April 30, 2025 • 46 mins
The moon governs not only the tides but potentially your skin as well. Our entertaining deep-dive with comedian Lahna Turner explores the mysterious connections between lunar cycles and your complexion. If you've noticed strange reactions during a full moon, this conversation might explain why.
Your body consists of approximately 60% water, making it susceptible to the same gravitational forces that pull ocean tides. We break down specific skincare approaches for each lunar phase: detoxifying during the new moon when skin feels dull, rebuilding during the waxing phase with collagen-supporting treatments, managing increased reactivity during the full moon, and gently exfoliating during the waning phase as the body naturally releases toxins.
Beyond physical effects, we discuss how the moon influences sleep cycles, hormone fluctuations, and emotional states – all directly impacting skin health. Lana shares her experiences as a performing comedian during full moons when audiences notably behave differently, while we debate whether science supports these claims or if it's mostly wishful thinking.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Hey, welcome back to Sex, drugsand Skin Care.
I am Nikki Davis Jr.
I'm a stand-up esthetician anda licensed comedian.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Nice.
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Good Esthetician of 25 years.
I'm trying to get it all out upfront.
If you like what we're about todo, subscribe.
Do it before the podcast, justin case you don't like it.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah, in case you hate it and you want to shut it
off, at least you did somethinggood for somebody today.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah, it's good vibes .
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah, it is good vibes, it's nice.
People are always like PatriciaPayson trophies are so stupid,
it's like, yeah, but I stillwant one, you know?
Yeah, if you're gonna havesomething, I want it.
I'm a communist, I don't careso that is coming?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I think, I think so it works.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I think communism is about.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Everybody should get a trophy yes, just not, you know
just not food yeah, well, Imean, I don't know yeah I don't
know it's propaganda or not.
Let's talk about propaganda andcommunism right now and with me
, as usual, is sandra yocolano,my uh boyfriend sherpa I like to
bring the political.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Uh, we don't talk enough politics on this podcast,
so we're gonna do it we'regonna do it today.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
That's good, because I haven't watched the news in
like 10 years.
Neither have I.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah, I look at the headlines and then I tell people
I'm like, oh my God, have youseen what happened?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
And then they'll follow up.
Yeah, and then they'll followup.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
And they go oh my God , what else I'm like.
You got to check it out foryourself and then hopefully
they'll tell me.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's usually what happens.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Mm-hmm, yeah, um, I kind of just get like people's
vibes, like when that, when Isee them walking on the street,
I'm like, oh, what happened?
And I find that more and more.
When you don't watch the newsand you don't pay attention,
that kind of stuff, people whoare driving, you know,
excessively terrible one day, ormaybe they're just, you know,
everybody has a certain vibe.
It's like, oh, who did what?
What's going on, you know?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
oh, you could tell that like yeah, there's
something, there's something offevery day in LA, yeah yeah
there's a reason why thehelicopter never stops laying
around your apartment.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
No, no, every window.
I love the.
I mean it's a beautiful viewoutside when you get past the
bars on the windows, but yeahyou know, it's, yeah, it's, it's
nice, it's a good feeling.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I feel secure.
I feel so secure, yes, well.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Oh, that's a good segue.
Oh what, yeah, oh, you likethat.
Oh well, that's my favorite.
That's another good improv.
Well, that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah, we're doing bad improvs, and so if you come up
with any, that's another goodone.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Oh, and I totally improv'd it.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah, you did.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I was waiting to do it.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
It comes off the cuff , which makes it so improvised.
Yeah, yeah, she had it writtendown on her hand.
And then well, yep, and well,yes, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
It just, it flows naturally because the majority
of conversations people whenimprov shows, they think that
people really do speak that wayand that everything goes full
circle and everything wraps upnicely.
No, some improv doesn't go welland you just you know you have
most doesn't go well.
From what I've experienced, youknow, yeah, let's see.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Anywho, all right, that's a good one too.
Anywho, oh yeah, that's a goodone, yeah, moving on, yeah,
moving on, yeah, moving on, yeahexactly next.
Yeah, uh, okay, so today isepisode 104.
By the way, I just wanted tocongratulate us.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Not bad.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
That's 52.
That's two years.
That's a big deal Once a weekyeah we've been doing it for two
years once a week Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
We've known each other for two years, man.
That's a long time.
We've known each other.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
For what?
13 years?
Probably yeah Something likethat I just want to impress
everybody.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
no one's impressed at all well, I mean, not
everybody's a licensed comedianthat's true, you impress people
by you know any relationship incomedy that lasts that's see,
that's.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, that's kind of what I was pretty amazing yeah
yeah absolutely.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I can just like I'll just stare at you guys.
Yeah, take it in, take it in.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, yeah, absorb it .
We have.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
We have four therapists between us yeah we do
have four therapists between us, so we have four.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah, yeah, I guess we do.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
And then we have the same and then we have one, yeah,
so like that you go together tocouples couples counseling,
then we have our own individual,then we have the same psych oh,
that's right that you go toagain to again.
We just see like for monthlyfor like visitation for, like
you know, checking in on ourmedications and seeing.
You know we're psycho.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
That's why it works, you share pills yes, yeah yeah,
actually we can.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, that's a really nice way to put that, yeah we
share pills.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, that's what made it happen.
That's what that's 13 years.
Go by quick when you're likestoned.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
That's so funny.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I'm being so rude, no you're not.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
No, not at all.
Oh, my God, you're doing yourjob over there no 13 years.
Everyone knows that's it'spills.
So 25 is silver, oh right, andwe've gotten to that point where
we're like no, let's just.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Let's just do it for each other every day.
Yeah, but do you go like?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
to therapy every week or once a month, or like every
couple months.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
We started off once a week, now we're every two weeks
.
Yeah together, yeah together,and then individually I go every
week.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I go every week as well.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah, I just started therapy again isn't it?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I'm like, oh, I have a lot to say.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, just like otherwise, we download it all on
a podcast, exactly.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Now I don't have anything to talk about.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that'shilarious.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Speaking of things to talk about Nikki what's today's
episode about?
Today is about.
This is a weird one.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Are you ready?
It's care by the moon.
Does the lunar energy affectyour skin?
Okay when you're at episode 104.
You got to come up with a lotof different topics, so I'm
really like, uh, well, I meanreaching out.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I don't know if it's really reaching out, because the
moon itself affects the tidesright, like the actual gravity,
or wherever the moon is close tothe earth, I think, the
polarity of it, or, yeah, the Idon't know apogee, I think words
that I don't know about apogee,because I don't know what that
word means, but uh, yeah sobasically, it's like you know,
like where it is.
So if it can affect the tidesand it has to have some pull on
us, or maybe we change a bit, wejust can't you know quantify
(06:14):
there's times a day, I feeltaller than others.
You know interesting you know,I feel like you know, maybe I'll
look.
You know slack tide where I'min the middle, you know, at my
shortest and tallest.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
So all right.
Well, we're going to get intosome of that.
It does cover it, so spoileralert.
Now we do talk about that alittle bit about.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
What about?
About the moon?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
you just said lunar well, I mean, yeah, but about
how like you're we're, what arewe?
80 water or something like thatoh yeah, well, I'm 75 75.
Yeah, you're dehydrated I gotmeasured last year.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
They yeah, they put a sponge against my skin and they
can tell how moist my skin is.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
They can tell you how much water is in it?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Not at all.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
no, oh it's like 5% of something else mystery.
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeah, itis weird and maybe it's a little
less, because you're missing apiece of your soul.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
That piece of your soul.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's how Ifeel water.
Yeah, yeah, but yeah, the moonhas to affect.
It, affects her.
You know, like if you're doinga show and it's a full moon, the
audience is different, like youfeel it right and there's more
fights.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
There is.
Yeah, it's a lot.
It's a lot brighter at nightsometimes sometimes a full moon,
a super moon, can ruin a cropof people's marijuana.
I've heard that before.
What?
Yep, well, I know animals areout hunting yeah, like you,
don't let your cat out becausethere's more coyotes and stuff
on full moon no, especially inthis.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
All right, let's get into this, because I want to,
yeah, I want to switch and Iwant to actually talk to the
person.
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I'm not as interesting as the guest is so,
that's why I want to move?
Because I can see it.
You're like.
I talk to you every day so butyeah please um introduce the
guest, because I know that, um,I know of her and I'm a fan, but
you know her and you get thename drop that you know her I
forgot to ask you like, if youthere's a specific credit that
you wanted me to say.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I just know you just from being in shows with you and
everything we know each otherthat's my credit.
Yeah, she's hilarious yeah,yeah, yeah, that's a credit we
just met you know each otherfrom shows she's super funny you
gave me a tag on a joke I don'teven think you realized about
an abortion joke oh cool yeahprobably like after one, like
hey, did it work yeah, oh yeah,yay, okay, good, yeah, it was
(08:16):
like an act out even so.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Oh really, my first one of my first like here's the
abortion.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that.
You told me that story when youcame home that night.
That was so funny, yeah soanyway.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
So, uh, she's amazing , she's, I'm I'm gonna say
you're a talented musician aswell.
Thank you, yeah, and she'sbeautiful and hilarious and
we're just so glad to have herhere.
Start clapping right now.
Coming to the couch lana turneryay, hi, thanks for being over
on that side.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Oh, thank you for inviting me to the side.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
There's some guests that they show up, but we never
bring them over.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yeah, we promise it, but we never bring them over.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, we don't have a good vibe from them, we just
keep them in the corner.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Well, I feel so honored that I got to swap
couches with you.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Absolutely.
It's prettier over there too.
We made it like we spruced itup for you over there a little
bit.
Very nice.
Well, how are you?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
I'm groovy.
Yeah, pretty good.
Yeah, yeah, pretty good.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
We were talking about your dog.
You have a new dog, I've got anew doggie.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Yeah, toy, australian Shepherd he's so cute.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
What color is a dog like that?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
He's like kind of so you know how people look like
their dogs.
I'm starting to look more likehim because my hair is getting
lighter and lighter as I try andfigure out how to deal with the
gray coming in so he's gotwhite patches which I'm getting
and then, like I used to be alljust dark yeah, I remember and
so like he's like brown andwhite with like blue eyes.
(09:40):
So I guess I'm going to try tolook more like my more like my
dogger eyes.
So I guess.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I'm gonna try to look more like my, more like my
dogger.
I thought it was the other wayaround.
I thought the people I mean thedogs start.
Yeah, I guess that doesn't makesense.
Your dog does this.
Yeah, our producer mark doeslook like noodle his dog same
color hair.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I love seeing people that look like their dogs when
they're walking their dog andyou look up and you're like that
, they match it it almost alwaysis, though.
It's so hilarious.
Yeah yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Like bodybuilders walking around.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
With like pit bulls, with a pit bull, yeah yeah, or a
bulldog or something.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Same like stout yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Same stance, same walk.
Yeah, it's a cartoony, it'svery cartoony, yeah, but it's
nice, because then you with yourdog it's maybe what people like
you know those dogs love theirowners it's just like how we I'm
starting to look like my dogyep, we start to look alike
together we don't even reallylook alike though, do we?
No, I don't think we look alikeat all, you guys are you saying
he's your dog?
Speaker 3 (10:33):
yeah oh, you know oh see that.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
No, he's, that's no, but like a loyal yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Oh yeah, I'll be your dog, that's like I get that for
sure, yeah, yeah I guess peopledo like when they are together
for a long time they do mergeand like start to yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
You probably make the same facial expressions I'm
imagining over and over again.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Yeah, like expressions and things.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Say things that you were like.
Ah, that's what he would sayyeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Her and I we fart at Typicallylike sometimes it happens,
Sometimes it happens.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
That's a sign of a good relationship.
You know that, like when youcan sit in another person's
stent your body.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Yeah, when you're like oh, this is going into my
body.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
I'm actually physically.
Do you remember the first timeyou farted in front of her, or
vice versa?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Probably.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
You do remember yours or mine, I mean, there's been
so many.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Oh, yours, yours, I mean, there's been so many, oh,
yours, I don't the first time,though, when you go, I don't
know she's mine now I think itmight have been in the car, uh
but probably.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Yeah, it was definitely something we used to
make out a lot in the car.
Yeah, did you fart while you?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
were making out no no , I don't think so.
If I did, I did it silently andI and I and I have probably why
you wanted to go thatsubconscious thing where you
like, you know how to like cupyour butt cheeks, so nothing
gets out that's when you knowit's a good.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I think probably that's like one of the telling
signs you're like I could.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Yeah, they crack me up when she does.
I was married before.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Thank you, I was married before and I farted in
front of him all the time.
So then, at first with Sandro,I didn't for years because I
thought, well, maybe that's themagic secret.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yeah, yeah, she didn't like you said you don't
want to like you know, like uh,get like the mystery, let's keep
the mystery mystery now I'mjust like I don't care anymore.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yeah, you're gonna feel good.
Where are you going?
Yeah, yeah, you got.
I know you gotta feel good andthey're funny.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
So, speaking of, does the moon affect your face?
We're talking about farts, themoon.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
I like segways that was, that was, that was it that
was oh yeah, yeah, speaking of,speaking of perfect we're what?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
um, oh, you were saying that you like, you
noticed that, like you feel.
Do you actually feel somethingdifferent when the moon comes
around, in terms of yourappearance, or do you Not
appearance?
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
But I will notice that.
Well, I notice it mostly if I'mdoing a show on a full moon.
Okay, if I know it's going tobe a full moon, I'll be like, oh
, get ready because there'sgoing to be something that
happens most likely in the Fullmoon.
You mean like hecklers or?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
just like Something yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Or weird crowds or whatever.
Yeah, fights sometimes breakout Like people get weird.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
But I don't know about my like skin or like
health.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yeah, I haven't felt that.
Yeah, I mean I haven't noticedit, I haven't kept track of it.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
I'm sure it happens and now I'm going to have to pay
attention.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
I know, maybe we could do a little journal if you
notice something on your skin.
Is there studies?
Though there must be studies,right?
I don't know.
I don't think I have studies, Ijust I like that.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I'm going to give you information and you're going to
have to take my word for it.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Well, like you were saying, the notes that I pulled
up said that your body is 60%water.
I thought it was maybe more,but I'll say 60%.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Well, humans are getting more efficient.
We don't need as much water aswe used to it's.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
California people yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
California people now are down to like 60% have you
ever seen cremated remains?
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Yeah, small.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Yeah, there's absolutely nothing.
It's really nothing.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Oh yeah, that's really good to know.
So I mean, when you take all, Imean, I guess, when you're not
just probably things that don'tmake it in the box, I don't know
, but like cartilage or whatever, I don't know.
But the but it's nothing.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
It's really not much yeah, yeah, so maybe 60 is low,
I don't know.
Yeah, I thought it was morethan that.
Well, it is like, yeah, becauseeverything is basically
everything that we have on us ismoisture, which is from water.
So all of it is basically madeof it and you know, like
cellulose and whatever else itit's going to affect your lymph
Cellulose.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I don't think that's right.
Cellulose Cellulite maybe.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
It's heavier light, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
But you know it's going to affect your hydration.
If the moon pole is, tides aremoving because of the moon and
also your lymph.
So, like if your lymph isstagnant, you're going to be
puffier.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Makes sense.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yeah, and then it could, I guess, in turn infect
your mood, which is why theaudience would then be affected,
as well their moods are.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
I think I might feel like something mood wise when
the moon is full, or likedifferent cycles, right?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Yeah, it makes sense.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Like what would you do if the?
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Would you do something that you, like you,
normally wouldn't do?
I don't know, but you justnotice, sometimes you feel
different.
You just feel like howling.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Really I don't know, yeah, we'd go watch some dueling
pianos or something like that.
Yeah really just like.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Or start turning into werewolves.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I'm not saying when I notice there's a full moon, or
I'm aware of it.
There's like, oh interesting,because it's just I'm like wow,
that's really bright.
And then you know, you startnoticing more things at night
and people seem to be up later.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yeah, and it's going to impact your sleep as well.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
See, maybe that's what it is too.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Because, it realize just how bright it is, plus
there's more energy that'scoming from the moon onto the
earth.
I mean that's why they say toput your crystals out, like into
the moon line, stuff like thatdo you do, that I have, and I
put, like I did, made moon one,moon water the other day, like
you speak into your water andthen put something you're trying
to.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Well, water has energy, right yeah, like I've
seen those pictures where theychange the, the look of the
water gets angry.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
When you're're angry, you speak.
Mean to it.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Yeah, it's so cool, yeah, so maybe like what you
were saying about us being waterand the moon affecting tides
maybe, yeah, it makes us.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah, it's a really, really bizarre.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Ovulation yeah, it affects ovulation, apparently,
pms.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
PMS is the moon.
Yeah, that it's the moon.
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
That's it, that's her.
That's next time.
Like, just use that, I don'thave my period anymore.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
But yes, um, but yeah , um.
They call the moon cycle, right, isn't?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
it called the ladies.
When did you give uppunctuation, by the way?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
okay, good, I'm sorry you might, because my period is
no longer there oh, I get it.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
It's an exclamation point.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah, nice, like yes, I don't have it anymore, um, so
yeah, so apparently thataffects your moods.
All right, so let's just go.
Let's go for each moon phaseskincare, okay, what you might
want to do on a new moon.
Maybe your skin might feel alittle dull or tired, um, so now
it's time to detox, so that's agreat time to, like, do some a
(17:05):
little bit of exfoliation claymasks, things that are purging,
um, and like I was saying, likean intense intention setting
ritual or something.
This mine was nothing to dowith skin care, but this one, uh
, you could be like, my skin andspirit begin fresh, or
something like that.
But you know, whatever youraffirmation is right, do you?
(17:27):
Are you into affirmations?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
well, I should be I really should be um, sometimes
I'll be like this is going tohappen and I say it to the world
out loud, or say it out loud,and then I do believe that
happens like that helps yeah butkind like self-kindness could
do better.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yeah, yeah because it's usually the opposite.
Even now, you're justcriticizing yourself.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Yeah, probably yeah thank you, um, yeah, no, I think
, uh, I think that's really good, like you're supposed to like
breathe and I try like look intothe mirror, into your own eyes,
and tell yourself you love each, do you love you?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
tell each other you love yourself.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
I love both of me, all of my personalities.
I mean, yeah, I could be betterat that, I.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
I think it's really important but I have a sexy body
affirmation that I do when Iput on after my uh, after my
shower.
It's like eight minutes andit's this lady with a.
She has kind of like an accentfrom, just like she's from like
some Spanish country.
She's like.
I have a sexy buddy yeah, yes,yes, look at my sexy body, yeah,
and it makes me feel like that.
I mean, you have a sexy body,do you?
Speaker 3 (18:40):
think it comes from being like.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
I have a sexy body.
Well, maybe I might hold myselfdifferently because I feel more
confident.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
All right, I'm going to have a sexy body.
That's a good thing to dobecause, like even for my
daughter like self-esteem iseverything.
So putting those messages inyour brain, like Absolutely.
Yeah, it means everything,because the way you think
changes the whole.
I mean it's all yourperspective, right, right.
So yeah, I have a sexy body.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
I can't even say it.
Yeah, I have a sexy body.
Yeah, people give me lots ofcompliments.
That's one of them.
Does she have like, is shesuper hot?
She's like oh, you don't seeher, it's just her voice.
But I picture her as being um,uh, what's her name?
From, uh family?
Speaker 3 (19:18):
yeah, I know.
Immediately I thought of heryeah, sofia, yeah, yeah, because
she has a sexy, yeah, and sheseems like she would carry
herself, oh yeah, yeah.
And you know what, even if itherself like that, oh yeah, yeah
.
And you know what, even if it'slike, if you just carry it, if
you just believe it, otherpeople will believe it too.
It's true, because I see womenthat like, oh my God, like
they're not, you're not an ideal, but you're confident and
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therefore you are, and I'm solike so I need that affirmation.
But you're so hot.
Thank you, yeah, that's verynice, but I.
I don't, but it's all about howyou project yourself and how
you totally feel and believe.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
I'm going to send you that affirmation.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Yes yeah, I think it's good to have affirmation.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
We're so quick to negatively talk ourselves with
the subconscious doesn't knowthe difference between what's
true and what's false.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Anyways, and what's false becomes true.
Well, false becomes true likethink about how attracted you
are to like somebody who is soconfident.
It really yeah, absolutely yeahthere's a lot to it.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
There's like also that part where you have that
kind of self-talk and then itchanges how you feel about
yourself.
But then having the negativestuff just kind of it's so easy
to do it, but when you have thislike positive, you're like this
is this feels weird yeah, whyam I?
Speaker 3 (20:35):
I should already know this yeah, why couldn't my mom
say it?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
yeah, yeah, yeah yeah , that would have been like did
you have a mom like mine?
That never said you were pretty, my mom's sweet but like I just
saw her, like last week, Okay.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
I'd love to hear from work like you're doing great.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
That would be nice.
That's a good one.
That would be a good one.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I think you are doing great.
I am doing great, so while I'msitting here, I'm going to tell
you that you are.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Thank you when I was visiting with them.
This is way too personal.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
We're in therapy but I realized that and that they
haven't that they like.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Don't watch anything that I do my family doesn't
watch anything, I do yeah whichis wild, because I was like I
just came online with it thisweek.
I was like wait, you've neverseen my special.
How can you not see my?
Like it's free, like it's noteven like even if you're too
cheap to pay for it, like youcan go watch it.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
I think they just don't.
I think family members secretlydon't want to see you doing
something that's breaking awayfrom what's normal in life.
I don't want to see me telldick jokes honestly oh may.
Okay, that could be too.
Yeah, you do have a fair amountof those.
I do.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Yeah, not as much lately, but yeah they are good
though.
Oh, yeah, yeah yeah, how likeyou can appreciate, like, even
if you're not proud, appreciatea good dick joke.
I know they would appreciate itout of someone else, but
anyways, I totally went off on atangent but yeah, positive
affirmation.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
All right.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
I'm going to send you that one, Okay, Okay.
So the waxing moon.
What is a waxing moon?
It's disappearing.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
I believe that's coming.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
I, we just did this a couple years ago in elementary
school, and I still can't recallit waxing waning like yeah,
because I all the pictures.
I forget.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
I think waxing is, is it?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
going away, or yeah, it's one.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
It's either.
It's either going away orcoming.
I can tell you that, becausewaning doesn't that mean to?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
pull back I believe waning means to pull back.
Yeah, okay, so I'm going toread uh.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
So the waxing moon, you would want to do things like
nourish and rebuild your skin.
Uh, because you're in growthmode, you're, um, do things to
support your collagen, um, andyou know, like, strengthen the
barrier of your skin.
What do you do to supportcollagen?
What it's like?
I mean, there's lots of thingsyou could do, like gua sha
massage.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
You could do um enzyme peels, anything that
stimulates collagen and elastingrowth always like more of that
well, that's what I do for aliving I do like facial massage
to listen tones and yeah and itgets the circulation seriously,
I see kids and I'm like, oh, ifI could vampire that shit out.
I know I really wouldn't, thatsounds like some weird like
(23:04):
adrenal chrome thing, but Iwould.
I.
I do see and I'm like, I'm sojealous of your collagen.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yeah, their skin is just like so juicy.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Yeah, it's not fair.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
So waxing is right before it goes to a new moon,
which is the darkest.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Okay, so, yeah, so waxing oh wait, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yeah, the other way.
Waxing is starting to get thebiggest.
I went the other way around.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
We should have tried to look this up before it's one
or the other.
Here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Here's the thing.
We don't claim to know anything.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
That's true, I'm not a doctor, just in case you're
wondering out there and wherever.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
No, you tell me.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
So you do the massages that stimulate the?
Yeah, they're like lasers, doyou?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
I believe in them.
I just don't.
I don't have a license to doany of that kind of stuff.
That's more like a medispa,yeah you know you have to have a
doctor like those are intenseyeah yes, have you had anything
like that?
Speaker 3 (23:52):
a little bit.
Yeah, but I bought a packagefor myself.
Like last Christmas I didsomething nice for myself.
I was like I'm gonna get someskincare and I've done like two
of them and now and then I'mgonna.
I have like a couple more, butthese, the first ones, were just
the IPL okay, um, which I thinkthat works yeah, but like it's
intense.
And then the other one is like,uh, more for what?
(24:15):
Is it?
Clear and brilliant, I think.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
I don't know.
Oh right, right right, I'vebeen hearing more about that one
.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Yeah, it's more intense, though right, I think
so I haven't.
I was gonna do it yesterday andI was gonna come in here.
I was like, oh, it's gonna makeme look Honestly that would
have been kind of cool if youhad done that.
And then come in and then haveit all.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Sarah Lawrence did that.
She had just had that.
What's the peel that?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
she had I think it was turtle wax.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
It was something that takes off multiple layers of
your skin, so much so that youhave to be monitored.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
You can monitored um, like you can have a heart
attack.
I've heard about that, yeah,does it work, though it must?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
it worked for her in the sense of like um for her,
like you know, lines and thingslike that.
She was trying to get rid ofdeep acne scars and so she's not
super thrilled about the thatthat they didn't do that and
it's expensive, I'm sure andpainful and painful I did one
like a peel once and I I don'tthink I'd ever do it again.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Like your skin, like it literally peels on like
flakes I was, so it was grossthat was a strong peel.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
That's a chemical peel.
Yeah, I did it once I'm.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
I was like I don't think I'd ever do that.
I don't know that that's goodfor the long term of your skin.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Shock and awe yeah like it gets this like fresh
layer of skin.
But what did you do to yourselfin?
I don't know?
I just wouldn't, I don't thinkI would do that again.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Enzyme peels are good , though they're more like they
just eat away the dead layer.
Clean it up, clean it up, yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Can you see them, Like if you get microscopic
level?
Can you see the little animalsbiting away the stuff on your
face?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
No, that'd be cool Nice.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Good improv End scene .
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Thank you.
So this is a good time fordoing like serums that are like
going to protect your skin andhydrate your skin and, like I
mentioned, like the Gua Shalymphatic drainage massage.
It's the planting time, so thisis the time we're doing waxing
right now.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
So waxing is actually growing larger.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Okay, so, yeah, so that's when you put the seeds
out and then later, I guess, youfeed it the good stuff and then
, I don't know, maybe waning is,I don't know, let's go to full
moon.
We were talking about full moon, yay, so glow and release.
Your skin might be oilierduring a full moon because I
feel like our cells just feelkind of more active, they're
(26:22):
more reactive.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
We'll react to the light and the sun, so anything
that mimics it, just like lightyou know looking in your eyes
the blue light or anything Evenjust like regular fluorescent
light.
That's why a lot of people havea hard time going to sleep,
because you know, when there wasjust cavemen and fire and no
one had to have consent, thenyou could, because everybody
just used you could um becauseeverybody just used it, you know
(26:47):
, just beating people over thehead, it wasn't fun, but yeah,
they just you know.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
They would, you know, have better sleep schedules,
I'm sure, because it was justyou know they'd go to sleep when
it was dark and wake up when itwas light, even if it was a
moon you might have like a, likea wild moon party oh yeah,
totally yeah, full moon partylike in like everyone just
orgies or something yeah, yeah,yeah.
Did you see the white lotus?
No, okay to see it.
There's a full moon party inthat.
Oh yeah, you definitely shouldwatch that show.
(27:09):
Okay, yeah, yeah, or pour itback.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
I need to find time to sit and watch something I
know you do.
It's so hard to find time tojust like I'm going to watch
this thing.
I make time, Isn't that awful?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
No stuff all the time .
Speaker 3 (27:29):
I don't know, I don't know, I just it's hard to sit
still too really good, I have tobe really into it to want to
sit and watch something and then, yeah, my attention is hard to
keep for things.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
But I'll watch.
I'll try and catch the whiteLotus.
I've heard it's really good.
It is really good.
Yeah, yeah, and this particularone, they did it.
They did a full moon party andthings got a little crazy, yeah
nice.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
I like to watch shows where I watch people that are
entertaining doing things whereI go.
Ooh, thank God it's not my life.
Yes, you know it feels good.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Even though they're super rich, their lives suck.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Right, because it's the story that's being told of
them.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Yeah, yeah, I get it.
All right, so any kind of glowup rituals like, like moisture
masks, the facial massage likewe were talking about.
The other thing, though, isthat emotional stress like
you're saying with the audiencescan peak, so you're going to
watch out for things likebreakouts.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
So like if the audience all of a sudden starts
getting a bunch of pimples.
Like like if people in theaudience start like heckling and
they're all like, yeah, I gotmy skin and they have to leave.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
It's a full moon.
Yeah, it explains everything,everything, yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
You guys get home, take care of your skin.
You shouldn't be out tonight.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Take care of your skin.
Thank you, good night.
Yeah, so things you can do foryourself would be add things
like supplements, likeL-theanine is very calming for
your body.
I just started taking that andmagnesium before I go to sleep,
and then facial tapping is agood one too.
It's just kind of like relaxing.
I need to do it right now.
Yeah, it's nice.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
It does feel nice.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Yeah, it can put you kind of in a little bit of like
a hypnotic state in a way.
Tapping is really.
Have you seen those?
It stimulates the blood.
Yeah, it stimulates the bloodflow, for sure.
And then you're hittingacupressure points on the face.
It's like, right, yeah, nowwe're just gonna see her for the
(29:11):
rest of the time.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Yeah, yeah, all right .
Next one.
Now we're waning, mm-hmm,that's, it's going, it's slowing
, that's getting smaller okay,yeah, so we're shed, shedding
our skin and clearing it away.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
So it's time to let go of things, like I did with
that moon thing, that moonritual although it wasn't a full
moon, I don't remember whateverit was.
I was supposed to put a pieceof paper underneath there,
something I wanted to get rid ofin my life.
Let go, and then you write iton a piece of paper.
Wrote on a piece of paper, putit under a bottle, spoke it into
the water.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
I mean this is just getting weird but can I ask what
you wanted to get rid of?
Speaker 1 (29:42):
um, it was something that was yeah yeah it was
something, uh, that was makingme feel angry.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Like an emotional thing.
I want to get rid of thisemotion.
Yeah, it was an emotional thing.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Yeah, okay, yeah.
So it was something I needed tolet go of, because we hold on
to things for whatever reason,and it's not healthy.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Did you also put like are you supposed to put a lean
cuisine under there too, for themoon, I think, why Just you
know?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
like a little lasagna , like an offering, oh, like for
Santee, like an offering ForSantee, santa For Santee, yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
For Santee Claus.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Why lean cuisine?
Yeah Well.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Does the moon like lean cuisine?
I think the moon is probably,or actually it's probably a
computer dinner now rightSwanson's.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Swanson's that's a good, that's a good riff, yeah,
good improv, okay, and thank youand good job, actually it's
funny, there's a computer.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Like you'd have to know what a TV dinner was to
know what a computer dinner isthat's right, that's right yeah,
that's like a newspaper yeah,what's that exactly?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
a newspaper?
It's so weird.
You like want to open, like,can you?
Speaker 3 (30:51):
yeah I do that with magazines I know, I know,
sometimes I'm like wait, youcan't make the image bigger?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
yeah, because I can't see it anymore yeah, they
should just come with magnifyingglasses.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Yeah, unbelievable all right, so we're letting
things go.
Just like the moon is shrinkingaway, so can the buildup of
your skin on your face.
So it's a good time for peelsenzyme peels, like we said,
decluttering products out ofyour bathroom, maybe that you're
(31:22):
not even really using.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Soap, towels, water, toilet brush, water, toilet
brush, water, toilet brush,toilet brush.
Well yeah, well, no, I'll keepit.
I gotta brush my teeth yeah,but um, yeah, just get rid of
stuff.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
I get it and rest yeah, get rid of the rest yeah,
um yeah, it says get rid of restbecause your moon is like small
in the sky.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Now it's time to like get catch up on your.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Yes, exactly.
Yeah, see it's starting to makesense, yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
And your skin might feel a little more sensitive.
So just don't push it too hard.
So let's see Full moon, okay,so that's pretty much.
That's like the full moon,right, all the moon.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
It's pronounced the full moon-ty, because you got
the entire monty in there.
You're supposed to say goodriff.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Oh, good riff, babe, great improv, yes, great improv.
That's a good one too, andthank you very much.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Yeah, and thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
That's a good one All right, so let's do a little
quiz.
We're going to do a quiz here.
Let's wrap it up.
So let's see we're going to doOkay.
So the phases were first of allwaxing, waning, full moon, and
what?
New moon, okay so those fourand we talked about maybe
writing it down.
(32:42):
So we're going to play a gamecalled yes or Total BS.
Oh, All right, the full moon.
Number one the full moon canmake your skin more sensitive or
reactive.
I think we established yes, yes, yes, okay.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
By the way, I left the answer in my notes.
I like how you write the answerin the question.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
I know I got to erase it next time.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
But you said there actually isn't a study on it.
It's more of an intuitivefeeling, right?
So it could be a no, that couldbe a no.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Exactly, it could be a definitive no, I'll put both.
So it could be both.
Yeah, I'm gonna put both.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
But I mean, I would imagine it just makes sense.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Yeah, and since I read it on a computer, it makes
sense.
Yeah, it's because you'rehormonally, your sleep
disruptions and all this stuff,and that can increase
inflammation.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Well, I mean if you stay up at night and those are
your wake hours and you'resleeping during the day, you
don't sleep as well during theday, especially since it's not
your normal rhythms.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
So it definitely would have an effect on you.
Mm-hmm, totally, you saybecause you're sleeping at
different times of day.
Yeah well, if you're sleepingat different times of day like
if you're up when it's night,it's going to affect your body
differently than if you're upwhen it's daylight out.
So I'm just saying like so it'stotally plausible that the moon
could have an effect on you.
Also, I wanted to waste somemore time.
(34:00):
I think 30 seconds went by.
We're good.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Great, thank you.
Okay.
So next question, number twoyou should never exfoliate
during the full moon, I'm sorry,during the new moon.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
I don't think so Never.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
I've exfoliated my full moon before I've mooned
somebody and.
I've exfoliated, you shouldnever.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
If you do, it could be really bad.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Let's see what happens.
Total BS, okay, so, haha, soyou can't exfoliate and you can
moon and exploit your moon.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Yes, okay, so you can do that yeah, do it a little
gentle exfoliation.
Well, that's a full he walkspast you and is mooning you.
Does that affect your skin?
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Oh, wow, that's a very good question, I think it
does.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
Is that a full moon or just the crack or the?
Is it the waning?
Is it the waning, the?
Speaker 2 (34:58):
waning or the waxing butt crack.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yeah, just face this way, yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
You do look better in the face.
When, when, when my butt's out,it brings joy yeah, yeah, and
the light bouncing off of ityeah, and it makes you happy.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Anyways, your butt out into the wild, okay.
Number three hydration focusedskin care is best saved for the
full moon I think it's BS.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
I think you can do it anytime Okay.
Total.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
BS.
Yes.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Knew it.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
The waxing moon is better for building moisture and
strength, according to thethings that we just went over.
So, but yeah, all right.
Number four your skin canreflect your emotional and
energetic shifts, just like yourmood.
Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Yeah, because you're feeling bad.
You're not going to wait.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
I'm sorry, what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (35:51):
but if you're like I'm so sexy, yeah, I look so
good my body, whatever body, ohyeah, my sexy body, yeah, and of
course your skin's gonna glow.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
I have the body of my dreams.
That's another one, Okay, soyes.
The answer was yes, Wait, don'tdo that.
Go back to my notes here.
Let's see how do I get out ofthat.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Oh there we go, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
So the explanation for that is meaning that
cortisol, sleep loss and even ohwait, is that the right one?
Speaker 2 (36:21):
You missed one.
You skipped over there you goNow stop Back down.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Back down.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Down.
Okay, there we go.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Oh, okay, yeah, so the waxing moon is better for
building moisture and strength.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
We said that.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Okay, oh no, no, we did number four.
Your skin can reflect emotionaland energetic shifts, just like
your mood.
Yep, yes, okay, because thecortisol, sleep loss and even
your tension in your face isgoing to show up on your skin.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
It's going to affect your serotonin, that makes sense
.
Yeah.
And then the last one is sorry,I keep doing this in my notes.
Well, you already?
Oh no, you didn't see theanswer yet.
Okay, the moon has no realeffect on skin.
This is all woo-woo with zeroscience.
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
You think it's true?
You think it's true?
What do you think?
Well, without any.
I mean, you said there was noresearch, I, but I imagine maybe
somebody has researched it,because you figure, yeah, people
researched all sort ofeverything, yeah you would think
there's somebody who's lookedinto the moon and how it affects
everything.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
So yeah I don't, I don't know I'm gonna say it's
not total BS, it's just BS, justregular BS, just regular BS.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Well, according to the things I looked up, it's
total BS, but I like yourexplanation because I didn't see
any studies on any of thisstuff.
Yeah, so the explanation being,while the energetic part of
your is spiritual, you've gotsleep, stress.
Hydration hormones arescientifically yeah, that's.
(37:50):
The thing is the hormones arescientifically tied to lunar
cycles for some people, I thinkfor a lot of people.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
I would say for everyone.
Yeah, I feel like it is foreveryone, but maybe some people
just aren't as Some people don'tbelieve in the moon and they
don't get affected by it.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
If they truly don't believe, then it's just like
they go on like 24-day cycles orsomething.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
And then how could you have gone to the moon if the
moon's not even there?
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Right, jfk is still alive.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Wow, that's another one.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Yeah, wow.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
If you actually went to the moon, how would that
affect you?
Oh, whoa yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
And then would the earth affect your skin?
That is a great question.
Because that becomes yeah,because then, when you're on the
moon, the earth is your moon.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
I would imagine that, like having good skin, is very
challenging in space.
Yes, it's good skin in a vacuumyeah oh my god, I mean if
you're actually in space, itwould just freeze off or
whatever, but in the shuttle,when we're all going up to Mars,
which hopefully will happen inour lifetime.
You go up to Mars.
(38:53):
It's going to be really hard.
They're going to needestheticians on Mars, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
I mean, it's hard for me to go to the desert without
freaking out about my skin.
Imagine Mars.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Well, in Total Recall they show exactly what happens.
What happens?
The face explodes.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
Yeah, he was like yeah, yeah, he starts going.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
He gets like a really weird accent.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
His eyes were like Bulging out.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Yeah, so it's very terrible for your skin.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Especially for like your eye, skin, like your eyes,
yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
But then the oxygen came and everything was good.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
And then you'd have to wonder like how you know?
Speaker 3 (39:27):
how does the moon then affect you?
You're nowhere near it whenyou're on it.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Yeah, or yeah, that too.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
You're on Mars.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
We could ask Oprah and Katy Perry, because they
were closer to the moon than wehave been in a long time.
They just went to space.
Yeah, I saw, was Oprah in thatgroup?
Oh, no, it was.
I'm sorry, it was Gayle King,or whatever her name is Same
thing Gayle King, their bestfriend.
I saw it.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
You saw it.
Well, I didn't like watch itwhen it happened, but I saw like
people posting about it,annoyed by it.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Yeah, everybody seems to be kind of putting their
arms about it.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
Yeah, I don't have the energy.
Five women into space was likea nice thing.
It's just like super privilegedwomen got to go.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
I guess If you can get the privilege to go to space
and you want to do it, why not?
Speaker 3 (40:09):
I would if somebody called me like Jeff Bates, like
hey, lana, you want to go toouter space and look down on the
planet?
I'd be like super excited.
So I guess people I can I meanhopefully everybody will one day
have the chance to like I meanthink about people, couldn't?
Just a hundred years ago mygrandmother would be like, oh my
(40:31):
god, you can fly in an airplane.
Yeah, and now we just we, nowwe get pissed when we're on an
airplane we're like flying,you're like annoyed, because
somebody kicked their shoe off.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
You're like really, right, you're like flying over,
you're in a tube in the sky,yeah, well, we're, we're in
space right now, so it's justthat's true.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
That's true, we're going really fast.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
We're going really fast, and that's.
We're going really fast and sofast that we can't even tell
yeah by the way, there's a lotof men I would like to send into
space and maybe they don't comeback.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
I'm just saying, yeah , nice yeah, do we have to send
them to space, though, to makethem not come back?
Speaker 2 (41:04):
easier way that's true to really like you have to
really slingshot somebody reallyfar to get them to leave orbit
that's true.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
So, yeah, yeah, think about it.
We don't want to spend thatkind of there's inner space,
which is what we call the oceans.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Over 90 of the oceans have not been found bodies yet.
The bodies have not been foundbodies yet.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
The bodies have not been found out there.
That's true.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
So I'm just saying people think outside the box.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
That's good improv too, oh yeah, there you go,
moving on.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Yeah, all right.
So we did pretty good on that,I think, on our quiz.
I like that yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
It definitely made me think about tapping my face.
More I need to do do it's a lotof work.
It's just been taking care ofyour skin, yeah I was thinking
about that when we're comingover here and I'm like, okay,
we're gonna be talking aboutskin, I'm like what do I?
I'm like I'm pretty lowmaintenance.
And then I started thinkingabout all the different little
things I try to do, and withinconsistency, but like try to
(42:03):
do, it's a lot of stuff yeah,we're sold and marketed a lot of
stuff and it's a like, it's alot of it's work it is.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
You can simplify it, though.
I mean, I feel like they pushso much stuff on us, that like
they're convincing us that youneed this, this, this and this
and this, but I think we can doa lot less than you know yeah,
there's probably stuff like.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
At times I've even just used stuff out of my
kitchen.
I'm like ah.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
That's better Like coconut oil, that's better
Strawberry to exfoliate.
Absolutely no.
That's a million times betterthan getting something out of a
jar that was produced in a lab.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
Yeah, but then sometimes I want to go full on
pharmaceutical.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
I just like acu, or what is it Like Retin-A?
Like retin-a?
Are you using retin-a?
Speaker 1 (42:44):
yeah, is that bad no, I mean it's a synthetic form of
vitamin a, but if it works foryour skin, your skin looks
really good.
Speaker 3 (42:50):
I've been using it for a long time yeah yeah, but
maybe.
But I wonder about it becauseit's probably not good for your
organs I don't know if you wouldask me if yeah I'm not a doctor
but like I, if it were me, Iwould look for like a retinol.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
I think it might be retinol.
Is it retinol?
Speaker 3 (43:10):
I don't know, is it a prescription?
Speaker 1 (43:11):
yeah, okay, so then it's retin-a okay, yeah and also
it might not be very strong.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Yeah, it's like not the high, high, high percentage,
and I've been taking Welbutrinfor likeidepressant.
Oh, okay, that sounds like anantidepressant.
Yeah, wellbutrin.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Yeah Well.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
Wellbutrin Butane.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Wellbutrin, that's what I did.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
before that I did Wellbutrin.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Yeah, it wasn't working.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
No, it's terrible, but I was smoking cigarettes and
now I'm not.
That's pretty good.
With the medication it helpedme to get yeah, it was the same
stuff that was in.
Wellbutrin is the same stuffthat's in what do you call it?
Speaker 3 (43:49):
Time, I forgot the name of it, cocaine.
I'm sorry, snort it yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
Basically, it helps to wrap up your craving for
cigarettes.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
Oh, that's cool.
The Wellbutrin.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Oh yeah, I was smoking and I started taking
Wellbutrin and I forgot to smokeLiterally forgot to smoke.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
Oh, that's great.
Smoking is probably like theworst thing you can do for your
skin, right?
Speaker 1 (44:09):
I think alcohol is probably before that and then
smoking.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
Yeah, that's rough on your skin.
But I mean that's amazing thatyou could take something and it
turned off the receptors in yourbrain to desire it, and then do
you still take the medication?
Speaker 2 (44:23):
I didn't take it for that reason, and then do you
still take the medication?
I didn't take it for thatreason, I just took it for the
antidepressant aspect of it.
But it's just yeah, and Ihaven't smoked in like two years
.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
Thank, God, that's so good and probably, if you ever
like, you wouldn't go back to it, because you've gotten that out
of your system.
Yeah, totally, I would think so.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
That's awesome.
We should probably wrap it up.
Okay, I do want to ask you,where can people find you on
social media?
Yeah, or anything any place.
Transition, that's good improvSmooth.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
Lana Turner.
There's a Lana Turner famousold actress but mine's L-A-H-N-A
and I always say Lana has an Hin it, otherwise backwards it
spells anal.
I like it so in case you'rewondering, can you remember?
And then Turner, t-u-r-n-e-r,and that's it.
I think I have an extra R in myInstagram, one because somebody
(45:13):
else had it or something.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
We'll put your name up at the bottom and everything.
There you go.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
You can look at that name and then what else?
Oh, and I've got some showscoming out.
Well, Flappers, where I usuallysee you.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
Oh yeah, this is going to be out next Wednesday,
so tell us if you have anythingcoming up.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
I just had they gave me a headline like a night for
my own night there.
Oh, that's great.
And then they moved it todayand I have another date and it's
in my phone.
I won't remember it offhand,but I want to say it's mid-June,
okay.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Well, check it for a headline date.
Check it either on Lana'swebsite or your you know social
media or you can even checkFlappers.
Speaker 3 (45:51):
Yeah, and I always post, like I always have shows
like around town and do things,but the headline dates are nice
and I'm not touring right nowvery much, but I will be getting
back out on the road because Ineed to and I have a couple
projects I'm wrapping up thatI'm looking forward to finishing
so I can.
That'll be really fun.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
It's exciting, very cool, since you were on the road
.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
Yeah, yeah, I miss that.
I have to get on the moon cycle, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
exactly All right, cool.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
Well, I just am so happy that you were able to come
and hang out with us today,Thank Well.
I just am so happy that youwere able to come and hang out
with us today.
Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
I'm so happy to be here hanging out with you guys.
Yeah, I'm sad to end, I know.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
I wish that we were just keep it going, but yeah,
we'll have to keep it goingafterwards.
We'll just keep talking, yeah,yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:35):
Actually when nobody's listening, we'll just
sit here.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Yeah, it right.
So this will be out Wednesdayat 3 am and we'll see you guys
next week, so bye.
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Yeah, it's good vibes .
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Yeah, it is good vibes, it's nice.
People are always like PatriciaPayson trophies are so stupid,
it's like, yeah, but I stillwant one, you know?
Yeah, if you're gonna havesomething, I want it.
I'm a communist, I don't careso that is coming?
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I think, I think so it works.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I think communism is about.
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Everybody should get a trophy yes, just not, you know
just not food yeah, well, Imean, I don't know yeah I don't
know it's propaganda or not.
Let's talk about propaganda andcommunism right now and with me
, as usual, is sandra yocolano,my uh boyfriend sherpa I like to
bring the political.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Uh, we don't talk enough politics on this podcast,
so we're gonna do it we'regonna do it today.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
That's good, because I haven't watched the news in
like 10 years.
Neither have I.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah, I look at the headlines and then I tell people
I'm like, oh my God, have youseen what happened?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
And then they'll follow up.
Yeah, and then they'll followup.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
And they go oh my God , what else I'm like.
You got to check it out foryourself and then hopefully
they'll tell me.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's usually what happens.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Mm-hmm, yeah, um, I kind of just get like people's
vibes, like when that, when Isee them walking on the street,
I'm like, oh, what happened?
And I find that more and more.
When you don't watch the newsand you don't pay attention,
that kind of stuff, people whoare driving, you know,
excessively terrible one day, ormaybe they're just, you know,
everybody has a certain vibe.
It's like, oh, who did what?
What's going on, you know?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
oh, you could tell that like yeah, there's
something, there's something offevery day in LA, yeah yeah
there's a reason why thehelicopter never stops laying
around your apartment.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
No, no, every window.
I love the.
I mean it's a beautiful viewoutside when you get past the
bars on the windows, but yeahyou know, it's, yeah, it's, it's
nice, it's a good feeling.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I feel secure.
I feel so secure, yes, well.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Oh, that's a good segue.
Oh what, yeah, oh, you likethat.
Oh well, that's my favorite.
That's another good improv.
Well, that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah, we're doing bad improvs, and so if you come up
with any, that's another goodone.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Oh, and I totally improv'd it.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah, you did.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I was waiting to do it.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
It comes off the cuff , which makes it so improvised.
Yeah, yeah, she had it writtendown on her hand.
And then well, yep, and well,yes, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
It just, it flows naturally because the majority
of conversations people whenimprov shows, they think that
people really do speak that wayand that everything goes full
circle and everything wraps upnicely.
No, some improv doesn't go welland you just you know you have
most doesn't go well.
From what I've experienced, youknow, yeah, let's see.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Anywho, all right, that's a good one too.
Anywho, oh yeah, that's a goodone, yeah, moving on, yeah,
moving on, yeah, moving on, yeahexactly next.
Yeah, uh, okay, so today isepisode 104.
By the way, I just wanted tocongratulate us.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Not bad.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
That's 52.
That's two years.
That's a big deal Once a weekyeah we've been doing it for two
years once a week Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
We've known each other for two years, man.
That's a long time.
We've known each other.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
For what?
13 years?
Probably yeah Something likethat I just want to impress
everybody.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
no one's impressed at all well, I mean, not
everybody's a licensed comedianthat's true, you impress people
by you know any relationship incomedy that lasts that's see,
that's.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, that's kind of what I was pretty amazing yeah
yeah absolutely.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I can just like I'll just stare at you guys.
Yeah, take it in, take it in.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, yeah, absorb it .
We have.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
We have four therapists between us yeah we do
have four therapists between us, so we have four.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah, yeah, I guess we do.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
And then we have the same and then we have one, yeah,
so like that you go together tocouples couples counseling,
then we have our own individual,then we have the same psych oh,
that's right that you go toagain to again.
We just see like for monthlyfor like visitation for, like
you know, checking in on ourmedications and seeing.
You know we're psycho.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
That's why it works, you share pills yes, yeah yeah,
actually we can.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, that's a really nice way to put that, yeah we
share pills.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, that's what made it happen.
That's what that's 13 years.
Go by quick when you're likestoned.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
That's so funny.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I'm being so rude, no you're not.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
No, not at all.
Oh, my God, you're doing yourjob over there no 13 years.
Everyone knows that's it'spills.
So 25 is silver, oh right, andwe've gotten to that point where
we're like no, let's just.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Let's just do it for each other every day.
Yeah, but do you go like?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
to therapy every week or once a month, or like every
couple months.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
We started off once a week, now we're every two weeks
.
Yeah together, yeah together,and then individually I go every
week.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I go every week as well.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah, I just started therapy again isn't it?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I'm like, oh, I have a lot to say.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, just like otherwise, we download it all on
a podcast, exactly.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Now I don't have anything to talk about.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that'shilarious.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Speaking of things to talk about Nikki what's today's
episode about?
Today is about.
This is a weird one.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Are you ready?
It's care by the moon.
Does the lunar energy affectyour skin?
Okay when you're at episode 104.
You got to come up with a lotof different topics, so I'm
really like, uh, well, I meanreaching out.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I don't know if it's really reaching out, because the
moon itself affects the tidesright, like the actual gravity,
or wherever the moon is close tothe earth, I think, the
polarity of it, or, yeah, the Idon't know apogee, I think words
that I don't know about apogee,because I don't know what that
word means, but uh, yeah sobasically, it's like you know,
like where it is.
So if it can affect the tidesand it has to have some pull on
us, or maybe we change a bit, wejust can't you know quantify
(06:14):
there's times a day, I feeltaller than others.
You know interesting you know,I feel like you know, maybe I'll
look.
You know slack tide where I'min the middle, you know, at my
shortest and tallest.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
So all right.
Well, we're going to get intosome of that.
It does cover it, so spoileralert.
Now we do talk about that alittle bit about.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
What about?
About the moon?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
you just said lunar well, I mean, yeah, but about
how like you're we're, what arewe?
80 water or something like thatoh yeah, well, I'm 75 75.
Yeah, you're dehydrated I gotmeasured last year.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
They yeah, they put a sponge against my skin and they
can tell how moist my skin is.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
They can tell you how much water is in it?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Not at all.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
no, oh it's like 5% of something else mystery.
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeah, itis weird and maybe it's a little
less, because you're missing apiece of your soul.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
That piece of your soul.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's how Ifeel water.
Yeah, yeah, but yeah, the moonhas to affect.
It, affects her.
You know, like if you're doinga show and it's a full moon, the
audience is different, like youfeel it right and there's more
fights.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
There is.
Yeah, it's a lot.
It's a lot brighter at nightsometimes sometimes a full moon,
a super moon, can ruin a cropof people's marijuana.
I've heard that before.
What?
Yep, well, I know animals areout hunting yeah, like you,
don't let your cat out becausethere's more coyotes and stuff
on full moon no, especially inthis.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
All right, let's get into this, because I want to,
yeah, I want to switch and Iwant to actually talk to the
person.
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I'm not as interesting as the guest is so,
that's why I want to move?
Because I can see it.
You're like.
I talk to you every day so butyeah please um introduce the
guest, because I know that, um,I know of her and I'm a fan, but
you know her and you get thename drop that you know her I
forgot to ask you like, if youthere's a specific credit that
you wanted me to say.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I just know you just from being in shows with you and
everything we know each otherthat's my credit.
Yeah, she's hilarious yeah,yeah, yeah, that's a credit we
just met you know each otherfrom shows she's super funny you
gave me a tag on a joke I don'teven think you realized about
an abortion joke oh cool yeahprobably like after one, like
hey, did it work yeah, oh yeah,yay, okay, good, yeah, it was
(08:16):
like an act out even so.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Oh really, my first one of my first like here's the
abortion.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that.
You told me that story when youcame home that night.
That was so funny, yeah soanyway.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
So, uh, she's amazing , she's, I'm I'm gonna say
you're a talented musician aswell.
Thank you, yeah, and she'sbeautiful and hilarious and
we're just so glad to have herhere.
Start clapping right now.
Coming to the couch lana turneryay, hi, thanks for being over
on that side.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Oh, thank you for inviting me to the side.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
There's some guests that they show up, but we never
bring them over.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yeah, we promise it, but we never bring them over.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, we don't have a good vibe from them, we just
keep them in the corner.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Well, I feel so honored that I got to swap
couches with you.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Absolutely.
It's prettier over there too.
We made it like we spruced itup for you over there a little
bit.
Very nice.
Well, how are you?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
I'm groovy.
Yeah, pretty good.
Yeah, yeah, pretty good.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
We were talking about your dog.
You have a new dog, I've got anew doggie.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Yeah, toy, australian Shepherd he's so cute.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
What color is a dog like that?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
He's like kind of so you know how people look like
their dogs.
I'm starting to look more likehim because my hair is getting
lighter and lighter as I try andfigure out how to deal with the
gray coming in so he's gotwhite patches which I'm getting
and then, like I used to be alljust dark yeah, I remember and
so like he's like brown andwhite with like blue eyes.
(09:40):
So I guess I'm going to try tolook more like my more like my
dogger eyes.
So I guess.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I'm gonna try to look more like my, more like my
dogger.
I thought it was the other wayaround.
I thought the people I mean thedogs start.
Yeah, I guess that doesn't makesense.
Your dog does this.
Yeah, our producer mark doeslook like noodle his dog same
color hair.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I love seeing people that look like their dogs when
they're walking their dog andyou look up and you're like that
, they match it it almost alwaysis, though.
It's so hilarious.
Yeah yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Like bodybuilders walking around.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
With like pit bulls, with a pit bull, yeah yeah, or a
bulldog or something.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Same like stout yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Same stance, same walk.
Yeah, it's a cartoony, it'svery cartoony, yeah, but it's
nice, because then you with yourdog it's maybe what people like
you know those dogs love theirowners it's just like how we I'm
starting to look like my dogyep, we start to look alike
together we don't even reallylook alike though, do we?
No, I don't think we look alikeat all, you guys are you saying
he's your dog?
Speaker 3 (10:33):
yeah oh, you know oh see that.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
No, he's, that's no, but like a loyal yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Oh yeah, I'll be your dog, that's like I get that for
sure, yeah, yeah I guess peopledo like when they are together
for a long time they do mergeand like start to yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
You probably make the same facial expressions I'm
imagining over and over again.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Yeah, like expressions and things.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Say things that you were like.
Ah, that's what he would sayyeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Her and I we fart at Typicallylike sometimes it happens,
Sometimes it happens.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
That's a sign of a good relationship.
You know that, like when youcan sit in another person's
stent your body.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Yeah, when you're like oh, this is going into my
body.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
I'm actually physically.
Do you remember the first timeyou farted in front of her, or
vice versa?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Probably.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
You do remember yours or mine, I mean, there's been
so many.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Oh, yours, yours, I mean, there's been so many, oh,
yours, I don't the first time,though, when you go, I don't
know she's mine now I think itmight have been in the car, uh
but probably.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Yeah, it was definitely something we used to
make out a lot in the car.
Yeah, did you fart while you?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
were making out no no , I don't think so.
If I did, I did it silently andI and I and I have probably why
you wanted to go thatsubconscious thing where you
like, you know how to like cupyour butt cheeks, so nothing
gets out that's when you knowit's a good.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I think probably that's like one of the telling
signs you're like I could.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Yeah, they crack me up when she does.
I was married before.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Thank you, I was married before and I farted in
front of him all the time.
So then, at first with Sandro,I didn't for years because I
thought, well, maybe that's themagic secret.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yeah, yeah, she didn't like you said you don't
want to like you know, like uh,get like the mystery, let's keep
the mystery mystery now I'mjust like I don't care anymore.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yeah, you're gonna feel good.
Where are you going?
Yeah, yeah, you got.
I know you gotta feel good andthey're funny.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
So, speaking of, does the moon affect your face?
We're talking about farts, themoon.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
I like segways that was, that was, that was it that
was oh yeah, yeah, speaking of,speaking of perfect we're what?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
um, oh, you were saying that you like, you
noticed that, like you feel.
Do you actually feel somethingdifferent when the moon comes
around, in terms of yourappearance, or do you Not
appearance?
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
But I will notice that.
Well, I notice it mostly if I'mdoing a show on a full moon.
Okay, if I know it's going tobe a full moon, I'll be like, oh
, get ready because there'sgoing to be something that
happens most likely in the Fullmoon.
You mean like hecklers or?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
just like Something yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Or weird crowds or whatever.
Yeah, fights sometimes breakout Like people get weird.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
But I don't know about my like skin or like
health.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yeah, I haven't felt that.
Yeah, I mean I haven't noticedit, I haven't kept track of it.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
I'm sure it happens and now I'm going to have to pay
attention.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
I know, maybe we could do a little journal if you
notice something on your skin.
Is there studies?
Though there must be studies,right?
I don't know.
I don't think I have studies, Ijust I like that.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I'm going to give you information and you're going to
have to take my word for it.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Well, like you were saying, the notes that I pulled
up said that your body is 60%water.
I thought it was maybe more,but I'll say 60%.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Well, humans are getting more efficient.
We don't need as much water aswe used to it's.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
California people yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
California people now are down to like 60% have you
ever seen cremated remains?
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Yeah, small.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Yeah, there's absolutely nothing.
It's really nothing.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Oh yeah, that's really good to know.
So I mean, when you take all, Imean, I guess, when you're not
just probably things that don'tmake it in the box, I don't know
, but like cartilage or whatever, I don't know.
But the but it's nothing.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
It's really not much yeah, yeah, so maybe 60 is low,
I don't know.
Yeah, I thought it was morethan that.
Well, it is like, yeah, becauseeverything is basically
everything that we have on us ismoisture, which is from water.
So all of it is basically madeof it and you know, like
cellulose and whatever else itit's going to affect your lymph
Cellulose.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I don't think that's right.
Cellulose Cellulite maybe.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
It's heavier light, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
But you know it's going to affect your hydration.
If the moon pole is, tides aremoving because of the moon and
also your lymph.
So, like if your lymph isstagnant, you're going to be
puffier.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Makes sense.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yeah, and then it could, I guess, in turn infect
your mood, which is why theaudience would then be affected,
as well their moods are.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
I think I might feel like something mood wise when
the moon is full, or likedifferent cycles, right?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Yeah, it makes sense.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Like what would you do if the?
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Would you do something that you, like you,
normally wouldn't do?
I don't know, but you justnotice, sometimes you feel
different.
You just feel like howling.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Really I don't know, yeah, we'd go watch some dueling
pianos or something like that.
Yeah really just like.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Or start turning into werewolves.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I'm not saying when I notice there's a full moon, or
I'm aware of it.
There's like, oh interesting,because it's just I'm like wow,
that's really bright.
And then you know, you startnoticing more things at night
and people seem to be up later.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yeah, and it's going to impact your sleep as well.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
See, maybe that's what it is too.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Because, it realize just how bright it is, plus
there's more energy that'scoming from the moon onto the
earth.
I mean that's why they say toput your crystals out, like into
the moon line, stuff like thatdo you do, that I have, and I
put, like I did, made moon one,moon water the other day, like
you speak into your water andthen put something you're trying
to.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Well, water has energy, right yeah, like I've
seen those pictures where theychange the, the look of the
water gets angry.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
When you're're angry, you speak.
Mean to it.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Yeah, it's so cool, yeah, so maybe like what you
were saying about us being waterand the moon affecting tides
maybe, yeah, it makes us.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah, it's a really, really bizarre.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Ovulation yeah, it affects ovulation, apparently,
pms.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
PMS is the moon.
Yeah, that it's the moon.
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
That's it, that's her.
That's next time.
Like, just use that, I don'thave my period anymore.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
But yes, um, but yeah , um.
They call the moon cycle, right, isn't?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
it called the ladies.
When did you give uppunctuation, by the way?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
okay, good, I'm sorry you might, because my period is
no longer there oh, I get it.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
It's an exclamation point.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah, nice, like yes, I don't have it anymore, um, so
yeah, so apparently thataffects your moods.
All right, so let's just go.
Let's go for each moon phaseskincare, okay, what you might
want to do on a new moon.
Maybe your skin might feel alittle dull or tired, um, so now
it's time to detox, so that's agreat time to, like, do some a
(17:05):
little bit of exfoliation claymasks, things that are purging,
um, and like I was saying, likean intense intention setting
ritual or something.
This mine was nothing to dowith skin care, but this one, uh
, you could be like, my skin andspirit begin fresh, or
something like that.
But you know, whatever youraffirmation is right, do you?
(17:27):
Are you into affirmations?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
well, I should be I really should be um, sometimes
I'll be like this is going tohappen and I say it to the world
out loud, or say it out loud,and then I do believe that
happens like that helps yeah butkind like self-kindness could
do better.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yeah, yeah because it's usually the opposite.
Even now, you're justcriticizing yourself.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Yeah, probably yeah thank you, um, yeah, no, I think
, uh, I think that's really good, like you're supposed to like
breathe and I try like look intothe mirror, into your own eyes,
and tell yourself you love each, do you love you?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
tell each other you love yourself.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
I love both of me, all of my personalities.
I mean, yeah, I could be betterat that, I.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
I think it's really important but I have a sexy body
affirmation that I do when Iput on after my uh, after my
shower.
It's like eight minutes andit's this lady with a.
She has kind of like an accentfrom, just like she's from like
some Spanish country.
She's like.
I have a sexy buddy yeah, yes,yes, look at my sexy body, yeah,
and it makes me feel like that.
I mean, you have a sexy body,do you?
Speaker 3 (18:40):
think it comes from being like.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
I have a sexy body.
Well, maybe I might hold myselfdifferently because I feel more
confident.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
All right, I'm going to have a sexy body.
That's a good thing to dobecause, like even for my
daughter like self-esteem iseverything.
So putting those messages inyour brain, like Absolutely.
Yeah, it means everything,because the way you think
changes the whole.
I mean it's all yourperspective, right, right.
So yeah, I have a sexy body.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
I can't even say it.
Yeah, I have a sexy body.
Yeah, people give me lots ofcompliments.
That's one of them.
Does she have like, is shesuper hot?
She's like oh, you don't seeher, it's just her voice.
But I picture her as being um,uh, what's her name?
From, uh family?
Speaker 3 (19:18):
yeah, I know.
Immediately I thought of heryeah, sofia, yeah, yeah, because
she has a sexy, yeah, and sheseems like she would carry
herself, oh yeah, yeah.
And you know what, even if itherself like that, oh yeah, yeah
.
And you know what, even if it'slike, if you just carry it, if
you just believe it, otherpeople will believe it too.
It's true, because I see womenthat like, oh my God, like
they're not, you're not an ideal, but you're confident and
(19:42):
therefore you are, and I'm solike so I need that affirmation.
But you're so hot.
Thank you, yeah, that's verynice, but I.
I don't, but it's all about howyou project yourself and how
you totally feel and believe.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
I'm going to send you that affirmation.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Yes yeah, I think it's good to have affirmation.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
We're so quick to negatively talk ourselves with
the subconscious doesn't knowthe difference between what's
true and what's false.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Anyways, and what's false becomes true.
Well, false becomes true likethink about how attracted you
are to like somebody who is soconfident.
It really yeah, absolutely yeahthere's a lot to it.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
There's like also that part where you have that
kind of self-talk and then itchanges how you feel about
yourself.
But then having the negativestuff just kind of it's so easy
to do it, but when you have thislike positive, you're like this
is this feels weird yeah, whyam I?
Speaker 3 (20:35):
I should already know this yeah, why couldn't my mom
say it?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
yeah, yeah, yeah yeah , that would have been like did
you have a mom like mine?
That never said you were pretty, my mom's sweet but like I just
saw her, like last week, Okay.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
I'd love to hear from work like you're doing great.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
That would be nice.
That's a good one.
That would be a good one.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I think you are doing great.
I am doing great, so while I'msitting here, I'm going to tell
you that you are.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Thank you when I was visiting with them.
This is way too personal.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
We're in therapy but I realized that and that they
haven't that they like.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Don't watch anything that I do my family doesn't
watch anything, I do yeah whichis wild, because I was like I
just came online with it thisweek.
I was like wait, you've neverseen my special.
How can you not see my?
Like it's free, like it's noteven like even if you're too
cheap to pay for it, like youcan go watch it.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
I think they just don't.
I think family members secretlydon't want to see you doing
something that's breaking awayfrom what's normal in life.
I don't want to see me telldick jokes honestly oh may.
Okay, that could be too.
Yeah, you do have a fair amountof those.
I do.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Yeah, not as much lately, but yeah they are good
though.
Oh, yeah, yeah yeah, how likeyou can appreciate, like, even
if you're not proud, appreciatea good dick joke.
I know they would appreciate itout of someone else, but
anyways, I totally went off on atangent but yeah, positive
affirmation.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
All right.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
I'm going to send you that one, Okay, Okay.
So the waxing moon.
What is a waxing moon?
It's disappearing.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
I believe that's coming.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
I, we just did this a couple years ago in elementary
school, and I still can't recallit waxing waning like yeah,
because I all the pictures.
I forget.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
I think waxing is, is it?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
going away, or yeah, it's one.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
It's either.
It's either going away orcoming.
I can tell you that, becausewaning doesn't that mean to?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
pull back I believe waning means to pull back.
Yeah, okay, so I'm going toread uh.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
So the waxing moon, you would want to do things like
nourish and rebuild your skin.
Uh, because you're in growthmode, you're, um, do things to
support your collagen, um, andyou know, like, strengthen the
barrier of your skin.
What do you do to supportcollagen?
What it's like?
I mean, there's lots of thingsyou could do, like gua sha
massage.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
You could do um enzyme peels, anything that
stimulates collagen and elastingrowth always like more of that
well, that's what I do for aliving I do like facial massage
to listen tones and yeah and itgets the circulation seriously,
I see kids and I'm like, oh, ifI could vampire that shit out.
I know I really wouldn't, thatsounds like some weird like
(23:04):
adrenal chrome thing, but Iwould.
I.
I do see and I'm like, I'm sojealous of your collagen.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yeah, their skin is just like so juicy.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Yeah, it's not fair.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
So waxing is right before it goes to a new moon,
which is the darkest.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Okay, so, yeah, so waxing oh wait, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yeah, the other way.
Waxing is starting to get thebiggest.
I went the other way around.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
We should have tried to look this up before it's one
or the other.
Here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Here's the thing.
We don't claim to know anything.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
That's true, I'm not a doctor, just in case you're
wondering out there and wherever.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
No, you tell me.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
So you do the massages that stimulate the?
Yeah, they're like lasers, doyou?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
I believe in them.
I just don't.
I don't have a license to doany of that kind of stuff.
That's more like a medispa,yeah you know you have to have a
doctor like those are intenseyeah yes, have you had anything
like that?
Speaker 3 (23:52):
a little bit.
Yeah, but I bought a packagefor myself.
Like last Christmas I didsomething nice for myself.
I was like I'm gonna get someskincare and I've done like two
of them and now and then I'mgonna.
I have like a couple more, butthese, the first ones, were just
the IPL okay, um, which I thinkthat works yeah, but like it's
intense.
And then the other one is like,uh, more for what?
(24:15):
Is it?
Clear and brilliant, I think.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
I don't know.
Oh right, right right, I'vebeen hearing more about that one
.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Yeah, it's more intense, though right, I think
so I haven't.
I was gonna do it yesterday andI was gonna come in here.
I was like, oh, it's gonna makeme look Honestly that would
have been kind of cool if youhad done that.
And then come in and then haveit all.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Sarah Lawrence did that.
She had just had that.
What's the peel that?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
she had I think it was turtle wax.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
It was something that takes off multiple layers of
your skin, so much so that youhave to be monitored.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
You can monitored um, like you can have a heart
attack.
I've heard about that, yeah,does it work, though it must?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
it worked for her in the sense of like um for her,
like you know, lines and thingslike that.
She was trying to get rid ofdeep acne scars and so she's not
super thrilled about the thatthat they didn't do that and
it's expensive, I'm sure andpainful and painful I did one
like a peel once and I I don'tthink I'd ever do it again.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Like your skin, like it literally peels on like
flakes I was, so it was grossthat was a strong peel.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
That's a chemical peel.
Yeah, I did it once I'm.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
I was like I don't think I'd ever do that.
I don't know that that's goodfor the long term of your skin.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Shock and awe yeah like it gets this like fresh
layer of skin.
But what did you do to yourselfin?
I don't know?
I just wouldn't, I don't thinkI would do that again.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Enzyme peels are good , though they're more like they
just eat away the dead layer.
Clean it up, clean it up, yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Can you see them, Like if you get microscopic
level?
Can you see the little animalsbiting away the stuff on your
face?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
No, that'd be cool Nice.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Good improv End scene .
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Thank you.
So this is a good time fordoing like serums that are like
going to protect your skin andhydrate your skin and, like I
mentioned, like the Gua Shalymphatic drainage massage.
It's the planting time, so thisis the time we're doing waxing
right now.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
So waxing is actually growing larger.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Okay, so, yeah, so that's when you put the seeds
out and then later, I guess, youfeed it the good stuff and then
, I don't know, maybe waning is,I don't know, let's go to full
moon.
We were talking about full moon, yay, so glow and release.
Your skin might be oilierduring a full moon because I
feel like our cells just feelkind of more active, they're
(26:22):
more reactive.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
We'll react to the light and the sun, so anything
that mimics it, just like lightyou know looking in your eyes
the blue light or anything Evenjust like regular fluorescent
light.
That's why a lot of people havea hard time going to sleep,
because you know, when there wasjust cavemen and fire and no
one had to have consent, thenyou could, because everybody
just used you could um becauseeverybody just used it, you know
(26:47):
, just beating people over thehead, it wasn't fun, but yeah,
they just you know.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
They would, you know, have better sleep schedules,
I'm sure, because it was justyou know they'd go to sleep when
it was dark and wake up when itwas light, even if it was a
moon you might have like a, likea wild moon party oh yeah,
totally yeah, full moon partylike in like everyone just
orgies or something yeah, yeah,yeah.
Did you see the white lotus?
No, okay to see it.
There's a full moon party inthat.
Oh yeah, you definitely shouldwatch that show.
(27:09):
Okay, yeah, yeah, or pour itback.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
I need to find time to sit and watch something I
know you do.
It's so hard to find time tojust like I'm going to watch
this thing.
I make time, Isn't that awful?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
No stuff all the time .
Speaker 3 (27:29):
I don't know, I don't know, I just it's hard to sit
still too really good, I have tobe really into it to want to
sit and watch something and then, yeah, my attention is hard to
keep for things.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
But I'll watch.
I'll try and catch the whiteLotus.
I've heard it's really good.
It is really good.
Yeah, yeah, and this particularone, they did it.
They did a full moon party andthings got a little crazy, yeah
nice.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
I like to watch shows where I watch people that are
entertaining doing things whereI go.
Ooh, thank God it's not my life.
Yes, you know it feels good.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Even though they're super rich, their lives suck.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Right, because it's the story that's being told of
them.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Yeah, yeah, I get it.
All right, so any kind of glowup rituals like, like moisture
masks, the facial massage likewe were talking about.
The other thing, though, isthat emotional stress like
you're saying with the audiencescan peak, so you're going to
watch out for things likebreakouts.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
So like if the audience all of a sudden starts
getting a bunch of pimples.
Like like if people in theaudience start like heckling and
they're all like, yeah, I gotmy skin and they have to leave.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
It's a full moon.
Yeah, it explains everything,everything, yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
You guys get home, take care of your skin.
You shouldn't be out tonight.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Take care of your skin.
Thank you, good night.
Yeah, so things you can do foryourself would be add things
like supplements, likeL-theanine is very calming for
your body.
I just started taking that andmagnesium before I go to sleep,
and then facial tapping is agood one too.
It's just kind of like relaxing.
I need to do it right now.
Yeah, it's nice.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
It does feel nice.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Yeah, it can put you kind of in a little bit of like
a hypnotic state in a way.
Tapping is really.
Have you seen those?
It stimulates the blood.
Yeah, it stimulates the bloodflow, for sure.
And then you're hittingacupressure points on the face.
It's like, right, yeah, nowwe're just gonna see her for the
(29:11):
rest of the time.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Yeah, yeah, all right .
Next one.
Now we're waning, mm-hmm,that's, it's going, it's slowing
, that's getting smaller okay,yeah, so we're shed, shedding
our skin and clearing it away.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
So it's time to let go of things, like I did with
that moon thing, that moonritual although it wasn't a full
moon, I don't remember whateverit was.
I was supposed to put a pieceof paper underneath there,
something I wanted to get rid ofin my life.
Let go, and then you write iton a piece of paper.
Wrote on a piece of paper, putit under a bottle, spoke it into
the water.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
I mean this is just getting weird but can I ask what
you wanted to get rid of?
Speaker 1 (29:42):
um, it was something that was yeah yeah it was
something, uh, that was makingme feel angry.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Like an emotional thing.
I want to get rid of thisemotion.
Yeah, it was an emotional thing.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Yeah, okay, yeah.
So it was something I needed tolet go of, because we hold on
to things for whatever reason,and it's not healthy.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Did you also put like are you supposed to put a lean
cuisine under there too, for themoon, I think, why Just you
know?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
like a little lasagna , like an offering, oh, like for
Santee, like an offering ForSantee, santa For Santee, yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
For Santee Claus.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Why lean cuisine?
Yeah Well.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Does the moon like lean cuisine?
I think the moon is probably,or actually it's probably a
computer dinner now rightSwanson's.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Swanson's that's a good, that's a good riff, yeah,
good improv, okay, and thank youand good job, actually it's
funny, there's a computer.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Like you'd have to know what a TV dinner was to
know what a computer dinner isthat's right, that's right yeah,
that's like a newspaper yeah,what's that exactly?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
a newspaper?
It's so weird.
You like want to open, like,can you?
Speaker 3 (30:51):
yeah I do that with magazines I know, I know,
sometimes I'm like wait, youcan't make the image bigger?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
yeah, because I can't see it anymore yeah, they
should just come with magnifyingglasses.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Yeah, unbelievable all right, so we're letting
things go.
Just like the moon is shrinkingaway, so can the buildup of
your skin on your face.
So it's a good time for peelsenzyme peels, like we said,
decluttering products out ofyour bathroom, maybe that you're
(31:22):
not even really using.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Soap, towels, water, toilet brush, water, toilet
brush, water, toilet brush,toilet brush.
Well yeah, well, no, I'll keepit.
I gotta brush my teeth yeah,but um, yeah, just get rid of
stuff.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
I get it and rest yeah, get rid of the rest yeah,
um yeah, it says get rid of restbecause your moon is like small
in the sky.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Now it's time to like get catch up on your.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Yes, exactly.
Yeah, see it's starting to makesense, yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
And your skin might feel a little more sensitive.
So just don't push it too hard.
So let's see Full moon, okay,so that's pretty much.
That's like the full moon,right, all the moon.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
It's pronounced the full moon-ty, because you got
the entire monty in there.
You're supposed to say goodriff.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Oh, good riff, babe, great improv, yes, great improv.
That's a good one too, andthank you very much.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Yeah, and thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
That's a good one All right, so let's do a little
quiz.
We're going to do a quiz here.
Let's wrap it up.
So let's see we're going to doOkay.
So the phases were first of allwaxing, waning, full moon, and
what?
New moon, okay so those fourand we talked about maybe
writing it down.
(32:42):
So we're going to play a gamecalled yes or Total BS.
Oh, All right, the full moon.
Number one the full moon canmake your skin more sensitive or
reactive.
I think we established yes, yes, yes, okay.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
By the way, I left the answer in my notes.
I like how you write the answerin the question.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
I know I got to erase it next time.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
But you said there actually isn't a study on it.
It's more of an intuitivefeeling, right?
So it could be a no, that couldbe a no.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Exactly, it could be a definitive no, I'll put both.
So it could be both.
Yeah, I'm gonna put both.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
But I mean, I would imagine it just makes sense.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Yeah, and since I read it on a computer, it makes
sense.
Yeah, it's because you'rehormonally, your sleep
disruptions and all this stuff,and that can increase
inflammation.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Well, I mean if you stay up at night and those are
your wake hours and you'resleeping during the day, you
don't sleep as well during theday, especially since it's not
your normal rhythms.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
So it definitely would have an effect on you.
Mm-hmm, totally, you saybecause you're sleeping at
different times of day.
Yeah well, if you're sleepingat different times of day like
if you're up when it's night,it's going to affect your body
differently than if you're upwhen it's daylight out.
So I'm just saying like so it'stotally plausible that the moon
could have an effect on you.
Also, I wanted to waste somemore time.
(34:00):
I think 30 seconds went by.
We're good.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Great, thank you.
Okay.
So next question, number twoyou should never exfoliate
during the full moon, I'm sorry,during the new moon.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
I don't think so Never.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
I've exfoliated my full moon before I've mooned
somebody and.
I've exfoliated, you shouldnever.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
If you do, it could be really bad.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Let's see what happens.
Total BS, okay, so, haha, soyou can't exfoliate and you can
moon and exploit your moon.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Yes, okay, so you can do that yeah, do it a little
gentle exfoliation.
Well, that's a full he walkspast you and is mooning you.
Does that affect your skin?
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Oh, wow, that's a very good question, I think it
does.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
Is that a full moon or just the crack or the?
Is it the waning?
Is it the waning, the?
Speaker 2 (34:58):
waning or the waxing butt crack.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yeah, just face this way, yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
You do look better in the face.
When, when, when my butt's out,it brings joy yeah, yeah, and
the light bouncing off of ityeah, and it makes you happy.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Anyways, your butt out into the wild, okay.
Number three hydration focusedskin care is best saved for the
full moon I think it's BS.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
I think you can do it anytime Okay.
Total.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
BS.
Yes.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Knew it.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
The waxing moon is better for building moisture and
strength, according to thethings that we just went over.
So, but yeah, all right.
Number four your skin canreflect your emotional and
energetic shifts, just like yourmood.
Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Yeah, because you're feeling bad.
You're not going to wait.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
I'm sorry, what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (35:51):
but if you're like I'm so sexy, yeah, I look so
good my body, whatever body, ohyeah, my sexy body, yeah, and of
course your skin's gonna glow.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
I have the body of my dreams.
That's another one, Okay, soyes.
The answer was yes, Wait, don'tdo that.
Go back to my notes here.
Let's see how do I get out ofthat.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Oh there we go, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
So the explanation for that is meaning that
cortisol, sleep loss and even ohwait, is that the right one?
Speaker 2 (36:21):
You missed one.
You skipped over there you goNow stop Back down.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Back down.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Down.
Okay, there we go.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Oh, okay, yeah, so the waxing moon is better for
building moisture and strength.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
We said that.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Okay, oh no, no, we did number four.
Your skin can reflect emotionaland energetic shifts, just like
your mood.
Yep, yes, okay, because thecortisol, sleep loss and even
your tension in your face isgoing to show up on your skin.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
It's going to affect your serotonin, that makes sense
.
Yeah.
And then the last one is sorry,I keep doing this in my notes.
Well, you already?
Oh no, you didn't see theanswer yet.
Okay, the moon has no realeffect on skin.
This is all woo-woo with zeroscience.
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
You think it's true?
You think it's true?
What do you think?
Well, without any.
I mean, you said there was noresearch, I, but I imagine maybe
somebody has researched it,because you figure, yeah, people
researched all sort ofeverything, yeah you would think
there's somebody who's lookedinto the moon and how it affects
everything.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
So yeah I don't, I don't know I'm gonna say it's
not total BS, it's just BS, justregular BS, just regular BS.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Well, according to the things I looked up, it's
total BS, but I like yourexplanation because I didn't see
any studies on any of thisstuff.
Yeah, so the explanation being,while the energetic part of
your is spiritual, you've gotsleep, stress.
Hydration hormones arescientifically yeah, that's.
(37:50):
The thing is the hormones arescientifically tied to lunar
cycles for some people, I thinkfor a lot of people.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
I would say for everyone.
Yeah, I feel like it is foreveryone, but maybe some people
just aren't as Some people don'tbelieve in the moon and they
don't get affected by it.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
If they truly don't believe, then it's just like
they go on like 24-day cycles orsomething.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
And then how could you have gone to the moon if the
moon's not even there?
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Right, jfk is still alive.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Wow, that's another one.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Yeah, wow.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
If you actually went to the moon, how would that
affect you?
Oh, whoa yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
And then would the earth affect your skin?
That is a great question.
Because that becomes yeah,because then, when you're on the
moon, the earth is your moon.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
I would imagine that, like having good skin, is very
challenging in space.
Yes, it's good skin in a vacuumyeah oh my god, I mean if
you're actually in space, itwould just freeze off or
whatever, but in the shuttle,when we're all going up to Mars,
which hopefully will happen inour lifetime.
You go up to Mars.
(38:53):
It's going to be really hard.
They're going to needestheticians on Mars, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
I mean, it's hard for me to go to the desert without
freaking out about my skin.
Imagine Mars.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Well, in Total Recall they show exactly what happens.
What happens?
The face explodes.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
Yeah, he was like yeah, yeah, he starts going.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
He gets like a really weird accent.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
His eyes were like Bulging out.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Yeah, so it's very terrible for your skin.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Especially for like your eye, skin, like your eyes,
yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
But then the oxygen came and everything was good.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
And then you'd have to wonder like how you know?
Speaker 3 (39:27):
how does the moon then affect you?
You're nowhere near it whenyou're on it.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Yeah, or yeah, that too.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
You're on Mars.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
We could ask Oprah and Katy Perry, because they
were closer to the moon than wehave been in a long time.
They just went to space.
Yeah, I saw, was Oprah in thatgroup?
Oh, no, it was.
I'm sorry, it was Gayle King,or whatever her name is Same
thing Gayle King, their bestfriend.
I saw it.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
You saw it.
Well, I didn't like watch itwhen it happened, but I saw like
people posting about it,annoyed by it.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Yeah, everybody seems to be kind of putting their
arms about it.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
Yeah, I don't have the energy.
Five women into space was likea nice thing.
It's just like super privilegedwomen got to go.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
I guess If you can get the privilege to go to space
and you want to do it, why not?
Speaker 3 (40:09):
I would if somebody called me like Jeff Bates, like
hey, lana, you want to go toouter space and look down on the
planet?
I'd be like super excited.
So I guess people I can I meanhopefully everybody will one day
have the chance to like I meanthink about people, couldn't?
Just a hundred years ago mygrandmother would be like, oh my
(40:31):
god, you can fly in an airplane.
Yeah, and now we just we, nowwe get pissed when we're on an
airplane we're like flying,you're like annoyed, because
somebody kicked their shoe off.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
You're like really, right, you're like flying over,
you're in a tube in the sky,yeah, well, we're, we're in
space right now, so it's justthat's true.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
That's true, we're going really fast.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
We're going really fast, and that's.
We're going really fast and sofast that we can't even tell
yeah by the way, there's a lotof men I would like to send into
space and maybe they don't comeback.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
I'm just saying, yeah , nice yeah, do we have to send
them to space, though, to makethem not come back?
Speaker 2 (41:04):
easier way that's true to really like you have to
really slingshot somebody reallyfar to get them to leave orbit
that's true.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
So, yeah, yeah, think about it.
We don't want to spend thatkind of there's inner space,
which is what we call the oceans.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Over 90 of the oceans have not been found bodies yet.
The bodies have not been foundbodies yet.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
The bodies have not been found out there.
That's true.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
So I'm just saying people think outside the box.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
That's good improv too, oh yeah, there you go,
moving on.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Yeah, all right.
So we did pretty good on that,I think, on our quiz.
I like that yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
It definitely made me think about tapping my face.
More I need to do do it's a lotof work.
It's just been taking care ofyour skin, yeah I was thinking
about that when we're comingover here and I'm like, okay,
we're gonna be talking aboutskin, I'm like what do I?
I'm like I'm pretty lowmaintenance.
And then I started thinkingabout all the different little
things I try to do, and withinconsistency, but like try to
(42:03):
do, it's a lot of stuff yeah,we're sold and marketed a lot of
stuff and it's a like, it's alot of it's work it is.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
You can simplify it, though.
I mean, I feel like they pushso much stuff on us, that like
they're convincing us that youneed this, this, this and this
and this, but I think we can doa lot less than you know yeah,
there's probably stuff like.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
At times I've even just used stuff out of my
kitchen.
I'm like ah.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
That's better Like coconut oil, that's better
Strawberry to exfoliate.
Absolutely no.
That's a million times betterthan getting something out of a
jar that was produced in a lab.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
Yeah, but then sometimes I want to go full on
pharmaceutical.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
I just like acu, or what is it Like Retin-A?
Like retin-a?
Are you using retin-a?
Speaker 1 (42:44):
yeah, is that bad no, I mean it's a synthetic form of
vitamin a, but if it works foryour skin, your skin looks
really good.
Speaker 3 (42:50):
I've been using it for a long time yeah yeah, but
maybe.
But I wonder about it becauseit's probably not good for your
organs I don't know if you wouldask me if yeah I'm not a doctor
but like I, if it were me, Iwould look for like a retinol.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
I think it might be retinol.
Is it retinol?
Speaker 3 (43:10):
I don't know, is it a prescription?
Speaker 1 (43:11):
yeah, okay, so then it's retin-a okay, yeah and also
it might not be very strong.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Yeah, it's like not the high, high, high percentage,
and I've been taking Welbutrinfor likeidepressant.
Oh, okay, that sounds like anantidepressant.
Yeah, wellbutrin.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Yeah Well.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
Wellbutrin Butane.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Wellbutrin, that's what I did.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
before that I did Wellbutrin.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Yeah, it wasn't working.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
No, it's terrible, but I was smoking cigarettes and
now I'm not.
That's pretty good.
With the medication it helpedme to get yeah, it was the same
stuff that was in.
Wellbutrin is the same stuffthat's in what do you call it?
Speaker 3 (43:49):
Time, I forgot the name of it, cocaine.
I'm sorry, snort it yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
Basically, it helps to wrap up your craving for
cigarettes.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
Oh, that's cool.
The Wellbutrin.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Oh yeah, I was smoking and I started taking
Wellbutrin and I forgot to smokeLiterally forgot to smoke.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
Oh, that's great.
Smoking is probably like theworst thing you can do for your
skin, right?
Speaker 1 (44:09):
I think alcohol is probably before that and then
smoking.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
Yeah, that's rough on your skin.
But I mean that's amazing thatyou could take something and it
turned off the receptors in yourbrain to desire it, and then do
you still take the medication?
Speaker 2 (44:23):
I didn't take it for that reason, and then do you
still take the medication?
I didn't take it for thatreason, I just took it for the
antidepressant aspect of it.
But it's just yeah, and Ihaven't smoked in like two years
.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
Thank, God, that's so good and probably, if you ever
like, you wouldn't go back to it, because you've gotten that out
of your system.
Yeah, totally, I would think so.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
That's awesome.
We should probably wrap it up.
Okay, I do want to ask you,where can people find you on
social media?
Yeah, or anything any place.
Transition, that's good improvSmooth.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
Lana Turner.
There's a Lana Turner famousold actress but mine's L-A-H-N-A
and I always say Lana has an Hin it, otherwise backwards it
spells anal.
I like it so in case you'rewondering, can you remember?
And then Turner, t-u-r-n-e-r,and that's it.
I think I have an extra R in myInstagram, one because somebody
(45:13):
else had it or something.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
We'll put your name up at the bottom and everything.
There you go.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
You can look at that name and then what else?
Oh, and I've got some showscoming out.
Well, Flappers, where I usuallysee you.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
Oh yeah, this is going to be out next Wednesday,
so tell us if you have anythingcoming up.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
I just had they gave me a headline like a night for
my own night there.
Oh, that's great.
And then they moved it todayand I have another date and it's
in my phone.
I won't remember it offhand,but I want to say it's mid-June,
okay.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Well, check it for a headline date.
Check it either on Lana'swebsite or your you know social
media or you can even checkFlappers.
Speaker 3 (45:51):
Yeah, and I always post, like I always have shows
like around town and do things,but the headline dates are nice
and I'm not touring right nowvery much, but I will be getting
back out on the road because Ineed to and I have a couple
projects I'm wrapping up thatI'm looking forward to finishing
so I can.
That'll be really fun.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
It's exciting, very cool, since you were on the road
.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
Yeah, yeah, I miss that.
I have to get on the moon cycle, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
exactly All right, cool.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
Well, I just am so happy that you were able to come
and hang out with us today,Thank Well.
I just am so happy that youwere able to come and hang out
with us today.
Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
I'm so happy to be here hanging out with you guys.
Yeah, I'm sad to end, I know.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
I wish that we were just keep it going, but yeah,
we'll have to keep it goingafterwards.
We'll just keep talking, yeah,yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:35):
Actually when nobody's listening, we'll just
sit here.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Yeah, it right.
So this will be out Wednesdayat 3 am and we'll see you guys
next week, so bye.
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