, that's probably the
best place to go through it.
Very cool.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
I dig it Well.
Thank you so much for stoppingby.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Hey, it's really great to see you.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
This boat just walk off, yeah it was really, really
fun and yeah, let's I gotta.
Before we get a parking ticket,let's do it.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Yeah, nice to work with you.
Hey, it was nice working withyou too.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Aw, I really gotta move my hands around so we can
do this.
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I'm Nikki Davis.
I know I was looking off to theside a little bit.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I never know which way to welcome people back in,
you know, because it's likewhere are people coming from?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
That's true.
You might.
I don't know, Maybe you go intoyour camera, oh yeah, hey, like
where's that?
Where are people coming from?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
that's true, you might, I don't know, maybe you
go into your camera oh yeah, heycamera a no I was just saying
hey, oh, okay, okay, oh, I don'tknow, I haven't labeled them
yet.
Have you labeled your camera?
Do you?
Have you named your camera?
No, no, I don't think you'resupposed to as an actress.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Bad luck sorry, I just wanted to let you sit down
for a minute, um, so today, ohhi, I'm nikki davis.
I'm a licensed estheticianstand-up wait, I'm a stand-up
esthetician's licensed comedian.
I've been doing skincare for 25years.
I specialize mostly in naturalskincare and facial massage, but
(00:58):
I also I'm trying to continueto learn, and about new skincare
as it comes up, old skincare aswe're looking back.
We've done some episodes onthat, like on the 80 skincare
that got um, that got a lot ofviews, um, but so that's.
If you're tuning in and you'venever watched this episode,
that's what we're doing here,just skincare and comedy, pretty
(01:19):
much that's it.
Um, I try to provide theskincare and Sandro.
I try to comedy Sometimes.
I try to provide the skin careand sandro I try to comedy.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Sometimes I try to provide it, I try to make people
laugh, but once in a while it'snot, you know, not happening.
I feel like I was distracted,my mom's calling oh do you want
to take it?
Let's just say hi.
Can I just say hi, sure, okay,she's on up, yep well, I guess I
can call her after.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Okay, yeah, give her a call afterwards um so uh with
me as usual is my co-host, slashsherpa.
Slash set decorator.
Nice job, by the way.
Even though we we don't haveour orbs today, we didn't charge
them no, we left them.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Ironically.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
We left them out for the full moon, um, but there is
no full moon there's no, so wecan't bring them back until
there's a full moon, okay orwe'll just recharge them, or we
can just do that.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah, you plug them in, but we're good either way
how was uh, how was your day?
by the way, pretty good, justreal quick, all right, cool well
anyway, so sorry I lovelaughing at myself so much, it's
a good joke it was not even agood one I had nowhere to go
with it, so I'm glad I was Iliked it good I liked it.
That was good improv by the way, oh yeah, yeah, just cut you
off in the middle cut me off inthe middle, but then also then
(02:25):
to be like I love my, I love myjoke that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Make a note of that, all right.
So today we're going to talkabout celebrity skincare and
beauty regimens okay in caseyou've ever wondered what some
of these people do yeah, what dothese people do?
Right yeah like how do they,why do they always look so glowy
and dewy and and pulled and,yeah, tightened and?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
yeah, and like, just like fermented, you know,
marinated marinated yeah what dothey do to their skin to make
them look so, so, like they haveso much money?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
well, I looked up a bunch of them and uh, and I'm,
I'm gonna give you what they saythey do okay I now.
I would love to have an episodewhere we see what they are
actually doing in adermatologist's office.
Wink, wink oh yeah but in themeantime, uh, they all go see me
for facials.
(03:21):
So that is just write that downand I guess we're done right, I
think we're finished.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Also, um, but only if they're, if it's done.
Well, they see you for facialsright if it doesn't look good.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
They don't look good.
If it's mickey rourke, I don'ttake credit for him anymore no,
no, my man, that guy interestingyeah, can you imagine if that
was my facial client, mickeyrourke comes out of, comes out
of my room?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, They'd be like hey, what happened to that other
person who walked in there?
No, that's him.
The whole time he's beenwrestling with his face.
Yeah, nice, Nice.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
All right, so let's go through some yeah, let's do
it.
So the first one we have isNicole Kidman.
Let's see a picture of NicoleKidman.
One we have is nicole kidman.
Let's see a picture of nicolekidman.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
This is something new we're trying.
Oh okay, now it's kind of it'skind of pixelated because it's a
it's like a very it's a superold picture picture.
So it was actually.
I think it's a, I think it's, Ithink it's a monet, it's, uh,
it's just a bunch of dots, um,but you can tell on this picture
that this is nicole kidman butit looks like me yeah honestly,
when I had hair, that's kind ofwhat I look like.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
That's before she did anything to her face that she
claims that she didn't do Right.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
This is before she went high def.
Yes, exactly this is before shewent 4K.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, I was a lot blurrier back in the day, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
That's the thing.
When I used to walk up topeople, I would put Vaseline on
my own eyes so everybody lookedlike they were all like glowy
and everything it's really smart, it's really good, right you?
Know, every time I'm like, oh,that's.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Faye Dunaway.
You look amazing.
You look amazing.
It looks like she's in thedream sequence.
That's perfect, Faye Dunaway.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Vaseline on my eyes.
I love it.
So this is.
You can tell, this is NicoleCruz.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, kidman, let's see the actual, actual photo of
the next one.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
There she is.
This is high definition.
This is a little bit betteryeah.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
All right, so we'll just go over a few of the things
Nicole Kidman emphasizes a lotof sun protection.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
And since we are sisters, she's a foot taller
than me, but we do have thesimilar skin, and she can't be
out in the sun very long, norcan I, so that's a big part of
her, that, I believe.
I bet she just soaks her facein sunscreen and sunblock all
day long.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, you got to maintain, you know, healthy skin
.
You don't want to get anywrinkles.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, I mean it'd be nice to get a little bit of sun.
I think we're sort of figuringthat out like a little bit of
sun.
Well, it's important important.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I mean we need the sun to grow, that's, you know,
every flower out there is likeoh, I get too much sun, you know
, and sometimes they die.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
But for the most part , flowers need all the sun they
can get I feel like if the sunjust like were to go out,
there'd be a hundred thousandladies in beverly hills that
were like hallelujah yeah, yeahlike throwing their hats up in
the air yeah, and then until weall died.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
But yeah, yeah, it would look great all right.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
So what else she likes to, uh, hydrate her skin.
Obviously she's got that irish.
Is she irish?
Or so that was just for themovie, she's australian actually
I don't know what australia.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I'm not sure where lenny's from.
I'll do it.
Next time I see her I'll get apiece of her hair.
Yeah, I'll find out where she'sfrom yes, what do you say?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
he's brilliant australia.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Oh, she is, she's an Austie.
Okay, so she's basically.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
British.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
She's basically British yeah, right, because
that's where they all came from.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
They're all British crooks.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
No, they're convicts.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Convicts.
That's it, I'm sorry.
Yes, felons, come on.
Those are the ones that havebeen caught.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Let's not disparage.
She claims that routine shesays she uses some stuff from
Neutrogena.
I'm not sure if I'm buying thatone.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Well, it's not from Ultragena, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Neutra and Ultra Keep moving.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I did read something interesting.
This, I think, was in Voguemagazine, where she has
something for like a face oilwith CBD for inflammation that's
pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I think that's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah, I don't know if I've, uh, I've had oils for,
for CBD.
They're like inflammation.
I can't tell if it works or not, but boy, does it cost money.
Oh, for just the actual oil.
Yeah, just for the oil itself.
I mean, I guess it was.
I'm sure it cost money, likethat's how well it worked is
organically took money from myaccount, yeah, but it was uh, I
can't really tell what it does,you know most of the time.
(07:27):
Yeah, what was it for?
It was for knee pain, but now,looking back, it was I would
never do it again because it hademu oil in it and I was like I
don't want to emu, I don't wantto kill yeah I mean because when
you order one, you have toorder it and you have to watch
them kill people and then theyexcrete the oil.
No, I'm kidding, but you get topick your own emu, obviously,
but I don't want to do that everagain.
(07:48):
I don't know if it actually didanything, yeah, but you know,
emu or emu is.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
It's supposed to be really good for your skin, but I
don't want it either, just likeI don't really want beef tallow
lard on my face yeah, I'll takebeef tallow fries all over my
face, but I won't, but I willnot eat them um.
So she also uses a lot of zincoxide products, which makes
sense um and when you have afair skin like that, you can
actually put that kind of sunprotection on and it doesn't
make you look all chalky.
(08:13):
Um, she drinks a lot of water.
Um, she uses a things withpeptides.
Uh, let's see, we talked aboutthe retinol and yeah, I, I'm
really kind of interesting,interested to see what the cbd
oil is she's talking about butthat's like all over her face,
or like when she goes out in thesun for inflammation.
(08:34):
I think it's just yeah, I thinkit's probably for like a serum
okay is what it was saying.
And then also hyaluronic acid,serums, peptides, chamomile,
sandalwood, hemp, irish mossirish moss I love irish moss.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Irish moss is that like one.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Where you like, cut it with Acetic acid, serums,
peptides, chamomile, sandalwood,hemp, irish moss, irish moss.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I love Irish moss, irish moss.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Is that like one where you cut it with?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
like the yeah with a knife yeah, yes, so yeah, I
sharpen my knife with this Irishbar.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
So I think we've gotten enough on Nicole Kidman
for one day.
Let's go to who's that.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Naomi Campbell yes.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Naomi Campbell who's that?
Naomi Campbell?
Yes, naomi Campbell, I love hersoup it's really good.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
I don't know Too much sodium, but some people like it
.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yeah, I was trying to think what's the name of that
band?
It would have been a lotfunnier if I had to ask you the
Judds.
I loved her in the Judds ohNaomi.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah, that is her.
Yeah, oh my god, what a, what atalented woman yeah, we can.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
We can edit that, so it just goes right to the
punchline, right?
Oh yeah, in the teaser I willin the teaser for the long
episode nope here we go so, uh,she uses a cleansing cream,
following by a bit of liquidsoap that seems very drying yeah
um Vitamin C serum and rose oilto her face.
Okay, rose oil is very hydrating.
(09:48):
Vitamin C is protective.
It can take away some of thepigmentation.
She uses vitamin E oil and itsays that she uses it in an
upward motion to keep.
Why would an upward motion keepyour skin dewy?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I think it's water goes upward.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I I don't know I have no idea, maybe I'm just reading
it wrong.
I got these from vogue um it'sokay all right it's a travel
routine and we're gonna do anepisode on travel skincare.
Okay, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah, when I fly in the plane, dry skin oh.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Oh, all this Instantly dry skin.
It's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
The atmosphere out there is terrible for skin.
That's why they rarely do photoshoots in the middle of the sky
.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Because of the skin.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Especially on planes.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Yeah, and then you don't want to ask for the
convertible.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
No, you can't do that because your hair is blown in
the wind.
Plus, if you're bald, then thesun's right there.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
It's right on you.
Yeah, you're closer to the sun.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, bad ideas, we'll figure something out.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
So now she uses something that we talked about a
little bit I think we talkedabout it with the Hiba botanical
people the micellar water.
I know that they sent me somefor free.
I don't sponsor them, but it'sthe cleansing pads you can, you
(11:11):
know, with with them.
They just put the, the micellarwater on a pad.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
But you know you can buy them already pre-soaked.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
It's basically a cleanser, okay, um without using
soap.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Gotcha, I'm not.
She's doing a lot of cleansing,yeah, a lot of cleansing.
Maybe she's strippingeverything and then then filling
back in or something.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Maybe that's rebuilding yeah yeah, and then
she uses a lot of face mist.
Sorry, I lost my notes here.
What?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
happened face mists?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
yes, nice um do something while I find my place
yeah, so, uh, face mists.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
All right, you passed it.
Face mists, uh are I mean, well, if you, if you, if you, if you
don't get it the first time,it's a face mist.
So that's how you basically doit.
And the irish moss is somethingwe were talking about.
Naomi campbell, and here we gookay, yeah, yeah, yeah you
missed it again.
What are you doing?
Go back, oh, stop.
Yeah, that's, that's the nextone.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Oh, gosh, okay, all right.
Well, basically, there's a lotof soap involved with naomi
campbell, apparently, um, butthen she replenishes with facial
mists, eye masks during flights.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Which is another thing.
We'll talk about Some of thoselittle silicone.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Oh, right over here, mm-hmm, nice.
I always thought they lookedlike little bras for your cheeks
.
Just keep your.
You know, ladies, you know,keep up.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yeah, I can see that it also looks like leeches.
Oh yeah, Is that?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
what it's supposed to be.
It's supposed to be, it'ssupposed to be like kind of
drying to keep.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
No, it's actually supposed to be locking in the
moisture.
Locking in moisture, yeah,hydrating.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
That makes sense.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
All right, so here's another one, marissa Tomei.
Look at her, isn't she so cute?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
That's a picture of her.
That's the highest resolutionphoto we could find of.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Uh, they just don't make them no, like that well,
just trust that she looks reallygood in person yeah um, I
brought her up because you knowshe does have a lot of things
she's.
She's very into, like you know,uh, exercise, health, yoga,
things like that.
Um, she's into a lot of morenatural things.
Um, there's something thatshe's into called homeoplasmin
(13:05):
or a.
French homeopathic ointment forlip hydration.
So check that out and if youuse it, put it in the comments,
let me know.
For her body she'll use likeshea butter, she claims-.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
No margarine.
What is that?
No margarine, no margarine.
No, just the butter.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah, I can't believe it's-.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Not margarine.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Right.
And then for facial massage.
The reason why I brought it up,because she does a lot of
facial, um, lymphatic drainage.
I don't know if she goes toanybody specifically.
I would like to work on herpersonally, but she also does
facial exercise and I've beenreading about that for her for
years, which is, I think, a lotof how.
I mean she's older than me,she's like in her 60s, I think
(13:45):
she's like 62, she looks prettydarn good yeah, she's probably
just like you know what was thatconstantly?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I didn't say like this.
I said, like you know, likethis, like she's beating her
face up, you know, and keepingit plump, or whatever.
I don't know.
What I should have just saidwas.
What I should have just saidwas I'm filling time oh, okay,
but I didn't want to say that.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Okay.
So she does a lot ofsupplements, nutrients, shakes.
She does nutrients too.
Nutrients, she does nutrients.
Whoa man, what the hell Can westart over?
She takes chlorella, which isreally good for your system, the
green stuff.
You know what I mean.
It's like chlorophyll basically.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Let's do another one after this, called Celebrity
Bowel Movements.
Oh, yeah, because they eat allthis stuff.
We have to be like what youknow what I mean.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Like what's her poop look like I want you to be the
one to find out.
Yeah, we'll find out.
We'll talk about it later.
Okay, she does Pilatesresistance training, so this is
more for her body.
But the main thing that Iwanted to emphasize is that, um,
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she does a lot of her lymphaticdrainage and she also does, um,
dry brushing to stimulate thelymph.
We did an episode on that whenyou weren't here one time.
Dry brush yeah, we're.
Uh, jessica michelle, me andrachel wolfson were all wearing
like pajamas or shorts orsomething.
Then we were just like drybrushing our bodies.
Oh, wow.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah, that sounds very like relaxing and like kind
of yeah, next one victoriabeckham okay, yep posh spice.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
That's not her real first name, by the way posh is
not her name.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Spice also not, not a family name you don't call her
miss spice on set no, no, butbut if she was somewhere,
someplace, that was mine, I gothat's, that's, that's miss
spice.
Huh, that's my space, my space,oh my god, these are terrible
jokes.
Why don't you get them?
Speaker 1 (15:37):
that's the teaser um.
I love the 90s lip liner, bythe way, really cool.
So this is obviously a very umrecent photo that I that I chose
?
Um, she probably she's.
I have a feeling.
She spends a lot of money onher skin care.
She uses rich creams.
She didn't say which ones.
But she says her skin time atnight is she cleanses her skin,
(16:01):
she applies, and people are sofickle, honestly, like she could
have changed this 10 secondsafter she did the interview.
Sarah Chapman Stem CellCollagen Activator Duo Serum Wow
, you want to try and say thatone again, sarah chapman, stem
cell collagen activator duoserum.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
That's just too long of a name yeah, the old
s-c-c-c-c-a-d-s.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I want to just just say that from the beginning.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
She uses that during travel apparently okay, good, oh
good, oh yeah, the old.
Oh, you know when you're onyour plane and you just put stem
cells on your face.
So relatable.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Super relatable.
She also does LED lighttreatments, which you know.
I have an LED light, but sheprobably does like the whole,
like body ones.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Oh yeah, yeah, Because they have them where you
can lay in them.
Was it like a tanning bed, butit's just LED you can lay in
them.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Was it like a?
Like a tanning bed?
But it's just led?
Yeah, and one of my clients wastelling me there's a tanning
salon not far from here thatactually has one of the led beds
, so they don't even advertiseit on the outside and you can
lay in it oh wow, I might be uh,I might be doing that.
She does some dermaplaning, uh,and we did that one on the show
with uh, with stacia, when weshaved her face.
That's what dermaaplaning is.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Gotcha.
Oh yeah okay, it's not likesanding wood down or anything
like that, right.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Well, I mean, that's kind of the idea, because it's a
razor, so it's like shaving off.
So planing is definitely thesame thing as planing yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
And simple.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
That's it, we're done .
Yeah, planing simpl, simple.
Yeah, next up we have GwynethPaltrow.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Okay, there we go, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
I like to just comment on the photo she looks
like.
I don't want to comment on it.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
We never did find out what she was looking at or
smelling.
We did research yeah, Somebodyfarted, I think.
And she's just like Act natural, she's trying to wonder.
And she just like act natural,she's trying to wonder who
farted.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
It's just a very I don't know.
Maybe someone directed her todo that picture.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Well, this picture here.
I think it might be a little,maybe easier.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Did I go too?
Okay, now, there we go.
See, that's a little more likewhat I'm used to seeing with her
.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
If you want, we can actually get in like this.
It might be easier to see.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yes, you're really good.
Yeah, so, babe, this is reallygood.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Yeah, thank you, it's like you'll notice here, that's
, that's the money right there,yeah yeah, we see a little
crow's feet so did you know thather father was also an actor
and her mother was an actress?
Yes, and her entire family isan entertainment.
Did you know that?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
um, yeah, okay, did you know that she's related to
maya?
Uh, rudolph, I think I sayangelo yeah, no, no, is she
really?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
I think they're like cousins.
Okay, know that she's relatedto Maya Rudolph.
I thought you were going to sayAngelou.
Yeah, no, no is she related?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I think they're like cousins or something.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yeah, she's been around for a long time.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Yeah, and then also she's related to the girl from
WeWork, that's right.
Remember Rebecca Newman, yeahshe kept referencing her in the
movie.
She's a paltrow, she's a palt.
I'm sorry, gwyneth can make ittoday.
Yeah, that's what I say anytimeI go anywhere.
I think you should.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Yeah, you're like who You're like exactly.
Don't bring it up, yeah exactlyso.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
She does a lot of Ayurvedic oil pulling and tongue
scraping.
I believe that Tongue scrapingis good just to get the bacteria
obviously off your tongue andit does create fresher breath,
but it I mean, have you everscraped your tongue and look to
see like what's on the scraper?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
yeah it just, it just looks like um it's making my
mouth feel gross just thinkingabout it yeah, stuff or whatever
sometimes, sometimes brown okayit's because you drink a lot of
coffee and drink a lot ofcoffee I use when I smoke
cigarettes.
After I was done smoking, I'dput them out of my tongue.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
The tar was there and thank god you had the scraper
yeah and so she does oil pullingtoo, which is, um, it's a very
healthy thing.
I've had it, I it's such a hardword I you've ayurvedic oil
pulling.
Um, I'm assuming she's doing itin her mouth, but a lot of
people will use coconut oil orother oils in their mouth to
actually to draw out some of theum, the toxins uh, sometimes
(19:58):
metal, toxic metals that are inyour body.
You can pull them out, um, yeah, it's supposed to be really
good for your teeth.
Uh, she uses a vitamin c serumwhich she probably sells on her
website.
I'm assuming pretty much allthe stuff that she's going to
use this would be on her websitewhat is her?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
what is her brand?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
it's called poop poop right, no, yeah, poop, yeah.
No, it's goop hoop, it's goopgoop for real poop.
No, all right yeah, so I wastrying to be funny and it didn't
work.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
No, it's poop yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yeah, go on poopcom and tell us in the comments what
you find on poopcom.
Yeah, all right.
Her evening routine is shecleanses her face.
Oh, I knew it, I knew it.
God, I love you.
I knew it.
She uses a light nourishingcream on her face.
She exfoliates maybe a fewtimes a week and you know a lot
(20:54):
of hydration, exercise and abalanced diet, which I'm sure if
you go on her um website she'lltalk all about all the things
she makes for herself yeah,she's not gonna say she goes on
like you know, like these, likesouth american, like diarrhea
diets, where, like you, justpoop yourself and everything
just comes out of your body.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
She's gonna be like no, I have a well-balanced diet.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
I want to go on one of those.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Yeah, with diuretics, diuretics, oh, that's uh,
elrond hubbard, right they'reright, yeah, exactly that's the
one that's just like yeah theywere after everyone's pee, I
want your body fluid, all rightnext up jennifer lopez jello
here she is.
She's actually looking at aCarl's Jr menu right now and she
just can't figure out what shewants to order.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
That's why I picked that one.
I'm never too full for JLo.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
No, nice Thanks.
Yeah, I just hit the microphone, but it was worth it.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
But you got to make that face, though.
Like am I doing it?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Kind of.
I mean, she's been directed todo that, that's just like.
It's like you're about to saysomething but you're not, or
you're about to take a a drinkof invisible beverage.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
It's like do you know that the olsen twins, what they
say when they take pictures?
They say to make their lipslook the way that they go prune,
really, yes, and then prune.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Interesting I heard that deniro says cheese on every
photo he does really cheese andmark ruffalo puts his fingers
in his mouth to keep his teethopen, or something like that.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
No, I don't know.
Oh, because it's a thing I justread about.
You put your finger in betweenyour teeth and then you pause,
like that yeah yeah becausepeople don't know how, how open
to open their mouth.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Because if you don't put, your finger, you're going
like no dude.
I always open my mouth too wide.
I never have like.
I need something to base it on.
I need, like you know, I need aconstant.
How about?
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Just one finger.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yeah, somebody's like .
That probably happened whensomebody was like hey, smile.
And they're like no, come on,smile.
And they're like shut up, theytook their finger out.
They're like dude, I lookamazing.
Yeah, thank god you shoved yourfinger in my mouth after you
scratched your ass.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
It, uh, I think it elongates your, your face, your
chin.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
It helps to like you know, everything that you do in
front of the camera is just alie, absolutely just to make it
then we spent 15 minutes tryingto make me look not old before
we started today, when we get to, and then what we do we should.
Then we get together at partiesor in social situations.
We have to walk around and havephotos of ourselves, how we
really want to look and be like,and you talk to you go to the
person they have exchange.
Then you have a conversation andyou can be like you know cause
(23:20):
in person.
We're disgusting.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
We could, which is where baseball has to have our
photo of what we look like onthe internet, on our phone.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Oh, that's yeah because then people like um oh,
hey, what's up?
Yeah, they have to look at apicture of you, how you look
when you're you know naturalyeah to get to.
Yeah, we'll get thereeventually, people, as long as
people are just themselvesthat's fine.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
In hollywood, everyone's just themselves.
Um, all right, so j-lo has herown skincare line, apparently.
Um, I don't know what it'scalled.
It's called j-lo beauty, Ithink oh, there it is, j-lo
beauty yes like she thoughtoutside the box, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Yeah, that's very unique I, like you, take a risk
hey.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Well, you're gonna remember it, that's for sure
absolutely um.
So she uses a gel, cream,cleanser and some sheet masks.
You know we do the korean sheetmasks.
Those are good.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
So she must have her own.
I'll have to check it out.
When you said sheet masks, Ithought of sheet pans.
I was just like cookies andcake.
So go ahead.
That sounds good.
So she uses sheet masks and gelcream.
What's a gel cream cleanser?
It just turns into cream.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
That's a great question that I don't know the
answer to.
Maybe it starts off as a geland then it turns into a
creaminess to it.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Like a shaving cream.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Right, exactly like a creaminess to it, like a
shaving cream, like all right,exactly how it like turns, yeah
it does?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
it turns from gel to like a more frothy thing.
Yeah, that's like jesus turnedwater to wine, but he could
never turn gel into foam youknow, into like cream, and
that's pretty, pretty cool.
We've come a long way.
How do you be, you?
What do you mean, I don't know.
I just I wake up in the morningand I just try to talk enough
that the time goes by so I cango to sleep and eventually it
happens.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Okay, she gets facials from a celebrity
esthetician, tosca Husted.
So, tosca, if you're out there,props.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yeah, that's a cool name.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yeah, props.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
No, tosca, oh Tosca yeah.
But she does facial massage,see see everybody's finally
getting what I'm doing finally,25 years later, saying it for 25
years.
I've been doing this for 25years I have that's what I've
been saying for 25 years yeah,not what I actually do.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Yeah, but you, that's now, now you have been, now you
created it.
I did not create it, but yes,well, I'm saying you created,
having done it for 25 years,because you've always been
saying, you've been you createdit.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
I did not create it.
But yes, well, I'm saying youcreated, having done it for 25
years, because you've alwaysbeen saying you've been doing it
for 25 years.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Right, I'm going to trademark, just saying I've been
doing it for 25 years.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
You manifested it.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yeah, oh, I see what you're saying, but I don't care.
She does light therapy, whichwe talked about, and she does a
little bit of microcurrent zappythings.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
That sort of um stimulates muscle.
Oh okay, you know I don't haveone of those.
But what do you some of themfight for, like muscle repair or
whatever, to stimulate, yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
exactly, yeah, all right, um, let's see, she uh
uses a lot of olive oil.
Um, I believe in her skincare.
Oh yes, she claims that that isa family beauty secret oh
interesting, olive oil, oliveoil.
Okay.
Um, she likes to, you know,maintain her sleep schedule,
which I'm really really tryingso hard.
(26:18):
As you can tell, today is notthe result of a great sleep.
Um, who can tell?
Is it obvious, don't you?
Don't I look and feel kind oftired today?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
no, I mean you look fine, I mean I think you know a
little.
Don't assume that people carethat much about you that they
would be actually payingattention to what you look like
today, so you don't have to giveanything away thank you.
Yeah, um, but she avoidsalcohol and caffeine okay um
which I don't like to drinkalcohol is one of the worst
things for your skin.
Yeah, yeah, it just turns tosugar, just turns to sugar.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Sugar just turns to sleepy time just glycation, and
then everything just gets allcrackly it basically cooks your
skin.
Yeah, kind of yeah um, and shedoes a lot of green vegetables,
which is something we need toput in our diet more not just
avocados right, yeah yeah, we'llget some yellow vegetables too
(27:09):
and stuff like that, justdifferent ones what?
What's a yellow vegetable?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
gourd uh okay maybe, uh, something else, I'm a little
gourd.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
All right, let's go on to uh beyonce, yeah infinity
and beyonce, there we go I'msorry, but I just see a lot of
pictures with beyonce where hershe's beautiful, she's stunning
but like her eyes for somereason don't match the
expression and the eyes are notmatching the expression below
(27:41):
the eyes she's probably unhappy.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Right, she's probably an unhappy person and I don't
know anything about her.
I haven't talked to her in along time, but she looks.
She might be unhappy.
She might be just.
You know this.
Might this might have been likeright at the end of a bowel
movement and they cut her facebecause she looks like she's
like you know yeah so I mean,you can see like right over here
see, yeah, yeah.
Other than that, I love thedress.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I think the microphone is good quality you
can tell by just looking at itin the picture.
Yeah, it's nice, okay, um, herhair looks fantastic yep, hair's
fantastic.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
She was great in austin power's movie oh, so good
, yeah, so convincing yeah, Ibelieve she was in the movie
yeah, I totally bought that.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Um, she stays out of the sun that's good, really good
.
It's very important um, evenafrican-american skins?
Um can also be damaged by thesun.
And then a lot in.
You know in other ways too thatwe don't even get like the
little, like the um, like thepigmentation and things like
that.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Um yeah, the sun after anybody, you know, just
stay out of the sun yeah, yeah,for the most part, for the most
part, yeah, your face you wantto keep your face?
Yeah, keep your face.
You can suntan your butthole.
They say you should do that.
Actually, that's what they say.
But who is they?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Producer mark is raising his hand you're supposed
to get vitamin a into your anus?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
I don't know I've also I think it was a gwyneth
paltrow that mentioned thatgetting sunshine inside your
beach.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
It sounds like something, something she would
say right, okay, yeah, probablyyeah sounds fun.
Yeah, it sounds like you haveto have your own backyard it
sounds like you have to be ableto.
It sounds like you can't, youcan sun on your balcony if you
have enough room that's true atthe top of the high-rise
building.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
She's in new york, no yeah hey, I'm sunning my
butthole today.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
They're like oh, we won't go outside for between
this hour and this yeah, closethe blinds, yeah give them, like
you know, cable hours.
Like I'll be there between noonand 5 pm.
You know I might be sunningbetween noon and five on my anus
yeah, anytime between then,yeah, but don't burn um she uses
a lot of serums.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Yes, uh, she emphasizes what she puts into
her body, which is, um, just,you know, holistic stuff.
She wasn't very specific when,uh, she was asked in this
interview.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Well, I didn't want to ask her that much specific
questions.
Okay, well, that's perfect.
Unbelievable.
Okay, you know, I interviewedher right huh, you know I
interviewed her for this podcastdid you?
Speaker 1 (29:56):
yeah, well, yeah, you were supposed to well, she
didn't take my phone call okay,um.
Next one is chrissy teigen.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
All right, I don't know who this person is you know
what?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
I'm not really exactly sure what chrissy teigen
is famous for, other than beingmarried to John Legend, I think
yes, I believe she's married toJohn Legend.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
She got into a little heap of trouble.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
She was like making fun of somebody um on one of the
social medias and uh oh, aboutbeing fat or something like that
.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Yeah, I remember that that was nice of her, yeah,
that was sweet.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
But I mean, hey, everybody's, everybody acts
childish sometimes, you knowyeah, you just don't want to do
it like when you're super famouson Instagram.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Right yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
It was kind of mean, anyways, yeah it was mean.
Morning routine is she callseverybody she knows and tells
them how ugly they are.
Yeah, she cleans her face, ohyeah unbelievable dude.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
It's like how stereotypical right.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
I know person to clean their face god, I mean
yeah so predictable?
Speaker 2 (30:55):
yeah, so predictable exactly she exfoliates.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
I was waiting for a reaction on that one.
No, no, I believe that she usesserums.
I mean, this is pretty basicstuff.
She applies sunscreen, um, anduses a face mist and a lip balm
and uh, you know I've been usingthat um the uh hydrogen water,
that um that dr uh jen yeah,tabiza gave us.
Yeah, yeah, my clients havebeen loving it, oh very nice,
this little face mist.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yeah, it's a nice.
Uh, it feels very refreshing,very cooling, very hydrogen,
hydrogenating yeah,hydrogenating all right, no
hydrogen, yeah, waterhydrogenating, not hydrogenating
yeah if you did hydrogenHydrogen, yeah.
Water Hydrogenating, nothydrogenating, yeah.
At least if you did that, youcould just put a Twinkie on your
face or something.
Make it hydrogenating.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yeah, yeah, I brought that thing up on stage,
remember.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
A.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Twinkie.
No, oh, I just don't know ifyou could really see it.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
I remember it you need a bigger mister.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Yeah, bigger mister uh, key products that she used.
I'm sorry, I feel like I cutyou off, but shanny darden's
retinol okay and then it'schristopher darden's uh cousin,
I think, from the oj trial.
That's right, look her up yeah,uh, and then also post baby
routine.
She keeps her skincare verysimple and easy.
Good, and that's pretty much itthat was a very big uh, she's
(32:07):
also known for her headbands.
By the way, headband of the Day,that was a John Mayer thing
that he used to do.
Oh, okay, Headband of the Day,and it was Chrissy Teigen's
Headband of the.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Day she had all different headbands.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yeah, that's nice.
All right, we have our finalone.
Okay, she is oh, she's lookingso good in that picture.
She looks like ryan reynolds inthis picture if you look at her
close.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I can see that she is looking at
ryan reynolds, but what's funnyis that they did this for the
photo.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
They're actually five feet apart, but they're angled
and they like just cheat youreye line.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
And then they like they had a conversation like
this for the entire show I betthey did just like we're doing
right now yeah, they have noidea that I'm actually in the
car.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
I'm actually looking in the corner.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Right.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Yeah, yours was funnier.
Scarlett Johansson in thatpicture looks a lot like my
sister, by the way.
Oh yeah, and if you're mysister, comment in the chat
Mm-hmm.
So she has her own skincareline as well.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Okay, yeah, good, good, finally a celebrity's
doing that.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
She's the founder of outset is the name of her brand.
Okay, uh, it caters tosensitive and acne prone skin,
that's nice yeah, I know I'veseen that she's.
Maybe she's had a little acnein her oh, in her life, in her
life, okay.
Yeah, that's pretty cool I wasgonna do cameron diaz for that
reason too, but I just didn'tget around to it you know, we
all, we all try as much as wecan what we can do, yeah,
(33:30):
sometimes.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Cameron Diaz I haven't talked to her in years,
I just don't call her back.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
You know, yeah, yeah, you just don't call her back.
No, no, I'm busy, she'sprobably livid.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Well, yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
That's a good improv bite too Well you know by it,
too well you know.
All right, she cleanses herface, she uses a serum, she uses
a daily moisturizer, she usessunscreen facial oil which I'm
getting more into the oilslately and lip balm, uh, and her
skincare philosophy, you, you,lip balm as needed it's not like
three times a day, you know,like after a meal I put it on
(34:05):
whether I need it or not all daylong if you don't think you
need it, you need it.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
It's like water.
If you think you're drinkingenough, drown yourself.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Put your head underwater wash all the
electrolytes out of your body.
Um, her philosophy is forsimple, consistent skincare
routine and um she, oh, sheinvites, advises the people, and
this is.
I would like to advise this aswell don't pick at, at your skin
, don't use magnifying mirrors.
That's the thing.
You know what?
I'm glad somebody said thatMagnifying mirrors are the devil
(34:33):
.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Don't do it.
Why would you do that toyourself?
Speaker 1 (34:36):
You don't need to see the size of your pores ever.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Also, just in case somebody you happen to be dating
somebody and you guys havemagnifying glasses between each
other for some reason, Like noone's going to look at your skin
at that level.
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Oh, you want to.
Oh right, you want to prepareyourself, yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
And looking at that level, you're not going to be
able to do.
You know, just look at yourskin, just look skin deep.
You don't have to go anyfurther.
Well, you know, I can tell.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Yeah I'm sure I've done a couple of episodes here
where I've had some pretty scarymakeup on yeah one's like your
memory smile.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
One time was like this big no, was it okay well,
that's pretty much it okay, yeahso um yeah, it's very, very
interesting, very umenlightening I didn't realize
that uh, what enlightened youabout this today?
Speaker 1 (35:33):
that?
Speaker 2 (35:34):
every, every one of these uh celebrities cleanses
their faces isn't that.
So everyone cleanses their face?
Yeah, and I had no idea that itwas such a popular thing
cleansing, cleansing.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Well, you've done.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
You don't wash your face I don't wash my face ever.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
I just go in the shower and put water and I'm
done yeah I don't ever wash youactually put water on your face
mark does the same thing.
Yeah, yeah, well, I don't washmy face.
It looks good.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
So I just kind of go with whatever's.
If I, if I wash it, it dries itout completely.
Yeah, absolutely.
And I put stuff on it.
Um, I also don't shave, I justuse the trimmer.
Yeah, because it's sensitive onmy skin as well.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
I try not to do anything, you know, at all At
all Good job I can help you.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Well, I think you're doing a good job.
Thank, you and when you startto look like crap, I will let
you know, so we can start.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Good, I'm glad you said when and not if.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Sometimes said when and not if.
Sometimes in life you just gotto be positive.
No, it's when.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, you're in the sun a lot.
Yeah, so what?
You're italian, you're in thesun.
You wouldn't think that it'sgoing to cause you damage, but
it does.
You know.
You got to protect the moneymaker.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
I will, yeah, I will, because I don't plan on working
.
In 10 years I'm going to be anass model next couple years?
Speaker 1 (36:45):
yeah, there's no sun damage on your asshole?
Speaker 2 (36:48):
No, there isn't.
There isn't.
I have a.
You know, I put a vitamin Aserum.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
A vitamin A serum.
That would be like a retinol.
No, I don't do that.
Yeah, that would not be good.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
But let's, I think we can wrap up this episode.
Yes, please.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
And.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
I think I'm so excited no, no, I'm excited too.
We can wrap up this episode,but I think we learned a lot
today and I think maybe we can.
It's a little cliffhanger.
Let's find out.
Let's talk about assholes nextweek.
Let's just, you know, we do itnow.
Then where are we gonna go?
Speaker 1 (37:18):
that's right there's no way to rush it there's like a
lot to get to alright, so I'mcool.
Leave the picture.
You can gather the photos ofthe having a hard time talking
today.
There's a lot of assholes in myfamily album, my family photos.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
A lot of my family members are assholes.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
No, I'm just kidding, not everyone, just a few.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
I think we're good.
I think we're good too.
That was a good episode, allright.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Where can I find you?
Speaker 2 (37:46):
You can find me at notsandro.
I don't even All right.
Well, where can I find you?
You can find me at NotSandro.
Wait, no, sandro, notsandra.
I don't even know my own name.
That's how.
Why he doesn't.
Sandra, sandro, notsandra.
On all the things that I'm on,you figure out which one I'm on.
I'm not going to tell you.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Sandro NotSandra.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
And the yeah and uh and the guido and the guido
check it out?
Yeah, check it out.
Uh, if you find one, you'llfind the other.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
And uh, good luck.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Yeah, where can people find you, nikki?
Speaker 1 (38:14):
uh nikki davis jr on instagram okay, the sex, drugs
and skincare podcast.
I uh on tiktok, right, I postsometimes there uh the youtube
channel for the sex, drugs andskincare podcast okay, that's
good to know that's pretty muchI'm really willing to share at
this point.
Oh, the funny facial, which isactually my skincare website, if
you're interested and you everwant to get in touch with me
(38:37):
about possibly having atreatment, that's probably the
best place to go through it.
Very cool.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
I dig it Well.
Thank you so much for stoppingby.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Hey, it's really great to see you.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
This boat just walk off, yeah it was really, really
fun and yeah, let's I gotta.
Before we get a parking ticket,let's do it.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Yeah, nice to work with you.
Hey, it was nice working withyou too.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Aw, I really gotta move my hands around so we can
do this.
How, if I move my?
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